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  • @sawyervaughan-13
    @sawyervaughan-13 Рік тому +10077

    The fact that someone had to be the clerk at the store where she bought five pounds of butter and a chicken is terrifying

    • @Yukinic
      @Yukinic Рік тому +327

      Would be even more terrifying if she was a guy

    • @michealpersicko9531
      @michealpersicko9531 Рік тому +158

      @@Yukinic no don't make it unnecessarily sexist.

    • @soggySslopster
      @soggySslopster Рік тому +286

      @@michealpersicko9531 jeez it was a joke bozo

    • @thatsroughbuddy1133
      @thatsroughbuddy1133 Рік тому +170

      @@michealpersicko9531 It's not sexist lol.

    • @rainbowblossom143
      @rainbowblossom143 Рік тому +181

      Yeah I work in a deli at a grocery store and sometimes it’s hard to keep my face neutral when weird orders come in

  • @esso4011
    @esso4011 Рік тому +3354

    That marshmallow recipe in the beginning actually looked edible until she added three whole sticks of butter💀

    • @exmortisdarkwind1373
      @exmortisdarkwind1373 Рік тому +72

      I thought the same thing!!!

    • @mint_soup9743
      @mint_soup9743 Рік тому +50

      Did I miss where they showed the finished product?

    • @michealpersicko9531
      @michealpersicko9531 Рік тому +66

      I mean that's not far off from how you would make lucky charm treats although she used about double the amount of marshmallows and butter required half of the lucky charms you would usually use and thought that it would all just solidify and mix together itself,

    • @nko199
      @nko199 Рік тому +17

      I was hoping it was cream cheese, if that's any better

    • @nylayb2753
      @nylayb2753 Рік тому

      Right

  • @imSummi
    @imSummi Рік тому +831

    Honestly, the pancake pocket and the burrito-burger thing are pretty good ideas, they were just executed in the most horrible way imaginable.

    • @cuteeater6983
      @cuteeater6983 8 місяців тому +104

      If the pancake pocket was just a crepe, wrapped around that white chocolate bark topped with whipped cream, fruit and pecans. I would devour it so fast.

    • @randompersonwhomakesstuffy7439
      @randompersonwhomakesstuffy7439 7 місяців тому +9

      @@cuteeater6983 Same

    • @user-re3yk2vk4x
      @user-re3yk2vk4x 7 місяців тому +2

      I agree with @imSummi

    • @norzieyuliza6429
      @norzieyuliza6429 6 місяців тому

      @@cuteeater6983fr

    • @znyxdrØme
      @znyxdrØme 6 місяців тому +10

      @@cuteeater6983oo that actually sounds quite nice

  • @steph5527
    @steph5527 Рік тому +368

    I love how she sticks three baby potatoes and a single sprig of rosemary in there... I bet you can really taste it

  • @TheNinjaNiky
    @TheNinjaNiky Рік тому +5273

    As a chef, the butter covered chicken or turkey is an actual thing lol. You don't need 5lbs though. Maybe 3 at most with a big chicken or turkey, I've done it a few times. You don't need it absolutely smothered, just a layer. Some people might argue the technique is to smother it, but it really isn't necessary. There comes a point where it's just a waste because it won't add anything extra loading up that much butter. Julia Child would kill me if I said too much butter though😂

    • @djkaeh5673
      @djkaeh5673 Рік тому +377

      Yeah, I wasn't terribly disgusted by the amount of butter either once I realized what they were doing with it, which is to cook chicken with. Looks delicious, ngl.

    • @aikot.8816
      @aikot.8816 Рік тому +206

      I love to put butter on the inside Under the Skin and over it, but the butter is richly seasoned to nicely soak into the meat. I agree with you about the amount though. Also I didn't like that she put olive oil on the vegetables that was under the butter it didn't make sense. The butter is melting off into the vegetables therefore her vegetables were most likely very soggy and oily.

    • @spankbuda7466
      @spankbuda7466 Рік тому +113

      Firstly, Julia Child used French Butter. And one of her quotes was "If you're afraid of butter, use cream." So she wouldn't be that upset with you.
      But, Paula Deen on the other hand might call you out of your name.

    • @TheNinjaNiky
      @TheNinjaNiky Рік тому +12

      @@aikot.8816 yeah that's a great way to do it too

    • @TheNinjaNiky
      @TheNinjaNiky Рік тому +10

      @@spankbuda7466 I never watched Paula Deen, she any good?

  • @joshc5613
    @joshc5613 Рік тому +2620

    The thing I hate about this isn't that the food looks BAD, it's just that it looks both good enough and outlandish enough to make me think I would want to try it for a second and then question my life choices immediately after

    • @wongfeihong57a
      @wongfeihong57a Рік тому +113

      cause it's realistic. the crunchy pancake pocket looks so good esp. with fresh whipped cream fruits stuffed inside. the all in one chicken is delicious cause I did try it. this channel gives u hope for the future...🤣🤣🤣

    • @cromulom2223
      @cromulom2223 Рік тому +2

      @@wongfeihong57a ong, id demolish that pancake shit

    • @lethfuil
      @lethfuil Рік тому +18

      Right? I'm absolutely there with you.

    • @CeeJayThe13th
      @CeeJayThe13th Рік тому +38

      Yeah that's probably what gets me the most. It's *just* stupid enough that I want to try it.

    • @mehrlightsunlis4996
      @mehrlightsunlis4996 Рік тому +13

      Bruhhhh, the same thing I thought about the pancake pockets

  • @usefulbobcat
    @usefulbobcat Рік тому +28

    Dims room, lights candles
    "now lets start by mashing up 5 pounds of butter"

  • @fishforlife1824
    @fishforlife1824 Рік тому +31

    Adding fat, whether it's butter or oil, is necessary when baking chicken. Also, using a compound butter (butter mixed with seasoning) is great. However, they way over seasoned their butter, and they used about 4 and 1/2 pounds too much.

  • @lucasbuenovaz2552
    @lucasbuenovaz2552 Рік тому +1369

    If you watch it in a big enough screen, zoom in about 10x the chicken, you can actually see the soul of the animal screaming to God

    • @jaylinsmith3954
      @jaylinsmith3954 Рік тому +27

      Like GOD TAKE ME NOW

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 Рік тому +22

      My soul was screaming in agony. Can't imagine how that poor bird feels.

    • @tainycassu1699
      @tainycassu1699 Рік тому +17

      "GOD, WHY MUST YOU FORSAKE ME LIKE THIS" , or something like that,coudln´t have put it better

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 Рік тому +3

      🤣

    • @spencerholloman3490
      @spencerholloman3490 Рік тому +2

      Really?

  • @zodiaclife9029
    @zodiaclife9029 Рік тому +2345

    This feels like a crime to watch someone put that much butter on a chicken
    Edit: thanks for the likes

    • @coyotelovesfish4329
      @coyotelovesfish4329 Рік тому +30

      It IS a crime

    • @_Draculer_
      @_Draculer_ Рік тому +16

      @Kitty 🅥 your a bot lol

    • @nataliewood8930
      @nataliewood8930 Рік тому +21

      shit I inject my turkey with butter.

    • @rain22738
      @rain22738 Рік тому +3

      @@coyotelovesfish4329 a crime against humanity.

    • @procheesy2355
      @procheesy2355 Рік тому +21

      All my arteries clogged just looking at it… all at the same time

  • @dyingsanity.
    @dyingsanity. 10 місяців тому +14

    “The first bite tastes like heaven, the second bite takes you there”.

  • @pan_maso5900
    @pan_maso5900 10 місяців тому +163

    As an guy who loves cooking i am ashamed of what people do with food in those days💀

    • @carsonnesbit1178
      @carsonnesbit1178 10 місяців тому

      What I don’t see anyone mentioning is the amount of food waste.
      This is definitely troll content, this is two wealthy girls wasting fucktons of food for bottom of the barrel tik Tok content.
      Keep in mind that food is getting more expensive all across the US rn, but I imagine wealthy dickheads like those two girls haven’t even considered the food waste, not once.

    • @user-jc7ob2ds3y
      @user-jc7ob2ds3y 7 місяців тому +2

      Same.

    • @homeygfunkoffacherryfruitl4971
      @homeygfunkoffacherryfruitl4971 5 місяців тому +7

      I used to be skilled in the art of what I dubbed "bachelor cuisine" where it was essentially just taking whatever is in the pantry and making a coherent dish out of it, but by God this goes far beyond anything I've ever made.

    • @magdalenaborek8350
      @magdalenaborek8350 4 місяці тому +3

      @@homeygfunkoffacherryfruitl4971it’s fine as long as you actually eat it.
      But this is just disgusting 🤮 and wasteful and makes me extremely mad knowing some people are dying of hunger and the others are playing with the food as if they’re 2yo.

    • @arson7012
      @arson7012 Місяць тому

      @@homeygfunkoffacherryfruitl4971 That's the thing though - what you did was out of necessity and on a budget. This is just excessive, I'd put it alongside food waste. Nobody has 5 pounds of butter sitting around that needs to be used right that second, she bought it specifically to drown a chicken and get views on tiktok.

  • @robertlandrum
    @robertlandrum Рік тому +930

    "I don't think the chicken would find this humorous" is probably the single greatest line ever spoken.

  • @cherlynieves161
    @cherlynieves161 Рік тому +524

    I love how he says "Your bare featherless skinned body was not only slapped around and jiggled" so casually without even slightly chuckling.

  • @Yura.yxi0
    @Yura.yxi0 Рік тому +54

    9:26 after all that, I thought she was making an awfully made shawarma, some shawarma has french fries,beef,pickle and is wrapped up like a burrito soooo but this is a disgrace to the whole food community
    -10/10

  • @sophiahemams7802
    @sophiahemams7802 6 місяців тому +51

    5 pounds of butter a day keeps the doctor in pay

    • @ROT4RYfc3s
      @ROT4RYfc3s 26 днів тому +1

      You mean the morgue

  • @Grandpa...
    @Grandpa... Рік тому +2050

    Honestly I’m just happy that she actually seasons her food unlike most of the people you reviewed on this channel.

    • @GG-lk4xf
      @GG-lk4xf Рік тому +149

      Well you'll taste that seasoning.... a second before you get a heart attack-

    • @lumine2895
      @lumine2895 Рік тому +14

      @@GG-lk4xf 💀

    • @joshc5613
      @joshc5613 Рік тому +39

      She didn't season that beef though

    • @ronald1108
      @ronald1108 Рік тому +4

      @@joshc5613 just a little but you're about right

    • @explosivecommando9100
      @explosivecommando9100 Рік тому +1

      @@GG-lk4xf gotta taste death a lil better

  • @YOUR_NARRATOR975
    @YOUR_NARRATOR975 Рік тому +799

    Tiktok has truly shown me that anyone can cook but not everyone should

    • @bunkyman8097
      @bunkyman8097 Рік тому +16

      It has shown me people are stupid and live for stranger's adoration, acceptance and likes. Such a shame...

    • @PaveltheBugFan
      @PaveltheBugFan Рік тому +3

      if you can start a conflict witha country doesnt mean you should putin

    • @silverzrunner
      @silverzrunner 11 місяців тому +2

      TikTok has truthy shown why some Individuals shouldn't be trusted too cook or record themselves cooking, that if you can't do the simple baking and cooking stuff, then maybe don't cook anything you've never cooked before, some of these dishes are simple, but somehow cookbooks were forgotten on how to cook properly, and cooking schools exist. so they need to get some help quickly.

    • @Grayies
      @Grayies 9 місяців тому

      @@silverzrunner my school doesnt
      but youtube tutorial helps
      right?

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer 7 місяців тому +3

      These people must've watched ratatouille and took the line "anyone can cook" to heart

  • @BaconIQ1
    @BaconIQ1 6 місяців тому +21

    “Umm waitress, I think there’s a chicken under my butter?”

  • @missaniebananie6473
    @missaniebananie6473 8 місяців тому +16

    “If anyone starts a recipe by saying ‘you are gunna need 5lbs of butter’ run!”
    Anyone working in a commercial kitchen that uses compound butter: runs out of the kitchen screaming “NOT TODAY”

  • @treybrzezowski3259
    @treybrzezowski3259 Рік тому +68

    8:04 "Is Erin Yaeger coming to dinner?" That triggered an uncomfortable laugh, I was just uncomfortable before you made the AoT joke.

    • @dovaro2377
      @dovaro2377 Рік тому +5

      It was my favorite part of the video

  • @XxMoxhixX
    @XxMoxhixX Рік тому +735

    I hate the fact that the pancake pockets actually look like something I would enjoy 😭

    • @Strawberrypocky911
      @Strawberrypocky911 Рік тому +38

      Aha! they remind me of Korean pastries, I’d rather eat those :P

    • @denisegroce7135
      @denisegroce7135 Рік тому +10

      They do look tasty 👅 😋

    • @johnmcguire651
      @johnmcguire651 Рік тому +12

      Toaster Strudel

    • @MissMoontree
      @MissMoontree Рік тому +15

      I would eat the chocolate. But the pancake coating would make me sick. My stomach just can't handle that

    • @Vandal49
      @Vandal49 Рік тому +19

      The actual good version of that is just a crepe

  • @bee65
    @bee65 9 місяців тому +11

    5:11 Yes, depending on the person and the context! The frying method does not result not use in a typical “pancake” texture, but a crispier one! While not a daily breakfast, making this once in a while along with a small buffet of fillings with family/friends sounds quite fun for those interested in home cooking!
    Quick Edit: Not to genuinely discredit his opinion! To each their own! It’s very valid!

  • @ButterFromDiscord
    @ButterFromDiscord Рік тому +7

    Do not be fooled by the thumbnail, that ain’t me

  • @Imamotherfreakingavocado
    @Imamotherfreakingavocado Рік тому +481

    The way she violated that poor chicken should be a crime

    • @user-pd8te1vv7r
      @user-pd8te1vv7r Рік тому +27

      It’s an actual chicken cooking technique tho! But usually with a lot less butter. A bit wasteful but you can always save the leftover butter for other stuff

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 Рік тому +1

      Pretty sure it is somewhere.

    • @Msmary98-98
      @Msmary98-98 Рік тому +5

      The way she just seemed to throw the butter on the chicken tho 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @arkdrawingandstuff5512
      @arkdrawingandstuff5512 Рік тому +1

      @@user-pd8te1vv7r she also used the extra to cook the potatoes

    • @Flamemast18
      @Flamemast18 Рік тому +5

      gordon ramsay does something similar but he puts the butter under the skin and a little bit on the outer skin. I dont get how people in the comment section have never seen this butter technique. Granted, its true she used a lot more butter than needed.

  • @hajde8128
    @hajde8128 Рік тому +595

    All things considered, it looks like they're actually trying to make something edible

    • @THICCTHICCTHICC
      @THICCTHICCTHICC Рік тому +101

      They're making ok food but scaling the shit out of the measurements for no reason

    • @Smelly556
      @Smelly556 Рік тому +35

      I mean, the food looks delicious, chicken covered in a good compound butter, paired with some roasted+basted potatoes, sure my arteries would inflate like a balloon but that’s the price for good food

    • @twinphalanx4465
      @twinphalanx4465 Рік тому +6

      It's more appealing to the camera as well as eye catching. All that's being said I'd still rather these as a overly indulgent treat

    • @jotade2098
      @jotade2098 Рік тому +2

      Most things are physically edible, some of them just kill you when you ingest them.

    • @crashingplanes7042
      @crashingplanes7042 Рік тому +5

      @@Smelly556 The end results looked alright, but if I'm not mistaken they never added even a speck of salt to any of the dishes they made. So while they might have looked tasty, they were likely bland as all hell.
      edit: I missed the part where they added salt and pepper to the potatoes cooked under the chicken (still nothing on the chicken though).

  • @lulume
    @lulume Рік тому +17

    7:06 okey but these look amazing, and I’m eating this

    • @user-lt1zv6jf8n
      @user-lt1zv6jf8n 8 днів тому

      And you would get diabetes in the first bite

  • @monatoth3528
    @monatoth3528 Рік тому +12

    10:25
    If that is a burrito then I’m your uncle.

  • @lindseysloan8735
    @lindseysloan8735 Рік тому +560

    Can't lie....that pancake pocket is kinda genius. You know how hard it is to slice a pocket into a pancake? Very very hard. Also...the white chocolate, banana puree etc sounds delicious and I will be making it tomorrow.
    Coming from a family of chef's and married to a sous chef, evaporated milk is great for cheese sauce.
    Gotta pass on the butter and beef patty situation.
    Oh and screw people who waste pounds and pounds of food for one video.

    • @Xylospring
      @Xylospring Рік тому +10

      Maybe try out the Pocket sometime? I'm curious on August when it comes to it. Too much Oil or not too much?

    • @Polyeurythane
      @Polyeurythane Рік тому +21

      I think it’s a cool idea but given my dad’s pancakes are practically soaked in oil and look similar to the pouches in the video, I think figuring out a slightly different method that involves less oil absorption would make them better.

    • @adamjvegan
      @adamjvegan Рік тому +13

      The evaporated milk and cheese sauce reminds me of the Mac and Cheese recipe by J Kenji López-Alt. It's definitely worth a try. Evaporated milk works miracles. 👌👌

    • @lazorgaming7227
      @lazorgaming7227 Рік тому +3

      @@Polyeurythane your oil has to be hot enough when you add your pancake batter or it’ll soak in. If your deep frying the batter like that it should come out like a funnel cake pocket!

    • @Deathbyoath
      @Deathbyoath Рік тому +2

      @@Xylospring if it’s to much oil wouldn’t that mean anything fried would be to much oil, I think most people wouldn’t say that about literally any other fried thing /nm

  • @lynnboartsdye1943
    @lynnboartsdye1943 Рік тому +582

    TLC would have a gold mine if they had a show about these wasteful food TikTok’s 😂

  • @Haxx0rZ-
    @Haxx0rZ- Рік тому +10

    3:05 #protectchickensanddontsweep3poundsofbutterinit

  • @blackleague212
    @blackleague212 Рік тому +9

    2:04 only stuff "aromatics" like cut lemon or orange... Something you will remove and throw away after the chicken or turkey has cooked. Do not put veg into raw meat like that. It is holding all the bacteria at the perfect temperature.
    Once turkey reaches proper temp, remove foil and then stuff, now place back in oven for meat to brown and crisp.

    • @Alexa-Raine
      @Alexa-Raine Рік тому +2

      Questions.
      Does putting lemon or lime into the chicken tranfer the extreme bitter taste from the rind? Similar to how I ruined my roast.
      Are you suggesting the raw vegetables will resist heating to 165°+ in the time the raw chicken takes to cook?
      Would a slight increase in cooking time solve this issue?
      Maybe parboil them first?

    • @blackleague212
      @blackleague212 Рік тому +2

      @@Alexa-Raine I mean… on the wrong day with the wrong ingredients… ( like summertime with an on sale turkey with cheap , ready to spoil vegetables)… you will set yourself up for disaster. That is a worst case scenario but better healthcare practice is to cook it with no stuffing first. Just to air on the safe side. I grew up eating pre stuffed turkeys like most other Americans too and I’m still here lol so it’s not dangerous… it’s just not smart.

  • @jamesfarquhar8507
    @jamesfarquhar8507 Рік тому +456

    The pancake hotpocket seems like the most labor intensive breakfast dessert ever.

    • @redwitch12
      @redwitch12 Рік тому +51

      My calorie counter app manifested itself from my smartphone into the physical realm specifically to slap me across the face for watching that.

    • @vedward3954
      @vedward3954 Рік тому

      Vro is Eren Yeager from attack on titan would eat that whole burritos 😂

    • @devdog007
      @devdog007 Рік тому

      @@vedward3954 nah, we need the Eren from Attack on Titan: Junior High to see that

    • @vedward3954
      @vedward3954 Рік тому

      @@devdog007 Eren Yeager son must be proud of himself to eat whole burritos in one bite

    • @10DollarProductions
      @10DollarProductions Рік тому +3

      You could literally just cook a pancake normally and put all that shit on top and get the same results lol.

  • @wize_phnioax860
    @wize_phnioax860 Рік тому +634

    Seeing someone put THAT much butter on a turkey has to be a crime somewhere right? Cause it sure feels like it ☹️

    • @timothyshaw5592
      @timothyshaw5592 Рік тому +39

      ITS A CHICKEN!!!!
      LOL

    • @wize_phnioax860
      @wize_phnioax860 Рік тому +20

      @@timothyshaw5592 CHICKEN CHICKEN SORRY I MEANT CHICKEN 😔

    • @timothyshaw5592
      @timothyshaw5592 Рік тому +2

      @@wize_phnioax860 lol

    • @brenda5525
      @brenda5525 Рік тому

      omni

    • @user-dd9dh9kw5c
      @user-dd9dh9kw5c Рік тому +14

      It shows you don't know much about cooking. This is actually an old cooking method to preserve and make VERY flavorful meat. They do overdue it with about 3 pounds but ultimately this is a very very good way to cook large chunks of meat.

  • @randomanon7040
    @randomanon7040 Рік тому +56

    All of those foods looked edible, I wouldn't eat any unless I were in a "Body Positive Body Building" competition, but at least I would be willing to try a bit of each item. Unlike the culinary atrocities from channels like 'Cooking With Jack.'

  • @realunicorns
    @realunicorns 4 місяці тому +2

    Americans: omg food is so expensive we cant afford it
    Meanwhile American tiktoks: let me show you cool recipe with 5 pounds of butter

  • @the-grapegameplays6190
    @the-grapegameplays6190 Рік тому +865

    The amount of butter that woman uses makes American meals look healthy

    • @silenc3068
      @silenc3068 Рік тому +39

      And this is the country that deep fry’s butter!

    • @SnappeApple
      @SnappeApple Рік тому +15

      “WELL AT LEAST AT OUR EDUCATION CENTERS WE ARE NOT HIT WITH A LARGE AMOUNT OF AMMUNITION FLYING TOWARDS US AT A GREAT AMOUNT OF ACCELERATION!”

    • @abadatha
      @abadatha Рік тому

      I mean, I'm an American. This isn't American food. This is morons cooking. The channel that makes the most over-the-top American food would be like, @EpicMealTime, and Harley is Canadian.

    • @Rootiga
      @Rootiga Рік тому +10

      depends on the part of america, southern? absolutely. western? no, this is infinitely worse than western US food

    • @ritapoitra284
      @ritapoitra284 Рік тому +4

      That's funny considering you do not know each and every person in America, and fried butter? Who ever even heard of that? I think you need better sources then tv.

  • @_Draculer_
    @_Draculer_ Рік тому +1519

    August is a legend, he kills his brain for quality content. Thank you august ❤❤

    • @dkaye6145
      @dkaye6145 Рік тому +11

      Very true….I would never watch those type of videos without him 😅

    • @cc-sb1is
      @cc-sb1is Рік тому +3

      August is sometimes amusing, but mostly pompous with no pedigree of proper knowledge.
      He does a good job pretending, though! 💕💕

    • @Meloer
      @Meloer Рік тому +3

      Eren Yeager can't even digest that, and bro eats people

    • @cCraves_on_xbox_
      @cCraves_on_xbox_ Рік тому +3

      hes built different

    • @brn_yt
      @brn_yt Рік тому +1

      Sounds even nicer coming from a fellow Duck

  • @marianavalletta7902
    @marianavalletta7902 4 місяці тому +2

    I know this video is old but I'm discovering it now. A while ago I was talking with a friend about this type of cooking videos because they don't make any sense to me, obviously these people won’t eat that crap they make, and my friend, searching around, discovered a weird blog where one of the entries explained the origins of this trend, and apparently it is nothing else than a fetish, a real fetish that was initially deep underground aimed to a very specific audience , but over time it just migrated to the general public

  • @extrememeowman3782
    @extrememeowman3782 Рік тому +6

    4:05 Juicy juicy-

  • @Ferriswheel31
    @Ferriswheel31 Рік тому +184

    "You're gonna stand by and watch as a person makes a pickle burrito with evaporated milk cheese?!"
    I'm dead. That's the funniest line/line delivery August has ever done.

  • @brittanygaetzke9493
    @brittanygaetzke9493 Рік тому +246

    So, deep fried pancake mix is funnel cake. They put powdered sugar on it to finish it. The tik tok girls essentially made a funnel cake filled with chocolate, topped with whipped cream and fruit. I bet it's wonderful. 😂

  • @TheCrazyLoafDude
    @TheCrazyLoafDude 3 місяці тому +7

    this is what motivates us Muslims to fast.

  • @hybridizedhere
    @hybridizedhere 3 місяці тому +1

    the one covering the chicken in butter is actually a technique called Barding where you cover a piece of meat in some sort of fat (usually bacon or another fatty meat so it stays sealed in and has a chance to soak in)
    However not only was there too much butter but also due to the low smoke point of butter it would end up burning and caking on the chicken if it even remotely gets cooked for too long.
    One of the only correct things they did in that recipe was chilling the butter before cooking the chicken and putting it above the veggies to allow the melted butter to cover the veggies was pretty smart
    They seem to somewhat actually know what they're doing, even if its poorly executed

  • @huelads740
    @huelads740 Рік тому +147

    she could have done the same thing better by letting the chicken just marinade in butter milk.

    • @mommy2libras
      @mommy2libras Рік тому +34

      Thank you. What she did had absolutely no effect on how juicy the chicken was or what it tasted like. You can put 10 lbs of butter on it but if it's on the outside of the sk8n, it's going to melt off and be in the bottom of the pan within minutes of being put in the oven. That butter was like 2 inches from that chicken the whole time it cooked. That's not how butter works.

    • @richardcreasey9319
      @richardcreasey9319 11 місяців тому +2

      @@mommy2libras Drove me insane watching that part. The whole time watching I'm sitting there like "so once the 5lbs of butter that you wasted all of that money on melts off and makes all of the vegetables taste like nothing but butter, you'll be left with nothing but un-seasoned chicken, right?" And the part that kills me about content like this is just the sheer amount of wasted food. Like, there's no way they're eating all of those leftovers. I don't care for mukbang content either but, at the very least, the food IS getting eaten so I can't complain too much. This whole "shitty cooks make an outlandish amount of food for one sitting in an outlandish way while still not cooking it well or seasoning it properly just for clicks" style of content is actually stupid.

  • @rickydona919
    @rickydona919 Рік тому +25

    3:56 can we all not ignore the slice of burned lemon?

  • @Nocxys
    @Nocxys Рік тому +4

    1:32
    Your average patisserie be like

  • @Xtreme-qk5qg
    @Xtreme-qk5qg 9 місяців тому +1

    That chicken has enough butter to clog the arteries of a victorian child💀

  • @haleigh423
    @haleigh423 Рік тому +94

    Just seeing the first recipe makes me feel like I'm about to go into cardiac arrest

    • @haleigh423
      @haleigh423 Рік тому +4

      @Kitty 🅥 clicked the link, day improved

    • @Xylospring
      @Xylospring Рік тому +5

      My poor Arteries

    • @mergat2970
      @mergat2970 Рік тому +1

      You must have weak arteries

    • @user-dd9dh9kw5c
      @user-dd9dh9kw5c Рік тому

      You wont, it really only imparts flavor the butter doesn't make its way in

  • @2thecartoonsimp1
    @2thecartoonsimp1 Рік тому +55

    That amount of butter can give at least 8 people a heart attack

  • @Sylvie-likes-gild-chese
    @Sylvie-likes-gild-chese Місяць тому +1

    "Is Eren Yeager coming to dinner?" -- AugustTheDuck, 2022

  • @emmakelley5371
    @emmakelley5371 Рік тому +2

    I saw that absolute slab of butter hit that chicken and flinched

  • @GingerSnape46
    @GingerSnape46 Рік тому +92

    My mom used to spread butter with herbs in it on the Thanksgiving turkey, but nowhere near FIVE POUNDS! a 1/4 of a cup at the very extreme. Also, I've got a bad cold, and I'm nauseated. Not the best to watch, but it's interesting.

  • @zow8238
    @zow8238 Рік тому +167

    You know, I'm on a weight loss diet to help me not be obese anymore, and your videos have helped me so much on my journey. After all, few things erode my appetite and desire to eat things faster than the channels you cover "cooking" their horrible crimes against nature.

    • @OvrStim1
      @OvrStim1 Рік тому +2

      Fr 😭

    • @mutantmaker6206
      @mutantmaker6206 Рік тому +1

      Keep up the good work❤️

    • @operationmisanthropia5831
      @operationmisanthropia5831 Рік тому

      Sadly such videos wouldnt work on me. My appetite isnt influenced by seeing or smelling bad stuff. But someone puking on such stuff could maybe make me laugh so hard that I forget my appetite

  • @laurenwegner6634
    @laurenwegner6634 Рік тому

    The pickle burrito commentary was just what my soul needed 😂❤

  • @Nucl3arFuture
    @Nucl3arFuture 10 місяців тому +1

    You make all the jokes out loud i make to myself. Love finding someone with the same aense of humour. Binge watching your channel whilst i work ❤

  • @stebogaming8813
    @stebogaming8813 Рік тому +47

    “Food does not scale like that” over the still shot of the biggest meat patty I’ve ever seen. That absolutely killed me

  • @TwistyMcFisty
    @TwistyMcFisty Рік тому +22

    The biggest issue I have with that giant burrito is you can only pick up the piece you cut from the edge. Take a piece from the centre and there is no wrapping to keep it together.

  • @ValerieAire
    @ValerieAire Місяць тому +1

    Guys, if ever you feel bad about yourself, just remember: you didn't make a milkshake in your toilet. You didn't slather 5 pounds of butter and oil on a chicken and say "juicy juicy" after baking it. You didn't make a ramen noodle crumb-covered grilled cheese sandwich. You didn't boil doritos. You didn't make a leaf wellington. You didn't eat meat cereal. You didn't take a hair dryer to a banana claiming that it would slice the banana for you. You did not bring candy corn pizza into this realm of existence. You didn't cover ground beef with coca cola. You are a fabulous person honestly you better believe it
    Colour me peanut butter because I'm scared if you disagree with any of those statements

  • @greed0599
    @greed0599 7 місяців тому

    9:27 "We took a right to *crazyland*" is the most intonation and expression I've ever heard in your voice lmao

  • @evolutionpasta4376
    @evolutionpasta4376 Рік тому +11

    8:57 since he made an anime reference, I will too.
    Light in every single episode:

  • @rafiyamjad
    @rafiyamjad Рік тому +120

    Tears started rolling down my face with anger after she said "we are gonna mash up 5 pounds of butter"

    • @Sportstalk1280
      @Sportstalk1280 Рік тому +4

      I felt my heart stop pumping blood

    • @mainhalo117
      @mainhalo117 Рік тому +2

      You clearly don’t know what a compound butter is or how to roast a chicken using butter

    • @mommy2libras
      @mommy2libras Рік тому +14

      @@mainhalo117 neither does the girl in this video because if you don't put it under the skin, it melts off into the bottom of the pan within minutes of being in the oven. It never touches or seasons the actual meat at all her way.

  • @AidenOcelot
    @AidenOcelot 6 місяців тому

    "What's wrong with Marshmallow and lucky charms?" -Adds butter- "Oh. ..."

  • @DarthCryptic
    @DarthCryptic 4 місяці тому

    I found your channel a few days ago and I am slowly going through EVERY video of yours. 😂 love the work August!

  • @duyphan4617
    @duyphan4617 Рік тому +24

    8:05 wow. Never thought I would hear Oohgust make a AoT reference :)))

  • @dragonnuggets225
    @dragonnuggets225 Рік тому +42

    I'm laughing in pure agony at the chicken that they decided to cover in *5 POUNDS OF BUTTER.*

  • @lostpaws1314
    @lostpaws1314 2 місяці тому +1

    The pancake pocket one caused me *PHYSICAL* pain when she used a meat tenderizer mallet to hammer the back of her knife to cut the chocolate T~T

  • @thenonexistinghero
    @thenonexistinghero 8 місяців тому +1

    In the Stewart twins video the kitchen and everything else looks completely unused. If a kitchen's actually used, you can still tell that it's used even if it's clean. And this kitchen is clearly unused (outside of perhaps video making purposes).

  • @squooshy2999
    @squooshy2999 Рік тому +89

    honestly compared to the other food videos i saw on this channel
    this actually looked like i wouldnt die from a single bite of it

  • @RoseKindred
    @RoseKindred Рік тому +144

    The amount of food waste on TT makes me irrationally angry.
    I get it is their money, they can do what they want, but man this still hurts.

    • @sajohnson09
      @sajohnson09 Рік тому +27

      Bruh or sis, I can assure you being mad about this shit is not irrational, I too get really upset sometimes watching these clips because even the bare minimum effort can make a better dish than what they're intentionally trying to waste it doing.

    • @carlosperalta1714
      @carlosperalta1714 Рік тому +9

      Hungry kids: "We would rather starve than eat this."

    • @DraperStan23
      @DraperStan23 Рік тому +1

      Especially with how bad grocery stores are with stock at the moment. Average people could’ve eaten these food items from around the world, and then you just have these TikTok morons doing this shit. So no, you have no need to feel irrational about your anger towards these selfish idiots.

    • @Misstressofdons
      @Misstressofdons Рік тому +2

      I was looking for this comment. The food waste is horrendous.

  • @Silentbob1494
    @Silentbob1494 Рік тому +3

    1:53 Y'know some people pay good money for that kind of treatment.

  • @marziafabiano78
    @marziafabiano78 3 місяці тому

    Thats a new record for me: i got shivers and goosebumbs in the first 5 seconds

  • @scillaburton2965
    @scillaburton2965 Рік тому +28

    I saw a TikTok where the lady took a giant glass jar, added a layer of brownie mix, layer of Reese's pieces, layer of strawberries and several other sugary layers iirc, then a massive and disproportionate layer of peanut butter. Then she just took everything right out of the jar again and poured it in a baking pan, barely mixed it and baked it! Didn't look appetizing at the end either.

  • @britchik109
    @britchik109 Рік тому +22

    I'm 99% sure that these crazy outlandish food videos with these girls making it are actually unspoken food-fetish-porn videos. That's why it's so ridiculous they're just marketing it to people turned on by food porn

  • @zork545
    @zork545 Рік тому

    When you hear "now for the best part" you know it's about to go down really quick

  • @jackiedatherian13-xv2dr
    @jackiedatherian13-xv2dr 2 місяці тому +1

    if those tiktok "chefs" went on Hells kitchen™, Gordon Ramsay would VIOLENTLY THROW UP💀

  • @gapgirl_1234
    @gapgirl_1234 Рік тому +9

    9:59 that is a sentence i never want to hear again in my life

  • @AnniePharm
    @AnniePharm Рік тому +63

    I must admit when I saw the preview I thought the giant patty was a brownie, and she was adding onions and pickles to it. certainly a lot more terrifying than reality, at least

  • @anonymouspanic3903
    @anonymouspanic3903 4 місяці тому +1

    "hold on, I've used that spatula-pocket thing before, it's actually really effective--oh goddamit"

  • @PaperPlateClorox
    @PaperPlateClorox 3 місяці тому +1

    “I thought the FBI was listening to us at all times.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nicolenelsen3858
    @nicolenelsen3858 Рік тому +25

    A wise person once said "All things are edible, sometimes only once..."

  • @casualdork6661
    @casualdork6661 Рік тому +2

    I'm gonna be honest, the chicken in the first video doesn't look that bad.
    the only reason i wouldnt eat it is because that much butter is enough to make even the healthiest person gain 50 pounds.

  • @Bonniedits09
    @Bonniedits09 9 місяців тому +2

    2:18 this has to be how to have a heart attack

  • @MeisterGlanz86
    @MeisterGlanz86 Рік тому +14

    Is this the Real Life.
    or is this Fantasy? 9:34

    • @nanattechi
      @nanattechi 9 місяців тому

      caught in a landslide
      no escape from reality

    • @artedejali
      @artedejali 4 місяці тому

      Yes, I read-sang it.

  • @Komi83
    @Komi83 Рік тому +69

    This looks... surprisingly edible and I feel a bit taunted to try some of those recipes in smaller scale for the fun (and also because I haven't eaten yet). But I'm too afraid that America would want to invade my plate.

    • @jadeblade865
      @jadeblade865 Рік тому +4

      As an american...hand over that kichen rn

    • @Flamemast18
      @Flamemast18 Рік тому

      @Harley Quinn thats a real way to cook chicken and turkey though. most people use 3 pounds of butter though, 4 at max. But i'd still eat that chicken with a smile on my face, cause i know it's gonna be tasty. Even Gordon Ramsay uses this recipe on his turkey, he just smothers the turkey from underneath the skin and a light coating on the skin itself.

    • @Arin-3
      @Arin-3 Рік тому

      You sound like you could use some freedom and democracy *earrape anthem blasts while helicopters arrive on horizon*

  • @solinvictus4367
    @solinvictus4367 8 місяців тому +1

    TikTok has allowed psychos to share their dog food recipes to the world

  • @Tatsu4242
    @Tatsu4242 6 місяців тому

    That chicken is plotting revenge with its dinosaur ancestors. These girls are first on the Jurassic chicken takeover list

  • @allanehh
    @allanehh Рік тому +42

    As a-- chef... "Evaporated Milk Cheese" is a actually a thing. Evaporated milk can be used as an ingredient for cheese sauce which for normal people they would mix with macaroni and make mac and cheese. But I wouldn't really suggest recreating the death "sandwich" from Regular Show.

    • @mommy2libras
      @mommy2libras Рік тому

      Dude, that meat patty was like 2 inches thick and 9 inches across. Wtf was that?

    • @dinoflagella4185
      @dinoflagella4185 Рік тому +8

      Yeah, I can’t believe I was defending her at one point in the video. That’s a cheese béchamel sauce. I doubt she knew what she was making, but it’s legit. It still doesn’t forgive that hideous 5lb beef burrito with fries inside. She’s the equivalent of a college male bachelor.

    • @dinoflagella4185
      @dinoflagella4185 Рік тому

      Yeah, I can’t believe I was defending her at one point in the video. That’s a cheese béchamel sauce. I doubt she knew what she was making, but it’s legit. It still doesn’t forgive that hideous 5lb beef burrito with fries inside. She’s the equivalent of a college male bachelor.

    • @efffvss
      @efffvss Рік тому +6

      @@dinoflagella4185 While it may be legit (as in, an American recipe that wasn't made up for that TikTok video), it 100% is not a 'cheese béchamel sauce'. Firstly, if you're using the fancy words, a béchamel sauce with cheese is a mornay sauce. Secondly, béchamel is made with butter, flour and milk (plus seasoning), not evaporated milk and cornflour (cornstarch).

    • @DestinysJester
      @DestinysJester 11 місяців тому +2

      @@dinoflagella4185 Late reply, but that's not bechamel. It's a legit way to make a cheese sauce, but bechamel is made differently, using a flour and butter roux with milk added.

  • @Goofy_therian
    @Goofy_therian Рік тому +12

    6:11
    Bloopberry
    -August the duck 2022

  • @user-zt4vh2yl2j
    @user-zt4vh2yl2j 3 місяці тому +1

    "In a perfect world this would be mine" August the Duck

  • @wolfwing1
    @wolfwing1 Рік тому

    the chicken is like my popcorn joke at the movies, "can I get butter with popcorn."

  • @rayanderson5797
    @rayanderson5797 Рік тому +33

    Okay, so, the evaporated milk cheese does kinda work. You should use freshly shredded cheese, but by doing that you make a nice creamy cheese sauce. I have done it before and it makes for an absolutely decadent mac and cheese. Like the stuff you get in a box but way better.

    • @ple8379
      @ple8379 Рік тому

      Damn. Gotta try it, it looked good honestly :V. The cheese sauce I mean, not the burrito, that looked awful.

  • @Bootsalmighty
    @Bootsalmighty Рік тому +31

    I'm not ashamed to say that I'd eat everything in that video.

  • @user-pl7le7or8z
    @user-pl7le7or8z 4 місяці тому

    5lbs of butter? Im gonna have a cardiologist and paramedic on speed dial before i eat this.

  • @gigidope
    @gigidope 20 днів тому

    Deep frying kitchen utensils always makes me nervous.

  • @cooperemerick1432
    @cooperemerick1432 Рік тому +269

    Was August just 10X funnier in this video than he usually is, or is it just me😂

    • @buwayanialt
      @buwayanialt Рік тому

      @Chad 007 are you just spamming these manually

    • @shaleenareed4453
      @shaleenareed4453 Рік тому +8

      I laughed so hard during this I choked and almost died. 🤣

    • @djloeffler3141
      @djloeffler3141 Рік тому +14

      Glad I wasn't the only one. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy listening to his content in background and stuff, but this video was on a different level. I laughed out loud a lot during this. I'm hoping this is a shift towards making an already good channel incredible!

    • @krookedsb23
      @krookedsb23 Рік тому +3

      @@djloeffler3141 same sentiment! I'm in the process of binge watching all his vids, and the jokes in this one were really hitting! Can't wait for more.

    • @xXCocoHimeXx
      @xXCocoHimeXx Рік тому +1

      I think you are right. I lost it at the burrito-hamburger argument. It seemed really personal to him lmfao

  • @MyNameHere101
    @MyNameHere101 Рік тому +59

    I mean. The chicken kind of makes sense. It would all drip off into the veggies, and then as you pull them out when it's warm it would all drip off again. It's pretty similar to using olive oil, just more wasteful.

  • @notBlacklight
    @notBlacklight Рік тому +2

    6:17 Banana for scale

  • @SimplyASweet
    @SimplyASweet Рік тому +1

    I'm officially convinced None of these folks grew up with an e-z bake oven

  • @jacksuntrieneano7582
    @jacksuntrieneano7582 Рік тому +11

    6:39 Is this considered a "Everything reminds me of her" moment?