@@sofiasofa8297he’s the type of person that’s in denial and won’t listen to anything because in his own mind he does nothing wrong and is the greatest chef ever lived 😭😂
Jack is a man of endless names, commonly known as the Sultan of Salmonella, but also known as the Emperor of E. Coli, the Pope of Parasites, the Mayonnaise Master, the Feudal Lord of Funghi, the Mold Monarch, the Septic Sovereign, the Salad Spoiler, the Culinary Criminal...
On a serious note, Jack suffered a stroke a few years back. What confuses me is that when he came back, he stated that he was going to start eating healthy and share those recipes on the show. My goodness, how he has gone off the rails.
If he did it right, and not cook everything in the pressure cooker, he probably could've made a pretty damn decent chicken sandwich with a cheese sauce.
Probably not. He's suffered multiple strokes. His right arm is barely functional now due to it. It's probably due to his diet n health, assuming he eats like he cooks. I'd give him a few more years if he doesn't turn his life around
@@skllsession3993 he looks like the type of a guy who will argue and fight with his doctor when he hears he needs to lose weight and eat healthy "what am i a rabbit to be munching on them veggies?"
He has had 3 or 4 strokes in the past decade, lost use of his arm in 2018 from a stroke and he had another one a few months back that partially paralyzed the entire right side of his body. He can barely walk, he can’t really see, and he has a very hard time walking. He has made 0 long term adjustments to his diet, he has lost a bit of weight but a good chunk of that is probably just from being in the hospital for months. My bets are 2-5 years at most, he probably will continue eating like shit and the next stroke is going to kill him
Cream cheese crack chicken is actually super delicious. My mom has been making it for years for family events and it's always the first thing to be completely devoured.
@@HandyDandy6 August isn't a chef, he's a content creator. He creates content laughing at ridiculous people. Jack Scalfani cooks absolute garbage and enjoys eating it. The man has had multiple strokes and continues to do this.
@KairhanosGaming yeah I have a background in cooking so it's just something I've noticed. Obviously August being a comedian needs to make jokes and sometimes sometimes means questioning fairly normal food practices outside of Jacks kitchen.
His cheese game is pretty lame .. Got to at least aim for around 5kg of cheese to get that beautiful feeling of heart failure.. I think a pan of pure cheese would be his greatest feast
I wasn’t aware that “that’s too much cheese” was I thing that I could feel. I have spent my life eating just blocks of cheese for meals and this man has managed to make me feel that an amount of cheese is excessive. I have made cheese sandwiches with cheese instead of bread, but that is too much cheese. Edit: on second thought, the issue I have with this is actually the chicken.
@@0ptimuscrime it's even better when you remember converting pressure cookers into bombs was literally one of the most infamous methods used by terrorists not so long ago
@@ThePinkPanth3r He probably was like "Oh we, this is really nasty and nobody in their right mind would make this anyway so why not just react like it's actually good."
Crack chicken recipes are actually really tasty when they’re done correctly. It’s supposed to be the consistency of a thick dip, like Buffalo chicken dip.
Its actually really sad. Just take a look at the dude in his latest videos and he looks so old, I don't even divine intervention could save him at this point.
I can only imagine what it’s like when his kids sit down for dinner they are probably always praying that they just get something fully cooked but deep down they know it never will be
I've figured it out, the man grossly undercooks his meats because if he didn't constantly give himself salmonella or e coli, he just like wouldn't shit ever.
He probably thinks it's some trendy diet, and everytime he spends the night passionately hugging and grasping his toilet, he INSISTS "NNNOOOO!!!! I'M JUST PURGING ALL THE TOXINS I GOT FROM A LIFETIME OF GARBAGE EATING PRACTICES PEOPLE LIKE YOU INDULGE IN!!!!"
This was basically gourmet by Jack's standards. The chicken was actually cooked, no rotten meat was used, the ingredients actually kind of went together, and it wasn't loaded up with mayonaise.
When the biege 'chicken mixture' cascaded over the plastic cheddar, I blacked out for a couple of seconds. I think my body was trying to protect me from seeing it too much. I have to take a nap.
At this point I believe Jack suffers from depersonalization disorder and lives in his own reality where his cooking is craftmanship of the Gods. Bless this man's heart.
Remember when you thought that you wouldn’t be watching anymore Jack, and you made the final and were sad about it 😭 you’ve subjected us to more of this torture
Thing is this is not cooking. Its just picking some things he like and mix them together. Cream cheese and ranch for cheese sauce overcooked in pressure cooker to create curdled mess that start to separate. Also this concoction is incredibly unhealthy its mountain of salt and fat, this will get you diarrhoea and heart attack. Iam glad he didnt dump jar of mayo into cooker.
I don't pretend to be an advanced chef, let alone a gourmet one. I can make most basic food but seeing Jack's cooking makes me feel like I'm a Michelin-starred chef!
My mom actually makes this recipe pretty much every other week, and it has NEVER turned out like that. I can admit that my mom's isn't the best, but darn it is definitely not supposed to look like that lol
I moved out a couple months ago from my family and like 8 months ago I was scared of using an oven cause I burned myself a lot earlier but I have never failed on this level, the worst I got was the chicken in the oven was pink inside so I let it be in the oven until it was completely done. Jack is just a tragedy cook
I genuinely cannot understand how people look at that much fat and calories and still think it looks delicious. It’s not even remotely cheap to use that much cheese either. You’d think having a stroke or looking in the mirror would inspire a bit of more vegetables or eggs instead of cheese and bacon but apparently not.
@@soulknife20 I think the cholesterol and fat from the cheese and dairy do contribute to coronary artery disease as well as other coronary conditions which exponentially increase stroke risk. Dude's not eating like a man who had a stroke
@@soulknife20 Cheese and dairy, which also can be fatty, doesn't increase the risk for stroke? Nice job buddy! Can you teach the future doctors of the world? How about the dieticians as well? Lets add on nutritionists for you to teach, too! Coronary artery disease only develops from things like bacon! Good job!
Hidden Valley Ranch packets have a predominant flavor of herbs, and are used pretty often in a lot of southern cooking. I love cooking and do it myself pretty regularly, I've never had somebody dislike my cooking but I for sure have fumbled the ball. But like, hidden valley packets aren't really that awful. I use it mostly for pot roasts, I'd suggest trying it.
It's like that other guy August critiqued who squeezes a bazillion topping packets on a burger. Overkill for the sake of overkill. Who does he think he's fooling?
To be fair the cheese slice actually was part of the recipe, since from what he said he was obviously following someone else's recipe but poorly. At least I thought he said it was part of the recipe, maybe I imagined that.
I was just getting stuff ready for a midnight snack when he said “let me show you what this goodness looks like”. I will no longer be making a midnight snack
As someone who just made a recipe like this earlier this week, this can be amazing. Jack's mistake was adding the broth and adding the cheese at the start. Rather than using a ranch packet I substituted ranch dressing. Once the chicken is done cooking, then you add the cheese and bacon (I also added some banana peppers) let it warm up and serve. How he got all that liquid is beyond me as mine was moist but solid. Served over rice for a nice hot hearty meal for a cold day
7:55 "That cheesy mixture is to die for" Yes indeed. You almost died four times now. Stupid is as stupid does quote will always be linked to this guy in my mind.
My mom actually just made crack chicken and it is amazing. She doesn’t put so much cheese in it 😂 It isn’t as messy as Jack’s and we use it as a vegetable dip and for sandwiches
Wait...does Jack WORK WITH SOMEONE? 2:41 there's another hand there...are you telling me someone is in the same room as him...watching him make the most unhealthy and dangerous creations imaginable and DON'T DO ANYTHING TO STOP HIM?
OMG the cheese to chicken ratio is I N S A N E. He should've just made a cheese fondu with chicken skewers on the side. And you, August, you totally crack me up!!!
"This cheesy mixture is to die for" Jack... I don't blame your right hand for giving up if that's how you always cook, because it will indeed kill you. Just looking at that amount of cheese is making my veins clog up.
@@Ironclad17Jesus christ, why would you do that? Especially while running a cooking show, there's a lot of dangerous shit that having both hands would make a fuck ton easier. But then again, America, so maybe he just can't afford the physical therapy?
Dude I was binging these with my girlfriend and she really liked the videos, and now we saw that you just posted another one! bless you man thank you for the amazing content, we both enjoy it!
It’s not cooking with jack, it’s put ingredients that should not be together, together, put an ungodly amount of cheese on it, put it near heat for a minute, say it’s juicy, and eat it all rare. 😂
Jack has a better chance of bringing that chicken back to life than cooking it properly in that witch's cauldron
True
what a zinger
He lacks the intellectual capacity to COOK chicken.
The waffle house has found its new host
🤣😭
So Kay is making soup so thick she ate it off a plate and Jack turns a sandwich into soup. The circle is now complete.
oh my fucking god i completely forgot about cooking with kay
☯️ 🧘♂️ 😂👍
TMDWU
The circle of triff
He's the anti chef. Not sure who Kay is, I will look it up later.
“That is to die for.”
Interesting choice of words considering he has had like 3 strokes.
Honestly at this point someone has to step in and stop him from cooking. Like he’s actually poisoning himself…
@@sofiasofa8297he’s the type of person that’s in denial and won’t listen to anything because in his own mind he does nothing wrong and is the greatest chef ever lived 😭😂
"That cheesy mixture is to die for" yes bestie but for complete different reasons😭😭
Jack is a man of endless names, commonly known as the Sultan of Salmonella, but also known as the Emperor of E. Coli, the Pope of Parasites, the Mayonnaise Master, the Feudal Lord of Funghi, the Mold Monarch, the Septic Sovereign, the Salad Spoiler, the Culinary Criminal...
The Duke of Diarrhea
The Strokes Stan
The Mithridates of Toxoplasmosis
The Voivod of Vomiting, the Exarch of Emesis, the very Prince of Puke
He’s like a South Park boss character
On a serious note, Jack suffered a stroke a few years back. What confuses me is that when he came back, he stated that he was going to start eating healthy and share those recipes on the show. My goodness, how he has gone off the rails.
Wasn’t the stroke from salmonella poisoning?
He got super angy because someone said “Happy Holidays” to him.
Is that why he's only using one of his hands??
@@ACrimsonAlgae yeah
@@melissalonla So far he had three strokes, if I'm not mistaken
I love how jack gave up calling it a meal and just called it a mixture by the end
That poor pressure cooker...
Unwittingly and unwillingly commiting war crimes against humanity...
My mans really took a dip, turned it into a soup, and plated it up as a sandwich.
Well said! Lol
Your man's? Probably have a guy that cooks just like this lol 😂
If he did it right, and not cook everything in the pressure cooker, he probably could've made a pretty damn decent chicken sandwich with a cheese sauce.
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😂😂😂😂
Jack has a personal vendetta with everyone that is lactose intolerant
This *sent* me.
As do I.
@@halodragonmaster
Sent you where?
@@AChunkyDog the toilet
@@nitro5202 the hospital from the sheer cholesterol.
Legend has it that Jack is still trying to poop after all this cheese
That must’ve been what set off at least 2 of his strokes
Sometimes I feel like I eat really unhealthy but then I watch something like that and it makes me feel a lot better.
I've figured it out. He eats all this cheese to bind himself up to counter the diarrhea from the raw chicken
i'm surprised he hasn't spontaneously combusted at this point
😂🤣💩
Eat. Pray. Poop.
He's playing chess while we play checkers. Classic Jack lol
Lmao
Jack is the kind of guy who goes to applebees, gets chicken tenders with a side of ranch and thinks he just had a gourmet food experience.
Wrong they'd actually fully cook the chicken
@artizzy2k2k "Umm yeah, okay, I'll get the chicken tenders and could I have them medium rare?"
@@peaness7275 Jack loves his chicken medium rare he cannot have it any other way
So the typical American, so to speak?
@@user-bf6gz8ej4o Nah
What annoys me the most is that Jack will probably live well into his 80's despite nearly his full intestinal tract being packed with cheese.
Probably not. He's suffered multiple strokes. His right arm is barely functional now due to it. It's probably due to his diet n health, assuming he eats like he cooks. I'd give him a few more years if he doesn't turn his life around
@@skllsession3993 he looks like the type of a guy who will argue and fight with his doctor when he hears he needs to lose weight and eat healthy "what am i a rabbit to be munching on them veggies?"
I bet $10 he'll live past 82
He has had 3 or 4 strokes in the past decade, lost use of his arm in 2018 from a stroke and he had another one a few months back that partially paralyzed the entire right side of his body. He can barely walk, he can’t really see, and he has a very hard time walking.
He has made 0 long term adjustments to his diet, he has lost a bit of weight but a good chunk of that is probably just from being in the hospital for months. My bets are 2-5 years at most, he probably will continue eating like shit and the next stroke is going to kill him
@watermelom1436 I'll take that bet. Hell I'll even give you the win for anything over 65
Cream cheese crack chicken is actually super delicious. My mom has been making it for years for family events and it's always the first thing to be completely devoured.
I bet heart disease runs in your family.
I've noticed the guy that narrates isn't actually very knowledgeable about food, it's just that Jack sucks at cooking recipes
@@HandyDandy6 August isn't a chef, he's a content creator. He creates content laughing at ridiculous people. Jack Scalfani cooks absolute garbage and enjoys eating it. The man has had multiple strokes and continues to do this.
@KairhanosGaming yeah I have a background in cooking so it's just something I've noticed. Obviously August being a comedian needs to make jokes and sometimes sometimes means questioning fairly normal food practices outside of Jacks kitchen.
I mean, your mom probably makes it in a way that tastes good. Jack takes anything he cooks involving cheese, and makes it 50% cheese, if not more.
Ahh yes, “chicken mixture.” The two most appetizing words in culinary history.
At this point id take the unsavoury phrasing over any rambling of his where he goes in depth about steam ruining his mic💀
Goes great with grape drink.
cap applicator = caplicator
thick liquid = thiquid
chicken mixture = chixture
I never understood why Jack is so afraid of going hard on the cheese. He puts such a dainty amount on everything. You need more cheese man!
I know right? I’m not a huge cheese guy but put some on it at least.
🧀 🤣👍
His cheese game is pretty lame ..
Got to at least aim for around 5kg of cheese to get that beautiful feeling of heart failure..
I think a pan of pure cheese would be his greatest feast
he has a taste disorder
Ever heard of pyry z gzikiem?
Aka, potatoes with cheese?
'Low standards for anything barely edible' should be Jack's title of a cookbook
I wasn’t aware that “that’s too much cheese” was I thing that I could feel. I have spent my life eating just blocks of cheese for meals and this man has managed to make me feel that an amount of cheese is excessive. I have made cheese sandwiches with cheese instead of bread, but that is too much cheese.
Edit: on second thought, the issue I have with this is actually the chicken.
This was a rollercoaster
Are you a mouse?
@@bast4rdlyreaper YES!!!
The idea of Jack with a pressure cooker (basically a bomb if misused) is scary as hell.
He used such a small amount of liquid, that if it wasn't for that amount of cheese the pan would in fact explode
It even looks like a bomb with that clock on it
@@0ptimuscrime it's even better when you remember converting pressure cookers into bombs was literally one of the most infamous methods used by terrorists not so long ago
@@XxXMrSisterFisterXxX oh god
Oh you can't really fuck up with one of these automatic units. It's like an instant pot
August: I can't imagine using ranch packets to season an entire meal
Midwesterners: And I took that personally
LOL 😆 I'm a Midwestern gal, and I knew people who cooked with it all the time. I hate ranch, though... We are a BBQ family instead!
Yeah salt and pepper and spices are for noobs why not use overpriced flavoured bag of salt instead.
Yeah, cracked chicken is the only time I'll use a ranch seasoning packet, anything else is my own personal spice choices.
Mississippi pot roast uses ranch packets IIRC. It's great.
@@absolutelyridiculous6743 I'm from the midwest too! Definitely a BBQ family, no ranch in our house lol
He basically made a watery chicken casserole filling (minus the peas) and tried to eat it like a sandwich.
Saw him lay that slice of cheese on the bun and actually laughed aloud.
Same mate
I started laughing uncontrollably when he sprinkled the bacon pieces on and they just slowly slid off that slop
What the f was he even thinking!?!?
Bacon went ✨ _weeeee_ ✨
It was trying to escape
@@ThePinkPanth3r He probably was like "Oh we, this is really nasty and nobody in their right mind would make this anyway so why not just react like it's actually good."
Hahahhaha
If I had this man's level of confidence and belief in my abilities (or lack thereof) my life would have turned out very, very different
How so?
@@garrettgold He would have high cholesterol, blood pressure, diabetes and 4 strokes.
The credits rolling after the "Don't worry, there's no crack cocaine in this" was so funny and unexpected
watching someone pour a bag of shredded cheese onto a raw chicken breast was a lot more visceral than I expected
food crimes tend to leave you with that feeling
He always add cheese at the worst time. It's incredible
It's worse than that. Kroger makes the worst cheddar I've ever had, and he went for the pre-shredded that gets sprayed with extra stuff.
He should never cook anything 😢
Crack chicken recipes are actually really tasty when they’re done correctly. It’s supposed to be the consistency of a thick dip, like Buffalo chicken dip.
Yeah I love crack chicken
Had it when a co-worker brought it for a potluck. It's called "crack" chicken for a reason, was bomb af
It’s basically buffalo chicken dip without hot sauce
i hate buffalo chicken dip but it looks alright and smells pretty good so i understand that this is just horrific though😂
Exactly!!
this man can’t even use his other arm and he still packing shit full of cheese
Shits packed, that's for sure
The cheese slice at the end was 100% necessary. It acts as an umbrella for the bottom half of the bun.
If I'd had 4 or 5 strokes like Jack has, I'd be a salad channel by now.
Its actually really sad. Just take a look at the dude in his latest videos and he looks so old, I don't even divine intervention could save him at this point.
@@Matthew-LAMF He only turned 55 last December.
update he recently had a stroke...
@@user-nj2ol1tg8t when? The heart attack was only 12-12-2022 😭
No wonder I don't know what the guy's diet/recipes are an assault on worse GI tract, cardiovascular system or taste buds
I love how you know he doesn't wash his measuring cup by the fact he never removed the stickers
Lmao
He probably splashes some water around it inside and calls it a day.
The lazy man way to get salmonella
@@RGSMANIA Lazy man’s Salmonella™️
Or he could be genuinely so lazy he buys a new one every time
Because its quicker to go to Walmart for a new one than wash up
7:29 if I was served this as a restaurant, you would never hear from the chef ever again due to several unfortunate accidents...
LOL😂
This is like latch key cooking we did as kids, like mayonaise potato chip sandwiches
I can only imagine what it’s like when his kids sit down for dinner they are probably always praying that they just get something fully cooked but deep down they know it never will be
Its more likely they are praying its takeaway night.
They'd rather choke on the meal than get choked by their dad. Let's be real though, none of his kids have a relationship with him.
Lol so sad to eat his "food."🤣
If it’s cooked, then it’s something like garbage stew or party cheese salad tho, no win situation
theres a video where jack eats a spoonful of mayo in fron of his kid and the laughs at him for thinking its disgusting
There is nothing that makes me as irrationally angry as Jack's "Mhmmhm" when he eats.
RIGHT???? Oh my gawd it's GROOOSSSS
That and when he licks his fingers, so gross.
@@Matthew-LAMF Nooooo
@@calimntgirl34 It's no wonder his son hates when he eats raw mayo.
You'd *hate* amberlynn reid then. She's notorious for that
bro actually cooked a soup sandwich
My missions in life are just two things. Don't die before 70, and don't end up like Jack.
I'm pretty sure Jack is how mother hens keep their chicks in line. "Be a good chick, or you'll end up in a cooking with Jack video."
“No I don’t want to be eaten alive”
☠️☠️☠️😭😭😭
Be nice the guy already built like a bean bag chair
I've figured it out, the man grossly undercooks his meats because if he didn't constantly give himself salmonella or e coli, he just like wouldn't shit ever.
Lmfao it ain’t easy, being cheesy
He probably thinks it's some trendy diet, and everytime he spends the night passionately hugging and grasping his toilet, he INSISTS "NNNOOOO!!!! I'M JUST PURGING ALL THE TOXINS I GOT FROM A LIFETIME OF GARBAGE EATING PRACTICES PEOPLE LIKE YOU INDULGE IN!!!!"
Oh no you made me laugh
This was basically gourmet by Jack's standards. The chicken was actually cooked, no rotten meat was used, the ingredients actually kind of went together, and it wasn't loaded up with mayonaise.
When the biege 'chicken mixture' cascaded over the plastic cheddar, I blacked out for a couple of seconds. I think my body was trying to protect me from seeing it too much. I have to take a nap.
At this point I believe Jack suffers from depersonalization disorder and lives in his own reality where his cooking is craftmanship of the Gods. Bless this man's heart.
it needs that blessing considering how much cheese he consumes and the number of strokes he has had.
@@Telthar he’s practicing for his triple bypass
Might be a derealisation disorder instead. Had one of those, don't recommend.
"I'm Italian, of course I'm good at cooking"
That would be derealization i think
Remember when you thought that you wouldn’t be watching anymore Jack, and you made the final and were sad about it 😭 you’ve subjected us to more of this torture
@Bait Police link to the part when I asked:
@@Overcomplicated1 fr lol
He's smart
Gotta make dat ✨m o n e y✨
@@AugustTheMexicanDuck You're not the rEaL duck
I want to see a dish where Jack just combines several dozen types of cheese, prepares them in different ways, and them combines it all together
This isn't even close to the worst thing Jack will cook
I’m scared what the future will hold
The future is filled with uncertainty
This is still an abysmal sandwich
Nah, I've actually made this and it's really good over rice
Thing is this is not cooking. Its just picking some things he like and mix them together. Cream cheese and ranch for cheese sauce overcooked in pressure cooker to create curdled mess that start to separate. Also this concoction is incredibly unhealthy its mountain of salt and fat, this will get you diarrhoea and heart attack. Iam glad he didnt dump jar of mayo into cooker.
I don't pretend to be an advanced chef, let alone a gourmet one. I can make most basic food but seeing Jack's cooking makes me feel like I'm a Michelin-starred chef!
A toddler making a mud pie is more of a Michellin star chef than Jack
My mom actually makes this recipe pretty much every other week, and it has NEVER turned out like that. I can admit that my mom's isn't the best, but darn it is definitely not supposed to look like that lol
I moved out a couple months ago from my family and like 8 months ago I was scared of using an oven cause I burned myself a lot earlier but I have never failed on this level, the worst I got was the chicken in the oven was pink inside so I let it be in the oven until it was completely done. Jack is just a tragedy cook
If you can cook meat to temperature you are automatically a master chef compared to Jack.
Cordon Blue😙
His strokes explain the quality of his cooking, but not his persistence
jack is approximately 2% self aware.
This man had a stroke..... and yet he STILL insists on having this much cheese I was literally screaming "JACK NO!" when you see how soupy this is
I genuinely cannot understand how people look at that much fat and calories and still think it looks delicious. It’s not even remotely cheap to use that much cheese either. You’d think having a stroke or looking in the mirror would inspire a bit of more vegetables or eggs instead of cheese and bacon but apparently not.
I don't care any longer past this point. He's a narcissistic, clueless, child abusing, overweight idiot who refuses to learn. He deserves it.
Cheese and dairy won't increase the risk of stroke. Bacon on the other hand..
@@soulknife20 I think the cholesterol and fat from the cheese and dairy do contribute to coronary artery disease as well as other coronary conditions which exponentially increase stroke risk. Dude's not eating like a man who had a stroke
@@soulknife20 Cheese and dairy, which also can be fatty, doesn't increase the risk for stroke? Nice job buddy! Can you teach the future doctors of the world? How about the dieticians as well? Lets add on nutritionists for you to teach, too! Coronary artery disease only develops from things like bacon! Good job!
Hidden Valley Ranch packets have a predominant flavor of herbs, and are used pretty often in a lot of southern cooking. I love cooking and do it myself pretty regularly, I've never had somebody dislike my cooking but I for sure have fumbled the ball. But like, hidden valley packets aren't really that awful. I use it mostly for pot roasts, I'd suggest trying it.
the best part was when he added 14 pounds of cheese to the recipe and then found it necessary to put a slice of cheese in the sandwich
That's got to be the cheese equivalent to over-seasoning.
It's like that other guy August critiqued who squeezes a bazillion topping packets on a burger. Overkill for the sake of overkill. Who does he think he's fooling?
To be fair the cheese slice actually was part of the recipe, since from what he said he was obviously following someone else's recipe but poorly.
At least I thought he said it was part of the recipe, maybe I imagined that.
Cream cheese is vile.
It ruins every recipe that includes it.
@@gordonwelcher9598 cheesecake would like to have a word with you
I genuinely felt like physically exploding when I saw him place that slice of cheese on the bread
LMAO
This man is mostly salmonella at this point.
He is the salmonella
😂 True
his body is immune to it now 🙄🙄
probably the source of his 3 strokes
He's a salmonella elemental.
Jack trying his own food is like what parents do to their babies with mashed peas to get them to eat it
The only crack in this recipe got smoked before he cooked this awesome chicken.
Jack: * sticks half the world's supply of cheese into a dish *
me: "...and you wonder why you keep having stronks"
I was just getting stuff ready for a midnight snack when he said “let me show you what this goodness looks like”. I will no longer be making a midnight snack
hey he's helping you stick to a diet at least
Tag the time please.
😂 Same here 😅
We all know in less than two weeks Jack will have the award for yet another "grossest recipe on youtube" 😭😭
I hope
@@AugustTheMexicanDuck I thought you were actually August for a second-
Jack is the gift that keeps on giving.
Poor jack. He needs an intervention before its too late
‘that cheesy mixture is is to die for’ 🤣🤣🤣 what an ending to this abysmal recipe 💀 he’s not wrong, that might kill you
"I love cheese" yeah we can tell...
"Well my interest has been lost" prepares to show ending... that was freaking hilarious 😂
Ngl I thought he was actually ending the video when I saw the outro....and forgot this was a 10 minute video 😅
Dude hates tacos for being messy and then concocted this
"that cheesy mixture is to die for" - as he indeed does die every episode.
1:26 had me their for a second.
jack's gonna be sitting on the toilet for over 9000 hours after feasting on this nightmare
💀💀💀💀
He's gonna be pushing out Wario farts
"Today, we are watching Jack cook--"
That's quite a Bowdlerism.
And he wonders why he had his 4th stroke lmfao.
What has me beyond shook is that it looks like he went to Cracker Barrel for the bacon because that's one of their to go containers.
🤣
1:20 I died when you cut to end credits 🤣
something i would cook for a friend who is not an enemy but you keep close
My man literally made a soup sandwich.
Everything he makes looks watery to me.
As someone who just made a recipe like this earlier this week, this can be amazing. Jack's mistake was adding the broth and adding the cheese at the start. Rather than using a ranch packet I substituted ranch dressing. Once the chicken is done cooking, then you add the cheese and bacon (I also added some banana peppers) let it warm up and serve. How he got all that liquid is beyond me as mine was moist but solid. Served over rice for a nice hot hearty meal for a cold day
Pressure cookers have to have liquid in them to work properly. That liquid he got was mostly the grease and oil from all that cheese.
You boiled chicken in ranch dressing?
@@lohuune9627 that's not the worst thing you can do to chicken
Did you use a pressure cooker?
@@Evin0688 I used a crock pot on low for 6 hours
I like how he also doesn't eat it with the bun, knowing if he picks it up and tries all of it will slop back out on camera. That is hilarious.
"I'm not eating the bun... today."
And because he's had multiple strokes and had tried his best to hide it. He'd be found out the minute he picked that slop up one handed
This is a video of a man with a limp stroke arm making THIS type of food. And then saying “it’s to die for” at the end. Jesus Christ…
7:55 "That cheesy mixture is to die for"
Yes indeed. You almost died four times now.
Stupid is as stupid does quote will always be linked to this guy in my mind.
Jack: take it easy there's no crack cocaine in this recipe.
August: Alright well my interest has been lost.
"Outro plays"
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That was so funny 😂
haha yeah i watched that too
My mom actually just made crack chicken and it is amazing. She doesn’t put so much cheese in it 😂 It isn’t as messy as Jack’s and we use it as a vegetable dip and for sandwiches
My gf makes Buffalo chicken dip with most of the same ingredients just adding hot sauce. How did jack make this?
@Misanthropic Servitor of Mars it's a raw talent brah. If you don't have it, that's it
Yeah ive never had it but it actually looks good as something like a dip ❤
cream cheese and chicken together should be criminal
0:02 “I love cheese”
I believe it. I think he’s basically made of 90% processed cheese and ranch dressing and 9% jesus freak and 1% human
Even the bacon is trying to run from that meal 7:07
Jack seems like a guy who’s never looked up a single lesson on how to cook because ‘nobody’s gonna tell him how to do nothin’
When competently made, crack chicken can taste good
Wait...does Jack WORK WITH SOMEONE?
2:41 there's another hand there...are you telling me someone is in the same room as him...watching him make the most unhealthy and dangerous creations imaginable and DON'T DO ANYTHING TO STOP HIM?
Its the hand of Tam Tam
OMG the cheese to chicken ratio is I N S A N E. He should've just made a cheese fondu with chicken skewers on the side. And you, August, you totally crack me up!!!
@1:31 for real LMAOOO
Jack is patient zero for every gastrointestinal parasite and food born illness we don't yet have a name for.
Chiggen 0:19
"This cheesy mixture is to die for"
Jack... I don't blame your right hand for giving up if that's how you always cook, because it will indeed kill you. Just looking at that amount of cheese is making my veins clog up.
I was noticing that he never uses his right arm just as I came across your comment. So dude legitimately lost the use of his right arm then? Lol.
@@lionuchiha2562during his stroke. But that wasn’t enough to wake him up.
@@lionuchiha2562 He refuses to do physical therapy and rather just let it completely atrophy.
@@Ironclad17Jesus christ, why would you do that? Especially while running a cooking show, there's a lot of dangerous shit that having both hands would make a fuck ton easier. But then again, America, so maybe he just can't afford the physical therapy?
I can only imagine what his mother used to cook for him
I don’t want to imagine
if it's anything like Aunt Myrna's party cheese salad...
Oh my God, August pretending to end the video had me rolling.
“Take it easy theres no crack c-caine in this-“
Atd: alright, my interest has been lost-
*cuts to outro*
(I CRIED SO HARD 😂😂)
Dude I was binging these with my girlfriend and she really liked the videos, and now we saw that you just posted another one! bless you man thank you for the amazing content, we both enjoy it!
Very good
Your girlfriend thinks about me all day and night
"It's a little wet"
Jack that's basically a soup
It’s not cooking with jack, it’s put ingredients that should not be together, together, put an ungodly amount of cheese on it, put it near heat for a minute, say it’s juicy, and eat it all rare. 😂
It's called cracked chicken because you have to be on crack to eat it.
I like to binge augusts content when I’m sick and feeling crummy. Just something about it always lifts my spirits.
Same
Currently In bed with the flu. August is great comfort content haha
I should do that, im sick right now !
something about the way he talks and commentates feels like he's commiserating with me lol
I don’t understand how he can eff up these recipes so badly… it’s truly mind blowing
Maybe he is trolling us all
there are people that fail at boiling an egg.
@@boriserjavec6470I really think he's trolling us
He must be doing this on purpose