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  • Опубліковано 10 сер 2023
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  • @GnosticAtheist
    @GnosticAtheist 9 місяців тому +6887

    Its impressive that the human body actually can keep going and going under that level of pressure and strain. Granted, they will die much sooner than anyone else, but the fact that the organs can function at all is pretty hardcore.

    • @LaMangouste
      @LaMangouste 9 місяців тому +449

      One has lost a ton of weight and the other is (finally) on the same path, so they may be fine.

    • @dsweet5859
      @dsweet5859 9 місяців тому +421

      The body is incredibly resilient. It’s ability to adapt to rapid and abrupt changes within our environment is mind blowing

    • @user-gk6gf1lq9x
      @user-gk6gf1lq9x 9 місяців тому +554

      Nurgle be praised

    • @Dingusdongus257
      @Dingusdongus257 9 місяців тому +303

      @@LaMangouste The damage is already done to their heart and organs, they have been enlarged and don't function as well.

    • @skebaba918
      @skebaba918 9 місяців тому +262

      "I didn't evolve over bazillion years from a single cell organism into complex organs, only to die like this! POWERRR!!!!!"
      -Organs, probably

  • @Sithalos
    @Sithalos 9 місяців тому +6214

    Wow, I didn't know that diet soda actually canceled out sugar. You can learn so much from the internet.

    • @nagynorbie
      @nagynorbie 9 місяців тому +425

      They need to invent diet pizzas and burritos.

    • @ChillAssTurtle
      @ChillAssTurtle 9 місяців тому +44

      Sugoi!

    • @sandguyman
      @sandguyman 9 місяців тому +207

      Only one sugar though. If you eat another sugar, you need another soda

    • @ChillAssTurtle
      @ChillAssTurtle 9 місяців тому +35

      @@sandguyman 1 thodie + 1 mo thodie = no shooga mamma said it n that means its true cus mamma don't lie

    • @Goldsthar
      @Goldsthar 9 місяців тому

      Everyone knows diet soda kills the calories. I mean why else would it be called "diet"?

  • @monk6395
    @monk6395 5 місяців тому +285

    One eye on the interviewer, the other eye on the sodas.

    • @PilyaTRisyazhnyuk-yl3wl
      @PilyaTRisyazhnyuk-yl3wl 3 місяці тому +11

      3rd eye on the pizza in the background 😍

    • @zelorig8887
      @zelorig8887 3 місяці тому +4

      I see what you did there
      And over there

    • @kpg10
      @kpg10 3 місяці тому +1

      @@PilyaTRisyazhnyuk-yl3wl 3rd eye is constantly asking for a toilet.

    • @MASTAChumlee
      @MASTAChumlee Місяць тому +3

      *sodies

  • @TheHorreK2
    @TheHorreK2 8 місяців тому +1343

    "Diet Coke cancles out sugar" Has the same energy as "My grandma told me, i dont care about what schools says, cleopatra was black"

    • @user-qu2pn1lh1g
      @user-qu2pn1lh1g 6 місяців тому

      Yeah that was the dumbest thing I ever heard and we entertain and tolerate the Wakandian lies

    • @boristhebulletdgr
      @boristhebulletdgr 6 місяців тому +36

      That's very specific. You've been watching those youtube videos?

    • @-xirx-
      @-xirx- 6 місяців тому +6

      ​@@boristhebulletdgr fr 😆

    • @yol_n
      @yol_n 6 місяців тому +87

      @@boristhebulletdgr it was literally memed to hell.

    • @boristhebulletdgr
      @boristhebulletdgr 6 місяців тому

      That's exactly what I'm referring to.
      @@yol_n

  • @Azrael79a
    @Azrael79a 9 місяців тому +2843

    Honestly, sometimes I wonder how people can live that way and actually survive.

    • @mysides_
      @mysides_ 9 місяців тому +276

      They don’t actually survive all that long . They get like this then die after a couple years

    • @Laerei
      @Laerei 9 місяців тому +108

      That's the thing. They usually don't survive for very long. Their hearts are working hard to keep them alive and at one point the poor thing is gonna give out. Not to mention all that clogging in the brain to due so much cholesterol in their blood. Gonna pop a vessel up there.

    • @Hype_Incarnate
      @Hype_Incarnate 9 місяців тому

      not a couple, most of the time if people get this big they don't survive after 50.@@mysides_

    • @Azrael79a
      @Azrael79a 9 місяців тому +176

      @@Laerei ​ @mysides_ You guys don't understand. I mean, how do they survive long enough to reach such an unhealthy state of existence. Meanwhile I get 100g of sugar in a day and my body is warning me like crazy lol.

    • @shupakiko
      @shupakiko 9 місяців тому

      The worst thing is that the true information goes totally unsaid : Sugar is fine, the amount is the problem, you're taking 100 times too much, but diet soda is even worse, almost all synthetic sugars have proven to cause cancer and other really bad illness on the long term, natural sparkling water is the best for both tastebuds and body. I'd drink some artisanal lemonade but you will never catch me again financing the end of water for the poor by buying an industrial soda.

  • @khajiit4444
    @khajiit4444 9 місяців тому +997

    Thanks to the edditor, the only one who can counter-balance anything Asmon says

    • @donnytuco
      @donnytuco 9 місяців тому +33

      It's a diet edit

    • @meo8258
      @meo8258 9 місяців тому +37

      There is always a clip

    • @mb10637
      @mb10637 4 місяці тому +2

      There is always a clip

    • @alext6933
      @alext6933 2 місяці тому

      ​@@mb10637always.

  • @creativecontent8919
    @creativecontent8919 4 місяці тому +108

    Just remember there's a normal human sized skeleton under there

    • @gabrielboorom2683
      @gabrielboorom2683 2 місяці тому +6

      "Grandma says eating bones cancels out cholesterol."

    • @cheefqueef6494
      @cheefqueef6494 2 місяці тому +8

      "I ain't fat I'm big-boned."

    • @TitanKaiju75
      @TitanKaiju75 2 місяці тому +9

      I don't like to think about that... It makes me feel bad for skeletons rather than the people they're inside, and that's a very perplexing emotion to feel...

    • @popcapk5536
      @popcapk5536 2 місяці тому

      looks like there`s at least 3

    • @matejmotuz108
      @matejmotuz108 Місяць тому +2

      OMG they sit on someone ?

  • @jdoe27
    @jdoe27 4 місяці тому +178

    The funny thing about soda is that if you stop drinking it for a few months, you stop craving it at all

    • @flying1dead155
      @flying1dead155 4 місяці тому +14

      Also amazing how much weight you lose .when you stop drinking buckets of the shit too.

    • @stolensentience
      @stolensentience 3 місяці тому +5

      Did somebody say crack?

    • @Cookieboy70
      @Cookieboy70 3 місяці тому

      Is somebody making a crack sandwich?

    • @Ou8y2k2
      @Ou8y2k2 3 місяці тому +1

      Yeah. Caffeine is the most used drug in the world because people stopped drinking tea, coffee, and soda for a few months.

    • @Internetguy_L337_90D
      @Internetguy_L337_90D 3 місяці тому

      as most addictions

  • @spannerwindslayer
    @spannerwindslayer 9 місяців тому +65

    "there's always a clip"
    My sides are on neptune

  • @abel6545
    @abel6545 9 місяців тому +136

    i regretted suggesting asmon to watch that clip

    • @douglasmurdoch7247
      @douglasmurdoch7247 9 місяців тому +6

      Asmon*. It’s Asmongold, not Asmondgold.

    • @abel6545
      @abel6545 9 місяців тому +16

      my apolochesse edited

    • @Lord_Marquaad
      @Lord_Marquaad 9 місяців тому

      ​@@douglasmurdoch7247asmone

    • @rogueisred1152
      @rogueisred1152 9 місяців тому +1

      I have heard loads of people refer to him as Asmond lol@@douglasmurdoch7247

    • @giraffeorganic
      @giraffeorganic 9 місяців тому +16

      ⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@abel6545 Apollo*. It’s Apollocheese, not Apolocheese.

  • @philmehrart
    @philmehrart 9 місяців тому +13

    Weird seeing Majin Buu from DBZ in real life

  • @patplayswell6950
    @patplayswell6950 9 місяців тому +232

    Billy has 23 candy bars
    He eats 8 candy bars
    What does Billy have now?
    DIABEETUS

    • @ghostshadow9899
      @ghostshadow9899 4 місяці тому

      Is this not from a Reddit post ?

    • @patplayswell6950
      @patplayswell6950 4 місяці тому

      No. Wilford Brimley said this@@ghostshadow9899

    • @TheLarkaanimation
      @TheLarkaanimation 4 місяці тому

      @@ghostshadow9899 I believe this comes from a UA-cam video that shows what "cheeky" children write on their tests.

    • @bierwolf8360
      @bierwolf8360 4 місяці тому

      are you an archeologist or why did you dig up that old joke

  • @Kira1Lawliet
    @Kira1Lawliet 9 місяців тому +1320

    If either of these two ever go missing, you don't need to describe them by height or hair or skin color, just describe 'em by their zipcode.

    • @Mantosasto
      @Mantosasto 9 місяців тому +30

      Alright, that one got me, haha

    • @activegrass9435
      @activegrass9435 9 місяців тому +73

      nah just follow the empty sodie trail she left behind

    • @txmetalcobra
      @txmetalcobra 9 місяців тому +6

      Bruh

    • @UnarmedBastard
      @UnarmedBastard 9 місяців тому +17

      just point at their picture in the monster manual

    • @zetsutsuletsu2034
      @zetsutsuletsu2034 9 місяців тому +54

      who are you trying to fool? They don't go anywhere and nobody is strong enough to kidnap them.

  • @talassianh1
    @talassianh1 9 місяців тому +111

    0:07 she said “No” like she had beef with water

    • @BaldorfBreakdowns
      @BaldorfBreakdowns 9 місяців тому +20

      "Like from the toilet?"

    • @FEARSWTOR
      @FEARSWTOR 8 місяців тому +10

      Sodie pop has what plants crave

  • @MMK86
    @MMK86 4 місяці тому +14

    the way the blonde one gets offended when asked if they drink water is just fucking hilarious

  • @Theblueblurrr
    @Theblueblurrr 9 місяців тому +276

    I actually try to think of soda as a liquid candy bar. Puts it in much more perspective imo.

    • @HomicidalTh0r
      @HomicidalTh0r 9 місяців тому +7

      Hey, I do this too!

    • @collenjets123
      @collenjets123 9 місяців тому +5

      Its funny because i can down coca-cola to the point of getting myself sick, can't do that with any other drink - and i generally can't stand sweet things in large quantities. Like i can only ever handle a couple of hersheys bars at most, or a slice of cake one time, but coke is the thing i can guzzle, and i really wish it tasted bad so i wouldn.t

    • @themagicman6078
      @themagicman6078 9 місяців тому +26

      ​@@collenjets123umm.. you might need to seriously reasses what you consider "large quantities" of sugar. Eating 2 whole Hershey bars in 1 sitting absolutely qualifys as a "large quantity" of sugar. And can we address the fact that you said that after talking about drinking coke until you're sick?? Like everything in this comment is a red flag about your health.

    • @miquelmoorrees6010
      @miquelmoorrees6010 9 місяців тому +17

      @@collenjets123 "can ONLY handle a COUPLE hersheys bars" bro the way you described that is concerning

    • @Devilinabag
      @Devilinabag 8 місяців тому +8

      What puts it into perspective for me was I stopped drinking it and after about 2-3 years I decided to have one for old times sake.
      Felt like sludge. Can't drink it anymore.

  • @ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind
    @ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind 9 місяців тому +566

    It feels like I first saw these two on tv or youtube more than 10 years ago... I can't believe they are still alive.

    • @Swatmat
      @Swatmat 9 місяців тому +47

      its a shame they are

    • @blackveilwidow902
      @blackveilwidow902 9 місяців тому +77

      I think I've seen them on animal planet 🐷

    • @yuomovaeh3028
      @yuomovaeh3028 9 місяців тому +18

      I think I heard one of them lost quite bit of weight some time ago and got healthier

    • @bombomos
      @bombomos 9 місяців тому +50

      Are we sure it's the same people? All obese people start too look the same after a certain weight

    • @sociallyresponsiblexenomor7608
      @sociallyresponsiblexenomor7608 9 місяців тому

      Well, did they actually make life changes?

  • @juanzamora7283
    @juanzamora7283 6 місяців тому +20

    "I dont drink water. Fish f*ck in it"

  • @JalenKenobi
    @JalenKenobi 9 місяців тому +2

    🤣🤣🤣🤣bro that clip at the end is too damn perfect

  • @derek.....
    @derek..... 9 місяців тому +309

    I’m not saying these two are fat or obese,they are just easy to see,from space!

    • @dissect123
      @dissect123 9 місяців тому +35

      Just call them murrica-sized.

    • @greyeyed123
      @greyeyed123 9 місяців тому +53

      Their shadows weigh 43 pounds each.

    • @rafaynoman1180
      @rafaynoman1180 9 місяців тому +10

      ​@@greyeyed123Ayo chill 😂.

    • @treeNash
      @treeNash 9 місяців тому +6

      They are easily observable.

    • @rickard3137
      @rickard3137 9 місяців тому +2

      Hos you gonna see them from space though? They already take up all the space

  • @crow_buddy
    @crow_buddy 9 місяців тому +7

    1:09 Editors with the slam dunk at the end there. Amazing.

  • @SlavKnightVlad
    @SlavKnightVlad 9 місяців тому +1

    They're both doing much better now tbf

  • @irrelevanthero7410
    @irrelevanthero7410 9 місяців тому +1

    That ending though. lmao

  • @shiniclone
    @shiniclone 9 місяців тому +31

    jesus christ, how are they real humans

    • @RevanBC
      @RevanBC 9 місяців тому +8

      They were raised by parents who said, "Diet Soda cancels out sugared soda". That should tell you enough of why they look that way.

    • @warshadow2g492
      @warshadow2g492 9 місяців тому +3

      @@RevanBCno amount of bad parenting will make someone into a land whale

    • @RevanBC
      @RevanBC 9 місяців тому +5

      @@warshadow2g492 Really? You must not live in America. They are everywhere.

    • @warshadow2g492
      @warshadow2g492 9 місяців тому

      @@RevanBC I live in America and I’ve never seen someone this fat before. I’ve seen some pretty heavy people in the gym but at least they are working on their problem.
      You managed to focus on the wrong part of my statement. Just because there might be a lot of obese people doesn’t mean that all fault lies with parents. To get that fat you are just as guilty.

    • @ThePhysicalReaction
      @ThePhysicalReaction 9 місяців тому

      The human body can be incredibly resilient against the harm done to it.

  • @ihatetobethatguybut...5135
    @ihatetobethatguybut...5135 9 місяців тому +11

    That look when the souls boss one hits you

  • @bitmau5
    @bitmau5 9 місяців тому +1

    "who tf drinks this..." 🤣

  • @keyblader455
    @keyblader455 9 місяців тому +1

    Those two have got a BIG presence to them.

  • @hezepe
    @hezepe 9 місяців тому +4

    the thumbnail was true horror.

  • @Simkets
    @Simkets 9 місяців тому +19

    So that's why people walk into McDonald's, order 2 Big Mac menus for themselves, and then make sure the cashier hears properly that they want DIET coke with it. Huh...

    • @Zaquerooni
      @Zaquerooni 9 місяців тому +1

      I mean it still better than chasing bread with liquid sugar.

    • @Synkhan
      @Synkhan 9 місяців тому +11

      @@Zaquerooni You do know Diet coke not having sugar is a myth right??? Right???

    • @Simkets
      @Simkets 9 місяців тому +5

      @@Zaquerooni Exactly what Synkhan said, and it has also been proven that drinking soda with artificial sweeteners can actually INCREASE the risk of diabetes more than drinking regular soda.
      Scientist are slowly finding out that artificial sweeteners are way more harmful than normal sugar.

    • @lautarotrefilio4773
      @lautarotrefilio4773 9 місяців тому +8

      sugar is healthier than artificial stuff, just dont gotta be a hog that's all

    • @TyrianHaze
      @TyrianHaze 9 місяців тому +1

      @@Simkets"Slowly finding out." They have known for quite a while.

  • @kaioh289
    @kaioh289 9 місяців тому +3

    1:00 Oh my... is that Majin Buu?

  • @Riotlight
    @Riotlight 9 місяців тому +1

    “There’s always a clip” 😂😂😂

  • @MeepMeep88
    @MeepMeep88 9 місяців тому +36

    LOL when you drink so much soda/pop you start giving them pet names hahaha

  • @fabrb26
    @fabrb26 9 місяців тому +18

    Like my dad use to say, if you feel like you grow some pectorals doint nothing it's probably not muscle. But he never told me anything about growing a forehead ?!

    • @thefance4708
      @thefance4708 9 місяців тому +5

      it's for her galaxy brain. :^)

    • @CrizzyEyes
      @CrizzyEyes 9 місяців тому +2

      Sometimes the fat just needs new places to go.

    • @SlainByTheWire
      @SlainByTheWire 9 місяців тому +3

      The human body's just like "shit we're full, where are we gonna put this crap?"

  • @thanosraja2091
    @thanosraja2091 9 місяців тому +3

    TLC must bring this man on the show, it would be worth it.

  • @thinkmore8024
    @thinkmore8024 9 місяців тому +1

    They are like Asmon but instead of gambling it's eating.

  • @Kat1kafka
    @Kat1kafka 9 місяців тому +5

    And people wonder why I'm fatphobic

  • @pkwithmeplease
    @pkwithmeplease 9 місяців тому +22

    they're lying 10000%. they said 8 - 12 at their size? cans? not possible, they are drinking roughly 20 - 30 cans each a day.

    • @kingtrode2255
      @kingtrode2255 9 місяців тому +6

      Well she said 8 to 12. She didn't said cans...she said hmm hmm...like "you're already impressed if it was cans"

    • @warshadow2g492
      @warshadow2g492 9 місяців тому +7

      I’m more impressed they have money for so many

    • @MeldinX2
      @MeldinX2 9 місяців тому

      Probably not the only thing they consume.

    • @Miragexe
      @Miragexe 9 місяців тому +2

      Diet soda has 0 calories so they can easily drink 10 of them, regular coke has like 150 which would still only be 1500 calories, but obviously this is not what made them fat.

    • @abaddon1371
      @abaddon1371 9 місяців тому

      @@Miragexe Diet soda's increase your appetite though, by fooling your metabolism. The body thinks it is getting sugar, and when there is no sugar, it starts to munch of any other calories in your body and thereby making you hungry after drinking diet soda's. Also, some sugar substitutes are not exactly healthy, all NSS increases likelyhood of Diabetes 2, and cardiovascular diseases. So diet soda's is a poor solution for weight loss and will often be more detrimental than helpful. Just drink that water folks :D
      edit; typo's

  • @are3287
    @are3287 9 місяців тому +204

    Tbh its not the diet soda that made them fat its the sugar that they thought was canceled out
    Also probably the 17 servings of fast food they eat a day

    • @BelusDragonar
      @BelusDragonar 9 місяців тому +33

      Maybe they just need to drink more sodie pops.

    • @Smellslikegelfling
      @Smellslikegelfling 9 місяців тому +9

      They have 1 diet soda with each meal.

    • @hotdog5927
      @hotdog5927 9 місяців тому +17

      nah the diet soda doesn't help, even though it contains a fake sugar substitute it still causes spikes to insulin which boosts fat retention from meals. specifically sucralose/aspertame cause this and its what the big companies use since its cheaper. there are actual alternatives that won't cause issues like monk fruit but far more expensive so you don't see it in big corpa products

    • @fistovuzi
      @fistovuzi 9 місяців тому +3

      @@hotdog5927 what sugar? American soda uses high fructose corn syrup for sweetener. which is worse for your health than cane sugar, much worse. the rest of the world drinks tons of soda too, with cane sugar sweetener and we aren't all massively obese. something to think about.

    • @DripMonarch
      @DripMonarch 9 місяців тому +1

      You had me in the first half , not gonna lie .

  • @AnubisDark
    @AnubisDark 9 місяців тому +1

    The reporter can't leave, she's in orbit

  • @tommos1
    @tommos1 9 місяців тому

    Editor's got the receipts.

  • @Pirokh
    @Pirokh 9 місяців тому +111

    Look at those two healthy beautiful women. Wow so healthy. I'm sure they both have long lives ahead of them and they're definitely not going to need to have the wall of their home cut out to forklift them out.

    • @SignalLost730
      @SignalLost730 9 місяців тому +12

      Healthy at any weight amirite??

    • @janiu1889
      @janiu1889 9 місяців тому +27

      They're plus size, so inspirational.

    • @yingyang5632
      @yingyang5632 9 місяців тому +9

      im sure they are never going to be a liability for society either. we gotta respect and tolerate the indivual beauty of each person no matter what and make sure they have a safe space and never feel offended by the evil standards of their fellow humans!

    • @Jason-to5cs
      @Jason-to5cs 9 місяців тому +2

      They have both made effort to lose a lot of weight though, so you have to give them some credit for that. They didn’t just lay down and give up.

    • @SignalLost730
      @SignalLost730 9 місяців тому +3

      @Jason-to5cs effort as in made an appointment? As soon as they said you should stop drinking 16 of 17 diet cokes a day they were like oh no

  • @smitherson1232
    @smitherson1232 9 місяців тому +11

    They are both safe from being kidnapped.

  • @BBones541
    @BBones541 8 місяців тому +1

    Bro that pause HAHAHAHAHHAHA
    I couldn't fuckin breathe my guy lmmfao
    god damn it my stmoch hurts I was laughing so hard 😂😂😂

  • @Pasakoye
    @Pasakoye 9 місяців тому +1

    "You can't eat, inhale, inject, absorb, or hypospray sodas either."

  • @DankMemes-xq2xm
    @DankMemes-xq2xm 9 місяців тому +215

    This has been said a thousand times before, but quit drinking soda for a few weeks and you will no longer desire it. It will still taste OK when you eventually drink some, but it won't be anywhere near as satisfying as it once was, and you won't want to quench your thirst with it. Interestingly this also applies to chocolate milk - I was addicted to the stuff but now I can't even finish a single glass of it.

    • @zergslayer69
      @zergslayer69 9 місяців тому +11

      At my last job they gave me a tour of the office, and brought me to the kitchen area and I saw a sofa fountain, quit soda on the spot because I know I’ll get addicted so bad if I drank unlimited free soda.

    • @eco_2128
      @eco_2128 9 місяців тому +51

      Nah, I drank nothing but water for like a month last year and the first time I drank something with sugar again tasted fucking amazing

    • @TheMastermind729
      @TheMastermind729 9 місяців тому +24

      Nah I quit soda for like 2 years and still love it

    • @crackajacka87
      @crackajacka87 9 місяців тому +8

      Tried this, it sucked balls so I went back to the soda and I feel better for it :)

    • @Benri05
      @Benri05 9 місяців тому +3

      I used to drink sodas everyday during college, but now I drink it 2 times a month.

  • @greyeyed123
    @greyeyed123 9 місяців тому +408

    I always think it would be exhausting to eat so much to become that heavy. You'd have to be eating, and eating quite a lot, and eating quite a lot of garbage, for 16 hours a day. Who has time for that? Plus all the grocery shopping and all the money to buy all that stuff. It would be a full time job just to make yourself miserable.

    • @Skagzi1la
      @Skagzi1la 9 місяців тому +26

      I'm sure the mobility sccoters help.. but more likely than not its all microwaved food.Most likely grocery delivery too.

    • @CrizzyEyes
      @CrizzyEyes 9 місяців тому +75

      @@kuzzbillington6392 You can't get that fat unless you eat humungous meals and eat more than 3 meals a day. It really isn't easy to weigh 1000 pounds. My dad ate quite unhealthily and was over 300 pounds at his heaviest, nowhere near those girls

    • @Limrasson
      @Limrasson 9 місяців тому +91

      @@kuzzbillington6392 Dunno man, I eat some of those burgers and get exhausted and my gut needs a lot of time to recover. Getting this fat looks like a commitment.

    • @greyeyed123
      @greyeyed123 9 місяців тому +20

      @@Limrasson This is what I'm saying! lol Glad someone here understands. Just thinking about the work it would take to get this fat exhausts me.

    • @LowLifeAM
      @LowLifeAM 9 місяців тому +7

      @@CrizzyEyesnightmare genetics could also be a factor

  • @Crismodin
    @Crismodin 9 місяців тому

    LOL the ending is gold.

  • @Hal_2189
    @Hal_2189 4 місяці тому +6

    "drinking diet coke cancels out the sugar"
    I need to lay down

    • @gamingchinchilla7323
      @gamingchinchilla7323 4 місяці тому

      aspartame tastes worst and is probably even worst for you health-wise than the loaded sugar in regular soda. I know a man who's life was destroyed by the stuff and is due to die from his complications any day now :P
      these women are damned clueless.

    • @ryanm2
      @ryanm2 3 місяці тому

      You can't be having a sugar crash because it was canceled out by the sodie.

  • @feodaron89
    @feodaron89 9 місяців тому +19

    I frankly feel...horror...looking at these girls. I'm not disgusted... I'm scared. What kind of lifestyle do you have to lead to look like this? I'm not some kind of fitness freak and my diet is far from healthy....but damn....they make me look like an olympic athlete.

    • @sss1029
      @sss1029 9 місяців тому +2

      It snowballs - you eat to deal with stress, you see yourself in the mirror and feel ashamed and disgusted, which gives you more anxiety, then at a certain point youre so fat that you are physically disabled and can hardly walk up a flight of stairs, leading to a sedentary lifestyle. Luckily, you can keep drinking sodies as you sit on the couch, unable to go for a walk

    • @eVuLeX
      @eVuLeX 9 місяців тому

      ​@@sss1029 or you are just lazy and dont rly know what to do with your time...its not always deep

    • @sss1029
      @sss1029 9 місяців тому +2

      @@eVuLeX i doubt that obese people become so extremely fat due to laziness. Although from what i understand, almost all american food is riddled with sugar and other garbage, so its probably easy to become fat in the states

    • @CrizzyEyes
      @CrizzyEyes 9 місяців тому +2

      The answer is living in neglected small towns in middle America and pissing away your life by eating all the time because there is no hope and no opportunity. It's sad, but hey, at least they didn't do meth!

    • @TyrianHaze
      @TyrianHaze 9 місяців тому +1

      Large portion of America looks like this.

  • @lonewolf4263
    @lonewolf4263 9 місяців тому +292

    Are we just going to ignore the fact that Asmon drinks the same amount or even more soda a day? 🤷‍♀

    • @Silamon2
      @Silamon2 9 місяців тому +57

      Sure, but Asmon isn't morbidly obese so it's not quite as bad.

    • @cooliod00d
      @cooliod00d 9 місяців тому +90

      I kinda doubt he drinks as much as these two and even if he does, he at least seems to go outside every once in a while and does some sort of physical activity. I don't think any of that is within the vocabulary of those two giant bowling balls.

    • @g6g401
      @g6g401 9 місяців тому

      Asmon is in worse shape than the fatties tbh

    • @PhilShary
      @PhilShary 9 місяців тому +124

      Asmon doesn't drink diet, so he reverse cancels the sugar or whatever

    • @HdtvTh
      @HdtvTh 9 місяців тому +40

      Yea but he doesn't eat much of anything, he eats like a small piece of steak that's barely enough for a small cat. Obviously not good to get 80% of your calories from sugar as he's literally starving without losing weight.

  • @gambit_elstar
    @gambit_elstar 9 місяців тому

    Asmongold's ultimate fate

  • @Jhonssonn
    @Jhonssonn 9 місяців тому

    I knew you were gonna add the water clip

  • @txmetalcobra
    @txmetalcobra 9 місяців тому +7

    The diet soda isn’t the reason they are so overweight and unhealthy. Granted, you shouldn’t drink that much in a day because of all the other stuff in there, but they could cut it down to like 4 or 5 and change the rest of their diet.

    • @zerorequiem42
      @zerorequiem42 9 місяців тому +2

      That's my thought as well. Many people drink a 2 liter a day of something diet and don't end up as a land whale.

    • @CrizzyEyes
      @CrizzyEyes 9 місяців тому +1

      That shit's probably going to give you organ failure though.

    • @HonudesGai
      @HonudesGai 9 місяців тому

      the sugar is replaced with salt, so they end up with the same problem of eating multiple noodle ramens a day, way too much salt

    • @psommer4218
      @psommer4218 9 місяців тому +1

      Sugar is most certainly the problem.
      Salt is no problem as long as there is enough water, you can read the book "The Salt Fix" if you want to learn more about that.

    • @JonathonTheAsshole
      @JonathonTheAsshole 9 місяців тому

      Actually it is a part of the reason. Aspartame, the chemical "sweetener" most diet sodas use, promotes weight gain. The mountain of shit they are eating is also the problem but diet sodas are literally poison that no one should drink ever.

  • @Kragh50
    @Kragh50 9 місяців тому +9

    There is indeed always a clip

  • @brainsforbrunch5940
    @brainsforbrunch5940 9 місяців тому

    lmaooo @ the end 🤣

  • @Mugthraka
    @Mugthraka 9 місяців тому +20

    My Mom has hypoglycemia, so she always used this as an excuse to drink only Coca cola, ALL day for the past 50 years
    And when she was drinking water, she would have acid reflux.
    Now when she was physicaly active due to work, she was actually fit, weighted only 50kg till her 50's.
    When her back problems started ( vertebrea squeezing one another and one even deviating to the left), well she couldn't stay standing up anymore than an hour before needing to sit down or lie on her back.
    So she stopped working, cause she never trusted Hospitals and flat out refused to get surgery to correct her back.
    So not moving much from the house anymore, and not doing much around due to the back pains, but still drinking cola , like 2litres per day, she started to put on weight, till she reached 100kg.
    Recently due to some health complications, she had to stop smoking( been a year now since she stopped) and she decided to cut her cola consumption in half, so she drink sprinkling water instead.
    Lo and Behold, in the span of a year she lost 20kg, while not doing anything much, just cut the cola in half( used to drunk up 2 cases of 6 bottles a week, now she goes 2 weeks with one case of 6bottles).
    She even started to exercise and regained flexibility and some mobility, even tho her back is still hurting her and she can't stay standing more than 40min when doing something around the house.
    But its better nontheless, cause at one point she was struggling to get from the living room to the bathroom and back and she would be outta breath and feel weak (the fact that she now also has Pulmonar Hypertension, doesn't help, thats why she had to stop smoking)
    So yeah...just cutting the soda, can actually do you good

    • @gamingchinchilla7323
      @gamingchinchilla7323 4 місяці тому

      sparkling water is like the miracle counter drug to sodas. the carbonation is what you often crave besides the syrupy sugar crap (or aspartame shite if you're drinking diet). No its not as healthy or beneficial as regular clean water... but it does fulfill that craving you may have for sodas.
      I've lived on sparkling water off and on throughout my life and in those times my blood sugar has always levelled out and I've felt a lot more energetic for it.
      Still, one aught to train themselves to drink pure clean drinking water (preferably not from plastic bottles) more. Its not easy, especially if you are addicted to garbage soda beverages (I find myself craving rootbeer often myself :P ) but once you've trained yourself on it, your body will certainty thank you for it!
      I hope your mother continues to improve her condition :)

    • @basementthing1862
      @basementthing1862 4 місяці тому

      ​@@gamingchinchilla7323I am not after carbonation I hate sparkling water I drink more lemonade than water just because water is boring no other reason not for taste or sugar but water is like eating a salad with no tomato or dressing just carrots cabbage and beetroot

    • @hhaste
      @hhaste 3 місяці тому +2

      @@gamingchinchilla7323 " No its not as healthy or beneficial as regular clean water" wat.. it's the same thing with carbonation. Unless you're referring to flavored variants, like La Croix.

    • @gamingchinchilla7323
      @gamingchinchilla7323 3 місяці тому

      @@hhaste I've always figured there were some added chemicals and it wasn't just the carbonation. Maybe I am just thinking La Croix and similar brands. i have drank the non flavored Great Value brand stuff in the plastic bottles before. But given that its Great Value, you really don't know what they're putting in that stuff, never mind the plastic bottle factor which we all know that contaminates the drink in some way :P

  • @Peasant_of_Pontus
    @Peasant_of_Pontus 9 місяців тому +16

    This is why most dieticians fail. They try to fix all the issues at once and overwhelm their patients causing them to revert to old habits. Yeah, drinking 12 cans of diet coke ain't healthy for you, but that's literally the least of their problems regarding weight management.

    • @wisereaper4747
      @wisereaper4747 9 місяців тому +1

      exactly

    • @jannadark8100
      @jannadark8100 9 місяців тому +2

      sweeteners are linked to belly fat. how do you expect them to burn fat if they'll keep drinking that poison?

    • @Peasant_of_Pontus
      @Peasant_of_Pontus 9 місяців тому +9

      @@jannadark8100 calories in calories out. There's no secret to weight loss. Sweeteners do nothing positive or negative for your weight, other than increasing hunger for some people (but that's largely a fallacy. They feel ravenous because they switched from sugar pop to diet and cut several hundred calories from their regular intake and then blame the sweetener for feeling hungry af)

    • @ValaineDeathWhizkersz
      @ValaineDeathWhizkersz 9 місяців тому +4

      Yes, cutting from 12 to 1 can is too drastic of a change that it will never work. I'm studying nutrition and the dieticians I talked to actually recommend switching from regular soda to diet soda as a viable weight loss strategy, and perhaps focus on something else like highly processed foods or simple carbohydrates. Most people fail dieting because they can't make too big goals and set unrealistic expectations and ended up not going back to old habits.

    • @jannadark8100
      @jannadark8100 9 місяців тому

      @@ValaineDeathWhizkersz no wonder people fail dieting when nutritionists suggest to swap one soda for another. probably that's why USA population is most obese (in addition to disability checks you issue for obese). in my country dieting means no soda (any carbonated drink), no bad carbs (pasta, pastries, bread etc), lots of vegetables, fruits and meat/fish. and no disability checks for obese, you won't believe what difference it can make. if someone had eaten themselves to the point they can't go to their job they will have nothing to eat... best motivation ever :)

  • @chris_mk5supra
    @chris_mk5supra 8 місяців тому

    "no it's diet" that says it all xD

  • @afflack09
    @afflack09 9 місяців тому

    Asmon smelling the water before drinking it. lololol

  • @doug2555
    @doug2555 9 місяців тому +24

    Are we going to forget that Asmongold has never eaten fruit and when he did, he gagged at almost every single one?

    • @ickyfist
      @ickyfist 9 місяців тому

      You realize it's a joke right?

    • @Pandallum001
      @Pandallum001 9 місяців тому +14

      @@ickyfist let's be honest, it's probably not. He has a similar diet of xqc, lmao, sodas, fast food, etc.

    • @JFLEEC
      @JFLEEC 9 місяців тому

      @@ickyfist Some taste reactions be strong until get used to it, some people will feel sick when there is only a little bit of oily taste, I don't think it is very special to be induced by the taste of vegetables , he probably isn't , i 'm sure some people will

    • @matthewedwards3094
      @matthewedwards3094 9 місяців тому

      Fruits aren't necessary as long as you supplement the vitamins and minerals some how. With that said, he probably doesn't supplement in any way.

    • @ickyfist
      @ickyfist 9 місяців тому

      @@matthewedwards3094 Vitamin supplements don't do anything. There's literally never been a study that could confirm that taking vitamins actually work.

  • @hokkaidosnow6643
    @hokkaidosnow6643 4 місяці тому +17

    Every time I worry about my health, I see this and relax.

    • @zagzig5559
      @zagzig5559 3 місяці тому

      How do they even get to this point? I feel like they are not just uneducated, but they are actually brain damaged. You can literally see the negative IQ in their eyes, like Its not even funny. Shame on their parents and the people around them. 😠

    • @lad4830
      @lad4830 3 місяці тому

      There is always room for improvement.

  • @brainswag
    @brainswag 9 місяців тому

    Mr Editor always put Mr Streamer on the spot! HAHAHA

  • @RTXonerix
    @RTXonerix 9 місяців тому

    "Cancel out the sugar" OMEGALUL

  • @jin8684
    @jin8684 9 місяців тому +7

    I thought she was gunna say 8-12 2Liters lol

    • @UnnLykley
      @UnnLykley 8 місяців тому

      more like gallons

  • @AegisAuras
    @AegisAuras 9 місяців тому +10

    Their mother seems to give solid health advice. That’s probably why the family is so fit.

    • @hhaste
      @hhaste 3 місяці тому +1

      The mom is huge, too.. shocker, I know.

    • @AegisAuras
      @AegisAuras 3 місяці тому

      @@hhaste surely you mean their mom is a “huge” help to them as a health advisor

  • @syndrosevibritannia3983
    @syndrosevibritannia3983 9 місяців тому

    Mr editor with the godlike clip at the end as usual

  • @darkin1484
    @darkin1484 8 місяців тому +2

    When these creatures move to the fridge, they cause seismographs across the world to register activity.

  • @NeonGutters
    @NeonGutters 9 місяців тому +13

    I don't think 8 cans of diet pop is the issue...

    • @dhelsel89
      @dhelsel89 9 місяців тому +4

      It is definitely an issue but for sure not the only one.

    • @SignalLost730
      @SignalLost730 9 місяців тому +4

      UH, EXCUSE ME SIR? SIR! THAT'S SODIE POPS.

    • @Kosorith
      @Kosorith 9 місяців тому +4

      yeah, it has almost no calories. Wouldn't it make sense to focus on unhealthy food that makes them gain weight first? Exerting the willpower they prob don't have much of to give up on something that's not contributing to obesity seems like a bad plan

    • @TheMastermind729
      @TheMastermind729 9 місяців тому

      @@Kosorithyeah the person on this show is a moron and/or they want to keep them fat so they can keep making more episodes

    • @noidsuper
      @noidsuper 9 місяців тому

      @@KosorithShe drinks several coke cans in a day. A single can has 150 calories. If she’s drinking 7 on the LOW end that’s 1050 calories per day on soda alone. 1000 calories is a lot

  • @bok4822
    @bok4822 8 місяців тому +10

    "there is always a clip" damn editor being savage as always.
    Love it every single time.

  • @panbaron4424
    @panbaron4424 9 місяців тому

    "There's always a clip" XD

  • @jean-lucpicard5510
    @jean-lucpicard5510 8 місяців тому +1

    Diet Soda won't cancel the 12 KFC buckets per day...each.

  • @Zameso
    @Zameso 9 місяців тому +6

    love the mix of raw clip and the sprinkles of editing here and there makes it so much better. Big W Mr. Editor

  • @Teadrinker-zy1yp
    @Teadrinker-zy1yp 9 місяців тому +10

    Idk...I can't bear to make fun of these people my heart just breaks for them it's gotta suck so bad living that way.

    • @miquelmoorrees6010
      @miquelmoorrees6010 9 місяців тому +2

      yeah its just an addict wanting their hit and as a former addict im pretty sure theyre not happy with their selves even if they portray them selves as that

    • @forwardmoving8252
      @forwardmoving8252 5 місяців тому

      The one on the right body shamed an autistic guy for the size of his manhood. As far as I'm concerned she can choke on her own fat.

  • @LayllasLocker
    @LayllasLocker 8 місяців тому

    Hahahhahahahah. Ending always kills me. XD

  • @Goldschlager
    @Goldschlager 9 місяців тому

    Lighting up a diet cigarette after a smoke helped me dodge cancer.

  • @Auzuru
    @Auzuru 9 місяців тому +26

    We need to hire one of these experts for asmon and live stream it, that would be enough content for like 5 years straight.

    • @mitkoogrozev
      @mitkoogrozev 9 місяців тому +1

      Yeah. But we need someone more serious. That lady seemed to pander waay too much to their established habits. She seemed very careful what she says not to upset them, to the degree that her suggestion/info is almost useless.

  • @namefelipee
    @namefelipee 9 місяців тому +3

    the editor didn't leave the link for me to see more of these two beauties.

  • @timofey-sak
    @timofey-sak 9 місяців тому

    "There's always a clip"

  • @Grevier
    @Grevier 9 місяців тому +1

    "'about to ruin my fucking life"
    I mean, not that there's much left honestly else...

  • @Brand-yk6dw
    @Brand-yk6dw 9 місяців тому +4

    We're gonna ween off of it right?
    Her reaction: 👁️👄👁️

  • @selenagamya1612
    @selenagamya1612 9 місяців тому +10

    I think this is proof that the issue of survival has been solved completely. We live in a time where parents can give their children advoce that will straight up kill them, and yet they confoundingly live anyway.

  • @SubiKinubi
    @SubiKinubi 9 місяців тому

    Mum sounds like a scientist then

  • @nunuonroad9969
    @nunuonroad9969 8 місяців тому

    “What if she said boxes” ☠️

  • @emilemil1
    @emilemil1 9 місяців тому +5

    Out of all the things to cut out of their diet, the diet soda is probably the least important. It's literally no calories and it probably helps them avoid sugar.

    • @Zaquerooni
      @Zaquerooni 9 місяців тому +3

      Yeah but I think they're fuckin lying

    • @vedymin1
      @vedymin1 9 місяців тому +4

      From what i heard, the sweeteners can still cause the body response to turn all the other calories you ate at the time into fat stores, instead of an energy source for immediate needs ?

    • @Pokeringo
      @Pokeringo 9 місяців тому

      The problem is not the diet soda itself. It's people's attitude towards diet soda. They think they are on diet just by drinking diet soda. The diet soda doesn't have much of an impact on your diet when you eat 5 cheeseburgers for breakfast.

  • @buddabudda
    @buddabudda 9 місяців тому +3

    Man, I'm gonna have to remember this diet soda trick next time I eat a sugar.

    • @rooroo9216
      @rooroo9216 4 місяці тому

      😂😂 it’s like saying “if you’re on fire, pour petrol all over yourself and it cancels out the fire” lol

  • @dean4209
    @dean4209 9 місяців тому

    That no pissed me off more than anything ever

  • @Kanye2O24
    @Kanye2O24 9 місяців тому

    healthiest diet soda drinkers

  • @Isingyoudie073
    @Isingyoudie073 6 місяців тому +58

    FYI that thing was able to attract a mate and have a baby. The bloodline continues…
    Edit- The beast popped out another one. God help us all

    • @smithynoir9980
      @smithynoir9980 6 місяців тому

      Human Evolution is dead and we killed it

    • @goodstuff8156
      @goodstuff8156 6 місяців тому +1

      It’s j-j-j-j-joever

    • @joe77andino
      @joe77andino 5 місяців тому +17

      Yeah that a scary thought , that a dude out there didn't mind tapping *Jabba the Hutt* 🤢

    • @mutexin
      @mutexin 5 місяців тому +2

      Whut? No way.

    • @Frank_144
      @Frank_144 5 місяців тому +2

      nooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @FryJayPhilip
    @FryJayPhilip 3 місяці тому +2

    i was also addicted to soda for years...
    then one day i radically switched to water.
    it only took a week and now water tastes the best and soda simply disgusting KEKW

    • @rhysm.5915
      @rhysm.5915 3 місяці тому

      Same. I did switch to water with flavor packets added (basically sugar-free kool-aid) at first, but now I don't touch the stuff. Water and reasonable amounts of black coffee/tea are all I'll drink now, anything sweet is gross.

    • @mikescorpio13
      @mikescorpio13 2 місяці тому

      switch from poisonous water to Pepsi 30 years ago and never looked back.4 cans a day never been more in shape.I dont know how drinking sodies is turning some people into ogres but whatever its their problem.

  • @dridda9117
    @dridda9117 9 місяців тому +1

    the guy in chat who said Patchwerk lmaooooooooooo

  • @silverswordsaint9425
    @silverswordsaint9425 9 місяців тому

    Is there a full video of this?

  • @nandoginkaku7610
    @nandoginkaku7610 9 місяців тому +8

    I can't remember the last time I had a soda. I remember as a kid being so thirsty and water refreshed me much better than anything with sugar that I just never bothered with soda again. Love water with the occasional lemon in it though

    • @TyrianHaze
      @TyrianHaze 9 місяців тому +1

      Mineral water is pretty refreshing. 0 Calories.

    • @andrzejwysocki609
      @andrzejwysocki609 9 місяців тому

      for real, i bought a case of dr pepper like months ago and i still have cans left, i never know when to break one out lol

    • @AA-BB
      @AA-BB 9 місяців тому +2

      Sick brag dog

    • @MrCmon113
      @MrCmon113 9 місяців тому

      Wait until you discover beer.

  • @Michael-fi8kb
    @Michael-fi8kb 9 місяців тому +23

    I admit all of that is kind of precious in a way. I’m sure they have big hearts to match and I’m happy the doctor seems to actually be *caring* for them.
    Bless their constipated hearts

    • @DylanVA
      @DylanVA 9 місяців тому

      These two are scammers, they've faked one of them being in a medical emergency to get support money, among other things

    • @faller006
      @faller006 8 місяців тому

      I think from a recent update it showed that they're actually losing weight

  • @mandalorianroby2542
    @mandalorianroby2542 8 місяців тому

    - and how much do you think you drink of that?
    - yes

  • @DrDolan2000
    @DrDolan2000 9 місяців тому

    "Eight to ten cans?"
    No. Lakes

  • @jesfest
    @jesfest 4 місяці тому +7

    At some point, I heard soda being described as a "dessert drink", and so I've treated it that way ever since. Though it's not like I had a problem rationing it out to begin with.

  • @JoshuaJayMusic
    @JoshuaJayMusic 9 місяців тому +11

    The scary part I don't see anyone talking about isn't their weight, it's their mental development. They seem to have the mental capacity of a small child. Covering your ears and saying lalala is toddler behavior. Their demeanor alone shows severe lack of intelligence.
    100% the parents fault, they did nothing to educate them, like saying soda cancels a 'a sugar'.

  • @doopness785
    @doopness785 9 місяців тому +1

    Waters not so bad if you have a sip of Dr. Pepper as a chaser.

  • @justseven3487
    @justseven3487 9 місяців тому

    The way she got excited after "sodies" were mentioned. 😂

  • @darkin1484
    @darkin1484 9 місяців тому +3

    The good thing is that they will never go missing! Noone can kidnap that weight anyway and if u couldn't tell already, these 2 dont move a lot. Probably only to the fridge and back. Also you only need one thing to find them. Just shake a can of soda and some fries and they'll come rolling down to you wherever you may be. Worst case u can just satelite check their unique geographic coordinates on their buttcracks. Its got its own unique area code and time zone.