We Spent the Day at Asmongold’s House

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  • @steakandeggspod
    @steakandeggspod  7 місяців тому +553

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    • @TheBoyNinja
      @TheBoyNinja 7 місяців тому +1

      the worst part of this travesty is normalizing it for the sheeple watching this...

    • @masterchiefy830
      @masterchiefy830 7 місяців тому +18

      Make a day CLEANING ASMON's HOUSE!

    • @aaad3552
      @aaad3552 7 місяців тому

      ua-cam.com/video/owdIu28KTBI/v-deo.htmlsi=ffJqphHN9O8B43R_

    • @AlbertoMartinez765
      @AlbertoMartinez765 7 місяців тому

      he one of those people who has that problem w things changing everything needs to be exactly like it was, Both Emi and Techtone have offered to Pay for cleaners to come and take care of things and he has refused..the man is worth Over 3 Million Dollars but due to his gaming addiction and whatever else he has it's not going to happen and idiots in the comments think that this is great and He's "Being Real" instead of mentally Ill. Its SAD@@masterchiefy830

    • @RPRsChannel
      @RPRsChannel 7 місяців тому +11

      *_Dr.Jordan Petersen isn't even dead and he's rotating in his grave from watching this._*

  • @Shraknel
    @Shraknel 7 місяців тому +12043

    Asmon is the only person who can somehow look more homeless inside his house than when he's outside

    • @RomShalfey
      @RomShalfey 7 місяців тому +139

      Thats so true lol

    • @stadtbekanntertunichtgut
      @stadtbekanntertunichtgut 7 місяців тому +143

      I always thought Asmon looks like a homeless man or someone who has lived in the deepest woods ca. 150 years ago.

    • @7ktTube
      @7ktTube 7 місяців тому +24

      😂😂 This comment made my whole year!!

    • @5ilentDisco
      @5ilentDisco 7 місяців тому +6

      So true, and fkn Hilarious !! LMFAO 🤣

    • @relentlesspeace14
      @relentlesspeace14 7 місяців тому +1

      Where have I never seen this comment before

  • @hex1c
    @hex1c 7 місяців тому +8927

    This explains why Asmon is never sick. His antibodies are level 9000

    • @traductus3337
      @traductus3337 7 місяців тому +511

      He's more like a nurgling, like in a constant state of being and been around of of illness, but instead of suffering from it, he lives from it, down right to enjoing it.

    • @niklasw1956
      @niklasw1956 7 місяців тому +206

      That's his secret, he's always sick!

    • @nathanthompson5736
      @nathanthompson5736 7 місяців тому +75

      It's actually his own bacteria that are level 9000

    • @TENthe10th
      @TENthe10th 7 місяців тому +70

      Or even the germs are to disgusted by his living conditions and rather go somewhere else.

    • @beachassbynon1123
      @beachassbynon1123 7 місяців тому +45

      them germs fear asmon lmao

  • @Sharkbayy
    @Sharkbayy 2 місяці тому +1587

    “The ice is moldy” i didnt know that was possible

    • @user-tw3uv2cj8y
      @user-tw3uv2cj8y Місяць тому +36

      Very common , condensation = mold

    • @dsplz7274
      @dsplz7274 Місяць тому +1

      @@user-tw3uv2cj8yits not very common lmfao your just a lazy 🐖

    • @djr3385
      @djr3385 Місяць тому +23

      @@user-tw3uv2cj8y yeah but usually Ice either melts before it can mold or it’s frozen in a freezer which prevents mold growth

    • @Yhorm
      @Yhorm Місяць тому +8

      @@djr3385 all fridges can get moldy ice if you dont take care of it or leave rotten food in the firdge

    • @Stew_Pid
      @Stew_Pid Місяць тому +18

      worked at Subway for a summer after high school. Someone complained about black flecks in their ice. Pulled the front of the drink dispenser off and there was mold all over the front of it and it was growing into the ice maker. That's one way it happens. The lack of care in the clean up of that disaster is why I never worked fast food again.

  • @Unlii
    @Unlii 9 днів тому +160

    "Do you have smoke alarms?"
    "What?"
    Killed me

  • @dydrath
    @dydrath 7 місяців тому +17751

    i fear not the man who cooks 1000 different steaks, i fear the man who cooked 1 steak 1000 times

    • @Afdch
      @Afdch 7 місяців тому +229

      The same piece of meat

    • @GizmosGameLounge
      @GizmosGameLounge 7 місяців тому +70

      underrated comment

    • @SCRKT007
      @SCRKT007 7 місяців тому +93

      Steak refined a thousand times to perfection

    • @daroaminggnome
      @daroaminggnome 7 місяців тому

      Yet the mother fucker still doesn't know how to get a sear on it

    • @on9999999ify
      @on9999999ify 7 місяців тому +34

      no one can make Asmon's steak as good as Asmon

  • @GetSheckedGS
    @GetSheckedGS 7 місяців тому +7515

    They could have a whole OTK event just cleaning Asmons house.

    • @silverhawkroman
      @silverhawkroman 7 місяців тому +642

      Extreme Home Makeover: Hermit Gamer Edition!

    • @gorrvaskr5963
      @gorrvaskr5963 7 місяців тому +407

      charity stream

    • @badman2733
      @badman2733 7 місяців тому +122

      There has to be some TOS shit hidden in there. It’s simply too much to not be therw

    • @brodyash
      @brodyash 7 місяців тому +193

      they should do it and come back a year later to see how fucked up it gets lol

    • @TimHoekstra
      @TimHoekstra 7 місяців тому +1

      Losers of the mak'gora gotta clean that shit

  • @AntiMaxer
    @AntiMaxer Місяць тому +552

    14:00 imagine the first time to see your neighbor in 10 years and hes in pajama pants swinging a sword

    • @christianbrown1210
      @christianbrown1210 22 дні тому +6

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @thisismyspout
      @thisismyspout 21 день тому +17

      I'd like to be remembered this way by humanity

    • @Sensei_gojo
      @Sensei_gojo 16 днів тому +1

      A little off topic but I saw emi’s PJs and I was freakin out cause I had those same exact pants

    • @krejziks3398
      @krejziks3398 2 дні тому +1

      idk why this comment made me lol so much, but this reminds of my neighbour who thought i was overseas for 3 years when i was actually a NEET, gaming whole nights and sleeping most of the day.

  • @wyllowamnesty7230
    @wyllowamnesty7230 Місяць тому +255

    "oh thats not black mold. an opossum broke in through the lights"
    Bro just says it like thats normal

  • @user-xd6ep4xv7e
    @user-xd6ep4xv7e 7 місяців тому +5315

    A person who throws away the dead rats before their guests arrive is a true host 😊

    • @devonwilliams2423
      @devonwilliams2423 7 місяців тому +386

      actually the rats just went to their room to watch tv while asmon has friends over

    • @Jeffdachefz
      @Jeffdachefz 7 місяців тому +77

      or the steaks are the rats.

    • @thunderborn3231
      @thunderborn3231 7 місяців тому +30

      honeslty, his place is a pretty typical southern home. its just hella small so everything is stacked ontop of itself.

    • @tescobakery1927
      @tescobakery1927 7 місяців тому +16

      @@thunderborn3231 Small? I live in a 269 square feet (25 square meter) apartment and I still have bunch of empty space

    • @thedeveIoper
      @thedeveIoper 7 місяців тому +6

      @@tescobakery1927 I live in a 18 square meter apartment, big enough for one person, and affordable because Norway is expensive af

  • @Stenddo
    @Stenddo 7 місяців тому +1493

    No drug addiction. No disability. Just straight gamer. This man is an anomaly they should make a HBO documentary about him.

    • @kokoman4
      @kokoman4 7 місяців тому +127

      Game addiction tho. Nothing special about it, happens everyday.

    • @ThePaviliongamer
      @ThePaviliongamer 7 місяців тому +52

      You can visit any core WOW Gamer and you have the exact same way of living

    • @kzuv7615
      @kzuv7615 7 місяців тому +93

      ​@@ThePaviliongamerthe difference is he is a millionaire he could hire cleaners or maid like most streamers

    • @Trabsol
      @Trabsol 7 місяців тому +185

      @@kzuv7615 yep and the fact he doesn't and chooses to live like this is a sign of major depression. He needs help, serious help.

    • @waffles8664
      @waffles8664 7 місяців тому +41

      He has Autism

  • @Movie_Games
    @Movie_Games Місяць тому +169

    Asmongold's fridge defies science and turns vinegar back into wine.

  • @MrShady2099
    @MrShady2099 27 днів тому +149

    when emiru was about to bring the paper towerl and asmon said "youre literally wearing pants" it confused me for a solid 15 minutes before i understood meant to use the pants to whipe her hands...

    • @SM-vb8fj
      @SM-vb8fj 21 день тому +7

      So gross

    • @Muhluri
      @Muhluri 20 днів тому +8

      Fucking hell

    • @legionreaver
      @legionreaver 14 днів тому +13

      That's what pockets are for.... what.

    • @Gadottinho
      @Gadottinho 13 днів тому +3

      Lmaoooo

  • @Steamroller-ot2gm
    @Steamroller-ot2gm 7 місяців тому +2041

    asmon is the only creator that will never have to worry about creepy stalker fans or enemies, those people gotta compete with raccoons, insects, opossum, and other dangers that lurk in his walls and backyard before facing a lich lord wielding a great sword. It literally sounds like a dungeon boss lair 🤣

    • @donew1thita11
      @donew1thita11 7 місяців тому +46

      Lmao

    • @novaquinn5323
      @novaquinn5323 7 місяців тому +119

      its Texas too, Asmon has several fire arms. Soo

    • @TWHowl
      @TWHowl 7 місяців тому +61

      Yeah but just IMAGINE how weird Asmons stalker must be 😰

    • @Artanis667
      @Artanis667 7 місяців тому +33

      @@TWHowl I'm inclined to think if he had any stalkers, they're on a mission because they misunderstood his troll-bait hot takes lol

    • @valtterivitikka445
      @valtterivitikka445 7 місяців тому +1

      LMAO

  • @Gaudrix
    @Gaudrix 7 місяців тому +2209

    Asmon's house is like a Dark Souls game. Things just find their place and never get touched until you happen upon it years later and it is rich with environmental story telling.

    • @grogueQ
      @grogueQ 7 місяців тому +128

      I wonder if there are any illusory walls.

    • @aquaicecold5521
      @aquaicecold5521 7 місяців тому +82

      @@grogueQ ofcourse there is if you just jump enough the floor would break and enter the basement

    • @jimbla4747
      @jimbla4747 7 місяців тому +31

      @@grogueQ only for racoons

    • @TheJumpingJake
      @TheJumpingJake 7 місяців тому +17

      Hahahaha, my hearing aid fell out laughing at this

    • @pogget4538
      @pogget4538 7 місяців тому +25

      the entire house is the swamp area, instant poison debuff

  • @FirstLast-qj1gs
    @FirstLast-qj1gs 21 день тому +119

    idk if anyone reads the comments on this anymore but i wanted to say i empathise. I lost my own mom to cancer in 2021 and it destroyed me, I was a full time carer to her and the strong woman who raised me faded away right in front of me, and it traumatised me too. I'd never seen death so up close and it haunted me. I had regrets and questions and i had to deal with it all at once, funeral planning and contacting businesses about her passing, it was all too much. I became a hermit and lived in a hoard mess. My room was top to bottom trash. I could barely walk through it. Everyday when i walked in there was a curtain of flies i had to battle and spray. I was living off of soda and plastic forks too. I used one bowl i only washed when it was really bad. I had take out food everyday that just made me feel even shitter. And people ask how do you live like that? And the answer is; i just ignored it. It was a blank space in my head, i ignored it until i couldnt open the door properly anymore. Some things happened in life and i needed to change so one day i got some bin bags and just picked it up put it in.i repeated it like a mantra "pick it up put it in" and i did that until all the trash was gone. and it was hard and it took days. Then my boyfriend came over and helped deep clean the rest of the house (we were long distance). I couldnt have gotten out of that hole on my own and you seem to have people that care and love you. Its ok to reach out, no man is an island is what i learned when my mom passed, Ive always been an introvert and wanted to be alone but now i see the importance of having people in your life. Its not a weakness to ask for help, it takes a strong person to keep going. And now i look back to how i used to live and it feels like a fever dream. The room im in now is clean, its unreal how bad it was. But its now a weight off my shoulder and im doing a lot better. I'm not a fan of Asmongold, i dont watch your streams but you're still a human being and you deserve to be happy. I just wanted to write this in case anyone in a similar situation needs it, you can climb out of the hole. It will be hard, but once you're out you'll be free.

    • @BlacklightRebellion
      @BlacklightRebellion 15 днів тому +2

      🙏

    • @GaZonk100
      @GaZonk100 12 днів тому

      look up 'Richard of Westcott'

    • @jravenx
      @jravenx 12 днів тому

    • @vamparaz
      @vamparaz 11 днів тому

      Amen

    • @deekj3860
      @deekj3860 10 днів тому

      I lived like that for 4 years maybe then I had to go teach in a school in a fatherland national service scheme and that's where I'm at presently. I just want to go back to that life so I don't have to deal with society anymore and I can do what I want without people trying to intrude into my life.

  • @Beej9917
    @Beej9917 2 місяці тому +23

    “Yeah those are brownies from last Valentine’s Day… let’s just put those back in there “ 😂😂😂

  • @Mitchewith2ls
    @Mitchewith2ls 7 місяців тому +1937

    No matter how much Asmond tries to warn people of his goblin nature, no one can ever truly be prepared.

    • @peeko_luxx2873
      @peeko_luxx2873 7 місяців тому +35

      And yet, I somehow knew exactly what his house would look like. Not shit talking, used to be very goblin like back in my early 20s.. 😂👍

    • @Caio-ow5tm
      @Caio-ow5tm 7 місяців тому +21

      crazy how the gaming room is the most organised one

    • @risinghonor7
      @risinghonor7 7 місяців тому +7

      Idk man I've seen many a house and asmongolds digs actually aren't that not normal

    • @DFlaminberry
      @DFlaminberry 3 місяці тому +1

      I mean unless you've lived in a similar/worse situation then it feels normal.

    • @Atom224
      @Atom224 Місяць тому

      @@peeko_luxx2873 How did you manage to get out of the rut? Asking for a friend.

  • @PerfectionHunter
    @PerfectionHunter 7 місяців тому +2873

    I would pay good money for a 20 part series to see this house cleaned out, renovated and all this trophies and nice stuff put on walls etc.

    • @seagrey75
      @seagrey75 7 місяців тому +181

      I agree, he deserves it.

    • @RagnarokPKXD
      @RagnarokPKXD 7 місяців тому +115

      I disagree. That's your opinion. Projecting your views onto others

    • @Zwolly
      @Zwolly 7 місяців тому +28

      Asmon's thoughts in his About My House Tour video align with what @RagnarokPKXD
      said about projecting.
      It's not what I, or many other people, would want. It's what Asmon wants. Leave him be.

    • @senfdame528
      @senfdame528 7 місяців тому +64

      @@RagnarokPKXD bro you gotta chill xD

    • @malakash4716
      @malakash4716 7 місяців тому +13

      i think he get heart attack if some1 do that to his house.

  • @yukiotanaka3646
    @yukiotanaka3646 Місяць тому +35

    I love how humble Asmond is.

  • @Wixkdd
    @Wixkdd 28 днів тому +36

    wait, dude said "this is my childhood room" So meaning he has lived in that house for a very long time. I think there is a lot more to the iceberg than what i initially thought

    • @makytondr8607
      @makytondr8607 10 днів тому +5

      Yeah, watching this video feels like going to my friend’s house 20+ years ago. Him going around in his pj’s, playing with a sword and all the random goodies or garbage everywhere. Really sad.

  • @wndyd95
    @wndyd95 7 місяців тому +2149

    Looking at Asmon's house is like visiting an abandoned building in Fallout. The environment tells a story

    • @LOLLOL-kg4dz
      @LOLLOL-kg4dz 7 місяців тому +9

      are u forget hes break up with sexy girl ,and thats make him like this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @RosefMudson1414
      @RosefMudson1414 7 місяців тому +3

      is it a coincidence they're both wearing pjs or

    • @clarenceoveur9497
      @clarenceoveur9497 7 місяців тому +2

      At first I thought this was a bit but this is actually his house 😲 What is going on with him, depression or something? Someone care to explain? YT recommended this video, never seen the guy before, hope he's well.

    • @LOLLOL-kg4dz
      @LOLLOL-kg4dz 7 місяців тому +7

      more like visiting baker family from resident evil 7 💀💀💀 im surprised he didnt lock emiru in basement then finish tectone n cameraman 😭😭 🤣🤣🤣 and lets not asking what meat he serves 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣

    • @yeir7cnf
      @yeir7cnf 7 місяців тому +13

      @@clarenceoveur9497 The guy is probably in the top 10 streamers on twitch + youtube video game content. he lives like that while making millions of dollars streaming from his pc.

  • @Dacamster101
    @Dacamster101 7 місяців тому +2212

    The amount of times Emiru stared in silent disbelief was amazing

    • @Zoey--
      @Zoey-- 7 місяців тому +116

      Haunted 1000 mile stare.

    • @TulkasMight
      @TulkasMight 7 місяців тому +87

      After the brownies got me😂

    • @TheRedRaven_
      @TheRedRaven_ 7 місяців тому +70

      And that’s her boss, lmao

    • @TheStonedHermit
      @TheStonedHermit 7 місяців тому +88

      She looked genuinely concerned

    • @happybuggy1582
      @happybuggy1582 7 місяців тому +49

      “I work for this guy?”

  • @Vanirvis
    @Vanirvis Місяць тому +22

    *Emi picks up paper towels*
    Asmongold, hostile: “What do you need those for?? You’re literally wearing pants!”

  • @Pacifica_909
    @Pacifica_909 2 місяці тому +18

    Damn that's crazy. I let my dishes pile up too sometimes but after a certain level i tell myself "okay it's time to clean up around here"

  • @mp6732
    @mp6732 5 місяців тому +2692

    Everyone talking about Asmon's house but no one talks how nice his friends are.

    • @lumpystilskin5367
      @lumpystilskin5367 5 місяців тому +160

      I would laugh my ass off, but at the same time tell him to clean his house

    • @meurumtrain4747
      @meurumtrain4747 5 місяців тому +61

      @@lumpystilskin5367dude could afford a nice ass house of he wished or get an apartment worth 3k and have no problem
      Paying it.

    • @EGreeneConversations
      @EGreeneConversations 5 місяців тому +105

      @@lumpystilskin5367 id just come over there and start cleaning. I know what it feels like to live in that kind of environment and it's almost a weight off the shoulders to have someone help you clean up without judgement.

    • @jeffelwart7948
      @jeffelwart7948 5 місяців тому +28

      Honestly not sure how that house isn’t condemned… millionaire who lives like that is disgusting. I love asmon but damn dude. I wonder what his neighbors think. Is that McCool. And that girls is smoking hot

    • @ForBraig
      @ForBraig 5 місяців тому

      ​@@jeffelwart7948close your jaw lol

  • @Warbrain89
    @Warbrain89 7 місяців тому +3190

    I’m actually surprised asmon let you guys film his house

    • @sydneystar14
      @sydneystar14 7 місяців тому +113

      exactly what i was thinking too

    • @kianschoeman6574
      @kianschoeman6574 7 місяців тому +437

      I'm not surprised in fact I was waiting for it to happen
      Asmon is not ashamed of his lifestyle

    • @Nox1234567891011
      @Nox1234567891011 7 місяців тому +21

      guess hes moving soon

    • @imlewishehe
      @imlewishehe 7 місяців тому +106

      Why wouldn't he? He's shown his house before, and he's certainly not ashamed to show it

    • @imlewishehe
      @imlewishehe 7 місяців тому +1

      @@Nox1234567891011 Nah, his ass is dying in that house

  • @tac7288
    @tac7288 2 місяці тому +295

    I'm really hoping no one pretends that this is okay. Genuinely this is disgusting and concerning.

    • @SM-vb8fj
      @SM-vb8fj 22 дні тому +10

      Literally

    • @chrisdarkness2334
      @chrisdarkness2334 20 днів тому

      Doesn't matter if he is lucky

    • @Muhluri
      @Muhluri 20 днів тому +21

      He's a millionaire. Why doesn't he hire a full time cleaner? I know people who make 100x less than him but have a maid

    • @Wolfsheim23
      @Wolfsheim23 20 днів тому +28

      Nah it's bad but people live MUCH worse.. look at horders. He eats well and makes a ton of money and he's happy and HONEST about his life. That is worth a lot! He's also a genuinely nice humble guy which many people are evil narcissist's. Probably like yourself. So much better to be like Asmongold. He also doesn't seem to be a drug addict which is great. His life is fine. A slob but not bad.

    • @carlosmunoz7492
      @carlosmunoz7492 20 днів тому +5

      @@Wolfsheim23 He is a Sugar addict

  • @cedricquilal-lan1616
    @cedricquilal-lan1616 28 днів тому +15

    I feel bad for the robbers who'll stumble in this house.

  • @acapkali
    @acapkali 7 місяців тому +1681

    Now I can see why, no mere mortal can live with Asmongold.

    • @gearhead417
      @gearhead417 7 місяців тому +133

      Izzy sure did try

    • @762x69
      @762x69 7 місяців тому +177

      God bless Izzy for even trying 😂

    • @NoName1462
      @NoName1462 7 місяців тому +141

      @@gearhead417 she really did, multiple times even, actually massive props to her, probably the one who got him to change the most too, he never used to change his bedsheets before her for example

    • @Bedrick
      @Bedrick 7 місяців тому +38

      @@NoName1462 You better believe he still doesn't lol

    • @keller_
      @keller_ 7 місяців тому +27

      @@Bedrick she taught him to do that before girls come over at least, which is better than nothing I guess

  • @TheTrueMilery
    @TheTrueMilery 7 місяців тому +1164

    It’s actually amazing that you can pick up any object in that house, and asmon can tell you a story about that objects life

    • @Bayofthe91st
      @Bayofthe91st 7 місяців тому +136

      it's like a living '90s click-based crime-solving game

    • @DeathHornDisst
      @DeathHornDisst 7 місяців тому +177

      Typical hoarding mentality. Everything has a meaning, potential purpose, or memory attached to it.

    • @darreneddy3154
      @darreneddy3154 7 місяців тому +34

      Every single hoarder I've seen on TV or met in real life is like this.

    • @anejtomazic5423
      @anejtomazic5423 7 місяців тому

      Hoarding mental disability. Sad to see. Hope friends can convince him to move from this shithole

    • @Djuntas
      @Djuntas 7 місяців тому +1

      Asmon took FOMO to IRL. He could prolly look at a used tomanto can and say it serves a point.

  • @Gamfluent
    @Gamfluent 2 місяці тому +28

    I have ADHD and semi depressed and a very messy room due to the reasons listed above
    After barely even watching 0:05 seconds of this vid I have decided I am no longer deoressed and gonna start taking aderall
    How does one man sleep like this

  • @raccoonpeddler6730
    @raccoonpeddler6730 Місяць тому +16

    saddest part for me is that my partner is a hoarder and if it weren't for me throwing a fit every now and then this is exactly how my house would look in fact it practically looked like that not long ago until i took it into my own hands .and my 9 yo son is exactly like zack as in he dowsnt want his stuff cleaned up he just wants to live in it so it kinda hits hard for me ngl and gives me a good idea of what a future of them could look like when i'm gone

    • @karma5321
      @karma5321 14 днів тому +1

      your partner should look into getting therapy, i think that helps with hoarders, best of luck! hope the situation becomes easier for the both of you :)

    • @raccoonpeddler6730
      @raccoonpeddler6730 14 днів тому +1

      @@karma5321 its kind of a difficult topic but at least she is starting to realise something is wrong and we are slowly throwing stuff out

    • @shaynelowe9604
      @shaynelowe9604 12 днів тому +1

      Do we have the same partner? She cried when I made her throw out items in a box she forgot she owned... like cables and old text books, and other odds and ends. She's getting better, but without me, the place would look like asmongolds in no time.

    • @raccoonpeddler6730
      @raccoonpeddler6730 12 днів тому

      @@shaynelowe9604 we both are called shayne so maybe we live paralel lives 😂 if she's called jessica then its really scary lol

    • @shaynelowe9604
      @shaynelowe9604 12 днів тому +1

      @@raccoonpeddler6730 That's funny, hello Shayne! Her name is Kathy and she was born in China ;)

  • @captaincaspian9123
    @captaincaspian9123 7 місяців тому +667

    This man is the real life Smaug. He is incredibly rich and lives in a cave surrounded by his treasure.

    • @jrchickenbone
      @jrchickenbone 7 місяців тому +6

      😂😂😂

    • @ant13ducks
      @ant13ducks 7 місяців тому +1

      shhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @riddik79
      @riddik79 7 місяців тому +14

      You call that treasures?!?!?!?!

    • @stalehuman7585
      @stalehuman7585 7 місяців тому

      @@riddik79 his treasure

    • @littlewigglemonster7691
      @littlewigglemonster7691 7 місяців тому +21

      You mean trash right

  • @xSwagnarok
    @xSwagnarok 5 місяців тому +616

    "there's black mold down there dude"
    "No a possum came through the ceiling"
    Wtf is going on lol

    • @bigsavv2663
      @bigsavv2663 4 місяці тому +10

      LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @olfan92
      @olfan92 2 місяці тому +1

      no wonder with the smell of all the food leftovers.

  • @mindaugasguobys9579
    @mindaugasguobys9579 2 місяці тому +8

    His house looks like Baker Home from Resident Evil 7.

  • @PlsGiveBeans
    @PlsGiveBeans Місяць тому +3

    16:44 for my magic fans. Top left corner of the page, The big OG Cromat! Boy oh boy was cromat a ducking decent card!! Miss that card so much!

  • @leafington
    @leafington 7 місяців тому +911

    I'm 1 minute in and im already starting to deep clean my house

    • @greenvendetta88
      @greenvendetta88 7 місяців тому +70

      Makes me feel much better about mine.

    • @PlaymeoffSia
      @PlaymeoffSia 7 місяців тому +47

      gonna go do the same, getting my life together from now on

    • @Tazeeeee
      @Tazeeeee 7 місяців тому +18

      @@PlaymeoffSiayou got this man

    • @carborundum72
      @carborundum72 7 місяців тому +16

      I'm 2 minutes in and I have an urge to take a shower.

    • @acesupercollector
      @acesupercollector 7 місяців тому +1

      female?

  • @bobsucks9647
    @bobsucks9647 7 місяців тому +1991

    Absolutely insane when you consider this man’s a millionaire

    • @xctkillaprodigyx2586
      @xctkillaprodigyx2586 7 місяців тому +221

      this is how you Stay a millionaire!

    • @nonya7954
      @nonya7954 7 місяців тому +1

      @@xctkillaprodigyx2586 nahhh you can live clean for cheap, its just not being a dirty fuck

    • @davidb3848
      @davidb3848 7 місяців тому +190

      @@xctkillaprodigyx2586 by being down right nasty no tf it's not my parents are rich and they don't live like this

    • @peepoos
      @peepoos 7 місяців тому +191

      I really don't understand because even if he's super lazy he has enough money to literally hire cleaners to keep it clean 24/7 without having to move a finger

    • @JustEPIC19
      @JustEPIC19 7 місяців тому +61

      ​@@peepooshe doesn't want random people in his house, which is understandable to be fair. He's also said they would move a lot of stuff without him knowing where it all went which he also doesn't want.

  • @Linkforlife199
    @Linkforlife199 День тому

    Love how Emiru is trying to be nice by saying stuff like "it looks ... cozy"
    Tectone: "There's no way a guy would eat shit for 10, 12 years." That face Asmon made was pure gold.

  • @AChunkyDog
    @AChunkyDog 2 дні тому +2

    I feel so much better about my house.

  • @LiterallyFishy
    @LiterallyFishy 7 місяців тому +735

    The reason this episode is 22 minutes long is because thats how long emi and teccy could last before needing to refill on breathable air

    • @logirex
      @logirex 7 місяців тому +19

      That is a proper horror show

    • @silverhawkroman
      @silverhawkroman 7 місяців тому +1

      They could have sold it to Hoarders for a fat check but they were so kind to give it out for free

    • @euphoricdespair
      @euphoricdespair 7 місяців тому +9

      Nah, it's because that's how long he could tolerate having people in his house.

    • @TheLeviathan1293
      @TheLeviathan1293 7 місяців тому

      10 minutes. They had to go out after that.

    • @mirakati4329
      @mirakati4329 7 місяців тому +4

      Just tectone remember emi went back for gacha pulls

  • @ovinophile
    @ovinophile 7 місяців тому +533

    In a way Asmon is living his dream. The sadness comes from the unstoppable progression of time. I don’t think I could mentally handle still being in my childhood home, alone, after my mom had passed. I hope he stays well and his friends look after him.

    • @vutsxx
      @vutsxx 7 місяців тому +50

      Thats the problem, holding on to a time that already has passed. Life goes on, he can cherish these moments, preseverving this house, but he can live elsewhere.

    • @marceelino
      @marceelino 7 місяців тому +4

      That's not true at all. Such a selfish way of living.

    • @Artanis667
      @Artanis667 7 місяців тому +3

      @@PumpScience Well ya know, it's like if something is working really well, why change? I don't think he's moving until something happens where he feels he has no choice

    • @TenorAltom
      @TenorAltom 7 місяців тому +4

      ​@@PumpScience if I recall, recently he mentioned that he is in fact not doing ok. His dad is having problems.

    • @lomansjourney1708
      @lomansjourney1708 7 місяців тому +1

      Very insightful take. He needs friends like Techy and Emi who come over and play tgt like teenagers but as adults

  • @designedmind
    @designedmind 2 місяці тому +3

    “Do you ever watch a steamer and you’re like, ‘this is just a character’… this is crazy to me”
    This video is making me cry. I truly believed that Asmondgold was an act.
    I still think, “no, it’s not possible, this must be a set design”.
    Honestly, I’m confused.

  • @Jekani
    @Jekani 7 місяців тому +549

    Simultaneously not as bad and worse than what I was expecting. Him even allowing this to happen shows progress. It’s clear you guys care for him and I look forward to the “We cleaned Asmongold’s Lair” OTK stream.

    • @xXPhoenixAloneXx
      @xXPhoenixAloneXx 7 місяців тому +14

      I want to like this a million fold. I know he is comfortable living in this home as is AND I know if someone came in to clean or fix it up to a "livable" (can't say it's not) clean home it'll be a big deal... from whatbibe heard it seems he's happy but also in the same sense he deeply kowns it can be "better". Amen to him tho. We all know it all reflex his upbringing.

    • @gregorymifsud5389
      @gregorymifsud5389 7 місяців тому +1

      im pretty sure he wouldnt like that

    • @jagildown
      @jagildown 7 місяців тому

      Yeah it's not that bad sure it's a bit messy but it's just a matter of a cleaning day no big deal. People are overreacting I'm sure plenty of them are more messy than that.

    • @simonwinn8757
      @simonwinn8757 7 місяців тому +18

      @@jagildown Trust me when I say this, I done professional cleaning and that house is not just a cleaning day. Every room has to be striped down, all the items have to be sorted into whats trash, the surfaces have to be bleached. If we count all the house repairs as well, I'm looking at well over a week of work.

    • @jagildown
      @jagildown 7 місяців тому +3

      ​@@simonwinn8757 Who gives a fuck about professional cleaning or repairs it's not like he's selling the house... just taking the garbage out vacuum and steam here and there that's ok to live in a house that's not shiny clean

  • @Khaozreigns
    @Khaozreigns 7 місяців тому +553

    If you're planning to defeat the Asmonlair raid you're gonna need mold resist on your gear, insecticide for the trash mobs, and equip your gas masks for the deeper parts of the dungeon.

    • @f0li0_
      @f0li0_ 7 місяців тому +10

      🤣

    • @j6x_3
      @j6x_3 7 місяців тому +16

      i love this, but fr asmon this aint ight my boi,

    • @Sx-xy2zi
      @Sx-xy2zi 7 місяців тому +4

      Mold resist cracked me up

    • @searklarak
      @searklarak 7 місяців тому +7

      you also need insanity resistance (cloak preferred)

    • @zitchdog4081
      @zitchdog4081 7 місяців тому +11

      If you defeat Asmongold on mythic difficulty he drops the Spectral molded tiger

  • @ColdGhost01
    @ColdGhost01 4 дні тому

    You gotta love that mad lad.
    It seems like he lost control and yet sometimes you can't help but feel that he lives his life more conciously than most of us.

  • @Jbizzleeeeee
    @Jbizzleeeeee 11 днів тому +3

    He’s honestly living life so carefree. Disgusting place for sure. But at least he cozy asf in there lol

  • @MajorJefferson
    @MajorJefferson 7 місяців тому +472

    Notice how he washes the pan way more than he'd ever do it for himself.
    He clearly cares for the two and knows this isn't how others live.

    • @mastermill79
      @mastermill79 7 місяців тому +9

      Exactly! 😢

    • @TheGoatLocker
      @TheGoatLocker 7 місяців тому +62

      I honestly feel like it has a lot to do with his mom's passing (the condition of the home).

    • @woollster00
      @woollster00 7 місяців тому +18

      @@TheGoatLocker nah he has always lived like a goblin lol

    • @MajorJefferson
      @MajorJefferson 7 місяців тому +31

      @@TheGoatLocker it doesn't. Was like this before. His mother wasn't the cleanest person too

    • @scratchyboy_gaming
      @scratchyboy_gaming 7 місяців тому +50

      Yeah I watched this and I lowkey kinda feel sad for him. Like there a emotional attachment for him there where time stands still.

  • @PowerSynopsis
    @PowerSynopsis 7 місяців тому +949

    This guy probably has enough money to live like an actual king, but he chooses this. It amazes me. What an interesting fellow.

    • @gearhead417
      @gearhead417 7 місяців тому +81

      interesting is the word to use

    • @sanitychecktv
      @sanitychecktv 7 місяців тому +90

      At this point it's a part of his character, and as he says himself many times, "never break character".

    • @k94398
      @k94398 7 місяців тому +1

      Its called mental illness

    • @rainesaysdie863
      @rainesaysdie863 7 місяців тому

      @@madarah8533 "yeah, we bought a house together, sleep together, I let him fuck me sometimes, but im not actually gay it's just a funny bit im doing lol"

    • @thetrustysidekick3013
      @thetrustysidekick3013 7 місяців тому +176

      It's called trauma and mental health issues

  • @dinen2394
    @dinen2394 2 дні тому

    Tectone just calling every beat moments before it happens is crazy 💀

  • @Vetionarian
    @Vetionarian 22 дні тому +4

    "When we ran out of room in the trash can we would just buy a new trash can"
    "Ohh"
    😆

  • @ChrisRaposo_dare
    @ChrisRaposo_dare 7 місяців тому +321

    This is sad. I love Asmon, but the home is a shrine to his mom. Nothing has changed since she passed, other than decomposing. Love to you Asmon. I hope you win the demons you have left to defeat.

    • @spaceghost4161
      @spaceghost4161 7 місяців тому +7

      Yea well said

    • @oxsila
      @oxsila 7 місяців тому +13

      How is it sad knowing that he is content with very little? Actually nice knowing the guy is happy enough to show us his house tbh. Quit projecting so much shit on him and pretending like you mean well lmao

    • @MayJade001
      @MayJade001 7 місяців тому +116

      ​​​@@oxsilaYou can literally see that he's unhappy. No haircut in two plus years and he quit streaming on his main just to name two things. Anyone who knows just a little about mental health will understand that this is unhealthy. There's nothing wrong with wanting to keepsake things but if that were the case he would clean, put things up for display and throw away the shit he doesn't need. Instead he's stopped doing the dishes and just gets plastic ones instead. He hasn't changed anything about the house to make it "his" instead he's trying to preserve it the way it was. This is a museum of old memories and not a home.
      Edit: He's also stopped using shampoo as of recently which just adds another layer of him taking less care of himself than ever before.

    • @481coolking
      @481coolking 7 місяців тому +56

      ​@oxsila it's not projecting, it's the psychological. Well adjusted humans take care of themselves. If your hungry you find food. If your dirty you clean yourself. You naturally take care of yourself. People who lose basic hygiene are often signs of a troubled mind. You think I say this because I hate asmongold. I have watched asmongold for 5 years. I just want him to be healthy and happy because he deserves to be. He stuck in a home that is filled with the memories of his mother. How will he ever move past that if he can't heal

    • @rsmith8113
      @rsmith8113 7 місяців тому +67

      @@oxsilathat house screams depression and sadness.

  • @sharlockshacolmes9381
    @sharlockshacolmes9381 7 місяців тому +353

    The craziest part of this is learning that the streaming room is the most liveable room of the house

    • @Tallborn5
      @Tallborn5 7 місяців тому +44

      It's because a lot of people told him that the room looked disgusting back in the days and he eventually cleaned it. Now it's time for the rest of the house.

    • @D4RKMA7TER
      @D4RKMA7TER 7 місяців тому +1

      its cuz its where he mainly stays but its still fucked even if he slightly cleaned it. the only cleaning he really did was throw objects away.

  • @Gentleman...Driver
    @Gentleman...Driver Місяць тому +20

    I had instantly the urge to clean his house up. And by that I mean throwing away everything in there.

  • @justinspence3290
    @justinspence3290 25 днів тому +3

    "What do need paper towel for? You are literally wearing pants"
    ***Emiru, eyes widening slowly in horror***
    Mad respect for Asmongold for owning his 0 Fux and his 20+ Constitution

  • @theoriginalmre
    @theoriginalmre 7 місяців тому +655

    I think it's really nice of Emi and Tec to befriend this man who's fallen on hard times.

    • @Kidcrowley
      @Kidcrowley 7 місяців тому +30

      💀💀💀

    • @acesupercollector
      @acesupercollector 7 місяців тому +2

      looooool! silly goose.

    • @rsmith8113
      @rsmith8113 7 місяців тому +6

      Indeed, it’s a little touching

    • @d3-embro
      @d3-embro 7 місяців тому +6

      Warms my cold heart seeing it

    • @Tallborn5
      @Tallborn5 7 місяців тому +6

      Bro he has like 5 really good real life friends but I don't know why they never told him or maybe they did and Asmon is too stubborn to do anything.

  • @RobsRemixes
    @RobsRemixes 4 місяці тому +1913

    What’s truly insane is that Asmon might be one of, if not THE only multimillionaire who lives like this. Truly exceptional.

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 4 місяці тому +102

      Looking at his shitty house makes me think the dude isnt nearly as rich as i thought. That place looks like it could collapse on him in few years. Wonder how much does a maid cost in US if he doesnt want to have one.

    • @CallMeBuff
      @CallMeBuff 4 місяці тому +215

      For some reason I think this house is just a streaming house in case he gets swatted or such that way his actual home address never gets revealed cause mans smart so who knows

    • @jonathanmosher72
      @jonathanmosher72 4 місяці тому +129

      There's a lot more than you think. A LOT more. I know a lawyer who won a 12 million dollar lawsuit that lives in a cramped 1 bedroom apartment that is filthy except for the kitchen and bathroom. I also knew a very successful business owner that lived almost exactly like this, according to his son he had 2.5 million in the bank when he passed. Those are just 2 I've known in my own hometown.

    • @Jpow5734
      @Jpow5734 4 місяці тому

      ⁠@@Jebu911he’s literally one of the biggest twitch streamers ever and has been for years which obviously means he gets money from the people that are subscribed to him, donations and sponsors. He’s also a co owner of star forge gaming which is a very big and successful prebuilt pc company, he’s an owner of OTK which is a media organisation and he’s also a co founder of Mythic which is a talent management company that helps sponsor content creators and has a hand in the esport business so I would imagine he makes quite a lot of money. He’s talked many times about how he just doesn’t spend any of his money because he sees no reason to except spending it on food and things for gaming, he invests everything and has so much money that he doesn’t know what to do with it so he just does nothing because he likes how he lives already.

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 4 місяці тому +24

      @@jonathanmosher72 Well its kinda true mostly poor people like to look rich anyway. But the few millionaires i know do have maids to clean their houses.

  • @returnofbart_ttv
    @returnofbart_ttv Місяць тому +3

    His whole reasoning to not heating up the pan..😂😂😂

  • @DomoJeihMuPhEnlPh
    @DomoJeihMuPhEnlPh 2 місяці тому

    I looked back on Asmon's old YT Channel where he had videos uploaded up to 15 years ago and daaaaang the house almost didn't change then vs now.

  • @PokeAlan-Aristos
    @PokeAlan-Aristos 7 місяців тому +384

    This whole experience was otherworldly but when they started eating together and doing crazy shit in the garden. Man that was wholesome AF.

    • @alucardlied
      @alucardlied 7 місяців тому +13

      it was like going to your friends home and doing the exact same shit back in the day

    • @OneMediocreGamer
      @OneMediocreGamer 7 місяців тому +6

      @@alucardliedyeah I totally get what Teccy was saying with that. I don't even live in NA but somehow it's still exactly the same, it's that cozy feeling of when nothing else mattered and there was only doing shit in your mate's backyard to fill the day until lights out.

  • @scoobertdoo7728
    @scoobertdoo7728 7 місяців тому +346

    This was the day Tectone finally won me over. He’s a good dude.
    You can tell him and Emi care about Asmon but don’t want to step on his toes either.
    It’s his life he can do what he wants, but there are signs… there are definitely signs…

    • @chromasux2
      @chromasux2 7 місяців тому +50

      They may not want to step on his toes, but at what point do you intervene before he makes himself deadly sick? Or do you just let him spiral into oblivion? Having been rock bottom and in a similar situation, it took losing my home and everything to wake me up. I hope it doesn't take that for Asmon

    • @rsmith8113
      @rsmith8113 7 місяців тому +23

      @@chromasux2Sometimes you just help your friends. They will probably hate you for it first but if they your friend they will eventually understand

    • @ActuallyDontCare
      @ActuallyDontCare 7 місяців тому

      It's a tricky situation because he has money, he can live literally anywhere, idk sometimes all a person knows is home. Losing his mom probably made the house more sentimental to him, If I were him i'd just renovate the house.@@chromasux2

    • @ipayne18
      @ipayne18 7 місяців тому +5

      In a previous episode they told him he should hire maids and that was before visiting his house

    • @phillwelsh
      @phillwelsh 7 місяців тому +2

      ​@chromasux2 this man is well funded enough to never change and continue living this lifestyle

  • @michaelsilvers1260
    @michaelsilvers1260 28 днів тому +1

    I honestly think whoever the other dude is is a super good friend. He kept coming up with things to say about Asmons house that he loved when in reality there is nothing lovely about it. (And I am not judging. My house was almost identical a year and a half ago when I was going through severe depression and stayed that way up until about 8 months ago). Asmon is a good soul and thats all that matters, and his friend is a loyal one.

  • @richardmoss5546
    @richardmoss5546 Місяць тому

    I grew up in a house like this. Now im a clean person and my wife is OCD cleanly.
    Ill never go back to that. However i can understand how comfortable it is to life like that. You just adapt.
    The guy is happy and its his place. Good on him.

  • @benfrese3573
    @benfrese3573 7 місяців тому +447

    based on *personal* experience:
    To clean this he'd have to go through all this stuff and decide what to do with it, and that means he would have to confront himself with a lot of potentially bad memories.
    Especially that his mom died he would have to face (again) and there's most likely much more we do not know about. It's not just an act of cleaning up.

    • @ukleth
      @ukleth 7 місяців тому +34

      True ,
      You can not blame him not to throw away even a knife his mom was using.

    • @benfrese3573
      @benfrese3573 7 місяців тому +7

      @@ukleth That's not what I meant :)
      edit: +obviously

    • @ukleth
      @ukleth 7 місяців тому +3

      @@benfrese3573 i agree with your first statement

    • @benfrese3573
      @benfrese3573 7 місяців тому

      @@ukleth 🕊

    • @Lucas_Timothy
      @Lucas_Timothy 7 місяців тому +3

      Okay but could he not just pay for a service were they get rid of the stuff instead of him?

  • @meurumtrain4747
    @meurumtrain4747 5 місяців тому +1156

    I enjoy how Emiru couldn’t even pretend she wasn’t uncomfortable

    • @user-px8oh5ze5s
      @user-px8oh5ze5s 4 місяці тому +7

      Who?

    • @gafegofa
      @gafegofa 4 місяці тому +5

      Emiwho?

    • @jonder5125
      @jonder5125 2 місяці тому +6

      I think shes known as the forehead girl

    • @Gamfluent
      @Gamfluent 2 місяці тому +6

      Everyone high key looked uncomfortable, even tectone a dude who hose more then comfortable being a douche on the internet looked like he wanted to hold back some things

  • @skollybob
    @skollybob Місяць тому +1

    The Blackpool F.C. scarf has blown my box!!!

  • @ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind
    @ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind 7 місяців тому +401

    It seems like whenever you enter Asmonlair you seem to receive a debuff. While the boss of the Asmonlair is completely immune to the effect you will not last long unless you have stacked enough resilience.

    • @djohnsveress6616
      @djohnsveress6616 7 місяців тому +25

      Beef Jerky flavored Steak consumable buff, harvested from the lair you can craft the only protective solution

    • @acesupercollector
      @acesupercollector 7 місяців тому +6

      how much is enough though?

  • @gingemaister
    @gingemaister 7 місяців тому +1328

    I think this is an eye opener for people that didn't believe him when he said his house is a literal biohazard, I admire his honesty and acknowledgement of his living situation and he doesn't make any excuses whatsoever

    • @applespace150
      @applespace150 7 місяців тому +152

      and he has zero willingness to change the environment he lives in

    • @surprisinglyroomy
      @surprisinglyroomy 7 місяців тому +6

      I mean, it was almost entirely shit we’ve already seen…. pretty lackluster showing from a golden opportunity we never thought would happen

    • @ethun6563
      @ethun6563 7 місяців тому +36

      All it is, is an excuses lmao. You really think him saying idc if it's dirty isn't an excuse? Who cares if I care or not if my house is clean? It's the principle of the action, not just the action itself...

    • @surprisinglyroomy
      @surprisinglyroomy 7 місяців тому +40

      @@ethun6563 you make it sound like he’s a bad person, almost like it’s some real moral bad to not have his house cleaner….. chill out dude wtf 😭

    • @italianobergs
      @italianobergs 7 місяців тому +38

      I hope you guys are joking, his house a literal disaster, they ate steak out of a pan thats probably been sitting there for a week

  • @ThePryzmean
    @ThePryzmean Місяць тому

    As an old hermit, you made me feel so much better about my housekeeping skills. Thanks.

  • @mr.walkzz8987
    @mr.walkzz8987 Місяць тому +4

    Ready or Not should make a collaboration with Asmongold and make a mission of rescuing him in this house.

  • @djaf8550
    @djaf8550 7 місяців тому +606

    This ep kinda broke my heart. Asmon been through a lot through the years. Seeing all of the house and how his friends responded. But you can tell they actually do care.

    • @TheGoatLocker
      @TheGoatLocker 7 місяців тому +165

      Same, you just know he misses his mom deep down and the condition of the home is a reflection of his grief process.

    • @TheRicherProductions
      @TheRicherProductions 7 місяців тому +64

      @@TheGoatLocker Losing a parent is the hardest thing we all face at some point in our lives I know. I lost my dad in a tragic motorcyle accident.

    • @JanDarkyy
      @JanDarkyy 7 місяців тому +21

      @@TheRicherProductions Dont say we all, many of us didnt have the privilege to be born in a good family. If anything, when they passed out i felt real peace and freedom for the first time in my life

    • @Chadchadersonthe3rd
      @Chadchadersonthe3rd 7 місяців тому +85

      @@TheGoatLocker The condition of the house has always been like this and asmon never cared. It has nothing to do with grief, this is simply how he grew up. He sees nothing wrong with how nasty his how is because that's simply what he knows. If I had to guess, his mom was a awful smoker who just would lay around the house all day and wasn't very clean herself, nor cared about her health. You can tell Asmon is just a reelection of his mom. The one thing I will say though is that I think the reason why Asmon never moves out, has everything to do with the sentimental value of the home for him.

    • @user-yj2gn6kk7j
      @user-yj2gn6kk7j 7 місяців тому +24

      no he needs help clearly.

  • @sygmarvexarion7891
    @sygmarvexarion7891 7 місяців тому +1204

    We finally discovered what Asmon considers to be too disgraceful to be around: dead rats. That's where he draws the line.

    • @javiervillarreal5269
      @javiervillarreal5269 7 місяців тому +30

      Man has a code

    • @stewpidaz
      @stewpidaz 7 місяців тому +35

      Live rats are presumably fine though 😅

    • @SirBeanz
      @SirBeanz 7 місяців тому +15

      i really want to know what the bathroom was like cos he said he had to clean it up before they got there, was it better or worse than the dead rats

    • @Vince6323
      @Vince6323 7 місяців тому +28

      He seemed slightly bothered by the thought of black mold. Likely so he can locate it, and place a rug over the top of it.

    • @Vince6323
      @Vince6323 7 місяців тому +3

      ​@@SirBeanz That of which we do not speak...

  • @JoeNovacks
    @JoeNovacks Місяць тому +1

    so woderful to have your own house. Asmon is a great guy i watching him over 10 years,he face tragedies,with even asking none to help him,and very hard times BIG love Asmon ! Stay cool !

  • @ShaunMichael-qi2cl
    @ShaunMichael-qi2cl День тому

    5:33
    “I don’t have any trash in the house” Sir….. you need to take that house and place it in the recycling bin, right click empty recycling bin.

  • @Styxir
    @Styxir 7 місяців тому +296

    "Do you have smoke alarms?" "What?" "..." is a perfect example of the existence that is Asmongold.

    • @quanage4296
      @quanage4296 7 місяців тому +2

      If a fire were to ever broke out he'll be so fuckin dead

    • @Deathleta
      @Deathleta 7 місяців тому +11

      Or when she grabbed the paper towels but he responded with "Why would you need those, you're wearing pants." He's so used to living like that he has no idea what she meant and was just trying to wipe down the table where they were going to eat. But again...not something Asmongold would go out of his way to even care about...LOL

    • @jackb8563
      @jackb8563 7 місяців тому

      Yeah and rats love to eat romex sheathing so a fire is 1000x more likely trust@@quanage4296

  • @andrewbrinkerhoff406
    @andrewbrinkerhoff406 7 місяців тому +531

    I like how he's like "WHAT BLACK MOLD?" then he's just like "naa that's just the possum that came through the roof"

    • @primeirrational
      @primeirrational 7 місяців тому +1

      True that

    • @Kaldzi1993
      @Kaldzi1993 6 місяців тому

      But he isnt milionaire, he is homeless, teethless, virgin, he only plays games and doesnt have a girlfriend or friends? xD

    • @IOverlord
      @IOverlord 6 місяців тому +8

      The possum got consumed by the black mold at that point lmfao

  • @RenzoCarter-ye4jb
    @RenzoCarter-ye4jb Місяць тому

    Tectone seems so cool to hang out with, bro wish I had a friend like him.

  • @thekornrole
    @thekornrole 12 днів тому +3

    Emi looking like a social worker lol

  • @idn
    @idn 7 місяців тому +428

    Asmongold could use a part-time assistant, a house keeper, and a hug.

    • @harry31619
      @harry31619 7 місяців тому +99

      I think dude needs therapy

    • @Void-pkm
      @Void-pkm 7 місяців тому +1

      @@harry31619 he needs all of this and so much more

    • @77SBCR
      @77SBCR 7 місяців тому

      yeah this is not normal behaviour to have such a mess@@harry31619

    • @askechad7478
      @askechad7478 7 місяців тому +7

      Bro the dude is rich and he let his mom live the rest of her life like that? makes me feel uneasy.

    • @brandono4118
      @brandono4118 7 місяців тому +18

      @@askechad7478 He let his mom buy whatever she wanted, so I'm sure if she wanted a cleaner or a new house he would have given it to her. Also it's been 2 years since she passed, so I'm sure it has gotten worse if he doesn't care as much.

  • @morganwebb5244
    @morganwebb5244 7 місяців тому +325

    Its so wholesome to see adults playing baseball in the yard with a sword

    • @tatersncorn
      @tatersncorn 7 місяців тому +25

      Asmon looked so happy. He never wanted to grow up

    • @frequentsee3815
      @frequentsee3815 7 місяців тому +2

      Are you the real Morgan webb

    • @morganwebb5244
      @morganwebb5244 7 місяців тому

      @@frequentsee3815 I am very much the real Morgan Webb but maybe not the one you're thinking of

    • @OilFreeFeathers
      @OilFreeFeathers 7 місяців тому +1

      Heckin wholesome chungus no cap this karma be bussin fr fr ong

    • @Lucas-wj8kl
      @Lucas-wj8kl 7 місяців тому +1

      Adults don't exist. Just grown up babies.

  • @andrewhernandez929
    @andrewhernandez929 Місяць тому +1

    Sad what losing a parent can do to someone especially when you were close to them, tho he's a millionaire he has some hurt in him. I pray he gets better

  • @user-tr9mj4kp3k
    @user-tr9mj4kp3k 14 днів тому

    asmon really his true authentic life and it shows he is a genuine person.. The man even fed the cameraman... salute

  • @imneveruploadinghere7180
    @imneveruploadinghere7180 7 місяців тому +193

    The comment Teccy made about the house being a time capsule is accurate af. Asmon never wanted anything in his life to change. He just wanted to play video games with his friends since he was a kid.

    • @Void-pkm
      @Void-pkm 7 місяців тому

      a man child with major mental issues

  • @d3-embro
    @d3-embro 7 місяців тому +167

    Finally I have all the information I need to build Asmon's house in Minecraft

    • @Icureditwithmybrain
      @Icureditwithmybrain 7 місяців тому +4

      ahahahahahahaaa

    • @warionsjetix1
      @warionsjetix1 7 місяців тому +9

      the hard part will be getting all the items u need to it be faithful to the original 😅

  • @yothiskitty
    @yothiskitty 10 днів тому

    I like how they’re accepting of everything. They make jokes and stuff but it’s all coming from a place of love. I really love that kind of energy because it’s important and will help people if needed.
    My philosophy if you’re good at heart the rest doesn’t matter aside from things criminal and what not.

  • @maddad54
    @maddad54 15 днів тому +3

    I feel like im watching an episode of the office.

  • @sleepyk7837
    @sleepyk7837 7 місяців тому +717

    Kind of heartwarming seeing asmongold genuinely enjoying their company. You could see his kid self blooming when he shows them around.

    • @BadaBadger
      @BadaBadger 7 місяців тому +10

      Especially when he was going through his cards.

    • @Toshiro4619
      @Toshiro4619 7 місяців тому +14

      The very thinly veiled judgement kinda hurts me though

    • @mico4484
      @mico4484 7 місяців тому

      @@Toshiro4619 he should be judged. hes a godamn multimillionaire living like a complete bum. can't even throw away garbage and moldy food. what a sad degenerate.

    • @DWlsh43
      @DWlsh43 7 місяців тому +46

      @@Toshiro4619 My brother in christ look at the state of his house. He is aware too you can tell, but he doesn't care enough to fix it and its to the point where he probably doesn't even know where to start

    • @Toshiro4619
      @Toshiro4619 7 місяців тому +11

      @@DWlsh43 While you are right, I don't think snidely mocking him right in front of his face by talking around things is the play here if they truly want to try and help the man...

  • @__-fi6xg
    @__-fi6xg 7 місяців тому +212

    the chemistry between them is so gold, holy shit that felt wholesome.

    • @hammerdr00d
      @hammerdr00d 7 місяців тому +8

      like trio of besties ❤

    • @aaronfrl
      @aaronfrl 9 днів тому

      disgusting

  • @richardpowell7694
    @richardpowell7694 5 днів тому

    I've always loved the popcorn ceiling

  • @F1rstNameLastName
    @F1rstNameLastName 2 місяці тому

    His sword skills are unironically impressive

  • @sixplicit2977
    @sixplicit2977 7 місяців тому +337

    This house is crazy. He is like the cat lady with no cats. Suddenly my house looks clean and organized! I needed a Tetanus shot after watching this vid.

    • @eboethrasher
      @eboethrasher 7 місяців тому

      Pretty sure he mentioned having a cat once.

    • @garrymullins
      @garrymullins 7 місяців тому

      Just missing the stacks of newspapers.

  • @darthfuzzy77
    @darthfuzzy77 7 місяців тому +305

    This episode was really special. These three are family, they just accept each other for who they are ❤❤

    • @wilberrosales6345
      @wilberrosales6345 7 місяців тому +30

      Seriously, it's actually wholesome.

    • @nopenope1
      @nopenope1 7 місяців тому +7

      @@wilberrosales6345 yeah, totally that "vibe", like the offer to help to clean in an understanding and honest way (knowing it's probably not an option for Asmond)

  • @politicalscientist8880
    @politicalscientist8880 2 місяці тому

    not what i expected but also exactly as i imagined

  • @schuessler-3867
    @schuessler-3867 2 місяці тому

    bruh the dead ass old tv in the living room from 1990 killed me

  • @miss1882
    @miss1882 6 місяців тому +1446

    No joke, after watching this video, im getting up right now to go clean my house a bit. This shit was overwhelming!

    • @BeowuIfs
      @BeowuIfs 6 місяців тому +84

      it makes me want to go outside lmao

    • @arsamitin2488
      @arsamitin2488 6 місяців тому +42

      I'd sign up to clean his house for free. 😂

    • @dementedpicasso
      @dementedpicasso 6 місяців тому +19

      yeah i watched the first 10 minutes and now my flat is cleaner than ever before. I got an itch watching it.

    • @divusartemis2045
      @divusartemis2045 6 місяців тому +3

      Honestly, same here. Getting the vacuum cleaner out asap

    • @JesseWhiteman117
      @JesseWhiteman117 6 місяців тому +18

      I have a trash can in my bedroom thats filled to the brim. Just watching this made me instantly throw it away.

  • @Xechor
    @Xechor 7 місяців тому +2089

    This is mental illness, BUT letting people in and testing your boundaries is an important first step. I hope he gets well.

    • @bribri8042
      @bribri8042 7 місяців тому +11

      🙏🏼

    • @yomomshouse100
      @yomomshouse100 7 місяців тому +108

      Mental illness? Dudes provided more goods times for people than 99% of humans ever will. Bros just doing his thing

    • @adammiller7380
      @adammiller7380 7 місяців тому +69

      Isn’t this guy a millionaire

    • @taahasiddiqui1071
      @taahasiddiqui1071 7 місяців тому +2

      @@adammiller7380 no

    • @Hat-san
      @Hat-san 7 місяців тому +99

      ​​@@taahasiddiqui1071 He is a millionaire. There is no way he lives in that house with tens of thousands watching and not making a shit load of money. His net worth is anywhere between 2 and 11 million.

  • @bobhawkey3783
    @bobhawkey3783 12 днів тому

    I was kind of expecting a rock star crib and what I got was 1 tick above a hobo tent. Wow.

  • @TooBurst-ce5ig
    @TooBurst-ce5ig 13 днів тому +2

    How he lives his life is sad. I used to be like that and grew up. He needs to grow up. That's how a child lives. No responsibility for his environment or body. No restraint or drive. He could live a really nice life if he put in the effort and i think its worth the effort.

  • @MegaThefuture
    @MegaThefuture 7 місяців тому +182

    I feel like they are forming priceless memories and they don't even know it yet. They seem like childhood friends from school. Also Asmon's house is like doing an elite dungeon, just epic. This was seriously wholesome.

    • @Hi98765
      @Hi98765 7 місяців тому +32

      This is the best content. Just vibes, hanging, learning about eachother without any gimmics or cheap bits. Just some homies hanging out. This is, I think, my favorite otv video to date.

    • @MegaThefuture
      @MegaThefuture 7 місяців тому +1

      I agree completely, probably my favorite video too@@Hi98765

    • @KtoNeznamo
      @KtoNeznamo Місяць тому +1

      U should not praise this type of behaviour. This is very serious and dangerous to live like this, in this filth. Nothing amazing here.

    • @aaronfrl
      @aaronfrl 9 днів тому

      tf are u on