We Spent the Day at Asmongold’s House

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  • @steakandeggspod
    @steakandeggspod  Рік тому +763

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    • @TheBoyNinja
      @TheBoyNinja Рік тому +1

      the worst part of this travesty is normalizing it for the sheeple watching this...

    • @masterchiefy830
      @masterchiefy830 Рік тому +22

      Make a day CLEANING ASMON's HOUSE!

    • @aaad3552
      @aaad3552 Рік тому

      ua-cam.com/video/owdIu28KTBI/v-deo.htmlsi=ffJqphHN9O8B43R_

    • @AlbertoMartinez765
      @AlbertoMartinez765 Рік тому

      he one of those people who has that problem w things changing everything needs to be exactly like it was, Both Emi and Techtone have offered to Pay for cleaners to come and take care of things and he has refused..the man is worth Over 3 Million Dollars but due to his gaming addiction and whatever else he has it's not going to happen and idiots in the comments think that this is great and He's "Being Real" instead of mentally Ill. Its SAD@@masterchiefy830

    • @RPRsChannel
      @RPRsChannel Рік тому +15

      *_Dr.Jordan Petersen isn't even dead and he's rotating in his grave from watching this._*

  • @Shraknel
    @Shraknel Рік тому +26801

    Asmon is the only person who can somehow look more homeless inside his house than when he's outside

    • @RomShalfey
      @RomShalfey Рік тому +343

      Thats so true lol

    • @stadtbekanntertunichtgut
      @stadtbekanntertunichtgut Рік тому +322

      I always thought Asmon looks like a homeless man or someone who has lived in the deepest woods ca. 150 years ago.

    • @7ktTube
      @7ktTube Рік тому +60

      😂😂 This comment made my whole year!!

    • @5ilentDisco
      @5ilentDisco Рік тому +24

      So true, and fkn Hilarious !! LMFAO 🤣

    • @relentlesspeace14
      @relentlesspeace14 Рік тому +7

      Where have I never seen this comment before

  • @itshemoo3664
    @itshemoo3664 6 місяців тому +8945

    this guy living in a resident evil house

  • @Gaudrix
    @Gaudrix Рік тому +4001

    Asmon's house is like a Dark Souls game. Things just find their place and never get touched until you happen upon it years later and it is rich with environmental story telling.

    • @grogueQ
      @grogueQ Рік тому +191

      I wonder if there are any illusory walls.

    • @aquaicecold5521
      @aquaicecold5521 Рік тому +124

      @@grogueQ ofcourse there is if you just jump enough the floor would break and enter the basement

    • @jimbla4747
      @jimbla4747 Рік тому +41

      @@grogueQ only for racoons

    • @TheJumpingJake
      @TheJumpingJake Рік тому +24

      Hahahaha, my hearing aid fell out laughing at this

    • @rackwalget
      @rackwalget Рік тому +32

      the entire house is the swamp area, instant poison debuff

  • @doubletspodcastify
    @doubletspodcastify 2 місяці тому +202

    “Do you want me to clean a room?”
    “Why?”
    just…wild lol

    • @El_Chompo
      @El_Chompo 15 днів тому +1

      He would actually be really happy with a "Quick tidy". A full blown clean I think would be too painful for him. A quick tidy has huge bang for your buck in this situation because, just throwing away trash alone and sweeping the floors, maybe sorting some of the largest objects in the way, will not only make the space feel so much nicer to be in, but it won't take long, and he would find a bunch of stuff that he knew he had and liked but didn't know where it was.

  • @hex1c
    @hex1c Рік тому +20671

    This explains why Asmon is never sick. His antibodies are level 9000

    • @traductus3337
      @traductus3337 Рік тому +1049

      He's more like a nurgling, like in a constant state of being and been around of of illness, but instead of suffering from it, he lives from it, down right to enjoing it.

    • @niklasw1956
      @niklasw1956 Рік тому +393

      That's his secret, he's always sick!

    • @nathanthompson5736
      @nathanthompson5736 Рік тому +167

      It's actually his own bacteria that are level 9000

    • @TENthe10th
      @TENthe10th Рік тому +148

      Or even the germs are to disgusted by his living conditions and rather go somewhere else.

    • @beachassbynon1123
      @beachassbynon1123 Рік тому +75

      them germs fear asmon lmao

  • @dydrath
    @dydrath Рік тому +26146

    i fear not the man who cooks 1000 different steaks, i fear the man who cooked 1 steak 1000 times

    • @Afdch
      @Afdch Рік тому +473

      The same piece of meat

    • @GizmosGameLounge
      @GizmosGameLounge Рік тому +128

      underrated comment

    • @SCRKT007
      @SCRKT007 Рік тому +200

      Steak refined a thousand times to perfection

    • @daroaminggnome
      @daroaminggnome Рік тому

      Yet the mother fucker still doesn't know how to get a sear on it

    • @on9999999ify
      @on9999999ify Рік тому +81

      no one can make Asmon's steak as good as Asmon

  • @Unlii
    @Unlii 7 місяців тому +5046

    "Do you have smoke alarms?"
    "What?"
    Killed me

    • @Supernova0211
      @Supernova0211 7 місяців тому +20

      Just saw that part and wanted to find a comment on it xD

    • @Yo.d-f9i
      @Yo.d-f9i 6 місяців тому +32

      I'm french, we don't give a fuck about alarm in houses, maybe some apartment but that's it

    • @BIanka0200
      @BIanka0200 6 місяців тому

      In europe literally nobody has them

    • @antonius4912
      @antonius4912 6 місяців тому +23

      I love the expression on Emiru's face of concern and worry lol

    • @JD-ny9qj
      @JD-ny9qj 6 місяців тому +31

      @@Yo.d-f9iit’s more to wake you up so you can gtfo of the house in time my guy

  • @Steamroller-ot2gm
    @Steamroller-ot2gm Рік тому +6470

    asmon is the only creator that will never have to worry about creepy stalker fans or enemies, those people gotta compete with raccoons, insects, opossum, and other dangers that lurk in his walls and backyard before facing a lich lord wielding a great sword. It literally sounds like a dungeon boss lair 🤣

    • @donew1thita11
      @donew1thita11 Рік тому +86

      Lmao

    • @novaquinn5323
      @novaquinn5323 Рік тому +283

      its Texas too, Asmon has several fire arms. Soo

    • @TWHowl
      @TWHowl Рік тому +140

      Yeah but just IMAGINE how weird Asmons stalker must be 😰

    • @Artanis667
      @Artanis667 Рік тому +75

      @@TWHowl I'm inclined to think if he had any stalkers, they're on a mission because they misunderstood his troll-bait hot takes lol

    • @valtterivitikka445
      @valtterivitikka445 Рік тому +6

      LMAO

  • @TheTrueMilery
    @TheTrueMilery Рік тому +2875

    It’s actually amazing that you can pick up any object in that house, and asmon can tell you a story about that objects life

    • @Bayofthe91st
      @Bayofthe91st Рік тому +297

      it's like a living '90s click-based crime-solving game

    • @DeathHornDisst
      @DeathHornDisst Рік тому +385

      Typical hoarding mentality. Everything has a meaning, potential purpose, or memory attached to it.

    • @darreneddy3154
      @darreneddy3154 Рік тому +93

      Every single hoarder I've seen on TV or met in real life is like this.

    • @anejtomazic5423
      @anejtomazic5423 Рік тому

      Hoarding mental disability. Sad to see. Hope friends can convince him to move from this shithole

    • @Djuntas
      @Djuntas Рік тому +15

      Asmon took FOMO to IRL. He could prolly look at a used tomanto can and say it serves a point.

  • @Stenddo
    @Stenddo Рік тому +6921

    No drug addiction. No disability. Just straight gamer. This man is an anomaly they should make a HBO documentary about him.

    • @kokoman4
      @kokoman4 Рік тому +411

      Game addiction tho. Nothing special about it, happens everyday.

    • @ThePaviliongamer
      @ThePaviliongamer Рік тому +187

      You can visit any core WOW Gamer and you have the exact same way of living

    • @kzuv7615
      @kzuv7615 Рік тому +321

      ​@@ThePaviliongamerthe difference is he is a millionaire he could hire cleaners or maid like most streamers

    • @waffles8664
      @waffles8664 Рік тому +127

      He has Autism

    • @Atticus_Moore
      @Atticus_Moore Рік тому

      i agree i actually think he does. @@waffles8664

  • @DoubleAronRS
    @DoubleAronRS 2 місяці тому +537

    Making a steak for the cameraman too.
    Bro is a real one

    • @X-S-V-b1e
      @X-S-V-b1e 2 місяці тому +33

      He's also the type of person to cook everyone's food the same as he likes 😂 man cooked 4 dry steaks because that's what he likes.

    • @TheProstum
      @TheProstum 2 місяці тому +28

      They came for THE asmongold steak why would he alter a lifechanging culinairy experience

  • @Khaozreigns
    @Khaozreigns Рік тому +1004

    If you're planning to defeat the Asmonlair raid you're gonna need mold resist on your gear, insecticide for the trash mobs, and equip your gas masks for the deeper parts of the dungeon.

    • @f0li0_
      @f0li0_ Рік тому +16

      🤣

    • @MeloFelloJ
      @MeloFelloJ Рік тому +23

      i love this, but fr asmon this aint ight my boi,

    • @Sx-xy2zi
      @Sx-xy2zi Рік тому +10

      Mold resist cracked me up

    • @searklarak
      @searklarak Рік тому +11

      you also need insanity resistance (cloak preferred)

    • @zitchdog4081
      @zitchdog4081 Рік тому +15

      If you defeat Asmongold on mythic difficulty he drops the Spectral molded tiger

  • @Mitchewith2ls
    @Mitchewith2ls Рік тому +5197

    No matter how much Asmond tries to warn people of his goblin nature, no one can ever truly be prepared.

    • @peeko_luxx2873
      @peeko_luxx2873 Рік тому +86

      And yet, I somehow knew exactly what his house would look like. Not shit talking, used to be very goblin like back in my early 20s.. 😂👍

    • @Caio-ow5tm
      @Caio-ow5tm Рік тому +80

      crazy how the gaming room is the most organised one

    • @risinghonor7
      @risinghonor7 Рік тому +17

      Idk man I've seen many a house and asmongolds digs actually aren't that not normal

    • @DFlaminberry
      @DFlaminberry 11 місяців тому +3

      I mean unless you've lived in a similar/worse situation then it feels normal.

    • @Atom224
      @Atom224 8 місяців тому +1

      @@peeko_luxx2873 How did you manage to get out of the rut? Asking for a friend.

  • @PerfectionHunter
    @PerfectionHunter Рік тому +5195

    I would pay good money for a 20 part series to see this house cleaned out, renovated and all this trophies and nice stuff put on walls etc.

    • @seagrey75
      @seagrey75 Рік тому +333

      I agree, he deserves it.

    • @RagnarokPKXD
      @RagnarokPKXD Рік тому +181

      I disagree. That's your opinion. Projecting your views onto others

    • @Zwolly
      @Zwolly Рік тому +62

      Asmon's thoughts in his About My House Tour video align with what @RagnarokPKXD
      said about projecting.
      It's not what I, or many other people, would want. It's what Asmon wants. Leave him be.

    • @senfdame528
      @senfdame528 Рік тому +140

      @@RagnarokPKXD bro you gotta chill xD

    • @malakash4716
      @malakash4716 Рік тому +27

      i think he get heart attack if some1 do that to his house.

  • @TheMightyBlackstar
    @TheMightyBlackstar 2 місяці тому +48

    Who’s here after his post from a few hours ago? I appreciate Asmond sharing his truth and even taking it upon himself to explain why he lives/lived that way. From people that understand the complexity of mental health this is a tell-tale sign. Nothing but respect to him for even making effort to do and he better.

    • @nickdalts
      @nickdalts 2 місяці тому +8

      Yep just watched it. He needs genuine help

    • @RepeatedFails
      @RepeatedFails 2 місяці тому

      I will have trouble watching him now honestly, this really is heartbreaking ​@@nickdalts

    • @c6q3a24
      @c6q3a24 Місяць тому +3

      My mother and brother used to live the same way.
      He got much worse after she died.
      I can't believe Asmo's friends keep laughing in his face. It's probably just shock, but it feels bad man.

    • @jakeballou5147
      @jakeballou5147 8 днів тому

      What did he post ?

  • @myoplex1
    @myoplex1 2 місяці тому +56

    I have had a friend who lived exactly like this. Smartest man I ever knew, warmest heart, kindest soul, humble as can be. Dirty as all hell but what a beautiful soul he had.

    • @Neuvari
      @Neuvari 2 місяці тому +1

      you are a friend of asmo?

    • @Sam-im5pb
      @Sam-im5pb Місяць тому

      you had? He passed?

    • @uploaderofmonkeybath.mp4761
      @uploaderofmonkeybath.mp4761 2 дні тому

      Rip?

    • @Fdgsas
      @Fdgsas День тому

      My Dad, he is like that 😂 i have to clean everything all the time, but he is a good man and Dad (sorry my poor English)

  • @GetSheckedGS
    @GetSheckedGS Рік тому +10513

    They could have a whole OTK event just cleaning Asmons house.

    • @Rov-Nihil
      @Rov-Nihil Рік тому +814

      Extreme Home Makeover: Hermit Gamer Edition!

    • @gorrvaskr5963
      @gorrvaskr5963 Рік тому +512

      charity stream

    • @badman2733
      @badman2733 Рік тому +167

      There has to be some TOS shit hidden in there. It’s simply too much to not be therw

    • @brodyash
      @brodyash Рік тому +254

      they should do it and come back a year later to see how fucked up it gets lol

    • @TimHoekstra
      @TimHoekstra Рік тому +1

      Losers of the mak'gora gotta clean that shit

  • @wyllowamnesty7230
    @wyllowamnesty7230 8 місяців тому +1696

    "oh thats not black mold. an opossum broke in through the lights"
    Bro just says it like thats normal

    • @LichlordKazam
      @LichlordKazam 7 місяців тому +12

      Wtf is opossums doing in texas?

    • @ahtoshkaa
      @ahtoshkaa 6 місяців тому +9

      @@LichlordKazam How does opossum make something look like black mold??

    • @douglasbullet6456
      @douglasbullet6456 6 місяців тому +7

      I think Asmon belongs in Florida

    • @UnknownUser-ye4ns
      @UnknownUser-ye4ns 6 місяців тому

      Lmfaooo ​@@douglasbullet6456

    • @user-zz4hx8nr7b
      @user-zz4hx8nr7b 6 місяців тому +9

      @@LichlordKazamlmao we have a lot of possums here. there's a colony in my backyard

  • @ovinophile
    @ovinophile Рік тому +986

    In a way Asmon is living his dream. The sadness comes from the unstoppable progression of time. I don’t think I could mentally handle still being in my childhood home, alone, after my mom had passed. I hope he stays well and his friends look after him.

    • @INCONFORMADOX
      @INCONFORMADOX Рік тому +122

      Thats the problem, holding on to a time that already has passed. Life goes on, he can cherish these moments, preseverving this house, but he can live elsewhere.

    • @marceelino
      @marceelino Рік тому +9

      That's not true at all. Such a selfish way of living.

    • @Artanis667
      @Artanis667 Рік тому +18

      @@PumpScience Well ya know, it's like if something is working really well, why change? I don't think he's moving until something happens where he feels he has no choice

    • @TenorAltom
      @TenorAltom Рік тому +18

      ​@@PumpScience if I recall, recently he mentioned that he is in fact not doing ok. His dad is having problems.

    • @lomansjourney1708
      @lomansjourney1708 Рік тому +9

      Very insightful take. He needs friends like Techy and Emi who come over and play tgt like teenagers but as adults

  • @techiedip
    @techiedip 2 місяці тому +46

    9:10: Emiru whispering to Techtone (filling water from the water cooler): I can't believe it works!"
    Asmon: "Oh, you don't wanna use that. Don't use that. The ice is molding."
    Emiru: "..."
    *Classic Asmon*

  • @GamerClint-z3u
    @GamerClint-z3u Рік тому +11730

    A person who throws away the dead rats before their guests arrive is a true host 😊

    • @devonwilliams2423
      @devonwilliams2423 Рік тому +776

      actually the rats just went to their room to watch tv while asmon has friends over

    • @Jeffdachefz
      @Jeffdachefz Рік тому +164

      or the steaks are the rats.

    • @thunderborn3231
      @thunderborn3231 Рік тому +45

      honeslty, his place is a pretty typical southern home. its just hella small so everything is stacked ontop of itself.

    • @tescobakery1927
      @tescobakery1927 Рік тому +34

      @@thunderborn3231 Small? I live in a 269 square feet (25 square meter) apartment and I still have bunch of empty space

    • @thedeveIoper
      @thedeveIoper Рік тому +10

      @@tescobakery1927 I live in a 18 square meter apartment, big enough for one person, and affordable because Norway is expensive af

  • @wndyd95
    @wndyd95 Рік тому +4061

    Looking at Asmon's house is like visiting an abandoned building in Fallout. The environment tells a story

    • @LOLLOL-kg4dz
      @LOLLOL-kg4dz Рік тому +14

      are u forget hes break up with sexy girl ,and thats make him like this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @RosefMudson1414
      @RosefMudson1414 Рік тому +9

      is it a coincidence they're both wearing pjs or

    • @clarenceoveur9497
      @clarenceoveur9497 Рік тому +6

      At first I thought this was a bit but this is actually his house 😲 What is going on with him, depression or something? Someone care to explain? YT recommended this video, never seen the guy before, hope he's well.

    • @LOLLOL-kg4dz
      @LOLLOL-kg4dz Рік тому +15

      more like visiting baker family from resident evil 7 💀💀💀 im surprised he didnt lock emiru in basement then finish tectone n cameraman 😭😭 🤣🤣🤣 and lets not asking what meat he serves 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣

    • @yeir7cnf
      @yeir7cnf Рік тому +31

      @@clarenceoveur9497 The guy is probably in the top 10 streamers on twitch + youtube video game content. he lives like that while making millions of dollars streaming from his pc.

  • @MajorJefferson
    @MajorJefferson Рік тому +1298

    Notice how he washes the pan way more than he'd ever do it for himself.
    He clearly cares for the two and knows this isn't how others live.

    • @mastermill79
      @mastermill79 Рік тому +38

      Exactly! 😢

    • @TheGoatLocker
      @TheGoatLocker Рік тому +173

      I honestly feel like it has a lot to do with his mom's passing (the condition of the home).

    • @woollster00
      @woollster00 Рік тому +48

      @@TheGoatLocker nah he has always lived like a goblin lol

    • @MajorJefferson
      @MajorJefferson Рік тому +102

      @@TheGoatLocker it doesn't. Was like this before. His mother wasn't the cleanest person too

    • @scratchyboy_gaming
      @scratchyboy_gaming Рік тому +122

      Yeah I watched this and I lowkey kinda feel sad for him. Like there a emotional attachment for him there where time stands still.

  • @b.g3427
    @b.g3427 2 місяці тому +47

    not a crackhouse but a crack home 😭🤣

  • @xSwagnarok
    @xSwagnarok Рік тому +2594

    "there's black mold down there dude"
    "No a possum came through the ceiling"
    Wtf is going on lol

    • @bigsavv2663
      @bigsavv2663 Рік тому +50

      LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @olfan92
      @olfan92 10 місяців тому +12

      no wonder with the smell of all the food leftovers.

    • @Steven141
      @Steven141 5 місяців тому +31

      It was so obvious, possum through the ceiling, such a common occurrence......

    • @deadlyjoz8761
      @deadlyjoz8761 3 місяці тому +28

      Luckely for him the possum looked the house and left immediately .

    • @A5xxxxx
      @A5xxxxx 2 місяці тому +3

      Best comment 😂

  • @Dacamster101
    @Dacamster101 Рік тому +4070

    The amount of times Emiru stared in silent disbelief was amazing

  • @Groin_molecules
    @Groin_molecules 4 місяці тому +3219

    That is the happiest, richest depression coping man I’ve ever seen.

    • @qui-gonjinn3322
      @qui-gonjinn3322 4 місяці тому +95

      Howard Hughes of our age. Without the piss jars. I hope.

    • @HermitBratt
      @HermitBratt 4 місяці тому +19

      Beautifully written

    • @subadude3543
      @subadude3543 4 місяці тому +166

      His mother passed away a couple of years ago and they lived in that house since he was a baby.

    • @Groin_molecules
      @Groin_molecules 4 місяці тому +104

      @@subadude3543 so it has sentimental value. Makes sense and I can respect that

    • @Veunchea53332
      @Veunchea53332 4 місяці тому +24

      I seriously don’t understand why he lives like that when he’s rich 😂

  • @john_squatson
    @john_squatson 25 днів тому +5

    This video has the same energy as inviting your friends over from middleschool when your parents are away for a weekend

  • @sharlockshacolmes9381
    @sharlockshacolmes9381 Рік тому +847

    The craziest part of this is learning that the streaming room is the most liveable room of the house

    • @Tallborn5
      @Tallborn5 Рік тому +83

      It's because a lot of people told him that the room looked disgusting back in the days and he eventually cleaned it. Now it's time for the rest of the house.

    • @D4RKMA7TER
      @D4RKMA7TER Рік тому +8

      its cuz its where he mainly stays but its still fucked even if he slightly cleaned it. the only cleaning he really did was throw objects away.

    • @andrew1983
      @andrew1983 4 місяці тому +1

      it used to be way worse

    • @unkindled6410
      @unkindled6410 3 місяці тому

      its still full of roatches last i heard.

    • @Ravishrex1
      @Ravishrex1 2 місяці тому

      Most time spent

  • @chasewainscott8739
    @chasewainscott8739 3 місяці тому +1147

    Damn that ‘Coping with severe depression by latching onto your comfort zone and never stepping outside of it’ lifestyle hit Asmon HARD

    • @Elaranu
      @Elaranu 2 місяці тому +38

      Damn that hits home

    • @Ally.Cat.252
      @Ally.Cat.252 2 місяці тому +3

      Time stamp?

    • @redonk1740
      @redonk1740 2 місяці тому +151

      @@Ally.Cat.252 starts at 0:01 and ends about 21 minutes later

    • @lewisbenzie845
      @lewisbenzie845 2 місяці тому +2

      Setting the standard.

    • @Ravishrex1
      @Ravishrex1 2 місяці тому +19

      And bro has enough to live for ever . May God open his eyes, mine and yours

  • @Timquixote
    @Timquixote 2 місяці тому +772

    The way he said “There’s an area where a dead rat decayed the carpet” sounds like he was just talking about a patch of dead grass in his otherwise pristine property

    • @Pooreditz
      @Pooreditz 2 місяці тому +22

      dudes a wreck idc if he's rich. Nothing teehee quirky cute about having a corpse decaying openly in your living space so long that it stains the carpet, which you then neglect to clean. Then bragging about it publicly.
      I don't watch this guy but I am convinced it must be intentional. Which almost makes it worse.. The type of person who unintentionally lets a corpse rot into their carpet, wouldn't want to admit it, let alone brag about.
      I'm sure there's a metaphorical lesson in there somewhere. Something about not letting the dead rat rot into your freaking carpet.

    • @17pdietcoke59
      @17pdietcoke59 Місяць тому +7

      ​@@Pooreditzhe doesn't care

    • @Zachebi
      @Zachebi Місяць тому

      @@17pdietcoke59because he’s pathetic, he doesnt care about himself

    • @lamp2064
      @lamp2064 Місяць тому +7

      ​@@Pooreditz Just don't look at it

  • @maryolguin4372
    @maryolguin4372 Місяць тому +10

    Rules #1, 2, and 3 at a nasty house: do not take off your shoes, do not sit on soft furniture, and NEVER trust the water filters!

  • @PokeAlan-Aristos
    @PokeAlan-Aristos Рік тому +603

    This whole experience was otherworldly but when they started eating together and doing crazy shit in the garden. Man that was wholesome AF.

    • @alucardlied
      @alucardlied Рік тому +24

      it was like going to your friends home and doing the exact same shit back in the day

    • @OneMediocreGamer
      @OneMediocreGamer Рік тому +12

      @@alucardliedyeah I totally get what Teccy was saying with that. I don't even live in NA but somehow it's still exactly the same, it's that cozy feeling of when nothing else mattered and there was only doing shit in your mate's backyard to fill the day until lights out.

    • @eehlohluell
      @eehlohluell 4 місяці тому +5

      That's what hanging out looks like, it's a lot of fun!

  • @mp6732
    @mp6732 Рік тому +3721

    Everyone talking about Asmon's house but no one talks how nice his friends are.

    • @lumpystilskin5367
      @lumpystilskin5367 Рік тому +198

      I would laugh my ass off, but at the same time tell him to clean his house

    • @meurumtrain4747
      @meurumtrain4747 Рік тому +106

      @@lumpystilskin5367dude could afford a nice ass house of he wished or get an apartment worth 3k and have no problem
      Paying it.

    • @EGreeneConversations
      @EGreeneConversations Рік тому +181

      @@lumpystilskin5367 id just come over there and start cleaning. I know what it feels like to live in that kind of environment and it's almost a weight off the shoulders to have someone help you clean up without judgement.

    • @jeffelwart7948
      @jeffelwart7948 Рік тому +55

      Honestly not sure how that house isn’t condemned… millionaire who lives like that is disgusting. I love asmon but damn dude. I wonder what his neighbors think. Is that McCool. And that girls is smoking hot

    • @ForBraig
      @ForBraig Рік тому

      ​@@jeffelwart7948close your jaw lol

  • @chestertonhawks9823
    @chestertonhawks9823 6 місяців тому +521

    I love how they offered to help, but not in a way that could be taken wrong or disrespectful. It was a friendly, “he if you ever want to clean a room just to see how it feels, I will help.” Super thoughtful way to offer help.

    • @spicy7302
      @spicy7302 6 місяців тому

      No, this dude needs to get his disgusting ass fired up, otherwise he will never do anything about it. He's gonna trip up on a dead rat one day and land face-first into a rusty axe. Why should they be afraid of telling the truth? He IS a fiend, he NEEDS to get his shit together.

    • @samcolton943
      @samcolton943 4 місяці тому +10

      Til asmon got offended and just said "don't look at it" lol

    • @anusaukko6792
      @anusaukko6792 4 місяці тому +3

      @@samcolton943 I mean I get it, regardless of how I personally feel about it he clearly likes it how it is. It's like a friend consistently trying to help you out when you want to do something on your own, you get frustrated and tell them off.

    • @baldmendressedlikeeachothe4294
      @baldmendressedlikeeachothe4294 3 місяці тому +6

      If my parents found my house in a state like Asmond's, they would burn the house down with me in it. Respect goes out the window when you don't even have a modicum of self-respect to not live in an absolute dumpster house. Someone has to hammer discipline into you at some point. I don't even understand, dude's a millionaire, he can hire ppl to clean and renovate the house for him for a week but is too lazy to do so. No pity from me, shit is disgusting.

    • @chasewainscott8739
      @chasewainscott8739 3 місяці тому +5

      @@anusaukko6792Personally, I view it more like cognitive dissonance:
      He knows full well just how unhealthy his lifestyle is, which is why he’s so open about showing it, but his deeper base brain is obsessed with the comfort that comes from preserving it. He wants it, but truly deep down, he knows that he shouldn’t.
      He knows what he’s doing is wrong, he’s just not mentally strong enough to forgo what makes him happy in favor of what’s good for him. I’ve been in that of mental state before and I can tell you, it’s basically just a coping mechanism for serious depression.
      Luckily, it seems like he’s in a circle of people who understand that he’s not mentally well, and can encourage him to grow rather than look down on him for it. He would most likely remain this way his whole life if not for that.

  • @FurkanTopal
    @FurkanTopal Місяць тому +9

    5:34 lmao "I don't have any trash in the house."

    • @animeloveer97
      @animeloveer97 41 хвилина тому

      I think he means trash that rots and smells lmao

  • @theamorphousflatsch2699
    @theamorphousflatsch2699 6 місяців тому +2955

    "The ice is moldy"
    THE FUCKING WHAT???

    • @DavidSGrop
      @DavidSGrop 6 місяців тому +176

      Yeah you gotta clean the ice maker at least every couple of months or they get moldy. Something tells me he's never even considered cleaning it.

    • @2012YoutubeWasBetter
      @2012YoutubeWasBetter 5 місяців тому +77

      Just trust him. Ice is moldy.

    • @theamorphousflatsch2699
      @theamorphousflatsch2699 5 місяців тому +47

      @@DavidSGrop yes, but even without cleaning ICE SHOULD NOT FUCKING MOLD

    • @DavidSGrop
      @DavidSGrop 5 місяців тому +54

      @@theamorphousflatsch2699 it doesn't, the water it's made from has mold in it

    • @solipsist3D
      @solipsist3D 5 місяців тому +67

      That whole house is mold dude

  • @johnschicitano9920
    @johnschicitano9920 5 місяців тому +684

    I think the most beautiful part of this video is that when tech is saying how the house reminds him of being a kid and in 8th grade and it’s very comforting, being at a friends house… and Asmon had a huge smile on his face. Seemed like that made him really happy

    • @bjingboing
      @bjingboing 4 місяці тому +34

      tbf i did have friends in 8th grade that looked like they were living in a biohazard

    • @Tecolote41
      @Tecolote41 4 місяці тому +7

      @@bjingboing In 8th grade. Hopefully not as an adult.

    • @randommemebean686
      @randommemebean686 4 місяці тому +21

      Honestly reminds me of my child hood. I miss being able to meet people and just like them for who they are. Being an adult kinda blows.

    • @everyoneroasted
      @everyoneroasted 4 місяці тому

      @@randommemebean686 yeah it was really nice having childhood friends and we say what we really mean

    • @Sledgehammers_Nail
      @Sledgehammers_Nail 4 місяці тому +1

      Those were probably his happiest years and he was probably doing the same thing he does now, but he probably enjoyed it more in 8th grade.

  • @DemonMaxxer
    @DemonMaxxer Рік тому +1774

    I'm 1 minute in and im already starting to deep clean my house

    • @greenvendetta88
      @greenvendetta88 Рік тому +104

      Makes me feel much better about mine.

    • @PlaymeoffSia
      @PlaymeoffSia Рік тому +83

      gonna go do the same, getting my life together from now on

    • @Tazeeeee
      @Tazeeeee Рік тому +22

      @@PlaymeoffSiayou got this man

    • @carbo-s9r
      @carbo-s9r Рік тому +34

      I'm 2 minutes in and I have an urge to take a shower.

    • @acesupercollector
      @acesupercollector Рік тому +1

      female?

  • @Sark_Karmir
    @Sark_Karmir 2 місяці тому +26

    I had to disinfect my phone after watching this.

  • @Jekani
    @Jekani Рік тому +689

    Simultaneously not as bad and worse than what I was expecting. Him even allowing this to happen shows progress. It’s clear you guys care for him and I look forward to the “We cleaned Asmongold’s Lair” OTK stream.

    • @xXPhoenixAloneXx
      @xXPhoenixAloneXx Рік тому +18

      I want to like this a million fold. I know he is comfortable living in this home as is AND I know if someone came in to clean or fix it up to a "livable" (can't say it's not) clean home it'll be a big deal... from whatbibe heard it seems he's happy but also in the same sense he deeply kowns it can be "better". Amen to him tho. We all know it all reflex his upbringing.

    • @gregorymifsud5389
      @gregorymifsud5389 Рік тому +2

      im pretty sure he wouldnt like that

    • @jagildown
      @jagildown Рік тому +1

      Yeah it's not that bad sure it's a bit messy but it's just a matter of a cleaning day no big deal. People are overreacting I'm sure plenty of them are more messy than that.

    • @simonwinn8757
      @simonwinn8757 Рік тому +24

      @@jagildown Trust me when I say this, I done professional cleaning and that house is not just a cleaning day. Every room has to be striped down, all the items have to be sorted into whats trash, the surfaces have to be bleached. If we count all the house repairs as well, I'm looking at well over a week of work.

    • @jagildown
      @jagildown Рік тому +6

      ​@@simonwinn8757 Who gives a fuck about professional cleaning or repairs it's not like he's selling the house... just taking the garbage out vacuum and steam here and there that's ok to live in a house that's not shiny clean

  • @janbiaas6650
    @janbiaas6650 6 місяців тому +1388

    "Do you want paper towels?"
    "Why would you need that? You're literally wearing pants"

    • @BoofDoofus
      @BoofDoofus 6 місяців тому +117

      I couldn’t believe what I had heard when he said that

    • @frankiedankymemes
      @frankiedankymemes 5 місяців тому +51

      I had to rewind outta confusion

    • @TwaritWaikar
      @TwaritWaikar 5 місяців тому +21

      Couldn't tell what he meant by that lol, what did he actually mean?

    • @russzkaa
      @russzkaa 5 місяців тому +117

      @@TwaritWaikar That she can wipe her hands in pants instead of paper towel.

    • @Synoopy2
      @Synoopy2 5 місяців тому +21

      I ran it back 3 times and I still didn't believe he said that until I saw your comment that verified it.

  • @LiterallyFishy
    @LiterallyFishy Рік тому +1010

    The reason this episode is 22 minutes long is because thats how long emi and teccy could last before needing to refill on breathable air

    • @logirex
      @logirex Рік тому +24

      That is a proper horror show

    • @Rov-Nihil
      @Rov-Nihil Рік тому +1

      They could have sold it to Hoarders for a fat check but they were so kind to give it out for free

    • @SurrealEuphoria
      @SurrealEuphoria Рік тому +16

      Nah, it's because that's how long he could tolerate having people in his house.

    • @TheLeviathan1293
      @TheLeviathan1293 Рік тому +5

      10 minutes. They had to go out after that.

    • @mirakati4329
      @mirakati4329 Рік тому +4

      Just tectone remember emi went back for gacha pulls

  • @Jacob_24
    @Jacob_24 2 місяці тому +11

    I have to show this to my mom who keeps saying my room looks messy

  • @captaincaspian9123
    @captaincaspian9123 Рік тому +1265

    This man is the real life Smaug. He is incredibly rich and lives in a cave surrounded by his treasure.

  • @MegaThefuture
    @MegaThefuture Рік тому +204

    I feel like they are forming priceless memories and they don't even know it yet. They seem like childhood friends from school. Also Asmon's house is like doing an elite dungeon, just epic. This was seriously wholesome.

    • @Hi98765
      @Hi98765 Рік тому +34

      This is the best content. Just vibes, hanging, learning about eachother without any gimmics or cheap bits. Just some homies hanging out. This is, I think, my favorite otv video to date.

    • @MegaThefuture
      @MegaThefuture Рік тому +1

      I agree completely, probably my favorite video too@@Hi98765

    • @KtoNeznamo
      @KtoNeznamo 9 місяців тому +4

      U should not praise this type of behaviour. This is very serious and dangerous to live like this, in this filth. Nothing amazing here.

    • @aaronfrl
      @aaronfrl 7 місяців тому +1

      tf are u on

  • @Linkforlife199
    @Linkforlife199 7 місяців тому +698

    Love how Emiru is trying to be nice by saying stuff like "it looks ... cozy"
    Tectone: "There's no way a guy would eat shit for 10, 12 years." That face Asmon made was pure gold.

    • @TheSlippyslope
      @TheSlippyslope 3 місяці тому +4

      That food was absolute trash lmao

  • @danielm.370
    @danielm.370 Місяць тому +3

    The paper towel part lmao.
    What are you doing?
    You wear pants.
    😂😂😂😂

  • @acapkali
    @acapkali Рік тому +2492

    Now I can see why, no mere mortal can live with Asmongold.

    • @gearhead417
      @gearhead417 Рік тому +160

      Izzy sure did try

    • @762x69
      @762x69 Рік тому +209

      God bless Izzy for even trying 😂

    • @NoName1462
      @NoName1462 Рік тому +181

      @@gearhead417 she really did, multiple times even, actually massive props to her, probably the one who got him to change the most too, he never used to change his bedsheets before her for example

    • @Bedrick
      @Bedrick Рік тому +51

      @@NoName1462 You better believe he still doesn't lol

    • @keller_
      @keller_ Рік тому +42

      @@Bedrick she taught him to do that before girls come over at least, which is better than nothing I guess

  • @andrewbrinkerhoff406
    @andrewbrinkerhoff406 Рік тому +698

    I like how he's like "WHAT BLACK MOLD?" then he's just like "naa that's just the possum that came through the roof"

    • @primeirrational
      @primeirrational Рік тому

      True that

    • @Kaldzi1993
      @Kaldzi1993 Рік тому

      But he isnt milionaire, he is homeless, teethless, virgin, he only plays games and doesnt have a girlfriend or friends? xD

    • @IOverlord
      @IOverlord Рік тому +22

      The possum got consumed by the black mold at that point lmfao

    • @unkindled6410
      @unkindled6410 3 місяці тому

      @@IOverlord maybe a new type of mold or parasite just ate away all the black mold in the house

  • @scoobertdoo7728
    @scoobertdoo7728 Рік тому +460

    This was the day Tectone finally won me over. He’s a good dude.
    You can tell him and Emi care about Asmon but don’t want to step on his toes either.
    It’s his life he can do what he wants, but there are signs… there are definitely signs…

    • @chromasux2
      @chromasux2 Рік тому +61

      They may not want to step on his toes, but at what point do you intervene before he makes himself deadly sick? Or do you just let him spiral into oblivion? Having been rock bottom and in a similar situation, it took losing my home and everything to wake me up. I hope it doesn't take that for Asmon

    • @rsmith8113
      @rsmith8113 Рік тому +31

      @@chromasux2Sometimes you just help your friends. They will probably hate you for it first but if they your friend they will eventually understand

    • @ActuallyDontCare
      @ActuallyDontCare Рік тому

      It's a tricky situation because he has money, he can live literally anywhere, idk sometimes all a person knows is home. Losing his mom probably made the house more sentimental to him, If I were him i'd just renovate the house.@@chromasux2

    • @ipayne18
      @ipayne18 Рік тому +8

      In a previous episode they told him he should hire maids and that was before visiting his house

    • @phillwelsh
      @phillwelsh Рік тому +2

      ​@chromasux2 this man is well funded enough to never change and continue living this lifestyle

  • @BrodyLuv2
    @BrodyLuv2 2 місяці тому +1

    "What do you need paper towel for? .. Yur literally wearing pants'" .
    Too bloody good 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Warbrain89
    @Warbrain89 Рік тому +4316

    I’m actually surprised asmon let you guys film his house

    • @sydneystar14
      @sydneystar14 Рік тому +150

      exactly what i was thinking too

    • @kianschoeman6574
      @kianschoeman6574 Рік тому +629

      I'm not surprised in fact I was waiting for it to happen
      Asmon is not ashamed of his lifestyle

    • @Nox1234567891011
      @Nox1234567891011 Рік тому +28

      guess hes moving soon

    • @imlewishehe
      @imlewishehe Рік тому +155

      Why wouldn't he? He's shown his house before, and he's certainly not ashamed to show it

    • @imlewishehe
      @imlewishehe Рік тому +1

      @@Nox1234567891011 Nah, his ass is dying in that house

  • @ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind
    @ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind Рік тому +496

    It seems like whenever you enter Asmonlair you seem to receive a debuff. While the boss of the Asmonlair is completely immune to the effect you will not last long unless you have stacked enough resilience.

    • @djohnsveress6616
      @djohnsveress6616 Рік тому +33

      Beef Jerky flavored Steak consumable buff, harvested from the lair you can craft the only protective solution

    • @acesupercollector
      @acesupercollector Рік тому +7

      how much is enough though?

    • @TheIslandExpat
      @TheIslandExpat 6 місяців тому

      lmfao

  • @BobbyIsGone
    @BobbyIsGone 4 місяці тому +1209

    Bro looks like a homless person with a home, but also a millionare. I dont even know anymore.

    • @Epitomeeez
      @Epitomeeez 4 місяці тому +15

      He is pretty much all of those things

    • @jestergaminggof2028
      @jestergaminggof2028 3 місяці тому +3

      i was thinking that he's the almost perfect stoic more of a cynic but cynics tended to be homeless.

    • @valison8621
      @valison8621 3 місяці тому +10

      ​@@jestergaminggof2028 Modern Diogenes lol

    • @jestergaminggof2028
      @jestergaminggof2028 3 місяці тому

      @@valison8621 actually yeah he's more of a Scenic than a stoic

    • @johnsmith-cw3wo
      @johnsmith-cw3wo 3 місяці тому

      @@jestergaminggof2028 he is THE SIGMA male.

  • @maxzout2941
    @maxzout2941 2 місяці тому +13

    *Walking into his house is like setting foot in Blighttown*

  • @gingemaister
    @gingemaister Рік тому +1456

    I think this is an eye opener for people that didn't believe him when he said his house is a literal biohazard, I admire his honesty and acknowledgement of his living situation and he doesn't make any excuses whatsoever

    • @applespace150
      @applespace150 Рік тому +164

      and he has zero willingness to change the environment he lives in

    • @surprisinglyroomy
      @surprisinglyroomy Рік тому +6

      I mean, it was almost entirely shit we’ve already seen…. pretty lackluster showing from a golden opportunity we never thought would happen

    • @ethun6563
      @ethun6563 Рік тому +38

      All it is, is an excuses lmao. You really think him saying idc if it's dirty isn't an excuse? Who cares if I care or not if my house is clean? It's the principle of the action, not just the action itself...

    • @surprisinglyroomy
      @surprisinglyroomy Рік тому +45

      @@ethun6563 you make it sound like he’s a bad person, almost like it’s some real moral bad to not have his house cleaner….. chill out dude wtf 😭

    • @italianobergs
      @italianobergs Рік тому +41

      I hope you guys are joking, his house a literal disaster, they ate steak out of a pan thats probably been sitting there for a week

  • @kayla_blink1ro8se27
    @kayla_blink1ro8se27 6 місяців тому +1630

    As someone who used to live like this... this is a cry for help.

    • @2321kenb
      @2321kenb 6 місяців тому +93

      thats no lie.

    • @Reab7RoverT
      @Reab7RoverT 6 місяців тому +164

      I woulda spent the week cleaning if emiru was gonna be their.

    • @olivierkung
      @olivierkung 6 місяців тому +67

      Man I know when it looks like that and you say it is really bad when someone visit but in actuality it was way worse the day before when you found out they where coming.. 🤔😳

    • @enzoshink7597
      @enzoshink7597 6 місяців тому +25

      ​@@Reab7RoverT there*
      Not worth brother.

    • @DisappointedSon0813
      @DisappointedSon0813 6 місяців тому +39

      @@Reab7RoverT Why? she's a 5 at BEST. I ain't cleaning anything for her.

  • @JM-dc5rn
    @JM-dc5rn 5 місяців тому +534

    All the comfort from the memories and personality that the house provides him is probably one of the main things keeping this man going. There's nostalgia overflowing from this house. Like he is inside a time capsule.

    • @Crysishawk619
      @Crysishawk619 4 місяці тому +27

      Live is a strange thing and for the most beeing a child is an was the best about it

    • @sanich0811
      @sanich0811 4 місяці тому +9

      @@Crysishawk619 I never liked being a child, always dreamed of becoming an adult as soon as possible
      Children are annoying idiots
      Most adults are too.

    • @zapy541
      @zapy541 4 місяці тому +2

      if this was a house of a certain race you would be making so called "dark jokes"

    • @sanich0811
      @sanich0811 4 місяці тому +19

      @@zapy541 What is your problem?

    • @Bomba-r4p
      @Bomba-r4p 4 місяці тому +3

      @@zapy541why are you making it a race thing?

  • @X_x_ShadowGaming_x_X
    @X_x_ShadowGaming_x_X 2 місяці тому +22

    He DEFINITELY has a problem, the fact that he doesn't even care that he does IS the problem. But, I will say this; he's lived with it for 30 years, man has insane mental resistance...

    • @Haispawner
      @Haispawner Місяць тому +8

      Here's the thing about being depressed for a long time, all the negativity sort of blends in with your "neutral" mental state.
      The depression becomes a part of your life semi-permanently and you start to think it's "whatever" when it really is not.

    • @5050TM
      @5050TM Місяць тому +1

      ​@@Haispawner I've been depressed before as well and not only does it become neutral but it can become an addiction like a drug.

  • @RobsRemixes
    @RobsRemixes 11 місяців тому +2103

    What’s truly insane is that Asmon might be one of, if not THE only multimillionaire who lives like this. Truly exceptional.

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 11 місяців тому +111

      Looking at his shitty house makes me think the dude isnt nearly as rich as i thought. That place looks like it could collapse on him in few years. Wonder how much does a maid cost in US if he doesnt want to have one.

    • @CallMeBuff
      @CallMeBuff 11 місяців тому +239

      For some reason I think this house is just a streaming house in case he gets swatted or such that way his actual home address never gets revealed cause mans smart so who knows

    • @jonathanmosher72
      @jonathanmosher72 11 місяців тому +152

      There's a lot more than you think. A LOT more. I know a lawyer who won a 12 million dollar lawsuit that lives in a cramped 1 bedroom apartment that is filthy except for the kitchen and bathroom. I also knew a very successful business owner that lived almost exactly like this, according to his son he had 2.5 million in the bank when he passed. Those are just 2 I've known in my own hometown.

    • @Jpow5734
      @Jpow5734 11 місяців тому

      ⁠@@Jebu911he’s literally one of the biggest twitch streamers ever and has been for years which obviously means he gets money from the people that are subscribed to him, donations and sponsors. He’s also a co owner of star forge gaming which is a very big and successful prebuilt pc company, he’s an owner of OTK which is a media organisation and he’s also a co founder of Mythic which is a talent management company that helps sponsor content creators and has a hand in the esport business so I would imagine he makes quite a lot of money. He’s talked many times about how he just doesn’t spend any of his money because he sees no reason to except spending it on food and things for gaming, he invests everything and has so much money that he doesn’t know what to do with it so he just does nothing because he likes how he lives already.

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 11 місяців тому +29

      @@jonathanmosher72 Well its kinda true mostly poor people like to look rich anyway. But the few millionaires i know do have maids to clean their houses.

  • @kiwikrackle9193
    @kiwikrackle9193 Рік тому +140

    The Sheer horror on Emi's face when asmon said "you're Literall wearing pants" KILLED ME LMAO

  • @ChrisRaposo_dare
    @ChrisRaposo_dare Рік тому +451

    This is sad. I love Asmon, but the home is a shrine to his mom. Nothing has changed since she passed, other than decomposing. Love to you Asmon. I hope you win the demons you have left to defeat.

    • @spaceghost4161
      @spaceghost4161 Рік тому +9

      Yea well said

    • @oxsila
      @oxsila Рік тому +20

      How is it sad knowing that he is content with very little? Actually nice knowing the guy is happy enough to show us his house tbh. Quit projecting so much shit on him and pretending like you mean well lmao

    • @MayJade001
      @MayJade001 Рік тому +143

      ​​​@@oxsilaYou can literally see that he's unhappy. No haircut in two plus years and he quit streaming on his main just to name two things. Anyone who knows just a little about mental health will understand that this is unhealthy. There's nothing wrong with wanting to keepsake things but if that were the case he would clean, put things up for display and throw away the shit he doesn't need. Instead he's stopped doing the dishes and just gets plastic ones instead. He hasn't changed anything about the house to make it "his" instead he's trying to preserve it the way it was. This is a museum of old memories and not a home.
      Edit: He's also stopped using shampoo as of recently which just adds another layer of him taking less care of himself than ever before.

    • @481coolking
      @481coolking Рік тому +67

      ​@oxsila it's not projecting, it's the psychological. Well adjusted humans take care of themselves. If your hungry you find food. If your dirty you clean yourself. You naturally take care of yourself. People who lose basic hygiene are often signs of a troubled mind. You think I say this because I hate asmongold. I have watched asmongold for 5 years. I just want him to be healthy and happy because he deserves to be. He stuck in a home that is filled with the memories of his mother. How will he ever move past that if he can't heal

    • @rsmith8113
      @rsmith8113 Рік тому +79

      @@oxsilathat house screams depression and sadness.

  • @Lillestoel
    @Lillestoel 2 місяці тому +13

    4:55 did he say "something threw up there"? 🤣

  • @SleepyK787
    @SleepyK787 Рік тому +801

    Kind of heartwarming seeing asmongold genuinely enjoying their company. You could see his kid self blooming when he shows them around.

    • @BadaBadger
      @BadaBadger Рік тому +14

      Especially when he was going through his cards.

    • @Toshiro4619
      @Toshiro4619 Рік тому +14

      The very thinly veiled judgement kinda hurts me though

    • @mico4484
      @mico4484 Рік тому

      @@Toshiro4619 he should be judged. hes a godamn multimillionaire living like a complete bum. can't even throw away garbage and moldy food. what a sad degenerate.

    • @DWlsh43
      @DWlsh43 Рік тому +62

      @@Toshiro4619 My brother in christ look at the state of his house. He is aware too you can tell, but he doesn't care enough to fix it and its to the point where he probably doesn't even know where to start

    • @Toshiro4619
      @Toshiro4619 Рік тому +13

      @@DWlsh43 While you are right, I don't think snidely mocking him right in front of his face by talking around things is the play here if they truly want to try and help the man...

  • @Vainskua
    @Vainskua 3 місяці тому +389

    "Why would you need those? You're LITERALLY wearing pants"
    Killed me.

    • @jokeperson
      @jokeperson 2 місяці тому +4

      what the fuck did he mean by that

    • @mxruuisgone522
      @mxruuisgone522 2 місяці тому +32

      @@jokepersonit means you can wipe off whatever you get on your fingers from the food on your pants😭😭😭

    • @BlahBlah-kb1wf
      @BlahBlah-kb1wf 2 місяці тому +13

      I think that comment cause Emiru to mentally step back from the situation a bit lol

    • @tryhard_trylater
      @tryhard_trylater 2 місяці тому +6

      @@BlahBlah-kb1wf I caught that eye contact she made with the camera too!

    • @ALI.x
      @ALI.x 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@mxruuisgone522 I honestly thought it was because she wanted to fold napkins on the table to make the dinner more "formal" but what's the point when you come dressed in pants like that. Guess you're right tho

  • @d3-embro
    @d3-embro Рік тому +293

    Finally I have all the information I need to build Asmon's house in Minecraft

    • @Icureditwithmybrain
      @Icureditwithmybrain Рік тому +4

      ahahahahahahaaa

    • @warionsjetix1
      @warionsjetix1 Рік тому +17

      the hard part will be getting all the items u need to it be faithful to the original 😅

    • @Moo.1336
      @Moo.1336 3 місяці тому +3

      Let us know how it looks when you finish it in 10 years.

  • @princeLaharl2
    @princeLaharl2 2 місяці тому +1

    18:39 Asmon's face genuinely lit up to that nice childhood memory and it wasn't even his 🥲

  • @alexmax3502
    @alexmax3502 Рік тому +318

    Watching this feels actually somewhat relatable to me, as Tectone said, "it's like a time capsule" and yeah, he lived there with his parents until it was just him and his mother until she passed, and I'm basically in the same boat, my mother died but her things are still in the same places... while I can understand why someone would call these things trash, these things for me mean memories.

    • @humanbean3
      @humanbean3 Рік тому +16

      you are not alone my friend. i have things placed on tables and all around, simple things like a cup, that were placed there by my mom, for many many years now. I never really gave it much thought until now. it's nice to know there's other ppl in the same boat. ppl that played WoW, MTG, shared life experiences, etc etc. its even crazier that someone like that became a super popular streamer.'
      edit: i also never moved out and we played games together, watched anime, etc.. lost my best friend at the same time. life is pretty harsh

    • @MythicalCrayon
      @MythicalCrayon Рік тому +6

      my mother passed last year, family had to clean her room out. Me and my kids lived here with her and now im going to take over her room, its empty and its been a year... im still in my old room. I want to move (more room) but its not easy. I haven't been in there since its been cleaned out, i can move clothes in there and set the bathroom up and things like that but im still fighting to pull myself out of bed most days, let alone start to take over what was my parents room for 41 years. It's so hard.

    • @jerry5087
      @jerry5087 Рік тому

      I understand that too. Our mom has passed last year too and we cleaned everything up, sorted out stuff, but nobody wants to use her old room, it's just there.

    • @r1ght_n0w
      @r1ght_n0w Рік тому +8

      I mean it's a little different for Asmongold, the stuff laying around is one thing, all the real trash, like real garbage and the dirty places is just another one completely different thing

    • @williamking3301
      @williamking3301 Рік тому +2

      Same for me. I inherited the house I live in from my mom after she died back in 2020. Except for the three years I was in college and the 6 months when I rented an apartment, I have lived in my house since I was a baby. Grew up here, and I'm going to stay here until the day I die. There is some clutter, but it is not as bad as I have seen in most other houses I've been in or seen on TV (hoarder shows) or as it looks here in Asmon's house. Things do need fixing here, but I live on a fixed income and am physically disabled from a work accident that happened 10 years ago. I just don't have enough money to fix the place up like it should be. He has money, I understand, enough to clean his place up proper. I've known a couple of old men who had their own businesses and were very frugal. They dressed like farmers and country boys with overalls and caps. To look at them you wouldn't think they were wealthy. No aspersions on Asmon, he lives like he wants to, it is his life, can't blame him for that.

  • @djaf8550
    @djaf8550 Рік тому +652

    This ep kinda broke my heart. Asmon been through a lot through the years. Seeing all of the house and how his friends responded. But you can tell they actually do care.

    • @TheGoatLocker
      @TheGoatLocker Рік тому +172

      Same, you just know he misses his mom deep down and the condition of the home is a reflection of his grief process.

    • @CallMeehCaptain
      @CallMeehCaptain Рік тому +69

      @@TheGoatLocker Losing a parent is the hardest thing we all face at some point in our lives I know. I lost my dad in a tragic motorcyle accident.

    • @JanDarkyy
      @JanDarkyy Рік тому +22

      @@CallMeehCaptain Dont say we all, many of us didnt have the privilege to be born in a good family. If anything, when they passed out i felt real peace and freedom for the first time in my life

    • @Chadchadersonthe3rd
      @Chadchadersonthe3rd Рік тому +87

      @@TheGoatLocker The condition of the house has always been like this and asmon never cared. It has nothing to do with grief, this is simply how he grew up. He sees nothing wrong with how nasty his how is because that's simply what he knows. If I had to guess, his mom was a awful smoker who just would lay around the house all day and wasn't very clean herself, nor cared about her health. You can tell Asmon is just a reelection of his mom. The one thing I will say though is that I think the reason why Asmon never moves out, has everything to do with the sentimental value of the home for him.

    • @thatscrazy-s2m
      @thatscrazy-s2m Рік тому +26

      no he needs help clearly.

  • @Time-yo5mw
    @Time-yo5mw Рік тому +780

    This absolutely breaks my heart. A man who lived with and supported his mother who was essentially wasting away. Now all that's left is him and the house that they shared. I hope he sees what he needs to change for himself one day.

    • @tso8174
      @tso8174 Рік тому +57

      As long as he's happy, why change? He's not living any worse than a lot of folks, he would normally just be a retired young multi millionaire, whose he hurting? He's going to die young? He doesn't smoke, and he seems to be in decent shape man idk. Yeah his house is a wreck, but there's definitely way worse situations than his.

    • @VDA19
      @VDA19 Рік тому

      Because the way he's living is disgusting. Insane people are probably happy too if you give them some baby toys to play with, happiness doesn't change that the way he's living is objectively disgusting and unhealthy.@@tso8174
      "he seems to be in decent shape"
      Bro what, he's a skeleton and probably can't run a football field.

    • @DomKelton420
      @DomKelton420 Рік тому +276

      @@tso8174you think he is in decent shape? Lmao

    • @foxy5652
      @foxy5652 Рік тому +52

      ​@@tso8174altho I agree with you he is not in a decent shape. He has stated multiple times that although he is skinny that does not equate to health. He has one of the worst diets out there (similar to me) and terrible sleep schedule which heavily affects health

    • @republicofcasuals
      @republicofcasuals Рік тому +28

      Why change? Maybe he's still going through the mourning process and the house as it is acts as a security blanket. People only know the streamer, not Asmond with his family and growing up. Even with all his baggage, he's still one of the most successful streamers to date, so anyone having a cry need to take a long look in the mirror and ask yourselves, does a clean bedroom pay the bills? Buy you anything your heart desires because you just can? Just people hyper focusing on all the little things and missing the big picture!

  • @Deubler
    @Deubler 15 днів тому

    The paper towels "What would you need that for? You're literally wearing pants" I cackled like a cartoon villain

  • @sygmarvexarion7891
    @sygmarvexarion7891 Рік тому +1489

    We finally discovered what Asmon considers to be too disgraceful to be around: dead rats. That's where he draws the line.

    • @javiervillarreal5269
      @javiervillarreal5269 Рік тому +45

      Man has a code

    • @stewpidaz
      @stewpidaz Рік тому +50

      Live rats are presumably fine though 😅

    • @SirBeanz
      @SirBeanz Рік тому +27

      i really want to know what the bathroom was like cos he said he had to clean it up before they got there, was it better or worse than the dead rats

    • @Vince6323
      @Vince6323 Рік тому +45

      He seemed slightly bothered by the thought of black mold. Likely so he can locate it, and place a rug over the top of it.

    • @Vince6323
      @Vince6323 Рік тому +6

      ​@@SirBeanz That of which we do not speak...

  • @imneveruploadinghere7180
    @imneveruploadinghere7180 Рік тому +233

    The comment Teccy made about the house being a time capsule is accurate af. Asmon never wanted anything in his life to change. He just wanted to play video games with his friends since he was a kid.

    • @Void-pkm
      @Void-pkm Рік тому

      a man child with major mental issues

  • @thekornrole
    @thekornrole 7 місяців тому +492

    Emi looking like a social worker lol

  • @Grassland-ix7mu
    @Grassland-ix7mu 2 місяці тому

    The "Do you have smoke alarms. What? Eh (Side eye and head nudding)" was FUNNY

  • @bananagooz5940
    @bananagooz5940 7 місяців тому +743

    Bro.... i paused this video and cleaned my house

    • @Wasatch99
      @Wasatch99 6 місяців тому +16

      Im about to do the same thing

    • @masonbain7098
      @masonbain7098 6 місяців тому +5

      literally gonna do the same.

    • @airicatagiri
      @airicatagiri 6 місяців тому +3

      I would too if its not 1 AM and i need to go to work tomorrow.

    • @RSFaber-nk6lh
      @RSFaber-nk6lh 5 місяців тому +1

      It's my only free day this week, but Ive cleaned my entire yard.

    • @turkovich530
      @turkovich530 5 місяців тому +5

      Inspiring, isn't it

  • @__-fi6xg
    @__-fi6xg Рік тому +230

    the chemistry between them is so gold, holy shit that felt wholesome.

  • @VchaosTheoryV
    @VchaosTheoryV Рік тому +482

    8:30 "Those are brownies from uh...last valentines day. We'll just put those back in there". The reaction and timing is pure comedy gold

  • @Eightfinger
    @Eightfinger Місяць тому +2

    Owning a house with a garden myself, and actually trying to keep it clean and orderly as a single person with a worklife... I do not understand how his garden looks so okay, in contrast to the house itself. It is usually the garden that looks like a jungle if you don't take care of it VERY regularly. If I don't get rid of the weeds and mow the lawn, it takes about 2-3 weeks to look like a completely abandoned wild place. Asmonds garden on the other hand... looks pretty normal. Yeah, not super inviting and a bit old, but normal. How does he do that? Does he have a gardener?

  • @Styxir
    @Styxir Рік тому +374

    "Do you have smoke alarms?" "What?" "..." is a perfect example of the existence that is Asmongold.

    • @quanage4296
      @quanage4296 Рік тому +5

      If a fire were to ever broke out he'll be so fuckin dead

    • @Deathleta
      @Deathleta Рік тому +13

      Or when she grabbed the paper towels but he responded with "Why would you need those, you're wearing pants." He's so used to living like that he has no idea what she meant and was just trying to wipe down the table where they were going to eat. But again...not something Asmongold would go out of his way to even care about...LOL

    • @MadJack707
      @MadJack707 Рік тому

      Yeah and rats love to eat romex sheathing so a fire is 1000x more likely trust@@quanage4296

  • @Vanirvis
    @Vanirvis 8 місяців тому +170

    *Emi picks up paper towels*
    Asmongold, hostile: “What do you need those for?? You’re literally wearing pants!”

  • @meurumtrain4747
    @meurumtrain4747 Рік тому +1380

    I enjoy how Emiru couldn’t even pretend she wasn’t uncomfortable

    • @JonathanRoberts-d1b
      @JonathanRoberts-d1b 11 місяців тому +8

      Who?

    • @gafegofa
      @gafegofa 11 місяців тому +6

      Emiwho?

    • @jonder5125
      @jonder5125 9 місяців тому +10

      I think shes known as the forehead girl

    • @Gamfluent
      @Gamfluent 9 місяців тому +36

      Everyone high key looked uncomfortable, even tectone a dude who hose more then comfortable being a douche on the internet looked like he wanted to hold back some things

    • @Nothing02310
      @Nothing02310 3 місяці тому +3

      She looks uncomfortable in any clip of her ive ever seen

  • @BrattyBlue
    @BrattyBlue 18 днів тому +1

    This man needs genuine love, care and a proper teddy-hug. He needs proper love and genuine, positive amd empathic people that he can talk to about all of this. Seems like he holds everything in and have just accepted his hurt, growing into his bad past and not thinking ahead for his sake and no one else’s.
    I get it though, I am the same way, but to a lesser extent or degree. I see his pain and his scream for help. He cries inside, trying to ignore it in every way possible.

  • @AntiMaxer
    @AntiMaxer 9 місяців тому +903

    14:00 imagine the first time to see your neighbor in 10 years and hes in pajama pants swinging a sword

    • @christianbrown1210
      @christianbrown1210 8 місяців тому +11

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @VenomRoadRacing
      @VenomRoadRacing 8 місяців тому +33

      I'd like to be remembered this way by humanity

    • @Sensei_gojo
      @Sensei_gojo 7 місяців тому +2

      A little off topic but I saw emi’s PJs and I was freakin out cause I had those same exact pants

    • @krejziks3398
      @krejziks3398 7 місяців тому +2

      idk why this comment made me lol so much, but this reminds of my neighbour who thought i was overseas for 3 years when i was actually a NEET, gaming whole nights and sleeping most of the day.

    • @Seidragon
      @Seidragon 7 місяців тому +2

      Pretty impressive swing, too.

  • @PowerSynopsis
    @PowerSynopsis Рік тому +1142

    This guy probably has enough money to live like an actual king, but he chooses this. It amazes me. What an interesting fellow.

    • @gearhead417
      @gearhead417 Рік тому +102

      interesting is the word to use

    • @sanitychecktv
      @sanitychecktv Рік тому +103

      At this point it's a part of his character, and as he says himself many times, "never break character".

    • @k94398
      @k94398 Рік тому +1

      Its called mental illness

    • @rainesaysdie863
      @rainesaysdie863 Рік тому

      @@madarah8533 "yeah, we bought a house together, sleep together, I let him fuck me sometimes, but im not actually gay it's just a funny bit im doing lol"

    • @thetrustysidekick3013
      @thetrustysidekick3013 Рік тому +218

      It's called trauma and mental health issues

  • @beneasty7257
    @beneasty7257 3 місяці тому +227

    “Those are brownies, from last valentines. We’ll just put them back in there…” I’m 💀

  • @Nothing-ox3oy
    @Nothing-ox3oy 4 дні тому

    Grabs paper towels.
    What do you need that for? You're wearing pants.
    I died laughing.

  • @tholzak
    @tholzak Рік тому +324

    13:31 Dude, honestly wholesome gesture made by Tectone. I know people dealing with hoarding problems and it can be overwhelming to get started cleaning such a big pile of trash. Really good effort made there. Kudos Tekkie
    EDIT: Too bad Asmon doesn't take up the offer.

    • @jessieansell6168
      @jessieansell6168 Рік тому +41

      Very compassionate way to phrase it on his part without shaming Asmon

    • @ayelmao42069
      @ayelmao42069 Рік тому +9

      He didnt take the offer on camera at least 😊

    • @ryanreverie5242
      @ryanreverie5242 Рік тому +27

      its honestly ridiculous on asmongold's part. idk how it isn't embarrassing when people that know him come over and are so visibly uncomfortable by how bad it is. he lives like a teenager whose parent just died and doesn't know how to do literally anything, being a mid 30s man child and saying it's "just how you live" is and will always be nothing but sad.

    • @Renanfg
      @Renanfg Рік тому +7

      @@ryanreverie5242 He doesn't look sad, and by that comment I think youre the one sad.

    • @themrnoob0
      @themrnoob0 Рік тому +5

      @@ryanreverie5242 If it doesn't matter to him why would it matter to anyone else?

  • @theoriginalmre
    @theoriginalmre Рік тому +745

    I think it's really nice of Emi and Tec to befriend this man who's fallen on hard times.

    • @Kidcrowley
      @Kidcrowley Рік тому +33

      💀💀💀

    • @acesupercollector
      @acesupercollector Рік тому +2

      looooool! silly goose.

    • @rsmith8113
      @rsmith8113 Рік тому +6

      Indeed, it’s a little touching

    • @d3-embro
      @d3-embro Рік тому +6

      Warms my cold heart seeing it

    • @Tallborn5
      @Tallborn5 Рік тому +9

      Bro he has like 5 really good real life friends but I don't know why they never told him or maybe they did and Asmon is too stubborn to do anything.

  • @panadna
    @panadna Рік тому +427

    Man I just love Tectone going full documentary mode mid video, like an Archeologist appreciating the remains of an ancient civilization😂.

  • @EpicConspiracy
    @EpicConspiracy Місяць тому +2

    Everyone laughing at him while ordering door dash and paying. 1800 for an apartment while he is financially set for life.

  • @benfrese3573
    @benfrese3573 Рік тому +584

    based on *personal* experience:
    To clean this he'd have to go through all this stuff and decide what to do with it, and that means he would have to confront himself with a lot of potentially bad memories.
    Especially that his mom died he would have to face (again) and there's most likely much more we do not know about. It's not just an act of cleaning up.

    • @ukleth
      @ukleth Рік тому +49

      True ,
      You can not blame him not to throw away even a knife his mom was using.

    • @benfrese3573
      @benfrese3573 Рік тому +8

      @@ukleth That's not what I meant :)
      edit: +obviously

    • @ukleth
      @ukleth Рік тому +3

      @@benfrese3573 i agree with your first statement

    • @benfrese3573
      @benfrese3573 Рік тому

      @@ukleth 🕊

    • @Bobby_Boozer
      @Bobby_Boozer Рік тому +3

      Okay but could he not just pay for a service were they get rid of the stuff instead of him?

  • @benireges
    @benireges 4 місяці тому +271

    "dont use that, the ice is moldy" - asmongold

  • @ryu7055
    @ryu7055 Місяць тому +2

    she really was one sip away from sickness wanting to drink water from asmons fridge 😂

  • @RonPalacio
    @RonPalacio 3 місяці тому +167

    Emiru: where are the dead rats?
    Asmon: i threw em away
    Emiru: thats so nice

  • @Movie_Games
    @Movie_Games 9 місяців тому +334

    Asmongold's fridge defies science and turns vinegar back into wine.

  • @Meatrose
    @Meatrose Рік тому +83

    This was wild. I mean we've all heard the stories and seen the bits and pieces, but to see the lair and the nest in all of their glory was something else.

  • @greencap1606
    @greencap1606 Місяць тому +2

    Aww... felt this. been there. it's great to see him start to turn it around