Asmongolds Mind EXPLODES By World Record Dark Souls Speed Run

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  • @biglogie680
    @biglogie680 5 років тому +19371

    he cant process it 😂

    • @bestofasmongold5736
      @bestofasmongold5736  5 років тому +1703

      Yeah I bet it would be frustrating see how hard you worked and someone doing it that fast.

    • @ShadowDuty7
      @ShadowDuty7 5 років тому +468

      Dude spends so much time on WoW and no other game, that speedruns on a game as notoriously hard, massive, and diverse as Dark Souls is just too much for him to comprehend
      If he ever plays Dark Souls 3, imagine how he'd react to Nameless King, Midir, and basically any boss in general in 3

    • @jizzwardo9653
      @jizzwardo9653 4 роки тому +234

      @@ShadowDuty7 I know you said this a year ago but damn do you overhype the difficulty of these games.

    • @Bubblemation
      @Bubblemation 4 роки тому +50

      @@jizzwardo9653 I bet you haven't even played them lol 🤣🤣

    • @jizzwardo9653
      @jizzwardo9653 4 роки тому +163

      @@Bubblemation I've beat ds1 twice, ds2 once, ds3 4 times onto my fifth and am halfway through bloodborne. The games aren't hard, get real. Honestly this comment gives me the vibe that you haven't played any. Sure they're harder if you're fatrolling all of the time like this guy, but if you actually have a planned build which I did on my first run the game isn't hard. That is the key to this game: just focus on a certain build when levelling up. Don't level every stat equally, pick a weapon/group of weapons you'd like to use and build around that. For example want to use large strength based weapons? Go for a strength build or perhaps even a quality build if you like quality based weapons. Want a sorcery based build? Level int and use int scaling weapons. The game is a lot harder if your build is all over the place and you don't do enough damage or your build is just poorly optimised in general.

  • @prototyp10000
    @prototyp10000 4 роки тому +13884

    Asmon sounds like a secondary character of an anime watching the main character fight

  • @2wice4RICE
    @2wice4RICE 4 роки тому +7705

    yup, i just watched a whole 37 mins of a streamer i dont know watching a speed-run of a game ive never played. its just the 4am midnight vibes

    • @65EKS65
      @65EKS65 4 роки тому +77

      LMAO same except it's 3:20am 🤣 Watching this doesn't make DS games look so hard as people claim. 🤣

    • @bobo-bx8yj
      @bobo-bx8yj 3 роки тому +129

      @@65EKS65 bc they arent hard. dark souls isnt really a difficult game there's just a bit of a learning curve if you dont learn from your mistakes itll be a struggle. after a while youll be able finish the game w/o dying pre easily in a couple of hours. best game ive ever played

    • @fillipitibell4646
      @fillipitibell4646 3 роки тому +34

      Yeah, as Beau Allen said, it’s just a learning curve. And that goes for pretty much all the Soulsborne games, although Bloodborne is a bit different due to the trick weapons and such. You should really play Dark Souls and Bloodborne. Even Demon Souls when the remake comes out. Worth it.

    • @EliteDadBod
      @EliteDadBod 3 роки тому +29

      seriously tho, I don't even know wtf dark souls is and I couldn't stop watching it.

    • @GrandNoble
      @GrandNoble 3 роки тому +13

      12:51 for me. but i have played dark souls and this is incredibly impressive

  • @bruhchongles1579
    @bruhchongles1579 Рік тому +1754

    Throughout the entire 37 minutes and 28 seconds, Asmon managed to formulate 3 complete sentences.

    • @Hittawatches
      @Hittawatches Рік тому +16

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @driftysilver7620
      @driftysilver7620 11 місяців тому +44

      Yeah it's rather annoying. I know the big thing that a lot of youtubers like to do is never know what's happening, but holy hell... (18:03)

    • @GodsManJames
      @GodsManJames 9 місяців тому +11

      @@driftysilver7620huh ! HhhhHhuuUUUuuuhhHHHhh??!

    • @dChad014
      @dChad014 6 місяців тому +5

      @@mr.tamoshanter it was like he never played the game before lol
      He had a dumbstruck look the whole time and couldn't believe any and all tricks ela did

    • @MatthewEcclesiastes
      @MatthewEcclesiastes 6 місяців тому +1

      😂😂😂

  • @DDoylee
    @DDoylee 8 місяців тому +508

    Asmongold is like the side characters in an anime watching the protagonist fight. “He’s so fast! Is he even human!? How did he do that!?”

    • @CharlieTheNerd91
      @CharlieTheNerd91 7 місяців тому

      Yeah, talentless leech if u ask me.

    • @dumbodum
      @dumbodum 6 місяців тому +17

      NANI !?!?

    • @warwolf333
      @warwolf333 6 місяців тому +5

      Yeah, he’s nothing more than an NPC... (with bad script)

    • @CharlieTheNerd91
      @CharlieTheNerd91 6 місяців тому +3

      @@warwolf333Exactly

    • @HolyChad
      @HolyChad 5 місяців тому +5

      @@warwolf333L take

  • @kkay000
    @kkay000 3 роки тому +5356

    Asmongold "oh my god... he just.. what..."
    The speedrunner "Yeah sailor moon is such a cutie"

    • @AL-lz6px
      @AL-lz6px 3 роки тому +214

      Both reactions are completely valid.

    • @adrian12345128
      @adrian12345128 3 роки тому +95

      For those it at 4:49

    • @gamerex9378
      @gamerex9378 3 роки тому +39

      I mean, 7 year old me agreed with that.

    • @synister6117
      @synister6117 3 роки тому +1

      Huh

    • @mqfii8992
      @mqfii8992 3 роки тому +16

      Sailor Mars master race here

  • @CtrlSaltDlt
    @CtrlSaltDlt 3 роки тому +15799

    The fact this dude can literally sit there and talk to his chat whilst speedrunning for the world record is insane.

    • @sqfzerzefsdf
      @sqfzerzefsdf 3 роки тому +464

      I love making new characters in darksouls games, trust me after a while (maybe like 10-20 runs) you know where everything is by just knowing what area you're in I imagine that doing runs daily for stream will have that effect times 100

    • @TheButterMinecart1
      @TheButterMinecart1 3 роки тому +146

      It's not that hard. I do it all the time whilst speed running. I have practised everything so many times that I barely have to think except in really difficult sections.

    • @wethenorth3695
      @wethenorth3695 3 роки тому +96

      @@TheButterMinecart1 its pretty hard

    • @yourfather8865
      @yourfather8865 3 роки тому +206

      @@TheButterMinecart1 But I doubt you're breaking the world record whilst doing that

    • @exoraii
      @exoraii 3 роки тому +8

      Mitchell Lansdown elajjz is a god and good at it

  • @ogbumpsniff2640
    @ogbumpsniff2640 Рік тому +504

    Speedrunner: doesn't take intended path
    Asmon: WTF 👁️👄👁️

    • @Knicks518
      @Knicks518 11 місяців тому +3

      Lmao

    • @9f81rsd00
      @9f81rsd00 6 місяців тому +1

      People who follow the online guides to a T. :v

  • @citpyrc6667
    @citpyrc6667 10 місяців тому +36

    thi is possibly the hardest video ive ever had to watch. he literally sees anything and goes HUHHHHHH WHAAAAAT and doesnt stop talking

    • @maxkepler9088
      @maxkepler9088 8 днів тому

      hes a bozo. legit cancer. the other guy talking you should see him cry over a mount in wow. straight coward

  • @JayImahara
    @JayImahara 4 роки тому +5015

    *Runs in a straight line*
    "How is he so efficient?!"

    • @BlitzTaco
      @BlitzTaco 4 роки тому +381

      "He's not fighting the mobs?!?" Dude really has never seen a speed run in his life XD

    • @TOMMYBOY9195
      @TOMMYBOY9195 4 роки тому +165

      Literally asks the same question every 5 seconds, just want to punch him in the face.

    • @kolasis4994
      @kolasis4994 4 роки тому +3

      Blake N i can’t pass the opportune moment to comment and say, I have successfully ran into my name neighbor.

    • @salted2096
      @salted2096 4 роки тому

      @Blake N its just mcconnels persona

    • @S4NSE
      @S4NSE 4 роки тому

      xDDDD

  • @OdinDOUCS
    @OdinDOUCS 4 роки тому +4654

    Local man reveals he's never seen a speedrun in his entire life

    • @Bluecho4
      @Bluecho4 4 роки тому +139

      I know, right? I'm left thinking, "Oh, you sweet summer child, you have no idea what a _trip_ you're in for".

    • @wholesomeducky
      @wholesomeducky 4 роки тому +290

      Yeah, no joke. The sheer amount of "why is he doing this" and "why is he going there" was almost to the point of being obnoxious.
      Asmongold is the buddy/bf/gf that won't shut the f*** up during a movie and keeps asking questions that would be answered if they just kept quiet and watched.

    • @midgard9057
      @midgard9057 4 роки тому +31

      @@wholesomeducky Sounds like my friend who tries to be realistic and criticize everything in a movie (While the actors are talking)

    • @FakeLeffty
      @FakeLeffty 4 роки тому +87

      @@midgard9057 To me it looks like asmon just overreacted, which is cringe.

    • @FoxxMulderr
      @FoxxMulderr 4 роки тому +32

      @@wholesomeducky dude is a blithering idiot

  • @hakimonn
    @hakimonn 2 роки тому +42

    "He levels up Endurance and Strength why doesn't he get more stamina ?"
    The good ol Asmon...

  • @john-connorriedel9553
    @john-connorriedel9553 Рік тому +32

    The other guy every 5 seconds: Ohhhhh you don’t know about this…

  • @benzi1521
    @benzi1521 3 роки тому +2767

    Every streamer during their WR run: this run is garbage

    • @PkedSome
      @PkedSome 3 роки тому +266

      To be fair not getting hyped keeps you calm and prevents you from choking

    • @kiroumi5307
      @kiroumi5307 3 роки тому +57

      It's because they know that it could be better 😂

    • @Rexhunterj
      @Rexhunterj 3 роки тому +133

      As a former speed runner who had a third place on an old 3D platformer, I can say easily that when you're on a good run, you feel like it's a bad run when you see the splits. The aim is to try and get perfect splits (Sum of Best) but that's not likely to happen due to RNG.
      It's also a psychological thing, it helps to settle your nerves and relax you by psyching yourself down rather than up, when you feel like you're going great, you'll take more risks.

    • @Schatten2712
      @Schatten2712 3 роки тому +18

      but if you act overconfident and then get a bad time you'll look like a clown tho

    • @iwong3357
      @iwong3357 3 роки тому +5

      You know a good artist when they agonize over their "best works".

  • @ultra_lindel
    @ultra_lindel 3 роки тому +2777

    Speedrunner: does literally anything
    Asmongold: what the fuck

  • @klpaah
    @klpaah 10 місяців тому +63

    Always makes my day at 18:43 when you see Asmond's soul get obliterated, and he's trying to hold back actual tears. "Oh-kay. :'-)"

  • @dsuable_
    @dsuable_ 6 місяців тому +8

    Speedrunner: walks
    Solmongods: OMG HE IS SO FAST :O

  • @HeiressEllie
    @HeiressEllie 3 роки тому +2649

    "Why is he taking his armor off"
    Oh boy this'll be golden

    • @mannys.o.t9806
      @mannys.o.t9806 2 роки тому +200

      “What do you think this is counter strike”🤣😭😭😭

    • @click8708
      @click8708 2 роки тому +5

      @@mannys.o.t9806 Too good

    • @kristoffseisler2163
      @kristoffseisler2163 2 роки тому +7

      ​@@mannys.o.t9806 A game where you cannot even unequip your armor at will or have it make you run slower lmao

    • @user-ww7yh7rd7y
      @user-ww7yh7rd7y 2 роки тому

      So he gets his things sorted faster

    • @Xrm-du9ws
      @Xrm-du9ws 2 роки тому +2

      @@kristoffseisler2163 he was talking about the weapon when he dropped it ,in cs you run faster with no weapon(knife basically)

  • @mecash1058
    @mecash1058 4 роки тому +1254

    His brain can't even process that a speed runner runs past mobs

    • @midgard9057
      @midgard9057 4 роки тому +26

      Fr, like whats the reward? some souls that can't even level you and might force you to restart from dying to them or taking too much time. Its a speedrun, meaning you cut corners the quickest and most efficient way (within rules)

    • @FiLpLokko
      @FiLpLokko 4 роки тому +9

      yeah, its like he never watched a speedrun before, he didnt even understood some basic things in speedrun when the guy done in the video

    • @mazder360
      @mazder360 4 роки тому +6

      "He didnt even fight the dragon!"

    • @devinem24
      @devinem24 4 роки тому +7

      @gottfer i think people need to realize his reactions are exaggerated

    • @TheGodofSteel
      @TheGodofSteel 4 роки тому +10

      @@devinem24 Yeah, they aren't authentic at all. Even if you've never done a speed run or watched one before, you've at least heard of them and this guy is overreacting to basic shit like running past mobs.

  • @avacyn2000
    @avacyn2000 5 місяців тому +10

    If you ever feel useless, remember that there are people who will sit and watch a streamer for hours at a time, spamming meme faces in the chat.

    • @hallucy2215
      @hallucy2215 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Androteshhe was insulting you lil bro, that's you

  • @fostxswire1600
    @fostxswire1600 Рік тому +22

    That secret bonfire in the forest was a gamechanger for me. It must have been brutal for Asmogold to get through there. Before the update when the forest ghost would respond I would glitch them off the cliff jump off to die and reinse and repeat a few times to level boost.

    • @darkbeach72
      @darkbeach72 28 днів тому

      Still works. I just used that in my first run through DS. Aggro everyone between that bonfire and the cat, bring them back to the cliff and they bounce right off your head and PROFIT.

    • @sladjanivkovic2
      @sladjanivkovic2 8 днів тому

      You can still do it and will always be able to do it lol. I literally did it 2 days ago. You just run to the guy with the axe, and then run back and stand near the cliff and wait.

  • @gifgoldblum7940
    @gifgoldblum7940 3 роки тому +3791

    Fun fact: this is also Asmon's reaction whenever he sees someone drink from a cup without drowning

    • @wjr4700
      @wjr4700 3 роки тому +27

      😂

    • @Joe.484
      @Joe.484 2 роки тому +137

      Dudes running up the stairs
      Asmin: WHOOT DAAAA FOOOOOCK?

    • @theonionsystem7779
      @theonionsystem7779 2 роки тому +35

      Like... How's he not drowning?

    • @gifgoldblum7940
      @gifgoldblum7940 2 роки тому +93

      @@theonionsystem7779 *Dude off-screen* : "Yeah, the cup is ceramic"
      *Asmo* "whaAAAAAA??!?!"

    • @garcialopez1369
      @garcialopez1369 2 роки тому +3

      @@Joe.484 I'm sure it's because, everything a speedrunner does has a purpose. And I can imagine parts of the game where we got shitted on, this speed demon breezes through.

  • @scholarlounge
    @scholarlounge 3 роки тому +1708

    Friend: Hey dude, we going out?
    DS Speedrunner: Yeah, give me half an hour. Just gotta finish Dark Souls real quick.

    • @kento369
      @kento369 3 роки тому +48

      Finish!? You're still making your character!

    • @hungflo3271
      @hungflo3271 3 роки тому +3

      Not finish.. play.

  • @gilbertroyals8842
    @gilbertroyals8842 10 місяців тому +6

    He looks so thin 4 years ago

  • @TheTroupeMasterGrimm
    @TheTroupeMasterGrimm 4 місяці тому +3

    This entire video is just Asmon going:
    1) what?
    2) HOW!?
    3) I didn’t know that!
    4) why does he…. What?

  • @arafathossainadib7731
    @arafathossainadib7731 3 роки тому +1652

    "oh you don't know about this!"
    proceeds to not explain...

    • @illya7195
      @illya7195 3 роки тому +53

      i mean he was about to see it happen in like 2 second anyway

    • @imnotdavidxnsx
      @imnotdavidxnsx 3 роки тому +30

      "and you never will"

    • @fernandolopez-bw2wk
      @fernandolopez-bw2wk 3 роки тому +1

      Word he’s madd aborting about it

    • @mankeykong64
      @mankeykong64 3 роки тому +131

      Dude was fucking annoying

    • @billjoe7036
      @billjoe7036 3 роки тому +61

      illya olav it’s because he doesn’t actually know wtf he’s talking about either lol. Everything is “ooooh I forgot you didn’t know about this specific thing” like he has any clue

  • @alexrandall8557
    @alexrandall8557 4 роки тому +918

    "He didn't even get the bonfire!" Asmon I don't think he plans on dying in a speedrun

    • @RoyVanstorm
      @RoyVanstorm 3 роки тому +2

      He was using the Dark Sign which is technically dying.

    • @alexrandall8557
      @alexrandall8557 3 роки тому +22

      @@RoyVanstorm Alright, I guess so. "Getting killed" then.

    • @elijahkianizadeh1788
      @elijahkianizadeh1788 3 роки тому +1

      Well, there are alot of games that depend on dying to do certain things quicker like spawning to a closer spot eg. Farcry4

    • @Messerschmitt_BF_109G_10
      @Messerschmitt_BF_109G_10 3 роки тому

      @@elijahkianizadeh1788 that reminds me of the time where i would save & quit in borderlands 2 just to get to a New-U station or the beginning of map

    • @everythingpony
      @everythingpony Місяць тому

      ​@@RoyVanstormtechnically you are a berd

  • @IEatSand22890
    @IEatSand22890 5 місяців тому +4

    God, Asmon looks so much healthier these days. Straight up a fucking goblinoid in this video.

  • @eureka0521
    @eureka0521 2 роки тому +8

    Speedrunners really are on another dimension. I'm in awe everyday tuning into Distortion 2. The speed, accuracy, perfection. it's fun to watch and i don't even speed run myself.

  • @TheYuvimon
    @TheYuvimon 3 роки тому +1502

    Alternative title: Asmongold does the surprised pikachu face for 37 minutes straight

  • @heinzguderian9980
    @heinzguderian9980 3 роки тому +1617

    "Look at his feet, they don't even stop!"
    Yeh, it's called "walking."

    • @isaacmiracle8188
      @isaacmiracle8188 3 роки тому +8

      Yep 😂😂

    • @ProjectRemedy16
      @ProjectRemedy16 3 роки тому +39

      Look at his mouth, it doesn't even close!
      Does this guy ever close his mouth or is his jaw broken so he leaves his mouth in a ":o" position all the time

    • @lordofstrandhill
      @lordofstrandhill 3 роки тому +2

      Nah, more like "Speed-RUNNING"

  • @stepstony3683
    @stepstony3683 2 роки тому +42

    This is the only video of asmongold I ever watched, but I did it like 5 times. It's just pure greatness. Love you guys, Love you ellajaz, you a pure soul of the gaming world.

  • @distantraveller9876
    @distantraveller9876 2 роки тому +16

    Imagine if this was a no hit speedrun. Dude's mind would have been obliterated.

    • @TheSilvershadow200
      @TheSilvershadow200 2 роки тому +1

      It practically is. The only unintentional damage taken here was the mistimed jump at the bridge and consequently the hydra which was a gamble that paid off. Every other source of damage was calculated.

  • @Broddiccus
    @Broddiccus 4 роки тому +1985

    i don't know who the hell any of these people are, and i've never played dark souls, but watching a man, over the course of 35 minutes, rethink the fundimental concepts of his life he thought sacred is a treat, thank you random recommendeds.

  • @damascusraven
    @damascusraven 2 роки тому +1782

    If someone told me that Asmo had not left his house in 20 years and had only played WoW, I would believe them.

  • @muratsirin7363
    @muratsirin7363 4 місяці тому +3

    why is this guy reacts to EVERYTHING in an any% speedrun like an caveman lmao

  • @ilikethepizza2527
    @ilikethepizza2527 2 роки тому +3

    Dude, his reaction is just like if you took a peasant back from Middle Age and put him in front of a screen to watch someone playing a videogame

  • @HerpaDurpVg
    @HerpaDurpVg 2 роки тому +5637

    Now imagine watching this as one of the people who poured countless hours into making this game.

    • @kylecab31
      @kylecab31 2 роки тому +1157

      They'd be happy. Speedrunners puts a lot more time playing the game than an average gamer because they have to find glitches and exploits through trial and error.

    • @JUSTAS210
      @JUSTAS210 2 роки тому +156

      That would be a good feeling

    • @hquq77q85
      @hquq77q85 2 роки тому +58

      @@kylecab31 true

    • @RepressedMemories16
      @RepressedMemories16 2 роки тому +146

      Ign has a great series where they do that. Favorite one was the doom eternal speedrun. Devs were amazing

    • @Harveygregorxotwod
      @Harveygregorxotwod 2 роки тому +51

      And the people who played it and cried at how difficult it was who spent hours and hours trying to beat the game. Those are the people I feel for the most

  • @HijaxFarran
    @HijaxFarran 3 роки тому +1341

    “I thought I was a literal god!”
    *Doesn’t know how to parry*

    • @nippon19
      @nippon19 2 роки тому +38

      i remember then FighterPL, the parry god, kick his ass on stream, glorious stream moment LMAO

    • @outsiderx7576
      @outsiderx7576 2 роки тому

      @@nippon19 Lucky shot :P

    • @nippon19
      @nippon19 2 роки тому +1

      @@outsiderx7576 XD

    • @justanotherguy7984
      @justanotherguy7984 2 роки тому +15

      Ok but parry is for tryhards, real gods tank through hits

    • @giovannicorraliza8552
      @giovannicorraliza8552 2 роки тому

      Dont say god like that

  • @chriss4855
    @chriss4855 2 роки тому +1

    i love how ubiquitous this video is in the algorithm. like, i open up vids in incognito videos to ensure they won't mess with my very specially curated tastes and it still pops up in the sidebar of those. favorite lil treat to see

  • @ElevenDollarCheese
    @ElevenDollarCheese 7 місяців тому +1

    Finding that hidden forest bonfire by randomly rolling into that wall was the highlight of my gaming life.

  • @kevinleatherman7050
    @kevinleatherman7050 4 роки тому +985

    “He spins at the exact time the guy does the thing”
    - effective use of words

    • @jacobmarley2417
      @jacobmarley2417 4 роки тому +10

      Yeah i dont get this vid tbh, was he an absolute newb at the time for dark souls?
      if so why is he impressed by anything, he has no clue whats going on.

    • @succulentcranberry
      @succulentcranberry 4 роки тому +1

      It's funny how I felt he was a robot or cheating and then someone is way faster lmao

    • @davilg007
      @davilg007 4 роки тому +7

      @@jacobmarley2417 people donate to have him watch videos, so overreacting to the videos he's paid to watch makes people want to donate more

    • @ZeroAoAnimations
      @ZeroAoAnimations 4 роки тому +1

      I dunno why he is impressed about dodging, its typically easy so long as youre not outnumbered

    • @muhammadadamarahman6488
      @muhammadadamarahman6488 4 роки тому +7

      Why say lot word when small word do tricks

  • @jonathangarzon2798
    @jonathangarzon2798 3 роки тому +1274

    "He's just doing WHATEVER HE WANTS"
    I can't stop laughing

    • @surprisinglyroomy
      @surprisinglyroomy 2 роки тому +10

      Lol this was a great reaction

    • @klauseba
      @klauseba 2 роки тому +16

      The funniest part was when his friend said "this guy fucks" :))

  • @nd-31570
    @nd-31570 2 роки тому +17

    Speed runner: *literally running down stairs*
    Asmongold: what the fuck he must have done this 100s of times

  • @sy-ky_buddy4603
    @sy-ky_buddy4603 11 місяців тому +7

    So looking back at this i never realized how awful Asmon looks here... he easily looks 15 pounds skinnier. He looks rough here compared to what he looks like now

  • @terrellromero2583
    @terrellromero2583 5 років тому +2895

    You have been absorbed in wow so long and your eyes are finally opened. I feel like I've watched a man discover God.

    • @nomomozarella2042
      @nomomozarella2042 4 роки тому +26

      Idk IMO I don't count skips in speed runs of games. You basically cheat the system

    • @SaintVakos
      @SaintVakos 4 роки тому +90

      @@nomomozarella2042 That's The point. That's you have other categories .

    • @nixutps
      @nixutps 4 роки тому +38

      Except that theres no God. Only me

    • @blackeesh463
      @blackeesh463 4 роки тому +61

      @@nomomozarella2042 skips are the whole point of speed runs you dolt

    • @swankyturtle6727
      @swankyturtle6727 4 роки тому +7

      Lord of Cinder praise the lord and PRAISE THE SUN \`[T] /

  • @MsGilli1995
    @MsGilli1995 3 роки тому +904

    Speedrunner: *runs straight ahead*
    Asmongold: "WAT THE F.... Wow. W-...W-...a?!?"

    • @quocbinh6674
      @quocbinh6674 2 роки тому +24

      Asmongold: "Huh?"
      Chat: 🦆🦆🦆🦆

    • @waterfall3479
      @waterfall3479 2 роки тому +15

      @@NoBetterBentley "look at his feet" yea i think hes acting lol

    • @catodes1295
      @catodes1295 2 роки тому +16

      Asmongold is so overrated. Doesn't even know the basics of speed running, lmao.

    • @rmyd027
      @rmyd027 2 роки тому +2

      @@catodes1295 Dark souls is kinda respected as an incredibly difficult game, so this kind of speed run is particularly impressive. I would have similar reactions.

    • @Pathogen87
      @Pathogen87 2 роки тому +2

      Hows he going to fight the mobs….i died lol

  • @20pushupsMatan
    @20pushupsMatan Рік тому +4

    Bro literally says “what the fuck” every single sentence

  • @ParanoeX
    @ParanoeX 2 роки тому +2

    that Smough kill. its rare to get a reaction out of me. but that one did.
    meanwhile Asmon is just as baffled as before xD

  • @zoomet9061
    @zoomet9061 2 роки тому +618

    This is like 30 minutes of steel is heavier than feathers

    • @theonionsystem7779
      @theonionsystem7779 2 роки тому +20

      But......steel is heavier than feathers

    • @jawly_
      @jawly_ 2 роки тому +25

      @@theonionsystem7779 but theyre both a kilogram, they weigh the same

    • @underarmbowlingincidentof1981
      @underarmbowlingincidentof1981 2 роки тому +7

      30 minutes of pure second hand pain.

    • @VioletVile
      @VioletVile 2 роки тому +4

      @@jawly_ Sure, if we were using the standard example. But since there's no weight being stated, sure, I can say steel is heavier than feathers by volume.

    • @jawly_
      @jawly_ 2 роки тому +6

      @@VioletVile Did you miss the joke?

  • @cotykilgannon1468
    @cotykilgannon1468 3 роки тому +1296

    "When's he gonna fight the mobs?"
    -Guy who doesn't know what a speedrun is

    • @crimsonscriticalcorner9048
      @crimsonscriticalcorner9048 2 роки тому +105

      It's asmongold he barely knows how to play games

    • @cotykilgannon1468
      @cotykilgannon1468 2 роки тому +51

      @@crimsonscriticalcorner9048 and yet makes a staggering amount of money doing just that. I'm in the wrong field 😂

    • @crimsonscriticalcorner9048
      @crimsonscriticalcorner9048 2 роки тому +29

      @@cotykilgannon1468 I know twitch is a joke

    • @Aldrnarii
      @Aldrnarii 2 роки тому +25

      @@crimsonscriticalcorner9048 It has fuck all to do with playing games well, it's the personality.
      I don't really watch any Asmon but I'd still rather watch a garbage gamer with a fun personality any day than a talented wet blanket.

    • @crimsonscriticalcorner9048
      @crimsonscriticalcorner9048 2 роки тому +28

      @@Aldrnarii he doesn't even have that going for him he's just irritatingly dense

  • @zonefreakman
    @zonefreakman 9 місяців тому +3

    Going to Andre from the opposite direction alone blows my mind

  • @DE-SYNC
    @DE-SYNC 5 місяців тому +3

    Holy shit I just had this pop up on the side and I thought it was Christian Bale in The Machinist for the thumbnail 🤣 Looking much healthier on the last Steak and Eggs podcast.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 роки тому +1488

    "He's so fast"
    But like that's the point my friend

    • @mikelitoris6923
      @mikelitoris6923 3 роки тому +10

      Poor man's Justin.Y has registered.

    • @I_am_a_man_of_science
      @I_am_a_man_of_science 3 роки тому +3

      @@mikelitoris6923 fack off mate.

    • @mikelitoris6923
      @mikelitoris6923 3 роки тому +8

      @@I_am_a_man_of_science already was for almost 2 weeks but you called me back.

    • @hgyuuuuhj098
      @hgyuuuuhj098 3 роки тому +2

      He speaks literally like anime character

    • @yea5005
      @yea5005 3 роки тому +2

      And I see u once again

  • @kerruo2631
    @kerruo2631 4 роки тому +611

    "Oooohh you don't know about that!" Was basically what I heard through the entire video.

    • @bigdoug3189
      @bigdoug3189 4 роки тому +30

      @SandRaker ikr like he can do any better than anyone else XD

    • @mediumvillain
      @mediumvillain 4 роки тому +26

      "what the fuck" "oh you dont know about this" "what the fuck" i wondered if the other voice was a soundboard or something

    • @yesdcotchin
      @yesdcotchin 4 роки тому +14

      him calling the Sen's Gate Skip 'infamous' really got me

    • @koreancowboy42
      @koreancowboy42 4 роки тому +7

      Yeah agreed kinda annoying.

    • @midgard9057
      @midgard9057 4 роки тому +14

      He should've just explained, Asmongold didnt even know that there's a button where you can parry

  • @andrewkomyakov2019
    @andrewkomyakov2019 2 роки тому +1

    That video is golden, just to see how much speedrun strategies developed from the time Ela had his WR to now on.

  • @UngratefulBeast
    @UngratefulBeast 2 роки тому +2

    this is one of those rare timeless videos that I find amusing to watch no matter how many years pass

  • @SonGoku5363
    @SonGoku5363 3 роки тому +1216

    The other guy in the background "OOHH you dont know about this!" "OOOH thats right you havent done this!"

  • @redlion909
    @redlion909 3 роки тому +1570

    "Huh? Huh? Wot? Wot? How did...? huh? Wot?"
    There you go guys, full caption right there, I don't think I missed anything.

  • @andersn8345
    @andersn8345 2 роки тому +3

    It's always so amazing when speedrunners break the world record while casually talking to their twitch chat

  • @nomoyohoo5232
    @nomoyohoo5232 9 місяців тому +2

    The fact that this homeless guy didn't even put the speedrunner's twitch to video desc. shows a lot about his character

    • @xxxxx409
      @xxxxx409 9 місяців тому

      none of us would even know who he is with asmongold reacting 10m views btw

  • @Aelipse
    @Aelipse 3 роки тому +393

    33:45 "That's what happened to me. I got hit." Asmongold's physical need to relate to this guy in at least ONE thing is internet comedy gold.

    • @dutchdude1985
      @dutchdude1985 3 роки тому +29

      "Tiny" difference being Asmon soon realizes that he did it to trigger his purple buff ahead of the fight and it was calculated.

    • @RuiSen1
      @RuiSen1 3 роки тому +1

      😭😂😂

    • @elliehugg
      @elliehugg 3 роки тому +4

      34:48 "This is where I was at" LMAO ???? Congratulations, you played the game ? ? ?
      Like honestly, what does he mean by this, what does it even mean

    • @danielnelson4881
      @danielnelson4881 2 роки тому +1

      @@elliehugg I'm not sure if you recognized or not but Asmongold has definitely got some kind of Asperger's or SOMETHING. I'm no expert, just trying to avoid saying he's a little... Different. It makes his commentary absolutely hilarious, in a "this dude is so awesome, I'd love to play with him, or be his friend, or something.. Pen pal even," kind of a way.

    • @theancientsam
      @theancientsam Місяць тому

      my kneejerk reaction: yeah? but he did it on purpose

  • @ILKOSTFU
    @ILKOSTFU 2 роки тому +6

    I'm sorry, but this guy has to have the same amount of intelligence as the toast I ate for my breakfast...

  • @shinigamiking69
    @shinigamiking69 4 місяці тому +2

    Back here watching this in 2024 still love watching the gears try to turn in asmongold's head then just shift into neutral because his mind breaks

  • @grimswdn1311
    @grimswdn1311 3 роки тому +1515

    “He spins at the exact time as the guy do the thing”

  • @tuntsnsfan992
    @tuntsnsfan992 4 роки тому +425

    Npc: moves his finger in a way that it wasn’t planned...
    Guy doing speedrun: no no no no no no noooooo!!!

  • @shaxxshelmet1938
    @shaxxshelmet1938 9 місяців тому +2

    You know, it’s good to know that Asmo ignores key mechanics in every game he plays

  • @kitsunekaze93
    @kitsunekaze93 4 місяці тому +2

    i cant even process what he is doing in the menus, its insane that the game can even keep up

  • @SethGreenFarlane
    @SethGreenFarlane 4 роки тому +882

    Speedrunner: scratches his brows
    Asmongold: WTF, WHY DID HE DO THAT

    • @danjohnson2914
      @danjohnson2914 4 роки тому +46

      He's so efficient!

    • @IdealContracting
      @IdealContracting 4 роки тому +39

      Ohhh, forgot, you dont know about that!

    • @Accretions
      @Accretions 4 роки тому +4

      Lol I exited the video had to come back cause this made me 🤣🤣

    • @xkrollx
      @xkrollx 4 роки тому +1

      @@IdealContracting I was literally gonna say
      "wait, you dont know about that?"

    • @TWHowl
      @TWHowl 4 роки тому +4

      Would you prefer he sat in silence for 30 min?

  • @TheDiazDarkness
    @TheDiazDarkness 4 роки тому +740

    Why every time he sees something new is like he discovered the place where Chtuluh slumbers?

    • @alexanderbongoni1885
      @alexanderbongoni1885 4 роки тому +18

      Hail cthulu

    • @phantorange3801
      @phantorange3801 4 роки тому +1

      Андрей Баранов indeed, and we talking about the dark souls 1!

    • @TheDiazDarkness
      @TheDiazDarkness 4 роки тому

      @Андрей Баранов Yeah, but I'm actually talking in a very general way. I remember seeing him reacting to Dwarf Fortress and couldn't believe how loyal and active the player base was.

    • @tonya8279
      @tonya8279 4 роки тому

      "Cthulu"

    • @Sarcophagus_666
      @Sarcophagus_666 4 роки тому +8

      Because it gets him a lot of money on Twitch

  • @blade9496
    @blade9496 Місяць тому

    I somehow make my way back to this video every so often and watch parts from it. comfort video somehow

  • @fardown270
    @fardown270 2 роки тому +2

    imagine the pain this man had to go through to be able to pull that off

  • @easydaan4678
    @easydaan4678 4 роки тому +301

    4:18: ‘look at his feet, they don’t even stop’. Welcome to speedrunning Asmongold

  • @Notsuzpicious
    @Notsuzpicious 3 роки тому +497

    Speedrunner: holds forward and sprint key
    Asmongold: HOW?!

  • @bonkbonk9776
    @bonkbonk9776 9 місяців тому +1

    Always fun to rewatch

  • @mlpcoomjar4183
    @mlpcoomjar4183 Рік тому +6

    Haven't played this game in a long while and would love to go through it again not remembering where a lot of stuff is except the good ol black knight halberd literally being the most OP thing in the original. First time with it also being my first souls game was a nightmare and I hated it but now I love these games. They grow on you if you actually stick around long enough

  • @bob130
    @bob130 3 роки тому +367

    The other guy was like "Oh yeah you dont know about that yet" the whole time☠️☠️

  • @PuteraIrfan
    @PuteraIrfan 3 роки тому +135

    Imagine being a boss in that game and seeing a skinny skeletal just coming charging and beat yo as

  • @Oroberus
    @Oroberus 6 місяців тому

    It's so fun watching old speedruns or reactions on them ... quite a lot of the speedrun stuff actually made it into the 'casually playing for fun' meta, it's hilarious
    Those Anor Londo Cathedral rafters? I've NEVER used that fucking ladder to go down there, neither back on release, nor nowadays when replaying xD

  • @uroy8371
    @uroy8371 Рік тому +1

    I love speedrunners they make impossible thing and feel that could do better, but still being complete humble.
    Ela is one of my favorite speedrunners.

  • @ChuckFinelyForever
    @ChuckFinelyForever 3 роки тому +697

    You can tell this man plays mmos too much, “why would he go here? He is level 1”

    • @justanotherfool8896
      @justanotherfool8896 3 роки тому +21

      11:55

    • @QaysSyed
      @QaysSyed 3 роки тому +37

      The man has over 30,000 hours in WoW

    • @ChuckFinelyForever
      @ChuckFinelyForever 3 роки тому +11

      Egg Spam WoW 👀

    • @QaysSyed
      @QaysSyed 3 роки тому +18

      @@ChuckFinelyForever Yeah he started playing in 2006 and hasn't really played anything else until a few years ago

    • @ChuckFinelyForever
      @ChuckFinelyForever 3 роки тому +34

      Egg Spam That’s probably why he was surprised at literally everything

  • @aebious8886
    @aebious8886 3 роки тому +667

    This is the equivalent to watching a man realise his whole life was a lie

    • @spookzer16
      @spookzer16 3 роки тому +2

      Perfectly said.

    • @nate7LP_my_dog_found_the_knife
      @nate7LP_my_dog_found_the_knife 3 роки тому +1

      Especially when he beat the knight of Artorias in under a min. You could see all the internal struggling.

    • @alibabapirce9782
      @alibabapirce9782 3 роки тому +1

      @@bretn7 why? because guy like him played this game so many times that its only challenge that left for him :D

  • @JanitorJim56
    @JanitorJim56 8 місяців тому +1

    “Why isn’t he attacking the enemies?”
    I think he forgot it was a speedrun lmao

  • @JamesShelnutt2
    @JamesShelnutt2 9 місяців тому

    the enemy mobs just seem totally confused when he runs past them - it's like the programmer didn't account for that possibility so they stand there not knowing what to do

  • @sofarsogoodsowhat
    @sofarsogoodsowhat 3 роки тому +659

    Legend has it, that other guy that you can’t see is still giving useless information to this day.

    • @trapmaster8458
      @trapmaster8458 3 роки тому +14

      That's mcuckle

    • @freyjamagdalene212
      @freyjamagdalene212 3 роки тому +16

      that's seth rogen

    • @theKonamacona
      @theKonamacona 3 роки тому +5

      Thats mcuck

    • @codrs2662
      @codrs2662 3 роки тому +6

      Legend has it that other guy you can’t see is asmons best friend of 16 years lmao how about you shut the fuck up Ray.

    • @knuckalar
      @knuckalar 3 роки тому +41

      @@codrs2662 🧂

  • @nevada5305
    @nevada5305 3 роки тому +802

    I've never even played Dark Souls...and im impressed

    • @jeremyrm7
      @jeremyrm7 3 роки тому +5

      I just started playing it and I can tell you I knew nothing from this video 🤣

    • @CaptainCupcakez115
      @CaptainCupcakez115 3 роки тому +13

      I’ve never played dark souls or watched this guy before and I loved it

    • @zent8324
      @zent8324 3 роки тому +3

      you should, its a great game

    • @callummcd3983
      @callummcd3983 3 роки тому +6

      Don't think I need to play this game after watching this Oo

    • @binnysan
      @binnysan 3 роки тому +3

      @Christian Bai "tHiS
      MaN
      iS
      A
      LiTeRaL
      gOd"

  • @Tesserakt8
    @Tesserakt8 11 місяців тому

    I love rewatching this video because it's the only reacting and commentary video Asmongold has where he can't say anything more than ok, what, oookay, wait what

  • @zackthompson3731
    @zackthompson3731 Рік тому

    I’ve watched this video so many times now, idk just both of your reactions and comments are fucking gold

  • @blackstrand
    @blackstrand 3 роки тому +417

    Him: "I never use parry"
    Such insolence

    • @AndiAlthaf
      @AndiAlthaf 3 роки тому +7

      The Most Important thing in Rpg game is Dodge 🤣

    • @kash_1085
      @kash_1085 3 роки тому +3

      A Aulia A Althaf Passalowongi right!

    • @someguy8798
      @someguy8798 3 роки тому +10

      I didn't either for the longest time then figured out that it's super satisfying, especially doing it consistently

    • @blackstrand
      @blackstrand 3 роки тому +13

      @@AndiAlthaf well I guess it differs from game to game, but from what I learned from the games I played especially Kingdom Come, parry is important

    • @AndiAlthaf
      @AndiAlthaf 3 роки тому +2

      @@blackstrand parry just like dodge bro that was i want to say actually

  • @mariovidal5637
    @mariovidal5637 3 роки тому +134

    This run is canon. That's how the Chosen Undead actually did it, in my mind.

    • @teemun3979
      @teemun3979 3 роки тому +7

      The Chosen Undead is a Mary Sue, because that was OP as hell

    • @dreadnaught5029
      @dreadnaught5029 3 роки тому +20

      He randomly flickered in and out of existence and then all of a sudden Gwynn died

    • @vixshire3672
      @vixshire3672 3 роки тому +9

      Likemaddox local undead jumps off 10 cliffs and then god dies

  • @SilverNight145
    @SilverNight145 11 місяців тому

    16:19 that line with the audio, perfect shot on the chest- pefectly hilarious

  • @rantmilk2545
    @rantmilk2545 11 місяців тому

    I always enjoy when the original video is never linked and I have to spend several minutes trying to find the right one.
    Bread tubers are the best 🙃

  • @JoshAndrokio
    @JoshAndrokio 3 роки тому +480

    The only commentary in this video is “oh my god”, “what the fuck”, and “oh yeah, you didn’t do this”. Top notch commentary....

    • @tomready9015
      @tomready9015 3 роки тому +3

      haha so true but that shit blew me away to, so couldn't blame him

    • @Dylan_Thomas1
      @Dylan_Thomas1 2 роки тому +13

      But it's genuine. What do you want? I think you want something way more arbitrary. This is not supposed to be detached commentary.

    • @yyhrva5605
      @yyhrva5605 2 роки тому +2

      @@Dylan_Thomas1 maybe if he had some nolege of the speedrun it would be a bit resinable to watch it

    • @mcgeiler3915
      @mcgeiler3915 2 роки тому +4

      @@specter7303 "resinable" xd

    • @newenglandpats1031
      @newenglandpats1031 2 роки тому +1

      @@Dylan_Thomas1 i agree with you

  • @Kavou
    @Kavou 5 років тому +352

    Asmon learns yhat blocking,parrying and lock on exists at the same time overwhelms him

    • @ashenwuss1651
      @ashenwuss1651 4 роки тому +44

      And some jumps that have existed since the games first game out. He's genuinely ignorant to the series yet his response is supposed to be valued? I don't get it

    • @donutstand
      @donutstand 4 роки тому +2

      And what s are lmao

    • @moonsalibi
      @moonsalibi 4 роки тому +9

      @@ashenwuss1651 bruh moment
      I mean, this response is humorous, and all humorous things are to be valued.

    • @ashenwuss1651
      @ashenwuss1651 4 роки тому +1

      @@moonsalibi touchè

    • @midgard9057
      @midgard9057 4 роки тому

      @Sylis TM I dont think he knew about the places you can jump and cut corners with

  • @Filippa1.1.
    @Filippa1.1. 2 роки тому +1

    Love how the chat turned swedish after he said nej nej nej

  • @punisher8632
    @punisher8632 2 роки тому +1

    It’s a duty to come back to this once in a while 😂😂😂

  • @oscarstuempfl2597
    @oscarstuempfl2597 3 роки тому +147

    16:41 "He only gets Endurance and Strength. Why isn't he getting stamina?"
    *My head hurts from facepalming*

    • @lostsouls1919
      @lostsouls1919 3 роки тому +2

      Same.

    • @thePontiffsSnickerdoodles
      @thePontiffsSnickerdoodles 3 роки тому +2

      I'm hoping he was trying to say health but you never know

    • @powerpc127
      @powerpc127 3 роки тому +5

      At first I thought you were saying stamina was useless and no one should get it, and me and my heavily armored greatsword wielding character who can still roll were about to be angry.

  • @infamous2555
    @infamous2555 4 роки тому +99

    Everyone else: oh he just knocked that enemy off the ledge.
    Asmongold: What is this gravity you speak of?

  • @hakimonn
    @hakimonn 2 роки тому +3

    "He is rolling so fast look at his feet!" LMAO

  • @Durrtyboy
    @Durrtyboy 2 роки тому

    lol azmo reaction is priceless is exactly how i felkt watching ppl play dark souls for the first time like this