40K's MOST INSANE & POWERFUL WEAPONS [Part One] | WARHAMMER 40,000 Lore/History

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    DAOT STC Weapons 2:48
    Eldar D-Weapons 11:11
    Blackstone Fortresses 17:00
    Necron C.O. 23:58
    Chaos Corruption 29:07
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  • @Luetin09
    @Luetin09  3 роки тому +715

    Back with another look at the madness of 40K I'll try and get a couple of small bits out the start of this week as theres some new revelations that I want to talk about and also I have a question for you guys thats going to lead into YES the 3rd part of the Chaos Origins series, which I will be working on soon. Thanks for the big support as always more on the way very soon.

    • @hravandil9993
      @hravandil9993 3 роки тому +8

    • @jaxonos1494
      @jaxonos1494 3 роки тому +5

      Luetin09 your work is great, keep it up. I will now be up to about 3am due to my place on
      the earths timeline. So thanks for that then. 😃

    • @eman8047
      @eman8047 3 роки тому +3

      Keep up the good work my dude.

    • @jeangale6914
      @jeangale6914 3 роки тому +3

      It seems it's time for dakka.

    • @swaggaming2564
      @swaggaming2564 3 роки тому +2

      reads like an episode of zero punctuation, i wonder why...

  • @timmian85
    @timmian85 3 роки тому +4352

    The most powerful ship is friendship.

    • @somethinglikethat2176
      @somethinglikethat2176 3 роки тому +162

      VULCAN LIVES!!!

    • @bobskywalker2707
      @bobskywalker2707 3 роки тому +85

      Vulkan lives.

    • @L0r0x_o
      @L0r0x_o 3 роки тому +8

      No such thing

    • @CorporalDan2312
      @CorporalDan2312 3 роки тому +300

      Friendship is magic, and magic IS HERESY.

    • @osamasllamas6389
      @osamasllamas6389 3 роки тому +99

      The most powerful ship is hardship turns men to Astartes, Women to sisters of battle, and the weak into meat for the grinder.

  • @paxvesania2008
    @paxvesania2008 3 роки тому +2406

    Everyone's a gangsta until the Necron pulls out a literal delete button on stars and planets.

    • @brandondabbs2593
      @brandondabbs2593 3 роки тому +52

      No joke lol

    • @HighlanderFrag4Life
      @HighlanderFrag4Life 3 роки тому +10

      @@brandondabbs2593 True

    • @adamorick2872
      @adamorick2872 3 роки тому +66

      Necrons, if you encounter them hope they are after something other then you, or something you are between them and

    • @lloydbrianbonifacio8206
      @lloydbrianbonifacio8206 3 роки тому +11

      Emperor Protects

    • @joshuahunt3032
      @joshuahunt3032 3 роки тому +106

      On the bright side, they tend to be unendingly calculating with how they use it.
      They probably won’t blow out Sol like a candle or squish Holy Terra between their fingers because that would likely boost chaos, and that would likely fuck over the Necron a bit.

  • @Crazozourus
    @Crazozourus 3 роки тому +878

    " I discovered these aliens weakness. "
    " What is it? "
    " Bullets. "

    • @gooeygo2515
      @gooeygo2515 3 роки тому +23

      * Bolts *
      edit: Don't be cringe like past me

    • @grin1602
      @grin1602 3 роки тому +48

      You can outsmart me but you won't outsmart bullets you heretic

    • @tech-adeptzeth1648
      @tech-adeptzeth1648 3 роки тому +5

      "And the massed ranks of the Imperial Guard!"

    • @dreadbringer
      @dreadbringer 3 роки тому +3

      Loading anti-phasic rounds on chapter bolters.

    • @LAV-III
      @LAV-III 3 роки тому

      Titans*

  • @QuiteShallow
    @QuiteShallow 3 роки тому +2407

    Aeldari's most powerful weapon is Yvraine's KILLER RACK

  • @couldntfindaname966
    @couldntfindaname966 3 роки тому +1489

    The most dangerous weapon is... is...
    *Whispers*:
    “HERESY”

    • @legokid1902
      @legokid1902 3 роки тому +62

      DID I HEAR SOMEONE MENTION HERESY?????!?!!?!!

    • @johnj.spurgin7037
      @johnj.spurgin7037 3 роки тому +12

      I mean, infectious, contagious soul-cancer would do it.

    • @TheNumber86
      @TheNumber86 3 роки тому +32

      HERESY!
      THE MOST POWERFUL WEAPON IN THE UNIVERSE IS THE EMPEROR'S WILL.

    • @ericbrown175
      @ericbrown175 3 роки тому +4

      This... is true

    • @chocoman45
      @chocoman45 3 роки тому +15

      *loads bolt pistol
      The Emperors work is never done.

  • @steventan2754
    @steventan2754 3 роки тому +334

    Those dang Eldar and their D-Weapons. No wonder they birthed Slaanesh.

    • @jaylynes475
      @jaylynes475 3 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @SatomiForward
      @SatomiForward 3 роки тому +27

      @Anirban Chakrabarti I can't stop laughing thinking about Slaanesh cackling at a hyper adapted version of tiktok daemonettes all sounding and looking the same

    • @tophat665
      @tophat665 3 роки тому +12

      I suspect it was the double D weapons that birthed Slaanesh.

    • @LAV-III
      @LAV-III 3 роки тому +13

      “Feel the wrath of my dick weapon monkeigh”

  • @AlephTTM
    @AlephTTM 3 роки тому +1601

    This list is missing the most successful and destructive bio-weapon of all: the Orks.

    • @Modelstl063
      @Modelstl063 3 роки тому +22

      Beran Beran the flood

    • @HighlanderFrag4Life
      @HighlanderFrag4Life 3 роки тому +33

      nids

    • @georgg.5730
      @georgg.5730 3 роки тому +56

      I'd go so far as to speculate the same or even more about the Tyranids.

    • @Hellsong89
      @Hellsong89 3 роки тому +66

      @@georgg.5730 Nid truly are interesting in that regard. Orks sure grow large armies, but that is pretty much nothing compared to nids ability to turn biomass into living weapons. Also Hive mind aint stupid. Even the most dangerous of Oek warbosses can control his troops such precision as nids. Simply nids are far superior in over all war of attrition.

    • @georgg.5730
      @georgg.5730 3 роки тому +25

      @@dominicbrady1539 The Tyranids are not from this galaxy. I think its a safe bet that the old ones didn't make them.
      The Orks (Krork) were their brute-force bioweapon to complement the more refined Eldar.

  • @ssc4649
    @ssc4649 3 роки тому +488

    That's an interesting theory, that perhaps the imperium is actually 3 distinct civilizations.
    The mechanicus, the imperium, and the remnants of the men of iron who act as machine spirits unbeknownst to the other two. Equally as lost and diverted from their past as humanity if not more so.
    40k never ceases to amaze me in the depth of it's world building.

    • @ashardalondragnipurake
      @ashardalondragnipurake 3 роки тому +38

      the imperium is literally 3 civilizations
      the mechanicus, the administratum and the eclisiarchy

    • @ssc4649
      @ssc4649 3 роки тому +24

      @@ashardalondragnipurake then 4 . Even better!

    • @bignasty4874
      @bignasty4874 2 роки тому +16

      I think that was by accident. It seems to me that lore was almost an afterthought. The overarching theme is original and very fertile. The fleshing-out of the universe had a weak and bumpy launch.

    • @comradecameron3726
      @comradecameron3726 Рік тому +3

      @@bignasty4874 and they’ve plagiarized in the past.

    • @bignasty4874
      @bignasty4874 Рік тому

      @@comradecameron3726 Oh, yeah? That's sad. This universe has so much untapped potential. Why would they feel the need to plagiarize?

  • @davedogge2280
    @davedogge2280 3 роки тому +526

    Khorne: "My Bloodthirster's battleaxe is the most powerful melee weapon in the entire galaxy."
    Nurgle: "Wait one second, hold my toilet brush."

  • @Abadayos
    @Abadayos 3 роки тому +322

    I'm hoping to see the Shadow In The Warp be mentioned by the Tyranids as it's a very powerful, if indirect, weapon that simply never gets any attention and I would love to see it more detailed so others can learn about how truly damaging and dangerous it is

    • @somethinglikethat2176
      @somethinglikethat2176 3 роки тому +8

      How does the Shadow in the Warp work? It's not a like nulls because the nids are affected by nulls in the same way as psykers. So (and excuse the rough analogy) is it like negative numbers to normal psyker positive numbers? Like an opposite force the destructively interferes with normal psi force? Kinda new to 40k so apologies if it's a dumb question.

    • @SpaghettiToaster
      @SpaghettiToaster 3 роки тому +10

      @@somethinglikethat2176 I'm not aware of any source that explicitly explains it, but it may exist, I don't know a lot of lore. From what I remember from 5th edition books and codices, they just say that the hivememind's warp presence is so great that it distorts the warp in a way that makes communication impossible.

    • @Abadayos
      @Abadayos 3 роки тому +20

      @@somethinglikethat2176 From a very basic version, and I may be wrong here as it's been a few years:
      The Shadow In The Warp (I'm just going to cal it the Shadow from here on) is a null zone that follows the Tyranid hive fleets through space. It makes warp travel almost, if not, impossible through it by all races that use that method of transit. it makes it so the Astropathic Beacon is not present for Navigators to 'lock onto' also and totally disables all forms of astropathic communication within it's sphere of influence.
      The Tyranids can still travel freely through this as they don't actually use the warp as is described in @Luetin09 's videos detailing as such. This blanketing of space is done by the Tyranids Hive Mind and their psychic presence to control the Hive Fleets, even though the directing force may be many light years away. How rapid that communication/direction is transmitted is unknown as in, is there signal lag or is it instant via some unknown method? There are so many questions regarding the Hive Fleets and how they operate and organize at a galactic level (see Hive Fleet Behamoth and Kraken coming in at outer disc of teh galaxy and Leviathan taking the galaxy from 'below' and by the looks some of teh minor fleets are also hitting slightly from 'above' the galactic plane).
      The Shadow will also send most psychers eventually insane if they spend enough time within it due to the pressures of the Hive Mind as well as sometimes amplifying Tyranid and Genestealer hybrids powers though that was mentioned in some really old fluff somewhere so not too sure if that's still a thing?
      Now what I meant as it being an indirect weapon is it's teh ultimate 'salt the earth' thing. Warp transit is impossible in this Shadow, however it doesn't go away when teh Tyranids move onto another feeding ground or are wiped out. It persists for an unknown and, as far as I'm aware, unspecified length of time. Basically making even a victory against them a loss as the system is basically buggered for rebuilding, resupply or evacuation at a reliable level. The ships simply are unable to translate correctly or at all into the system, basically sealing it off from the rest of the greater galaxy, for better or worse.
      There are races that do not use the warp to travel, like Necrons and I THINK Tau so they would be basically unaffected by this. Interestingly these are the two races that are psychically dead too.
      Lots of stuff to detail and I feel worthy of a mention and the long term damage would be much greater than that of almost any other weapon around except Chaos and even then that's questionable as a Hive Fleet only has to enter the Sol system to basically turn off the Astronomicon for a period, win or lose. Then...hello Dark Age Mk2. The Imperium is no longer able to travel reliably in teh warp and literally trillions die, worlds burn and the Imperium basically collapses. Choas to do that must WIN in Sol and take Terra, they Tyranids simply have to show up in sufficient numbers...oh and Leviathan is pretty close to Terra too...sooo...

    • @andrewspraggon3331
      @andrewspraggon3331 3 роки тому +6

      The tyranids are the key to destroying chaos

    • @Abadayos
      @Abadayos 3 роки тому +2

      @MonsieurHiroshima I never mentioned any harm to the Emporer, just that it would blanket the Astropathic Beacon and if not snuff it out for a time, it would mute it's effects and make Imperial warp travel much harder and perilous.
      This also proves teh point that it needs more details.
      And yes, Nids travel sub light using Nautilus scout ships to find prey areas for the fleets to travel to. The effects of this damage your describing was in teh 5th edition codex IIRC..or possibly 4th? But yes that is correct, the mere presence of them in system fucks teh system up.
      Maybe then not just the Shadow being a topic but the Shadow and Tyranid presence in system would be a better one, doing them both as they are kinda one and the same, can't have one without the other so to speak?
      EDIT: And yes with teh Tau they are psychicly 'dead' thus have zero understanding of how the warp works and have very very little impact on the warp itself and use another means of space trasite (which I can't remember as Tau are my least favorite race so I kinda just gloss over their finer points)

  • @awesomehpt8938
    @awesomehpt8938 3 роки тому +1310

    Star Wars: we have a Death Star
    Warhammer 40k: that’s cute

    • @Maezhughes
      @Maezhughes 3 роки тому +110

      Star wars: has death star
      Warhammer: "big sip of holy water" Thats cute. We have titans.

    • @nobleman9393
      @nobleman9393 3 роки тому +17

      @@Maezhughes .....

    • @Buzgut
      @Buzgut 3 роки тому +108

      I was thinking the other day, where's all the floating space debris from 40+ years of battle between empire and the rebels in SW. You'd think systems would be dangerously soups of lugnuts and scrap hurling around at speeds that would smash through anything. Instead, Warhammer has this reality. It might even be a colossal abandoned ship. Or fleets of them. Litter is damaging everywhere. We can't even leave our planet now without these worries.

    • @ayushdutta9019
      @ayushdutta9019 3 роки тому +46

      @@Buzgut Three words
      *The emperor protects!*

    • @gwarscout1825
      @gwarscout1825 3 роки тому +89

      Death Star: what's that ahead?
      40k : turns on windshield wipers

  • @Xeldril
    @Xeldril 3 роки тому +710

    The Blackstone Fortress broke before the guard did

    • @Ali-ey9sz
      @Ali-ey9sz 3 роки тому +68

      The galaxy broke before the guard did

    • @earlgrey2130
      @earlgrey2130 3 роки тому +46

      @@Ali-ey9sz the universe broke before the guard did

    • @1749839
      @1749839 3 роки тому +42

      Cadia Stands!

    • @LAV-III
      @LAV-III 3 роки тому +24

      Sanguinius broke before the guard did

    • @gentleshark972
      @gentleshark972 3 роки тому +35

      @@LAV-III *Blood Angeles spontanously black rage*

  • @XtreemAlan
    @XtreemAlan 3 роки тому +373

    Black stone Fortress: *exists*
    Phalanx: *My gun’s bigger than yours*

    • @muninrob
      @muninrob 3 роки тому +58

      Eldar: commit enough murder-rape to create a chaos god that eats their souls
      Emperor: You know what? You win, having the bigger dick isn't worth the extinction of my species. *outlaws hedonism, religion, and knowledge of chaos*

    • @bearistotle2820
      @bearistotle2820 3 роки тому +19

      Robert Lockard
      Honestly, I find outlawing religion and acknowledgement of gods in a universe where gods undeniably exist to be absolutely mental.
      I find the Eldar approach of awakening a more powerful god to be the most workable, given the circumstances.

    • @bobskywalker2707
      @bobskywalker2707 3 роки тому +4

      Yes.

    • @LordGriebenschmalz
      @LordGriebenschmalz 3 роки тому +5

      To be honest, lorewise its just stupid, they just retconned it. Usually a BSF would mop the floor with the Phalanx and the Rock combined.

    • @jonblankenship8363
      @jonblankenship8363 3 роки тому +8

      @@LordGriebenschmalz thats what i thought, a black stone fortress was the most powerful space faring object in the galaxy and the phalanx couldnt hold a candle to it

  • @LordBloodraven
    @LordBloodraven 3 роки тому +74

    The best defense against Chaos corruption: Have a Psychic Blank as your best friend.
    I'm looking at you, Ciaphas Cain, you lucky bastard.

    • @Badgerman494
      @Badgerman494 3 роки тому +3

      Ciaphas Cain books are fucking awesome! The character is absolutely amazing.

  • @goodlight4113
    @goodlight4113 3 роки тому +73

    I always preferred the idea that the Eldar was created for the purpose of creating the Eldar Gods, who were the actual weapons the old ones wanted, and that the Eldar themselves were just an intermediate step. To me this nicely ties into why they were so well suited to creating a Chaos God.

    • @Ballin4Vengeance
      @Ballin4Vengeance Рік тому

      Or they were just some kinky bitches.
      That works too

  • @Alphapigeon8881
    @Alphapigeon8881 3 роки тому +145

    A favorite weapon of mine is the archeotech nanyte blaster, from what i understand it is a regular sized pistol that shoots bullets containing nanytes (nanomachines) that disintegrate anything they come into contact with and has the potential to cause a chain reaction from one target to another.
    It's a favorite of mine because unlike most super weapons that are the size of warships and giant citadel space stations, it's just a dinky pistol in the hand of some oily tech priest. I remember reading some lore where an ancient tech priest used a nanyte blaster to completely eradicate a full terminator squat that was out to get him. Like imagine that, A FULL TERMINATOR SQUAD. Unless you are a demigod or something close pretty much nothing can stop that force, well except for that one oily tech priest and his dinky pistol.

    • @thedyingmeme6
      @thedyingmeme6 3 роки тому +12

      Dinky lil' pistol go brrr

    • @Alphapigeon8881
      @Alphapigeon8881 3 роки тому +3

      @@thedyingmeme6 Indeed

    • @atomicbuttocks
      @atomicbuttocks 2 роки тому +5

      I think I found an inspiration for the nanorifle from red faction

    • @versebuchanan512
      @versebuchanan512 Рік тому +7

      That sounds like you're one poorly aimed shot away from a planetary grey goo event at all times lol

  • @jaxonos1494
    @jaxonos1494 3 роки тому +723

    Last time I was this early, the church of the thunderstone was still standing.

    • @gerasimosbedragging3982
      @gerasimosbedragging3982 3 роки тому +27

      Does anyone else hear a chiming in the background?

    • @yonoume8747
      @yonoume8747 3 роки тому +13

      God if that church was looted by the traitorous scums then I hope they'd manage to hide the relics as well. Because if they did, then those would be a vital importance for the restoration of our great emperor.

    • @InquisitorMatthewAshcraft
      @InquisitorMatthewAshcraft 3 роки тому +8

      @@yonoume8747 Ding, Ding, Ding....

    • @sampankhurst5288
      @sampankhurst5288 3 роки тому +8

      *Lightningstone

    • @jaxonos1494
      @jaxonos1494 3 роки тому +1

      Sam Pankhurst thank you, I stand corrected.

  • @svahn1
    @svahn1 3 роки тому +213

    A luetin video on the most ridiculously overpowered weapons in 40k? And it's 45 minutes long!? AND it's just part one!!??!

  • @Keln02
    @Keln02 3 роки тому +220

    "The Golden Age of Mankind has come and gone"
    Why I love 40k. The sense of mystery and the ever ending possibility of there being something bigger badder meaner out there.

    • @boooster101
      @boooster101 3 роки тому +26

      Makes you wonder why E didn't lead them when they were at their peak.
      I have two theories;
      1) he actually did but couldn't prevent the fall and the Imperium is attempt 2.0
      2) they were far more enlightened and scientific so one glowy boy stepping up to become a super-dictator wasn't received that well

    • @PyrusFlameborn
      @PyrusFlameborn 2 роки тому +16

      @@boooster101 if Mankind was experiencing a golden age of advancement and prosperity then why would Big E feel the need to step up? Humanity was doing fine without him.
      He didn't step up when Humanity was prospering, he stepped up when Humanity needed a shining light to guide them through the darkness

    • @JCDenton3
      @JCDenton3 2 роки тому +5

      @@PyrusFlameborn They've completely retconned the Emperor from being this enlightened leader. He's basically just some guy named Neoth who took a bunch of stuff everyone else did, was a total jackass to everyone, and got killed off. He was just some loser perpetual until the unification wars, where he didn't even unify the whole planet. The Horus Heresy and Soege of Terra books pretty clearly outline that his only ability is he is a good psyker, everything else was either someone else's work or a lie

    • @foty8679
      @foty8679 2 роки тому +16

      @@JCDenton3 There is some heresy in the air.

    • @ianharrison5758
      @ianharrison5758 Рік тому +8

      @@JCDenton3 they haven’t completely retconned the emperor that’s just your interpretation of what you’ve read abt him

  • @Tacoguy1000
    @Tacoguy1000 3 роки тому +165

    I’m just giggling like a child at the description of the spanerza.

    • @firmak2
      @firmak2 3 роки тому +8

      yes, i hope one day they do something more with things like it.

    • @Tacoguy1000
      @Tacoguy1000 3 роки тому +8

      I hope for more DAOT stuff in general.

    • @Barabel22
      @Barabel22 3 роки тому +8

      Here’s to hoping humanity can some day do shit like that.

    • @somethinglikethat2176
      @somethinglikethat2176 3 роки тому +10

      It would be like sailors readying the main gun on a modern frigate then having the ship fire off some missiles, annihilating its targets.

    • @Shotokan1001
      @Shotokan1001 3 роки тому +7

      @@somethinglikethat2176 more like a plasma cannon suddenly appearing on the deck and vaporizing the target.

  • @JanusMikaelos
    @JanusMikaelos 3 роки тому +459

    The humans in the dark age of technology sound incredibly powerful, could they have eventually have surpassed the Eldar in tech had things not gotten so effed up?

    • @boone4077
      @boone4077 3 роки тому +144

      Can't remmember exactly where i read but they actually did have a fight with the eldar but got curb stomped, like horribly but there not much more information about it from that. There is an interesting theory that dark age man made the pariah gene for the purpose of helping the next fight against the eldar.
      As for surpasing i'll post something i put up earlier "it is interesting, you could say the necrons were masters of the material universe, eldar the masters of the immeterium where as the humans, while not as powerful in either field but strode a great line between in. I have my own personal theory that the reason the Mechanicus abhors xenotech from a philosophical level is because of this dichotomy. when you worship knowledge and the gathering of it something that leads to technological dead ends, only material or only material it makes sense you'd teach your peoples to despise that. It also goes to another teaching they have, the knowledge of the ancients is not reproachable, they saw the limitless potential of melding both material and immaterial tech."
      so i think given enough time humankinds unique tech could of been the equal to, or surpass both but alas they were cut down before they could achieve it, even if it would of taken hundreds of thousands of years to do it.

    • @supremercommonder
      @supremercommonder 3 роки тому +136

      @@boone4077 eldar had 60 million years and there tech handed to them i doubt they innovated much just mastered what they had human built from scratch and we only got that perspective from the eldar so it kind of biased

    • @Witnessmoo
      @Witnessmoo 3 роки тому +108

      They did surpass them... we built time travel ships and AI which the Eldar didn’t... it’s just unlike them, the humans were not singularly directed, or organised. We were more about exploration and trade etc. Didn’t even have a unified military or government.

    • @jackp492
      @jackp492 3 роки тому +23

      @@boone4077 woah that's a very interesting observation, thanks man, seriously resonated with me, the man walking the line between thing

    • @ShadowFox178
      @ShadowFox178 3 роки тому +75

      Super vague as to how powerful Dark Age of Tech Man was.
      But humanity was so powerful at that time that both Orks and Eldar had treaties of peace with them.
      Also the Eldar had some mind blowing technology, they had these giant factories that could fabricate warships with warp energy and make armies en'masse. (It got corrupted by chaos though).

  • @benjaminkrafft5639
    @benjaminkrafft5639 3 роки тому +827

    Looks like this toilet trip Will last a bit longer than expected. About 45 min longer...

    • @bjornhrutfjord872
      @bjornhrutfjord872 3 роки тому +20

      Relatable

    • @p4nnus
      @p4nnus 3 роки тому +9

      Thats unhealthy, highly recommending avoiding very long sits on a toilet seat.

    • @Colonel_Overkill
      @Colonel_Overkill 3 роки тому +82

      @@p4nnus taco bell cares not for your petty concerns mortal! Cease whining as we are summoning a gate to hell in the swirling pit of doom and misery that your anus previously occupied.

    • @stainedroof5217
      @stainedroof5217 3 роки тому +7

      LOL! I'm sitting on the pot now 😄

    • @bubger
      @bubger 3 роки тому +9

      Dont get hemmaroids

  • @SuperAmaton
    @SuperAmaton 3 роки тому +97

    The interessting part of the Blackstone-Fortresses for me was always that they kinda look like the 8-pointed Star of Chaos when they are "open".
    It would think it's just a coincidence or that the Design was made first without consulting the Lore for it.
    About all the Weapons presented here though, the coolest for me is the STC - Dark Age - Weapons/Technology.
    Somthing that is meantioned is that the old Human Federation or whatever it was called, had contact and treaties with Xenos.
    This leads me to belive not all of the Ideas that went into it are from Humans, but also Aliens.

    • @Fanatic808
      @Fanatic808 3 роки тому +5

      Hehehehehe the 8 pointed star aspect isn’t by coincidence hehehehehehe

    • @davidmiller9485
      @davidmiller9485 3 роки тому +6

      i don't think the 8 pointed star is a emblem of "Chaos" as much as it's an emblem of the immaterium. Chaos uses it because they are the immaterium made manifest.

  • @clinth8284
    @clinth8284 3 роки тому +43

    Luetin: This is longer than intended...
    Rest of us: (smile) Carry on good sir, carry on.

    • @TheFlipsta97
      @TheFlipsta97 Рік тому +1

      By the emperor, why do have to be subjected to another half hour of entertaining content from our most beloved content creator? Why?

  • @Robo-kz3nr
    @Robo-kz3nr 3 роки тому +434

    Ship: being attack by eldar
    AI/machine spirits/stc thing: I'll help you this once mortals. It's not like I like you or anything... baka >M

  • @thergonomic
    @thergonomic 3 роки тому +160

    Let me guess, the Cyclone Torpedo is on the list.
    ...I was so, so very wrong.

  • @WhiteDude-yd6ws
    @WhiteDude-yd6ws 3 роки тому +20

    Grumpy STC machine spirit activates weapons, saving puny humans - everybody gets one. Tell ‘em, Peter

  • @derekdrake8706
    @derekdrake8706 3 роки тому +384

    "How can you be corrupted by Chaos?"
    Hentai.

  • @GaKoPop
    @GaKoPop 3 роки тому +502

    God how do you put out such high quality, long form content so regularly

    • @robluxipiech4033
      @robluxipiech4033 3 роки тому +31

      dedicated. Maniac. We love em.

    • @joshualewis6513
      @joshualewis6513 3 роки тому +42

      The Emperor's divine will.

    • @freddiewjack
      @freddiewjack 3 роки тому +16

      Not having to film probably helps

    • @NJHC60926
      @NJHC60926 3 роки тому +6

      You answered your own question. Luetin=God

    • @GaKoPop
      @GaKoPop 3 роки тому +1

      @@NJHC60926 damn you right

  • @16psyco
    @16psyco 3 роки тому +119

    40K's most insane and powerful weapon : Sly Marbo

    • @jaylynes475
      @jaylynes475 3 роки тому +1

      Yes lol

    • @somethinglikethat2176
      @somethinglikethat2176 3 роки тому +1

      Who is this enigmatic figure?

    • @Pile_of_carbon
      @Pile_of_carbon 3 роки тому +10

      @@somethinglikethat2176 He's literally Rambo, just a fair bit more badass. Catachan jungle fighter hero. It's been well over a decade since I played the board game, but from what I remember, you could plop him down just about anywhere because camouflage master, he had a gun that could one-shot (darts dipped in Catachan neurotoxins) almost anything and when you were done with him, just remove him from the table (i.e. he slipped back into the undergrowth and exfiltrated without leaving a single trace). No points awarded to the opponent. TL:DR unkillable super assassin.

    • @earlgrey2130
      @earlgrey2130 3 роки тому +1

      Someone had to bring it up 😅

    • @victort.9466
      @victort.9466 3 роки тому +4

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

  • @zceenook5749
    @zceenook5749 3 роки тому +15

    28:54 " The celestial Orrey is perhaps the last of the Truely powerful relics from most ancient history"
    That is very optimistic even for Humans standardts XD

  • @user-nl6xv2fh9f
    @user-nl6xv2fh9f 3 роки тому +26

    Every other race: I have the most destructive weapon in their entire galaxy
    Imperial guard: pff, we have sly marbo!

    • @bla09235454212
      @bla09235454212 3 роки тому +8

      and balls of adamantium on top of ceramite balls... and these are the female guards(wo)men

  •  3 роки тому +36

    It's raining outside, I have popcorns and other snacks and Luetin drops a video. The Emperor indeed protects!

  • @songbird515
    @songbird515 3 роки тому +59

    I remember my reaction the first time i saw the Impirial Fist Phalanx eat a black stone fortress "WAIT THATS THE PHALANX I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A SHIP"
    Battlefleet Gothic armada 2 was amazing
    KADIA NEVER FELL

    • @mobiuscoreindustries
      @mobiuscoreindustries 3 роки тому +15

      in the lore both of them are in fact even larger and stronger. Obviously, the game has to scale down stuff to, you know, BE PLAYABLE. However, the simple fact that the phalanx can take a hit from a PLANETARY DESTROYING SUPERWEAPON and shrug it off is a testament to the sons of dorn

    • @TmanTheTdog
      @TmanTheTdog 3 роки тому +3

      Adrien Mansuy *Fortifies with lethal intent*

    • @songbird515
      @songbird515 3 роки тому +6

      WAIT THERE BIGGER!? FUCK ME DORN DONT FUCK AROUND.

    • @emarusso5758
      @emarusso5758 3 роки тому +9

      Rogal Dorn did’t build the Phalanx, it is another Dark Age of Technology Relic. I think he just made it function again or something though, can’t remember.

    • @joni1297
      @joni1297 3 роки тому +7

      Ema Russo Yes the Phalanx is a DAOT relic but the Imperial Fists still haven’t managed to make it fully operational. A big part of it it’s still non operational because the knowledge is lost on how to make it work.

  • @Epsilon-5
    @Epsilon-5 3 роки тому +84

    The most insane weapons?
    I didn’t see a single squad of angry marines.

    • @DzinkyDzink
      @DzinkyDzink 3 роки тому +4

      You misspelled Primaris.

    • @Epsilon-5
      @Epsilon-5 3 роки тому +7

      Nick Dzink no not even an entire chapter of primaris marines could compare to a single angry marine

    • @crowzreal
      @crowzreal 3 роки тому +3

      my necron lord goes brr

    • @omn1cr0ngaming66
      @omn1cr0ngaming66 3 роки тому +2

      @Nick Dzink
      You do realize they have a multi MULTI melta, and titans that launch cars...
      Right?

  • @matthewmcneany
    @matthewmcneany 3 роки тому +15

    I worked out the real world energy of just a single standard issue imperial cruiser macro cannon using some numbers I'd worked backwards from some references in BFG to calculate. The bore on a macrocannon is about 50m. Assuming a roughly spherical shell of something like iron this gives a mass of about 45,000 tonnes. The macrocannon shot fires up to 40km on a matter of seconds (about 2.5% the speed of light). When you put this together (ignoring relativity which is reasonably for 2.5% the speed of light) you get a power output for each macrocannon shot of about 10^21 Joules. Roughly the total solar energy that his the earth in an hour or ten times the total petroleum reserves of the planet.

  • @alexyoblick
    @alexyoblick 3 роки тому +38

    I remember reading a small mention of the Celestial Orrery. Thank the Emperor that the Necrons only use it when absolutely necessary.

  • @captainshrike2627
    @captainshrike2627 3 роки тому +65

    EoM: We have the strongest land based weapons! Necrons: HOLD MY AEONIC ORB!

    • @bobskywalker2707
      @bobskywalker2707 3 роки тому +7

      Roboute Guilliman brother you are wrong. Again.

    • @strix9886
      @strix9886 3 роки тому +7

      Roboute Guilliman necron technology is far superior to the dark age of technology humanity

    • @lloydbrianbonifacio8206
      @lloydbrianbonifacio8206 3 роки тому +1

      @@strix9886 wait until the emperor became a God.

    • @lloydbrianbonifacio8206
      @lloydbrianbonifacio8206 3 роки тому +1

      @@strix9886 necron relied to Ctan lols human didn't relied on God's lol

    • @Doomerbro99
      @Doomerbro99 3 роки тому +5

      @Roboute Guilliman
      Nope. Necrons have superweapons like
      Breath of gods, celestial orrerry, world engines, aoenic orbs and list goes on.

  • @lordmoose213
    @lordmoose213 3 роки тому +15

    It’s honestly crazy how powerful even the Mechanicus’ infantry weapons are.

  • @1234kalmar
    @1234kalmar 3 роки тому +16

    This is why I love warhammer 40k. When you described the timephasing blackhole STC weapon, I was simultaneously laughing at its absurdity and just feeling in awe!

  • @SebsterMS99
    @SebsterMS99 3 роки тому +23

    Luetin remains the undisputed king of 40k loretube.
    XD
    With upmost respect to other loretubers, their work doesn't come close.

    • @robertoleary5470
      @robertoleary5470 3 роки тому +5

      Occulas imperia comes close at least

    • @SebsterMS99
      @SebsterMS99 3 роки тому +2

      Robert O Leary
      There are many good ones. But I stand by my statement. XD

    • @KirillTheBeast
      @KirillTheBeast 3 роки тому +2

      Let's see, theres:
      -Tier SSS: The big L himself
      -Tier S: Baldermort and Oculus Imperia
      -Tier A: Arch
      -Tier "not worth watching": EVERYONE else

    • @Eaon69
      @Eaon69 3 роки тому +1

      Simp

  • @AsbestosMuffins
    @AsbestosMuffins 3 роки тому +129

    compared to the other horrifying dark weaponry, mankinds dark age tech is the most creative and insane weaponry compared to stuff like the eldar or necrons have. the other races seem to stick to their best discipline for their most devastating weapons but human tech seemed to combine the best advantages of multiple disciplines at once

    • @Hardbass2021
      @Hardbass2021 3 роки тому +12

      Hope that we explore the Dark Age of Technology more thoroughly.

    • @boone4077
      @boone4077 3 роки тому +14

      it is interesting, you could say the necrons were masters of the material universe, eldar the masters of the immeterium where as the humans, while not as powerful in either field but strode a great line between in. I have my own personal theory that the reason the Mechanicus abhors xenotech from a philosophical level is because of this dichotomy. when you worship knowledge and the gathering of it something that leads to technological dead ends, only material or only material it makes sense you'd teach your peoples to despise that. It also goes to another teaching they have, the knowledge of the ancients is not reproachable, they saw the limitless potential of melding both material and immaterial tech.

    • @zanplays5308
      @zanplays5308 3 роки тому +20

      @@boone4077 actually the necrons mastered the immaterial as well, they just cant use it the same way. The necrons basically have mastery of all the technology of the necrontyr, c'tan and old ones on their side. They even created the dolmen gates to allow them to use the webways which normally can only be accessed using psykers. Necrons in the lore are hands down the most powerful faction. Not a single other faction even comes close. Unfortunately, the same cannot be said for the tabletop.....

    • @boone4077
      @boone4077 3 роки тому +4

      @@zanplays5308 good info didnt know about the doleman gates, been quiet a while since i looked at necron tech. My main factions drukhari and their techs just plain bloody weird and esoteric eith explinations ranging from "we think they got it via" to "i dont know torture machine goes brrrr". Mandrakes are particularily weird

    • @zanplays5308
      @zanplays5308 3 роки тому +2

      @@boone4077 yeah drukhari tech is weird but theirs is definitely one of the most interesting. I love the whole alchemy theme they have to them.
      Ps. Another bit of necron tech that shows their mastery of the immaterial is the pillars. They raise these pillars that surpress the warp in a very large radius. Apparently if they raise and activate enough of these pillars, they have the power to completely severe the warp from the material universe which is also the goal of some dynasties. It'll be interesting to see if their plans mske it to fruition as the entrie 40k universe would basically become a post apocalyptic world where no one but the Necron and T'au are uneffected and even that is questionable as the T'au fast travel by bouncing into the warp. Not sure if they'd still be able to after the pillars are raised. I'm curious of your thoughts on this.

  • @loltwest9423
    @loltwest9423 3 роки тому +23

    Luetin09: *Publishes a video on the most busted and insane 40k weapons.*
    Me: "WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!"

  • @mrwri
    @mrwri 3 роки тому +20

    They've got this weapon called "PR Departmentum" and it's such a terrible weapon it destroys whoever uses it.

  • @GumshoeClassic
    @GumshoeClassic 3 роки тому +47

    Do da Orkz count? 'Cause we waz mad' by da Brainboiz ta foight, weren't we?

    • @mellowfellow14
      @mellowfellow14 3 роки тому +1

      Orkz are da best foighterz. Dem brainboiz got krumped but weze stil ere

    • @omn1cr0ngaming66
      @omn1cr0ngaming66 3 роки тому

      Except for the fact that you die to anti fungus spray

    • @bloodraven1190
      @bloodraven1190 3 роки тому

      XENOS. FEAR ME.

    • @GumshoeClassic
      @GumshoeClassic 3 роки тому +1

      @@bloodraven1190 HA! FEAR AN 'UMIE?! A SPEEHS MERIEN?! A BLUD RAVAN?! I'Z LOVEZ DOSE, DEYZ CANT RUN AWAY IF DEI GET DEIR STICKY HANDZ ON EVARYTING!!

  • @MrEugene112
    @MrEugene112 3 роки тому +12

    I cannot describe to you all the sheer joy I feel when I get a Chrome popup and see it's a LT vid!

  • @bigbangrafa8435
    @bigbangrafa8435 3 роки тому +60

    Came faster than the Necrons and their ilogical FTL systems.

    • @boooster101
      @boooster101 3 роки тому +3

      *pops into existence like goku*
      What do you mean illogical?
      *Pops away again*

  • @Nathan5027
    @Nathan5027 3 роки тому +45

    I didn't get the corruption of chaos until I read fulgrim, the arc following the remembrancers showed the sneaking subtly of it, simply seeing a beautiful place that had a measure of chaotic energy caused them to slowly descend into total insanity in their efforts to show that beauty in their artworks

    • @curtis209
      @curtis209 2 роки тому +2

      The book "Fulgrim" ABSOLUTELY blew my expectations away and started my reading the Horus Heresy from Book 1 onward. The detail and expert writing FULLY brought me to and into the 40k universe. I've been a fan ever since.

    • @veritasabsoluta4285
      @veritasabsoluta4285 Рік тому +2

      @@curtis209 Fuck I gotta save that in my notes to read

    • @curtis209
      @curtis209 Рік тому +2

      @@veritasabsoluta4285 100% worth it. The 1st 7 or 8 books in the HORUS HERESY are INCREDIBLE READS.

  • @AtemiRaven
    @AtemiRaven 3 роки тому +27

    These videos are freaking amazing to sleep to. I will dream dreams of Wraith Bone and khaos.

    • @Sweg177
      @Sweg177 3 роки тому +3

      Ikr .. i literally can not sleep without a luetin Warhammer video

    • @AtemiRaven
      @AtemiRaven 3 роки тому +4

      @@Sweg177 Yup. We're all sleeping with Lueten.

    • @paulwalker5225
      @paulwalker5225 3 роки тому

      and don't let the Necrons bite

  • @spethmanjones2997
    @spethmanjones2997 3 роки тому +87

    Never been this early to one of these. Just got a cup of coffee, and what a great way to wake up! Cheers from Florida!

  • @joshuahunt3032
    @joshuahunt3032 3 роки тому +7

    That Necron Orrery sounds fascinating and terrifying.
    I’m glad the Necrons are so calculating and careful, otherwise they would’ve tried to blow out Sol like a candle, and wound up boosting Chaos in the process.

  • @apocrypha5363
    @apocrypha5363 3 роки тому +11

    The Webber is the most insane... because it's insane that anyone ever uses non-lethal force in a universe as horrendous as 40k. (Heck, it'd make more sense as a Dark Eldar weapon used for slave-gathering!)

  • @sonsbury9855
    @sonsbury9855 3 роки тому +10

    I love 40k there are so many deadly world ending weapons they dont even care anymore.

  • @plazmasoul
    @plazmasoul 3 роки тому +5

    I think one of my favorite wargear from the table top for being stupidly strong in the lore is the Tachyon Arrow. Would be fun for a small segment in the next episode

  • @mediocreman6323
    @mediocreman6323 3 роки тому +1

    I give this video a thumbs up before I have even started watching it. For I saw the title, “40K's most insane & powerful weapons”, then I saw it was 45 minutes long. And then I saw that subtitle that says “part one”. Perfect, just perfect.

  • @MeetYourDarkSide
    @MeetYourDarkSide 3 роки тому +2

    "Smash the Like button if it were the face of Dorn and you're an angry Iron Warrior" was the motivation I needed to go about my day. SIEGE! SIEGE! SIEGE! SIEGE!

  • @UrikHaio
    @UrikHaio 3 роки тому +6

    The good old standart issue imperial flashlight. Just imagine every single imperial guard in the galaxy pointing at the same target at the same time 🤪

  • @dreadfullink2279
    @dreadfullink2279 3 роки тому +7

    Another simple weapon is "will of the emperor". This is so widely interpreted by a wide variety of people with all kinds of power that can lead to the death of millions.

  • @asssaa9010
    @asssaa9010 3 роки тому +9

    - Mechanicum adept "Oh no the xeno are to powerfull"
    -Dark age ai" hold my beer".
    -Xeno "am inside myself"
    Literally glitch reality.
    -Mechanicum adept " whatd a beer"
    -Dark age ai "nothing call me for a real threat baka"

  • @pungaking
    @pungaking 3 роки тому +12

    The thumbnail looks like a Ha'tak vessel from SG1

  • @AuthenticHD
    @AuthenticHD 3 роки тому +3

    I've never played 40K a day in my life but I love watching these videos

  • @ambrospike2
    @ambrospike2 3 роки тому +1

    Love the epic music in the intro. It starts out like Mass Effect music and then morphs into something symphonic and anxiety inducing. Good shit.

  • @ezekielonezero3955
    @ezekielonezero3955 3 роки тому +1

    these badass videos are getting me through stage 4 quarantine in melbourne
    being stuck inside 22 hours everyday isnt that bad if you still have warhammer 40k

  • @Gus-dj1ub
    @Gus-dj1ub 3 роки тому +3

    One has to wonder how the other Eldar were reacting to seeing the Mon-keigh destroy their allies with the Speranza's 'fuck around and find out' tier weaponry.

    • @marrvynswillames4975
      @marrvynswillames4975 3 роки тому

      they were in an isolated part of the galaxy, with the eldar winning the battle and the eldar ship wasn't even destroyed, it was met again later in the series and the only damage it had was in the sails

  • @adman1381
    @adman1381 3 роки тому +18

    The lore of Warhammer is truly amazing.
    And weapons are always my favorite part of any lore.

  • @Colonel_Overkill
    @Colonel_Overkill 3 роки тому +3

    I also remember when the D weapons had the "remove the model, the warp doesn't care about your stats" rule and I think you could just lob the damn thing out to see if it drifted close enough to delete a model in the earlier editions before that but its been many a moon and I may not remember perfectly.

  • @kingarthur9487
    @kingarthur9487 3 роки тому +6

    What about that famous Inquisitor?
    'One eyed Colonel Fudge' from sector 7.
    Apparently he's the most dangerous packer, down under.

  • @donwebber9071
    @donwebber9071 3 роки тому +7

    Chaos corruption cover-up
    Am I the only one picturing then scene from the naked gun with Leslie Nelson standing in front of the exploding fireworks factory saying nothing to see here, everything is completely normal, and nothing to see here ( as chaos lightning and bolter explosions are going off in the background)

  • @mirkopejkovic
    @mirkopejkovic 3 роки тому +7

    "looks at date wonders why he gets a gift from the Emperor. Sits down and enjoy's the keeper of knowledge speak "

  • @limbeckk8632
    @limbeckk8632 3 роки тому +1

    I've been doing 10 hour drives between redding california and san diego california for business and your vids have been a god send. Love that this channel has gone full 40k, when I started you were still doing battlefield stuff and I've never played that before lol.

  • @arneschlunz2789
    @arneschlunz2789 3 роки тому +1

    That BFBC2 Intro always brings back memories. Waiting for that Valparaiso Rush to load.

  • @getlifted604
    @getlifted604 3 роки тому +6

    Sir I can’t tell you how much I look forward to your videos. I don’t play the game but you make the lore so much more interesting than it already is. If it wasn’t for you I would have never found my love and curiosity for the 40k. You’ve given me hours of entertainment from your content alone,not counting all the info I look up after hearing your videos. Thank you so much.

  • @jurriaandejongh8677
    @jurriaandejongh8677 3 роки тому +14

    By the Emperor, here we go!

  • @serene1172
    @serene1172 3 роки тому +6

    I always thought an Astarte forgetting their past life was more of a side effect of their transformation than a deliberate act. It was never explicitly mentioned as being part their transition except for the Grey Knights.

  • @Turnil321
    @Turnil321 3 роки тому +23

    How about greenskins weapons?
    The fact that their weapons grow in strength with their WAAAAGH makes it quite strong.
    Just look at the war of the beast and the war moons or WAAAGH! Gratzdakka and his PSI Gargant (like the Psi Titans of the imperium made by the emperor himself)

  • @PharosofLight
    @PharosofLight 3 роки тому +4

    I remember having a lone-surviving wraithguard one-shotting a full strength greater demon of Khorne off a 6. Lost the game but I always remember that moment of awesomeness. I'm also reminded of Dire Swords and how they had a similar effect.

    • @earlgrey2130
      @earlgrey2130 3 роки тому +2

      I rember an instant where a lone guardsman of my oponent singlehandedly fucked up my greater demon of khorne in meele. Third edition.. good times haha xD

    • @AgentK-im8ke
      @AgentK-im8ke 7 місяців тому

      @@earlgrey2130 the guardsmen pull out the nanite gun and said : "you better not messing with me"

  • @Dubson86
    @Dubson86 3 роки тому +3

    Honestly Luetin, you have become the voice of 40k narration for me. I would honestly listen to you narrate 40k audiobooks, your formal and quick (but not too quick) speech combined with your ability to create visual depth with descriptions is exactly what I need when I want to hear 40k, and as much as I love the books Audible has almost all of them on there, but I feel the narrator's were chosen for their deep gruff sounding voices when yours is much more pleasing on the ears. You should honestly try and link up with Audible to do something like that Luetin, I know I and many others would purchase your narrations.

  • @dgd947a15fl
    @dgd947a15fl 3 роки тому +2

    That theme music at the beginning just fits Warhammer 40k so well.

    • @c-lo_g446
      @c-lo_g446 3 роки тому

      I've been dying to know the song

  • @colanth
    @colanth 3 роки тому +3

    Once again, sir, well done! I enjoy the little bits of lore you add to add more prominence to each weapon. The STC's in general are such a wide and fascinating subject, it's hard not to have them on the list. Keep making these! You've found your purpose for the Emperor!

  • @justinkroboth360
    @justinkroboth360 3 роки тому +9

    Man, imagine if the Imperium had the Celestial Orrery - it'd be a mighty empty galaxy, huh?

    • @dreadbringer
      @dreadbringer 3 роки тому +3

      Might work if Tyranids win the war.

  • @rodrigonogueiramota4433
    @rodrigonogueiramota4433 3 роки тому +5

    Star Wars: we have a Death Star
    WarHammer 40K: we have exterminatus
    Europe: we have Ryanair

  • @michaelhowell2326
    @michaelhowell2326 3 роки тому +3

    This is the perfect amount of length for a video. I had been wondering when a new LT episode would drop.

  • @15firekid
    @15firekid 3 роки тому +2

    Imagine you tripped over and your hand sweeps through a hologram of a star cluster then several stars suddenly go supernova.

  • @5switch09
    @5switch09 3 роки тому +8

    Eldar : We have weapons tearing through space and time ripping everything to pieces on a whim.
    Necrons : Your entire solar system is gone with a flick of a finger.

  • @mehdimalek6147
    @mehdimalek6147 3 роки тому +17

    The Lazegun is the most powerful weapon.

    • @marethyu7593
      @marethyu7593 3 роки тому +4

      Set it to "OHSHIT!" setting and watch as everything around you including yourself turns to gas

    • @dilafd5743
      @dilafd5743 3 роки тому +12

      This is my Lasgun. There are many like it, but mine is by far the worst

    • @SemiOmni314
      @SemiOmni314 3 роки тому +5

      @@dilafd5743 It's only performing like that because you're upsetting it's machine spirit

  • @Talon3000
    @Talon3000 3 роки тому +2

    I just love that the old ones / eldar weapons are in perfect form of a Chaos star when they're activated.

  • @blueblood452
    @blueblood452 3 роки тому +2

    I can just imagine everyone on that mechanicus ship collectively shitting themselves at the AI taking control! Would love to see more info on that as that sounds really cool.

  • @E-RaY-zor
    @E-RaY-zor 3 роки тому +4

    I find the aspect of the chaos corruption cool where the affected ones doesn’t recognise that they are corrupted like in the Book „Mephiston revenant crusade” you should read it it’s really interesting.

  • @DGneoseeker1
    @DGneoseeker1 3 роки тому +6

    There's something I've been wondering.
    What happens if you detonate a vortex warhead inside the warp?

    • @j.tastic9132
      @j.tastic9132 10 місяців тому

      You send them to the SUPER WARP

    • @DGneoseeker1
      @DGneoseeker1 10 місяців тому

      @@j.tastic9132 FOR SCIENCE!

  • @thezman9001
    @thezman9001 3 роки тому +2

    I'm not even halfway through the first weapon and it's already the coolest fucking thing I've ever heard

  • @paladinras7970
    @paladinras7970 3 роки тому +2

    Please do more like this and a little more about the tyranids lol I cant get enough of that particular xenos threat

  • @nuclearsimian3281
    @nuclearsimian3281 3 роки тому +3

    The librarian at the end looks as if he's so disappointed that his friend went to Taco Bell and forgot to get him something. He's just so despondent and sad. I kinda wanna give him a hug.

  • @Bublito
    @Bublito 3 роки тому +8

    The most powerful weapon in the Imperium arsenal...
    OUR UNDYING, UNYIELDING, UNBREAKABLE FAITH. IN THE GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND
    *Warlord Titan war horn sound in the distance*

  • @BinaryHe1ix
    @BinaryHe1ix 3 роки тому +1

    I couldn't help but laugh to myself picturing a room full of Kreig guardsmen anxiously volunteering to be in the room when the Mechanicus D-weapons get tested...

  • @sethleoric2598
    @sethleoric2598 3 роки тому +1

    I bet the Eldar chasing the Mechanicus ship were like: "i thought when did these Mon ' Keigh get this Drukhari tech?!"

  • @eriviscale2
    @eriviscale2 3 роки тому +7

    "The Daemon has many forms. You must know them all. You must tell the Daemon from his disguise and root him out from the hidden places. Trust no-one. trust not even yourself. It is better to die in vain than to live an abomination.
    The zealous martyr is praised for his valour: the craven and the unready are justly abhorred." The First Book of Indoctrinations

  • @AmateurBarbarian
    @AmateurBarbarian 3 роки тому +5

    I remember when I first got into the hobby I was reading about Warp Spiders in a 2nd or 3rd edition Eldar codex and the description of their Death Spinners completely sucked in every ounce of my imagination.
    Alas, I ended up playing Imperial Guard but I give my vote to Death Spinners.

    • @topkek996
      @topkek996 2 роки тому

      Death spinners and harlequin's kiss 👌

  • @Kay_Drechsler
    @Kay_Drechsler 3 роки тому +2

    Again I was able to learn so much about 40K lore again due to your brilliant explanations. As always new fields of unknown mystery was created by your immersive narrative to me (if Chaos is truly "all currupting" could it also currupt the Necrons..?). I'm very thankful for your excellent content. And now I'm even having the joy of being able to directly jump to part 2. Feels like Christmas. I'm happy. ^____^

  • @DP-ym8zf
    @DP-ym8zf 3 роки тому +1

    2:05 The lawyer in Luetin emerges again 😂