Ninja's new book is worse than you can imagine

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  • @Kal_El1994
    @Kal_El1994 4 роки тому +8279

    Ninja: dies from fall damage
    Ninja: reports Isaac Newton for stream sniping.

  • @andyf.3684
    @andyf.3684 4 роки тому +7866

    Imagine being a tree for decades, maybe even centuries, beating the odds of getting cut down. Then one day you finally get cut down only to be turned into an abomination of a children’s graphic novel.

  • @Hi-nr6bp
    @Hi-nr6bp 5 років тому +552

    Ninja’s ego is so large it manifested into a physical book series.

  • @Nice-ph1qu
    @Nice-ph1qu 3 роки тому +3485

    The other name for ninja's book should be "Sword Art Offline".

  • @geertyboyfilms2721
    @geertyboyfilms2721 4 роки тому +3967

    In the book ninja should’ve reported the kid who killed him for stream sniping

  • @tuxedosteve9556
    @tuxedosteve9556 5 років тому +3690

    “Quick announcement”
    Lowkey thought he was going to talk about raid shadow legends

  • @RoeeTerner
    @RoeeTerner 5 років тому +36851

    The only bad thing about this book is that ninja's audience can't read yet.

    • @glitch1zillaproductions
      @glitch1zillaproductions 5 років тому +634

      True that

    • @rbarzevedo
      @rbarzevedo 5 років тому +404

      well thought

    • @koolgamez3434
      @koolgamez3434 5 років тому +214

      killer bean general his adult leggings sold out in 40 minutes

    • @jellowick27
      @jellowick27 5 років тому +330

      Kool Gamez yup you're 3 years old
      Edit: oMg ThAnKs FoR tHe LiKeS(it's sarcasm)

    • @cowboyfraser4312
      @cowboyfraser4312 5 років тому +75

      Every time I refresh there are more likes

  • @CaptainLays
    @CaptainLays 3 роки тому +1538

    So basically his whole book is just the Sword Art Online story.

    • @heudbsusjjsidd
      @heudbsusjjsidd 3 роки тому +132

      Yeah..........but worse

    • @Imjudah-
      @Imjudah- 3 роки тому +87

      @@heudbsusjjsidd well you go to give ninja credit that’s a accomplishment

    • @heudbsusjjsidd
      @heudbsusjjsidd 3 роки тому +123

      @@Imjudah- I didn't think it was possible to make SAO look good.

    • @adrielcruz2736
      @adrielcruz2736 3 роки тому +51

      @@heudbsusjjsidd it shouldn’t be, it’s nearly impossible. Yet somehow ninja collected all of the infinity stones and made it possible.

    • @daychild_
      @daychild_ 3 роки тому +23

      @@heudbsusjjsidd I didn’t know it was possible to make sao even worse than it already is lol

  • @cetheral1881
    @cetheral1881 5 років тому +9032

    Ninja over here looking like a Naruto Custom Character.

  • @ahzebo
    @ahzebo 5 років тому +726

    Let’s just take a second and take in that Pyro really read the whole book

    • @Foxinghton
      @Foxinghton 5 років тому +49

      The more important part is that he bought the book and directly financed ninja

    • @definitelyahumannotabot
      @definitelyahumannotabot 5 років тому

      U joined 1 hour ago and got top comment fuckin bot

  • @despicablyawesome
    @despicablyawesome 5 років тому +2803

    pyro: rips into the book for 10 minutes straight
    also pyro: yeah so it isn’t actually that bad. i enjoyed the experience

    • @johnfreeway
      @johnfreeway 5 років тому +11

      100th like also i have leprosy

    • @randomz5890
      @randomz5890 5 років тому +51

      "There's a little something for everyone"

    • @Kapin05
      @Kapin05 5 років тому +44

      He's your average IGN reviewer

    • @imhappy._.
      @imhappy._. 2 роки тому +18

      Shitty things can still be enjoyable. Case in point: Neil Brein and the entirety of TikTok.

    • @Gangpdf
      @Gangpdf 2 роки тому +1

      @@imhappy._. spot on

  • @NotAnAustralianEngineer
    @NotAnAustralianEngineer 2 роки тому +186

    Imagine winning the game, only to end up as Ninjas headband...

  • @rayhangkhan
    @rayhangkhan 5 років тому +4388

    Ninja: **Writes a book in order to boost his name**
    Ninjas audience: **Unable to read or write yet**

    • @catiniya
      @catiniya 5 років тому +17

      😂😂💀

    • @tovsteh
      @tovsteh 5 років тому +49

      Writes? You mean somebody else drew it... on his behalf.

    • @coolestdude244
      @coolestdude244 5 років тому +11

      @@tovsteh he made the words that are meant to be read in the book?

    • @erickonami1
      @erickonami1 5 років тому +9

      Been playing fortnite since i was born 😎

    • @spicychipgaming2080
      @spicychipgaming2080 5 років тому +12

      Playing fortnite since 1873 😎get on my level NOOBIE

  • @C1yde902
    @C1yde902 5 років тому +1937

    Read Onision’s book- any Onision book. He’s written three, and they’re worse than you can possibly imagine

    • @R.O.U.S
      @R.O.U.S 5 років тому +83

      oh hell yea this guy knows what's up

    • @Zanelander
      @Zanelander 5 років тому +43

      Strange Æons' reviewed them all.

    • @44tharia46
      @44tharia46 5 років тому +50

      i think enough youtubers have suffered by the hand of onision’s writing already

    • @meltedcrayons5729
      @meltedcrayons5729 5 років тому +9

      He should start with 3, the worst one, for maximum suffering

    • @jean-charleschabrol390
      @jean-charleschabrol390 5 років тому +2

      wtf are they about ?

  • @Emanymph
    @Emanymph 5 років тому +964

    Ninja - Watches ‘Sword art online’
    Also Ninja - *Phoning his agent*
    you’re never gonna believe this

    • @faisaltaher851
      @faisaltaher851 5 років тому +11

      Yes you are so right

    • @bleedthebeat
      @bleedthebeat 5 років тому +7

      Holy crap!

    • @sand7677
      @sand7677 5 років тому +11

      Im about to make a rip off of this anime and sell it for 50 at a book fair -ninjas brain

    • @dovahkiin-nx3qf
      @dovahkiin-nx3qf 5 років тому +2

      You my dear friend are person of culture

    • @seafoam3379
      @seafoam3379 5 років тому

      Was about to say “someone’s been watching too much anime”

  • @steele_heart77
    @steele_heart77 3 роки тому +643

    "Mum, can we have SAO?"
    "No, we have SAO at home."
    *SAO at home:*

    • @kamuikirby688
      @kamuikirby688 3 роки тому +57

      No one would want SAO in the first place tho

    • @steele_heart77
      @steele_heart77 3 роки тому +6

      @@kamuikirby688 -I would want SAO, tho-

    • @Yuma_Tsukumo
      @Yuma_Tsukumo 3 роки тому +19

      @@steele_heart77 why tho

    • @steele_heart77
      @steele_heart77 3 роки тому +8

      @@Yuma_Tsukumo Because I'm bored. We're in a pandemic, tf did you expect?!

    • @SquaulDuNeant
      @SquaulDuNeant 3 роки тому +3

      @@Yuma_Tsukumo why not tho

  • @venombeetle7473
    @venombeetle7473 4 роки тому +1686

    Book in a nutshell:
    Apes together strong

  • @Gooberjoovies
    @Gooberjoovies 5 років тому +977

    "If you get game ended in the game, you get game ended for real."
    - Tyler Ninja Ghost Blevins

    • @YumiSumire
      @YumiSumire 5 років тому

      What kind of last name is Blevins?

    • @jakem8420
      @jakem8420 5 років тому +4

      its actually ninja tyler fortnite blevins

    • @izukumidoriya2143
      @izukumidoriya2143 5 років тому

      It can't be real

    • @Crimson6200
      @Crimson6200 5 років тому +1

      "Tyler Fortnite Ninja Ghost Blevins"

    • @zgray07
      @zgray07 5 років тому

      Tyler "Ghost Fortnite The Fuck You Say To Me" Blevins

  • @professionalmemeenthusiast2117
    @professionalmemeenthusiast2117 5 років тому +1529

    Ali A: "No swearing"
    Ali A: "I swear the doorbell always goes at the worst times"
    Which is it Ali A?

  • @owenwillfindyou334
    @owenwillfindyou334 3 роки тому +123

    The most dangerous game is actually the name of a short story from the late 1800s about a hunter who is shipwrecked on an island and takes part in a “game” where he is hunted by a professional hunter. You should read it. It’s great.

    • @someguy9893
      @someguy9893 3 роки тому +5

      I thought it was from the 1920s?

    • @owenwillfindyou334
      @owenwillfindyou334 3 роки тому +7

      @@someguy9893 close enough lol

    • @lmao1660
      @lmao1660 3 роки тому +8

      @@owenwillfindyou334 1924 to be exact

    • @samyprostar
      @samyprostar 6 місяців тому +2

      Ay I remember that. Had to read that in high school.

  • @thedarkcolourmodding8180
    @thedarkcolourmodding8180 5 років тому +2365

    when ninja said “noob”
    I felt that

  • @aster8864
    @aster8864 5 років тому +711

    "He thrives on the souls of children"
    Honestly, if that doesn't describe Pyro I don't know what does.

    • @SethCrowderMusic
      @SethCrowderMusic 5 років тому +12

      It describes the youtube algorithm

    • @johnfreeway
      @johnfreeway 5 років тому +2

      Seth or leafy

    • @jackmatutum7747
      @jackmatutum7747 5 років тому +2

      Practically all commentary/reaction channels.

    • @zedaddy3530
      @zedaddy3530 5 років тому

      Well Pyro says the n-word instead of saying "guys" so that really doesn't make him a "family friendly" channel,it just makes him the chadd he is

  • @Scie
    @Scie 5 років тому +1861

    “My ad revenue will plummet”
    He says as he has 15 ad breaks

  • @vegetableman9137
    @vegetableman9137 3 роки тому +66

    Pyrocynical: I’m not giving her a voice
    Also pyrocynical: I’m not giving her a vote either.

  • @sugondeez1035
    @sugondeez1035 4 роки тому +555

    The fact that I thought he'd say "Keller gets turned into a pickle." at 18:17 just shows how broken my brain is.

    • @mohammadhilal6818
      @mohammadhilal6818 4 роки тому +46

      Funniest shit I’ve seen all day

    • @7AM.Adrian
      @7AM.Adrian 4 роки тому +11

      This shows how broken my brain is because I laughed for minutes straight at this comment

    • @DrMan-nh3bg
      @DrMan-nh3bg 4 роки тому +2

      "I'm a pickle Ninjaaa, i turned myself into a pickle! I'm Pickle KELLERRR!!!"

    • @edgarburguete5670
      @edgarburguete5670 4 роки тому

      I think this shows how well structured your brain is by not accepting any bad feedback

  • @captaingay8834
    @captaingay8834 5 років тому +3184

    That book is literally Ninja's 'Sword Art Online' self-insert fic.

    • @hueyfernandez4587
      @hueyfernandez4587 5 років тому +147

      Bruhhhh SAO is way better, dont compare it to this trash

    • @ccrum32
      @ccrum32 5 років тому +9

      Huey Fernandez TRUUUUEEEE

    • @elpollozer601
      @elpollozer601 4 роки тому +48

      @@hueyfernandez4587 uuuuuhhhhh

    • @easypete7920
      @easypete7920 4 роки тому +26

      Huey Fernandez hmmmmm

    • @gregorious835
      @gregorious835 4 роки тому +77

      We see kirito proceed to call ninja a noob scrub

  • @pilotgrain2636
    @pilotgrain2636 5 років тому +1742

    I was at home eating Dorito when phone ring
    "Ninja book is out"
    "No"

    • @x3-LSTR-512
      @x3-LSTR-512 5 років тому +82

      I was reading about ligma when discord said
      Ninja is kil
      "No"

    • @someoneidk6303
      @someoneidk6303 5 років тому +22

      @@x3-LSTR-512 *yes

    • @kassbrookmusic
      @kassbrookmusic 5 років тому +6

      This is so sad 🥺

    • @RandomishToons
      @RandomishToons 5 років тому +18

      I was at hom eating dorito wen fone ring
      “Ninja gets killed in book”
      Yeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhh

    • @chandrapratap668
      @chandrapratap668 5 років тому +4

      Apology for bad english

  • @YedLee
    @YedLee 2 роки тому +31

    6:19 the 'BRUUHH' with the sirens just killed me idk why that was so funny😭

  • @robinterrazas654
    @robinterrazas654 4 роки тому +4522

    Is ninja aware that The Most Dangerous Game is also the name of a very serious book about killing people for sport?

  • @domtorreto9414
    @domtorreto9414 4 роки тому +2637

    Draco Malloy talks about funny blue hair man

  • @Sean-zm3dp
    @Sean-zm3dp 5 років тому +3143

    “Mom can I have comics?”
    “We have comics at home”
    Comics at home:

    • @happynow2926
      @happynow2926 5 років тому +42

      Haha definitely haven't seen that joke format millions of other times before!!

    • @thebaseddept.6411
      @thebaseddept.6411 5 років тому +49

      “Mom can I have a funny comment?”
      “We have funny comments at home.”
      “Funny” comments at home:

    • @emiliatembe9483
      @emiliatembe9483 5 років тому

      Ꮆㄖᗪ 卄卂丂 ㄥ乇千ㄒ ㄩ丂 bruh

    • @thespanishinquisiton9589
      @thespanishinquisiton9589 5 років тому

      Oh my god, you should be a comedian!

    • @BangerisNewGod
      @BangerisNewGod 5 років тому +2

      “Mom can I have a good kid at home?”
      “We have a good kid at home”
      Good kid at home:
      Mom can I have a good kid at home?”
      “We have a good kid at home”
      Good kid at home:
      Mom can I have a good kid at home?”
      “We have a good kid at home”
      Good kid at home:

  • @BlueSodaPop_
    @BlueSodaPop_ 3 роки тому +366

    The idea of the book isn't even that bad, but the writing both in characters and conversations is just god awful xD As an author, this is painful

    • @Kitsune_Chara_CG
      @Kitsune_Chara_CG 3 роки тому +3

      Ok i usally dont read Books But Now that youve said that did you release any books? (j dont wanna sound like a Idk what)

    • @BlueSodaPop_
      @BlueSodaPop_ 3 роки тому +14

      @@Kitsune_Chara_CG I sadly haven't yet, but I'm strongly working on that xD Even after years of writing, it's still not good enough for me lol

    • @livispuzzled
      @livispuzzled 3 роки тому +23

      as someone else who casually writes/wants to be an author, i completely agree. it sucks that people who legitimately have talent and aren’t recognized for their works don’t succeed, and people like ninja who clearly don’t know what they’re doing can be successful

    • @imlivinginyourwalls9413
      @imlivinginyourwalls9413 2 роки тому

      @@BlueSodaPop_ lol same for me here

  • @aurelien8284
    @aurelien8284 5 років тому +3512

    Everyone : this is sword art online
    Me an intellectual : it’s spy kids 3D

    • @KitKat-sv9qp
      @KitKat-sv9qp 5 років тому +136

      It's the dumpster baby of both.

    • @Duck-re3tm
      @Duck-re3tm 5 років тому +103

      The Time I got reincarnated as an douchbag

    • @d3n3x3
      @d3n3x3 5 років тому +14

      Aha weeb.

    • @abyss6307
      @abyss6307 5 років тому +7

      I was about to comment that its sao lol

    • @nigelbatman1699
      @nigelbatman1699 5 років тому +1

      So true

  • @Cyranek
    @Cyranek 5 років тому +4774

    story time with pyro

    • @frnnzy_
      @frnnzy_ 4 роки тому +14

      Nabbit05 wow you are the ACTUAL pyro if you can go in the fire, cool

    • @Anmolol
      @Anmolol 4 роки тому +1

      Epic gamer moment

    • @John-ek4xc
      @John-ek4xc 4 роки тому +5

      ah yes tf2 is here :v

    • @FulsomeFrog
      @FulsomeFrog 4 роки тому +4

      @@John-ek4xc insert pyro muffles here

    • @John-ek4xc
      @John-ek4xc 4 роки тому +4

      @@FulsomeFrog Pyro , that spy is a spy
      :v

  • @Jad3z
    @Jad3z 5 років тому +5683

    Whoever gets caught reading this book at school is definitely getting bullied

    • @shoelace0013
      @shoelace0013 5 років тому +282

      Jad3z don’t be so forgiving, you have to ghost him.

    • @nnnyel
      @nnnyel 5 років тому +319

      **pumped up kicks intensifies**

    • @stoopid2874
      @stoopid2874 5 років тому +151

      honestly i only see second and third graders buying this book, where majority of th class wld be like yeaaah go ninjaa woohooo

    • @safijivvaboi5081
      @safijivvaboi5081 5 років тому +77

      stoopid *hEy I bOuGht thE BoOk aNd iM oNly iN FirSt grAdE AnD I bEt iM olDer tHan alL oF yOu.* - some random 1st grader

    • @sniperpro-pi9dz
      @sniperpro-pi9dz 5 років тому +8

      Why do I see 666

  • @Perfectheart-fan-girl
    @Perfectheart-fan-girl 3 роки тому +25

    I like how sarcastic he is even when he wants you to buy stuff

  • @vietnamgamer9490
    @vietnamgamer9490 5 років тому +3051

    I like the idea that “porn” is an acting tier

    • @suarez9108
      @suarez9108 5 років тому +179

      Of course, compare Ali-a’s fake excitement to the legendary character who gave us the line “This isn’t a beach, this is a bathtub.” You can see which has better acting

    • @HeadHunter697
      @HeadHunter697 5 років тому +75

      Not only do you gotta fake an orgasm, you gotta do it on camera in five different angles.

    • @luccasouza5572
      @luccasouza5572 5 років тому +6

      @@BlockedUser420 what

    • @empty7170
      @empty7170 5 років тому +2

      @@BlockedUser420 what

    • @tomthomson855
      @tomthomson855 5 років тому +52

      “Thats not white chocolate thats your dick” porn is an acting tier

  • @theeeveedex6074
    @theeeveedex6074 5 років тому +2609

    It sounds like sword art online but more “humble brags”

    • @ismraz_7232
      @ismraz_7232 5 років тому +70

      the black swordsman? nah. *the swordsman with the HB bandana.*

    • @uzire
      @uzire 5 років тому

      stop stealing my comment

    • @sircorbalot5549
      @sircorbalot5549 5 років тому

      The Eevee Dex 😂

    • @gravitygas3891
      @gravitygas3891 5 років тому +8

      I now want this comic series to be an anime so Something Witty Entertainment can fix it.

    • @rubyy.7374
      @rubyy.7374 5 років тому +31

      They’re both basically “gamers rise up,” except one is implied to be a self insert fanfic and the other IS a self insert fanfic.

  • @fabiofhefitten
    @fabiofhefitten 5 років тому +2604

    Bruh I can’t believe Ninja said ‘Noob’ I’m literally shaking and crying at the club rn 😔😔😔😭😭😭

    • @DrakeAsleep
      @DrakeAsleep 5 років тому +4

      Lol

    • @pathosfear6290
      @pathosfear6290 5 років тому +51

      I feel triggered, hurt and vulnerable.

    • @johnnyp.5816
      @johnnyp.5816 5 років тому +8

      Thomas the Dank
      That went too far...

    • @greenreversecard2612
      @greenreversecard2612 5 років тому +1

      Thomas the Dank Why are you like this

    • @ERROR-gj6uc
      @ERROR-gj6uc 5 років тому +1

      Damn that’s crazy..... but I don’t remember asking

  • @janeintherain1480
    @janeintherain1480 3 роки тому +109

    8:23 this is the best part of the video I can’t stop watching it

  • @gunnaryoung
    @gunnaryoung 5 років тому +481

    Imagine being required to read "The Most Dangerous Game" and accidentally reading "Ninja: The Most Dangerous Game"

    • @FooPanda
      @FooPanda 5 років тому +44

      A book where Ninja gets hunted by 9 year olds in a battle royale, to the death

    • @Hotpotatogal
      @Hotpotatogal 5 років тому

      @@FooPanda Best Comment

    • @joeyylmao2163
      @joeyylmao2163 5 років тому +12

      Thing is The Most Dangerous Game is a good book

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 5 років тому

      I did an escape room based around it once. Was a pretty cool twist to find that out

    • @threadyprawn8944
      @threadyprawn8944 5 років тому +1

      I'd rather read the real "The Most Dangerous Game" because that is some good shit there.

  • @alexandervillagomez1281
    @alexandervillagomez1281 3 роки тому +2934

    Imagine in infinity war where Thanos instead said noob when we snapped his fingers.

  • @pilot9266
    @pilot9266 5 років тому +276

    “noob”
    -Ninja, 2020

    • @pastaronravioli4238
      @pastaronravioli4238 5 років тому +3

      noob
      -ninja 2020
      -pilot2020

    • @dcarterm8371
      @dcarterm8371 5 років тому +5

      Noob
      -Ninja 2020
      -Pilot 2020
      -Pastaron ravioli 2020

    • @goblokanjing95
      @goblokanjing95 5 років тому +6

      noOB
      -Ninja 2020
      -Pilot 2020
      - Pastaron ravioli 2020
      -Dcarterm 2020

    • @brameshess9766
      @brameshess9766 5 років тому +4

      @@goblokanjing95 Noob
      -ninja 2020
      -Pilot 2020
      -Pastaron Ravioli 2020
      -Dcarterm 2020
      -Shalluwie 2020

    • @sglc_5714
      @sglc_5714 5 років тому +1

      NoOb
      -ninja 2020
      -Pilot 2020
      -Pastaron Ravioli 2020
      -Dcarterm 2020
      -Shalluwie 2020
      -
      ᙠᙠoʎ 2020

  • @becktotheaction1891
    @becktotheaction1891 3 роки тому +9

    Dude volume 2 is now a thing, you are legally obligated to make a video on it.

  • @gg_novastar8492
    @gg_novastar8492 5 років тому +662

    “4 pages in and he’s already a douche” sounds just like his life story

    • @marrqi7wini54
      @marrqi7wini54 5 років тому +12

      Guess it's an autobiography.

    • @MauricesHeresy
      @MauricesHeresy 5 років тому +1

      Can’t wait to see ninja on this “tHE FuCk diD yoU JusT sAy To mE yOU liTtLe Shit”

  • @samlung2724
    @samlung2724 5 років тому +511

    "You know how many tress died for Ninja?"
    That line killed me

    • @Foyfabel1497
      @Foyfabel1497 5 років тому +8

      "The amount of bread you had today."

    • @hshocker98
      @hshocker98 5 років тому

      References amirite

    • @broo89boi84
      @broo89boi84 5 років тому

      Yeah the one’s he chopped down in fortnite

    • @thercar9792
      @thercar9792 5 років тому +1

      *trees

  • @themeatmeister3822
    @themeatmeister3822 4 роки тому +713

    Ninja watches sword art online
    NInja:FERB I KNOW WHAT WERE GONNA DO TODAY

    • @Nathan-rg2no
      @Nathan-rg2no 3 роки тому +5

      rip off

    • @themeatmeister3822
      @themeatmeister3822 3 роки тому +4

      Huh?

    • @Nathan-rg2no
      @Nathan-rg2no 3 роки тому +32

      @@themeatmeister3822 basically this book is a ripoff of SAO, but worst... far worst

    • @themeatmeister3822
      @themeatmeister3822 3 роки тому +22

      Oh ok I thought you were saying I took the comment from someone else or something

    • @lemonplayz4032
      @lemonplayz4032 3 роки тому +4

      Ninja really is just a knock off blue Kakashi

  • @snazzy3743
    @snazzy3743 2 роки тому +18

    The second book is out, now we just wait 4 Pyro to review it

  • @TyroneGParks
    @TyroneGParks 5 років тому +546

    Year: 2020
    Pyro's Editing Game: 3020

  • @victfv
    @victfv 5 років тому +642

    The ending is literally SAO. Mary Sue character is too cool to die and completely negates all the rules that were pre established, then his tsundere gf gives him her sword and he kills the bad guy.

    • @nepucchi
      @nepucchi 5 років тому +77

      the entire book is just western sao

    • @anderswiberg7979
      @anderswiberg7979 5 років тому +29

      top 10 worst crossovers in history

    • @CringeGamingOG
      @CringeGamingOG 5 років тому +2

      yes blurry face boi. I too, watch anime on the interwebster.

    • @yuro7674
      @yuro7674 5 років тому +1

      @General Kenobi bro sao so good idk what you talk about!!!"!"!"!"!"!!!!"!"!"!!!(!((!(!

    • @jasperosterlund6308
      @jasperosterlund6308 5 років тому

      Sao?

  • @unbotheredabr7505
    @unbotheredabr7505 5 років тому +482

    Mr.Beast: plants 20 million trees
    Ninja: Uses all of them for this epic gamer book

  • @LazarusPointZero
    @LazarusPointZero 3 роки тому +55

    Ninja’s book is the result of dumping Naruto, Sword Art Online, and Ready Player One into a kids sand mold then squirted in slightly dried elmers glue, chewed it up, spat it out onto some paper, then profited.

  • @_V.Va_
    @_V.Va_ 4 роки тому +2690

    "Ninjer."
    Hey there, Pyro. I don't think you're allowed to say that.

    • @meatloafer2762
      @meatloafer2762 4 роки тому +47

      This is comedy gold

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 4 роки тому +20

      he still said the n word that 1 time

    • @_V.Va_
      @_V.Va_ 4 роки тому +34

      @@jockeyfield1954 Wait what, he did??

    • @realglubtubbuswepple
      @realglubtubbuswepple 4 роки тому +173

      Oh my god he said the n word??? Oh my God this is the end of the world I hate him let's cancel him omg im literally shaking and crying

    • @_V.Va_
      @_V.Va_ 4 роки тому +95

      @@realglubtubbuswepple shidding and farding pbbtpbbtttbbp

  • @lello2031
    @lello2031 4 роки тому +4984

    Pyrocynical looks like a female version of himself.

    • @shadowjinkus1070
      @shadowjinkus1070 4 роки тому +240

      Pyro looks like a male version of himself.

    • @GRAHAMICVS
      @GRAHAMICVS 4 роки тому +9

      this is le violating the *law*

    • @clockworkgore
      @clockworkgore 4 роки тому +6

      He also did trap displays om insta

    • @pqcherii
      @pqcherii 4 роки тому +1

      @@syndicatexiv1361 oh my-
      It's so accurate

    • @chanshin3707
      @chanshin3707 4 роки тому +3

      Seems kinda karen to me

  • @AdamG1983
    @AdamG1983 5 років тому +276

    "I'm not seeing enough movement!!!"

  • @Dwightknignt
    @Dwightknignt 12 днів тому +2

    This video was massive, you know what else is massive?

  • @notary931
    @notary931 4 роки тому +4823

    The drawings are actually good... just the drawings.

  • @picklechin7793
    @picklechin7793 4 роки тому +2005

    im actually typing this on a 3DS and it hurts

    • @ccda3324
      @ccda3324 4 роки тому +109

      Power move

    • @flixs1353
      @flixs1353 4 роки тому +77

      Breaks fingers,
      noob

    • @DJLardAss
      @DJLardAss 4 роки тому +36

      It's ok we have all been there and done that

    • @thamberling3806
      @thamberling3806 4 роки тому +29

      Wait a sec... My 3ds cant with youtube and i have youtube

    • @DJLardAss
      @DJLardAss 4 роки тому +36

      @@thamberling3806 UA-cam was discontinued the only way you can watch UA-cam on a 3ds is on the web browser with a new 3ds

  • @arturoflores1318
    @arturoflores1318 5 років тому +374

    “But before we get to ninjas book, let’s hear a word from our sponsor, raid shadow legends.

    • @theknightsofawesomeness2701
      @theknightsofawesomeness2701 5 років тому +15

      LEGENDS SHADOW RAID IS A EPIC RPG ROLE-PLAYING GAY.

    • @Revenant_.
      @Revenant_. 5 років тому +2

      WITH AWESOME 3D GRAPHICS

    • @shakmp4
      @shakmp4 5 років тому

      AND WILL GIVE YOU FREE 300 VBUCKS! AND THE BEST PART IS RAID SHADOW LEGENDS IS FREE!

  • @attilavarga3188
    @attilavarga3188 3 роки тому +13

    Ninja should have dyed his hair red, call himself "Ginger Ninjer". He could have become the most famous entertainer with that name.

  • @zwan6740
    @zwan6740 5 років тому +512

    I thought “The Most Dangerous Game” was about Ninja hunting human beings for sport after he got bored of Fortnite.

    • @afii
      @afii 5 років тому +1

      Idek wtf youre saying mate

    • @elbertloverez7754
      @elbertloverez7754 5 років тому +32

      @@afii He's referencing a book with the same name.

    • @LittleSprout73
      @LittleSprout73 5 років тому +32

      @@afii there's a 1920s(?) book with the same title which is about a man who meets a hunter who later reaveals that he likes to hunt humans for sport because they're more exciting than animals. And it's a whole man vs hunter type story.

    • @catchercat_yt3503
      @catchercat_yt3503 5 років тому +10

      The one story I actually enjoyed in (un)Lit class

    • @panzer_jager7412
      @panzer_jager7412 5 років тому +5

      I love that short story

  • @mrcheese4886
    @mrcheese4886 4 роки тому +972

    Ali-A: “no swearing”
    Alia-A again: “I swear the door always goes at the worst times”

  • @Spellfork
    @Spellfork 5 років тому +338

    Let me guess, at the end as ninja fights his nemesis he wins by reporting the bad guy for stream sniping

  • @Brimspark
    @Brimspark 3 роки тому +5

    The saying, "about to get nae nae'd" is so much more powerful with all the silento drama

  • @centurionpan3400
    @centurionpan3400 5 років тому +177

    You do realize that someone got turned into a HEADBAND for winning? Not even a weapon, and ninja is WEARING that human on his head

    • @xbigbooshx4643
      @xbigbooshx4643 5 років тому +37

      CenturionPan: Your profile picture is how that “person” felt as a headband.

  • @damianthorne2532
    @damianthorne2532 4 роки тому +2883

    I forgot how perfect Dio's "GOODBYE, JOJO!" moment was.

  • @artyficial478
    @artyficial478 5 років тому +1002

    First video of 2019: Ninja video
    First video of 2020: Ninja video
    First video of 2021: Not petscop 2

    • @Bigmommynut
      @Bigmommynut 5 років тому +4

      Arty 621 WHERE IS PETSCOP 2????????????????????????WHERE

    • @Zeke229
      @Zeke229 5 років тому

      Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts nice quote

    • @dwayne1625
      @dwayne1625 5 років тому

      Im not watching petscop 2 without Ninja and AliA as the antagonist

    • @fanfan9554
      @fanfan9554 5 років тому +1

      @Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts yeah my boy pyro been sleeping on that new postal

    • @braingrunt2569
      @braingrunt2569 5 років тому

      I think he needs to be stopped or he will become a legendary axe in the Fartnoight

  • @dingletun
    @dingletun 2 роки тому +40

    Damn bro, I didnt know Pyro mocking a childrens’ novel character by giving them an Australian accent was something i needed so much.
    Oh my god, he gave keller my fav aussie impression of all time

  • @TheRanchiestMan
    @TheRanchiestMan 4 роки тому +1096

    “GOODBYE JOJO”
    - killer to Tyler 2020

  • @_CG04
    @_CG04 5 років тому +380

    Ah yes, Tyler Fortnite Ninja “American sniper” Blevins

  • @kyso829
    @kyso829 5 років тому +1737

    Imagine waiting 9 months just to name your child ninja

    • @xueyangtew2456
      @xueyangtew2456 5 років тому +2

      Its not his real name, but okay.

    • @rudrakshsaha8210
      @rudrakshsaha8210 5 років тому +225

      @@xueyangtew2456 r/whoosh

    • @purolanpastori
      @purolanpastori 5 років тому +36

      i actually know 2 real people called ninja

    • @kallmekhaos8367
      @kallmekhaos8367 5 років тому +27

      purolanpastori lets be politically correct. They’re people of color. Or African Americans. Family friendly channel

    • @xueyangtew2456
      @xueyangtew2456 5 років тому +16

      @@rudrakshsaha8210 you didnt even get woooosh right

  • @underground40055
    @underground40055 3 роки тому +59

    Sword Art Online XVII: Cringey "Family-Friendly" UA-camr Edition "We can't have money if it's not kid-friendly."

    • @abandonedchannel1010
      @abandonedchannel1010 3 роки тому

      This should have been the title for Ninja's book instead of The Dangerous Game

  • @saichoooo
    @saichoooo 5 років тому +2459

    i was eating doritos and i got message:
    "ninja is kil"
    "no"

    • @ricardofan2733
      @ricardofan2733 5 років тому +137

      where was you when hitler die
      i was at buncker eatin sosig and phon ring
      “hitler is kil”
      no

    • @tjtague7460
      @tjtague7460 5 років тому +61

      u mean.
      where were u when ninja was kil
      I was in house drinking red bull when phone ring
      ninja is kil
      no

    • @saichoooo
      @saichoooo 5 років тому +10

      @@tjtague7460 yes, ninja is kil

    • @vertical6866
      @vertical6866 5 років тому +17

      apology for bad english

    • @arthcnvs
      @arthcnvs 5 років тому +1

      *no*

  • @Ilse446
    @Ilse446 4 роки тому +954

    *ninja watches sword art online once*
    Ninja: “this belongs to me now”

    • @jjjogos6751
      @jjjogos6751 4 роки тому +36

      That book is basically a Chinese SAO

    • @Watchtone
      @Watchtone 4 роки тому +1

      (it’s free estate)

    • @Jokoko2828
      @Jokoko2828 4 роки тому +21

      I fucking wish Ninja was a cute girl with a height complex that plays as womanlet Speedy Gonzales online.

    • @keyman245
      @keyman245 4 роки тому +3

      Manhwa SAO

    • @Jokoko2828
      @Jokoko2828 4 роки тому +2

      @@keyman245 Oh, someone remembers Shin Angyo Onshi.

  • @MultiEkisDe
    @MultiEkisDe 4 роки тому +2382

    I've made roleplays with more sense than this book.

    • @teefffa
      @teefffa 4 роки тому +49

      And i think i perfer watching a old poorly made horror movie rather this comic

    • @CerealExperimentsMizuki
      @CerealExperimentsMizuki 4 роки тому +36

      @@teefffa would you rather:
      Read Ninja Manga or watch that Star Wars movie with Chewbacca and his family.
      I'd read Ninja Manga.

    • @deadchannel5184
      @deadchannel5184 4 роки тому +1

      Mood is oozing from this

    • @CerealExperimentsMizuki
      @CerealExperimentsMizuki 4 роки тому +6

      @@deadchannel5184 poo penis.
      Penises on top of toast on top of Sandwiches.

    • @deadchannel5184
      @deadchannel5184 4 роки тому +5

      Cosmic Mitama The Ultimate what is this reply, I stay up awake to think- “What was going on in this humans head to write this?”

  • @nobudgetproductions9987
    @nobudgetproductions9987 3 роки тому +4

    I like how ninja just tells the entire universe to rise up and they do

  • @CocoMountainMC
    @CocoMountainMC 5 років тому +502

    i thought ninja doesn’t play with girls

    • @kelpq1u
      @kelpq1u 5 років тому +1

      LMFAO hahahsgdheusja

    • @DurpyON
      @DurpyON 5 років тому +1

      Lmao

    • @noeL-sp6wn
      @noeL-sp6wn 5 років тому +1

      Very epic

    • @PapsThings
      @PapsThings 5 років тому +2

      *He does in bed ;)*

    • @Real_Kaedinh
      @Real_Kaedinh 5 років тому +2

      Oh yeah i forgot he said that

  • @m4sherman926
    @m4sherman926 5 років тому +526

    “He is too epic to be contained”
    Is he an SCP?

    • @pastaronravioli4238
      @pastaronravioli4238 5 років тому +1

      bro u a nERd

    • @e3210-y7o
      @e3210-y7o 5 років тому +30

      @@pastaronravioli4238 . well logically he can be considered an scp of the euclid containment level

    • @BlaZay
      @BlaZay 5 років тому +17

      Yeah, one that turns every medium it touches into a deficient shitty evil clone version of itself. Truly a terrifying power indeed.

    • @sdpblueneko4559
      @sdpblueneko4559 5 років тому +8

      SCP-69

    • @iowoqopalaoqqe4157
      @iowoqopalaoqqe4157 5 років тому +1

      SCP-106 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT

  • @scuffedkidd2136
    @scuffedkidd2136 5 років тому +71

    For someone named ninja he sure likes to be flashy and the center of attention

  • @KodeGringle
    @KodeGringle 3 роки тому +3

    Oooh nice choice of music in the beginning. Swag shop, very epic

  • @Madhusudhan_M
    @Madhusudhan_M 3 роки тому +665

    That book is literally the proof that Ninja's audience are 9 year olds.

    • @SpringODc2melapela
      @SpringODc2melapela 3 роки тому +27

      you are actually right my cousin is 9 years old
      and a crybaby
      and also a ninja viewer
      my dissapointment is immesurable and my day is ruined

    • @jessicacarranza2959
      @jessicacarranza2959 3 роки тому +4

      @@SpringODc2melapela I think my cousin kid is 9

    • @faeyzaihsanulfikri9975
      @faeyzaihsanulfikri9975 2 роки тому +3

      I’m 12 but I’m stuck in a 9 year olds boy
      I’m short

  • @akatobias
    @akatobias 5 років тому +3792

    This book is stupid, Ninja cant have female friends

    • @zab1370
      @zab1370 5 років тому +44

      Well neither can you...

    • @trueassassin3381
      @trueassassin3381 5 років тому +359

      @@zab1370 jokes on u i dont have friends

    • @kritedz
      @kritedz 5 років тому +227

      @@trueassassin3381 what the fuck are friends

    • @ryanchuabowen2045
      @ryanchuabowen2045 5 років тому +23

      @@kritedz ppl that befriend you

    • @julietwatson4642
      @julietwatson4642 5 років тому +9

      I Pee Nuts new phone

  • @flushedgaming7821
    @flushedgaming7821 5 років тому +1173

    People: Criticise Ninja’s book
    Ninja: “Everyone on UA-cam hates me”

    • @HaziqShake
      @HaziqShake 5 років тому +30

      So does everyone on twitch

    • @viggecokarlittecola4655
      @viggecokarlittecola4655 5 років тому +4

      well if this was a normal childrens book it wouldent be criticized at all also if the games that are about pewdiepie were about ninja i bet those games would be more criticized he has a point

    • @Sunss
      @Sunss 5 років тому +3

      @@HaziqShake didn't he switch to that google *streaming platform*

    • @flushedgaming7821
      @flushedgaming7821 5 років тому +3

      JsevenZ It’s mixer. Its owned by Microsoft

    • @fostNZ
      @fostNZ 5 років тому +1

      @@viggecokarlittecola4655 Yes if it was a normal children's book it wouldn't be criticized so much, if the games that are about pewdiepie were about ninja they'd be criticized, why? Cause it's Ninja, he's famous. If it was a normal children's book it wouldn't be, why? SINCE ITS NOT WRITTEN BY A FAMOUS PERSON. Pewdiepie's games, they would of been more criticized probably cause Ninja would change the direction of the game to a battle royal.

  • @Kubaadamiec
    @Kubaadamiec 3 роки тому +2

    For anyone who doesnt know what the song is what plays mostly when when pyro is like reading the comic,its called triage at dawn,its a song used in hl2 when winston gets shot.

  • @fidelski2019
    @fidelski2019 4 роки тому +2160

    The dialogue is something I like to call “shroudfusion”. It’s pretty much when beginning writers attempt to write their dialogue to be extremely “poetic” regardless of the tone of the story or the characters speaking.
    Most people overcome it at a young age, guess Ninja never did though.

    • @neros1277
      @neros1277 4 роки тому +125

      I want to be a writer, i may be pretty good at it actually, so let me get this straight, this shroudfusion is when a character which for exmaple... Likes to take a piss out of everything has a line that is poetic which don't fit his/hers personality

    • @fidelski2019
      @fidelski2019 4 роки тому +161

      @@neros1277 yeah. It’s a specific type of dialogue uniformality where the characters all speak in this abbreviated manner that is meant to inspire emphasis. Although not exactly the same, think of the Star Wars Prequels.

    • @Ze_eT
      @Ze_eT 4 роки тому +91

      @@fidelski2019 16:19 is a good example for that. Ninja acts like as if he knows his entire character and describes him like an anime character who is about to defeat the villain, yet "You could've been awesome" and also 2:41

    • @alexradice8163
      @alexradice8163 4 роки тому +8

      That's a good term. I appreciate this comment a lot

    • @tzeentchmundi44
      @tzeentchmundi44 3 роки тому +43

      Honestly, this book is a proof that everybody can be a good writer, because damn, if this thing passed the quality test...

  • @uffy
    @uffy 5 років тому +419

    I swear to god there is nothing as teeth grindingly cringy as hearing "What the crap" in absolutely any media

    • @uffy
      @uffy 5 років тому +10

      in my opinion, it hurts the most when I see it in a lowest common denominator kind of kids show or book, go figure

    • @razor6827
      @razor6827 5 років тому +1

      Uffy Mane I get what you mean

    • @samuelshiloh2316
      @samuelshiloh2316 5 років тому +1

      I see you suffer from the same torture as well

    • @vietnamgamer9490
      @vietnamgamer9490 5 років тому +1

      I gotta agree on that point friend

    • @Mariodash23
      @Mariodash23 5 років тому +2

      Strong Bad would like to know your location.

  • @penguin5695
    @penguin5695 4 роки тому +947

    It’s like a weird combination between Ben 10 and Ready Player One

    • @ricardooliveira562
      @ricardooliveira562 4 роки тому +37

      And a pile of crap.

    • @drcgad3052
      @drcgad3052 4 роки тому +24

      So a movie (which is based off a book) I like, and my childhood (which has a shitty reboot) combined with basically battlefield earth.

    • @daniboy4153
      @daniboy4153 4 роки тому +8

      You get the perfect combination

    • @Markel_GR
      @Markel_GR 4 роки тому +11

      And add some aids and shitty plot with characters that makes no sense

    • @bjrottinghaus6033
      @bjrottinghaus6033 4 роки тому

      Comments are legit

  • @Hadi-wf7ze
    @Hadi-wf7ze 3 роки тому +9

    I respect the fact that he used Simpsons Hit and Run music in the background back then.

  • @SonicRG
    @SonicRG 5 років тому +640

    Yes, my favorite anime “Ninja Art Online”

    • @haitas8501
      @haitas8501 5 років тому +5

      Mine is Ninja Horizon

    • @cerealeater803
      @cerealeater803 5 років тому +3

      Stream Snipe on Ninja

    • @super1512
      @super1512 5 років тому +6

      You've just sprung the idea of Ninja hentai into my head

    • @drinos
      @drinos 5 років тому +2

      Ninjato

    • @chosenmelon8695
      @chosenmelon8695 5 років тому +5

      SonicRG LOL i was like oh its kirito with blue hair

  • @kwibee
    @kwibee 5 років тому +801

    “You know how many trees died because of ninja”

  • @ProdigyCOD
    @ProdigyCOD 4 роки тому +8299

    Imagine someday when "noob" becomes a racial slur

    • @wannabewyvern
      @wannabewyvern 4 роки тому +277

      Wulfy OH GOD I DO NOT WANT TO LIVE IN THAT ERA

    • @pam2692
      @pam2692 4 роки тому +672

      n word: the sequel

    • @kaden-bone8097
      @kaden-bone8097 4 роки тому +245

      Don't jinx it. In today's retarded society if you offend someone it's basically against the law.

    • @hissingfaunaa
      @hissingfaunaa 4 роки тому +54

      you have a fortnite profile pic

    • @Erawakeup
      @Erawakeup 4 роки тому +48

      Wulfy shut up Noober

  • @samdalton418
    @samdalton418 3 роки тому +7

    12:59 that plin plin plon hit so close to home

  • @andrewshaw2033
    @andrewshaw2033 5 років тому +291

    “do you know how many trees died for ninja” got me laughing a little too hard

    • @TA-yt1qy
      @TA-yt1qy 5 років тому +1

      You need help

  • @nicocurti7183
    @nicocurti7183 5 років тому +453

    *revenge of the sith final battle*
    Anakin: You underestimate my power
    Obi-wan: You could’ve been awesome, Anakin

  • @bread9470
    @bread9470 5 років тому +397

    You said "I shouldn't have made this video, I should've made another" how about petscop 2?

    • @shitocodone8940
      @shitocodone8940 5 років тому +2

      AaAaAa PETSCOP 2 PETSCOP 2

    • @razor6827
      @razor6827 5 років тому

      Dominik yehaw I wish we had dead space four and mass effect 4

    • @tabitha7156
      @tabitha7156 5 років тому +1

      @@shitocodone8940 PETSCOP 2!!!

  • @Metokraken
    @Metokraken 3 роки тому +9

    When you did the tornado siren effect durning disclaimer bit I genuinely thought there was a tornado near my town because we have been in high risk of tornados recently

  • @pacificgrim4661
    @pacificgrim4661 4 роки тому +626

    Ninja's Quest For The Gamer Girl Bathwater is my favorite anime series

    • @randommanofculture2673
      @randommanofculture2673 4 роки тому +16

      Eh the manga was better

    • @beanjams4071
      @beanjams4071 4 роки тому +6

      YOU FOOL JOJO'S EPIC GAMER POSE FROM CORY IN THE HOUSE IS BEST

    • @Chrisman1409
      @Chrisman1409 4 роки тому +2

      Bean jams daamn bro, you got the whole squad laughing

    • @Chrisman1409
      @Chrisman1409 4 роки тому

      @Steve BURCHELL nice originality

  • @Mixomin
    @Mixomin 5 років тому +686

    The beginning of the plot is literally just Ben 10: Gamer Edition

  • @xenan7889
    @xenan7889 4 роки тому +2705

    Imagine spending years in art school. Learning geometry, human anatomy color theory and the culmination of all of that is illustrating a book for a guy who's biggest achievement is playing Fortnite and not be a virgin...

    • @DJLardAss
      @DJLardAss 4 роки тому +59

      that sounds like scott the woz but from a reverse dimenstion

    • @becuaseimbored3481
      @becuaseimbored3481 4 роки тому +43

      There's no way he isn't a virgin.

    • @xzero6850
      @xzero6850 4 роки тому +60

      He’s definitely a virgin

    • @gasmaskmanne
      @gasmaskmanne 4 роки тому +26

      He’s definitely a virgin.

    • @autisticduck3071
      @autisticduck3071 4 роки тому +29

      Black Man
      Like all good things it depends how much they're paying you

  • @allopic3764
    @allopic3764 2 роки тому +2

    I never saw anyone using those mass effect sound effects like this, great video!