Ninja's new book is worse than you can imagine
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- Опубліковано 1 січ 2020
- ninja in comic book, how epic will he be
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Ninja: dies from fall damage
Ninja: reports Isaac Newton for stream sniping.
Bruh
Omg yes.
😳
Why did Newton invent gravity it’s actually so annoying
@@corn307 you’re joking right?
I like the idea that “porn” is an acting tier
Of course, compare Ali-a’s fake excitement to the legendary character who gave us the line “This isn’t a beach, this is a bathtub.” You can see which has better acting
Not only do you gotta fake an orgasm, you gotta do it on camera in five different angles.
@@BlockedUser1 what
@@BlockedUser1 what
“Thats not white chocolate thats your dick” porn is an acting tier
The other name for ninja's book should be "Sword Art Offline".
"Headband Art Online".
"Sword Mistake Offline" XD
Wheeeeze
U dropped this 👑
Gamer Art Online
So basically his whole book is just the Sword Art Online story.
Yeah..........but worse
@@heudbsusjjsidd well you go to give ninja credit that’s a accomplishment
@@Imjudah- I didn't think it was possible to make SAO look good.
@@heudbsusjjsidd it shouldn’t be, it’s nearly impossible. Yet somehow ninja collected all of the infinity stones and made it possible.
@@heudbsusjjsidd I didn’t know it was possible to make sao even worse than it already is lol
Ninja: **Writes a book in order to boost his name**
Ninjas audience: **Unable to read or write yet**
😂😂💀
Writes? You mean somebody else drew it... on his behalf.
@@tovsteh he made the words that are meant to be read in the book?
Been playing fortnite since i was born 😎
Playing fortnite since 1873 😎get on my level NOOBIE
Draco Malloy talks about funny blue hair man
Draco "Malloy"
comedy gold
Malloy
Malloy
Malloy
Hmm?
That book is literally the proof that Ninja's audience are 9 year olds.
you are actually right my cousin is 9 years old
and a crybaby
and also a ninja viewer
my dissapointment is immesurable and my day is ruined
@@SpringODc2melapela I think my cousin kid is 9
I’m 12 but I’m stuck in a 9 year olds boy
I’m short
"Mum, can we have SAO?"
"No, we have SAO at home."
*SAO at home:*
No one would want SAO in the first place tho
@@kamuikirby6886 -I would want SAO, tho-
@@steele_heart77 why tho
@@Yuma_Tsukumo Because I'm bored. We're in a pandemic, tf did you expect?!
@@Yuma_Tsukumo why not tho
when ninja said “noob”
I felt that
That comment is so 2019
omae mu shinderu - NOOB
Jerry Zhang N00B
Katvano E NOOOB
@Mathew the Bastard nani
Whoever gets caught reading this book at school is definitely getting bullied
Jad3z don’t be so forgiving, you have to ghost him.
**pumped up kicks intensifies**
honestly i only see second and third graders buying this book, where majority of th class wld be like yeaaah go ninjaa woohooo
stoopid *hEy I bOuGht thE BoOk aNd iM oNly iN FirSt grAdE AnD I bEt iM olDer tHan alL oF yOu.* - some random 1st grader
Why do I see 666
Imagine winning the game, only to end up as Ninjas headband...
The most dangerous game is actually the name of a short story from the late 1800s about a hunter who is shipwrecked on an island and takes part in a “game” where he is hunted by a professional hunter. You should read it. It’s great.
I thought it was from the 1920s?
@@someguy9893 close enough lol
@@owenwillfindyou334 1924 to be exact
Everyone : this is sword art online
Me an intellectual : it’s spy kids 3D
It's the dumpster baby of both.
The Time I got reincarnated as an douchbag
Aha weeb.
I was about to comment that its sao lol
So true
Ninja - Watches ‘Sword art online’
Also Ninja - *Phoning his agent*
you’re never gonna believe this
Yes you are so right
Holy crap!
Im about to make a rip off of this anime and sell it for 50 at a book fair -ninjas brain
You my dear friend are person of culture
Was about to say “someone’s been watching too much anime”
The idea of the book isn't even that bad, but the writing both in characters and conversations is just god awful xD As an author, this is painful
Ok i usally dont read Books But Now that youve said that did you release any books? (j dont wanna sound like a Idk what)
@@Kitsune_Chara_CG I sadly haven't yet, but I'm strongly working on that xD Even after years of writing, it's still not good enough for me lol
as someone else who casually writes/wants to be an author, i completely agree. it sucks that people who legitimately have talent and aren’t recognized for their works don’t succeed, and people like ninja who clearly don’t know what they’re doing can be successful
@@BlueSodaPop_ lol same for me here
6:19 the 'BRUUHH' with the sirens just killed me idk why that was so funny😭
Ninja over here looking like a Naruto Custom Character.
Kakashi sensei that you
Kakashi with blue hair
Honestly he looks like a discount Ben 10.
shinobi striker
609 likes. nice
“Mom can I have comics?”
“We have comics at home”
Comics at home:
Haha definitely haven't seen that joke format millions of other times before!!
“Mom can I have a funny comment?”
“We have funny comments at home.”
“Funny” comments at home:
Ꮆㄖᗪ 卄卂丂 ㄥ乇千ㄒ ㄩ丂 bruh
Oh my god, you should be a comedian!
“Mom can I have a good kid at home?”
“We have a good kid at home”
Good kid at home:
Mom can I have a good kid at home?”
“We have a good kid at home”
Good kid at home:
Mom can I have a good kid at home?”
“We have a good kid at home”
Good kid at home:
Pyrocynical: I’m not giving her a voice
Also pyrocynical: I’m not giving her a vote either.
8:23 this is the best part of the video I can’t stop watching it
GOODBYEEEE JOOOOOJOOOOO
Yes
Araki at the end of every part:
Do you know what is the music called at 8:25
Ninja is introducing children to self-insert fanfiction.
This is so true it scares me
Whatever you do DONT TELL HIM ABOUT WATTPAD
Self-insert sounds right - his head is placed rather firmly up his own ass.
Another generation of creepypasta ocs
666 like here
That book is literally Ninja's 'Sword Art Online' self-insert fic.
Bruhhhh SAO is way better, dont compare it to this trash
Huey Fernandez TRUUUUEEEE
@@hueyfernandez4587 uuuuuhhhhh
Huey Fernandez hmmmmm
We see kirito proceed to call ninja a noob scrub
Ninja’s book is the result of dumping Naruto, Sword Art Online, and Ready Player One into a kids sand mold then squirted in slightly dried elmers glue, chewed it up, spat it out onto some paper, then profited.
I like how sarcastic he is even when he wants you to buy stuff
Imagine someday when "noob" becomes a racial slur
Wulfy OH GOD I DO NOT WANT TO LIVE IN THAT ERA
n word: the sequel
Don't jinx it. In today's retarded society if you offend someone it's basically against the law.
you have a fortnite profile pic
Wulfy shut up Noober
The drawings are actually good... just the drawings.
Not really
also the concept is pretty decent its just that the characters are trash
Ninja bad, pyro good.
@@firefists325 bruh ninja have donate money to charity
I'm you but with a face
Ninja should have dyed his hair red, call himself "Ginger Ninjer". He could have become the most famous entertainer with that name.
I laughed so hard, I spit my drink straight at my monitor
LMFAO WHAT
The second book is out, now we just wait 4 Pyro to review it
Bruh I can’t believe Ninja said ‘Noob’ I’m literally shaking and crying at the club rn 😔😔😔😭😭😭
Lol
I feel triggered, hurt and vulnerable.
Thomas the Dank
That went too far...
Thomas the Dank Why are you like this
Damn that’s crazy..... but I don’t remember asking
Pyrocynical looks like a female version of himself.
Pyro looks like a male version of himself.
this is le violating the *law*
He also did trap displays om insta
@@syndicatexiv1361 oh my-
It's so accurate
Seems kinda karen to me
Sword Art Online XVII: Cringey "Family-Friendly" UA-camr Edition "We can't have money if it's not kid-friendly."
This should have been the title for Ninja's book instead of The Dangerous Game
Dude volume 2 is now a thing, you are legally obligated to make a video on it.
It sounds like sword art online but more “humble brags”
the black swordsman? nah. *the swordsman with the HB bandana.*
stop stealing my comment
The Eevee Dex 😂
I now want this comic series to be an anime so Something Witty Entertainment can fix it.
They’re both basically “gamers rise up,” except one is implied to be a self insert fanfic and the other IS a self insert fanfic.
“Quick announcement”
Lowkey thought he was going to talk about raid shadow legends
he already did
Or AFK arena
Thought it was petscop 2
I thought his father is finally free from prison
before we continue with the replies, lets talk about today's sponsor, Raid Shadow Legends
10:40 who the fuck does he want to watch his stream
"I play every game as DarkMaster"
Well, depends on the platform I guess, but if you're on PlayStation or Xbox it's probably going to be Xx_DarkMaster69_xX instead. Because screw allowing people having the names they want because little Timmy took them 12 years ago
“My ad revenue will plummet”
He says as he has 15 ad breaks
7 for me
5 for me.
0 for me
0 for me too lucky me
I have 7
Ninja’s ego is so large it manifested into a physical book series.
fair
I guess we can call it EGOK...
WTF Marshmallow? Really?
No it manifested into *2* books
Two books lmao, with even more ego books to follow
Damn bro, I didnt know Pyro mocking a childrens’ novel character by giving them an Australian accent was something i needed so much.
Oh my god, he gave keller my fav aussie impression of all time
He even stole the title "The Most Dangerous Game". I legit read that story by Richard Connel in my English class
“4 pages in and he’s already a douche” sounds just like his life story
Guess it's an autobiography.
Can’t wait to see ninja on this “tHE FuCk diD yoU JusT sAy To mE yOU liTtLe Shit”
The only bad thing about this book is that ninja's audience can't read yet.
True that
well thought
killer bean general his adult leggings sold out in 40 minutes
Kool Gamez yup you're 3 years old
Edit: oMg ThAnKs FoR tHe LiKeS(it's sarcasm)
Every time I refresh there are more likes
GOODBYE JOOOOJOOOOOO!
I respect the fact that he used Simpsons Hit and Run music in the background back then.
i was eating doritos and i got message:
"ninja is kil"
"no"
where was you when hitler die
i was at buncker eatin sosig and phon ring
“hitler is kil”
no
u mean.
where were u when ninja was kil
I was in house drinking red bull when phone ring
ninja is kil
no
@@tjtague7460 yes, ninja is kil
apology for bad english
*no*
In the book ninja should’ve reported the kid who killed him for stream sniping
lol
Ooh, nice one.
_Ouch_
he always does that because he thinks he's the best thing on fortnite.
@@lahar2412
yeah we knoe
12:59 that plin plin plon hit so close to home
Oooh nice choice of music in the beginning. Swag shop, very epic
Ali A: "No swearing"
Ali A: "I swear the doorbell always goes at the worst times"
Which is it Ali A?
His branium is more cranium.
@@brokentoaster4231 😆
Imagine waiting 9 months just to name your child ninja
Its not his real name, but okay.
@@xueyangtew2456 r/whoosh
i actually know 2 real people called ninja
purolanpastori lets be politically correct. They’re people of color. Or African Americans. Family friendly channel
@@rudrakshsaha8210 you didnt even get woooosh right
The saying, "about to get nae nae'd" is so much more powerful with all the silento drama
When you did the tornado siren effect durning disclaimer bit I genuinely thought there was a tornado near my town because we have been in high risk of tornados recently
I was at home eating Dorito when phone ring
"Ninja book is out"
"No"
I was reading about ligma when discord said
Ninja is kil
"No"
@@swagga7644 *yes
This is so sad 🥺
I was at hom eating dorito wen fone ring
“Ninja gets killed in book”
Yeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
Apology for bad english
bruh they just wrote sword art online as fortnite
based?
@Jaya true
@@nickgur7732 bless you, based king
@@nickgur7732 hot
yeh
Me - Mom, can I get sword art online?
Mom - We have sword art online at home
Sword art online at home-
How original
The thing is no one would want SAO in the first place
I like how ninja just tells the entire universe to rise up and they do
Mr.Beast: plants 20 million trees
Ninja: Uses all of them for this epic gamer book
Like a boss😎
This is my fav comment
Paper comes from tree farms..
This book is stupid, Ninja cant have female friends
Well neither can you...
@@zab1370 jokes on u i dont have friends
@@trueassassin3381 what the fuck are friends
@@kritedz ppl that befriend you
I Pee Nuts new phone
So mark zukerburg invented dimentional travel, kidnapped 100 people from all these dimensions, created a new dimension, made it a battle royal game?
Pretty reasonable I mean I would do something like find a dimension where Facebook doesn’t exist or global warming doesn’t exist and move there but ok
And also is someone the villain for playing competitively in a BATTLE ROYAL GAME
5:33 the minecraft hunger games obviously
Imagine being a tree for decades, maybe even centuries, beating the odds of getting cut down. Then one day you finally get cut down only to be turned into an abomination of a children’s graphic novel.
Mash F for the tree
F
F
F
*F*
"mom can i have Sword Art Online?"
"No, We have Sword Art Online at home"
SAO at home:
that's a low blow
They where 100% inspired from that show
fax
I would follow a man like you, with the wisdom and bravery, into battle
Ah yes,Shit 2
I love how Ninja got the fucking OmniTrix.
This book actually ripped off Ben 10 (original trilogy)
I remember DanTDM wrote a kids book/comic similar to this
Forgot bout that
I still have the book till this day lmfao
Except it was good
dantdm and the enchanted crystal, right?
I feel bad that the artist had to draw this book, hope they got paid well.
paid*
Wouldn’t be a waste of time if he worked for marvel, would get more paid. Smh
Bold of you to assume he was paid
@DeadbeatJean "have" "to" (͡o‿O͡)
*Paid in exposure
Book in a nutshell:
Apes together strong
**Monkey noises**
I'm stealing that. Thank you
Unless your a enemy of ninja
*shit throwing*
That controller latched on to ninjas hand like Ben10s omnitrix
7:05 giga chad b4 gigachad was a meme
Read Onision’s book- any Onision book. He’s written three, and they’re worse than you can possibly imagine
oh hell yea this guy knows what's up
Strange Æons' reviewed them all.
i think enough youtubers have suffered by the hand of onision’s writing already
He should start with 3, the worst one, for maximum suffering
wtf are they about ?
Imagine in infinity war where Thanos instead said noob when we snapped his fingers.
That would be funny I think
.
Thanos: You should've aimed for the head you noob *snaps*
Thor:*angry russian screeching
Lmfao *no*
Ooga booga
there is a high chance more trees were cut down making copies of that "book" than the entirety of TeamTrees planted
Ah yes. Ninja's true passion: WRITING
It will come to rival shakespear someday
Is ninja aware that The Most Dangerous Game is also the name of a very serious book about killing people for sport?
It’s ninja so probably not
When was that
@@coffeech.1838 What? The book? It was written like a century ago I think.
1924 to be exact
Can i play
did ninja just "isekai'ed" himself?
@@edgyweeblord6821
(Kinda wish he did,tho)
Plus,there is no cast of girls he has to hook up with
I still didn't hit him tho
@@MKV0131
Should've
Half Baked I mean there’s zephyr
Every Sao fan : Deja vu
that wheeze is appreciated, made me wheeze
Ninja literally looks like discount Kakashi in the book
The beginning of the plot is literally just Ben 10: Gamer Edition
Mixed with some sword art online
Bruh
Fuck you
Nice pfp
How much vbucks is the omnitrix
The ending is literally SAO. Mary Sue character is too cool to die and completely negates all the rules that were pre established, then his tsundere gf gives him her sword and he kills the bad guy.
the entire book is just western sao
top 10 worst crossovers in history
yes blurry face boi. I too, watch anime on the interwebster.
@General Kenobi bro sao so good idk what you talk about!!!"!"!"!"!"!!!!"!"!"!!!(!((!(!
Sao?
For anyone who doesnt know what the song is what plays mostly when when pyro is like reading the comic,its called triage at dawn,its a song used in hl2 when winston gets shot.
When I kill someone i would definitely say "noob" in like a anime villain voice
Or go extra edgy like shadow
First video of 2019: Ninja video
First video of 2020: Ninja video
First video of 2021: Not petscop 2
Arty 621 WHERE IS PETSCOP 2????????????????????????WHERE
Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts nice quote
Im not watching petscop 2 without Ninja and AliA as the antagonist
@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts yeah my boy pyro been sleeping on that new postal
I think he needs to be stopped or he will become a legendary axe in the Fartnoight
"mom can we have SAO"
"no we already have SAO at home"
SAO at home:
SAO is already trash tho
stolen comment
@@themajesticspaceduck6798 heretic
@@scullyf2254 SAO abridged is better
@@Kubadaniels agreed
Chads: Petscop 2
Alpha Chads: Ninja's new book 2
*Kirito after a few red bulls:*
i thought ninja doesn’t play with girls
LMFAO hahahsgdheusja
Lmao
Very epic
*He does in bed ;)*
Oh yeah i forgot he said that
"Ninjer."
Hey there, Pyro. I don't think you're allowed to say that.
This is comedy gold
he still said the n word that 1 time
@@jockeyfield1954 Wait what, he did??
Oh my god he said the n word??? Oh my God this is the end of the world I hate him let's cancel him omg im literally shaking and crying
@@realglubtubbuswepple shidding and farding pbbtpbbtttbbp
I never saw anyone using those mass effect sound effects like this, great video!
Imagine your in war and a enemy soldier shoots you and whispers "fucking noob"
I've made roleplays with more sense than this book.
And i think i perfer watching a old poorly made horror movie rather this comic
@@teefffa would you rather:
Read Ninja Manga or watch that Star Wars movie with Chewbacca and his family.
I'd read Ninja Manga.
Mood is oozing from this
@@deadchannel5184 poo penis.
Penises on top of toast on top of Sandwiches.
Cosmic Mitama The Ultimate what is this reply, I stay up awake to think- “What was going on in this humans head to write this?”
story time with pyro
Nabbit05 wow you are the ACTUAL pyro if you can go in the fire, cool
Epic gamer moment
ah yes tf2 is here :v
@@John-ek4xc insert pyro muffles here
@@FulsomeFrog Pyro , that spy is a spy
:v
All of pyros vids have such rewatch value. I love them every time!
oh, if you would like to rewatch his videos, please do because if you look carefully, there are suspicious white specs that disappear in the air especially in the video about the one where he reviews Ellen and ninja! He probably has something paranormal there! He needs the ghost adventure guys to take a look at that 😭😳
The trees the book came from gave me more entertainment then the book itself
“noob”
-Ninja, 2020
noob
-ninja 2020
-pilot2020
Noob
-Ninja 2020
-Pilot 2020
-Pastaron ravioli 2020
noOB
-Ninja 2020
-Pilot 2020
- Pastaron ravioli 2020
-Dcarterm 2020
@@kashimex Noob
-ninja 2020
-Pilot 2020
-Pastaron Ravioli 2020
-Dcarterm 2020
-Shalluwie 2020
NoOb
-ninja 2020
-Pilot 2020
-Pastaron Ravioli 2020
-Dcarterm 2020
-Shalluwie 2020
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ᙠᙠoʎ 2020
Let’s just take a second and take in that Pyro really read the whole book
The more important part is that he bought the book and directly financed ninja
U joined 1 hour ago and got top comment fuckin bot
So... Ninja wrote a bad self insert SAO fic and published it with the names changed?
I always thought pyro looked like one of those mommy vloggers in the thumbnail with the way he held that book.
Ninja watches sword art online
NInja:FERB I KNOW WHAT WERE GONNA DO TODAY
rip off
Huh?
@@themeatmeister3822 basically this book is a ripoff of SAO, but worst... far worst
Oh ok I thought you were saying I took the comment from someone else or something
Ninja really is just a knock off blue Kakashi
"If you get game ended in the game, you get game ended for real."
- Tyler Ninja Ghost Blevins
What kind of last name is Blevins?
its actually ninja tyler fortnite blevins
It can't be real
"Tyler Fortnite Ninja Ghost Blevins"
Tyler "Ghost Fortnite The Fuck You Say To Me" Blevins
Excuse me, his name is Tyler “Ninja Fortnite” Blevins. Common misconception.
No one cares about his name
can't believe ninja predicted squid game