Trying Jake Paul's new scam

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  • @dirtygandalf7130
    @dirtygandalf7130 4 роки тому +7187

    Jake: School doesn't teach you anything
    Also jake: *Can't talk without saying like every 3 seconds*

    • @karlisulmanis3810
      @karlisulmanis3810 4 роки тому +409

      like what the heck are you like saying like I can't tell if you're like joking or like something else idk like smh my head

    • @orion2826
      @orion2826 4 роки тому +96

      Geez, calm down there Stalin

    • @Orthodonk
      @Orthodonk 4 роки тому +21

      That is like soo true

    • @szurururszurur9847
      @szurururszurur9847 4 роки тому +9

      How are your legs doing?

    • @yesok4244
      @yesok4244 4 роки тому +44

      @Viking 1982 remember to steal iphones to become successful like jaeoeik peul!!!!1

  • @bensben7108
    @bensben7108 4 роки тому +7615

    Why are we sitting in class learning about World War 2 when our teacher isn’t even Adolf Hitler?

    • @tincan3
      @tincan3 4 роки тому +270

      idk idk r/woooosh

    • @ballsucker28
      @ballsucker28 4 роки тому +133

      @idk idk r/woosh

    • @Elenrai
      @Elenrai 4 роки тому +153

      @@ballsucker28 r/fuckofforiwillbreakyourfuckingarms

    • @Maruhodo
      @Maruhodo 4 роки тому +34

      @idk idk no fucking way

    • @fl0cbitter611
      @fl0cbitter611 4 роки тому +17

      @idk idk dumb

  • @oBlackguard
    @oBlackguard 3 роки тому +1691

    Why would you learn Crime and Punishment from a teacher who isn’t even a criminal with a life sentence

    • @lettuceforlife4827
      @lettuceforlife4827 3 роки тому +16

      I know right? Smh

    • @kawabatayuri
      @kawabatayuri 3 роки тому +45

      Im pretty sure my teachers have atleast commit one war crime during their life

    • @kylev385
      @kylev385 3 роки тому +36

      Why is someone teaching me about Anglo-Saxon shield formations if they were never a viking.

    • @pxtxto2479
      @pxtxto2479 3 роки тому +2

      Wait a minute...

    • @theonlyplain
      @theonlyplain 3 роки тому +4

      although if an ex-criminal taught children about how punishing crime is i think they would learn more

  • @sushii7583
    @sushii7583 3 роки тому +3409

    Telling a person with anxiety "Stop having anxiety" is like telling a blind to person to see.

    • @maxdragon5043
      @maxdragon5043 3 роки тому +187

      "I don't care if you're muted, speak up!"

    • @yesno8273
      @yesno8273 3 роки тому +179

      “If you’re depressed, just be happy”

    • @caesthoffe
      @caesthoffe 3 роки тому +131

      "you have scoliosis? just stand up straight"

    • @jmon651
      @jmon651 3 роки тому +96

      You have Parkinson’s disease? Stop fidgeting.

    • @prowlinality
      @prowlinality 3 роки тому +112

      "dont hit me with that ADHD bullshit, just pay attention!"

  • @nobody.123
    @nobody.123 4 роки тому +16016

    *”Quit your job, drop out of school”*
    Yes, this is a *proven method* of *achieving financial independence.*

    • @nobody.123
      @nobody.123 4 роки тому +658

      Sightless_Seeker - Yeah, haha. And what people leave out about Zucc and Gates is they dropped out of college because they had already developed and received funding for a product, in other words, they dropped out because they already had an established path for success. So telling kids to drop out when they have no other alternative that’s more probable to achieving success than staying in school, is just utter stupidity, and really irresponsible.

    • @georgeruss6416
      @georgeruss6416 4 роки тому +85

      Apple Juice Simpson this is not going to work you haven’t even fired your boss. phhht

    • @mastershooter64
      @mastershooter64 4 роки тому +167

      yeah what he means by financial independence is that you'll be entirely free from finance and money lol

    • @shawklan27
      @shawklan27 4 роки тому +1

      @Sightless_Seeker this

    • @rm5surf3r39
      @rm5surf3r39 4 роки тому +46

      Yes, people can be successful dropping out of school, but staying in school is prob better for kids

  • @MrSamwellPeeps
    @MrSamwellPeeps 4 роки тому +3987

    Isn't "financial freedom" a phrase used in every pyramid scheme ever.

    • @indonesianbassbooster5167
      @indonesianbassbooster5167 4 роки тому +46

      Fuckin' hell Jake is a Qnet goon

    • @EvanMelts
      @EvanMelts 4 роки тому +171

      MrSamwellPeeps “It’s called multi-level marketing”

    • @abigaillucy4668
      @abigaillucy4668 4 роки тому +24

      @@EvanMelts aka a pyramid scheme

    • @bananasinfrench
      @bananasinfrench 4 роки тому +48

      I’d be willing to believe he just took their rhetoric verbatum. He’s clearly never once had an original though in that bean-shaped head.

    • @zachmauger8414
      @zachmauger8414 4 роки тому +3

      @@bananasinfrench hahahaha so true

  • @sophisticatedseal4748
    @sophisticatedseal4748 3 роки тому +851

    Jake in that promotional video actually sounds like he's telling me to join a pyramid scheme and devote my life to the sun.

    • @M23official
      @M23official 3 роки тому +9

      Best comment I've seen through out this entire comment section

    • @kroh7742
      @kroh7742 3 роки тому +14

      _praise the sun!_

    • @TheTownNarcoleptic
      @TheTownNarcoleptic 3 роки тому +4

      Jake Paul is somehow both an amazing and convincing salesman and an imbecile who crashes every metaphorical plane he’s supposedly going to fly before it even gets it off the ground.

    • @thepraetor7434
      @thepraetor7434 3 роки тому

      @@kroh7742
      Praise satan?

    • @kroh7742
      @kroh7742 3 роки тому +2

      @@thepraetor7434 it's a dark souls reference
      And no it's not satanic or relating to god or religion
      It's a video game

  • @Mimi-ur1ur
    @Mimi-ur1ur 3 роки тому +821

    If Jake claims to be the smartest in his classes, I don’t want to imagine what his other schoolmates are like. They’re probably steamed vegetables.

    • @mertcansavetf2484
      @mertcansavetf2484 3 роки тому +48

      even heavy from tf2 has PHD on russian literature

    • @kiro2693
      @kiro2693 2 роки тому +36

      @@mertcansavetf2484 making him more of a doctor than medic, since medic lost his doctors licence

    • @arcanonn
      @arcanonn 2 роки тому +16

      Vegetables are at least loved and useful.

    • @d3va383
      @d3va383 2 роки тому +15

      Don’t insult steamed vegetables like that wtf?

    • @deusexps4619
      @deusexps4619 2 роки тому +5

      hey dont insult steamed veg like that! at least steamed veg is somewhat nutritious

  • @bananasinfrench
    @bananasinfrench 4 роки тому +1815

    “I was the smartest kid in school”
    >multiple typos throughout front page

    • @binglenuts7036
      @binglenuts7036 4 роки тому +8

      Jesus

    • @mauricemoss5277
      @mauricemoss5277 4 роки тому +5

      lol

    • @aidzz2085
      @aidzz2085 4 роки тому +45

      Jake responding to this comment: It’s because due to me not applying myself I forgot a lot of things in school

    • @bananasinfrench
      @bananasinfrench 4 роки тому +4

      Dorito Chips inaccurate, everything was typed correctly

    • @weskersbutt.
      @weskersbutt. 4 роки тому +15

      Not only that, but the grammar and punctuation errors....

  • @shaza7001
    @shaza7001 4 роки тому +2008

    Jake Paul: “I don’t charge to mentor people” I charge 19.99 a month instead!

    • @codroby8201
      @codroby8201 4 роки тому +6

      You have a fortnite profile pick so fuck you

    • @SC-ce3vp
      @SC-ce3vp 4 роки тому +6

      Better line would be "I don't charge to mentor people, I extort 19.99 a month."

    • @ylikersantti5255
      @ylikersantti5255 4 роки тому +28

      @@codroby8201 Fortnite Bad because cringe ew yucky

    • @SPOOCECIMO
      @SPOOCECIMO 4 роки тому +1

      cod roby fortnite epic

    • @Slask1
      @Slask1 4 роки тому

      Same thing fortnite does!
      Kind of.

  • @Robin-jk6wz
    @Robin-jk6wz 3 роки тому +318

    "Boomers merely adopted the internet, we were born in it, molded by it"
    _Jake Paul (probably)_

    • @Jequetepeq
      @Jequetepeq 3 роки тому +24

      plis help i downloaded mimecwaf gf mod and now computer make funni noise

    • @milky9602
      @milky9602 3 роки тому +18

      @@Jequetepeq did u t ry turning it of and Bach on again??????

    • @Jequetepeq
      @Jequetepeq 3 роки тому +15

      @@milky9602 oh god now it sais that thei haced roblo x acount (oh no)

    • @somm150
      @somm150 3 роки тому +12

      @@Jequetepeq trie open de cass of composted and pee pee on the gears to cleen it

    • @SamZarifYT
      @SamZarifYT 3 роки тому +4

      @@Jequetepeq I hop ur r obux ackount get better1!!

  • @jamescharles8032
    @jamescharles8032 3 роки тому +285

    Jake Paul: You must have a good title to get views
    Vsauce: Makes a video with no title and gets 11 million views

  • @romansans1581
    @romansans1581 4 роки тому +3554

    Why are we being taught by history teachers who aren't actually major historical figures, am I right my guys?

    • @9annax
      @9annax 4 роки тому +365

      Why are we being taught by geography teachers who aren't actually a piece of land????

    • @ccc2839
      @ccc2839 4 роки тому +207

      Smh my teacher once teach me about ww2 but he's not Stalin or Hitler

    • @jimmypratt
      @jimmypratt 4 роки тому +109

      You didn’t fight alongside Napoleon! Don’t tell me shit about him!💁‍♂️💁‍♂️💁‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

    • @prime2243
      @prime2243 4 роки тому +79

      Yeah! Why cant Napoleon himself come and tell me about the Napoleonic Wars what the frick guys

    • @headless3712
      @headless3712 4 роки тому +58

      History teacher didn't take part in the holy crusades, get that shit out of my face

  • @joriko9984
    @joriko9984 4 роки тому +1442

    Someone : Has anxiety
    Jake Paul : Stop
    *Anxiety rate drops to 0%*

    • @rencugaa
      @rencugaa 4 роки тому +33

      That moment when you have a literal mental illness but it gets cured after a walk

    • @truckkun7704
      @truckkun7704 4 роки тому +4

      renecul 420 if only

    • @asneecrabbier3900
      @asneecrabbier3900 4 роки тому +5

      r/thanksimcured

    • @LinuxUsersonly
      @LinuxUsersonly 4 роки тому

      🤣🤣

    • @rkalmas44
      @rkalmas44 4 роки тому +3

      Jake reminds me as an entitled parent

  • @ant51006
    @ant51006 3 роки тому +444

    Why are we learning math when our teachers aren’t math addicts

    • @lamb6276
      @lamb6276 3 роки тому +44

      *M A T H D E A L E R*

    • @monke6912
      @monke6912 3 роки тому +11

      Meth

    • @yolomanski9205
      @yolomanski9205 3 роки тому +1

      @@monke6912 are you a fooking idiot?

    • @monke6912
      @monke6912 3 роки тому +8

      @@yolomanski9205 yes

    • @killme2675
      @killme2675 3 роки тому +2

      This is a severely underrated comment

  • @septic3392
    @septic3392 3 роки тому +140

    I love how Jake made an influencer course but his brother made him and carried him to where he is now

    • @wizardmaster7475
      @wizardmaster7475 3 роки тому +13

      Yeah but knowing how Jake is he’s probably gonna take all the credit and say he himself made himself popular. He’s not gonna say Logan made them popular.

    • @princekyle4132
      @princekyle4132 3 роки тому +7

      Ninja: Drake saw I was up and coming

  • @griggle8211
    @griggle8211 4 роки тому +3815

    It’s actually crazy how this guy could literally tell children to quit school and still have the undying support of his fans

    • @xephyre6955
      @xephyre6955 4 роки тому +182

      Well his fans are all children so I'm not surprised.

    • @noh3518
      @noh3518 4 роки тому +9

      I would like the comments, but The number is just to epic

    • @altnova6643
      @altnova6643 4 роки тому +86

      Well most of his fans haven't fully developed their cerebral cortex yet so it's really no surprise that they take his words as facts and act like he's the Saint of this new "incoming" era.

    • @dinoshotgun
      @dinoshotgun 4 роки тому +20

      AltNova your not wrong as I once acted like that, though that was towards MatPat, not anymore though, learned the error of my ways

    • @alejandroecheverry8560
      @alejandroecheverry8560 4 роки тому +11

      @@dinoshotgun wait isn't matpat like unproblematic at tho

  • @thequeenofrock902
    @thequeenofrock902 4 роки тому +2304

    “Danny Gonzalez” *shows Drew Gooden* this makes me happy

    • @idc6510
      @idc6510 4 роки тому +80

      So glad someone else realized that!!!!

    • @arkonez6730
      @arkonez6730 4 роки тому +62

      Yeah, I laughed at that too.

    • @Uraganasviesulas
      @Uraganasviesulas 4 роки тому +55

      I like that refrence

    • @wackygoat5999
      @wackygoat5999 4 роки тому +32

      IKR they are the same person ahhhhhhhhhhh

    • @wackygoat5999
      @wackygoat5999 4 роки тому +45

      “ we are not the same person”

  • @elektra81516
    @elektra81516 3 роки тому +135

    Jake: "dont title the video "video""
    400 IQ moment

  • @AV524
    @AV524 3 роки тому +204

    Fuck, I cannot believe I missed out on that Youtoos.
    I know I’m like a whole century late, but I really love the design of that figure.
    Damn man.

    • @M23official
      @M23official 3 роки тому +9

      And the resales are more expensive than a valve index with every single vr game on steam

    • @roswithaadldinger3019
      @roswithaadldinger3019 3 роки тому +1

      You think your late?

    • @monkeymaster27
      @monkeymaster27 3 роки тому +2

      You think your late?

    • @righttwix574
      @righttwix574 2 роки тому +2

      You think your late?

    • @weednose4203
      @weednose4203 2 роки тому

      Plot twist: av is a agent sent by pyro

  • @trimsk9283
    @trimsk9283 4 роки тому +1422

    I feel like Jake Paul was that one kid who everyone hated, never did any work in school, disrespected the teachers, and yet never accepted responsibility for the fact they weren't learning anything.
    So he created this scam because he felt sympathetic towards idiots like him because he didn't do his homework. Literally.

    • @officialtwat5713
      @officialtwat5713 4 роки тому +14

      He was homeschooled apparently

    • @Anonymations
      @Anonymations 4 роки тому +25

      I thought he bullied someone at school?

    • @canberkozkayran
      @canberkozkayran 4 роки тому +31

      @@Anonymations that's his brother.

    • @Anonymations
      @Anonymations 4 роки тому

      My bad.

    • @nicoledoss4624
      @nicoledoss4624 4 роки тому

      You stop hating to are you going to do start hating them people are going to hate back on you

  • @whoop6047
    @whoop6047 4 роки тому +1784

    Jake: Your anxiety is all because of you. Go take a walk. Talk to a friend.
    Me: *in front of the class doing my presentation and starts to get anxiety* (Thinks: "Oh god, what do I do. What would Jake Paul do?... I remember now!") "HEY BRO WHAT'S GOING ON? IT'S PRETTY COLD TODAY HUH?"

    • @oofimdead7334
      @oofimdead7334 4 роки тому +33

      Thats a big BRUH moment

    • @TheJiacheng123
      @TheJiacheng123 4 роки тому +18

      I think it's supposed to be like stress, but he couldn't even get his words right? I leave it as a question because I don't know if it is what he meant.

    • @MrJohnlennon007
      @MrJohnlennon007 4 роки тому +6

      In all seriousness, when I get anxiety presenting in front of people. I just make it fun and might over exaggerate things almost becoming a different person/persona.

    • @francisc8846
      @francisc8846 4 роки тому +9

      I don’t think what he’s saying is that far fetched. Don’t get me wrong I think jake Paul is a knobhead, but anxiety is in effect” self” created by the mind, although most people identify so strongly with their thoughts that they have no choice other than to suffer. If you suffer from anxiety, ask yourself, if anxiety is perceived as an emotion, then what is it that perceives the anxiety, who is it that views the feeling of anxiousness. Nothing that you actually are can ever be disturbed it’s just the mind playing games. To free yourself from these games, learn to meditate and educate yourself on how your mind works :)

    • @cherrisoda892
      @cherrisoda892 4 роки тому +7

      As you can see bees are dying at an alarming rate...and...uh..they- we uh-
      ..
      HEY BRO WHATS GOING ON ITS PRETTY COLD TODAY HUH?

  • @bigguy8435
    @bigguy8435 3 роки тому +34

    The fact that the whole website isn't justified and missing a lot of commas really fucks with my head

  • @novus2106
    @novus2106 3 роки тому +69

    "I wanted my fans to be able to connect with me on a different level."
    ... YUP!
    100% not a cult

  • @solidsnake3314
    @solidsnake3314 4 роки тому +1751

    "When I mentor people I don't ask for a dollar".....LITERALLY charges 20$ for his crappy influencer course.

    • @SolidRaiden2655
      @SolidRaiden2655 3 роки тому +117

      He doesnt ask for a dollar he asks for 20$ dollars.

    • @arandomjjbafan1744
      @arandomjjbafan1744 3 роки тому +5

      @@flynncarter229 so even if you have 20 dollars ,you will waste it in Jake Paul scam

    • @higaiwokeru
      @higaiwokeru 3 роки тому +2

      @@flynncarter229 we get it, you have no friends

    • @kevenwang2250
      @kevenwang2250 3 роки тому +7

      i mean he wasnt lying...
      no way in hell is he gonna ONLY charge 1$

    • @nopushbutton
      @nopushbutton 3 роки тому +7

      @@flynncarter229 why would you use the word "hath" in an attempt to seem more intelligent and use it incorrectly, just stop

  • @IzzabeesLittleWorld
    @IzzabeesLittleWorld 4 роки тому +3676

    Jake: I was the smartest in my class
    Also Jake: admits to cheating in all his online course papers for high school after he'd dropped out
    Big Brain

    • @veryunoriginal9489
      @veryunoriginal9489 4 роки тому +134

      That class just so happened to be a special-ed one

    • @natemanning924
      @natemanning924 4 роки тому +17

      200 IQ plays right there.

    • @snaxa163
      @snaxa163 4 роки тому +7

      Now this is big brain time

    • @fatmarley6750
      @fatmarley6750 4 роки тому +6

      stale memes Very Epic

    • @luctut17
      @luctut17 4 роки тому +3

      Byrger man tasty burgger

  • @Wreckedandruinedand
    @Wreckedandruinedand 3 роки тому +83

    "You've been lied to. The system is broken"
    im pretty sure he talked about his own project

    • @kirschitz64
      @kirschitz64 3 роки тому +3

      We like to call that "projection"

  • @lxnkq
    @lxnkq 3 роки тому +19

    1:06 'Danny Gonzalez'
    Nice

    • @omnipotentmage
      @omnipotentmage Рік тому +3

      They are the same person what do you mean

  • @williamhealy6381
    @williamhealy6381 4 роки тому +1456

    A lot of CEOs might be dropouts
    But not a lot of dropouts are CEOs
    The logic is really not that hard to understand, Jake XD

    • @agpadpangusban3138
      @agpadpangusban3138 4 роки тому +84

      Yeah ikr? 😂😂 he's right that some of the largest CEO's are dropouts, but he needs to remember that dropouts are more likely to work in a mcdonalds than own an industry. It can happen alright! But it basically happens once every blue moon 😂😂

    • @PunishedCactus
      @PunishedCactus 4 роки тому +18

      Even those CEO dropouts are few and far between.

    • @agpadpangusban3138
      @agpadpangusban3138 4 роки тому +9

      @@vlc-cosplayer i see that you maxed out your intellegence first.

    • @braydenbelote8559
      @braydenbelote8559 4 роки тому

      this is the greatest comment

    • @iwannaseehowlongyoucanmakethis
      @iwannaseehowlongyoucanmakethis 4 роки тому +16

      @Noob master yeah, Bill Gates and Zuckerberg both dropped out of Harvard. Not to mention that both already had their companies when they dropped out.

  • @cookie0329
    @cookie0329 4 роки тому +438

    I love how Jake has slowly looked like he's devolving into insanity.

    • @mangleman25
      @mangleman25 4 роки тому +26

      Somehow Jake Paul has found a way to dig beneath rock bottom

    • @fwemp
      @fwemp 4 роки тому +3

      Wait, what? Hasn't he always been insane?

    • @vuhlen9493
      @vuhlen9493 4 роки тому +5

      @@fwemp S O C I O P A T H

    • @jaygay6576
      @jaygay6576 4 роки тому +6

      The alone-on-an-abandoned-island beard

    • @fwemp
      @fwemp 4 роки тому

      @@vuhlen9493 Exactly.

  • @joshuaahern1
    @joshuaahern1 3 роки тому +26

    I like the way he calls Drew Gooden "Danny Gonzalez" and also the way he finishes what Drew started

    • @Goldfighter5
      @Goldfighter5 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah lol

    • @Ludwig_Perpenhente
      @Ludwig_Perpenhente 2 роки тому

      I literally confuse the two because for whatever reason they look so similar

  • @ack434
    @ack434 3 роки тому +17

    Telling someone who has depression to chill out and love life is like telling a person with asthma to just breathe.

  • @quazstraethanjgaming6400
    @quazstraethanjgaming6400 4 роки тому +577

    Jake Paul: You can all have free financial problems out your way.
    Also Jake Paul: give me more money and drop out of school so you can have the slightest chance to get a shirt that gets you bullied at school.

    • @slimnxglet9343
      @slimnxglet9343 4 роки тому +20

      minecraft Except it’s filmed on mobile how could they get bullied at school if they dropped out of school?

    • @gothammart
      @gothammart 4 роки тому +16

      cant get bullied if u dropped out, a real thought out plan as u can see

    • @deshovel5243
      @deshovel5243 4 роки тому

      What school? They're now schooless :p

    • @dusk6159
      @dusk6159 4 роки тому

      Accurate, sheesh!

    • @quazstraethanjgaming6400
      @quazstraethanjgaming6400 4 роки тому

      Stonks

  • @benjohn6197
    @benjohn6197 4 роки тому +528

    Jake Paul: "if you title it video, no one is going to click on it."
    Vsauce: *I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move*

    • @jojudevassy2210
      @jojudevassy2210 3 роки тому +8

      Vsause: wellllllll I got 9.9 million views in that video and I made 39,500 dollars

    • @spacequeen1447
      @spacequeen1447 3 роки тому +1

      Like the video that it doesn't have a title

    • @velber1925
      @velber1925 3 роки тому +1

      @@spacequeen1447 ‌

    • @Goofyahartesticles
      @Goofyahartesticles 3 роки тому +1

      @@spacequeen1447_

  • @jarnvag1564
    @jarnvag1564 3 роки тому +15

    I have crippling diagnosed public anxiety that basically cripples me when I have to meet or talk to new people.
    I’ve had instances where I have had break downs and near blackouts cus I had to just be in the laces with a lot of people.
    So it really annoys me that jake thinks you can control it and just shut it off like “yeah bro, just stop”. Like I wish I could, do you think I want this?

  • @caydenzimmerman8704
    @caydenzimmerman8704 3 роки тому +12

    7:10 well not anymore

  • @enderredacted112
    @enderredacted112 4 роки тому +1453

    *"I waS ThE sMaRTEsT iN mY CLasS I juST dIdNt applY mysELf"*
    Well then that doesn't make you all that smart now does it?

  • @fluffy2948
    @fluffy2948 4 роки тому +730

    “When I mentor, I don’t... like... ask for like 1 dollar...” *charges $19.99/month for financial freedom mentoring*

    • @crispiecord
      @crispiecord 4 роки тому +74

      Well, he's right. He's not asking for one dollar.

    • @shaneclark6279
      @shaneclark6279 4 роки тому +6

      Cloudbreeze 19.99

    • @qashplays7820
      @qashplays7820 4 роки тому

      Simply Better $19.99

    • @brad2799
      @brad2799 4 роки тому +1

      19.99 is essentially 20.00 you brainlets.

    • @sooo6944
      @sooo6944 4 роки тому +2

      Brad 19.99

  • @buizeltube6624
    @buizeltube6624 3 роки тому +23

    If Jake was the smartest in school.... then I'm an absolute genius!

  • @portalfreak7628
    @portalfreak7628 3 роки тому +85

    oh boy that callmecarson joke aged well

    • @spongy7426
      @spongy7426 3 роки тому +4

      Shut

    • @ManManSL
      @ManManSL 3 роки тому

      @@spongy7426 Agree

    • @focusfailing2831
      @focusfailing2831 3 роки тому

      Oh shit, something happened with callmecarson 2 months ago? I need to be on UA-cam more.

    • @aidenmiller3832
      @aidenmiller3832 3 роки тому +2

      @@focusfailing2831 Yeah, he sent the wrong kind of images to some people who weren’t old enough to see them

    • @dasonbane2839
      @dasonbane2839 3 роки тому +8

      Your joke is bad because his joke wasn't even in any way related to what happened to Carson

  • @CameronL211
    @CameronL211 4 роки тому +394

    4:00 “quit your job and fire your boss” literally the start of every multi-level-marketing push
    Never thought Jake Paul would literally start a mlm

    • @milovarquiel
      @milovarquiel 4 роки тому +6

      Cameron Lhamon You right about that.
      He is peddling mlm shit, now in digital form.

    • @brianless103
      @brianless103 4 роки тому

      Personally I am nowhere near surprised

    • @wade-potato6200
      @wade-potato6200 4 роки тому +2

      Hey hun do you wanna lose all your money? But my shitty essential oils

    • @ivenalanko2462
      @ivenalanko2462 4 роки тому +1

      please someine explain what mlm is

    • @CameronL211
      @CameronL211 4 роки тому +3

      @@ivenalanko2462 multi level marketing, they target stay at home moms to buy products in bulk from them and sell them on social media, its a pyramid scheme the products are like leggings, essential oils and other useless shit thats made in a 3rd world country there is 3-4 levels to it he cut out the middle man and sells directly to the "influencer". aka the people who get fucked over for all their money after paying their life savings on some worthless product and having to sell them to their friends and family just to get out of the scheme.

  • @dollarstorethriftshop99
    @dollarstorethriftshop99 4 роки тому +1450

    I bet Jake is the type of guy who would have a crush on his homeschool teacher.

    • @michaelramirez6054
      @michaelramirez6054 4 роки тому +6

      Orange Oasis 😂

    • @billyross8405
      @billyross8405 4 роки тому +75

      I have a crush on my cat i banged him before it's not gay it's just weird

    • @dollarstorethriftshop99
      @dollarstorethriftshop99 4 роки тому +53

      Billy Ross wh- what the fuck

    • @brdon2099
      @brdon2099 4 роки тому +64

      Billy Ross yes officer, this one right here

    • @JohnDoe-um1xv
      @JohnDoe-um1xv 4 роки тому +30

      @@billyross8405, is that a Shane Dawson reference?

  • @anishthefish2439
    @anishthefish2439 3 роки тому +18

    12:33 He says while charging 20 bucks a month to mentor kids on "financial freedom".

  • @lonniesmith1360
    @lonniesmith1360 3 роки тому +12

    Pyro's impression of funny child man is scarily on-point

  • @cringemastersupreme6076
    @cringemastersupreme6076 4 роки тому +3044

    Pyro’s next video needs to just be titled “video”. Spread the word

    • @DiceDecides
      @DiceDecides 4 роки тому +56

      i would actually click that so fast

    • @echoskelet
      @echoskelet 4 роки тому +5

      @Andriy M. Je to tak? Je to pravda. ( it is what it is or yes it is ) (It is the truth.) Russian?

    • @gingercabasan7509
      @gingercabasan7509 4 роки тому +24

      it needs to be petscop 2

    • @Elenrai
      @Elenrai 4 роки тому +3

      @@gingercabasan7509 How about we try pushing shrek has swag on him? Nother sequel? Yee?

    • @bleach7343
      @bleach7343 4 роки тому +1

      I would click dat

  • @rouxann5561
    @rouxann5561 4 роки тому +1732

    “DANNY GONZALES”
    *shows Drew Gooden*
    --“WE ARE NOT THE SAME PERSON” plays aggressively in my head-

    • @Brahim0801
      @Brahim0801 4 роки тому +113

      i love danny gooden 😃

    • @Brahim0801
      @Brahim0801 4 роки тому +96

      I hate drew gonzalez

    • @pip398
      @pip398 4 роки тому +61

      Riley Kittrell in his jaystation video he mentions Drew Gooden and then proceeds to show clips of Danny Gonzalez 😂😂

    • @TheDarkblade511
      @TheDarkblade511 4 роки тому +35

      I honestly couldn't tell if it was a joke or not

    • @Brahim0801
      @Brahim0801 4 роки тому +10

      @@TheDarkblade511 i can't tell neither

  • @cThickens
    @cThickens 3 роки тому +39

    I would rather spend that money on community college and actually end up with a degree

    • @wizardmaster7475
      @wizardmaster7475 3 роки тому

      Well remember what Jake said, school doesn’t help you😂

  • @jillwilliams5861
    @jillwilliams5861 3 роки тому +11

    "Plus a ticket to see Jake on tour anytime in 2020"
    Well, that didn't age well.

  • @biglad112
    @biglad112 4 роки тому +2032

    "smartest kid in school"
    he was probably the smartest kid in special-ed class

    • @gonloburdee111
      @gonloburdee111 4 роки тому +21

      Oof

    • @RealRetrimark
      @RealRetrimark 4 роки тому +96

      I think he is to dumb for that, maybe the homeschool

    • @terminallyblue206
      @terminallyblue206 4 роки тому +42

      Even that is a stretch

    • @arvid390
      @arvid390 4 роки тому +5

      He definitely was the smartest kid in class. No coincidence that he has made it big.
      He is still a jerk though.

    • @nowthisisepic7428
      @nowthisisepic7428 4 роки тому +13

      I can’t read

  • @JaswantKadu
    @JaswantKadu 4 роки тому +1022

    "smartest kid in school"
    He was Home-schooled with Logan !

    • @aidanheaney5301
      @aidanheaney5301 4 роки тому +121

      Him being homeschooled with Logan Paul and saying be was the smartest kid in the school:
      "Well yes but actually no"

    • @zer0953
      @zer0953 4 роки тому +44

      Logan's next video " I WAS BACK STABBED BY MY OWN BROTHER?????? (not clickbait) "
      also i think their parents should go to jail for crimes against humanity, raising these 2 fucktard and letting them go out in the world like this

    • @Hyper_TheOne
      @Hyper_TheOne 4 роки тому +4

      Ohhhhhhh that makes sense

    • @adamw9420
      @adamw9420 4 роки тому +11

      No he wasn’t, there’s tweets that Jake Paul was somebody’s 5th grade bully, but he was probably homeschooled before or after. I’m not quite sure. The tweet could be fake.

    • @slpemdnenikuf5253
      @slpemdnenikuf5253 4 роки тому +1

      @@aidanheaney5301 him saying he is smarter than Logan isn't saying

  • @theseasonalgames810
    @theseasonalgames810 3 роки тому +8

    "Quit ur job and FIRE UR BOSS " XDDDDD

    • @princekyle4132
      @princekyle4132 3 роки тому +1

      Maybe he should’ve stayed in school so he’d know what the boss does lol

  • @Savage-bd4uj
    @Savage-bd4uj 3 роки тому +11

    6:03 Me rewatching this video after Jake Paul has gotten arrested, and is still getting in trouble with the law😳

  • @Kaye727
    @Kaye727 4 роки тому +691

    Jake Paul: “I don’t charge a dollar to mentor”
    Also Jake Paul: Charges $19.99 a month to mentor

    • @forkflix1692
      @forkflix1692 4 роки тому +29

      Courtney Kaye it’s still technically the truth

    • @reubenthomas6889
      @reubenthomas6889 4 роки тому +10

      yee yee yeah cos he ain’t mentoring the person directly lmao

    • @MrJohnlennon007
      @MrJohnlennon007 4 роки тому +17

      shift they meant they he isn’t charging a dollar, instead 20.

    • @superskills1017
      @superskills1017 4 роки тому +3

      *Factually charges 20 epicly like a boss*

    • @HarambaeXelonmuskfans
      @HarambaeXelonmuskfans 4 роки тому +1

      Idiots: “i’ll make good and original memes”
      Also idiots: makes these comments

  • @nn17fi99
    @nn17fi99 4 роки тому +682

    I’ve never really heard Jake Paul talk before but he sounds like someone in middle school. His vocabulary and cadence sounds like a young kid who is being forced to talk in class or is talking to an old relative they hardly know. Very awkward and weird

    • @moxierussiano3071
      @moxierussiano3071 4 роки тому +47

      He has a very punchable voice

    • @bruhwhatswrongwitchu2458
      @bruhwhatswrongwitchu2458 4 роки тому +2

      tf is cadence

    • @samkadel8185
      @samkadel8185 4 роки тому +40

      @@bruhwhatswrongwitchu2458 rhythm of speech. So pyros cadence is pretty steady and rehearsed-sounding, while Jake Paul speaks like he has no filter

    • @AppleGoose
      @AppleGoose 3 роки тому +2

      I want to do the VERY BIG punch to the Paul jake

    • @enderredacted112
      @enderredacted112 3 роки тому +2

      Peace was never an option

  • @Technodog
    @Technodog 3 роки тому +8

    “You are the sum of your 5 closest friends”
    People who have no friends: 😶

  • @RFNO
    @RFNO 10 місяців тому +4

    8:44 holy SHIT did that age badly

  • @nubberton1345
    @nubberton1345 4 роки тому +464

    Jake looks like the guy who gives you tattoos for free to "Express his art."

    • @supernoodle9389
      @supernoodle9389 4 роки тому

      Lmfao

    • @izellaah
      @izellaah 4 роки тому +41

      no he'd be the guy asking for a free tattoo saying that he'd be giving the artist free promo in return

    • @fawful52
      @fawful52 4 роки тому +2

      And gives you HIV in the process

    • @caffeinated5432
      @caffeinated5432 4 роки тому

      R/rareinsults

    • @damiank5976
      @damiank5976 4 роки тому

      And then asks for a tip

  • @anderssanggaard6215
    @anderssanggaard6215 4 роки тому +1321

    Jake: "When i mentor people i don't charge them a single dollar"
    Also jake: *Charges $19.99 for that same information*

    • @aviewer3163
      @aviewer3163 4 роки тому +34

      It’s technically the truth, he isn’t charging them a dollar

    • @leltasticmuffin5199
      @leltasticmuffin5199 4 роки тому +3

      Dude, you have a keemstar profile picture so your opinion is invalid (I'm joking)

    • @turnt98
      @turnt98 4 роки тому +2

      @@leltasticmuffin5199 (but you're not joking)

    • @Jackn17_
      @Jackn17_ 4 роки тому +2

      Its £19.99 with a 50% discount😂

    • @SloppyTelopy
      @SloppyTelopy 4 роки тому +3

      @@nmgking8820 you misunderstood his joke. He meant Logan's not lying because hes not charging them a single dollar but 20 instead.

  • @blankpaper2576
    @blankpaper2576 2 роки тому +2

    “I wanted my fans to be able to connect to me”= I want money get mom’s credit card now

  • @ricoklan2101
    @ricoklan2101 3 роки тому +9

    Best part is now we know he wasn't even paying his taxes lol

  • @cosmosvader4832
    @cosmosvader4832 4 роки тому +916

    If Jake was the smartest in his class, Im sure that his classmates would have treated me like I am a God or something lmao...

    • @kibot8988
      @kibot8988 3 роки тому +1

      Cosmos Vader ???

    • @tinpan6052
      @tinpan6052 3 роки тому +92

      @@kibot8988 the joke is, is that jake Paul is an absolute idiot so cosmos vader, even though he might have like at most an average IQ would likely be treated as the smartest man on earth by his class as they have to be like, basically vegetables for jake Paul to be the smartest

    • @ajemajh
      @ajemajh 3 роки тому +7

      true... im a... kind of smart guy on the class and people treat me like god (only if they need me)

    • @justsogusto4979
      @justsogusto4979 3 роки тому +3

      @@ajemajh being smart is a curse and a blessing huh?

    • @ajemajh
      @ajemajh 3 роки тому

      @@justsogusto4979 fuck yeah

  • @sussybaka148
    @sussybaka148 4 роки тому +792

    Jake is probably the type of person who scored the highest in his spelling test in elementary school and kept calling himself the smartest till 9th grade before dropping out due to too much "stress" and not applying much effort because its unnecessary

    • @sailor5853
      @sailor5853 4 роки тому +41

      He probably cheated at some test and called himself the smarter because every other kid was wasting their lifes studying

    • @kor9693
      @kor9693 4 роки тому +32

      Oddly specific but ok

    • @broseph6877
      @broseph6877 4 роки тому +23

      I think your greatly overestimating his intellect.

    • @xresinance1290
      @xresinance1290 4 роки тому +4

      @@sailor5853 apparently he said in a tweet that he cheated on a test of some sort, dont remember but it was from pewdiepies video

    • @grizzlyscalp9506
      @grizzlyscalp9506 4 роки тому

      Jake Paul: “I was the smartest kid in class who dropped out because I couldn’t be bothered to apply myself.”

  • @t-rash6963
    @t-rash6963 3 роки тому +6

    “Even call me Carson does better than that”

  • @zlzr2324
    @zlzr2324 3 роки тому +14

    Me: I have Anxiety
    Jake Paul: Then just stop

  • @whishiwhooshi5783
    @whishiwhooshi5783 4 роки тому +457

    "Social Influencers": **Says some dumb shit about mental disorders**
    Also "Social Influencers": **Gets major backlash**
    "Social Influencers": That was meant to bring awareness to **insert mental disorder here**

    • @dollienan
      @dollienan 4 роки тому +4

      Charlie Yang as a *mental disorder* person it make me :| fuck off prick paul, let me have issues in piece and not have people pretend to care about our problems for money

  • @elibrown3372
    @elibrown3372 4 роки тому +4047

    Best part about top 10,000 is that the ticket doesn’t matter because of corona

    • @shortsentral
      @shortsentral 4 роки тому +84

      fuck the pauls honestly that’s way too high. Jake Paul fans are literal foetuses

    • @mr.square7286
      @mr.square7286 4 роки тому +46

      It’s fetuses,

    • @Gabe508
      @Gabe508 4 роки тому +9

      Thought the Same thing

    • @calvin8201
      @calvin8201 4 роки тому +8

      @@user-xx9jr1yb7b- I agree

    • @SNinja91
      @SNinja91 4 роки тому +9

      fuck Jake Paul their*

  • @thanatos238
    @thanatos238 2 роки тому +2

    Why are we sitting in class learning about the ocean when our teacher isn’t even a fish

  • @jimmnythecricket1175
    @jimmnythecricket1175 3 роки тому +9

    The reason why teachers tell you not to say like repetitively is because of Jake....

  • @jacksonrains
    @jacksonrains 4 роки тому +209

    Pewdiepie: *goes on break*
    Pyro:
    Pewdiepie: *comes back*
    Pyro: *wake*

  • @matti.8465
    @matti.8465 4 роки тому +270

    "What if I don't have 20$?"
    "Get them somehow."

    • @wrx1th873
      @wrx1th873 4 роки тому +16

      go get your parents and say "invest"

    • @vigraham5144
      @vigraham5144 4 роки тому +3

      @@wrx1th873 lmao

    • @metaford3746
      @metaford3746 4 роки тому +1

      @@sabishi2150 time to sell myself on the street to get into that sweet jake paul get rich movement

  • @jayviviano6011
    @jayviviano6011 3 роки тому +2

    Dude the Far Cry 5 warrant meme had me rollin

  • @Temp3st60
    @Temp3st60 2 роки тому +1

    7 year old: What if I don't have $20?
    Jake: Steal your mom's credit card

  • @Stein619
    @Stein619 4 роки тому +875

    "There are teenagers making millions"
    and most of those already came from well off families. Add in, to be an "influencer" you need to be conventionally good looking.

    • @ninesalive
      @ninesalive 4 роки тому +29

      Or you can complain about things in your bedroom with CS:GO surf gameplay

    • @rraff9679
      @rraff9679 4 роки тому +11

      Who said you have to be good looking to be an influencer 😂, I see someone on youtube like callmecarson being a heavy influencer for me

    • @thecoolnerdcolress1738
      @thecoolnerdcolress1738 4 роки тому +1

      @@rraff9679
      Just because of that shitty "smpcraft" or whatever its called

    • @ghsu
      @ghsu 4 роки тому +5

      @@thecoolnerdcolress1738 shitty?

    • @fellowgamer5363
      @fellowgamer5363 4 роки тому +7

      Have you SEEN CallMeCarson? He's killing it

  • @roofus9159
    @roofus9159 4 роки тому +599

    "I was the smartest kid in school"
    *X doubt*

  • @harryjeffery5222
    @harryjeffery5222 3 роки тому +12

    I like how all of jake pauls thumbnails have a sexualized girl in it.

  • @eamonhanson212
    @eamonhanson212 3 роки тому +4

    I miss these vids, the game reviews are great but these are so much funnier.

  • @Mshari-the-grey-warden
    @Mshari-the-grey-warden 4 роки тому +365

    Drew gooden : WE’RE NOT THE SAME
    pyro: danny gonzales made that video

    • @wormrotting
      @wormrotting 4 роки тому +15

      ah yes, Danny Gorgonzola, my favourite Cheese

    • @_babyy_
      @_babyy_ 4 роки тому +4

      we are different none the less

    • @Nathi98
      @Nathi98 4 роки тому +2

      They are the same person so he's not wrong xD

    • @Andyboii_2
      @Andyboii_2 4 роки тому

      Danby nade rhe video????

    • @waspywasp451
      @waspywasp451 4 роки тому

      WDYM. It's not Drew Gooden obviously, it's Young Face

  • @BanaNa-rw1dh
    @BanaNa-rw1dh 4 роки тому +587

    "You need to title your video something interesting not just "video""
    Vsauce:
    9.1 Million views

    • @hatekudzu
      @hatekudzu 4 роки тому +2

      true

    • @LogsMaggot
      @LogsMaggot 4 роки тому +2

      Egg

    • @diegov1743
      @diegov1743 4 роки тому +13

      I mean Vsauce was already well known

    • @guacamoli7
      @guacamoli7 4 роки тому +1

      He’s big cheese.

    • @Sifter2K
      @Sifter2K 4 роки тому +4

      @@diegov1743 Don't try to support Jake even a bit, please xD

  • @lunarsniper2477
    @lunarsniper2477 3 роки тому +2

    I swear the longer the Paul brothers are on UA-cam the more they descend into madness and chaos.

  • @fancydeer2868
    @fancydeer2868 3 роки тому +8

    6:48 does that 5 year old child seriously have a shoulder tattoo?

  • @Shady-up5cz
    @Shady-up5cz 4 роки тому +591

    Job: where did you go to college
    Guy: jake Paul taught me
    Job:

  • @MeanBeanComedy
    @MeanBeanComedy 4 роки тому +461

    Is that a new haircut? You're looking like someone out to steal my lesbian Aunt rn. 😍😍😍

  • @seanstarmanphillips8468
    @seanstarmanphillips8468 3 роки тому +1

    honestly dude watching your videos while drunk is amazing, not saying watching your videos when I am not drunk is worse you just make good videos

  • @AndresGarcia-qn3xv
    @AndresGarcia-qn3xv 3 роки тому +6

    3:26 wow my anxiety was cured 😐 it’s real and it’s tough having it

  • @darkness_alloy3582
    @darkness_alloy3582 4 роки тому +516

    "Quit your job, fire your boss."
    Proven fact you can 'FIRE YOUR BOSS'

    • @shaynehughes6645
      @shaynehughes6645 4 роки тому +4

      Not if he quits

    • @chonkyboi7542
      @chonkyboi7542 4 роки тому +13

      With m16 i can

    • @Hyper_TheOne
      @Hyper_TheOne 4 роки тому +5

      You just come up to the boss and say “Boss I have something to say its really important” and then you say “Boss you’re fired” then boss uses reverse card and ur fired now

    • @zephstreams
      @zephstreams 4 роки тому

      @@chonkyboi7542 OH MY GOD AHAHAH

    • @optimusc8060
      @optimusc8060 4 роки тому

      Unless your a Marine

  • @Z-thing
    @Z-thing 4 роки тому +732

    When Jake's not hyperactive he's just seems slow, like he has trouble thinking.
    What's up with him

    • @igor-ld8qm
      @igor-ld8qm 4 роки тому +101

      trying to remember his script or something.
      this dude is litterally just a ball of cringe when it comes down to it

    • @Brute6TheBear
      @Brute6TheBear 4 роки тому +54

      Cocaine

    • @justinfabela4899
      @justinfabela4899 4 роки тому +35

      drugs

    • @christianbird3731
      @christianbird3731 4 роки тому +19

      Too many drugs.

    • @lloyd20118
      @lloyd20118 4 роки тому +4

      Probably trying to think of more lies he can say to look better

  • @taitia8619
    @taitia8619 10 місяців тому +1

    Gotta love how Pyro is so good at telling Danny and Drew apart

  • @aleksacivcic2349
    @aleksacivcic2349 3 роки тому +6

    Stand User: [ JAKE PAUL ]
    Stand Name : [ HUSTLE ]

  • @Galinsky007
    @Galinsky007 3 роки тому +306

    One of the reasons why he appeals to children is that his cognitive development stayed at a level of a 10-year old. So I guess you could say that he really knows his audience.

  • @fallsaturn3567
    @fallsaturn3567 4 роки тому +505

    Why learn about science when your teacher isn't even Bill Nye?

  • @aguyiguess7795
    @aguyiguess7795 3 роки тому +3

    Cult:*exists*
    Pyro: Joseph Seed

  • @giero1482
    @giero1482 3 роки тому +1

    Pyro and Danny Can be the legendary Duo

  • @user-dw5gr6js3d
    @user-dw5gr6js3d 4 роки тому +331

    I feel like I'm losing brain cells hearing Jake talk. It seems like he didn't even prepare what he wanted to say.

    • @ShySharpshooter
      @ShySharpshooter 4 роки тому +4

      he's high as a kite

    • @GloriusKlaus
      @GloriusKlaus 4 роки тому +4

      jake paul, more like like jack no iq
      he is the stupoid missi
      maybe missing the chromosome¿

    • @atomsmasher703
      @atomsmasher703 4 роки тому

      He didn't, I guarantee it...

    • @benjamincrew1949
      @benjamincrew1949 4 роки тому

      Do you think he has the brain cells to prepare anything? He's a spoiled rotten child coasting on his undeserved fame from ignorant children. If this guy lost all his money today, he'd be on the street tomorrow. He's had everything handed to him on a silver platter.

    • @thehermit8618
      @thehermit8618 4 роки тому +1

      Thats cuz he's a waterheaded douche, thats why

  • @vrocks4829
    @vrocks4829 4 роки тому +566

    "why are kids sitting in "film" class learning from a teacher who has never made a film"
    Why are kids watching "jake paul" learning from a youtuber who don't know how to make videos

    • @humanoidcompanionofficial
      @humanoidcompanionofficial 4 роки тому +12

      VrockS why are kids watching “Jakarta Paul teaching finance, and he doesn’t even know how to finance.

    • @Endiiii
      @Endiiii 4 роки тому

      That's actully a bit contrary

    • @rocksolidcomputing7263
      @rocksolidcomputing7263 4 роки тому +1

      Outstanding move

    • @oh-not-the-bees7872
      @oh-not-the-bees7872 4 роки тому +1

      Well, considering his bank account, I'd say he definitely knows how to make videos. That's not to say his content is good, but he does know what hes doing.

    • @bleach-chan3199
      @bleach-chan3199 4 роки тому +2

      Damn dude you fuckin killed him lmao 🤣

  • @Champion-hx8sy
    @Champion-hx8sy 3 роки тому

    Lmao it was like quit your job and fire your boss and then an ad

  • @jesusmunoz2017
    @jesusmunoz2017 5 місяців тому +1

    Lmao jake really was the first “ escape the matrix” dude 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @smurfsareoppressed9584
    @smurfsareoppressed9584 4 роки тому +527

    Pyro: "don't put it in a jar."
    Me after following Whang! for over a year: *dirty thoughts*

    • @d4-lt359
      @d4-lt359 4 роки тому +30

      Make sure it stays away from the radiator

    • @SC-ce3vp
      @SC-ce3vp 4 роки тому +4

      That's disturbing

    • @mrnukem5609
      @mrnukem5609 4 роки тому +3

      Please not the cum box

    • @oddacity5883
      @oddacity5883 4 роки тому +1

      Hmm sweet nectar mason jar yucky

    • @r.p3728
      @r.p3728 4 роки тому +3

      cum jar cum jar

  • @peanutpeanutpeanutpeanut
    @peanutpeanutpeanutpeanut 4 роки тому +121

    “Fire your boss”
    Modern problems require modern solutions

    • @peanutpeanutpeanutpeanut
      @peanutpeanutpeanutpeanut 4 роки тому

      Snakes On The Square it’s because he dropped out of school because of this program

  • @goldswaggamer4007
    @goldswaggamer4007 2 роки тому +3

    5:24 literally jilly juice in a nutshell