I read ninja's terrible new book

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  • @Pyrocynical
    @Pyrocynical  5 років тому +11276

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    wow look at all these emojis very hip 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

  • @mikk1066
    @mikk1066 5 років тому +5986

    0:30
    "Can I buy this please?"
    Cashier: "No"
    *video ends*

    • @theRPGmaster
      @theRPGmaster 5 років тому +73

      NEJ

    • @Jack-cr4sy
      @Jack-cr4sy 5 років тому +15

      *CRIES*

    • @jeppek1ng
      @jeppek1ng 5 років тому +79

      I fucking died from her swedish accent "yäs"

    • @jeppek1ng
      @jeppek1ng 5 років тому

      @MrGoldo Nice apology video lol

    • @gfrzcr9982
      @gfrzcr9982 5 років тому +5

      The cashier knew how bad that waste of paper is

  • @MJRaymond
    @MJRaymond 4 роки тому +5196

    Ninja's book: step 6 "grow up"
    Ninja: "I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess"

    • @nerdfighter2004
      @nerdfighter2004 4 роки тому +15

      69 likes

    • @someonetgg
      @someonetgg 4 роки тому +94

      Okay, this comment is actually original.

    • @IIHaseOII
      @IIHaseOII 4 роки тому +90

      "The FUCK did you say to me you little shit!?"

    • @MadCrafter360
      @MadCrafter360 4 роки тому +18

      Your name...it reeks of familiarity...

    • @ab-bq9ub
      @ab-bq9ub 4 роки тому +32

      Ironic.
      He could save others from not growing up, but not himself.

  • @bubblebass8498
    @bubblebass8498 5 років тому +2638

    Pyro: "I never get sponsorships"
    Also Pyro: "HaVE yOU heArD oF RAiD ShAdOw LeGEnDs"

    • @thefifelskishow5775
      @thefifelskishow5775 5 років тому +12

      That was an old video he said that dingus

    • @gabrielhicks8043
      @gabrielhicks8043 5 років тому

      Fuck off

    • @freedeoxide
      @freedeoxide 5 років тому

      Yaeh

    • @Hobbamok
      @Hobbamok 5 років тому +8

      But for real , the best of these shitty sponsorship plugs ive ever seen

    • @goober6112
      @goober6112 5 років тому +1

      Stop this meme it is actually ass

  • @lonecolamarine
    @lonecolamarine 4 роки тому +3139

    "I'm no longer a 25 year old virgin! - Thanks sis, I love you."
    *Waaaait a second....*

  • @nightrocc3997
    @nightrocc3997 5 років тому +5216

    Pyro: gets sponsored
    Also Pyro: Insults his viewers while advertising

    • @sawyer7256
      @sawyer7256 5 років тому +288

      we insult him so it's only fair

    • @DeusJudexMeusEst
      @DeusJudexMeusEst 5 років тому +89

      "what are you waiting for you disgusting filt"

    • @sanssoucilucci
      @sanssoucilucci 5 років тому +4

      Anidan filt

    • @khazhusky
      @khazhusky 5 років тому +8

      Is your pic literally Grade A's head colored Grey?

    • @twiggiermango
      @twiggiermango 5 років тому +1

      Sup night rocc

  • @djdonkeydong133
    @djdonkeydong133 5 років тому +12116

    UA-cam algorithm: sees the word ninja was used*
    Trending for gaming*

    • @somedood07
      @somedood07 5 років тому +104

      both your name and picture are perfect

    • @yarek549
      @yarek549 5 років тому +49

      heyy u got the same pf as me

    • @Quackenson
      @Quackenson 5 років тому +3

      #5 baybeee

    • @cumeyesteve8406
      @cumeyesteve8406 5 років тому +1

      Why do video game companies keep sponsoring people and not making them anything in game. Like if it was a foot ball team they would atlest at the logo.... Kinda shady.

    • @willwym
      @willwym 5 років тому

      Da Bois got 369mill subs👌

  • @consicedisc6961
    @consicedisc6961 4 роки тому +4392

    i like how the exercises were just pyro doing club penguin dances

  • @silenshark
    @silenshark 3 роки тому +704

    "most gamers rely on electricity"
    I play Solitaire all day with my mates, Tyler Blevins is a liar

    • @abandonedchannel1010
      @abandonedchannel1010 3 роки тому +9

      Not all gamers rely on electricity

    • @chryst4l926
      @chryst4l926 2 роки тому +14

      Do you know what "most" means?
      Tyler ninja fortnite blevins is no liar

    • @Dr_Samuel_Hayden
      @Dr_Samuel_Hayden 2 роки тому +1

      @@chryst4l926 r/wooooosh

    • @historicflame972
      @historicflame972 2 роки тому +10

      @@Dr_Samuel_Hayden No I think you're the woosh

    • @Dr_Samuel_Hayden
      @Dr_Samuel_Hayden 2 роки тому +5

      @@historicflame972 SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT
      im gonna go kms lmao

  • @david123883
    @david123883 5 років тому +3635

    Pyro: *monetized and trending*
    Hmm must be a glitch

    • @MaxKing10
      @MaxKing10 5 років тому +35

      cause its about ninja and fortnite

    • @thatsjosh2u
      @thatsjosh2u 5 років тому +7

      My Faded Sanity HES MONETIZED FOR ONCE SHHH

    • @chrysler238
      @chrysler238 5 років тому +1

      Team Fortress 2 😂😂😂

    • @stefanmadethen5359
      @stefanmadethen5359 5 років тому +6

      @@MaxKing10 fortnite - rarely advertises (unless it's the new season)
      world of tanks - heavily advertises, along with world of warships
      ??????

    • @despicablyawesome
      @despicablyawesome 5 років тому +1

      trending in gaming, at that

  • @Howardtheone
    @Howardtheone 5 років тому +2644

    Pyro: "We all know skeletons have no rights"
    *And that's why they all hide in an armor of meat*

    • @johnnylee5226
      @johnnylee5226 5 років тому +8

      Here before 1k likes

    • @alfredogravy
      @alfredogravy 5 років тому +37

      Ah...I see you're also an intellectual

    • @nick-sr2zo
      @nick-sr2zo 5 років тому +3

      pyro 2019

    • @darthnader5745
      @darthnader5745 5 років тому +3

      Tonight at 3AM: heya, you were talking trash about skeletons, so I'ma give you a bad time

    • @isaacmoraesdornelasdesouza3314
      @isaacmoraesdornelasdesouza3314 5 років тому +9

      Actually the brain has no rights so it hides in a skeleton of armour which hides in a skeleton of meat.

  • @cormalan9894
    @cormalan9894 5 років тому +5652

    This has to be pyro’s quickest million views ever- he’ll definitely be talking about ninja again

    • @doodlebub
      @doodlebub 5 років тому +60

      CormAlan IB4 this video gets copyright striked by ninja lol

    • @fryyzs
      @fryyzs 5 років тому +22

      I'm glad he's going back to bullying

    • @w7r443
      @w7r443 5 років тому +6

      @@doodlebub Doesn't matter, the video is sponsored

    • @whitealliance9540
      @whitealliance9540 5 років тому +3

      Damn. Sad that all you got from the vid is his money making aspect.

    • @raffierutomo8948
      @raffierutomo8948 5 років тому +3

      Petscop sitting in the corner

  • @NathanTheMan
    @NathanTheMan 4 роки тому +848

    “Why are rich people the most disconnected from reality”
    Mr Beast isn’t even in the same dimension

    • @zoeythefoxcoon
      @zoeythefoxcoon 3 роки тому +5

      LMAOOOO

    • @EuanWhitehead
      @EuanWhitehead 3 роки тому +34

      What do you think these people would do if they lost all their money and had to live in a one up one down living off 200 quid a week.

    • @namelol.mp4561
      @namelol.mp4561 3 роки тому +19

      @@EuanWhitehead Probably struggle

    • @reboundrides8132
      @reboundrides8132 3 роки тому +17

      @@EuanWhitehead they would probably be like the billions of other people in that situation

    • @EuanWhitehead
      @EuanWhitehead 3 роки тому +9

      @@reboundrides8132 Yea I was more thinking of the earth shattering comedown of once being a millionaire to having to lead a normal life.

  • @peaches3515
    @peaches3515 5 років тому +9771

    i’m convinced that the 5 million downloads are just the youtubers who get sponsored to promote raid

    • @blankd5179
      @blankd5179 5 років тому +419

      Raid saving all the youtubers careers

    • @Wholelottaorange
      @Wholelottaorange 5 років тому +55

      The game is pretty good tho

    • @blankd5179
      @blankd5179 5 років тому +620

      @@Wholelottaorange your sponsored by raid arent you no one would say that willingly

    • @Ben-xz3bo
      @Ben-xz3bo 5 років тому +150

      Young_Nut Busta it’s shit it has no skill involved

    • @Davtwan
      @Davtwan 4 роки тому +154

      Not Today - I’m convinced that a lot of them thought it was good at first until they hit their first roadblock that would either require a lot of dedication or a lot of cash. It’s the classic Gacha trap. They make it appealing and relaxing for the first 10-15% of the game, then players hit their first major obstacle due to struggling in whatever place has the new tier of resources they need to advance to the next milestone.

  • @jerrydowling4329
    @jerrydowling4329 5 років тому +1023

    "I watch Pyro for the plot"
    7:22

  • @tpgfm
    @tpgfm 4 роки тому +3630

    I am 100 percent sure that Ninja has never read a book in his life

    • @zenstah6888
      @zenstah6888 4 роки тому +109

      How do you think he studied for the 8th grade exam from last year? He's a very good boy at school

    • @Smug924
      @Smug924 4 роки тому +30

      Ricedward did you not get his comment? He was clearly mocking ninja and not defending him

    • @himawari3688
      @himawari3688 4 роки тому +1

      @@eetu54 r/woosh

    • @demkikun7783
      @demkikun7783 4 роки тому

      @@eetu54 :(

    • @neonmangoz
      @neonmangoz 4 роки тому +26

      @@eetu54 You're a FilthyFrank fan, how the fuck can you not understand this basic-ass humor?

  • @giocosovelasco
    @giocosovelasco 3 роки тому +89

    "I finally got to show my skills to the girl of my dreams! She was so impressed, she took me on the spot! I'm no longer a 25 year old virgin! Thanks sis, i love you!"
    That comment had more plot twists than the whole film industry

  • @ckdkskdhchdhanansh
    @ckdkskdhchdhanansh 5 років тому +2796

    God: “let there be light!” “ *but first a word from our sponsors raid shadow legends* “

    • @futuf2265
      @futuf2265 4 роки тому +63

      Before I leave a comment here let's talk about today's sponsor, Raid: Shadow Legends. Raid: Shadow legends is the most ambitious RPG of 2019, click the link in the description to gain 50.000 silver, what are you waiting for?

    • @estheay3611
      @estheay3611 4 роки тому +34

      Mr F before I reply to your comment, let’s talk about today’s sponsor, Raid: Shadow Legends. Forget everything you know about mobile RPGs,

    • @projektgeronimo2696
      @projektgeronimo2696 4 роки тому +25

      Before liking your comment, let me about Raid Shadow Legends. It's the only RPG game you ever need.

    • @lauriestern3436
      @lauriestern3436 4 роки тому +20

      @@projektgeronimo2696 I love your comment but before I tell you what I like about it let me tell you first about R A I D S H A D O W L E G E N D S

    • @michellebautista6625
      @michellebautista6625 4 роки тому +11

      Before I reply with a totally original comment, let me talk about 𝓡𝓐𝓘𝓓 𝓢𝓗𝓐𝓓𝓞𝓦 𝓛𝓔𝓖𝓔𝓝𝓓𝓢

  • @SethColby69
    @SethColby69 5 років тому +3350

    pyro : "Download raid shadow legends it's one of my favorite mobile games"
    video ends
    also pyro : deletes app

    • @chf.j4233
      @chf.j4233 5 років тому +14

      Sellout

    • @Joe-hl2ts
      @Joe-hl2ts 5 років тому +253

      @@chf.j4233 he's just making money lay off

    • @112523
      @112523 5 років тому +118

      i have honestly played it for about 2 months tho
      and its not a bad game. too bad the devs think shoving tons of microtransactions in your face whenever you launch it tho.
      wich makes the game worse then it is

    • @112523
      @112523 5 років тому +55

      and one thing to add to that. the advertised customisation of heroes is shown in a false way.
      you can give them gear but nothing about their looks will change. its just stats
      wich is too bad cuz this game could potentially be pretty damn good

    • @jakob-__-
      @jakob-__- 5 років тому +48

      Chf.J you do understand this is his job right, he just got his outro song copyrighted and lost a bunch of money, he still needs to live, 3head

  • @DolanDark
    @DolanDark 5 років тому +11200

    Is this book just a bible for gamers

    • @tiack7838
      @tiack7838 5 років тому +70

      Oh yeah

    • @geendrip
      @geendrip 5 років тому +19

      Ye boi

    • @dylanm5564
      @dylanm5564 5 років тому +80

      Hahahahha you didnt get hearted hahaha.i. want to die

    • @revision2406
      @revision2406 4 роки тому +6

      Derlan derk

    • @honkush
      @honkush 4 роки тому +6

      Hey Dolan
      , what are you doing here

  • @muhamedjukic9962
    @muhamedjukic9962 3 роки тому +860

    Raid ad ends at: 2:55 thank me later

  • @JaegarX
    @JaegarX 5 років тому +1945

    "8GB of ram is all you'll ever need"
    I've never felt this offended before.

    • @easilyjoe
      @easilyjoe 5 років тому +154

      YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MUCH RAM (which is actually true)

    • @EnderPlayerTV
      @EnderPlayerTV 5 років тому +32

      For competetive games it's true though.

    • @easilyjoe
      @easilyjoe 5 років тому +12

      @@notlNSIGHT yes you are correct

    • @cake2531
      @cake2531 5 років тому +20

      I prefer to have more than just the game I'm playing open (maybe music in the background in a web browser or something)

    • @theRealChadWarden42069
      @theRealChadWarden42069 5 років тому +65

      2TB is the minimum

  • @jessthebenjamin758
    @jessthebenjamin758 4 роки тому +2426

    I tried to skip your Raid Shadow Legends ad, and as a reward, UA-cam gave me a Raid Shadow Legends ad. I’m gonna go toster bath now.

    • @Magst3r1
      @Magst3r1 4 роки тому +13

      did yuo do it.

    • @jessthebenjamin758
      @jessthebenjamin758 4 роки тому +80

      Magst3r yup, hell is great by the way. Eternal torment is actually alot more fun than you’d think.

    • @eagletgriff
      @eagletgriff 4 роки тому +19

      @@jessthebenjamin758 speaking from personal experience?

    • @jbash0824
      @jbash0824 4 роки тому +4

      hyijjkuerhjkuiwhwg67yreukhfsudyrukejt7iyruyrjowiu

    • @keira-renee
      @keira-renee 4 роки тому +7

      jbash08 okay

  • @Inflake
    @Inflake 5 років тому +300

    I would be so embarassed to pick up that book in the store

    • @jackqueslack2339
      @jackqueslack2339 5 років тому +3

      Buy a happy birthday with it. People likely won’t question it.

    • @alwinwinter1645
      @alwinwinter1645 5 років тому +3

      Well, it's still better than having to buy the Minecraft joke book, full of funny Minecraft jokes written by some five year old that I literally had to pick up

  • @Messerflame
    @Messerflame 3 місяці тому +69

    Slop so bad you have to watch videos from 4 yrs ago

  • @dstarsdstar7957
    @dstarsdstar7957 5 років тому +1485

    I love how he calls him ‘Fortnite Ninja’

    • @AdamG1983
      @AdamG1983 5 років тому +105

      Well it's accurate. He's not a real ninja. Just another dyed-hair soy boy

    • @SM1TT3
      @SM1TT3 5 років тому +11

      Fortnite ninja is the only real God we have.

    • @valeriygold
      @valeriygold 5 років тому +13

      Soda poppin

    • @alogicalgirloncesaid5140
      @alogicalgirloncesaid5140 5 років тому +2

      いいえ

    • @SH-hp2nu
      @SH-hp2nu 5 років тому +7

      Tim apple

  • @Lightning_studios437
    @Lightning_studios437 4 роки тому +2103

    Pyrocynical - Raid Shadow Legends
    Me - Double tap screen
    Double tap screen
    Double tap screen
    Double tap screen
    Double tap screen
    Double tap screen
    Double tap screen
    Double tap screen
    Double tap screen
    Double tap screen
    Double tap screen

  • @MCmikelmax
    @MCmikelmax 4 роки тому +2795

    okay legitimately the “warm up” exercises that ninja shows in this book are just for people with neck/shoulder pain. i know this because i did physical therapy for that and they recommended those same exercises.
    so basically ninja is a scrawny fucker like me that doesn’t work out so his shoulder blades grind against his spine lmao

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 4 роки тому +18

      Huh, neat.

    • @flocz5655
      @flocz5655 4 роки тому +91

      6dig-S 61 Sorry, but it would actually be your scapulae grinding against your rips and rather moving away from your spine as a result of a hypertense pectoralis and protracted shoulders. And if u work out the wrong way it can get even worse, thats why push-ups are actually bad for that posture and exercises for strenthening should focus on the outward rotation of the shoulder and the straightening of the back.

    • @flocz5655
      @flocz5655 4 роки тому +19

      So not even that did he present correctly.

    • @MCmikelmax
      @MCmikelmax 4 роки тому +7

      Flo Cz yeah i’m no doctor lol. interesting that push ups would make it worse

    • @MCmikelmax
      @MCmikelmax 4 роки тому +9

      I like Birds i’m totally calling it if the dude just listed off exercises he has to do for his own problems lmao

  • @yeetmachine1406
    @yeetmachine1406 4 роки тому +447

    I just watched a guy read a book and make it interesting for 20 minutes

    • @crunchylettuce5446
      @crunchylettuce5446 3 роки тому +15

      Most books are interesting tho, depending on your tastes

  • @mariecakeantoinette437
    @mariecakeantoinette437 5 років тому +1438

    Pyrocynical: *Has four phones*
    Also Pyrocynical: *Still has no car*

    • @FH4Player6397
      @FH4Player6397 5 років тому +86

      Still no petscop 2

    • @Hallwo_333
      @Hallwo_333 5 років тому +6

      Priorities

    • @austonmiller5728
      @austonmiller5728 5 років тому +9

      Pyro: has four phones
      Also pyro: still hasn't made petscop 2

    • @pineapple7024
      @pineapple7024 5 років тому

      Randy Marsh
      He pays for public transit, you silly sausage

    • @igbinedion6410
      @igbinedion6410 5 років тому +4

      @@pineapple7024 sausage can mean many things
      be careful

  • @lry1368
    @lry1368 4 роки тому +4034

    Pyro is part of the only youtubers that insults their sponsors.

    • @youssefkandeel3667
      @youssefkandeel3667 4 роки тому +262

      Internet historian.

    • @martyshrekster
      @martyshrekster 4 роки тому +122

      @@youssefkandeel3667 The only dialysis you need is RAID: SHALLOW LEGIONS

    • @zedaddy3530
      @zedaddy3530 4 роки тому +7

      HeyZeus

    • @quoan0736
      @quoan0736 4 роки тому +190

      Pyro and internet historian are just competing to see who can make the most sacarstic sponsorship segment without losing the sponsor

    • @morganaaaqq
      @morganaaaqq 4 роки тому +5

      Lolry your profile picture is belle delphine lol

  • @ZanderPanda88
    @ZanderPanda88 5 років тому +763

    Pyro: *Uses four phones for an ad*
    Also Pyro: *Owns zero cars*

    • @pkheretic1945
      @pkheretic1945 5 років тому +17

      Tbf cars are way to expensive to keep and considering he lives in London he don’t need one

    • @KaiserDaChoom
      @KaiserDaChoom 5 років тому +5

      @@FatfighterXD1 yea sames in australia, if you live in sydney or any main city you dont need a car because theres like a thousands buses, but if you live anywhere outside the boundaries of a city a car is needed because the distance between suburbs and other cities is big

    • @DownloadsPassion
      @DownloadsPassion 5 років тому +4

      Juan Cortez Muro fuck off bitch

    • @wannabeproductors5166
      @wannabeproductors5166 5 років тому

      Alexander Papadopoulos well the phones cost like 2 dollars so

    • @he-bear
      @he-bear 5 років тому

      bro, phones are no where near as expensive as cars

  • @shrimpfry880
    @shrimpfry880 3 роки тому +307

    "DPI doesn't matter"
    Osu Mouse players: so that was a fuckin' lie

  • @sugasnaps
    @sugasnaps 5 років тому +642

    "Ninja's brand-new novel: A Gamer's Manifesto" dramatic reading by a lesbian with daddy issues

    • @mattsboringlife8346
      @mattsboringlife8346 5 років тому +16

      sugasnaps
      “Lesbian with daddy issues” nice

    • @prod.shammy3292
      @prod.shammy3292 5 років тому +1

      He does look like one ngl

    • @koltjay1701
      @koltjay1701 5 років тому +1

      Yeah before I clicked on the vid I thought it was a lesbian at first until I heard his voice ngl

    • @sselfless
      @sselfless 5 років тому +1

      roasty toasted

    • @rewindoffical5280
      @rewindoffical5280 5 років тому +1

      UrMomGey no u

  • @kenmoops7547
    @kenmoops7547 5 років тому +662

    "Why do I have chronic neck pain, Doctor?"
    *MAY I INTEREST YOU IN FORTNITE NINJAS HANDBOOK?*

    • @Porkey_Minch
      @Porkey_Minch 5 років тому +5

      Pyro has clearly never heard of Dr. Levi the gaming doctor

    • @TheCarpenterUnion
      @TheCarpenterUnion 5 років тому +1

      But for real, this seems like a book that should probably have been reviewed by doctors and psychologists

    • @kenmoops7547
      @kenmoops7547 5 років тому

      @EXPLODING LLAMA thanks, I'll change it now :)

  • @Dakayto
    @Dakayto 5 років тому +1232

    Giving this book to someone would be the greatest roast of all time

  • @akunakun123
    @akunakun123 4 роки тому +232

    9:32 proof that pyro groomed ninja

    • @pyroxide8442
      @pyroxide8442 3 роки тому +10

      You do know the allegations were false right

    • @akunakun123
      @akunakun123 3 роки тому +44

      @@pyroxide8442 i know

    • @pyroxide8442
      @pyroxide8442 3 роки тому +7

      @@akunakun123 cool

    • @zuikerou7625
      @zuikerou7625 3 роки тому +2

      @@pyroxide8442 I don’t care if I’m late but the comment you were replying too it’s was a joke and you thinking he thought pyrocynical was a groomer “which of course he isn’t” but the comment was a joke… it’s didn’t mean so seriousness or what so matter and yes I do find you’re comment because you think the person called pyrocynical a groomer even tho he made a comment joking of pyro groom ninja and maybe you will realize it was a joke

    • @zuikerou7625
      @zuikerou7625 3 роки тому

      @Nikos Mavroforos I agree… sorry I just found about this comment (not yours) I meant the person who don’t know the joke and yeah I get you were saying and there many more comments out there that they don’t get the joke or including me 😅

  • @randomguy123playsgames
    @randomguy123playsgames 5 років тому +832

    “I feel like I’m reading a leaflet from a guy trying to sell me weed”

    • @Pabelotski-yi9zu
      @Pabelotski-yi9zu 5 років тому +8

      *trying to legalise weed*

    • @elite943able
      @elite943able 5 років тому +1

      Ha ha weed cool weed cool wow im smoking a weed 420

    • @Fat-Jim
      @Fat-Jim 5 років тому +1

      @Jon Boy I bet my wife because she interrupted me playing bookworm adventures deluxe to tell me dinner was ready. I personally don't see your point though

  • @BassMaster.454
    @BassMaster.454 5 років тому +3174

    "Its the most ambitious mobile game of all time."
    Every one: skip

    • @Ali-oh2bq
      @Ali-oh2bq 5 років тому +42

      KINGU CURIMSON

    • @GoldInk-ds5up
      @GoldInk-ds5up 5 років тому +11

      @@Ali-oh2bq KING CRIMSON

    • @jaimeg309
      @jaimeg309 5 років тому +9

      King Crimson

    • @speckle5474
      @speckle5474 4 роки тому +9

      KING CURIMSUNN!

    • @SnoopySnoo
      @SnoopySnoo 4 роки тому +9

      pyro is the only youtuber i feel has interesting ad reads

  • @scrimblo1999
    @scrimblo1999 5 років тому +1149

    When I heard “how I stay hungry” I thought he meant literal hunger and was trying to explain how he manages to eat 5000 calories in every stream

    • @qhahsi
      @qhahsi 5 років тому +61

      What the fuck is your pfp

    • @Petar321_GT
      @Petar321_GT 5 років тому

      @@qhahsi yeah lmao

    • @madhu5465
      @madhu5465 5 років тому +2

      pikachu moaning

    • @salemmuhammad3536
      @salemmuhammad3536 5 років тому +1

      Sauce for pp

    • @yesok4244
      @yesok4244 5 років тому

      @@salemmuhammad3536 you meant pfp?

  • @beanis1932
    @beanis1932 3 роки тому +27

    Bruh Ninja doesn't know sh*t about computers and hardware

  • @bruhmoment3536
    @bruhmoment3536 5 років тому +1206

    "Time to overuse this joke!"
    *The CEO of gay (TM) 3019*

    • @robertsmalls2293
      @robertsmalls2293 5 років тому +25

      Excuse me sir, I’m a lawyer commenting from the year 3019, and I represent the interests of Gay (TM) and because you neglected to use the trademark (TM) in Gay (TM) your great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandchildren are now being sued for your negligence. Good day, and please be more mindful of the law.

    • @albinozebra276
      @albinozebra276 5 років тому +4

      gay is good, all the time.

    • @flavor289
      @flavor289 5 років тому +5

      all the time, gay is good.

    • @Rex-ru5ns
      @Rex-ru5ns 5 років тому +1

      UA-cam: I’m about to demodetize this mans career

    • @theflano23
      @theflano23 5 років тому

      @@flavor289 gay the time, all is good.

  • @geertyboyfilms2721
    @geertyboyfilms2721 4 роки тому +1939

    I love how passive aggressive pyro can be when talking about his sponsors

    • @josephkony3993
      @josephkony3993 3 роки тому +35

      it was all sarcasm lmao

    • @sarc143
      @sarc143 3 роки тому

      @@josephkony3993 bro what?

    • @josephkony3993
      @josephkony3993 3 роки тому +4

      @@sarc143 I don't know

    • @phud69
      @phud69 3 роки тому +68

      It's hilarious how he has blatantly made fun of Raid in every single ad read he's done for them but they still sponsor him after

    • @gorbonfree8245
      @gorbonfree8245 3 роки тому +11

      @@phud69 he's still promoting them, shit promotion is amazing promotion. for example, you know those bad mobile ads? yeah they're purposefully made to be horrible because of this reason:
      btw this is from the pyro video called 'Someone illegally put me in a mobile ad' by pyro as well
      I doubt anyone is gonna read it, but I have visited a b2b ad conference in Eastern Europe this Autumn and sat through a speech by the guys who made the pin pull ads for a game shown in this video. It's a 4 person team from Eastern Europe. They presented how they are making these ads, like solely the technical aspect of it. But when they finished with the presentation, a guy from the audience asked them "Why?". Like, why do you make those. What's the logic behind it all if the game doesn't look anything like the ad, etc. You know. All the normie questions Pyro has in this video. I remembered the reply nearly verbatim because it seemed really funny. "We see the ads mission a success after three steps were met. 1. The user gets frustrated with the poorly solved puzzle and downloads the game to solve it. 2. User finds out game doesn't even feature the pin puzzles like in the ad and looks nothing like it. The user then enters the FRUSTRATION PHASE and usually leaves a bad review. However in 60% of cases the game is not uninstalled due to the user being distracted by something (for example writing the bad review, or like getting a phone call). 3. When the user gets bored in a couple of days and wants to play a game on his phone his frustration phase is long since over and he probably doesn't even remember that the ad he was frustrated about was linked to this game he now has installed, in most cases he doesn't even remember where he got the game on his phone, so he starts playing it and 5% of those users become paying customers which is more than enough to pay 500% of the ad budget back to the company. "
      - Артём Дубравин

  • @EggnogRaptor
    @EggnogRaptor 5 років тому +2164

    "8 GB is all the RAM you'll ever need."
    *laughs in modded minecraft*

    • @zachsteele6964
      @zachsteele6964 5 років тому +166

      Laughs in Chrome

    • @kairosartem6957
      @kairosartem6957 5 років тому +104

      Laughs in skyrim.

    • @finnrob8607
      @finnrob8607 5 років тому +69

      laughs in Subnautica

    • @Sweaten1997
      @Sweaten1997 5 років тому +61

      *laughs in modded cities: skylines*

    • @ElevenRats
      @ElevenRats 5 років тому +72

      *Laughs in launching every app at once*

  • @Senkei231
    @Senkei231 3 роки тому +29

    You cant lie the fact that pyro does skits for his sponsors is smart it keeps you looking instead of skipping it

  • @bingham392
    @bingham392 5 років тому +353

    My Nan’s legs when she’s at the top of the stairs:
    I’m not seeing enough movement

  • @humongousbrainman5920
    @humongousbrainman5920 5 років тому +971

    When ninja beats a kid up and throws him down the stairs
    “GET GOOd kheD”

  • @theresarayner5726
    @theresarayner5726 4 роки тому +1368

    Hitler: Um unseren Traum zu beginnen, müssen wir Polen erobern! Aber zuerst ein Wort von unserem Sponsor: Raid Shadow Legends

    • @Techn1kal
      @Techn1kal 4 роки тому +106

      Das heutige Video wird von Raid Shadow Legends gesponsert, einem der größten mobilen Rollenspiele des Jahres 2019, und es ist völlig kostenlos! Derzeit haben sich in den letzten sechs Monaten fast 10 Millionen Benutzer Raid angeschlossen. Es ist eines der beeindruckendsten Spiele seiner Klasse mit detaillierten Modellen, Umgebungen und flüssigen Animationen mit 60 Bildern pro Sekunde! Alle Champions im Spiel können mit einer einzigartigen Ausrüstung angepasst werden, die Ihre strategischen Stärken und Fähigkeiten verändert! Die Dungeon-Bosse haben einige lächerliche Fähigkeiten und es macht viel Spaß, die perfekte Party und Strategie zu finden, um sie zu überholen! Derzeit hat Raid mit über 300.000 Bewertungen fast eine perfekte Punktzahl im Play Store! Die Community wächst schnell und die mit Spannung erwartete neue Funktion für Fraktionskriege ist jetzt live. Vielleicht finden Sie sogar meinen Trupp da draußen in der Arena! Mit dem Tarifprogramm für neue Spieler ist es jetzt einfacher als je zuvor. Sie erhalten eine neue tägliche Login-Belohnung für die ersten 90 Tage, die Sie im Spiel spielen! Also, worauf wartest Du? Gehen Sie zur Videobeschreibung, klicken Sie auf die speziellen Links und Sie erhalten 50.000 Silber und einen kostenlosen epischen Champion als Teil des neuen Spielerprogramms, um Ihre Reise zu beginnen! Viel Glück und wir sehen uns dort!

    • @therealplaguerat
      @therealplaguerat 4 роки тому +131

      I wish I knew German

    • @christianmeile1466
      @christianmeile1466 4 роки тому +17

      Bein a Lil edgy Arent we

    • @No-zl3ui
      @No-zl3ui 4 роки тому +11

      Charlemagne schön wäre es ne?

    • @lestatsgirlypop
      @lestatsgirlypop 4 роки тому +3

      @@uselesspotato6536 ok boomer

  • @ThatOneGuyWhoTalks2Much
    @ThatOneGuyWhoTalks2Much 3 роки тому +20

    10:58 I do actually get compliments for being good but way less than kids calling me an aimbotter lol.

  • @harold642
    @harold642 5 років тому +1311

    Pyro: These kids play video games 25 hours a day.
    Harvard university: Write that down

    • @jacket2425
      @jacket2425 5 років тому +19

      No, *WRITE THAT DOWN!!!! WRITE THAT DOWN!!!!!!*

    • @superstargames9908
      @superstargames9908 5 років тому +3

      No No no, he's got a point

  • @samzterr7800
    @samzterr7800 5 років тому +907

    UA-camrs: *exists*
    Raid shadow legends: ”it’s free real estate”

    • @xianeli8473
      @xianeli8473 5 років тому +31

      People: exist
      This dead format: used

    • @zerfixxz
      @zerfixxz 5 років тому

      Up vote
      Give this kid a metal

    • @zerfixxz
      @zerfixxz 5 років тому

      @@xianeli8473 ikr

    • @weirddudecastillo7280
      @weirddudecastillo7280 5 років тому

      bro change ur name

    • @declanedmison5442
      @declanedmison5442 5 років тому +2

      FV4034 Challenger 2
      No one:
      This dead format:
      No one:
      This dead format:
      No one:
      This dead format:
      No one:
      This dead format:
      No one:
      Ok I’ll stop now

  • @geniusvideo2670
    @geniusvideo2670 5 років тому +2233

    this sounds like an essay that a 12-year-old wrote when the teacher assigned you to write an informational essay

  • @ImBored8141
    @ImBored8141 Рік тому +7

    “Don’t stream”
    -Pyro
    Aged well

  • @nekomancer1495
    @nekomancer1495 5 років тому +930

    i like how he holds the ninja book like a bible
    he even quotes it like one

  • @medicburdy7791
    @medicburdy7791 5 років тому +680

    Everyday, Pyrocynical looks more like Gordon Ramsey

    • @lukadinicc2229
      @lukadinicc2229 5 років тому +21

      Well of course because Ramsay is Pyros father

    • @PaTrick-xl3yq
      @PaTrick-xl3yq 5 років тому +1

      Right?

    • @Z0r3_00
      @Z0r3_00 5 років тому +6

      Papa Ramsay

    • @dror2519
      @dror2519 5 років тому +3

      I don't think Gordon Ramsay is in jail...

    • @jackclarke1220
      @jackclarke1220 5 років тому +1

      A surprise, but a welcome one to be sure.

  • @austin5809
    @austin5809 5 років тому +707

    Another victim lost to the void of Raid: Shadow Legends...

    • @budakbaongsiah
      @budakbaongsiah 5 років тому +38

      Hopefully this means less bullying & trending topics and more reviews and mlgs.

    • @malkbottomtext7589
      @malkbottomtext7589 5 років тому +14

      At least he gets money

    • @freedeoxide
      @freedeoxide 5 років тому +1

      Never

    • @elliottbenjamin9261
      @elliottbenjamin9261 5 років тому

      Here come Dat boi maybe he’ll buy a car

    • @danieleccleston7928
      @danieleccleston7928 5 років тому +4

      i mean, x dollars is x dollars, if it makes him cash its fine at least it's skippable

  • @hudsen1
    @hudsen1 4 роки тому +11

    15:19 when it cuts to the logan paul apology lmao

  • @Martin-ts7co
    @Martin-ts7co 5 років тому +593

    Imagine how outdated the ram thing will be in like 5 years

    • @defyyourlogic487
      @defyyourlogic487 5 років тому +11

      More like 2 max lol

    • @evn2787
      @evn2787 5 років тому +16

      like 2 more or something im an IT major so i know rams is not much needed 8 will stay the same for long

    • @baconbitz7804
      @baconbitz7804 5 років тому

      Detective Prince all he had was dpi

    • @notaloafofbread773
      @notaloafofbread773 5 років тому +2

      12 is the minimum tbh when you get discord, steam, and chrome involved plus windows uses 1.5 just by its self unless you try and deblot 10.

    • @wynn5435
      @wynn5435 5 років тому +14

      @@rustmc 8 gigs Is bare minimum at this point

  • @the-groovelord
    @the-groovelord 5 років тому +398

    "I've made a severe" had me dying

  • @ghostfunny348
    @ghostfunny348 5 років тому +892

    pyrocynical: makes video on how bad mobile games are
    mobile game: hey that guy looks like a good guy to sponsor

    • @whitealliance9540
      @whitealliance9540 5 років тому

      Well now it seems like he likes it... $ make ppl opinions change... You could say they paid pyro for a better opinion

    • @slimymcbrazy7691
      @slimymcbrazy7691 5 років тому +20

      @My penis is unbelievably small but i mean its a turn based rpg, so yeah? its like saying cod is bad because you are only shooting at things.

    • @althealligator1467
      @althealligator1467 5 років тому +1

      Pyro: I guess I'll take the sponsorship for that thing I said was trash

    • @nicholaskinkaid
      @nicholaskinkaid 5 років тому

      Small penis guy, the problem with your criticism is that it's unbelievably vague. So much so that your comment contradicts itself. "All you do is tap on stuff" that statement can apply to EVERY mobile game because you play them on touch screen phones. Also, the argument that there are better games existing is obvious but is a misdirect because you are comparing games on other platforms compared to mobile....
      If you want to compare and contrast different games then its best and most coherent to compare games that are apart of the same platform and genre. It makes a lot more sense comparing, let's say, Halo to Call of Duty than it is to compare Halo to Luigi's Mansion.

    • @Daft-SFM
      @Daft-SFM 5 років тому

      Not to mention he backstabbed Lords Mobile

  • @samnesium2003
    @samnesium2003 4 роки тому +71

    I swear to god I was about to die laughing when pyro did the shoulder exercises at 7:17 😂

  • @Nickelberkelium
    @Nickelberkelium 5 років тому +611

    “Why are rich people the most disconnected from society” just you wait pyro....

    • @Mj4life1230087575
      @Mj4life1230087575 5 років тому +11

      I feel like this comment had no substance in it tho. While ninja is rich after his massive amount of success, I wouldn't say hes disconnected from the common uh, 'gamer' I guess. What I'm trying to say is that Ninja likes to play videogames and hes talking to other people who like to play videogames. That's pretty connected

    • @boyoncrack313
      @boyoncrack313 5 років тому +1

      RighteousPurge he’s*

    • @rustywastakenwastaken
      @rustywastakenwastaken 5 років тому +11

      @@boyoncrack313 shut the fuck up

    • @Max-wc6zy
      @Max-wc6zy 5 років тому +7

      Shut the fuck up

    • @U.F.O
      @U.F.O 5 років тому +14

      Fuck the shut up.

  • @molls761
    @molls761 5 років тому +611

    This video is literally pyro reading all the 9 year olds a bedtime story

    • @nightkiller594_6
      @nightkiller594_6 5 років тому +12

      Obama Gaming it’s 8 year olds not nine because we would be reading to pewdiepies fanbase if it was nine year olds🤔

    • @molls761
      @molls761 5 років тому +4

      Nightkiller594 _ basically the same fanbase 😳. All of us are big brained

    • @tovarischshashlikov
      @tovarischshashlikov 5 років тому +7

      hey obama love your gaming videos, cheers mate!

    • @CASphysics
      @CASphysics 5 років тому

      Obama Gaming hi obama i know your last name

    • @subtomycuntt6321
      @subtomycuntt6321 5 років тому

      Beo

  • @XxInfinityxXTimer
    @XxInfinityxXTimer 5 років тому +152

    shroud: *how high is your ego?*
    ninja: *yes*

    • @coppa2178
      @coppa2178 5 років тому

      When your were good at a trending game for 6 months and act like you represent gaming ignoring the fact you are not good at any other game but try and rage anyway then act surprised when reddit makes jokes about you

  • @cheeseman8316
    @cheeseman8316 4 роки тому +77

    Pyro smelling fat furry farts 3:01

    • @pedstoo
      @pedstoo 4 роки тому

      LOL

    • @thejefrisp8010
      @thejefrisp8010 4 роки тому +2

      I usually don't like comments like these but that actually made me 😂

    • @Superstar5_
      @Superstar5_ 4 роки тому +1

      Can we please stop before this gets passè?

  • @webraven406
    @webraven406 4 роки тому +858

    “Download RAM” being a phrase has put me through the most painful mental experience of my life. I think I need to get a brain augmentation to replace the brain power you destroyed by alerting me to the existence of that.

    • @kohimame
      @kohimame 4 роки тому +94

      I don't know what you guys are talking about, but I downloaded 32gb of RAM and now my laptop is running faster than ever!

    • @dinodoestuff
      @dinodoestuff 4 роки тому +5

      cousel is this a joke or not bc i dont wanna get woooshed

    • @jaywilldominate2222
      @jaywilldominate2222 4 роки тому +17

      Saidal Khan whoosh

    • @chris-pw5ck
      @chris-pw5ck 4 роки тому +28

      downloading water may give you an overdose of dihydrogen oxide.

    • @karanbirsinghbhullar
      @karanbirsinghbhullar 4 роки тому

      @@dinodoestuff you got whooshed

  • @KingoftheKlowns
    @KingoftheKlowns 5 років тому +489

    "25 hours a day"
    You gotta bump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers

  • @jeffjones3145
    @jeffjones3145 5 років тому +735

    Bruh, who's this lesbian on my screen? I'm trynna watch A D S

  • @johnsonsarah2983
    @johnsonsarah2983 3 роки тому +23

    "There's nothing worse than knowing you lost a game because your equipment failed you" I've been through that once and there's a hole on my dry wall

  • @adoginacowboyhat8196
    @adoginacowboyhat8196 5 років тому +523

    I’m glad we have modern authors like, ninja Fortnite.

  • @colmpng
    @colmpng 5 років тому +634

    This book makes me realise how early ninja dropped out of school

    • @JakefromStateFarm292
      @JakefromStateFarm292 4 роки тому +9

      Colm Pickering he dropped out when he was four

    • @user-fz2jb1nw1v
      @user-fz2jb1nw1v 4 роки тому +42

      Colm Pickering bold of you to assume he even went to school

    • @bizzy9829
      @bizzy9829 4 роки тому

      @@user-fz2jb1nw1v bold

    • @mist3325
      @mist3325 4 роки тому +11

      @@user-fz2jb1nw1v bold of you to assume he even grew up

    • @TheMinecraftfreak668
      @TheMinecraftfreak668 4 роки тому +9

      At least he did learn one thing from school: how to have as much words as possible to make a paragraph.

  • @CSPRING101
    @CSPRING101 5 років тому +583

    Yo that “double chin” thing is actually really good advice. My therapist is having me do those, it helps with neck pain

    • @theDreamKing91
      @theDreamKing91 5 років тому +94

      corbin spencer the corner stretch he constantly makes fun of is really good for your shoulders and back too. I like Pyro but he really is pretty stupid

    • @theDreamKing91
      @theDreamKing91 5 років тому +8

      shanas.pearlie I do have scoliosis as well as 3 vertebrae in my neck that constantly give me problems, these stretches help with both!

    • @bobmomgodbob
      @bobmomgodbob 4 роки тому +5

      Finally! A nice comment section! Thank you!

    • @hahafunny1317
      @hahafunny1317 4 роки тому +7

      I liked this so it would get 69 likes HAHAHAHAHAH GET IT IT'S THE SEX NUMBER

    • @dzkz_phoenix5748
      @dzkz_phoenix5748 4 роки тому +21

      @@theDreamKing91 I think it was probably just a joke about how stupid you look doing it
      I doubt he cared or knew if it would help with your back or your neck

  • @Flame-rp6yq
    @Flame-rp6yq 3 роки тому +11

    "talk about the current president"
    Americans: *already at your doorstep with pitchforks and torches like its 1693*

  • @deeecks8103
    @deeecks8103 5 років тому +2228

    mein kampf: my ultimate guide to gaming

    • @tweedycheetah2083
      @tweedycheetah2083 5 років тому +62

      Very epic peter

    • @yungblood1039
      @yungblood1039 5 років тому +23

      That’s so funny and edgy hahahahahahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @skullraptor483
      @skullraptor483 5 років тому +21

      Who better to learn from then the guy with the highest k/d

    • @donuchiha1166
      @donuchiha1166 5 років тому

      Ehrenmann

    • @anyoneandeveryoneexceptyou6788
      @anyoneandeveryoneexceptyou6788 5 років тому +15

      @@skullraptor483 I think you mean the chinese pro overwatch gamer
      Mao Zedong

  • @lando_ch0n748
    @lando_ch0n748 5 років тому +634

    Pyro: Makes Junji Ito reference
    "Ah I see you are a man of culture as well"

    • @emthejester
      @emthejester 5 років тому +18

      Oliver Rees junji Ito and red dead 2 , truly a scholar of the world

    • @gregisbased5205
      @gregisbased5205 5 років тому +5

      Was waiting for this comment

    • @tuvieja1697
      @tuvieja1697 5 років тому +4

      @Juan Cortez Muro Penis

    • @Gassygastly
      @Gassygastly 5 років тому +1

      @Juan Cortez Muro ew go away boomer

    • @JoaoRenatoBail
      @JoaoRenatoBail 5 років тому

      The blade runner 2049 reference is also very much appreciated

  • @frogchip6484
    @frogchip6484 5 років тому +423

    The worst part about this book is that is says “let’s get this dub” on the back 14:59

  • @notausername69
    @notausername69 4 роки тому +9

    I love when youtubers sarcastically promote their sponsors, it's like they get the money and not sell out at the same time

  • @rotlm546
    @rotlm546 4 роки тому +337

    Ninja: "How to get good at gaming"
    Also Ninja: **Sacrifice bread cutting skills for aggressive speech skills**

    • @thedragon8989
      @thedragon8989 4 роки тому +12

      I know exactly what you're talking about and I hate that about myself

    • @SomeOne-vf1rs
      @SomeOne-vf1rs 4 роки тому +2

      Wot?

  • @definition6486
    @definition6486 5 років тому +782

    “Everyone’s a gamer” guess I’m a mathematician by that logic

    • @dhan07404
      @dhan07404 5 років тому +12

      Guess I'm a marine biologist with that logic then

    • @itsoracle
      @itsoracle 5 років тому +7

      @@dhan07404 guess I'm a nazi by that logic then

    • @good__person
      @good__person 5 років тому +4

      Everyone is a gamer, but some is good gamer

    • @croissantj9588
      @croissantj9588 5 років тому +1

      @@good__person Everyone is a gamer but some are more gamer than others

    • @menacingthinker4322
      @menacingthinker4322 5 років тому +2

      @@dhan07404 hey is that a [obvious anime name] reference?

  • @BDigga-in2cr
    @BDigga-in2cr 5 років тому +608

    “We all know Skeletons have no rights”
    *Sad Doot*

    • @gamerforfun6122
      @gamerforfun6122 5 років тому +4

      f

    • @talentlessasian330
      @talentlessasian330 5 років тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/ypCfdrARoLQ/v-deo.html
      Its spooktober baby!

    • @rawbeefking866
      @rawbeefking866 5 років тому

      I have a big shotgun and am shooting bullets. ._. ,~ - - -

    • @Gumfondle
      @Gumfondle 5 років тому +3

      Shut up Redditor

    • @barer7717
      @barer7717 5 років тому +1

      TacoBellCrunchWrapOfficial oh my god brrooo omg omg r/awardspeechedits r/ihavereddit am I right fellow chad instagram bad lolol😎😎

  • @gddiggy3828
    @gddiggy3828 4 роки тому +18

    "Plays Cyberpunk once..."
    I guess I'll know how to blow up in more ways than one huh?

  • @ilikelobsters.2376
    @ilikelobsters.2376 5 років тому +737

    “Skeletons have no rights*
    *that wasnt a really doot move*

    • @samojakoikadnijelako
      @samojakoikadnijelako 5 років тому +9

      hahahaha thats so funny 😂😂😂😂 can i get updoot 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 get it ? cuz its october and like haloween skeletons scary XDDDD XDDDD

    • @James-lh3sn
      @James-lh3sn 5 років тому +6

      Hello fellow Reddit user

    • @CH3CKIT
      @CH3CKIT 5 років тому +2

      Sad calcium noises

    • @skeletonjanitor
      @skeletonjanitor 5 років тому +2

      @@samojakoikadnijelako calcium hater ewww

    • @piesmuggler7268
      @piesmuggler7268 5 років тому

      why? why did reddit take doot from us? right before doom eternal.

  • @iamboringvideos6832
    @iamboringvideos6832 5 років тому +375

    “Every gamer relies on hardware”
    Oh Yea? Well how about software ...that pretty critically needed as well

    • @apollyon7832
      @apollyon7832 5 років тому

      Without hardware, you cant run software. Software's useless without your beefy system/PC.

    • @iamboringvideos6832
      @iamboringvideos6832 5 років тому +33

      @@apollyon7832 oh really? Wow had no idea! Thank you for the info!

    • @lordfarquad8913
      @lordfarquad8913 5 років тому

      Your dumb

    • @apollyon7832
      @apollyon7832 5 років тому +6

      @@iamboringvideos6832 No worries bro. Gotta look out for my fellow gamers!

    • @jnspr
      @jnspr 5 років тому +4

      @@apollyon7832 You can run any software using a printed version of the files, a few pieces of paper, a pen and an instruction table, just very slow, would take you years to calculate a few frames of a modern game.

  • @Rivecha
    @Rivecha 5 років тому +410

    "Ninja releases book on how to become an unstoppable gamer"
    Bruh, Mein Kampf has been out for decades

    • @stratis5360
      @stratis5360 5 років тому +3

      Rivecha smh lmao ikr

    • @abhinandandutta2079
      @abhinandandutta2079 5 років тому +36

      Why read Mein Kamf when you can read the Little Red Book?
      Mao has higher score and he had the victory royale.

    • @breadmakesyoufat2403
      @breadmakesyoufat2403 5 років тому +5

      Well the only problem with mein kampf is you have to be Ubermensch to read it

    • @kaimemes
      @kaimemes 5 років тому +1

      Rivecha lmao

    • @igbinedion6410
      @igbinedion6410 5 років тому +6

      Amateurs. Y'all need to read "The Communist Manifesto" by Karl Marx.

  • @zlauzl91
    @zlauzl91 3 роки тому +10

    Skip raid ad 2:53

  • @paihamu6486
    @paihamu6486 5 років тому +603

    Plays the instrumental of that song in red dead when “building” a house.

    • @seanisgone5413
      @seanisgone5413 5 років тому +13

      More like bore ragnarok

    • @Ryo-lr9tt
      @Ryo-lr9tt 5 років тому +7

      Yes and it's perfect

    • @tomdowd5510
      @tomdowd5510 5 років тому +1

      What a tune

    • @chimpanzee1821
      @chimpanzee1821 5 років тому +3

      Sean Smith that’s an inside joke with my best friends and one of my best friends and I both play Red Dead Redemption 2

    • @ruddrik_6833
      @ruddrik_6833 5 років тому +1

      Its why i liked the vid

  • @igbinedion6410
    @igbinedion6410 5 років тому +170

    "Skeletons have no rights"
    Do you know what month it is?

    • @sukida.
      @sukida. 5 років тому +5

      Igbinedion october

    • @igbinedion6410
      @igbinedion6410 5 років тому +3

      @@sukida. correct

    • @christopherhammond5142
      @christopherhammond5142 5 років тому +4

      I was staring at this for a worrying amount of time before I understood what you were talking about.

    • @SirBlueWhale
      @SirBlueWhale 5 років тому +1

      @@igbinedion6410 can I get a sp00kie, scurry skeleton please?

    • @josephtpg7329
      @josephtpg7329 5 років тому +1

      Yes I do! It’s August!

  • @CeruleanChisal
    @CeruleanChisal 4 роки тому +449

    Since Pyro refuses to credit the music he uses, I'll try my best to do it for you.
    Song at the beginning of the video - ua-cam.com/video/08G7iGJyZKI/v-deo.html
    Song that plays throughout most of the video - ua-cam.com/video/j8068ZrwicQ/v-deo.html
    Song that plays at 4:04 / 4:49 - ua-cam.com/video/aFXmFMgonY0/v-deo.html
    Song that plays at 6:59 - ua-cam.com/video/vVPHmok3hxA/v-deo.html
    Song that plays at 8:23 - Something from the Halo 3 ODST soundtrack
    (Edited) Outro Music - Couldn't find the song itself... but here's a video about how someone made it. ua-cam.com/video/BE29iNGRzfQ/v-deo.html
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Edit 1 - Oh shit I didn't see people responding.
    Song that plays at 1:20 - ua-cam.com/video/L3qxvL2ZAbw/v-deo.html
    Song that plays at 8:04 - ua-cam.com/video/a6BbvCC0VI0/v-deo.html
    (Thank you fellow OneShot Gamer) Song that plays at 9:37 - ua-cam.com/video/NdWtkzNyTz8/v-deo.html
    Song that plays at 10:45 - ua-cam.com/video/70KW8_ZEHlg/v-deo.html
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Probably going to do this on new Pyrocynical videos (as of 6/20/2020)

    • @booniebears9104
      @booniebears9104 4 роки тому +23

      the hero we deserve, but not the one we need.

    • @thescrusherp9093
      @thescrusherp9093 4 роки тому +10

      Why do I feel like one of these is a rickroll

    • @keksdeeXD
      @keksdeeXD 4 роки тому +11

      8:04 - Rip and Tear (DOOM) - ua-cam.com/video/a6BbvCC0VI0/v-deo.html
      This is the game rip version, just the .wav files extracted from the files and is not the official soundtrack though

    • @tommoorcroft2026
      @tommoorcroft2026 4 роки тому +7

      10:45 Attack of the Drones ~ Gears of War
      ua-cam.com/video/70KW8_ZEHlg/v-deo.html

    • @walter9733
      @walter9733 4 роки тому +1

      The outro music is this ua-cam.com/video/BE29iNGRzfQ/v-deo.html it’s around the end of the video

  • @blue_the_duke
    @blue_the_duke 4 роки тому +23

    I actually like the way Pyro handles sponsors. They are a lot of fun to watch.

  • @rude6390
    @rude6390 5 років тому +2365

    I think there was a typo in the title. I think you meant “The Bible”

  • @A14-j7g
    @A14-j7g 5 років тому +415

    I feel like i'm being indoctrinated to some weird gamer cult.

    • @The_Rat_Bridget_Fan
      @The_Rat_Bridget_Fan 5 років тому +19

      One of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us

    • @user-fc6xn6zb9y
      @user-fc6xn6zb9y 5 років тому +14

      yeah cults are cool, but so is my dad. please come back

    • @thechubchubsarchives9355
      @thechubchubsarchives9355 5 років тому +3

      ł that’s dead. Not the joke, your dad

    • @samalkhalil4363
      @samalkhalil4363 5 років тому

      It is a cult its the cult of the true EPIC Gamers

    • @Pigninjius
      @Pigninjius 5 років тому +1

      Join the Ninjian church of God, where we believe that the true Messiah isn’t Jesus, but Tyler Blevins.

  • @Spiffybigdaddy
    @Spiffybigdaddy 5 років тому +529

    I can’t stop looking at how pyro’s ear looks like a play button on the inside

  • @jarcophagus
    @jarcophagus 3 роки тому +9

    This book feels like it’s an instruction manual on how to get called a bunch of slurs online.

  • @mwwachtel480p7
    @mwwachtel480p7 4 роки тому +648

    Every gamer relies on hardware. Like powerplants
    Me: aha yes I use a Nuclear power plant to only power my PC

    • @SorowFame
      @SorowFame 4 роки тому +32

      It's the only way to get the best performance, and so far I've only caused two meltdowns!

    • @saynomore8795
      @saynomore8795 4 роки тому +35

      Nuclear power plants? Honestly? You have got to be kidding.
      If you use anything less powerful than the raw power of Hydrogen bomb, you are disgusting.

    • @SorowFame
      @SorowFame 4 роки тому +9

      SayNoMore alas I am a mere plebeian who can't afford any hydrogen bombs, it's a great source of shame for me.

    • @pizzatime8917
      @pizzatime8917 4 роки тому +9

      @@SorowFame I've only caused one meltdown. I can't remember where, but it had something to do with a noble cherry.

    • @lucianocipriano3603
      @lucianocipriano3603 4 роки тому +1

      You'll surely need one if you have a i9 10900k

  • @herodfg2212
    @herodfg2212 5 років тому +700

    I literally got a raid:shadow legends ad during a raid:shadow legends ad.

  • @SlyRocko
    @SlyRocko 5 років тому +236

    THIS IS THE TENTH VIDEO IN A ROW THAT IVE SEEN SPONSERED BY RAID
    also bruh junji ito?

    • @KRATS8K
      @KRATS8K 5 років тому +8

      Junji ito made raid shadow legends, epic

    • @chiiyon
      @chiiyon 5 років тому +5

      This comment is sponsored by
      *Raid: Shadow Legends*

    • @KarmaHauntsYou
      @KarmaHauntsYou 5 років тому

      Grindfest, I play, dont download it.

    • @madaramyyrymaki385
      @madaramyyrymaki385 5 років тому +3

      Nyoh-ho

    • @stagdragon3978
      @stagdragon3978 5 років тому

      I just love when a youtuber just has fun with it. I remember rev doing a bit about dicks sporting goods and it was amazing.

  • @Jequetepeq
    @Jequetepeq 3 роки тому +11

    16:04 Let's face it, gaming can get a bad reputation, Chances are you've heard something about how gaming makes you (ad plays) cheetos flaming hot

  • @faintinggoat7964
    @faintinggoat7964 5 років тому +318

    I’m not downloading raid shadow legends

    • @LuizFelipe-lm4ih
      @LuizFelipe-lm4ih 4 роки тому +11

      I missed the part where that's my problem

    • @carlosdelacruz1238
      @carlosdelacruz1238 4 роки тому +4

      Dude you should wear glasses that way you can see the people who asked

    • @killsmith3790
      @killsmith3790 4 роки тому +4

      Carlos De La Cruz very original

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 4 роки тому +4

      @@carlosdelacruz1238 okay cool, but I don't remember asking an opinion.

    • @coffeedvdrw
      @coffeedvdrw 4 роки тому +2

      @@killsmith3790 Please stop being one of those People Who are like Owo Fuck Not orignal dowjeurvs
      pls grow up

  • @itsyaboiguzma
    @itsyaboiguzma 5 років тому +332

    "Skeletons don't have rights."
    I have several bones to pick with you.

  • @robin9793
    @robin9793 5 років тому +294

    2016: Making fun of children
    2019: Making fun of rich man children
    That, my friends, we call evolution

    • @Skalengerrr
      @Skalengerrr 5 років тому +2

      Man child because he is 3 years older now.

    • @giltzexuh
      @giltzexuh 5 років тому

      Basically the next step in evolution.