Logan Paul's first movie is worse than you can imagine

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  • @dan_is_kia9483
    @dan_is_kia9483 3 роки тому +5166

    He gave us a sequel to the Logan Paul movie, but not a sequel to Petscop

  • @AlbertSirup
    @AlbertSirup 3 роки тому +7748

    the guy just putting in his dad's password is honestly the most accurate depiction of hacking I've ever seen in a mainstream movie.

    • @shotguntimmy
      @shotguntimmy 3 роки тому +585

      in most movies, they just open the laptop and say "were in" in 3 seconds

    • @C0mmMC
      @C0mmMC 3 роки тому +462

      @@shotguntimmy *intense keyboard sounds* Ok, ive hacked into the mainframe were in

    • @AlbertSirup
      @AlbertSirup 3 роки тому +375

      @@shotguntimmy "A Gigabyte of RAM should do the trick"

    • @11th_defender51
      @11th_defender51 3 роки тому +57

      @@AlbertSirup yeah lol that was so scuffed

    • @apttewly
      @apttewly 3 роки тому +126

      most hacking is social engineering. those "what's your star wars name" images that ask for your initials or pet names or whatever? Those are used to answer password security questions

  • @nuclearbomb9483
    @nuclearbomb9483 3 роки тому +5166

    Unrealistic, the UN would never actually do something.

    • @ristonvesotsky953
      @ristonvesotsky953 3 роки тому +245

      monitored genocide time

    • @chadbat4205
      @chadbat4205 2 роки тому +20

      @@ristonvesotsky953 and lebensraum bad lol

    • @ristonvesotsky953
      @ristonvesotsky953 2 роки тому +18

      @@chadbat4205 hm?

    • @artsyrache
      @artsyrache 2 роки тому +187

      No no no they would have a vote on wether or not to wag their fingers at nations with high population.

    • @DunkTasticMan
      @DunkTasticMan 2 роки тому +9

      @@ristonvesotsky953 Lebensraum I believe in German means living space, so funny no no Germans.

  • @takkun215
    @takkun215 3 роки тому +761

    genuinely pissed off that bunked was mentioned but Jessie wasn't

    • @alexrempel3274
      @alexrempel3274 2 роки тому +60

      Lmao I was thinking the same thing I'm sure he googled what she's been in and copy and pasted the first few that came up

    • @Turnaround72
      @Turnaround72 2 роки тому +2

      @@alexrempel3274 and?

    • @SheetsAndStuff
      @SheetsAndStuff 2 роки тому +28

      Jessie and Bunked were apart of my child hood, even though it might have been a shitty show. I’m not sure if it’s good I haven’t watched it in years.

    • @lightlylemony
      @lightlylemony 2 роки тому +36

      @@Turnaround72 and?? tf do you mean and, they're giving the reason why he said bunked but not jessie

    • @Turnaround72
      @Turnaround72 2 роки тому +4

      @@lightlylemony it’s not bad because he obviously hasn’t watched the show dickweed

  • @s4n714g000
    @s4n714g000 3 роки тому +3178

    The most unrealistic thing in the movie is anyone listening to what the UN says

    • @skantinavi3767
      @skantinavi3767 3 роки тому +87

      facts lmao

    • @RobotronSage
      @RobotronSage 3 роки тому +57

      lol tell that to the netherlands as they bend over backwards for still complying with REAGANS policies regarding cannabis. Weed was never legal in Amsterdam brother! Go ahead look it up!
      And they still won't legalize it despite it being a bajillion $$$ industry. I thought Dutch people were so good at mercantilism? (they're not) (everything in Holland is 3 to 4 times more expensive than in neighbouring countries!!!)

    • @dogwithabeard2612
      @dogwithabeard2612 3 роки тому +97

      @@RobotronSage ok

    • @Falzelo
      @Falzelo 3 роки тому +46

      @@RobotronSage ok

    • @Nashakarnasadakaam
      @Nashakarnasadakaam 3 роки тому +46

      @@RobotronSage ok

  • @theonewhoknocks1412
    @theonewhoknocks1412 3 роки тому +3078

    Imagine these preschoolers going to die for not passing a test from an alphabet knowledge

  • @joed7450
    @joed7450 2 роки тому +925

    This entire plot was actually copied from a Doctor Who episode called "The Beast Below" released in 2010, honestly the plots are completely identical. Kids have to take a test, if they fail they get "killed", but it turns out they just become labourers underground.

    • @nsr4000
      @nsr4000 2 роки тому +50

      Yeah I thought it was familiar lmao

    • @lancebaylis3169
      @lancebaylis3169 2 роки тому +121

      Most every story has been done before by Doctor Who at some point in it's 60 years of existence.
      Like, literally. Even The Matrix in 1999 had been done by Doctor Who in 1976.

    • @crazy922blade
      @crazy922blade 2 роки тому +90

      @@lancebaylis3169 good point, doctor who has covered nearly every interesting tv topic there is, I suppose you can’t really ever make anything on tv anymore that doesn’t even slightly resemble an episode of doctor who.

    • @yahhah3027
      @yahhah3027 2 роки тому +12

      Simpsons did it

    • @justatrollyaloser
      @justatrollyaloser 2 роки тому +24

      @@crazy922blade No wonder the 13th Doctor is so bland and stale in comparison to the others. Or maybe it's because she can't act, I can't decide

  • @tcyier
    @tcyier 3 роки тому +194

    I swear Payday 2 guards are smarter than the guards in this movie

    • @csaver
      @csaver 2 роки тому +24

      At least the pd2 guards could take Jake Paul in a fight

    • @bananabuns1369
      @bananabuns1369 2 роки тому +7

      bronco police on dead sentence have a bigger chance of killing you than these knuckleheads

    • @esooGrM
      @esooGrM 2 роки тому +1

      @@bananabuns1369 you mean normal?

  • @DankSpoony
    @DankSpoony 3 роки тому +6879

    If you blink in a pyro video, you miss an hour of editing

    • @christophercleto216
      @christophercleto216 3 роки тому +131

      True lmao

    • @karthik.b1309
      @karthik.b1309 3 роки тому +33

      Truth

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 3 роки тому +70

      Thank you old Goblin Scout

    • @dracoborne2648
      @dracoborne2648 3 роки тому +24

      If you think this is busy, watch a twomad video.

    • @hi_its_jerry
      @hi_its_jerry 3 роки тому +147

      @@dracoborne2648 if you think a twomad video is busy then watch my bed.
      my wife and her boyfriend are in it.

  • @GunsWithWizards
    @GunsWithWizards 3 роки тому +2630

    i like how the test scores are dragable so you can just switch them

  • @FunnyDude119
    @FunnyDude119 2 роки тому +537

    I love the concept of
    “In some countries, they kill off their old people. In others, they only allow parents to have one baby (the most reasonable in that sort of situation). In America, what if only the best kids at retaining information they’ve been given were allowed to live here!”

    • @alaskabane5340
      @alaskabane5340 2 роки тому +106

      One baby thing is actually so logical that it boggles my mind how US went straight to yeeting highschoolers off the planet lol

    • @co7769
      @co7769 2 роки тому +52

      @@alaskabane5340 not just high schoolers but anyone under 18 old enough to take a test and fail it.

    • @alaskabane5340
      @alaskabane5340 2 роки тому +6

      @@co7769 lmao that just makes it better

    • @pedropradacarciofi2517
      @pedropradacarciofi2517 Рік тому +68

      One child policy was actualy pretty disastruous for China
      Still arguably the best solution (especialy when the other are genocide) but it's far from beeing humane

    • @bdsmgaming3627
      @bdsmgaming3627 Рік тому +1

      Hmmm sounds familiar **looks at east Asia**

  • @thikkielee2675
    @thikkielee2675 2 роки тому +93

    Honestly the whole mess in the second test can be avoided if the system allow Mason to change the score instead of swapping it with someone else.

  • @maltesers1239
    @maltesers1239 3 роки тому +3241

    The acting, world-building, and plot development in the honey ad is genuinely better than in the movie.

    • @danielyoungblood3931
      @danielyoungblood3931 3 роки тому +44

      It's also somehow better than the 3rd Dead Space.

    • @leafymeadow9811
      @leafymeadow9811 3 роки тому +41

      Acting? I thought it was alright, especially for Logan.
      World-building? Barely any, maybe a few droplets of it.
      Plot development? Ehhhhhh, there's some, not a great amount but you can tell it's there.

    • @willsommerfeld1933
      @willsommerfeld1933 3 роки тому +10

      It’s still a good movie, it’s just that Logan Paul was the protagonist. If you could have gotten anyone else better than him, this movie would’ve been incredible

    • @cheeseman6016
      @cheeseman6016 3 роки тому +1

      Boutta comment basically the same thing and saw this

    • @waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3
      @waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3 3 роки тому +3

      It is a good concept, but logan paul, and youtube, and the other ones that nobody has heard of

  • @oisinmccaughley624
    @oisinmccaughley624 3 роки тому +2187

    It’s really funny because the UN is going against the Geneva convention in this movie

    • @marvininabox
      @marvininabox 3 роки тому +307

      Nothing new there

    • @Antiyoukai
      @Antiyoukai 3 роки тому +14

      UN Man Bad

    • @sup_a
      @sup_a 3 роки тому +176

      @INFINIVERSE OF SWAG what countries can do or cant do in wars like they can’t kill civilians or use nukes.

    • @Shinhwachangjo01
      @Shinhwachangjo01 3 роки тому +68

      @@Antiyoukai yes UN bad

    • @bordigotto6603
      @bordigotto6603 3 роки тому +152

      more like geneve suggestion

  • @bradenr867
    @bradenr867 2 роки тому +148

    Logan’s a good actor, I mean he acted like an interesting person for years

  • @Pheminon1
    @Pheminon1 2 роки тому +69

    Most hacking really is just, "I stole your password, now I can get into your account." So, that hacking scene was actually pretty accurate lol

  • @almondboyo2428
    @almondboyo2428 3 роки тому +1920

    First Pyro inadvertently baits Petscop 2, now he's purposely baiting the Thinning 2. This says a lot about our society.

    • @planatano_
      @planatano_ 3 роки тому +56

      You have a loli pfp. This says a lot about our society.

    • @almondboyo2428
      @almondboyo2428 3 роки тому +56

      @@planatano_ I'll have you know that she's actually (probably) hundreds of years old. That means it is okay, after all, implied age is not actually age.

    • @dannyfeng5110
      @dannyfeng5110 3 роки тому +64

      everyone wants petscop 2, but nobody wants to plant a tree 😔

    • @marew7562
      @marew7562 3 роки тому +11

      @@dannyfeng5110 every petscop 2 wants, but tree plant no

    • @hoopmooy3543
      @hoopmooy3543 3 роки тому +10

      @Sproot We all know nobody would believe it if he said that.

  • @kahutiarisk8075
    @kahutiarisk8075 3 роки тому +1865

    As a New Zealander I would like to say we also have fish and chips. But no wife...

    • @JermaSus985
      @JermaSus985 3 роки тому +64

      As a New Zealander I can confirm

    • @endmybuffering
      @endmybuffering 3 роки тому +66

      Can also confirm it is our only food source

    • @ruthvik8913
      @ruthvik8913 3 роки тому +49

      As fish and chips I can confirm

    • @nocomment7787
      @nocomment7787 3 роки тому +46

      As a confirm I can New Zealander

    • @FreedomCobra
      @FreedomCobra 3 роки тому +20

      atleast you have sheep

  • @sonicgamer999-
    @sonicgamer999- 2 роки тому +41

    That “NO I’M FUCKING NOT!” Was the only time logan has ever made me crack a smile

  • @bisexualsmoothtalker1270
    @bisexualsmoothtalker1270 2 роки тому +19

    The fact that the movie tried to pass off Logan Paul as ‘smart’ is hilarious to me

  • @adddiz
    @adddiz 3 роки тому +2282

    pyrocynical has become a fusion between IHE and internet historian

    • @theoreticalphysics3644
      @theoreticalphysics3644 3 роки тому +50

      Holy crap you're right

    • @eshwar6969
      @eshwar6969 3 роки тому +29

      And it's great

    • @conq1273
      @conq1273 3 роки тому +40

      @Zouthth That's the best part

    • @supraguy4694
      @supraguy4694 3 роки тому +16

      Except he doesn't have an ugly ass pfp like IHE

    • @_Jeep_
      @_Jeep_ 3 роки тому

      Im not complaining

  • @JBOSSISLIT
    @JBOSSISLIT 3 роки тому +2546

    The fact that pyro had to search up “it’s everyday bro” for this video we truly do live in a Society

  • @popebiscuit3443
    @popebiscuit3443 3 роки тому +48

    That movie sounds incredibly boring but the only time I really got an emotional reaction out of this video was you putting Halo music to footage of Mass Effect.

    • @nman551
      @nman551 10 місяців тому

      Same here

  • @ob2kenobi388
    @ob2kenobi388 2 роки тому +6

    My headcanon for the Pop-Tart scene:
    The dad has a member of his staff go out and buy Pop-Tarts for him, take them out of the cardboard box, and put them in the wooden case. That way he won't know what flavor they are, and he wants to be surprised

    • @chrisdawson1776
      @chrisdawson1776 2 роки тому

      Ok mate that cool and all.. but who asked lmao

    • @bunnyventi
      @bunnyventi 6 місяців тому

      ​@@chrisdawson1776me i asked

  • @theemeraldtuber1153
    @theemeraldtuber1153 3 роки тому +1530

    I feel bad for the guards. They're just trying to do their job, but they all get beat up by Logan's biceps.

    • @donquesewilliamswilliams3497
      @donquesewilliamswilliams3497 3 роки тому +89

      Where was Logan at Auschwitz with those biceps?

    • @stevenbobbybills
      @stevenbobbybills 3 роки тому +15

      @@donquesewilliamswilliams3497 smh

    • @promethium-145
      @promethium-145 3 роки тому +33

      @@donquesewilliamswilliams3497 Yeh. Also, why would the students be told beforehand that they might be executed? Why not just hide control chips in their head (using sci fi tech or something) which explode when the exam failures are escorted into a soundproof room? I just made this up, and it's almost more plausible than this film. El Momento de BRUH.

    • @emarythomp
      @emarythomp 3 роки тому +24

      @@promethium-145 well they don’t actually kill them either. It’s kinda pointless

    • @promethium-145
      @promethium-145 3 роки тому +10

      @@emarythomp Oh, right. Well, they could just inject the failed students with sleepers, and then ship them to the sweatshops. Idk lol.

  • @tullius1289
    @tullius1289 3 роки тому +2598

    Back in high school our teacher literally made us watch this during class as he thought it was a "great critique of the education system"

    • @strikeveteran247
      @strikeveteran247 3 роки тому +183

      Wait is it pyro or the movie? If its the latter then ur teacher is sadistic.

    • @Scourgeoftengri
      @Scourgeoftengri 3 роки тому +64

      ANSWER US WE MUST KNOW OF THIS PROPHET

    • @icytidal3228
      @icytidal3228 3 роки тому +406

      If they said “back in high school” they probably don’t mean a day ago

    • @joejr1120
      @joejr1120 3 роки тому +70

      Riiiiight... and Minecraft is an amazing Physics simulator.

    • @carmenpopescu1284
      @carmenpopescu1284 3 роки тому +10

      Satan :
      I just wanted to say I’m a huge fan

  • @offbrandbiscuit
    @offbrandbiscuit 2 роки тому +16

    I remember when the trailers of this were first coming out and I thought the idea was really interesting, a dark future where they're so obsessed with intellect that they let a test define whether you live or die. But then they shot themselves in the foot with the ending showing that they failures of the test literally are just sent to work, producing the tablets that are used for the test.
    You could paint that as a reflection of society where the lower-scoring people have to work menial jobs (line worker, shelf-stacker, etc.) that are generally considered undesirable by the rest of the general public, while the more intellectually gifted go on to bigger things such as science, finance, etc. But when the idea of your film is "if you aren't smart enough for this test, you will literally die" it really shoots the whole premise in the foot by meaning the stakes are basically non-existent now.
    A̶l̶s̶o̶,̶ ̶L̶o̶g̶a̶n̶ ̶P̶a̶u̶l̶'̶s̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶i̶t̶,̶ ̶s̶o̶,̶ ̶a̶u̶t̶o̶m̶a̶t̶i̶c̶ ̶l̶o̶s̶s̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶5̶ ̶p̶o̶i̶n̶t̶s̶.̶

  • @kinghashbrown7998
    @kinghashbrown7998 3 роки тому +34

    Out of all the youtuber movies, this is the only movie I've seen with an interesting premise, probably the only compliment I can give this movie

  • @bugalet
    @bugalet 3 роки тому +1695

    Don't let the 19 billion view stretch goal distract you from the fact that this is pyro's plan to dethrone MLG teletubbies as his most watched video

    • @anotherwanderingwisp858
      @anotherwanderingwisp858 3 роки тому +6

      Billion* 😅

    • @bugalet
      @bugalet 3 роки тому +7

      @@anotherwanderingwisp858 Oops my bad - thanks for the nudge :)

    • @lonniesmith1360
      @lonniesmith1360 3 роки тому +11

      i guess we'll have to get mlg teletubbies to 50 billion as well

    • @gamehive8025
      @gamehive8025 3 роки тому +8

      We must not let that happen.

    • @danishcookies
      @danishcookies 3 роки тому +1

      Well it looks like this video is doing pretty bad compared to his usual views. But let's just hope😤

  • @mitchellforrest1625
    @mitchellforrest1625 3 роки тому +398

    I love how Pyro changed the thumbnail to show that the real The Thinning was the hairline we lost along the way

  • @Forestdude-be6ud
    @Forestdude-be6ud 2 роки тому +12

    I like the concept, but I feel like there were other, far less expensive options. Also, yes Pyro, it's the bottom 5%. Also the reason the adults are so cruel is that they survived the thinning, meaning statistically 60% of everyone they knew in their schools are dead.
    Also, sequel?

  • @MarquisBS
    @MarquisBS 2 роки тому +9

    12:31 That's probably the most accurate display of hacking. Getting into someone elses account. That's what it is all about. Getting to know their credentials and then using them.

  • @analienmango8756
    @analienmango8756 3 роки тому +1031

    The concept of "The Thinning" would have the opposite effect of what its supposed to do, since parents would have as many kids as possible to increase the chances of having at least a few that would pass.

    • @Nekoszowa
      @Nekoszowa 3 роки тому +141

      All the writers would have to do is to make a rule that in such world parents can have only two children.

    • @tzorfireis425
      @tzorfireis425 3 роки тому +233

      Also by killing off so many kids 20 years after the thinning is implemented there's going to be a demographic apocalypse because there's straight up not enough adults to support the economy, which while technically achieving the purported goal of reducing humankind's ecological impact, would still be an utter disaster for everyone involved.

    • @Air_Serpent
      @Air_Serpent 3 роки тому +83

      @@tzorfireis425 which is what China is going through, oddly enough

    • @deadshot5007
      @deadshot5007 3 роки тому +8

      @@tzorfireis425 Did you see in the end where they show that they weren't executed?

    • @joujou264
      @joujou264 3 роки тому +64

      @@tzorfireis425 In times of hardship, in reality, people would leave their elders to die, by walking them to the woods and leaving them there. Somehow, I guess, it's more "nice" to kill kids than old people who already had a long, nice life and are no longer contributing to society much. When your whole story relies on the "trolley problem" at least make the story justify why the clearly wrong decision was made.

  • @OneSaltyBruh
    @OneSaltyBruh 3 роки тому +1796

    “Logan Paul’s first movie is worse than you can imagine”
    Damn, that is an accomplishment

    • @Cruscker
      @Cruscker 3 роки тому +23

      It isn't like Logan has managed to beat the cringe meter every movie he makes

    • @just_a_turtle_chad
      @just_a_turtle_chad 3 роки тому +18

      Logan Paul's movie isn't even approved by a turtle

    • @obs7477
      @obs7477 3 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @theovalgum8746
      @theovalgum8746 3 роки тому +4

      @@just_a_turtle_chad what is you're opinion on plastic straw

    • @obamium3020
      @obamium3020 3 роки тому +2

      “I don’t know, I can imagine quite a bit”

  • @epicboxx3838
    @epicboxx3838 2 роки тому +9

    The story is good but the execution is literally in hell.
    But there is a major plot hole of why they chose students and not like prisoners, just cut prison food, and spend money to increase agricultural export.
    36:31 someone call Johnny Joestar on this man

    • @Dr.Oofers
      @Dr.Oofers 11 місяців тому

      Well the whole point is that parents keep having kids, and more kids means bigger population.
      They probably have the death penalty for more prisons in an event like this. But that only solves a portion of the problem.
      Agricultural exports makes the most sense, yet at the same time, with the world dwindling on resources due to population, that likely includes land. Not just in the US but the rest of world.

  • @Noto
    @Noto 2 роки тому +9

    I like how all of these teenagers fighting the guards are somehow jacked enough to beat the shit out of grown men with batons that are probably put through military training.

  • @goldentoxic2137
    @goldentoxic2137 3 роки тому +1529

    "If you fail in this exam you get excuted"
    Suicidal students: now this looks like a job for me

    • @khajiithaswares4147
      @khajiithaswares4147 3 роки тому +71

      Did you mean: all students

    • @MrSadisticLlama
      @MrSadisticLlama 3 роки тому +40

      Yea but not even that, as we see at the end of the movie, they are basically enslaved to be china sweatshop workers for the rest of there lives

    • @Shawnmiller1903
      @Shawnmiller1903 3 роки тому +31

      the concept was interesting ill admit

    • @hexius_
      @hexius_ 3 роки тому +2

      @@Shawnmiller1903 I agree ahahaha.

    • @DioGriffinKirby
      @DioGriffinKirby 3 роки тому

      @@Shawnmiller1903 yea but left on a cliff hanger lol

  • @jmigsan
    @jmigsan 3 роки тому +2022

    Took me too long to realise those were 2 different girls

  • @raspinch6417
    @raspinch6417 2 роки тому +13

    17:02 the most creative sponsor ever

  • @yourfriendlyneighborhoodbu3733
    @yourfriendlyneighborhoodbu3733 2 роки тому +12

    15:09 Fukien naoooo XD

  • @gunnery519
    @gunnery519 3 роки тому +1169

    the concept is actually really interesting, and terrifying... but it's executed so badly

    • @toastcrumch
      @toastcrumch 3 роки тому +67

      Executed (badum tss)

    • @MrTheil
      @MrTheil 3 роки тому +7

      That’s exactly how I felt

    • @Catglittercrafts
      @Catglittercrafts 3 роки тому +1

      Exactly!

    • @amor7886
      @amor7886 3 роки тому

      right? they had so much potential

    • @gunnery519
      @gunnery519 3 роки тому +13

      @@amor7886 I really wanted to see the repercussions this had on the world, like rioting, and protests in schools and stuff. Like they really could have made a great film here

  • @GrammarGaming
    @GrammarGaming 3 роки тому +816

    moral of the story: quiet = sad instead of loud = funny

  • @ZeyTheIncubus
    @ZeyTheIncubus 2 роки тому +9

    That ending kinda defeats the whole purpose of the thinning being a thing in the first place. If it's to solve population issues, but they just move the failures underground, then... You're not solving shit, just moving the problem elsewhere. I don't really see how that solves anything.

  • @Funatiq
    @Funatiq 3 роки тому +7

    "netflix has great shows, that they never made" XD

  • @AkimboJV
    @AkimboJV 3 роки тому +1899

    Fun fact: this terrible movie was filmed at my terrible high school!

    • @kobrax0341
      @kobrax0341 3 роки тому +165

      Got any crappy stories you would like to share if you dont mind me asking?

    • @BeckHassen
      @BeckHassen 3 роки тому +16

      Which one?

    • @killanatoric6870
      @killanatoric6870 3 роки тому +59

      I bet people constantly make jokes about this movie

    • @jaedendirtzu9624
      @jaedendirtzu9624 3 роки тому +72

      @@BeckHassen it’s called diamond ranch high school I go there

    • @drewinsur7321
      @drewinsur7321 3 роки тому +2

      0 virginia techers around heh?

  • @user-en7dx1qp3k
    @user-en7dx1qp3k 3 роки тому +1849

    I love the character development in this movie. The dad goes from the most reasonable to the least reasonable character.

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 3 роки тому +39

      Yeah ngl, I thought he was gonna be a helpless boomer to a hypocritical doûché

    • @Flome810
      @Flome810 3 роки тому +89

      @@ammagon4519 Nah I thought he was gonna discover his dabbing powers to their full potential

    • @Unreachableparadise
      @Unreachableparadise 3 роки тому +24

      yeah thats probably what happens when you associate with logan paul

    • @hrmrmrmmr6306
      @hrmrmrmmr6306 3 роки тому

      yes lol

    • @PGerman.
      @PGerman. 3 роки тому

      Sounds like Ironwood in rwby

  • @dpet7756
    @dpet7756 Рік тому +3

    imagine passing the thinning for 11 years straight only to fail the last one

  • @mishmash4760
    @mishmash4760 2 роки тому +6

    FYI when he said “No relation to a lonely man in Sweden” he was referring to his cry of fear video. My favorite on this channel

  • @lenoribahi
    @lenoribahi 3 роки тому +4290

    Sequel is “The thickening” and it’s just Logan doing squats for 1h34m

    • @emuofficial9426
      @emuofficial9426 3 роки тому +49

      Underrated comment

    • @bepisthescienceman4202
      @bepisthescienceman4202 3 роки тому +225

      No it's just a picture of Logan slowly expanding

    • @Enilks
      @Enilks 3 роки тому +24

      I'm thinning cuz all the air is rapidly exiting out of my youngs

    • @kino8462
      @kino8462 3 роки тому +19

      it should be logan receiving a hair transplant so that pyro can't make another receding hairline joke

    • @user-kv1qi6cf1s
      @user-kv1qi6cf1s 3 роки тому

      LMAO

  • @ConnorPugs
    @ConnorPugs 3 роки тому +15067

    Manifesting petscop 2

  • @ceciladams4882
    @ceciladams4882 3 роки тому +38

    Wow the concept is actually fascinating. I wish they could have done more, also logan's acting is actually not that bad. Not great, not horrible just on the grey area.

    • @RoflcopterLamo
      @RoflcopterLamo 10 місяців тому

      No its not its some basic ass teenage girl dystopia novel
      This would be a throwaway gag on family guy its that un-fleshed out and simple
      like those divergent books which were really just an allusion to college. but with autism mc?

  • @silenttera666
    @silenttera666 2 роки тому +5

    12:06
    You better believe that's a paddling.

  • @notandum
    @notandum 3 роки тому +355

    the most annoying thing about this movie is that the concept is honestly pretty intriguing but it's just wasted

    • @wazz35
      @wazz35 3 роки тому +45

      Interesting concept, brutal execution

    • @dillpickle88888
      @dillpickle88888 3 роки тому +16

      Try reading Unwind same concept but better execution

    • @bruhmoment2306
      @bruhmoment2306 3 роки тому +2

      @@dillpickle88888 yes, greatest book series I’ve ever read, and I read ALOT, so that’s saying something

    • @pergys6991
      @pergys6991 3 роки тому

      @@wazz35 the execution went well but unfortunately it failed to actually kill any of us

    • @rad.yall27
      @rad.yall27 3 роки тому +8

      Seriously, they probably need to hire better writers/directors. and maybe include better actors too, this movie could be a real dystopian blockbuster. The cheating with contact lens plot device honestly could be explored further, making the whole premise much more interesting... this is honestly disappointing!

  • @Ru5tyBlade
    @Ru5tyBlade 3 роки тому +1208

    Only OG's remember the original thumbnail

    • @dusk6159
      @dusk6159 3 роки тому +52

      Right, though this new-standard one should definitely be the best one, especial with the usual abysmal rating put.

    • @bigantdud3499
      @bigantdud3499 3 роки тому +6

      Oh the one with lots of Log an Paulsddgyv

    • @ThereIsAShmungus
      @ThereIsAShmungus 3 роки тому +8

      I didn't even realize it had hanged

    • @arigetout
      @arigetout 3 роки тому +21

      i remember seeing it in my recommended with the old thumbnail, but i didnt click on it lol

    • @dimwitacans
      @dimwitacans 3 роки тому

      Hell yea

  • @18squirrelsupmycrack
    @18squirrelsupmycrack Рік тому +6

    3:48 the premise of this movie sounds like a tiktok POV

  • @Illogical.
    @Illogical. 2 роки тому +4

    If they remove 5% of the people each test, and there are 12 tests, only 54% of people make it all the way through. also, the test is 2 hours long, so 90% of people with adhd or variants of adhd don't have a chance. Also, it strongly encourages sabotage.

  • @rpgryder1886
    @rpgryder1886 3 роки тому +572

    Its so weird seeing dez from austin and ally and emma from bunk'd and jesse my childhood in a dystopia movie

    • @hanialis7704
      @hanialis7704 3 роки тому +16

      Ikr

    • @theonlyplain
      @theonlyplain 3 роки тому +6

      man i wished i had a childhood

    • @Dondon-wt5mw
      @Dondon-wt5mw 3 роки тому +18

      Emma from jessie

    • @starringvincentprice
      @starringvincentprice 3 роки тому +31

      @@theonlyplain mate did you pop out the womb aged 20 what the fuck

    • @420mar5
      @420mar5 3 роки тому +9

      @@Dondon-wt5mw Yeah I knew her from Jessie and then I was gladly surprised seeing her in cobra kai

  • @kino8462
    @kino8462 3 роки тому +1389

    “You know what we do with Parasites?!”
    Put them in the trending tab

  • @Wage_gap_gaming
    @Wage_gap_gaming Рік тому +5

    14:50 quick revive doesn't work if you also have who's who

  • @fullcircle2507
    @fullcircle2507 2 роки тому +10

    The batons are compact batons that slip into the handle and the are practically wobbly metal pipes

  • @adolfdripler3413
    @adolfdripler3413 3 роки тому +849

    the pop tart scene is like every youtuber trying to stretch a video to 8 minutes

    • @matto2329
      @matto2329 3 роки тому +2

      i agreee

    • @cdvideodump
      @cdvideodump 3 роки тому +17

      Real OG's remember when it was 10 minutes

    • @wess5601
      @wess5601 3 роки тому +5

      @@cdvideodump I thought it still was

    • @PersonPlaceThing1
      @PersonPlaceThing1 3 роки тому +4

      @@cdvideodump wait it's not 10 anymore?

    • @grandduchyofwales
      @grandduchyofwales 3 роки тому

      @@cdvideodump it's still 10 isn't it?

  • @johnhowell145
    @johnhowell145 3 роки тому +825

    the maths of getting rid of 5% of the same group every year 12 times is insane, by 12th grade only 54ish% of the original cohort would be left

    • @manifesto_mindset
      @manifesto_mindset 3 роки тому +192

      Not to mention that the actual premise of "overpopulation is what's destroying the planet" is also complete nonsense bullshit on top of that

    • @ravendefinitelyover188
      @ravendefinitelyover188 3 роки тому +30

      @@manifesto_mindset overpopulation does destroy the world tho

    • @manifesto_mindset
      @manifesto_mindset 3 роки тому +212

      @@ravendefinitelyover188 Overpopulation doesn't. Unsustainable consumption & waste does.

    • @brettonjohansen1619
      @brettonjohansen1619 3 роки тому +74

      @@manifesto_mindset Yeah, from overpopulation...

    • @Scrungelz
      @Scrungelz 3 роки тому +61

      @@manifesto_mindset Yeah there's a thing called carrying capacity which is the maximum amount of something (people in this case) that an ecosystem can support. Once you go over it people would die of starvation and such until you're back under the carrying capacity. Then repeat.

  • @johnsonnosnhoj3851
    @johnsonnosnhoj3851 2 роки тому +6

    I love how during an event made to maintain resources, they use technological shackles for their failing students.

  • @creativekitsune1298
    @creativekitsune1298 2 роки тому +13

    The concept is such a great idea! Just… the execution… is so bad. They could’ve done so much better.

  • @notrealy180217
    @notrealy180217 3 роки тому +4204

    the most annoying part about this, is that the base idea for the film is actually very interesting.

    • @lilyhayes6663
      @lilyhayes6663 3 роки тому +283

      Fr actually talented people should write/produce/star in this

    • @Zamntron
      @Zamntron 3 роки тому +170

      Kinda like Bright. A world where the whole fantasy setting is placed in modern times is good but damn the delivery wasn't the best IMO

    • @erika002
      @erika002 3 роки тому +149

      The concept was good but the execution...nope, not execution....all of it was done wrong. It doesn't even "feel" like a dystopian sci-fi movie.

    • @AlbertoTuber
      @AlbertoTuber 3 роки тому +6

      I liked it

    • @Gone29364
      @Gone29364 3 роки тому +3

      Thought i was the only one here

  • @fangs0912
    @fangs0912 3 роки тому +645

    Only the real ones know that it’s actually Emma Ross from Jessie

  • @emerald4233
    @emerald4233 2 роки тому

    These ads feel like a high effort mobile ad

  • @runner0233
    @runner0233 2 роки тому +3

    the guards sound like the cloakers from payday 2

  • @WhyNot-xz7vx
    @WhyNot-xz7vx 3 роки тому +548

    So guys we did it, pyro made fun of dream

    • @dababystone472
      @dababystone472 3 роки тому +27

      "So guys we did it we finnely reached the point where we made fun of green minecraft stickman"

    • @angadgrewal9324
      @angadgrewal9324 3 роки тому +2

      timestamp

    • @maxerduster
      @maxerduster 3 роки тому +1

      @german citizen same thing tbh

  • @jakosloth
    @jakosloth 3 роки тому +489

    Not only is this movie set in America, but it's set in Texas. And there's no guns in the movie. Yeah you thought if that one real well Logan

    • @Mouse_Librarian
      @Mouse_Librarian 3 роки тому +44

      Yeah, he also missed the fact that we say "y'all" every sentence and that we all ride our horses to school every day.

    • @waterdamagedtextbook9858
      @waterdamagedtextbook9858 3 роки тому +15

      @@Mouse_Librarian they really missed the mark with this one

    • @jakosloth
      @jakosloth 3 роки тому +6

      @@Mouse_Librarian Lmao

    • @slightlyamusedblackkidfrom9153
      @slightlyamusedblackkidfrom9153 3 роки тому +5

      Don't forget this is apparently a dystopian world, and I reckon in a dystopian world innocent people wouldn't be allowed to own guns.

    • @accountname9506
      @accountname9506 3 роки тому +1

      @@slightlyamusedblackkidfrom9153 I don't think Logan thought that far.

  • @PlantFromDiscord
    @PlantFromDiscord 2 роки тому +1

    "we have fish and chips, football, and wife"
    this is two steps funnier than rick turning himself into a pickle

  • @thegoldenbucketstudios9896
    @thegoldenbucketstudios9896 Рік тому +1

    Gaurds sound like they boutta tell me to pick up a can

  • @christianlorrain877
    @christianlorrain877 3 роки тому +844

    Pyro: "1 wrong question could still give you a 75%"
    The visual: 4/5=75%

    • @SammyStickman
      @SammyStickman 3 роки тому +15

      Guess he would be dead
      (Or put to work)

    • @biosavat9475
      @biosavat9475 2 роки тому +39

      Big brain moment

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea Рік тому +2

      yes

    • @castor9907
      @castor9907 8 місяців тому +3

      So what you're saying is he would have failed the test

  • @genghiskhan8782
    @genghiskhan8782 3 роки тому +271

    Notice how there's a slight confusion sometimes when someone calls Logan Paul 'Blake', like he still hasn't gotten used to not being recognized every five seconds.

  • @metallibasscovers
    @metallibasscovers 2 роки тому +16

    I just remember me and my cousins seeing an ad for this movie years ago and never heard about thinking it was some weird dream I had but nope I just remembered that this is real.

  • @resevoirdog
    @resevoirdog 2 роки тому +19

    28:55 this joke literally gave me a laugh attack I haven't done that shit in forever lol good video I love the attention to detail in your script it sounds all checked and all looks sick! Great video

  • @asher3262
    @asher3262 3 роки тому +442

    Why wouldn’t they just put a limit to how many children you can have instead of murdering ones that already exist💀💀

    • @thatlemonadeguy6742
      @thatlemonadeguy6742 3 роки тому +38

      Because we already have One Child Nation and What Happened to Monday?, you know, actual good movies.

    • @joaoostroski4778
      @joaoostroski4778 3 роки тому +27

      in the movie it says that whiile in other countries do that, america is different.
      because fuck it! they always are, so i guess they got that right. 10/10
      (they say that when they are showing the little animated movie about how the sistem works to the children that are about to take the test)

    • @franz3810
      @franz3810 3 роки тому +2

      other countries have that system but USA adopted that model

    • @icecrystal2310
      @icecrystal2310 3 роки тому +5

      Because China would've thrown a hissy fit over this movie.

    • @randomperson3228
      @randomperson3228 3 роки тому +1

      That’s a book

  • @Yahiamice
    @Yahiamice 3 роки тому +15827

    starring Logan Paul's biceps as ''Blake Redding's Biceps"

  • @PedroRodrigues-je6xp
    @PedroRodrigues-je6xp 2 роки тому +1

    the ad was more entrtaining than this movie lmao

  • @ramanand5187
    @ramanand5187 2 роки тому +6

    "The man who beat KSI and only lost because of a point difference"
    Lmfao 😂😂😂😂

  • @sothxc
    @sothxc 3 роки тому +903

    Lol why are people saying Pyro has woken up from a coma.. he’s just spent weeks editing a video about Logan Paul, nothing but dedication this whole time

    • @toxic8129
      @toxic8129 3 роки тому +30

      Yeah he posts every month

    • @lynxx0812
      @lynxx0812 3 роки тому +13

      still waiting for Petscope 2

    • @whateverkat8122
      @whateverkat8122 3 роки тому +11

      @@lynxx0812 You’re hilarious

    • @minnows-_-
      @minnows-_- 3 роки тому +9

      High quality long videos every once in a blue moon is better than 10 minute hastily made ones

    • @professorpenne9962
      @professorpenne9962 3 роки тому +2

      that in itself is like directly exposing yourself to chernobyl levels of toxicity. pyro is a brave lesbian.

  • @crunglemcbungley
    @crunglemcbungley 3 роки тому +707

    When the kid gets bumped and loses his contacts... That's just not how contacts work. I wear contacts. They are FIRMLY attached to your retinas. You can't just have them fly out of your face by getting shoved too hard.
    Edit: Look man I'm not a fuckin' biologist, I just know retinas are bits in the eyes, and mine don't work very well

    • @Twiggy10
      @Twiggy10 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah, I was thinking that

    • @puddleBUN
      @puddleBUN 3 роки тому +22

      ATTACHED TO YOUR RETINAS???

    • @SHAD0WKNITE
      @SHAD0WKNITE 3 роки тому +17

      Yeah I have wore contacts for 4 years only time they get close to falling out is if I get poked in the eye or my eyes get more dry than a desert

    • @Jayozranger
      @Jayozranger 3 роки тому +15

      Nooo...... they were just physics clipped into his model and got launched out

    • @meatdress8111
      @meatdress8111 3 роки тому +3

      "Retinas" lol

  • @qwertykaps1042
    @qwertykaps1042 3 роки тому +3

    What the hell I thought this video came out in 2018 not 2021?

  • @blueflameflame644
    @blueflameflame644 2 роки тому

    I love how on the advertising section he says but wait, then a ad plays lol

  • @USSMariner
    @USSMariner 3 роки тому +3757

    The eye makeup in hindsight is actually genius.
    In a society not run by brainlets, you'd be easily able to see kids trying to pass as guards since they wouldn't have eye makeup.

    • @e4_blitz785
      @e4_blitz785 3 роки тому +80

      You underestimate females

    • @likeabossgaming5571
      @likeabossgaming5571 3 роки тому +226

      @@e4_blitz785 Well, all the guards are male, no? Also, guards have specific voice changers.

    • @e4_blitz785
      @e4_blitz785 3 роки тому +88

      @@likeabossgaming5571 The voice changer is probably in the uniform..

    • @jimreily7538
      @jimreily7538 3 роки тому +62

      Kids can see makeup. And buy it. And wear it.

    • @radioactivemango2029
      @radioactivemango2029 3 роки тому +28

      @@jimreily7538 no I think it is since the resources are scare and expensive

  • @ryzokusovai3403
    @ryzokusovai3403 3 роки тому +296

    Man I'd take Pyro advertising Honey over MrBeast any day

    • @tunafish5462
      @tunafish5462 3 роки тому +36

      pyro is one of the few people that I don't skip their ad part (drew gooden's ads are hilarious too)

    • @naethavenir9422
      @naethavenir9422 3 роки тому +10

      Tuna Fish don't forget Internet historian too!

    • @soniamokros5643
      @soniamokros5643 3 роки тому +2

      Pyro and Internet Historian are one of few people that somehow manage to make advertisements fun

  • @xAnto1
    @xAnto1 Рік тому +7

    To be fair the concept is alright it just really needs a rework and better actors with actual skills

  • @rimurutempest4945
    @rimurutempest4945 2 роки тому +4

    You know in competent hands, this movie could have been compelling pn highlighting the darker sides of standardized testings, the education system, and the pressures society puts on students and grades. But nope, such potential is wasted.

  • @jaafarhassan6164
    @jaafarhassan6164 3 роки тому +1331

    Pyro's sponsor ads r the only ones i dont skip, theyre almost as if not just as funny as the rest video

    • @MM-ss9yd
      @MM-ss9yd 3 роки тому +6

      Underrated comment

    • @brokenbiscuit3609
      @brokenbiscuit3609 3 роки тому +107

      The only one who's on his level is probably Internet Historian's ads.

    • @nondescripthandle212
      @nondescripthandle212 3 роки тому +29

      Internet historians are good too

    • @flyingmintbunny1286
      @flyingmintbunny1286 3 роки тому +22

      His ads and internet historians are never skipped honestly!

    • @chd72
      @chd72 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah him, internet historians and a couple others are so good at it

  • @themanwithoutaplan9389
    @themanwithoutaplan9389 3 роки тому +3367

    Kinda late comment, but I’m 99% sure that the masks, voice changers, and makeup are actually designed to protect the identity of the people who do the thinning. It’s kinda like how executioners wore hoods so the city or village wouldn’t know who it was and seek retribution or revenge through them. Might also just be overthinking it, and that they did it to make the guards look extra faceless and evil.

    • @Turnaround72
      @Turnaround72 2 роки тому +66

      Executioners did not need to hide their identity, it was essential in the case of executing Bloody Mary

    • @celeryking3483
      @celeryking3483 2 роки тому +511

      Yeah I wouldn't want people to know I acted in the movie either

    • @shunderstock8080
      @shunderstock8080 2 роки тому +14

      Ah yes, people who do their jobs, very evil

    • @pengstirbkuchen5987
      @pengstirbkuchen5987 2 роки тому +219

      @@shunderstock8080 would you want to be the guy known to execute children for a living? The „I am just following orders“ approach works well in theory, but the reality is kinda different.

    • @shunderstock8080
      @shunderstock8080 2 роки тому +22

      @@pengstirbkuchen5987 Well, yeah, it's different, but will I hate these particular guys or will I hate someone who hired them and gave them orders?

  • @yourfavweeb
    @yourfavweeb 10 місяців тому +1

    25:34 Blud thinks he's in Star Wars 💀💀

  • @CallMeVidd
    @CallMeVidd 2 роки тому +2

    I'm waiting for the Logan Paul video where he rants about how Squid Game shamelessly ripped him off

  • @caenn47
    @caenn47 3 роки тому +265

    The amount of mass effect refrences are taking over the dark souls one, what a society we live in

  • @ya_homi331
    @ya_homi331 3 роки тому +374

    Pyro thinks every show in existence is a breaking bad reference

    • @nas9229
      @nas9229 3 роки тому +28

      Yo momma is a fat reference

    • @PNGALAN_
      @PNGALAN_ 3 роки тому +19

      @@nas9229 is that a breaking bad reference 😳

    • @nine-xs6nc
      @nine-xs6nc 3 роки тому +3

      @@PNGALAN_ is that a dark souls reference ???

    • @amybulger1758
      @amybulger1758 3 роки тому +1

      Amogus

    • @illford6921
      @illford6921 3 роки тому

      @@amybulger1758 aim on us

  • @mccoolfriend6818
    @mccoolfriend6818 Рік тому +1

    "At least we have fish and chips, football and wife "
    best line

  • @matthewl5434
    @matthewl5434 Рік тому

    why do they all have blackberrys, from the guard with a blackberry tablet to the kid with a passport

  • @S0m3_random_guy
    @S0m3_random_guy 3 роки тому +1629

    Let's go lads, pyro has woken up from his coma and remembered he has a youtube channel

    • @Pred.
      @Pred. 3 роки тому +74

      Every month he forgets what youtube even is and a few days later he remembers and goes to work on a video, poor man is in an endless cycle.

    • @KESTRAL23
      @KESTRAL23 3 роки тому +18

      Lesbian

    • @Cruscker
      @Cruscker 3 роки тому +8

      Yeah he has dementia then regains the meaning of reality then posts his masterpiece to the world

    • @Hurb2
      @Hurb2 3 роки тому +38

      it takes a lot of time, effort and motivation to produce long high quality youtube videos

    • @thehe2748
      @thehe2748 3 роки тому +23

      Tbh I like the vids like this because they’re higher quality

  • @MusicDecomposer
    @MusicDecomposer 3 роки тому +2327

    5:17 You confused the girl from Diary of a Wimpy Kid 2 and 3 with the girl from Diary of a Wimpy Kid 1.

  • @Eyezboi12
    @Eyezboi12 9 місяців тому

    5:09 just when i got a steam notification 🤣

  • @denezrgmc5456
    @denezrgmc5456 2 роки тому

    1. Why are there palm trees in "Austin"
    2. Why is there water in "Austin"