This Anti-Masker Christian Movie is Even Worse Than You Think

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  • @keoxxy5359
    @keoxxy5359 2 роки тому +20041

    I love how the “hacker” literally just went on Wikipedia and google images

    • @yunnuc
      @yunnuc 2 роки тому +1792

      I love how it implies that Christianity is "banned" but all information of it is readily available on not just the surface web, but Wikipedia 😭.

    • @isaiahsimmons5776
      @isaiahsimmons5776 2 роки тому +309

      wikipedia is a deep web invention

    • @HelloHamburger
      @HelloHamburger 2 роки тому +233

      @@yunnuc Yeah, and that without Christians, there are enough people to run Google’s/Wikipedia’s/Other sites’ content. Like, it seems unlikely that without that vast amount of people in the US, these servers could function.

    • @Ian-bt8dz
      @Ian-bt8dz 2 роки тому +48

      Uh yeah? You have to have special clearances to look at that stuff

    • @loopha
      @loopha 2 роки тому +375

      Girl didn’t even go on incognito mode

  • @Doppiovinegar22
    @Doppiovinegar22 11 місяців тому +13176

    I'm German so I understand their language and I watched a video of them where they said that they met up when she was twelve... TWELVE
    she said that she didn't wanna be with him at first but he was the pushy one. I'm honestly sick to my stomach

    • @arandomgirlnameddenise9780
      @arandomgirlnameddenise9780 11 місяців тому +1900

      BRUH THIS MAN NEEDS TO BE ON A WATCH LIST 🤮

    • @danielladuck3323
      @danielladuck3323 11 місяців тому +12

      SEND HIS ASS TO JAIL

    • @nuummiti
      @nuummiti 11 місяців тому +1

      @@arandomgirlnameddenise9780 not watch list, actually arrested.

    • @Doppiovinegar22
      @Doppiovinegar22 11 місяців тому +1

      @@arandomgirlnameddenise9780 for real

    • @franlougee1499
      @franlougee1499 11 місяців тому

      So gross. He is a pedophile. So very disgusting and wrong.

  • @meganchambers8108
    @meganchambers8108 2 роки тому +12568

    "I can get all the phone numbers of the Christians if I hack the police," has the same energy as "I resign as president of the bank."

    • @meganchambers8108
      @meganchambers8108 2 роки тому +54

      @@cake_made_of_bacon3710 I feel very honored 💛

    • @rahulmenon4357
      @rahulmenon4357 2 роки тому +49

      They should have got NWA to make "Hack the Police"

    • @linhquach4768
      @linhquach4768 2 роки тому +183

      Also, the "minister of propaganda" has the same energy as "president of the bank"

    • @aliyasexception
      @aliyasexception 2 роки тому +11

      omg this got me lmao i laughed for 3 minutes after reading this one

    • @Eggsther
      @Eggsther 2 роки тому +50

      the disrespect to Neil Breen's script writing
      smh

  • @kencaldi
    @kencaldi 4 місяці тому +1609

    One thing I find obvious about the movie that I see nobody talk about is how the main character is portraying "himself" as Jesus. The dude grows a following, defies the status quo of a tyrannical rule, gets betrayed by one someone close to him and is in the end executed which is portrayed as a grand victory. Besides a groomer the guy has some delusion of grandeur.

    • @briannabanks1659
      @briannabanks1659 3 місяці тому +55

      Good catch!

    • @redaurora8602
      @redaurora8602 2 місяці тому +123

      Damn how didn't I catch that. And even without that, the guy just gives massive "I think I'm the smartest person in the room" vibes, acting or not.

    • @vaiyt
      @vaiyt 2 місяці тому +51

      "unbelievers just want to be their own god"
      "I am jesus"

    • @davidramos948
      @davidramos948 Місяць тому +16

      That's called messiah complex

    • @collinhitt1898
      @collinhitt1898 3 дні тому +2

      It’s blasphemy. Add 1 to the sin counter

  • @armstrong.r
    @armstrong.r 2 роки тому +7281

    The irony of the synopsis saying "communism is all over the place" and showing the spread of Christianity at 20:48 with bright red is fucking incredible.

    • @lnhp5592
      @lnhp5592 2 роки тому +673

      i mean, tbh, if this movie teaches you anything, it's that the target demographic doesn't know what communism is.

    • @jjberg83
      @jjberg83 2 роки тому +21

      Inbred Dawn

    • @armstrong.r
      @armstrong.r 2 роки тому +232

      @@lnhp5592 True enough, but I feel like most people don't know what communism is lmao

    • @jessn.3851
      @jessn.3851 2 роки тому +215

      @@armstrong.r A lot of people definitely don't know what communism is.

    • @wolfslullaby
      @wolfslullaby 2 роки тому +70

      or how a virus spreads lol

  • @mattsherack
    @mattsherack 2 роки тому +24779

    One reviewer described it as “A Christian persecution movie made by people who never had to face persecution in their lives” and I don’t think a more perfect description could’ve been said

    • @danyellej9940
      @danyellej9940 2 роки тому +761

      Man what are these replies?

    • @WeedGrandma
      @WeedGrandma 2 роки тому +537

      That's honestly the best way to describe it

    • @lumini3172
      @lumini3172 2 роки тому +805

      Oh my gods. What the frick is up with the bots lately? Were they always this bad?

    • @royalblanket
      @royalblanket 2 роки тому +590

      @@lumini3172 For some reason they're raiding kurtis really bad rn. Maybe he's been trending or something

    • @mattsherack
      @mattsherack 2 роки тому +510

      @@lumini3172 I don’t know but it makes me sad because with every notification I get from them I get excited by the possibility of someone leaving a nice or meaningful reply :(

  • @daithvader
    @daithvader 2 роки тому +8868

    The weirdest part of their relationship is him saying “finally 18” and THEN proposing, knowing he’s heavily religious just makes me think he was waiting to caboogle her.

    • @fennecfanatic5566
      @fennecfanatic5566 2 роки тому +844

      That’s the way I’m referring to it from now on. “Hey babe, you wanna caboogle tonight?”

    • @procrastinating_celery4994
      @procrastinating_celery4994 2 роки тому +391

      I like your vocabulary

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 2 роки тому +438

      Caboogle sounds like it would mean surprised.
      Flabbergasted, even.

    • @tokitoki9156
      @tokitoki9156 2 роки тому +270

      @@fennecfanatic5566 "Oh babe, no caboogles like you do" (proceeds to intense caboogling)

    • @teethcoat4274
      @teethcoat4274 2 роки тому +76

      Hopefully he waited. Grooming is bad enough but if he actually had sex with her then its even worse.

  • @shrekiscool4743
    @shrekiscool4743 3 місяці тому +574

    I saw a comment once that said "Christians want to be persecuted so badly it shoud qualify as BDSM" and it's honestly a perfect description

    • @FanpiresLabyrinth
      @FanpiresLabyrinth 2 місяці тому +43

      Christian BDSM actually stands for ‘Bible Discussion and Study Meeting’

    • @jobah619
      @jobah619 Місяць тому +12

      As someone who was raised in the American South, this is so accurate it’s depressing

    • @Imawaremyuseriscringe
      @Imawaremyuseriscringe Місяць тому

      No because I love that
      Edit: @shrekiscool4743

    • @charlesbradshaw5183
      @charlesbradshaw5183 21 день тому +9

      And it sucks because in some countries there actually are Christians who are persecuted. But the dudes who make stuff like this live in a Christian majority country where it’s not a marginalized group.

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 18 днів тому +4

      @charlesbradshaw5183
      It's also "interesting" that the people who make movies about "Christian persecution" never seem to mention those situations...

  • @katieb3172
    @katieb3172 2 роки тому +15291

    The funniest part of this whole thing is we are supposed to believe that all of these worldwide developments not only happened without a GINORMOUS uprising, but that they all were instilled into society, including a WORLDWIDE language, over the course of 5 years.

    • @jaynenunya6070
      @jaynenunya6070 2 роки тому +729

      I took Spanish for over 5 years and still can't speak it

    • @MyFatherLooksLikeAPallasCat
      @MyFatherLooksLikeAPallasCat 2 роки тому +426

      Just goes to show how disconnected he is from the real world

    • @juliettekudrick8186
      @juliettekudrick8186 2 роки тому +488

      Ah, but you’re using logic, something this man has clearly never even tried to do in his entire life.

    • @k.k.7797
      @k.k.7797 2 роки тому +103

      @@jaynenunya6070 I’ve been learning English for 20 and still suck

    • @heyguys4571
      @heyguys4571 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/a-n7Q4p6mgQ/v-deo.html
      Ultimately...

  • @steynravenshorst3463
    @steynravenshorst3463 2 роки тому +9753

    Imagine as a punishment someone just say: “That’s it, you’re going in the Piss Pool”

    • @roxirock5455
      @roxirock5455 2 роки тому +61

      I'm gonna start doing that

    • @12dakis
      @12dakis 2 роки тому +57

      Sounds like Dwight’s hand desanitizing station

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 2 роки тому +83

      Sadly some people wouldn’t see it as punishment

    • @michellemeeusen4098
      @michellemeeusen4098 2 роки тому +26

      Just started the video, wildly curious what this is about

    • @localleandealer3425
      @localleandealer3425 2 роки тому +34

      did you mean: dashcon, Jul 11, 2014 - Jul 13, 2014

  • @emjones6663
    @emjones6663 2 роки тому +10813

    I love how the “hacker” uses only Google and wikipedia to track down the Christians💀 that is some high-level hacking

    • @ghosttriesliving
      @ghosttriesliving 2 роки тому +481

      I also love the fact it's outlawed and everything but they never took down any information or websites about it allegedly.

    • @infinitetenzer042
      @infinitetenzer042 2 роки тому +177

      If that's hacking then my two years of studying were for nothing🥂😭🤣

    • @monarxsiramirez1720
      @monarxsiramirez1720 2 роки тому +274

      Movie hacker be like: *highlights words on Wikipedia page* 👩‍💻

    • @mildsoup8978
      @mildsoup8978 2 роки тому +204

      I believe the rule is if you wear a hoodie while at a computer you are a hacker, regardless of what you are doing.

    • @solus8685
      @solus8685 2 роки тому +98

      Every student ever: "You know, I'm something of a hacker myself"

  • @bearerofthecurse69
    @bearerofthecurse69 3 місяці тому +338

    What kills me about the American Christian persecution complex is that there are actually places in the world where people actually face backlash for being Christian. Not for having bigoted views and using Christianity as an excuse, but for just simply worshipping Jesus. Why not make a movie about places in Africa and Asia where this happens? Is it possibly because…the heroes of such a story wouldn’t be white..?

    • @LiquidSwan
      @LiquidSwan 3 місяці тому

      Shut up dude

    • @ethandollarhide7943
      @ethandollarhide7943 3 місяці тому +7

      ​@@LiquidSwanThey're just stating facts. At no point in the history of the United States has it ever been illegal to be Christian. They're just Prejudiced and cry Persecution when they see another group gaining rights/freedoms/acceptance to try to cover up that they're Prejudiced.

    • @ORGANPARTY
      @ORGANPARTY Місяць тому +26

      Pretty sure this guy is German so this is more European Christian and historically I think they’re a bit worse

    • @jakem3043
      @jakem3043 Місяць тому +27

      Christianity is just a veil for some of these people and seemingly those who made this movie. The persecution complex isn’t just about Christianity, but to your point, about political, racial and ethnic identity as well.

    • @motivated2473
      @motivated2473 26 днів тому

      Because then the Villains wouldn't be white, lol

  • @some_lettuce471
    @some_lettuce471 2 роки тому +21705

    I fucking lost it when he said “let’s go ahead and add 100 sins” and the sin counter went from 4 to 400.

    • @jkam2393
      @jkam2393 2 роки тому +1117

      Holy shit these bots

    • @tatumhardekopf4237
      @tatumhardekopf4237 2 роки тому +704

      I WAS LOOKING FOR A COMMENT ABOUT THIS SHAHAHAHA

    • @armasleinonen7928
      @armasleinonen7928 2 роки тому +511

      i think he meant multiply the sins by 100

    • @scr_mbledeggs
      @scr_mbledeggs 2 роки тому +366

      i didn’t even notice that ohmygod 😭 KURTIS ARE YOU GOOD

    • @sadpileofgunk1460
      @sadpileofgunk1460 2 роки тому +121

      + and x just look so similar it’s easy to confuse them.

  • @good4arya
    @good4arya 2 роки тому +7015

    “give it up for the bride and groomer” had me ROLLING

    • @aeskzfim
      @aeskzfim 2 роки тому +117

      The bots in your replies 💀

    • @good4arya
      @good4arya 2 роки тому +66

      @@aeskzfim IT’S HORRENDOUS

    • @heyguys4571
      @heyguys4571 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/a-n7Q4p6mgQ/v-deo.html
      Ultimately...

    • @Bobateawice
      @Bobateawice 2 роки тому +82

      Wow look we got a bot party going around here 😻

    • @_4_0_4_6
      @_4_0_4_6 2 роки тому +15

      I snorted lol

  • @hazey_dazey
    @hazey_dazey 2 роки тому +10196

    I like how ONLY Christianity is outlawed, instead of all religions, or even all Abrahamic religions. I guess the world government decided to give Christianity the middle child treatment

    • @darkprincette
      @darkprincette 2 роки тому +1259

      honestly, and i find it hysterical that there's so many christians that honestly believe something like that could happen. there are legitimately unaware of the fact that christianity is one of the most established religions in the world, and the most established in the usa.

    • @rooodis456
      @rooodis456 2 роки тому +403

      As a Christian I’m alright with banning Christianity as it is (obviously not really, I just see why people hate on our religion lol) . We’ve gone so far from what our religion is supposed to mean at this point smfh
      Edit: this comment was made without thinking; hopefully I redeemed myself down there 👇🏾

    • @rooodis456
      @rooodis456 2 роки тому +234

      @@darkprincette ye they think that they’re so oppressed in this day and age😢😢

    • @lickvinegarkids3654
      @lickvinegarkids3654 2 роки тому +169

      The middle child treatment killed me

    • @avril6922
      @avril6922 2 роки тому +73

      My whole Catholic family would still be able to go to church and pray, and my Jewish neighbors too ~

  • @notfung.ii.
    @notfung.ii. 5 місяців тому +313

    Why do the interactions feel like when the teacher puts you in a group with kids you've never talked to in class

  • @cupriferouscatalyst3708
    @cupriferouscatalyst3708 2 роки тому +9070

    Also, if Christianity is illegal, why would the cops keep a database on all the Christians' phone numbers? If they have a list of all Christians, wouldn't they just go and arrest them?

    • @babyfaceweeb8937
      @babyfaceweeb8937 2 роки тому +1117

      Don't insert logic to Christians wanting to feel persecuted.

    • @frostyskeletons8950
      @frostyskeletons8950 2 роки тому +581

      Bad writing works in mysterious ways

    • @aisha5156
      @aisha5156 2 роки тому +205

      Tbh, I wasn’t really paying attention to this, but anyways I think the police let them all off? Like maybe they just payed a fine or “denounced” their religion in front of them and they let them off but kept them on their watch list? My attempt at adding…something to this movie.

    • @MercurialMoon
      @MercurialMoon 2 роки тому +41

      exactly what i was thinking shouldn't they be in jail already???

    • @sealedtugboat9965
      @sealedtugboat9965 2 роки тому +3

      @@frostyskeletons8950 lol

  • @edgardavid1653
    @edgardavid1653 2 роки тому +6298

    I was born in what people would call a "developing country", now living somewhere else where life is better. It never ceases to amaze me how people who basically have known nothing but privilege feel they are being robbed of their rights if they're put in a mildly inconvenient position. Dude, people spent the days watching Netflix during the lockdowns here, while there was people in my country who had to decide between quarantine or starvation.

    • @psychedelicanxiety8011
      @psychedelicanxiety8011 2 роки тому +299

      I hope you are doing okay! And yes it’s so stupid what people who have never known true struggle are doing with this pandemic. Acting like it’s their victim moment when there is real people struggling in the world. ❤️

    • @FrenkTheJoy
      @FrenkTheJoy 2 роки тому +252

      I mean there were plenty of people who had it really bad during the early lockdowns in the US - but the biggest complainers about the covid restrictions are the people who could easily live comfortably in their homes for the next 50 years without worrying about money or their mental health, AND people who wear glasses because their glasses fog up with the masks on but they still wear masks anyway.
      I've had to wear a mask longer than most people and I'm so fucking tired of it because of these selfish dickheads who can't just mask up, wash hands, and stay home.

    • @edgardavid1653
      @edgardavid1653 2 роки тому +69

      @@psychedelicanxiety8011 life has never been better for me. Thanks for your good wishes 🙂.

    • @edgardavid1653
      @edgardavid1653 2 роки тому +119

      @@FrenkTheJoy same here. Cyprus, where I live now, is not a rich country at least for European standards. There were people who struggled, but the social security network here is pretty decent. There were people who were complaining that people receiving stimulus checks were making more money than those who kept on working during the lockdowns, go figure. But yeah, the noisiest where people very well off and religious nuts. You see, it's not just an American thing.

    • @FEARitself100
      @FEARitself100 2 роки тому +16

      For reeeeaaaal. Its pathetic

  • @ashbruv8590
    @ashbruv8590 2 роки тому +6026

    “And also I’m adding another sin for pushing a woman.”
    Kurtis, our true hero😌

    • @the_real_phatingle
      @the_real_phatingle 2 роки тому +11

      He truly is our based king

    • @tinavanwey1308
      @tinavanwey1308 2 роки тому +47

      If he saw these bots he would start pushing women

    • @ashbruv8590
      @ashbruv8590 2 роки тому +2

      @@infinitypancakes1040 I really did

    • @cup773
      @cup773 2 роки тому +19

      These bots are really starting to test my *patience*

    • @slytherindork8459
      @slytherindork8459 2 роки тому +1

      @Marfa Yay___🌺 like his wife and their marriage. Only over 18

  • @Rainy_Day_Daydream
    @Rainy_Day_Daydream 5 місяців тому +124

    Back in 2020 both of my best friends parents died to Covid, it was horribly depressing and she had to move to California. Crazy while this was happening bro was crying about not being able to go to a public park without a mask.

  • @lemoncakes896
    @lemoncakes896 2 роки тому +25554

    “You’re not setting a good example for your wife. She’s young and impressionable” ☠️😭 killed me with that one

    • @cl0p38
      @cl0p38 2 роки тому +490

      Fr, that joke came out of nowhere lmao

    • @lemoncakes896
      @lemoncakes896 2 роки тому +486

      Covid-18. Finally 😂 I’m actually laughing out loud

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 2 роки тому +625

      Still can’t believe he said “FINALLY 18! 😀” like bro what 😭

    • @krismuttz
      @krismuttz 2 роки тому +12

      same😭

    • @heyguys4571
      @heyguys4571 2 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/a-n7Q4p6mgQ/v-deo.html
      Ultimately...

  • @peky6036
    @peky6036 2 роки тому +9554

    this looks like a movie my cousins and i would “plan” in 30 minutes and then force our uncles to film and put together when we were 8 years old

  • @alexisflores4032
    @alexisflores4032 2 роки тому +14433

    The “give it up for the bride and groomer” almost dropped me to the floor for how brutal it was

    • @ninevehgrey
      @ninevehgrey 2 роки тому +233

      @Reactance hey did you have a stroke or can I just not read

    • @maschaorsomething
      @maschaorsomething 2 роки тому +39

      @Reactance Use a fucking comma for once holy shit.

    • @joshuazhong2520
      @joshuazhong2520 2 роки тому +186

      @@ninevehgrey definitely a stroke

    • @xporiia
      @xporiia 2 роки тому +21

      @Reactance hun wheres the periods and comas. Nobody can read what you just said babe..

    • @mewtuwa
      @mewtuwa 2 роки тому +157

      @Reactance Are you saying grooming is a Christian thing?

  • @Bananasplitsssz
    @Bananasplitsssz 5 місяців тому +287

    It’s now 2024
    Over 7 Million people have died from COVID-19.
    Those who never taste hardship gage at its flavour.
    Those who grew up with hardship won’t notice its taste.

    • @Mortimer_RS
      @Mortimer_RS 3 місяці тому +9

      you cooked with that phrase ngl

    • @Chaosqueenngami
      @Chaosqueenngami 3 місяці тому +5

      I love that quote. It perfectly encapsulates anti-maskers.

    • @brenlc1412
      @brenlc1412 3 місяці тому +3

      69 likes

    • @BenedictBrine
      @BenedictBrine Місяць тому +1

      My grandpa is part of that 7 million, unfortunately

  • @Jack-id2fw
    @Jack-id2fw 2 роки тому +16757

    Not sure if anyone picked up on this, but the director/lead basically cast himself as Jesus. The movie starts with him basically alone, wanting to spread the word of god. Then he starts gaining close companions that assist him in spreading the word of god. The State gets real mad about it. A close friend betrays him, and sells him out. Then the State kills him, and he becomes a martyr. Short of miracles and rising from the dead that’s pretty much the story, and I’m pretty sure that’s sin number 1406 in this saga. 1 way ticket to super hell

    • @avril6922
      @avril6922 2 роки тому +584

      Woah....

    • @jaxintheboxoxo
      @jaxintheboxoxo 2 роки тому +1565

      I noticed that Friendo was giving me Judas vibes but now that I’m really thinking about it you’re totally right

    • @catpoke9557
      @catpoke9557 2 роки тому +1899

      Sheesh. Imagine being so self-absorbed you insert yourself into a story as the person you're supposed to IDOLIZE. Isn't that basically a false idol? God really, really hates those

    • @julietamr1007
      @julietamr1007 2 роки тому +588

      You are so Right! Cant Believe I didnt Notice. Truly How can He be such a devote christian While Quite literally commiting the Number One Sin that literally Caused lucifers Downfall? LIKE Not believing Yourself greater than/on the same level as god Is literally Ammendment number 1.

    • @sunnyandthechlo
      @sunnyandthechlo 2 роки тому +220

      I noticed this! When he was going around preaching to people and then of course when he dies. Yikes.

  • @jaxintheboxoxo
    @jaxintheboxoxo 2 роки тому +5441

    The whole “you should be happy for them, they’re going to heaven” is a sentiment I actually heard a lot growing up in the church. If someone died unexpectedly or was killed or anything like that, that was usually the first response

    • @TriniTron.
      @TriniTron. 2 роки тому +557

      Saaame!! IT's actually the worst! I feel that sentiment only works for those who died of old age or were terminal

    • @hiiilolol
      @hiiilolol 2 роки тому +306

      really? ive just heard that you should be happy theyre free from suffering but its okay to be sad. which is more reasonable but thats sick

    • @carlainepasicaran2230
      @carlainepasicaran2230 2 роки тому +53

      There was actually a verse about like death is joy something like that I forgot about it but yeah, cause for Christian they will finally see God but you shoudnt be happy because someone is dead but because he/she will finally see God, that would be scary if someone is happy when someone died😂

    • @isaurak6693
      @isaurak6693 2 роки тому +27

      Which is unbiblical ironically smh

    • @Nakia11798
      @Nakia11798 2 роки тому +77

      My response to that growing up was always "so if I get murdered, my sins are forgiven"?

  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz 2 роки тому +37435

    This acting makes me appreciate actual actors so much more please make it stop

    • @heyguys4571
      @heyguys4571 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/a-n7Q4p6mgQ/v-deo.html
      Ultimately...

    • @lunaloo6971
      @lunaloo6971 2 роки тому +644

      the bots omfg

    • @waynetastic1746
      @waynetastic1746 2 роки тому +273

      @@lunaloo6971
      I counted 7 lol

    • @eieiejjr
      @eieiejjr 2 роки тому +349

      Omg there as so many bots

    • @spoon1265
      @spoon1265 2 роки тому +181

      Don't be rude. It's hard finding good child actors these days

  • @sp4c3y
    @sp4c3y 6 місяців тому +194

    2024 guys, we’re almost there!

  • @thescunge.
    @thescunge. 2 роки тому +3696

    One thing I'd like to add after watching the whole movie, is there's a scene where Hunter and Hannah are talking and she tells him both her parents committed suicide, and he responds by saying he completely understands how it feels to lose your parents because even though both his parents are alive, they aren't *living* because they're athiests.

    • @UNIRockLIVE
      @UNIRockLIVE 2 роки тому +38

      Well... I mean... 😂

    • @cupriferouscatalyst3708
      @cupriferouscatalyst3708 2 роки тому +662

      lmfao, that's not even a "be happy your parents are in heaven" moment that's just an "I can't stand the thought of someone ever deserving more sympathy than I at any point so I'm just gonna invalidate your feelings through phrasing" moment.

    • @deborahk6311
      @deborahk6311 2 роки тому +36

      Lmao what???? 😂😂

    • @boilingsoda
      @boilingsoda 2 роки тому +37

      HAHAHA OH MY GOD

    • @blazaybla22
      @blazaybla22 2 роки тому +116

      TBH at first I really thought you were making a joke as like an analogy of explaining how ridiculous it is that they’re pretending they can relate to actual hardships because of dumb shit related to religion and then I realized… no, you’re actually saying that’s a scene in the movie. Fuck.

  • @thechaosofcaffeine
    @thechaosofcaffeine Рік тому +5041

    for an anti-masking movie, they sure do wear a lot more masks than the authority figures

    • @starshiiinebby
      @starshiiinebby Рік тому +114

      Lmao, that's what I was thinking! 😂

    • @mattcottrell3286
      @mattcottrell3286 Рік тому +121

      They couldn’t find anyone who was willing to wear a mask and also be in their movie

    • @ReffaDay
      @ReffaDay Рік тому +3

      Well the politicians that made people wear them did wear them much themselves. Just for tv.

    • @CorporalGrievous93
      @CorporalGrievous93 Рік тому

      @ReffaDay Like all your pro life buddies making their side chicks get abortions?

    • @blue_acid
      @blue_acid Рік тому

      It's meta comentary on the hypocrisy of autorithy figures, of course

  • @thesilenceoftheclams1730
    @thesilenceoftheclams1730 2 роки тому +16795

    as a christian, i find this movie extremely informative and accurate. every day for me is a struggle; i wake up and have to follow the trail of live fish nailed to trees to find my fellow christians. we spend our time in empty rooms with nothing but veggie tales dvds and acoustic guitars (we only have two because guitars have six strings and if we had three sets of six strings it would be 666 and then satan himself would enter our bloodstream directly). we don’t take sips of wine during communion, we take turns drinking each other’s blood from shot glasses to survive. it’s what jesus would have wanted

    • @fozziebean
      @fozziebean 2 роки тому +194

      Bahahaha

    • @beautyinthebook888
      @beautyinthebook888 2 роки тому +479

      Seriously underrated comment

    • @SB-my8fi
      @SB-my8fi 2 роки тому +127

      RoFL! Commentary gold. Great internet etiquette. 😆 🤣 😆 🤣

    • @Ami_yamii
      @Ami_yamii 2 роки тому +43

      I can't! lol

    • @-waqsa
      @-waqsa 2 роки тому +159

      this made me actively snort out of my nose, thank you.

  • @larissa.laisla
    @larissa.laisla 6 місяців тому +61

    Came here to say he was born in 1998, she 2002 and they started dating February 2017, that's BEFORE her 15th birthday

    • @SpaceAce00746
      @SpaceAce00746 3 місяці тому +2

      Gross

    • @jakesuper6447
      @jakesuper6447 3 місяці тому

      14 is legal in Germany

    • @Ziggymario
      @Ziggymario 2 місяці тому +13

      @@jakesuper6447 Legal, not morally ok

    • @OnlyTAS
      @OnlyTAS Місяць тому +4

      ​@@jakesuper6447it's legal to leave shopping cart in the designated disabled parking space, but it's shitty thing to do. *This* is even worse

  • @luigiepic
    @luigiepic 2 роки тому +81056

    as a screenwriter with a lot of writing anxiety, it truly does help to know that at least I’ll never write something worse than this

    • @TheManonCanon
      @TheManonCanon 2 роки тому +2217

      A silver lining 😌

    • @kaylynn4750
      @kaylynn4750 2 роки тому +890

      Oh god, me too!! 😬

    • @lilycheese4
      @lilycheese4 2 роки тому +230

      YES

    • @Tzinacacihuatl
      @Tzinacacihuatl 2 роки тому +1220

      As any type of creative this is, eh.. a godsend 😂
      Why are we insecure when there's people UPLOADING THIS TO AMAZON OMG

    • @exosproudmamabear558
      @exosproudmamabear558 2 роки тому +879

      Dude even wattpad ffs better than this

  • @lm3341
    @lm3341 2 роки тому +7279

    as a german i'm here to tell you that the only realistic thing about this is how they do paperwork instead of organising everything digitally

    • @allaboutflow
      @allaboutflow 2 роки тому +57

      Best comment 😅

    • @shutyfloof
      @shutyfloof 2 роки тому +23

      Yo, ist bzw war die Beziehung zwischen denen nicht eigentlich doch legal, es geht ja ab 14-24 und ab 16-jeder, oder nicht? Also vom Altersunterschied

    • @Wapitikorn77
      @Wapitikorn77 2 роки тому +186

      @@shutyfloof das machts nicht weniger verwerflich

    • @limes_I
      @limes_I 2 роки тому +41

      @@Wapitikorn77 ja i guess wenn er 23 war und sie 17 ist es vllt noch iwie verständlich, aber wenn er 29 ist, dann isses echt nicht cool :v

    • @Crackfee-chan
      @Crackfee-chan 2 роки тому +25

      @@shutyfloof is 18 mit 14 nich illegal zumindest was sex angeht? Wie auch immer wäre trotzem ziemlich verwerflich

  • @quinnzykir
    @quinnzykir 2 роки тому +9384

    I love that the director didn’t even try to memorize his lines. Constantly looking down at his script. Like dude. You wrote this.

    • @Penelope416
      @Penelope416 2 роки тому +252

      Maybe the actor who was supposed to play that character decided to dip out at the last minute because they weren't able to deal with the tom-foolery. lmao.

    • @TheAyanamiRei
      @TheAyanamiRei 2 роки тому +77

      @@Penelope416 Maybe he got COVID and got hospitalized or dead. It's happened before with multiple pastors being all "Anti-Mask! Anti-Vaxx! God will protect me from COVID!"
      Despite Jesus LITERALLY saying it's sinful to put yourself in harm's way purposefully. Which we see when Satan tells Jesus to leap off a tall building so angels will catch him.
      They shouldn't be thanking Jesus, they should be thanking Satan who they TRULY follow

    • @Penelope416
      @Penelope416 2 роки тому +6

      @@TheAyanamiRei Please provide a substantial study showing masks and the vaccines are actually effective at fighting covid aside from the same, "it stops death" even though covid itself has a 99% recovery rate and the vaccines have actually caused several adverse reactions with thousands of people in just The States alone.

    • @kittyunderwood8918
      @kittyunderwood8918 2 роки тому +208

      @@Penelope416 🙄

    • @thecheeseistpuff2694
      @thecheeseistpuff2694 2 роки тому +137

      @@Penelope416 Google it.

  • @41217beingbored
    @41217beingbored 6 місяців тому +96

    I actually makes it a little funnier to realize that their plan to find Christians was literally "Spray and Pray". Like what?

  • @amyofthewood2578
    @amyofthewood2578 2 роки тому +9318

    They got a list of Christians' phone numbers from the police, but the government can't find any Christians? 😂😂😂

    • @apeanutonhawaii9722
      @apeanutonhawaii9722 2 роки тому +526

      These bots are legitimately causing my violent tendencies to act up

    • @maria-vz1ls
      @maria-vz1ls 2 роки тому +50

      @@apeanutonhawaii9722 same

    • @si3916
      @si3916 2 роки тому +6

      LOLL

    • @danielbrown3048
      @danielbrown3048 2 роки тому +55

      @Marfa Yay___🌺 oh shit that means his girlfriend can use this… finally

    • @Merpsicles
      @Merpsicles 2 роки тому +20

      @@apeanutonhawaii9722 Despite the bots, nice Kaeya pfp

  • @cornbone
    @cornbone 2 роки тому +5132

    i love that this guy's idea of what a dystopian world looks like is just fog everywhere

    • @jessethecomet
      @jessethecomet 2 роки тому +33

      💀

    • @yona4121
      @yona4121 2 роки тому +258

      He would literally lose his mind if he was in a hotbox 😭

    • @dissolvedhalcyon
      @dissolvedhalcyon 2 роки тому +38

      Isn't that like half the YA novels version of dystopia?

    • @gargles5270
      @gargles5270 2 роки тому +81

      @@yona4121 he’d accuse them of witchcraft and have them executed

    • @overworkedwarlock94
      @overworkedwarlock94 2 роки тому +69

      Dude would flip if he played Silent Hill.

  • @SnapItsStephanie
    @SnapItsStephanie 2 роки тому +2219

    As a teacher, I really appreciate that they used the who/what/where/when/why/how model to investigate the Christian conspiracy. I’m going to use this as an example when my students ask when they’ll use this in real life.

    • @vv285
      @vv285 2 роки тому +45

      damn, wish i can answer "idk man i didn't read the text" to my school assignments like they did

    • @RR-kz4hq
      @RR-kz4hq 2 роки тому +7

      Thank u for ur service

  • @TjPhysicist
    @TjPhysicist 5 місяців тому +28

    9:15 i feel like the "where were you born" bit was a misunderstanding or misrepresentation of a thing regular movies do and is in fact a thing IRL where paramedics will ask you simple questions like "What's your name" and "who is the president" etc if they think you hit your head or lost consciousness or just otherwise believe they need to test if you're here and not confused etc.

  • @casrrole
    @casrrole Рік тому +13608

    Oh Kurtis is giving this guy WAY too much slack.
    Firstly, he was 19 when he started dating his then 14 year old girlfriend. This was confirmed by an Instagram post he made 9 months before her 18 year old birthday, where he said they celebrated their 3 year anniversary.
    But that’s not the worst of it. This guy is a YOUTH PASTOR.
    Yes.
    He is a YOUTH PASTOR. He worked with teenagers under the age of 18 and that’s how he met his girlfriend.
    Let that sink in.

  • @dubiousdeliquite6641
    @dubiousdeliquite6641 2 роки тому +16903

    I like how they treat the time difference of 2020 to 2025 as if its like 5 generations of humans when its literally just 5 years

    • @damienearl8302
      @damienearl8302 2 роки тому +1

      Not only that, but production probably started from somewhere between mid 2020 to mid 2021 at the latest...so at most, they had a little over one year of not being able to go to parties, and they saw it as:
      "It's been five years, the cities have collapsed, the US government shifted power to a ruthless dictator, and all Christians must remain in hiding lest they be whipped at the unholy stable..."

    • @crystalgemstv4609
      @crystalgemstv4609 2 роки тому +962

      They couldn’t make it any bigger because they knew damn well the pandemic wasn’t gonna last that long.

    • @ciphergacha9100
      @ciphergacha9100 2 роки тому +433

      @@crystalgemstv4609 that was quite fucking optimistic of them

    • @SuzER08
      @SuzER08 Рік тому +531

      yeah I especially feel like everyone just glossed over "world language developed"...like,, in the course of just 5 years somehow everyone in the world speaks the same language?

    • @roseaeries
      @roseaeries Рік тому +406

      Every year matters when you date children.

  • @a24396
    @a24396 Рік тому +14588

    Can we all agree that "give it up for the bride and groomer" is some award worthy commenting?

    • @supersmashseandx1991
      @supersmashseandx1991 Рік тому +351

      I couldn't come up with something that good if I had a perfect insult machine

    • @fuzzymelon1261
      @fuzzymelon1261 Рік тому +302

      im 18 and im still dealing with extreme emotional distress from highschool. there is no way she is mature enought to marry

    • @_gay_grim_
      @_gay_grim_ Рік тому +242

      ​@@fuzzymelon1261 and she was fourteen when they started and at the youngest he was 22, man is a whole on p;é:d;ō

    • @Jeeves-ye6yy
      @Jeeves-ye6yy Рік тому +14

      @@fuzzymelon1261 or it could be that you aren't emotionally stable for that and she was cause people are different. Besides here being 18 ain't the issue it's that she was 14 when the dude first started grooming her

    • @GaileyGarcia
      @GaileyGarcia Рік тому +105

      ​@@Jeeves-ye6yy18 still is weird like freshly 18

  • @tornado4588
    @tornado4588 5 місяців тому +82

    This pisses me off they act like they are being persecuted while they actively persecute other people

    • @ethandollarhide7943
      @ethandollarhide7943 5 місяців тому +19

      And then try to deny that they do that.

    • @tornado4588
      @tornado4588 5 місяців тому +6

      @@ethandollarhide7943 yep :/

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga 5 місяців тому +1

      My Christian family disowns these people.

    • @spidey5558
      @spidey5558 5 місяців тому

      Like Trans people!

    • @ethandollarhide7943
      @ethandollarhide7943 5 місяців тому +8

      ​@@spidey5558The difference is: Trans are actually a marginalized group. Heck, I literally checked what was the most marginalized group in existence recently and Trans People were number 1 in every single article I checked.

  • @felixia9558
    @felixia9558 2 роки тому +5851

    them laughing about covid "doing nothing" to people was so fucking vile, slap to the face of everyone who got sick, got lasting effets or died

    • @captaincaspian42
      @captaincaspian42 2 роки тому +459

      as someone whose great aunt has died, my grandpa who died much faster from a compromised immune system, and my grandma who recently got diagnosed with covid, I hate people who says it doesn't affect people. My sister is home for the second week in a row after another kid in her class got a positive diagnosis. "bUt We CaN't Go To ResTaUrAnTs NoW-" ...those idiots.

    • @laurapitt4822
      @laurapitt4822 2 роки тому +76

      @@captaincaspian42 idk anyone complaining about not being able to go to restaurants... 😬 Maybe it's an American thing..

    • @Bonnie-lo3zh
      @Bonnie-lo3zh 2 роки тому +175

      @@laurapitt4822 trust me , I’m from Ontario Canada and a lot of young people here don’t give a cr*p. I lost some friends because of how messed up I learned some of their morals were.

    • @orangeismyfavoritecolor
      @orangeismyfavoritecolor 2 роки тому +8

      @@Bonnie-lo3zh Why’d you censor “crap” hahah

    • @Princeomishore
      @Princeomishore 2 роки тому +37

      @@Bonnie-lo3zh also from Ontario Canada and I know a few people like that as well sadly.... Unfortunately their are idiots everywhere in the world.

  • @AVspectre
    @AVspectre 2 роки тому +6721

    I like that the movie is supposed to take place in a world of communism but they chose to use red spreading around the world to depict Christianity spreading.

    • @mystery1317
      @mystery1317 2 роки тому +186

      I was literally about to comment this exact thing because it was hilarious 😂

    • @jamaaldagreatest2748
      @jamaaldagreatest2748 2 роки тому +77

      So glad I wasn't tripping 😂

    • @djjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
      @djjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj 2 роки тому +48

      A spectre is haunting europe

    • @starlessfae
      @starlessfae 2 роки тому +72

      @@djjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj the spectre of communism

    • @starblaiz1986
      @starblaiz1986 2 роки тому +74

      You seem to forget - Christians have an immunity to irony XD

  • @Clarissa02766
    @Clarissa02766 2 роки тому +2765

    I would just like to add that “The Fish” symbol thing was supposed to be done like in tandem with another person. From what I understand back in the day if you met a person traveling you’d draw the first line of the fish. If they finished the fish it would show they were Christian. If they didn’t they weren’t Christian but you didn’t out yourself. So going around drawing random completed fishes just does nothing and isn’t even accurate to how the symbol is supposed to be used 🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @jaxintheboxoxo
      @jaxintheboxoxo 2 роки тому +352

      Exactly! I believe it was specifically was used in the Roman Empire around the time of Caesar Nero who actually persecuted Christians. But yknow, real persecution, not whatever this movie was complaining about

    • @brennagera9029
      @brennagera9029 2 роки тому +101

      Yeah I had the same thought! Like dude put half circles everywhere and see who completes it ya know? They must be bad Christians not knowing how it works 😂

    • @Mike90317
      @Mike90317 2 роки тому +1

      @@cofilamua2578 jajajaaj, very holy.

    • @hope1575
      @hope1575 2 роки тому +35

      It was a myth in the first place. There's no early evidence of the fish ever having been used as a Christian symbol, only stories from centuries later. It's just another way for them to feed their persecution narrative and feel badass somehow. Kinda like an ancient "war on Christmas" thing lol.

    • @galaxyraen
      @galaxyraen 2 роки тому +5

      they did do that a few times in the "movie" but it's so poorly written it doesn't even matter lol

  • @manofthesnails
    @manofthesnails 5 місяців тому +76

    "ministry of properganda" has permanently added itself to my echolalia roster

  • @AndrewAmbrose
    @AndrewAmbrose 9 місяців тому +8449

    Why did the groomer slide across the hood of a car?
    To get arrested on the other side.

    • @jasminetheunissen
      @jasminetheunissen 7 місяців тому +92

      BAHAHHA HELP I VGSDFWKUMYJ;LDW;

    • @Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbebb
      @Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbebb 7 місяців тому

      @@jasminetheunissensomeone get her help.

    • @Jelid_Official
      @Jelid_Official 7 місяців тому +184

      ☝️ I think you made that guy have a seizure

    • @cassidyreid5059
      @cassidyreid5059 7 місяців тому +23

      Heheheheh, that's a good one

    • @sabsain2399
      @sabsain2399 7 місяців тому +26

      @@jasminetheunissen same bro, same

  • @r0ckin.r0byn
    @r0ckin.r0byn 2 роки тому +7805

    Its funny how people like this worship someone who was tortured and died for them yet you ask them to bear the slightest bit of inconvenience for the safety of others and they throw a fit

    • @jojo-he5gj
      @jojo-he5gj 2 роки тому +290

      GOT EM

    • @spencerthestupidsamurai7326
      @spencerthestupidsamurai7326 2 роки тому +630

      It just pisses me off, if I had to wear a mask for the rest of my life so that no one else had to, I would.

    • @ummm6068
      @ummm6068 2 роки тому +46

      THIS

    • @ghoulishtoad
      @ghoulishtoad 2 роки тому +470

      Jesus would wear 27 masks if he had to.

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 2 роки тому +433

      Jesus literally walked up to lepers and cured them. Jesus wouldn't want people to die of disease, especially if it was preventable

  • @Just-For-Fin
    @Just-For-Fin 2 роки тому +24849

    "The bride and groomer" Literally made me laugh way too hard, that was just *chef's kiss*

  • @daleksec01
    @daleksec01 4 місяці тому +21

    I like to imagine one pregnant government employee is going "wtf? where did my list of baby names go?"

  • @andrewsoon8062
    @andrewsoon8062 2 роки тому +4415

    It's weird how the police aren't wearing masks. Were those anti-mask actors too proud to do a mask-wearing role?

    • @HelloHamburger
      @HelloHamburger 2 роки тому +180

      Probably, “f storytelling or protecting others, we are going to do what we want.”

    • @kuhntzzz
      @kuhntzzz 2 роки тому +168

      anyone they employed for this probably all share the same values, and i wouldnt be surprised if the police actors claimed they couldnt breathe in a "muzzle" so they refused to wear a mask even if for a simple role and easy money LOL

    • @GonzoCiosain
      @GonzoCiosain 2 роки тому +101

      I'm in a region where the virus is completely out of control, cases are sky high, hospitals are overwhelmed, and hardly anyone is vaccinated due to getting their news from bullshit on social media, but masks are still required most places. The cops here mostly don't wear masks. It's literally the only accurate part of this piece of shit movie.

    • @walexander8378
      @walexander8378 2 роки тому +34

      I think they're trying to say the government doesn't follow its own rules. Which has been quite true during the pandemic especially with cops and politicians like Boris in the UK and Gavin in California.

    • @andrewsoon8062
      @andrewsoon8062 2 роки тому +128

      @@walexander8378 Did they have the intelligence to intentionally put the irony there though?

  • @tedros6917
    @tedros6917 2 роки тому +2184

    When I watch a bad movie, I usually question if the director ever made a movie before. With this one I'm questioning if the director has ever *seen* a movie before

    • @RusticRonnie
      @RusticRonnie 2 роки тому +29

      I wonder if he’s ever seen a video.

    • @greg63822
      @greg63822 2 роки тому +19

      @@RusticRonnie I wonder if he’s ever seen a gif before

    • @GavinFromWeb
      @GavinFromWeb 2 роки тому +17

      @@greg63822 I wonder if he’s ever seen a photo before

    • @SN-vn6wb
      @SN-vn6wb 2 роки тому +16

      @@GavinFromWeb I wonder if he's seen technology before

    • @quitted7276
      @quitted7276 2 роки тому +14

      @@SN-vn6wb I wonder if he's ever seen before

  • @gingergamer3270
    @gingergamer3270 2 роки тому +29522

    "bride and groomer" "she's young and impressionable" Kurtis is on fire in this video

    • @akajulzzz
      @akajulzzz 2 роки тому +1658

      the "i guess instead of covid-19, it's covid-18....... finally" took me out 💀💀💀

    • @Nikkisowner0
      @Nikkisowner0 2 роки тому +75

      Gonna start using this

    • @dawnofdanielle7066
      @dawnofdanielle7066 2 роки тому +302

      Just like the groomer will be when he gets sent straight down to hell 😱

    • @FoxgloveFlower
      @FoxgloveFlower 2 роки тому +523

      “Sorry got kidnapped by a ninja! He was really nice though - He had an appropriately aged wife, it was great

    • @myself6629
      @myself6629 2 роки тому +54

      "the freshman f*ck boy" [insert other context]

  • @Chylord
    @Chylord 5 місяців тому +29

    my mom genuinely watched this movie (huge christian) and was trying to convice my brothers and i that this was gonna be the state of the world in 2025, she still parrots that to this day

    • @timo4463
      @timo4463 4 місяці тому +10

      its quite funny how those people call everyone else a sheep that gets played
      like no you get played like a fiddle by the people you "love"

    • @jacksonhopp2003
      @jacksonhopp2003 22 дні тому

      @@Chylord I’m am genuinely so sorry for you, man.

  • @miss-laea
    @miss-laea 2 роки тому +67713

    You know you’re privileged when you need to create an alternate reality in order to make it seem like you experience any hardships at all

    • @bibibobi
      @bibibobi 2 роки тому +3247

      that’s exactly it 😭

    • @HAYAOLEONE
      @HAYAOLEONE 2 роки тому +213

      You seem to know a lot about hardships..

    • @Flareontoast
      @Flareontoast 2 роки тому +812

      The thing is there ARE places where Christians are struggling or even persecuted. Not many anymore but it does happen. Except it doesn't happen to white rich people in Central Europe or the USA. And so them making up an alternate reality just so their privileged asses can have their persecution fantasies is just even more embarrassing. Like. Their views are so narrow that all they can ever think of is making up big apocalyptic scenarios that focus on white Christians specifically

    • @darcy6698
      @darcy6698 2 роки тому +82

      🙏🙏🙏

    • @evergarden8592
      @evergarden8592 2 роки тому +2426

      @@Italiangent having Netflix doesn't make you privileged lmao 💀

  • @rosalierowan
    @rosalierowan 2 роки тому +4315

    The “Covid-18…finally” joke was so freaking clever I can’t

    • @haydenh3015
      @haydenh3015 2 роки тому +59

      I sat here for a good 45 seconds with the video paused trying to figure it out before I finally got it

    • @hiasyed7610
      @hiasyed7610 2 роки тому +108

      @BerryBits the movie guy's wife was 18 when he married her

    • @noamartinez2478
      @noamartinez2478 2 роки тому +72

      @BerryBits he started the caption with “finally 18 🤩” and he was like “covid-18…finally!”

    • @gustavoclarindo101
      @gustavoclarindo101 2 роки тому +1

      I didn't get that until the last 18 joke at the end of the video🤣🤣

    • @JustineAshton
      @JustineAshton 2 роки тому +8

      I read this before he said it and was like “wait how is that funny?…” but in context it’s incredible lmao

  • @strawbotomy
    @strawbotomy 2 роки тому +7321

    This movie plays out like one of those films that you get forced to make in school where everyone gives the bare minimum effort

  • @RicardoLuciano-q5z
    @RicardoLuciano-q5z Місяць тому +26

    It's really ironic how this film is titled 2025 and is about oppression against Christians
    And Project 2025 is pretty much oppression by Christians

    • @unrecognizedtalent3432
      @unrecognizedtalent3432 Місяць тому +2

      Oh, the irony!!

    • @MohamedAlíSeineldín-1933
      @MohamedAlíSeineldín-1933 Місяць тому

      Why? is the movie related to project 2025? and we dont oppress.

    • @ethandollarhide7943
      @ethandollarhide7943 Місяць тому +2

      ​@@MohamedAlíSeineldín-1933You don't oppress? Bro, you're the most oppressive group of people to ever exist. You've denied rights to everyone from Women to LGBTQ people. Your ideology was the biggest cause of slavery in many places. Y'all were very happy with Segregation to the point that y'all said people like Dr. King weren't True Christians for fighting against it. MAGA Christian Nationalists have admitted that their main goal is to criminalize anybody that isn't a Christian. You destroyed entire cultures by forcing them into Christianity. You're Oppressors. Period.

    • @Matt-in8qj
      @Matt-in8qj 28 днів тому

      I don’t see the irony in this. The movie is just to make Christian’s look like fools, and the project 2025 is by republicans not Christians

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 18 днів тому +3

      @MohamedAlíSeineldín-1933
      "We don't oppress"? Bro, read some history. You know, about stuff like the crusades, inquisition, colonialism, slavery? Christians have definitely oppressed people.

  • @iiitsRachel
    @iiitsRachel 2 роки тому +8438

    "what would Jesus do? idk, but he wouldn't make this fuckin movie" is a fantastic critique of a film

    • @pugisolation
      @pugisolation 2 роки тому +304

      He also wouldn't groom a child

    • @boredoutofmymind.9685
      @boredoutofmymind.9685 2 роки тому +85

      he really wouldn’t though 💀

    • @danix4883
      @danix4883 2 роки тому +193

      A lot of people forget that Jesus was all about helping people, if he saw this shit, Jesus would be laughing tbh

    • @nomisunrider6472
      @nomisunrider6472 2 роки тому +120

      Probably heal the sick and preach against going to church while the pandemic is on.
      No joke, there's a Bible verse where Jesus says that people who pray in public are hypocrites who are simply performing for their fellow man and true believers should pray quietly at home. I had quite a few Christian friends and family wielding that verse against people who were going to church purely to demonstrate how "faithful" they were to others.

    • @alisha8099
      @alisha8099 9 місяців тому

      Viruses are great mother Nature's immune system,
      desperately trying to get rid of her parasites.
      And what are the parasites doing ?!
      They invent vaccines to disrespect her further!!
      Humanity is disgusting...

  • @naanbiryawni
    @naanbiryawni 2 роки тому +7159

    "bride and groomer" "young and impressionable" "appropriately aged wife" KURTIS YOU'RE KILLING ME 😭😭😭😭

    • @joeyjoe292
      @joeyjoe292 2 роки тому +392

      “covid-18, finally” 😂😂

    • @lindamukarakate7511
      @lindamukarakate7511 2 роки тому +101

      this is "life paragraph" erasure

    • @sleepyclowns
      @sleepyclowns 2 роки тому +121

      I absolutely LOVE that there was absolutely no victim blaming in this video too, oh man is it refreshing. fucking love Kurtis, it's the bare minimum but everything he does adds up

    • @a3u132
      @a3u132 2 роки тому +87

      "1 out of 18 year old wives" sent me

    • @chayden153
      @chayden153 2 роки тому +47

      "bride and groomer" was a top tier quote

  • @htm5814
    @htm5814 2 роки тому +2693

    If we could develop and adopt a global language in less than 5 years that’d be crazy impressive

    • @peachtea7269
      @peachtea7269 2 роки тому +78

      I'd be very impressed

    • @cool-zd3ev
      @cool-zd3ev 2 роки тому +124

      it sounds like it would also be awesome and very useful

    • @susannam3923
      @susannam3923 2 роки тому +134

      I feel like them using english despite it being set in germany implies that english is the new global language right?

    • @efox9707
      @efox9707 2 роки тому +186

      also if travel is illegal what's the point of a global language?!

    • @ghoulishtoad
      @ghoulishtoad 2 роки тому +23

      @@susannam3923 Shit i didnt even think of that

  • @ethankong-p9m
    @ethankong-p9m 4 місяці тому +43

    I think it's funny how the synopisis says that "communism is all over the place". Like Communism is some drug or disease. It also doesn't help that the movie never even mentions communism so it sounds like they used it becauase "it was bawd".

    • @ethandollarhide7943
      @ethandollarhide7943 4 місяці тому +4

      Communism: Anything Conservative Christians don't like.

    • @timo4463
      @timo4463 4 місяці тому +2

      @@ethandollarhide7943 jup same as woke
      education in evolution? thats woke!
      2 Girl kissing woke!
      Vaccines (yes someoen sadi that to me) woke!

    • @ethandollarhide7943
      @ethandollarhide7943 4 місяці тому +3

      @@timo4463 I'm literally had somebody say that the movie Happy Feet is Woke because the Penguins aren't Christians.

    • @timo4463
      @timo4463 4 місяці тому

      @@ethandollarhide7943 thats funny :D
      but damn my comment is gone :(

  • @wavecityfox7900
    @wavecityfox7900 2 роки тому +16325

    This whole Christian persecution thing is starting to feel like a kink

    • @silverdrag0n_
      @silverdrag0n_ 2 роки тому +1275

      r/Persecutionfetish

    • @artegusdraws8759
      @artegusdraws8759 2 роки тому +96

      Oh yeah

    • @daniellagomez2931
      @daniellagomez2931 2 роки тому +325

      In this movie, for sure. But it is an unfortunate reality in other parts of the world. Especially the Middle East. I have many friends who were Christian, gay or both that had to flee because they were constantly being hate crimed and they needed to flee to save their lives. Persecution is not funny and shouldn’t be taken as a joke. The fact that you wouldn’t say that for other religions also says a lot.

    • @leeneedsfriends6750
      @leeneedsfriends6750 2 роки тому +1131

      @@daniellagomez2931 But the thing is this film - which the comment is about- and many of the people who spread this christian persecution msg are in the western world. Persecution isn't funny but neither is pretending to be marginalised when you're in a country where the majority of the country is of the same religion as you. In some middle-east countries, yes, there is persecution for those who aren't muslim but the comment wasn't about that.

    • @daniellagomez2931
      @daniellagomez2931 2 роки тому +86

      @@leeneedsfriends6750 thats precisely my point. I did acknowledge the fact that this movie features people pretending to be marginalized and thats terrible. But this comment was general and that includes Christian’s speaking up against persecution for all the right reasons. Life in North America is not the reality for other parts of the world. Also just because there are a lot of Christian’s in North America doesn’t mean that things do not happen to Christians here either. There is a lot more nuance to this situation

  • @samanthawhittle1678
    @samanthawhittle1678 2 роки тому +3090

    This movie's execution is like if Neil Breen's films replaced his whimsy and genuine-if-misguided efforts for artistic cinema with an intensive desire to role play being oppressed

    • @fish_toes
      @fish_toes 2 роки тому +29

      Yo 💀

    • @Mama_Bear524
      @Mama_Bear524 2 роки тому +17

      So true 😂

    • @NellieCollier
      @NellieCollier 2 роки тому +54

      You fucking nailed it damn

    • @luver3
      @luver3 2 роки тому +80

      He's Neil Breen's evil, twisted, scarily Christian twin.

    • @sqoishicasette
      @sqoishicasette 2 роки тому +27

      I'd watch Neil over him anyday 😂

  • @tonystarksanxieties
    @tonystarksanxieties 2 роки тому +4816

    Out here making a movie about fictional christian persecution while grooming a minor. Gotta love the priorities.

    • @fetchmetheboltcutters
      @fetchmetheboltcutters 2 роки тому +281

      I almost had a panic attack cause I thought u ment Kurtis was grooming a minor and I got scared and looked up “Kurtis conner grooming accusations” and all that came up was facial hair stuff then I realized I miss read your comment 😭

    • @sashiloo
      @sashiloo 2 роки тому +148

      @@fetchmetheboltcutters Bro 💀💀💀 that’s so funny ngl

    • @tonystarksanxieties
      @tonystarksanxieties 2 роки тому +60

      @@fetchmetheboltcutters oh nooo 😂🙈

    • @ru7931
      @ru7931 2 роки тому +3

      Im pretty sure that his actions are legal as long as they didnt start dating before tha age of 16

    • @tonystarksanxieties
      @tonystarksanxieties 2 роки тому +111

      @@ru7931 just because it's legal, doesn't make it right :)

  • @tn_xe
    @tn_xe Місяць тому +11

    16:07 the stuffed animal in the back 😭😭 I’m pretty sure this is actually just one of the actors actual rooms

  • @teddyawesome5197
    @teddyawesome5197 2 роки тому +5812

    I love how the whole world being communist actually never had a role in the plot, like the director just wanted to make the worst possible world he could think of and he was like "oh let's just add some communism in there"

    • @brandealda5868
      @brandealda5868 2 роки тому +570

      In fact, there was blatantly anti-communist parts such as the state, having police, and only Christianity being banned. Marx was anti-religion as a whole. The movie depicts an authoritarian world, not a communist world.

    • @silsil.
      @silsil. Рік тому +330

      Its so funny becouse my friend who is religious called one of my other friend "communist" just becouse she wasn't gonna vote for some shitty president on the next election. Theyy love using that Word for the people who arent like them. Even tho iam talkin about a difderent religion right now.

    • @cupcakejack7375
      @cupcakejack7375 Рік тому +191

      Some communism for flavor

    • @honeybaby51
      @honeybaby51 Рік тому +90

      @@cupcakejack7375 That's a spicy Bolshevik😂

    • @LucianCanad
      @LucianCanad Рік тому +16

      @@silsil. Are you Brazilian, per chance?

  • @frapiichino
    @frapiichino Рік тому +3884

    As someone who wants to go into acting, I've always been scared that I'll do horrible. But now I feel confident, because no matter what, I'll never be as bad as these people

    • @jahnaviraman5411
      @jahnaviraman5411 Рік тому +7

      SAMEE

    • @sunomeii
      @sunomeii Рік тому

      FR

    • @Pavibelleza
      @Pavibelleza Рік тому +1

      Felt 😂

    • @gamertrask9153
      @gamertrask9153 Рік тому

      Same bro same.

    • @mistersudz102
      @mistersudz102 Рік тому +32

      Who cares if you’re horrible. Just try it out and have fun. Worst that could happen is you suck and then have something to improve on….
      Best case scenario you’re incredible and become the next giant star 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @AnarchicKhajiit
    @AnarchicKhajiit Рік тому +2631

    It makes sense that the dude would basically publicly admit to dating a 14 year old when he clearly has this much of a persecution fetish.

    • @theemeraldiris6702
      @theemeraldiris6702 Рік тому +164

      Oh, you can date someone of the same sex just fine, but when I date a 14 year old girl everyone goes buck wild, so much for the tolerant left!!!! 😡😡😡

    • @gesublica
      @gesublica Рік тому

      Don’t agree with same sex attraction, but I think both sides look down on blatant pedophelia. If you are serious about that then you are disgusting

    • @joker6558
      @joker6558 Рік тому +63

      @@theemeraldiris6702lol, sarcasm right?

    • @tiredspudguy6835
      @tiredspudguy6835 Рік тому +21

      @@theemeraldiris6702 And for today's gold medalist in the "Self Report Olympics"...

    • @gregorymirabella1423
      @gregorymirabella1423 Рік тому +82

      @@tiredspudguy6835 it was sarcasm.

  • @lulufan100
    @lulufan100 Рік тому +6114

    Can someone explain the mental gymnastics it takes to go from, "wear a mask when you go outside and stand 6 ft away from people" to "it's a war on Christianity"? In the states, religious meetings were limited for a while, but they weren't outright banned. Like what, is one of the 10 Commandments "Thou shalt spread the virus"? It's really upsetting how they make social distancing sound like an actual event that's way more serious and led to deaths instead of trying to prevent them

    • @RescueGoat
      @RescueGoat Рік тому +668

      I passed a grafitti today that said "Wearing masks now is what shouting "Heil Hitler" was back then." Some people have seriously deranged views on covid restrictions...

    • @strayiggytv
      @strayiggytv Рік тому +378

      When you've spent your entire life being cow towed too even the slightest restriction feels like an attack.

    • @kate_alt
      @kate_alt Рік тому +61

      @@strayiggytv basically

    • @miz_logo_lee
      @miz_logo_lee Рік тому +23

      It’s like the gateway drug to knowledge and logic I guess.

    • @vylbird8014
      @vylbird8014 Рік тому +316

      It's mockingly called the 'christian persecution complex,' but there's a bit more to it than that. Christianity is a religion born in persecution, and has some theological adaptations reflecting that. A veneration of martyrs. A strong belief that holding to the faith in times of hardship will be rewarded. An adversarial relationship to non-believers. To be persecuted is to experience a moral authority. All of which is a problem in countries where Christianity is both the majority religion and politically dominant, like the US: How can you experience the virtue of persecution when your faction is in charge of everything? The Christian persecution complex is the answer to that: If you're not being persecuted enough, then you can either imagine or provoke it. Either make up conspiracy stories in which every tiny slight against your religion's authority is an act of persecution ("Wah, the town council refuses to erect monument to the ten commandments on state land, we're being oppressed!") or push the limits of what your religion is allowed in order to get some of that sweet, sweet persecution ("Wah, the state is forcing Christian businesses to close because we refuse to serve the icky sinner gay couples!")
      Either way, the Christian gets to claim the moral high ground and that special favor of God that is reserved for those who hold the faith even when the world is against them.

  • @rascallypanda
    @rascallypanda 2 роки тому +5924

    Kurtis: "Lets add 100 sins"
    Kurtis in editing: *times by 100*
    Everyone watching: "You're god dam right"

    • @ventii_kun
      @ventii_kun 2 роки тому +87

      *Kurtis would be good at Cinemasins [Ding!🛎]*

    • @hemaliarora5673
      @hemaliarora5673 2 роки тому +46

      I was looking for this comment

    • @vv285
      @vv285 2 роки тому +37

      "as he should."

    • @SilverSpade_
      @SilverSpade_ 2 роки тому +5

      I was about to comment this too

    • @dense2506
      @dense2506 2 роки тому +13

      i didn't even notice that i was just like "seems about right" and moved on 😭

  • @DasKongLP
    @DasKongLP 2 роки тому +3011

    The fun part is, during lockdowns in germany, where this movie was produced, the one thing that remained open the whole time were churches. The last thing that would happen is christianity being illegal. There’s actually a huge controversy about this. People wondered why they were advised not to meet others in general but the church gets an “Extrawurst” and remained open nonetheless.

    • @soph3085
      @soph3085 2 роки тому +46

      STIMMT

    • @Thejordanenthusiast
      @Thejordanenthusiast 2 роки тому +136

      Maybe the Conservative Christians here in the U.S. need to go to Germany then, because they’re whining about being “targeted by the liberal government” during the pandemic despite all other religious places of worship (Mosques, Temples, etc) being closed for a time being.

    • @frandoe6355
      @frandoe6355 2 роки тому +110

      It’s like the people who are against vaccines taking on the Star of David ON THEIR OWN WILL and making themselves a comparison to Jews who were forced to wear them and killed. Those people just love to be the victims.

    • @JinMeowsoon
      @JinMeowsoon 2 роки тому +65

      @@frandoe6355 Martyrdom is so ingrained in Christianity, they just get these martyr boners and feel entitled to crusading everyone who tell them “no”.

    • @toluabodunrin4941
      @toluabodunrin4941 2 роки тому +12

      My church actually stayed closed during the early stages and the whole of 2020 but I do get your point here

  • @silas-whatever
    @silas-whatever 5 місяців тому +22

    I think the dumbest thing about this movie (which is Saying Something), is that
    COVID started in 2020
    The movie is set in 2025
    You mean to tell me that in *five years*, ALL of humanity created a GLOBAL LANGUAGE, managed to completely eradicate Christianity (and presumably all other religions given that we dont actually see any of them in the movie but then, this movie isn't great at showing, not telling), created a worldwide spread of communism, and managed to get EVERY PERSON ON EARTH except for like these three people to wear masks and stay home?
    Oh, and that, in FIVE YEARS, every person on Earth just completely forgot all about Christianity? Like if you're going to fake martyr yourself to impress your teenage bride you should probably, I don't know, set your God awful movie sometime in the 2400s or something?

    • @Phisilon
      @Phisilon 4 місяці тому +8

      I think the only thing this is SLIGHTLY possible is creating a world language. I mean you could just get all the governments to speak toki pona or just create a simple language. But getting everyone to speak the language is insanely hard to do.

    • @jacksonhopp2003
      @jacksonhopp2003 22 дні тому +1

      And let’s not forget that governments have laws, regulations, and protocols against banning religions. Much less one that is as big as Christianity.
      One does not simply have religion, especially the biggest religious majorities of all time, banned in the snap of a finger. Much less in 5 years flat.

  • @historiamagistra9589
    @historiamagistra9589 2 роки тому +7398

    As a German myself, this dude's amazingly strong German accent coupled with the bad acting had me rolling.

    • @Brunette_2005
      @Brunette_2005 2 роки тому

      Sauerkraut

    • @zilbal2367
      @zilbal2367 2 роки тому +312

      The fucking accent killed me

    • @nat.66
      @nat.66 2 роки тому +163

      Was trying to figure out why the accent sounded so familiar to me😐

    • @BrattiBunni
      @BrattiBunni 2 роки тому +40

      They clearly have bad english

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 2 роки тому +46

      He’s not angry sounding enough to be a real fake German accent

  • @harperreese264
    @harperreese264 2 роки тому +6413

    Fucking love that the guy has to research what Christianity is despite the movie taking place less than four years after Christianity was banned

    • @harperreese264
      @harperreese264 2 роки тому +78

      @Bob Bob No fuckin clue mate

    • @ry1792
      @ry1792 2 роки тому +267

      @Bob Bob The difference being not everyone was aware of CHAZ in the first place and not everyone is from the U.S or aware of the things happening in the U.S. However, most people will know what Christianity is seeing as it has been around for thousands of years and is one of the largest religions in the world. Ya know, with billions of believers. So it’s kind of amusing to think a person would suddenly not know what Christianity is after only a few years of it being banned considering how widespread and well known it is.

    • @harperreese264
      @harperreese264 2 роки тому +164

      @Bob Bob CHAZ has existed for a few years. Christianity has existed for centuries, and many cultural touchstones are built upon it.
      Also I’m not “talking smack”, the people I’m talking about are fictional characters.

    • @harperreese264
      @harperreese264 2 роки тому +76

      @Bob Bob Ok

    • @neoagent3
      @neoagent3 2 роки тому +120

      @Bob Bob dawg
      some people aren't from the US or are aware of what's happening in the US.. im european, so, obviously i wouldn't have known either. you have to realize that different countries exist

  • @loopha
    @loopha 2 роки тому +3112

    I specially loved how he is explaining christianity to the police as if this was some event that happened millions of years ago yet it had only been 5 years since 2020

    • @meghanmccrary9317
      @meghanmccrary9317 2 роки тому +103

      that’s what is driving me the most nuts

    • @cabin_quilt
      @cabin_quilt 2 роки тому +209

      literally three years from now everyone forgets everything about one of the world's largest religions lmaoo

    • @imagarammain6480
      @imagarammain6480 2 роки тому +16

      @@cabin_quilt I sense a comment war coming in the future💀💀

    • @hiccubs
      @hiccubs 2 роки тому +12

      Ah yes, 2022 just started and I still remember 5 years ago when 2020 happened 😢

    • @TheArchsage74
      @TheArchsage74 2 роки тому +30

      @@hiccubs The movie takes place in 2025

  • @toadstoolsandtaverns
    @toadstoolsandtaverns 3 місяці тому +13

    The “arrested, tortured, and killed” line reminds me of John Mulaney’s “new in town” joke, why not *lead* with the fact that your friend died

  • @passtheboxfox5374
    @passtheboxfox5374 2 роки тому +6947

    The reasoning for Christians being oppressed wasn't even explained. Rating this movie "finally 18" out of 10000000

    • @Laura-gd4ku
      @Laura-gd4ku 2 роки тому +190

      Doesn’t matter it’s communism

    • @Shrimpyfellow
      @Shrimpyfellow 2 роки тому +45

      Best comment

    • @nomoretwitterhandles
      @nomoretwitterhandles 2 роки тому +151

      LMFAO with the "finally 18" part

    • @larkspur1517
      @larkspur1517 2 роки тому +166

      also love how they're trying to make christians look oppressed when in reality they're more likely to be the opressors
      btw, what about jewish, muslims, and literally every other religion in this movie?

    • @passtheboxfox5374
      @passtheboxfox5374 2 роки тому +17

      @@larkspur1517 bruh tell me about it

  • @cs39876
    @cs39876 2 роки тому +4355

    "I will bring it to the masses urgently"
    "Ok, sounds good"
    WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

    • @magnetsonfridges
      @magnetsonfridges 2 роки тому +10

      STOPPPG I KNOW RIGHT

    • @Hooked_on_britney99
      @Hooked_on_britney99 2 роки тому +43

      She definitely didn’t mean to say masses but just went with it 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @magej1
      @magej1 2 роки тому

      @Quark yes i agree

    • @soophiee4400
      @soophiee4400 2 роки тому +24

      @Quark I belive people can be any religion they want as long as there not hurting anyone

    • @beafraid2951
      @beafraid2951 2 роки тому +10

      @Quark yeah you're not Kurt's target audience. You can leave 🤗

  • @timg2727
    @timg2727 2 роки тому +4999

    The fact that the guy is wearing a mask while he's using the spray paint at 6:20 without a hint of irony is just perfect.

    • @SherrifOfNottingham
      @SherrifOfNottingham 2 роки тому +1

      the entire idea of facemasks being used to oppress people is absolutely hysterical honestly, china was literally trying to ban facemasks during the hong kong protests, because face masks are ways of concealing your identity.

    • @LucaBunny.
      @LucaBunny. 2 роки тому +87

      Bruh I didn’t notice! 🤣

    • @gayjayy
      @gayjayy 2 роки тому +3

      Also the police not wearing a mask in this dystopian "WEAR YOUR MASK OR GO TO JAIL OR DIE!" universe...
      But hey, they got one thing right. Police don't follow the laws.

    • @atraxisdarkstar
      @atraxisdarkstar 2 роки тому +338

      "Sure wouldn't want to get a dangerous aerosol in my lungs!"

    • @inuzuka00
      @inuzuka00 2 роки тому +12

      @@atraxisdarkstar Isn't it to not be recognized in case anyone saw them?

  • @The-Worm-Lord
    @The-Worm-Lord 6 місяців тому +21

    The lifelessness in this movie makes feels like a video presentation that you had to make for school

  • @kyleeolsen1728
    @kyleeolsen1728 2 роки тому +628

    He doesn’t need to stay six feet away for COVID, he’s already got an order from the government to stay 50 feet away from schools & parks

  • @jjberg83
    @jjberg83 2 роки тому +3911

    The Christian Persecution-Industrial Complex is the gift that keeps on giving.

    • @themusicaljunkie37
      @themusicaljunkie37 2 роки тому +248

      They live in an alternate reality. Idk how Christianity can be banned when 98 percent of our elected officials are Christian and over 60 percent of the country is also that.

    • @wonderbookk
      @wonderbookk 2 роки тому +196

      @@themusicaljunkie37 they just want to be oppressed so bad

    • @24601InspectorJavert
      @24601InspectorJavert 2 роки тому +8

      I've never seen those two things hyphend together before, big fan.

    • @sheluvssmokedupeyes1
      @sheluvssmokedupeyes1 2 роки тому +8

      The so-called persecution complex you’re talking about is actually a real thing and other countries they do kill Christians and some of these countries y’all claim that these religions that these countries have are peaceful they’re not

    • @Purpelspy
      @Purpelspy 2 роки тому +113

      @@sheluvssmokedupeyes1 ok? what are you doing for those other countries? apart from only using them as an excuse when someone calls out western evangelists

  • @gayraccoon353
    @gayraccoon353 Рік тому +2773

    What really pisses me off is the fact that the characters complain about celebrations and parties and meet-ups but ignore the fact LITERAL FUNERALS COULDNT HAPPEN. My cousin passed 3 years ago and hasn’t had a proper funeral, which makes it feel almost like we didn’t get to say goodbye to him. But yeah, not going to nightclubs or having dinner with friends is the worst thing that happened. Fuck this movie dude
    Edit:
    Holy crap. Last time I watched this vid my comment had like, 6 likes. When did y’all show up??
    And ppl sharing their stories in the replies I’m so sorry u had to go thru that and I hope ur coping alright with all of those devastating experiences

    • @izabelasiczek3547
      @izabelasiczek3547 11 місяців тому +146

      My thoughts exactly! its scary how self centred and selfish these "Christians" are

    • @angelicasmodel
      @angelicasmodel 9 місяців тому +64

      I remember when the PM or premier or whichever jurisdiction announced the first lot of restrictions where I lived, when speaking about funerals, he made a huge deal of 'yes, I know how hard this one is going to be,' acknowledging it was the worst restriction of them all. But these writers couldn't think of that?

    • @SimplyRowan
      @SimplyRowan 9 місяців тому +78

      My mom couldn't be buried & had to be cremated, when being cremated is the only thing she DIDN'T want when she died. It was honestly upsetting I couldn't get her buried like I wanted.

    • @leannezezeski-sass2773
      @leannezezeski-sass2773 9 місяців тому +30

      Fr not only did my Grandma die of Covid because they put all the patients in a rehab for old people but we still haven’t been able to have any type of memorial service for her yet and she died in 2021

    • @extraram896
      @extraram896 7 місяців тому +28

      I think about my dad who lost his sister just as Covid was making its rounds in the west; she passed away of stomach cancer around January of 2020 and my dad was offered to attend her funeral. My family lives in Australia & my dad's immediate family's from California, so he was offered to have the expenses of that flight to be paid for him.
      The lockdowns came and he couldn't go to say goodbye to his own sister off in person; nor could her own children and the other people in her life.
      My dad would pass away in his sleep in the middle of 2022 due to a sudden heart attack, and we were fortunate enough to be able to send him off with a funeral. The whole time, though, I just thought about how he couldn't see his own sister off, because of the lockdowns coming into action. I was grateful to be there to give him my farewell, but I was sad that he couldn't do the same to his own estranged family, or anyone else who'd lost someone during 2020 & 2021 that they couldn't see off, due to a global pandemic putting us at risk.
      But good to know these people know who really suffered, and that was people not allowed to attend parties or go to restaurants for a few weeks/months. Not the people who lost their lives or suffer with possibly lifelong affects of COVID, not people who couldn't say goodbye to lost love ones, but people who couldn't go out and have a nice time.

  • @HiddenDarkHM
    @HiddenDarkHM 5 місяців тому +22

    Christians sitting in their giant megachurches filled with hundreds of members, polished mahogany pews, gold-leafed bibles, and stages with full turntables: (sobbing and wiping their tears with hundred dollar bills) We're SO OPPRESSED!!!

    • @eduardsusai559
      @eduardsusai559 3 місяці тому

      Christians are opressed in the middle east

    • @christianalbanian865
      @christianalbanian865 3 місяці тому

      What about Christians in Africa and Asia, the Middle East which get killed and persecuted on the daily, sitting under rubble? What about them?

  • @rahhhhh6681
    @rahhhhh6681 2 роки тому +16099

    “Being Christian is illegal now..” buddy the only reason the police are coming after you is because your fiancé is fresh outta highschool

    • @_o6629
      @_o6629 2 роки тому +310

      Deadass!

    • @laureneuler1826
      @laureneuler1826 2 роки тому +38

      I was 19 before I graduated

    • @NotMe-yh5gi
      @NotMe-yh5gi 2 роки тому +513

      @@laureneuler1826 that statement is pointless if you say “before I graduated”

    • @leikoduende
      @leikoduende 2 роки тому +37

      that's what he understands from Christianity

    • @l-b01josefandres44
      @l-b01josefandres44 2 роки тому +144

      @@laureneuler1826 damn that old, you started at six years old or something?

  • @jftucker
    @jftucker 2 роки тому +3588

    The intensity the director-writer has for his lack of understanding of basic Christian theology, philosophy, or history is the wildest part of the story. Ignorance is one thing-and blind faith is another-but I’ve never imagined someone being so adamantly unaware of his own religion’s history yet confident enough in his ignorance to write an entire movie about it. It’s wild. At some point, people like this should be receiving psychotherapy rather than access to religious scriptures. It’s also wild how the very people who think the whole point of practicing a religion is converting other people to said religion have no idea that their militancy is why people are leaving said religion or not joining it. Edit: just in case I came across as an antitheist; I’m a practicing Jew.

    • @KassieR329
      @KassieR329 2 роки тому +282

      not to mention that the bible says that you don't need to kill yourself over god. like if you need to worship in private it says you can. like holy shit.

    • @theclaybor4352
      @theclaybor4352 2 роки тому +185

      Most of the vocal Christians I've interacted with online and have seen on tv don't seem to know very much about their own religion though. Especially fundamentalists in the states. That's a pretty common atheist talking point, that many atheists know the bible and Jesus' teachings better than most Christians.

    • @TheElusiveReality
      @TheElusiveReality 2 роки тому +165

      This has become more and more common as mainstream christians actively go against the bible and things that jesus explicitly said people should do if they want to be real christians. Jesus literally had a whole Thing about healing sick people for free, feeding poor people for free, stopping capitalists from selling and running a market in the temple on sabbath…….lmao and i say all this as an atheist. I grew up christian but havent gone to church in about a decade but i know the bible better than most outspoken christians, its pathetic

    • @strawberrymilkshakesss
      @strawberrymilkshakesss 2 роки тому +91

      @@theclaybor4352 right I see so many other Christians online saying "oh Jesus was a proud white American" or literally making people like donald trump their idol is literally against the bible and what God says

    • @ThexDynastxQueen
      @ThexDynastxQueen 2 роки тому +30

      Thats just Christians since forever, why you think there's so many denominations all claiming different even crazier things not even in the Bible? The Catholic Church was making sht up for centuries and preventing the Bible from being translated so people wouldn't question them.
      Thats why the Protestant Reformation happened once the printing press gained prominence and folks could read the Bible themselves but it didn't stop cause without an actual God to zap people upside the head they just do whatever in their name. Same sht, different century.

  • @noblebork7444
    @noblebork7444 2 роки тому +6891

    They could've made a better Corona joke.
    "What did Corona do to Jesus?"
    "What?"
    "Nothing, he's more of a wine guy."

    • @glowinthedarkzombie
      @glowinthedarkzombie 2 роки тому +310

      LMFAOOO it was right there as well. this movie has me convulsing

    • @marinamansfield5872
      @marinamansfield5872 2 роки тому +164

      you should have directed this movie lol

    • @maxbracegirdle9990
      @maxbracegirdle9990 2 роки тому +157

      Yeah, I was trying to put together a "corona of thorns" joke since corona is Spanish for crown, and even that would've been better than the one they put in.

    • @ChristianF15cher
      @ChristianF15cher 2 роки тому +5

      Ok dad.

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga 2 роки тому +17

      **Clap!** This is the best part of the movie and it wasn't even real. Maybe they could a thought of that if they weren't so bitter about not going to the beach.

  • @limontree476
    @limontree476 Місяць тому +7

    23:12 Missed opportunity for "afterlife sentence"

  • @505ism
    @505ism 2 роки тому +3820

    "instead of covid-19 it's covid 18 finally" had me hollering

    • @gwenethp511
      @gwenethp511 2 роки тому +123

      @Quark chill let people be religious. Like as long as their beliefs don't justify them being assholes then it's fine.

    • @gamerboy-xr7fh
      @gamerboy-xr7fh 2 роки тому +71

      @Quark you sound really ignorant. im not Religious myself but Religion has truly saved lives of people and if they are practicing to the point where it doesnt hurt anybody, leave it

    • @littlegirlblue6326
      @littlegirlblue6326 2 роки тому +21

      @Quark who hurt you my guy

    • @boiongoingong
      @boiongoingong 2 роки тому +18

      @@clea.k777 LMAOOOOO

    • @RoiGBoi
      @RoiGBoi 2 роки тому +4

      @@gwenethp511 That account has been spamming the same thing throughout this video's comment section

  • @lbg9060
    @lbg9060 2 роки тому +2933

    As a German, this director guy should be so embarrassed saying that he's being oppressed because of his religion. I mean have you thought back to the other group of German people who were actually oppressed and murdered because of their religion my guy

    • @dewdrop5552
      @dewdrop5552 2 роки тому +353

      Here in the Netherlands when there are protests against the covid regulations and such, there's always some people walking around with David stars or banners with texts with comparisons to that time. It's disgusting and disrespectful

    • @TObyvruh
      @TObyvruh 2 роки тому +97

      Ich hasse Quer-Denker mit ein passion

    • @1971Woodstock
      @1971Woodstock 2 роки тому +194

      See, that's the exact problem. This guy is a Querdenker (german word for people who believe the pandemic is a conspiracy). Querdenker-spaces are filled to the brim with rightwing people, and those conspiracies and rightist thinking are passed through chatrooms like it's nothing. So, denying the Holocaust and reversal of perpetrator and victim are a given.
      These people are the type to compare themselves to jewish people during WWII. They hold up signs during protests that allude to WWII. They wear David stars that say "unvaccinated".
      I'm 99% sure the parallels in this movie are purposely added in. This disgusting asshole knows exactly what he's implying, and he's proud of it.

    • @Patheticboytoy
      @Patheticboytoy 2 роки тому +4

      LITERALLY

    • @bananajoe8707
      @bananajoe8707 2 роки тому +71

      And to mention 'the ministry of propaganda' BRO that's so disrespectful, everyone here knows that that is something that actually existed during the dritte Reich

  • @akire8184
    @akire8184 2 роки тому +3284

    I love the way the movie is supposed to be about “Christian oppression” but the government doesn’t even bother censoring the internet for Christian content.

    • @Starrynights1924
      @Starrynights1924 2 роки тому +151

      Or go after all the Christians they already have the phone numbers of.

    • @k_schreibz
      @k_schreibz 2 роки тому +68

      These are the same people who see a 4chan post and think it is a secret message sent to them by God. They are not smart and don't understand how things work.

    • @badtostada6123
      @badtostada6123 2 роки тому +3

      you are in a bubble buddy.... you have no idea how bad censorship and government over reach is

    • @TracyTheSirenTV
      @TracyTheSirenTV 2 роки тому +61

      People still make laws based on their Christian beliefs and they seriously think their rights are being taken away

    • @hiiilolol
      @hiiilolol 2 роки тому

      yeah, its not just about the internet though. i hope u realize countries besides america exist and religious oppression in general (not just for christians!!!) exists. other than that i do agree we are not how this movie is.. at all.

  • @wroughtwithrat
    @wroughtwithrat Місяць тому +9

    just one more year guys its almost time

  • @Bumblebeerocks23
    @Bumblebeerocks23 Рік тому +1400

    I love when he said “let’s add another 100 sins” the sin counter went from 4 to 400 and not 104

    • @clownyness
      @clownyness Рік тому +63

      I was scrolling comments to see if someone else saw that

    • @mmz12
      @mmz12 9 місяців тому +26

      I was so distracted by this, I couldnt properly watch the rest after.

    • @shazimei
      @shazimei 9 місяців тому +10

      YES SOMEONE FINALLY MENTIONED IT

    • @givingshitsincetwentyeleven
      @givingshitsincetwentyeleven 9 місяців тому +6

      This mistake deserves 100 sins

    • @4meraldglass
      @4meraldglass 9 місяців тому +1

      I SAW THAT TOO LMAO

  • @xglitch97
    @xglitch97 2 роки тому +5193

    The fact that he pretty much self-reported that he groomed his now-wife for at least 4 years like it was a beautiful love story... Shows a pretty twisted way of thinking

    • @okimawilcox1550
      @okimawilcox1550 Рік тому +104

      There’s a vid of Falwell Jr saying as much about his wife. It really is normal for them.

    • @TwocanToucan
      @TwocanToucan Рік тому +98

      self report???? like among us 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

    • @bostontowny4life744
      @bostontowny4life744 Рік тому +1

      Disgustingly enough.. get ready for this... they're from Germany actually, it's where they live. In Germany the legal age of consent is...... 14... What's fked up about that is, what if he's been seeing her for longer than "4 years" and he only said 4 years because he's from Germany and he thinks dating a 14 year old is completely normal. Like "Oh, well I know I've been dating her since she was 10 but I'll just say 14 and everyone will be cool with it because that's not disgusting at all!".

    • @emptybrainedwriter
      @emptybrainedwriter Рік тому +50

      he really thought me was snow white's prince

    • @Pyrœpunk
      @Pyrœpunk Рік тому +6

      Oh really you would think the movie itself would show that one. LMAO

  • @d.r.parsons
    @d.r.parsons 2 роки тому +26207

    For a Christian film, there sure is a lot of porn-level acting.

    • @makayla3262
      @makayla3262 2 роки тому +1158

      LMFAOOO

    • @hannahbloom
      @hannahbloom 2 роки тому +1427

      @Quark I sure as hell hope this is satire. let people live and believe what they want as long as it doesn’t harm others.

    • @jude2563
      @jude2563 2 роки тому +164

      @Quark um wow

    • @ruetistic
      @ruetistic 2 роки тому +819

      @Quark i dont like religion either but like just let people believe what they believe man

    • @tehnative9779
      @tehnative9779 2 роки тому +741

      I dunno, least with Porn acting, the people look like they want to be there lol

  • @OverlordTRM
    @OverlordTRM Місяць тому +7

    9:21 bro actually got through to the Jesus and basically said "Nah I'm good."

    • @OverlordTRM
      @OverlordTRM Місяць тому +1

      Yes I see it says the Jesus, and no I'm not fixing it.