The real reason the mom wanted the daughter to stop being a gamer was because she didn't want her daughter to idolize Sniperwolf anymore. She was secretly the hero all along
fellas im gonna be honest, if your girlfriend is a "gamer", makes "gaming content" online, or likes to "cosplay" as characters from games, then congratulations you have everything i ever wanted please teach me
Here's the formula: 1) create a ridiculous scenario with over the top idiots and exaggerated stereotypes 2) make relatable character a victim in the ridiculous scenario 3) relatable character resolves scenario by humbly dunking on idiots Lele Pons and Lilly Singhs use the same formula.
Reminds me of when my family would lock me in the basement and throw scraps at me as my only source of food. Fortunately I managed to beat battletoads one day and my dad was so shocked he stopped beating me. Now I wait in the shadows for revenge on the surface world that abandoned me. Thanks Dhar-man
Funny part is, the mom just doesn't have a name. Like, when she was born and the doctors asked," What would you like to name your new baby?" They replied," The Mom."
That little girl that got the Barbie, is actually a pretty good actor. EVERYONE else is like D level absolute trash, and she actually convincingly conveys some subtle things that younger actors often have a hard time making seem authentic, without overdoing it.
As someone who grew up playing with those things and watched sadly as Target’s Transformers section shrank from both sides of the aisle, to one side, to one section of the side, I am furious.
Bruh playing one game (warzone) does not make you a gamer A gamer is someone who plays many types of games such as fps, fighting, racing, rpg, etc.. The term gamer has changed so much now
Honestly I was vibing with it cuz I'm a petulant Leo who believes in Karma, but yeah this shit is not wholesome; it's the most passive aggressive sugar coated spit porn in the history of spite porn, made by a degenerate for degenerates. No matter how much you want to believe it to be true things won't automatically just get better if you keep trying to be a good, hard working, and humble person.
@@theprofesionalist7927 I guess you're true there'll always be that one rich and famous asshole who doesn't do anything yet still gets overwhelming amounts of money they don't need
Pyrcynical Controversy then: *Allegedly grooming a teenager* Status: Innocent Pyrocynical Controversy now: *Unable to tell the difference between an autobot decal and decepticon decal* Status: *G U I L T Y*
@@aphyTTR It's self-aware enough to know it's narcissistic, and yet doesn't care. Truly, there exists not a single organic system a tenth as magnificent.
“You can tell he’s the antagonist, as he has a Decepticon logo, on his car” *zooms in on the Autobots logo* Optimus Prime: *cries in eons of human defense*
"Just to solidify, by the way, that he is the antagonist for this episode. He has a Decepticon decal on the side of his car" *Shows Autobot decal Thanks for the likes, kind strangers Why am I a virgin
@@meniimya5148 By asking the question, you have taken time out of your day/night that could be used to take a walk or sleep to energize up to take a walk in the morning, I may not get out much, but it seems as if you don't either.
Pyro is the walking definition of: guy gets hit by a car, proceeds to pull the driver out and beat the shit out of them then bounce back like nothing happened. Godspeed pyro
I am going to sound like a nerd but at 4:50 that was an autobot sticker not decepticon. Which is funny because I like to imagine Dhar man driving in his car with an autobot symbol.
I believe it goes like this Protagonist is humble James Bond villain comes in and makes fun of protagonist But then, protagonist gives James Bond villain life lesson Roll credits
If she lived in the Fallout Universe, I feel like the Mom in the Gamer girl one would intentionally join Caesar’s people solely to lose all her basic human rights.
Parents in video: Video games aren’t for girls Parents in real life: video games aren’t for... people with even a grain of success, fulfillment, love, and happiness in their lives
"He has a Decepticon Decal" Ah yes, Transformer, the show where the evil Optimus Prime and Bumblebee fight against to heroic Megatron and humble and honest Starscream
@@bennyokun3203 He probably knew it was an Autobot logo but called it a Decepticon logo because - like he said in his Far Cry 3 review - [he’s] really trying with this video. I think Pyro just wanted to get his point across the board. Pyro may not know of your valiant actions against the Deceptions, Bee, but *I* do.
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No
Yes dad
Bruh that gay
Hello
Imagine saying decalll
The real reason the mom wanted the daughter to stop being a gamer was because she didn't want her daughter to idolize Sniperwolf anymore. She was secretly the hero all along
Makes sense
Not the hero she wanted but the hero she needed
so to her misfortune she didnt succeed and has joined the dark side
What a hero
fanta exotic
Dad doesn't believe his son can unshit his pants, instantly regrets it.
Bro this is so deep
SNSD
This made me laugh out loud
Delicious finally some good fucking food
This made my laugh so much until my buttox fell onto the floor
fellas im gonna be honest, if your girlfriend is a "gamer", makes "gaming content" online, or likes to "cosplay" as characters from games, then congratulations you have everything i ever wanted please teach me
Here before it blows up
I’m gonna hang out in the comments here because I wanna find out how to get that too
I swear to god the comments here are just gonna be people saying that they’re gonna wait for the people with answers
ok
actual bender mate
"The daughter, not touching any buttons on the controller"
WOW! She really is like Sssniperwolf.
Thats WILD
A young girl having SSSniperWolf as her idol is the most haunting social commentary in all of his videos.
*y e s*
Whenever I see one of her videos, her face just reminds me of every generic bimbo in any porno ever
@@TotGamingg I... I can't disagree on that
@@TotGamingg Probably cause she was a reject Brazzers actor.
@@Talentlesssss she was?
Why is nobody talking about how he returned his shoes because he “couldn't afford them anymore.” Like he was paying monthly checks for it like a house
AND HOW WERE THEY STILL CLEAN, DID HE EVEN WEAR THEM??
@@Tookyatoast no, he just afforded them daily
@@kikosawa lol
He had to finance that shit
Couldn't afford the mortgage of his shoes... this is actually a anti late capitalism commentary... genius
"There's a Decepticon decal on the side of the car"
*Autobot Decal*
it physically hurt to hear him utter those words
I was looking for this comment
i didnt want to be the person to say it.
why
The british never got a decepticon invasion anyways, outside of cogman and Anthony Hopkins nearly committing vehicular manslaughter ig
The most unrealistic part of the gamer girl video is that the name "Psycho Mantis" was even available.
I'm surprised they use the name of a metal gear character more than anything and that it was also still available
@@scott5994 Well Sniperwolf, Psycho Mantis? You see the theme?
@@stelena1406 EUREKA! Anyone have a photo of solid snake’s house?
I now want a new name
No its how she switched from rust to warzone in 1 seconds it takes years cause how bad cot is
“Sam starts to win more and more”
“5 years later she became addicted to heroine”
I read this in Dharr Mhan voice
Walter white heroin
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
@@boyanpetrov1683 you did to?
@@Lusoph1933 yup
Here's the formula:
1) create a ridiculous scenario with over the top idiots and exaggerated stereotypes
2) make relatable character a victim in the ridiculous scenario
3) relatable character resolves scenario by humbly dunking on idiots
Lele Pons and Lilly Singhs use the same formula.
You’re spforgetting the parking garage part
Every time I see these videos, I'm like "that's not how real life works" 🤣
But they were being aholes about it. Dharr man is... not yet an ahole, I think.
@@abidethereturn4766 the most important bit for sure!
Make sure to say u see
Pyro: He has a Decepticon decal on the side of his car
But that’s the Autobots...
Glad I wasn’t the only one
@@thiccboi3335 same lol
when pyro said that it kinda got me mad
Ikr 😔
Shhhhh. Let him figure it out on his own
Reminds me of when my family would lock me in the basement and throw scraps at me as my only source of food. Fortunately I managed to beat battletoads one day and my dad was so shocked he stopped beating me. Now I wait in the shadows for revenge on the surface world that abandoned me. Thanks Dhar-man
can confirm, i was the basement!
takin it a bit far dont u think?
20:15 “The mom starts to realize that maybe girls can be gamers.”
I can’t believe somewhat sat down and wrote that into the script with 0 irony.
Sometimes girl can be gamer (if it Hobby)
Sounded like that guy “5 fortnite you tubers who’ve sworn”
Funny part is, the mom just doesn't have a name. Like, when she was born and the doctors asked," What would you like to name your new baby?" They replied," The Mom."
@@gabepee3533 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
@@gabepee3533 Thats why that voice sounds so familiar!!!! LMAOO
"Decepticon symbol"
*SHOWS A AUTOBOT SYMBOL*
Pyro has truly betrayed us
We have been publicly shamed
Putting the best movie trilogy to shame
I want to commit scooter ankle
I honestly wanted to leave a dislike lol
Thank god someone noticed
"He has a Decepticon decal on his car"
Pyro....that's an Autobot decal. Lol
Haven’t seen this comment yet
optimoas pirem
or......is it?!?!?!
*vine thud sound effect*
are boy Pyro is getting old
I think pyro called it a decepticon symbol as part of the joke
"if boys can be stalkers girls can be to" sniper wolf 2023, died reacting her own death
Why does that girl “dream of being a gamer?” No sane human being should aspire to be be a gamer.
Yeah lol gaming is a good hobby, but in no way can gaming make a living
fanta exotic
@@rayyanshaikh5591 I mean it can, if you get lucky. You're right tho, not for most people.
@@fantaexotic9665 you’re right
Also it's real easy to be one
Just get soot-oo-ko
can't wait for the dhar mann special meal at Burger Bing
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where is the next cursed video yahiamice
You mean at 🅱urger 🅱ing?
mmmm
“He donated his massive biceps just so starving war children can have a meal” *lol*
*A turtle approved that donation*
*Intense bite*
Feeling good being early to this comment
verified account gets likes
No
18:06
Best moment of the video. Had me laughing real good, thanks mate.
"I want to be a girl gamer'
They're acting like being a gamer is going to the fucking moon 💀
Rather be put in the fucking mud tbh
Kid wishes to become a gamer, regrets it.
Kid wishes to be gamer, ends up fucking homeless
kid wishes to be a gamer, gets bullied and cant find a job
@@sick4127 yeah i think his wish was granted
My Sign Language classes have come to good use to be able to read "Bruh" on his hat
Nice
Bruh
Big bruh
Bruh size: Large
Magnitude 4 bruh
“It wasn’t Noah who divided the Red Sea…”
You’re right, it was Moses.
No it was DHARMANN
That’s what I was just gonna comment
@@bruh5992 AAAAAAAAAA
Someone make a pyrocynical having dementia compilation
Loll yeah
It took 2-3 years in the making but damn did that Dhar Mann Episode start to age like shit
Was looking for a comment like this🤣
which one
The mother literally had a Persona 5 level change of heart.
Lookin cool Joker
For Real?!
this is a bonified monafied comment
Jared Leto Joker moment
Apologies but
*YOU’LL NEVER SEE IT COMIIIN*
Bully shoots poor teacher instantly regrets it
“Let me guess, Dhar man”
lol
Brother consumes to many chug gugs lives to regret it
Wong Jun Han
"He has a decepticon--"
> Shows Autobot symbol
I trusted you, Pyro
couldnt have said it any better
that infuriated me
Also, Noah didn't divide the red sea, that was Moses.
I came here just to comment this
DE-KALE
That little girl that got the Barbie, is actually a pretty good actor. EVERYONE else is like D level absolute trash, and she actually convincingly conveys some subtle things that younger actors often have a hard time making seem authentic, without overdoing it.
Her acting was beyond cringe too tbh
@@ragefox3620 Sure, but In my opinion, a factor of 10 less cringe than the other actors. Lol.
When she was "playing" warzone she was talking to herself
@@gecinio1612 I do that too. :(
@@gecinio1612 That is normal dude
"He has a decepicon decal"
*shows Autobot decal*
pyro needs to get his shit together and learn the fucking transformers lore
@@SmittyWoerbenJaeggerMaenJensen yes
@@YvenvH But don't let him near the Michael Bay Transformers lore!
I was hoping I wasn’t the only one who picked that up
@@marianokaz1503 G1 Master Race.
“he has a decepticon decal on his car” *zooms in on autobot decal*
My exact thought
thank god someone else saw it
My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined...
I totally thought that
Can't believe he made such a mistake that schupid boy!
Optimus Prime didn't lose thousands of friends for millennia just so you could call him a decepticon. The nerve of this furry
Fucking got'em.
R/woosh
What...uh...what's the whoosh?
20:10 reminds me of the mother’s sudden ‘change of heart’ in the Lorax as soon as her son becomes successful
Why does pyro's hair looks like a truck driver from an indie movie
It's just that phase in life that everyone has.
Lmao it’s like that one movie with nic cage
Fuck finally someone who notices it
Is the funny for this comment supposed to be in the dlc?
Maybe secretly he is
I like how Internet Historian has paved the way for enjoyable ads XD
Ikr lmao
funny mortal kombat 11 guy
No that was big money saliva
Internet comment etiquete actually did that first
Nope, internet comment etiquette was the OG.
"decepticon decal"
*zooming on autobot logo*
I'm LITERALLY shaking right now
😂
As someone who grew up playing with those things and watched sadly as Target’s Transformers section shrank from both sides of the aisle, to one side, to one section of the side, I am furious.
This comment is the entire reason I checked the comment section, thank you
Me me furious
Earned a dislike tbh
5:03 someone must have already pointed that out, but that's the Autobot one
fucking thank you
Literally what I came here to say, your doing god's work
i heard it and immediately started looking in the comments section for someone to say it 😂
Literally doing the work of our lord and savior primus
Autobot logo: exists
Pyrocynical: is this a deception logo?
ok reddit, now this is top comedy 😂🤣
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@@BrookOPW also good work
@@BrookOPW that was
I was just gonna say that
"He has a Decepticon 'deecale'"
Zooms in on the Autobots.
lmao yeah, and i didn't even know thats how decal is spelled.
Thank you
"He has a Decepticon decal"
Optimus Prime didn't die for the Autobots to be sinned like that
Was looking for this comment ^
I wasn't the only one that noticed this
^^^
^^^
^
"Identity theft is okay, as long as you get the Gucci shirt."
_-Pyrocynical, 2021._
"just to solidify that he is the antagonist he has a Decepticon decal"
*Shows autobot decal
De-kale
@@dylndaviln3091 yeah I was also a bit concerned with that pronunciation haha
Lmao i thought pyro edited It in
Pyro can’t even tell apart autobot and decepticon decals smh my head.
Disgusting pyro
“It’s my dream to be a gamer.” That made me cringe so hard
set the bar low and you’ll never be disappointed ❤️
But it is all I'm gonna have is my ps5 on the street in a cardboard box
TBH, some of his videos are cringe also.
Bruh playing one game (warzone) does not make you a gamer
A gamer is someone who plays many types of games such as fps, fighting, racing, rpg, etc..
The term gamer has changed so much now
I love the word gamer. Every fucking time someone says it unironically. I die of laughter
“Kid gets laughed at for watching pyrocynical, They instantly regret it”
69th like 👉😎👈 😳👌
i somehow do not know who Dhar Man is
@@Yharon-vq7jw you don't know what you're mission out on
@@NoNamex1412 mission out?
The kid that watches pyrocynical regrets watching??
I would cry myself to sleep if my daughter wanted to be just like Sniperwolf
Every time they said “girl gamer” or “sniper wolf” there was sharp discomfort in my rib cage.
ikrrr
Hearing the word psychomantis gave me a stroke
@@squidee gave me an aneurysm, had to be rushed to the ER
@@squidee You like action gamesss?
You are feeling the cringe my friend. Quickly go watch some earrape memes to cleanse yourself
I love Pyrocynical's character Arc, he went from bullying children to roasting women.. I think I'm gonna cry, he's so much good of a person.
Did you assume Dhar Mann's gender
@@aliveslice Yes. Your point?
@@Maw0 this comment section needs more transformer comments
Are you comparing women to children
I know man he’s a true solider o7
"She started gaming when she was just seven years old"
Jesus christ this is so cringe
sssniperwolf doesnt even do gaming content
@@taco4468 she used to I think
@@gnorp-gnarp nowadays she mostly does tiktok reactions
What that video wasn’t cringe
It was art
@joe mama I was playing the of God of war when I was 4
The sniperwolf stuff aged like milk.
A new Pyro release ;_; I'm so happy rn
yesssir
jens watches pyro? incredible
the man can finally be back and not be worrisome for.
Papa flammy
If my latest video didnt make you smile I owe you a 1965 Ford 6000
Overly humble nerd : gets an A+ once in 4th grade and becomes cyborg Jesus
Jock who hasn't studied for the test : kills himself the next day
DHAR MANN
*OOOHHHHHH*
so the humble nerd became markus from detroit become human
“Relatable” content
Honestly I was vibing with it cuz I'm a petulant Leo who believes in Karma, but yeah this shit is not wholesome; it's the most passive aggressive sugar coated spit porn in the history of spite porn, made by a degenerate for degenerates. No matter how much you want to believe it to be true things won't automatically just get better if you keep trying to be a good, hard working, and humble person.
@@theprofesionalist7927 I guess you're true
there'll always be that one rich and famous asshole who doesn't do anything yet still gets overwhelming amounts of money they don't need
This aged well
Sssniperwolf dox Jacksfilms, what happened next is shocking
Pyrcynical Controversy then: *Allegedly grooming a teenager*
Status: Innocent
Pyrocynical Controversy now: *Unable to tell the difference between an autobot decal and decepticon decal*
Status: *G U I L T Y*
Or how he pronounced decal
Sentence: 25 Lethal injections, 36 Life sentences.
Deh-Kale
@Steeltanium Pyro pronouncing "water": wa'er
ah so thats why he lost 10k subs
“Deception Decal”
*proceeds to zoom in autobot symbol*
Was looking for this comment haha
was about to comment that too, glad to see another man of culture has pointed it out
Thank god someone commented this.
He did this in another video recently also
At last
*"The human brain is the most complex structure in the whole entire universe"*
_-Human Brain_
xD
Shit the human brains pretty Narcissistic
@@ibrahimmoinhaque569 how could It be narcissistic? You used your brain to write the comment 0_o
@@aphyTTR It's self-aware enough to know it's narcissistic, and yet doesn't care.
Truly, there exists not a single organic system a tenth as magnificent.
@@stillnousername9796 yep.
Nobody that isn't an incep unironically says "girls CAN'T be gamers." Most of them usually just say "why are most women so bad at video games?"
Pyro: makes a fucking 2 hour documentary
Pyro 2 weeks later:
i mean he addressed it and everyone believed him so nobody really is mad at him
@@opilitic7279 cry
@@opilitic7279 of
@@opilitic7279 fear
@That’s One Smug Wojak ??
“He has a decepticon decal on the side of his car” -Pyrocynical, 2021
Was looking to see if anyone noticed that 😂
he said that wrong on so many levels
Oh man he offended our boi Michael Bae
"Decepticon"
bruh come on don't do my autoboys like that
I’m insulted pyro, that’s an autobot logo not a decepticon logo, get ur facts right mannnnnn
literally came here to see if someone commented that.
@@alexanderciszewicz981I noticed immediately
Thank god I can save my fingers breathe
I’m in tears shaking I cannot breath this is so scary why did he not know that it was an autobot logo I cannot think.
does it matter tho
Then we found out Sniperwolf wasn't even the one playing the games, and that it was her boyfriend.
-forces boyfriend to play games for her
-lies about it
-boyfriend still sucks at games
-makes millions
Sigma grindset
The aliens are coming we've been compromised!
*The Turtle Republic will not fall this easily* ⚔️
UwU
@Puss in Boots it's a hunt down the freeman joke
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Spit it out corporal!
“he has a decepticon decal on his car” Pyro really be dissing Transformers
That's...autobot.
The transformers community must cancel pyro
I'm not trying to be a nerd but are we just going to ignore the fact that he called the Autobots logo the Decepticons?
This right here
Nerd bullies big youtuber, lives to regret it
He was the good guy all along.
@@gemesil lmao
It annoyed me so much
but then, Sssniperwolf doxed the girl family, so that a robber can steal back the ps5...
“You can tell he’s the antagonist, as he has a Decepticon logo, on his car”
*zooms in on the Autobots logo*
Optimus Prime: *cries in eons of human defense*
Was looking for this comment
Was waiting for this
Its the Optimus Prime from the Shattered Glass universe
"Just to solidify, by the way, that he is the antagonist for this episode. He has a Decepticon decal on the side of his car"
*Shows Autobot decal
Thanks for the likes, kind strangers
Why am I a virgin
Yes, a dacal
have you ever even been outside
@@meniimya5148 By asking the question, you have taken time out of your day/night that could be used to take a walk or sleep to energize up to take a walk in the morning, I may not get out much, but it seems as if you don't either.
@@LHPYT @meniimya just got ratioed.
@@LHPYT based.
Pyro is the walking definition of: guy gets hit by a car, proceeds to pull the driver out and beat the shit out of them then bounce back like nothing happened. Godspeed pyro
So guys we did it
We reached a quarter of a million subscribers
250 thousand subscribers and still growing
The fact that we have reached this amount of subscribers
We're only a few more hundreds of thousands of subscribers away from dethroning PewDiePie, we're so close.
I am going to sound like a nerd but at 4:50 that was an autobot sticker not decepticon. Which is funny because I like to imagine Dhar man driving in his car with an autobot symbol.
That fucking gamer girl one is like
“Only when you get your first win will you be accepted into the family”
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I was cringing the entire time I saw that one.
"You can only be part of this family once you get a victory royale"
-The mother probably
I believe it goes like this
Protagonist is humble
James Bond villain comes in and makes fun of protagonist
But then, protagonist gives James Bond villain life lesson
Roll credits
A lesson that every James Bond villain will learn eventually.
That bullets are poisonous.
*agent 47 left the game*
Fr
James Bond 2022 trailer:
‘Foolish Mr. Bond! You should know by now... girls can’t be gamers!’
*DO, DO, DOO!*
Every video is basically:
person1 - good
person2 - bad
genius.
*N U G G E T*
[person 1] [bad thing] [person 2], Instantly Regrets It
@@deagek7638 unique
How to say absolutely nothing whilst seeming pretentious
@@Igneeka you've cracked the code
As a girl, it was also my dream to be a gamer
I wish I never achieved that dream. I kind of miss going outside
Honey, girls can't be games. Please ship me your gaming device before I call the gamer police.
@@lennysmileyface i know its been a while but still hahaha
Me too 😔
what’s stopping you? The door’s right there.
@@AwesumIndustrys gaymes
Every time the girl say "gamer" unironically i was feeling so much pain...
Gamer is a new curse word.
ikr
@@deviantartguy0 Gamer is the N word for people who just play games.
I feel like I’m about to become a victim of a chest burster
The facial expressions feel like being stabbed, and the dialogue twists the knife
If she lived in the Fallout Universe, I feel like the Mom in the Gamer girl one would intentionally join Caesar’s people solely to lose all her basic human rights.
Oh my god your so right
Based
Her: “A woman’s place is in slavery!”
Caesar: “That’s pretty Based.”
Ave, true to Caesar.
The virgin NCR vs The *BASED* Caesar's Legion
The antagonists aren’t Jared Leto’s Joker, they are the actual Damaged tattoo on his forehead.
Deep.
True
society
@@Bobbyondrugs We really do live on a planet!
"Just to solidify that he's the antagonist, he has a decipticon decal on his car"
Pyro, thats an Autobot decal.
Parents in video: Video games aren’t for girls
Parents in real life: video games aren’t for... people with even a grain of success, fulfillment, love, and happiness in their lives
What a self roast that would be if parents had awareness
Are they wrong
Lol
truer words never spoken brother
Actually, my parents are fine with video games.
fat cry 5 now
awesome
Uh he already made it?
Fat cry 2
Fat cry 69420
are you do are have in brain condition yes?
5:05 “decepticon decal” zooms in on autobot emblem. Average Pyro L.
I am screaming.
Unsubscribing
Pyro bad me angy.
lmao I thought it was a joke BUT HE NEVER MENTIONED IT AGAIN
I don't why why this upsets me so much.
coming back to this vid after the jjjaxfilms stuff is so funny remembering shes always been this way😭
"he has a decepticon decal on his car"
*Shows autobot decal*
☹️
This generation does not know of the sacred texts, we truly do live in a society
I knew he was wrong.
Heresy! Heresy! Heresy!
Few! I thought I was the only one
D’Khale*
this is so fake, if a girl spoke in any video game’s voice chat she would’ve been called every slur in the book and team killed.
oppressed like a proper gamer
the reason why i haven’t even bothered to buy a mic😭🤚
@@rse3560 yeah same :,)
@@rse3560 You should get one bro. Party chats are fun if you have decent friends, if not then you can just mute and play :)
Cause that's what heros do
sniperwolf: sorry link you cant have credit come back when you're a little mmmmm richer.
morrrrree shoeeeeeee
PYROCYNICAL IS MY INSPIRATION!! my mom said that if I got 10K subscribers!! She definitely buy me a professional mic!! begging you GUYS please!
@@everyrapid reported for spam
Bruh you got the quote wrong
@@diegoo8983 epic reddit bot police wholesome 100 chungus keanu reeves moment
18:46 “funny cod moments” *shows a titanfall 2 clip*
Girl wins a game of warzone ..family accepts her
Girl comes second place family kicks her out.....
Its like asian parents but gamers
Lmao
Biggest clutch or kick ever
@@W0RTED kewk
a rich person does thing
a slave obeys
Pryo: it wasn’t Noah who parted the Red Sea, it was dhar man.
Moses: you’re damn right it wasn’t Noah
Hahahha
He said Noah bu it was Moses who parted the red sea
God: *if it wasn't for me, the journey to freedom wouldn't exist*
pryon disease-cynical
please tell me you edited the mistakes in
"I am Optimus Prime and I send this message to Earth that women can in fact be G A M E R S"
Based Optimus Prime
Based
Unbased
We are here.
We are waiting, and *_we_* are gamers...
Autobots, where we droppin
25:54
Pyro mocks her for an Aussie accent slipping out while he simultaneously imitates a Kiwi accent instead.
Heroic Music starts playing:
"tHe mOm rEaLisEs tHaT gIrlS cAn bE gAmErS"
Girl changes gender to play games at home
wow didn't expect to see you here
Girl becomes birl
Girl shaved her hair
@@isabellajemica she wanted to get into the air temple
You can tell Sniperwolf's a real nerd because she has glasses without lenses in them.
bruh
Haha
thats an insult to nerds
based
Ok.
"I've never won a Warfare game" is a most virgin line I've ever heard in a script ever.
I haven't either, I think I need to game end
@@Stinkiebinkie youtube PERFECT THE PINWHEEL ROTATION warzone
This aged like milk
"He has a Decepticon Decal"
Ah yes, Transformer, the show where the evil Optimus Prime and Bumblebee fight against to heroic Megatron and humble and honest Starscream
Starscream was the most honest and loyal of them all
Was he being deadass?
@@bennyokun3203 He probably knew it was an Autobot logo but called it a Decepticon logo because - like he said in his Far Cry 3 review - [he’s] really trying with this video. I think Pyro just wanted to get his point across the board.
Pyro may not know of your valiant actions against the Deceptions, Bee, but *I* do.
Yes
Actually there is an alternate universe, where Autobots and Decepticons roles are reversed. So Pyro's not completely wrong.
Lets just talk about how pyro called the autobot symbol a “decepticon” decal
Yep, everyone already is
Nice name
That triggered all of us
Unacceptable, unsubscribing now.
Decail
"90 of cod funny moments is when they find a child"
*shows Titanfall gameplay*
I salute you Pyrocynical's editor.
Where
Lol same. Where the fuck is titan fall 3. I need it now
think he edits his own videos
@@bruh2876 as I can remember he probably has one, Ramskr is the name I think.
Timestamp?
I love how slow darr mann speaks, like someone doesn’t understand what he’s saying in a normal tone.
This is actually the plot of the video "Kid makes fun of Dhar Mann, he lives to regret it"
"Why did you kick this ?"
"I was just so mad because I want to be a girl gamer"
Ah, yes, this is how humans talk to someone they don't know
You mean that you don't narrate you entire life story to a complete Stanger that might as will be a kidnapped?
What are you complaining about, that is casual NPC dialogue.
Oblivion npc song
PYROCYNICAL IS MY INSPIRATION!! my mom said that if I got 10K subscribers!! She definitely buy me a professional mic!! begging you GUYS please!
GTA 5 npc be like:
Pyro. It is not a decepticon decal, it’s an autobot decal.
Worse than his fat furry fetish
THANK YOU
Thank you for that
*decayle
She's playing solo but she's talking with whom?
Drop an airstrike.
She’s playing Solo in 14:41, and suddenly is in a Trio in 14:47
She forgot her schizophrenia pills
@@mafusally 😂😂😂
She’s monologuing, I do that in PvZ garden warfare 2, except I just call out whenever someone’s using a cheap playstyle.
Getting actually physically angry after pyro called the autobot insignia a decepticon logo