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  • @TheRussianBadger
    @TheRussianBadger  3 роки тому +5980

    Install Raid for Free ✅ IOS/ANDROID/PC: clcr.me/IU77b4 and get a special starter pack 💥 Available only for the next 30 days

  • @LandFallGames
    @LandFallGames 3 роки тому +39842

    We're adding Bruh! :D

  • @daspartan3287
    @daspartan3287 3 роки тому +1617

    Plays with Poppy:
    “Reality Can be whatever I want”

    • @Poppyfromtabg
      @Poppyfromtabg 3 роки тому +91

      he wasn't playing with me, i chose to play with him.

    • @kylegamer48
      @kylegamer48 3 роки тому +6

      @@Poppyfromtabg Are you the real Poppy?

    • @fizbutrealong
      @fizbutrealong 3 роки тому +12

      @@kylegamer48 yes he is

    • @nonameworm69
      @nonameworm69 3 роки тому +3

      @@Poppyfromtabg teach me please

    • @Poppyfromtabg
      @Poppyfromtabg 3 роки тому +13

      @@kylegamer48 yes 😊

  • @angrygeezus845
    @angrygeezus845 3 роки тому +8087

    “There is a great evil coming”

  • @jaccrozbonez
    @jaccrozbonez 3 роки тому +561

    Favorite line in this video-Grouse: "That rat bastard is going to take the fun fact to the damn grave every time."

  • @Volvith
    @Volvith 3 роки тому +7817

    Everyone: "Your game is broken."
    Devs: "I know right, isn't it great?!"
    Everyone: *"HELL YES THIS SHIT IS AMAZING."*

    • @BendMax
      @BendMax 3 роки тому +144

      Meanwhile cyberpunk 2077

    • @aperturescienceguy2737
      @aperturescienceguy2737 3 роки тому +339

      When glitches make a game pure comedic gold

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 3 роки тому +157

      @@aperturescienceguy2737 yeah thats what glitches should be A ADDITION

    • @gibbous_silver
      @gibbous_silver 3 роки тому +71

      “Run up and get done badger”

    • @nonameworm69
      @nonameworm69 3 роки тому +29

      It's been made to be like that
      And they did a better jobb than bethesda!

  • @garrettcooper4647
    @garrettcooper4647 3 роки тому +851

    Badger: You can’t get a car down here you idiot!
    Poppy: observe

    • @Poppyfromtabg
      @Poppyfromtabg 3 роки тому +25

      i was trying to fish him out

    • @Its1mpulse
      @Its1mpulse 3 роки тому +3

      @@Poppyfromtabg well hi

    • @tacos_with_sauce8887
      @tacos_with_sauce8887 3 роки тому +3

      Omg it's him. Bow down to our savior.

    • @Its1mpulse
      @Its1mpulse 3 роки тому +3

      @@Poppyfromtabg 5:59 explain yourself.

    • @Poppyfromtabg
      @Poppyfromtabg 3 роки тому +7

      @@Its1mpulse the tabg servers are very special.

  • @flobst3r552
    @flobst3r552 3 роки тому +2080

    Fun fact: "There is a great evil coming his name is poppy"
    Edit: OUI

  • @bagelbite99
    @bagelbite99 3 роки тому +403

    10:28 that synchronization with the car flipping is art

  • @lonewolfplays8084
    @lonewolfplays8084 3 роки тому +2222

    Badger: "You can't shove a car down here!"
    Poppy: "So you have chosen...crazy taxi: brazil dlc."

  • @ragingdoge820
    @ragingdoge820 3 роки тому +1897

    PUBG: Bans you for teaming with the enemy.
    Fortnite: Bans you for teaming with the enemy.
    TABG: If its fun and gets us more players, then yes

    • @cjearnest203
      @cjearnest203 2 роки тому +196

      Every other BR: *takes cheating and game breaking seriously*
      TABG: yes you can double barrel a mini gun and achieve liftoff

    • @chasetoyama8184
      @chasetoyama8184 2 роки тому +125

      Every other BR: “Guy over by the stairs.”
      TABG: “I just witnessed a crime against humanity… by a BANANA…”

    • @cobaltordinaire5219
      @cobaltordinaire5219 2 роки тому +87

      if you only care about winning in TABG, you're playing with the wrong mindset. You don't play TABG to win, you play TABG to have a stupidly hilarious battle royale experience that's half vr chat, half gmod.

    • @lankyhomeman2510
      @lankyhomeman2510 2 роки тому +14

      @@cobaltordinaire5219 and 0.05% br

    • @JoltedAlive
      @JoltedAlive 2 роки тому +15

      and this is why TABG should be game of the year for battle royales

  • @LittleShmuplet
    @LittleShmuplet 3 роки тому +3635

    Stealing a customer's wifi is actually pretty alpha

    • @jerrymartin7019
      @jerrymartin7019 3 роки тому +69

      It just shows your confidence in your product.

    • @HazelDeezNutts
      @HazelDeezNutts 3 роки тому +46

      It asserts you dominance in Corporate America

    • @D3ityCthulhu
      @D3ityCthulhu 3 роки тому +19

      Should have read the fine print

    • @goosey4840
      @goosey4840 3 роки тому +14

      Tax fraud too

    • @itsyaboi.1645
      @itsyaboi.1645 3 роки тому +19

      @@goosey4840 pfffft only a crime if they find out

  • @anomalythewriter
    @anomalythewriter Рік тому +981

    4:19
    This man was two years ahead of us all in his humor

  • @SumRndmPenguin
    @SumRndmPenguin 3 роки тому +1764

    "I've got a luger and a dream."
    -some famous German guy

    • @heartofmalice6784
      @heartofmalice6784 3 роки тому +12

      Oh yea

    • @mrmr_zoomie
      @mrmr_zoomie 3 роки тому +34

      The beer hall putsch

    • @puntachu
      @puntachu 3 роки тому +7

      *F A M O U S*

    • @ohZeroOne
      @ohZeroOne 3 роки тому +38

      - Angry Austrian moustache man, 1945

    • @mrmr_zoomie
      @mrmr_zoomie 3 роки тому +5

      @@ohZeroOne should’ve put the date of the Beer Hall Push instead

  • @homeschoolhd596
    @homeschoolhd596 3 роки тому +2312

    Badger: you can’t get the car into Brazil
    Poppy: observe

    • @fadlanal-amsi9839
      @fadlanal-amsi9839 3 роки тому +62

      Poppy : This is my world , that mean is my rules

    • @gabrielmcghie5310
      @gabrielmcghie5310 3 роки тому +44

      Poppy: my goals are beyond your understanding

    • @Inqusitor_VDM
      @Inqusitor_VDM 3 роки тому +31

      As the dude in the last tab g vid told badger... there is a great evil coming... and his name is poppy

    • @spacetacos7574
      @spacetacos7574 3 роки тому +9

      @@Inqusitor_VDM I was looking for a fellow scholar waiting for this revaluation

    • @blademaster2390
      @blademaster2390 3 роки тому +6

      Badger: no you cant get the car into Brazil
      Poppy: haha Car go VRRRRRM

  • @Zerokave
    @Zerokave 3 роки тому +4204

    Badgers fans: *Joins the game*
    Badger to his squad:Remember no russian

  • @rellianthebonemeowster3450
    @rellianthebonemeowster3450 2 роки тому +191

    Hit me right in the feels with that Battleborn reference, Badger.

  • @wizarddragon6701
    @wizarddragon6701 3 роки тому +406

    People: “fun fact”
    Badger and his friends: “so you have chosen...death”

  • @DerbyHat24
    @DerbyHat24 3 роки тому +677

    Badger: "you can't shove the car in here"
    Poppy: "Are you challenging me?"
    *Proceeds to shove car in hole*

  • @RenegadesReact
    @RenegadesReact 3 роки тому +4268

    FUN FACT: You must construct additional pylons

  • @Toby42001
    @Toby42001 3 роки тому +84

    12:49 him saying I am sad got me bro

  • @thomasway0320
    @thomasway0320 3 роки тому +587

    “YOU CAN’T SHOVE THE CAR DOWN HERE”
    “oui”

  • @Шилка
    @Шилка 3 роки тому +2488

    Europe: *Sleeping relatively peacefully*
    Hitler: "I have a luger and a dream"

    • @merrymerry770
      @merrymerry770 3 роки тому +102

      Don’t you mean Adolf drippler

    • @Vestige.
      @Vestige. 3 роки тому +89

      Benito Swaggoliny:i have pasta an a dream aswell
      Joeseph Stunnin:my dream is to destroy your dreams
      French:oui oui oui

    • @luckyman9457
      @luckyman9457 3 роки тому +6

      @@Vestige. wasn’t Stalin with the allies?

    • @Vestige.
      @Vestige. 3 роки тому +9

      @@luckyman9457 i guess you can say that but stalin and the allies only had a shared enemy and we see that true because after ww2 stalin wanted to conquer europe and put it under his controled and the allies(or nato now) bieng worried and against soviet expansion and soviet ideology
      But yes friendish

    • @averagepolygrassenjoyer6781
      @averagepolygrassenjoyer6781 3 роки тому +3

      R/bossfight

  • @kanyewestlover187
    @kanyewestlover187 3 роки тому +478

    "I've got a Luger and a Dream."
    Sounds pretty German to me

    • @kaiyinsmith3626
      @kaiyinsmith3626 3 роки тому +16

      If Hitler led the civil rights movement

    • @LastRookie
      @LastRookie 3 роки тому +5

      Also a death note...

    • @KFCGAMING55
      @KFCGAMING55 3 роки тому +7

      ‐germany (1915‐1945)

    • @convexpiano
      @convexpiano 3 роки тому +2

      I wonder if he's going to be an artist

  • @yobblenobblebabblebobble2901
    @yobblenobblebabblebobble2901 3 роки тому +62

    8:04 he's not called " 'heaven'ly father " for no reason...

  • @wylovanahiem9787
    @wylovanahiem9787 3 роки тому +1378

    Bear says this before he got interrupted: "As you might know, a couple of weeks a go I warned you of a great evil"
    -Captain Bear on being stuck in the ground

    • @jordy_de-zee
      @jordy_de-zee 3 роки тому +29

      3:19

    • @cyceryx
      @cyceryx 2 роки тому +17

      he was warning badger about poppy iirc

    • @MetalAmyRose
      @MetalAmyRose 2 роки тому +20

      He was talking about poppy as during the first tabg video badger made, Bear said that there was a great evil coming, and their name was poppy. He then added when he tried to tell badger about this evil again, he said that he was 'a man of potatoes.'

    • @MetalAmyRose
      @MetalAmyRose 2 роки тому +13

      Poppy is also on of the best tabg players badger had seen, only being eclipsed by Jurassic420 in badger's eyes, who appears in the third video covering tabg. You see what I'm saying now?

    • @unknownplayer2741
      @unknownplayer2741 2 роки тому +1

      that mf noclipped into level 0 of the backrooms

  • @maxbessire9016
    @maxbessire9016 3 роки тому +418

    “You can’t get a car down here, idiot”
    Famous last words

    • @Poppyfromtabg
      @Poppyfromtabg 3 роки тому +13

      a car? maybe not... but a crazy taxi????

    • @nonameworm69
      @nonameworm69 3 роки тому +3

      @@Poppyfromtabg you ate the reality stone of that game

    • @maxbessire9016
      @maxbessire9016 3 роки тому

      @@Poppyfromtabg one should never underestimate how flexible a crazy taxi is

  • @hectorthemildlyinteresting8518
    @hectorthemildlyinteresting8518 3 роки тому +784

    Random Guy: Literally types “N-Word”
    Badger Squad: Execute Order 66.

  • @Legion607
    @Legion607 2 роки тому +73

    3:50 I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Thank you.

  • @tortunaru1602
    @tortunaru1602 3 роки тому +240

    I love how Bear and Poppy did become actual characters in this video, instead just being nameless frenchmans

    • @bungaquezaps6315
      @bungaquezaps6315 3 роки тому

      @UA-camr’s first Videos known why tho

    • @Poppyfromtabg
      @Poppyfromtabg 3 роки тому +21

      we are not french 😈we have been here long before the french

    • @bungaquezaps6315
      @bungaquezaps6315 3 роки тому +5

      @@Poppyfromtabg hello poppy. the great evil

    • @TheCaptainBear
      @TheCaptainBear 3 роки тому +9

      poppy and i work day and night

    • @goldenapplesaga5446
      @goldenapplesaga5446 3 роки тому +3

      @Matthew Carlile *The great Evil is here*

  • @wolfdemon6217
    @wolfdemon6217 3 роки тому +458

    "There is a great EVIL coming his name is poppy"
    Idk who but it was a warning in the last vid

    • @crazy5948
      @crazy5948 3 роки тому +19

      I heard that name I knew it was from last video but I couldn't remember, thank you, you are a good man

    • @Poppyfromtabg
      @Poppyfromtabg 3 роки тому +26

      captain bear warned you... but did you listen...

    • @m.sydneyvern2260
      @m.sydneyvern2260 3 роки тому +7

      "So it was true that a great evil was coming and his name is Poppy" I thought of it for a second and i was like THE GREAT EVIL!!!

    • @Crystal-dl9ks
      @Crystal-dl9ks 3 роки тому +4

      the warning of poppys fucking crazy antics

    • @washingmachine5198
      @washingmachine5198 3 роки тому +2

      and his name is saltiuge *

  • @Ethan-oq2ds
    @Ethan-oq2ds 3 роки тому +4523

    “I got a Luger and a dream”
    -Adolf Drippler, 1933

  • @capistranojerome4565
    @capistranojerome4565 2 роки тому +43

    7:57 geuce almost sounded like goofy

  • @arquanmoffett5534
    @arquanmoffett5534 3 роки тому +822

    I fear no man.... but that thing
    "Poppy"
    It scares me.

  • @bananamansamham
    @bananamansamham 3 роки тому +3420

    Fun fact: There is a great evil coming. They’re the people of the baguettes. Shoot them with an stg-44 on full auto. Then, we are safe.
    Edit: Use a 45.ac0 to kill the soul. You don’t want them to come back as a lich.
    Edit2: forgot to do step two. Now they are O U I I N G!

    • @foxmask8032
      @foxmask8032 3 роки тому +57

      But we just keep coming back proudly yelling "Oui" as we get shot. Eventualy, if we throw ourselves at you enough you'll run out of bullets.

    • @benwilkins9070
      @benwilkins9070 3 роки тому +17

      Their name is Poppy.

    • @ravennismommy1957
      @ravennismommy1957 3 роки тому +10

      Imma pull up with a t shirt cannon chambered in 50 cal BMG

    • @typowynieogar
      @typowynieogar 3 роки тому +8

      @@foxmask8032 All we have to do is recruit Germany from ww2 and you will run faster than you came here

    • @bananamansamham
      @bananamansamham 3 роки тому +3

      @@foxmask8032 oh shit they are here.

  • @Catwithsunglasses_
    @Catwithsunglasses_ 3 роки тому +2074

    “I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE"
    “you will perish”
    -America in 1800s

    • @satbirvirdi7160
      @satbirvirdi7160 3 роки тому +31

      'Murica 2020

    • @lewiskellett5654
      @lewiskellett5654 3 роки тому +15

      *- America in 2020?

    • @KingFloch88
      @KingFloch88 3 роки тому +59

      @@lewiskellett5654 no saying you hate black people would make you perish in 2020

    • @lachlanchester8142
      @lachlanchester8142 3 роки тому +15

      @@KingFloch88 did a full 180

    • @Laeshen
      @Laeshen 3 роки тому +2

      unlike today they actually loved 'em back in the 1800s

  • @goldenapplesaga5446
    @goldenapplesaga5446 Рік тому +14

    I think it's perfectly within badger's chaotic character for him to be warned about the great Evil poppy one video, only to decide that the proper course of action is to *side with him* the next video

  • @Two-Man-Production
    @Two-Man-Production 3 роки тому +309

    Badger: I fear no man, but that thing
    *sees Poppy’s username*
    Badger: that thing scares me

    • @Poppyfromtabg
      @Poppyfromtabg 3 роки тому +14

      little did he know i was pulling all the strings...

    • @TaxConsumer
      @TaxConsumer 3 роки тому +2

      @@Poppyfromtabg ah it’s poppy.

    • @Two-Man-Production
      @Two-Man-Production 3 роки тому +1

      @UA-camr’s first Videos known what’s with the random link

    • @ahmadrafa9523
      @ahmadrafa9523 3 роки тому

      @@Two-Man-Production IDK, i saw at least 8 links by this same account on diffrent comments. Its just CoDMW2019 gameplay called "200IQ play" but it should just be titled "200 IQ camp" since thats all the person does

    • @hagenaubram6341
      @hagenaubram6341 3 роки тому +1

      @@ahmadrafa9523 yea there are youtube bots that just put random links to videos

  • @HATVAULT
    @HATVAULT 3 роки тому +1189

    Poppy: Exists
    Also Poppy: *_Reality can be whatever I want it to be._*

  • @kylesmith5033
    @kylesmith5033 3 роки тому +327

    Random dude: WEEEEEE
    Russianbadger: it’s the damn French back from Brazil

    • @cellmax55
      @cellmax55 3 роки тому +8

      someone: *whee*
      badger: *Nam flashbacks*

    • @jaxxonr123
      @jaxxonr123 3 роки тому +2

      *OUI INTENSIFIES*

  • @Anonymous-73
    @Anonymous-73 2 роки тому +42

    11:46
    Definitely in my top 10 Russian Badger moments

  • @Brandon-oi7rm
    @Brandon-oi7rm 3 роки тому +321

    Badger wearing a hoodie or sweatshirt never ever seen before.

  • @BladeLigerV
    @BladeLigerV 3 роки тому +496

    I really hope “WHAT IS THE FUN FACT!?” becomes a running gag.

  • @crowofjudgement1640
    @crowofjudgement1640 3 роки тому +410

    "Then perish"
    Some dude in chat

  • @British_manndem
    @British_manndem 2 роки тому +42

    11:53
    The way they open fire gets me every time

  • @baconman2984
    @baconman2984 3 роки тому +178

    Ape Lincoln is the incarnation of “Reject humanity, return to monke”

  • @unfunnylad1866
    @unfunnylad1866 3 роки тому +757

    “who got da boof”
    “ᵂᴱ"

  • @slobonmygurt8354
    @slobonmygurt8354 3 роки тому +790

    Grouse yelling WHAT IS THE FUCKING FUN FACT is so goddamn hilarious to me

    • @moviemaker2011z
      @moviemaker2011z 3 роки тому +13

      He seemed so determined to hear the fun fact.

    • @Kebutor
      @Kebutor 3 роки тому +18

      *Pulls out gun: Now give us the FUN FACT and nobody gets hurt!

    • @sundeeprandhawa6007
      @sundeeprandhawa6007 2 роки тому +2

      @@Kebutor *coughs* your mo-
      *gunshot*

    • @TheCoolerMox
      @TheCoolerMox 2 роки тому +4

      @@Kebutor I will never give you the fun fact!!

    • @foxboy6145
      @foxboy6145 2 роки тому

      @Sundeep Randhawa
      That rat is gonna take the fun fact to the dang grave every time.

  • @lazyer0511
    @lazyer0511 2 роки тому +52

    3:30 just that genuine 'What the fuck!?'

    • @iamtheikeashark_anti_uttp
      @iamtheikeashark_anti_uttp Рік тому

      Just the "what the fuck!"

    • @jaxonmckay3504
      @jaxonmckay3504 4 місяці тому +1

      And just the *INSTANT* ragdoll the minute the dummy spawned in, mixed in the gmod sounds made it better

  • @DakiOng
    @DakiOng 3 роки тому +199

    "Good, That's one less loose end"
    -Ape Lincoln, 2009.

  • @doubleohryo7606
    @doubleohryo7606 3 роки тому +195

    RussianBadger: "I never thought I would be saying the words 2nd TABG Video"
    Also Russian Badger: *Immediately starts planning 3rd TABG video*

    • @Ba5ementBuilder
      @Ba5ementBuilder 3 роки тому +4

      we could use a third one.

    • @archkun9679
      @archkun9679 3 роки тому +2

      That's how it was with rainbow six lmao

    • @doubleohryo7606
      @doubleohryo7606 3 роки тому +1

      @@archkun9679 Haha honestly I wish I was as good as badger is at siege.

  • @theengineer1437
    @theengineer1437 3 роки тому +625

    I’m waiting to hear someone say “Landfall, is, boomer”

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 2 роки тому +7

    badger: "You can't shove a car down here!"
    poppy: _"Can't_ or _Shouldn't?"_

  • @gavinmaretzki6675
    @gavinmaretzki6675 3 роки тому +483

    "They're shoving me into a cage just so they can heal me, what sort of odd torture is this?"

    • @masked.7975
      @masked.7975 3 роки тому +16

      The opposite of sadism.
      Common sense.

    • @moogle68
      @moogle68 2 роки тому

      It's like how the US has to use a mandate to get people to take the vaccine that saves lives while countries in Africa and some in EU are still trying to simply get enough to give out to those that want it.

    • @theabsolutelycursedsprout9308
      @theabsolutelycursedsprout9308 2 роки тому +13

      @@masked.7975 cageheal me uwu~

    • @masked.7975
      @masked.7975 2 роки тому +5

      @@theabsolutelycursedsprout9308 hmmmmm

    • @cobaltordinaire5219
      @cobaltordinaire5219 2 роки тому +2

      @@masked.7975 so... Masochism?

  • @mrfashionguy1
    @mrfashionguy1 3 роки тому +499

    "Fun fact!"
    *pulls pin out of frag grenade*

    • @Beef_Master_Flex
      @Beef_Master_Flex 3 роки тому +15

      If I die this won’t be my problem it’ll be your problem

    • @shanonfree8210
      @shanonfree8210 3 роки тому +21

      @@Beef_Master_Flex “If you headshot me, this grenade is no longer my issue. It become YOUR issue.”

    • @blackjack2526
      @blackjack2526 3 роки тому +5

      @@shanonfree8210 I love this solution.

    • @generalshepherd1774
      @generalshepherd1774 3 роки тому +3

      When I pull the pin, Mr Grenade is not our friend.

    • @aquaisuseful682
      @aquaisuseful682 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂

  • @crongle369
    @crongle369 3 роки тому +151

    Badger: You can’t shove a car down here
    Poppy: On the contrary, observe

  • @leodavis4242
    @leodavis4242 2 роки тому +49

    10:32 has to be one of my favourite clips 🤣

  • @papaswag799
    @papaswag799 3 роки тому +244

    They should add to the word bank "THEN PERISH" Voiced by Badger himself

    • @sourduck1251
      @sourduck1251 3 роки тому +10

      well, look up a bit in the comment section, and you'll see that they will add Bruh.
      its somethin.

    • @rachelo_xuxu4592
      @rachelo_xuxu4592 3 роки тому

      Shoot. Boomer. THEN PERISH.

  • @bread5231
    @bread5231 3 роки тому +654

    The fact that Badger's videos has got me to play multiple games, when no other channel has, just says a lot about the pure talent this guy has

    • @thomasnolastname8734
      @thomasnolastname8734 2 роки тому +8

      All I gotta say
      Deathwing
      Badger makes that game worth every penny, even if my teammates wanna re-enact Vietnam

    • @jaspalsarkaria7281
      @jaspalsarkaria7281 2 роки тому +4

      @@thomasnolastname8734 fortunate son plays in the background as the purging of xeno scum commences

    • @theultimatetrashman887
      @theultimatetrashman887 2 роки тому

      fun fact

    • @exalted_space9224
      @exalted_space9224 Рік тому

      Division 2 and Remment from the Ashes.

    • @Piratejoe-uf7mk
      @Piratejoe-uf7mk Рік тому

      Insurgency sandstorm dauntless and payday 2

  • @thejurassicking916
    @thejurassicking916 3 роки тому +1477

    The double barrel mini gun is actually the phone game “Jetpack Joyride” 😂😂😂

  • @protecterofthedemonrealm
    @protecterofthedemonrealm 2 роки тому +4

    3:03 "PLAYED US LIKE A GOD DAMN FIDDLE" Has to be 1 of my favorite things to say

  • @conningturtlewolf4235
    @conningturtlewolf4235 3 роки тому +282

    Fun Fact: we now require another installment of this insanity

    • @swordmanshane3083
      @swordmanshane3083 3 роки тому +4

      Fun Fact: I agree with with this Fun Fact

    • @adamd3946
      @adamd3946 3 роки тому +4

      Fun Fact: facts are fun!

  • @ScuffedSoldier123
    @ScuffedSoldier123 3 роки тому +692

    “We didn’t know if you guys would say something racist”
    Well Simp , incel and Bean are banned off twitch now so does that count

    • @Gary_The_Metro
      @Gary_The_Metro 3 роки тому +50

      Incel and simp is like one thing but I just genuinely don't get why saying bean is banned, like bruh their mum made them eat beans and they hate that shit or something?

    • @olefey4791
      @olefey4791 3 роки тому +12

      Bean?

    • @mehjustf2218
      @mehjustf2218 3 роки тому +36

      Let’s not forget that the use of simp, incel, virgin was used 97% after the ban of it

    • @nashvontookus7451
      @nashvontookus7451 3 роки тому +6

      @@Gary_The_Metro
      Bean is a derogatory term for a Mexican

    • @Mas3d_p0ta3rs
      @Mas3d_p0ta3rs 3 роки тому +43

      @@nashvontookus7451
      Who the fuck calls a Mexican a bean lol
      Like I know what you mean but just "bean"?

  • @tj0321tj
    @tj0321tj 3 роки тому +268

    Poppy shoving a car into Brazil: “they said it could not be done”

  • @TakumiFujiwara8607
    @TakumiFujiwara8607 2 роки тому +10

    Badger is the only person that I know that can actually make a raid Shadow Legends ad funny

  • @lucky_ratz
    @lucky_ratz 3 роки тому +1550

    i- i kinda want a third one-

  • @ravenatort
    @ravenatort 3 роки тому +233

    Badger: "You can't get a car down here, you idiot!"
    Poppy: "Fun Fact! *YOU CAN."*

  • @piyohorizon8521
    @piyohorizon8521 3 роки тому +361

    “I WILL WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF JEFF: I WILL FEAR NO EVIL FOR I AM RUNNING COLD BLOODED PRO.”

  • @Guile_The_Exile
    @Guile_The_Exile 3 роки тому +43

    I feel like Poppy might be a dev or KNOW a dev who feeds him info on all the riDICulous shit that this game has to offer...

  • @alphawolf7764
    @alphawolf7764 3 роки тому +195

    "Totally Accurate Battlegrounds is a game made by god himself during a drunken coding rampage in the unity game engine!" -
    TheRussianBadger

    • @DamienDarksideBlog
      @DamienDarksideBlog 3 роки тому +4

      Gotta admit, better than "Like Skyrim, with guns"

    • @Ashy-zz5ug
      @Ashy-zz5ug 3 роки тому

      That should be on a bumper sticker

  • @lakloron
    @lakloron 3 роки тому +521

    I feel like everything landfall makes is just a shitpost, that they made because they were bored. but they're skilled enough to make it good.

    • @TheCaptainBear
      @TheCaptainBear 3 роки тому +24

      not too far off, wilnyl makes games for fun when hes bored

    • @snifey7694
      @snifey7694 3 роки тому +4

      5 years of coding make a good shit posts
      Oh sorry 8 years of coding since late 2014

    • @soldierhobbes1182
      @soldierhobbes1182 3 роки тому +29

      You’re not far off. TABG was just an April fools thing they slapped together while developing the Unit Possession mechanic for TABS. Mainly a Battle Royale shitpost that ended up getting popular enough at one point they decided to keep it around.

    • @DEATHSxNEMASIS
      @DEATHSxNEMASIS 3 роки тому +3

      well it takes skill to not appear to be skilled at all....they make shit because they like it and they know that people will like it too...simple as aha XD

    • @SollidnitrogeN
      @SollidnitrogeN 3 роки тому

      I remember when I played through clustertruck, and the final level was a bossfight against satan himself

  • @alslata_8629
    @alslata_8629 3 роки тому +406

    Fun fact: Humans are more foldable without bones

    • @jetstreak2786
      @jetstreak2786 3 роки тому +11

      _Ah yes, the Boneless Human._

    • @gibbyishungrybro
      @gibbyishungrybro 3 роки тому +2

      @@jetstreak2786 like my chicken wings

    • @identi8040
      @identi8040 3 роки тому +3

      @@gibbyishungrybro like my pizza.

    • @alslata_8629
      @alslata_8629 3 роки тому +2

      @@jetstreak2786 you wouldn’t want to imagine what I had to do for this ps5

    • @chrisbailey6153
      @chrisbailey6153 3 роки тому +4

      Is that so?
      Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today.

  • @shlipsk3898
    @shlipsk3898 3 роки тому +11

    The 1st thing that came to my mind as soon as Badger started hovering with the Mega Double barrel minigun was “ENEMY AC-130 INCOMING”

  • @t34tankinthewild72
    @t34tankinthewild72 3 роки тому +287

    3:37 "I turned myself into a warcrime Morty! I'M WARCRIME RICK!"

  • @Danny-gd2yo
    @Danny-gd2yo 3 роки тому +694

    Ah yes, my early Christmas gift

  • @justdiserts7950
    @justdiserts7950 3 роки тому +709

    Me: *sees badger fly with minigun*
    Also me: **Jetpack Joyride nostalgia hits**

  • @HuskyBoy-ug3ge
    @HuskyBoy-ug3ge Місяць тому +2

    If i were to describe TABG it would be...
    A ramen box full of fat stuffed noodles are thrown into a map and told to kill each other, with a arsenal to persuade them. And they constantly forget before firing a gun, that they are a noodle.

  • @spookymage3842
    @spookymage3842 3 роки тому +126

    Fun Fact: Badger is being made a soldier in the secret Brazilian army

  • @Starbright-nw7qw
    @Starbright-nw7qw 3 роки тому +141

    When Americans finally create Hover crafts it’s just a pick up truck with 4 double barreled mini guns for tires powered by P.B.R

    • @shortlived4303
      @shortlived4303 3 роки тому +7

      Yo, Badger just turned that round into a game of jetpack joyride.

    • @notbappo2435
      @notbappo2435 3 роки тому +4

      @@shortlived4303 only real ogs know this game

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 3 роки тому

      No its literally THE OLD GROUND EFFECT VEHICLE THE RUSSIANS MADE AND WE SAID WE MADE THE IDEA

    • @timothyledbetter2806
      @timothyledbetter2806 3 роки тому

      @@notbappo2435 That game was fuckin awesome i got the dog gadget.

    • @tony_fanta
      @tony_fanta 3 роки тому

      @@notbappo2435 lemme pull up on my dragon real quick

  • @SweatersInGame
    @SweatersInGame 3 роки тому +540

    Me: Mom can I have jetpack joyride
    Mom: We have Jetpack Joyride at home
    Jetpack Joyride at home: 7:12

    • @Karan-zg9bm
      @Karan-zg9bm 3 роки тому +19

      Is see it as an absoloute win

    • @mariothompson173
      @mariothompson173 3 роки тому +10

      I thought I was the only one who recognized this reference

    • @Lord_GhostBoner_
      @Lord_GhostBoner_ 3 роки тому +4

      I mean it is default jetpack joyride so your mom has a point

    • @painlessrelic3618
      @painlessrelic3618 3 роки тому +3

      Turkish space force

    • @K_P_A1
      @K_P_A1 3 роки тому +1

      even better

  • @delta8989
    @delta8989 Рік тому +2

    Remember: if it’s not hilarious just by sheer bug power and stupidity, it’s not landfall.

  • @derphunk5338
    @derphunk5338 3 роки тому +206

    4:50
    I don't know why JFK didn't just do this.

  • @dicedtheice8298
    @dicedtheice8298 3 роки тому +168

    “I’m here to warn you of the great evil coming”

    • @SovietArmyGuy
      @SovietArmyGuy 3 роки тому +4

      "The french"
      Dear god no

    • @drcawfee
      @drcawfee 3 роки тому +4

      That evil is RAID Shadow Legends

    • @Mamba922
      @Mamba922 3 роки тому +5

      His name is poppy

    • @ded__
      @ded__ 3 роки тому +1

      PopPy mOrE LiKE poOPy

    • @dantesteward4251
      @dantesteward4251 3 роки тому

      @@drcawfee yeah indeed

  • @sheilawilcher536
    @sheilawilcher536 3 роки тому +240

    TheRussianBadger: Yep I'm playing it again
    Fans: Excpected

    • @MonacTium
      @MonacTium 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah lol

    • @KaiTheRedWarrior8244
      @KaiTheRedWarrior8244 3 роки тому +7

      Yea cause the game is essentially Badger and his friends, this is the perfect game for them

    • @Nick12081
      @Nick12081 3 роки тому +1

      So that was a fucking lie

  • @TheGooberMan47
    @TheGooberMan47 3 місяці тому +2

    When badger was flying with the mega gun I was fully expecting a jetpack joyride reference or the music from the game lol

  • @kylekonopka8292
    @kylekonopka8292 3 роки тому +291

    Ok but seriously people don’t get him banned. It’s a lot better if he can actually talk to people instead of turning them into Swiss cheese out of fear

    • @Poppyfromtabg
      @Poppyfromtabg 3 роки тому +24

      trust me, he wont get banned from tabg lol. the only thing that can get you banned is actual cheating.

    • @bramtronix8662
      @bramtronix8662 3 роки тому +39

      @@Poppyfromtabg im pretty sure badjur is more worried about people stream sniping him and saying racial slurs to get him nuked on twitch

    • @Poppyfromtabg
      @Poppyfromtabg 3 роки тому +7

      @@bramtronix8662 oh yeah

    • @Poppyfromtabg
      @Poppyfromtabg 3 роки тому +8

      @@bramtronix8662 well the game has word filters so you cant say most bad stuff.

    • @bramtronix8662
      @bramtronix8662 3 роки тому +17

      @@Poppyfromtabg trust me being careful even when there are filters is better then being careless and getting his entire channel blown to bits

  • @junshap2427
    @junshap2427 3 роки тому +1406

    Fun fact: the Eiffle Tower grows 6 feet in the summer because the iron expands

    • @spun1930
      @spun1930 3 роки тому +30

      What

    • @Lapps_
      @Lapps_ 3 роки тому +140

      @@spun1930 its physics
      hot expands
      cold gets smaller
      theres exceptions like Water, cus ice has wider molecular net than water

    • @spun1930
      @spun1930 3 роки тому +48

      @@Lapps_ yeah, i know physics, this was just something i didn't know.

    • @caesarspeaks
      @caesarspeaks 3 роки тому +55

      It isn’t 6 feet it’s 6 centimetres

    • @moviemaker2011z
      @moviemaker2011z 3 роки тому +13

      @@Lapps_ isn't it that water expands by about 32% when frozen depending on circumstances like water in a glass vs a lake?

  • @truffly5520
    @truffly5520 3 роки тому +634

    random player: n word
    the badger crew: *Difficulty has been set to Death Sentence*
    11:46

    • @artransformeraqe5692
      @artransformeraqe5692 3 роки тому +31

      Firing squad commence

    • @fastmax6292
      @fastmax6292 3 роки тому +36

      YOU CALL IT RESISTING ARREST? WE CALL IT A DIFFICULTY TWEAK!

    • @MonacTium
      @MonacTium 3 роки тому +2

      L

    • @marcgarza6893
      @marcgarza6893 3 роки тому +7

      OK IM HERE WHO WANTS TO DIE

    • @MonacTium
      @MonacTium 3 роки тому +5

      @@marcgarza6893 im here and i bought drugs

  • @ywn1460
    @ywn1460 2 роки тому +1

    The reason you could see your face in 0:26 is because in both TABS (totally accurate battle simulator, the game TABG is based on and a game I totally recommend you play) and TABG, the camera is not placed on your face, but instead, is placed in front of your face. I think this was done to account for the vision of what weapon you’re holding and if any cosmetics would get in the way.

  • @Flaming_Saturn
    @Flaming_Saturn 3 роки тому +173

    Now we need a third video for whenever “bruh” gets added

    • @cellmax55
      @cellmax55 3 роки тому +2

      Boomer. Bruh. Boomer. Bruh. Bruh. Boomer. Stop.

  • @teller8824
    @teller8824 3 роки тому +144

    Captain Bear warned us of Poppy in that last video, god should we have taken his warning to heart

  • @gasmaskghost4110
    @gasmaskghost4110 3 роки тому +184

    We weren’t expecting Special forces
    *Oui intensifies*

    • @finalcartoon1044
      @finalcartoon1044 3 роки тому +1

      @UA-camr’s first Videos known bot, be gone

    • @thesaladman8400
      @thesaladman8400 3 роки тому +2

      We weren't expecting Special Forces
      "We wouldn't be here if you could handle teddy bears with sticks."

  • @martijnvu8835
    @martijnvu8835 3 роки тому +7

    2:48 Tactical Nuke Ready Turn The Key

  • @Ashy-zz5ug
    @Ashy-zz5ug 3 роки тому +156

    The prophecy was true.
    “Wait, Badger stop, there is a great evil coming, his name is Poppy, he is a man of potatoes.”
    Poppy is the name of a destroyer of worlds.

    • @Poppyfromtabg
      @Poppyfromtabg 3 роки тому +22

      i didnt choose this life...

    • @user-mn2mw1og8u
      @user-mn2mw1og8u 3 роки тому +5

      @@Poppyfromtabg I don’t believe you

    • @TheCaptainBear
      @TheCaptainBear 3 роки тому +4

      @@Poppyfromtabg you are a liar.

    • @Ashy-zz5ug
      @Ashy-zz5ug 3 роки тому +1

      @@Poppyfromtabg Oh sorry, you are a literal god at TABG.

  • @sebastiangaravito5580
    @sebastiangaravito5580 3 роки тому +404

    The people who disliked are the french who got blasted away

    • @hyliandoctor
      @hyliandoctor 3 роки тому +4

      And that's why there's no dislikes. Because they're all dead.

    • @Zedorfska
      @Zedorfska 3 роки тому +1

      the people who disliked are old players who are sick of the new people

    • @voidstrider801
      @voidstrider801 3 роки тому

      Oui.

  • @redman7775
    @redman7775 3 роки тому +32

    "As you might know, a couple weeks ago, i warned you of a great evil" -Captain Bear's last words, seconds before Badger emptied 10,000 volts into his face

  • @pyrogaming175
    @pyrogaming175 3 роки тому +16

    3:08 CAPTIAN BEAR OMG

    • @pyrogaming175
      @pyrogaming175 3 роки тому

      If you put 720p60, you see him glitching

  • @Slifergaming66
    @Slifergaming66 3 роки тому +54

    Oh so that what the french means when they say "there is a great evil coming, and his name is poppy" 😆😆😆

  • @averageohioian5433
    @averageohioian5433 3 роки тому +61

    "In space, no one can here you oui" - TheRussianBadger

  • @owencowie1364
    @owencowie1364 3 роки тому +109

    Fun fact:in the state of Arkansas it’s life for murder, and death for murder with a twenty two long rifle as the pain inflicted on the soul is so great. It’s basically a crime against humanity.