THE EMPIRE STRIKES CRINGE | Star Wars Battlefront II

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  • Опубліковано 2 лют 2022
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  • @CoconutBrah
    @CoconutBrah 2 роки тому +20218

    you are truly next level. literal GOAT

    • @Vilisnerson
      @Vilisnerson 2 роки тому +73

      Greatest Of All Tubers

    • @bonda_racing3579
      @bonda_racing3579 2 роки тому +35

      Not even he's a Literal Goat a godamn lawnmower.

    • @fishfossils8858
      @fishfossils8858 2 роки тому +1

      I believe thats Tom Brady
      ua-cam.com/video/8WxiZ0uOohc/v-deo.html

    • @jacksonard6383
      @jacksonard6383 2 роки тому +4

      im a subscriber too

    • @TK-317
      @TK-317 2 роки тому +5

      🐐

  • @yourfriendlyneighborhoodsc1447
    @yourfriendlyneighborhoodsc1447 7 місяців тому +345

    I would pay Disney's CEO directly, if it meant we get a star wars movie that's just 4 generic stormtroopers arguing like dipshits at the cafeteria table for 90 minutes.

    • @LeOwwAndRose
      @LeOwwAndRose 7 місяців тому +21

      Nah
      Pay Adult Swim
      They kind of already did it lol

    • @aesiro13
      @aesiro13 Місяць тому +11

      I'd totally take a slice-of-life show revolving around Star Wars with new protagonists every episode.

    • @theoriginalcosmicwanderer
      @theoriginalcosmicwanderer Місяць тому +4

      YES

    • @AlexLuedtke769
      @AlexLuedtke769 27 днів тому +1

      All voiced by badger and his crew

    • @nathansquared2685
      @nathansquared2685 24 дні тому +3

      Like 12 Angry Men but without the murder

  • @edwadloozley5309
    @edwadloozley5309 2 роки тому +2112

    Literally just hearing Scorch say “Your tactics confuse and frighten me sir,” put such a happy smile on my face, I’m so glad that got in the video

    • @damoclesecoe7184
      @damoclesecoe7184 2 роки тому +42

      You.
      Bacta.
      Now.

    • @thatsmuggamer
      @thatsmuggamer 2 роки тому +34

      Taking a sniper position!

    • @KingMetroid1
      @KingMetroid1 2 роки тому +28

      @@damoclesecoe7184 On my way squad leader.

    • @theonlytaco9511
      @theonlytaco9511 2 роки тому +25

      RIGHT! I instantly got it.
      I was like, “NO WAY! HE DID IT”
      this right here, is you get a sub.
      Major respect paid to the legacy, and us boomers

    • @dreytonmiller5550
      @dreytonmiller5550 2 роки тому +12

      13:05

  • @liquidrubbish
    @liquidrubbish Рік тому +1949

    The thing is your guys' conversations are actually kinda canonically accurate to Stormtroopers' actual conversations

    • @501stScout
      @501stScout Рік тому +27

      I would know

    • @tommyfox854
      @tommyfox854 Рік тому +18

      Wait, really, it is? { =|
      =D
      Oh that's amazing, that's so amazing! =D

    • @Commander23c
      @Commander23c Рік тому +5

      From what source…

    • @liquidrubbish
      @liquidrubbish Рік тому +168

      @@Commander23c The Mandalorian, for one thing...
      (shitpost energy has been inherent in stormtrooper lore since the original movie though, when one slammed their forehead into the blast doors and instead of reshooting they just put a bonk sound on it later)

    • @501stScout
      @501stScout Рік тому +5

      @@Commander23c Our source.

  • @rokechikan4481
    @rokechikan4481 Рік тому +788

    I imagine Badger and his friends being Clones during Order 66 but instead of being forced to kill Jedi against their will, they are ready and willing and start laughing each time they succeed while doing stupid shit.

    • @t.cameron3365
      @t.cameron3365 Рік тому +36

      “Damn shame.”

    • @dum5247
      @dum5247 11 місяців тому +18

      So Legends’ Clone Troopers in Order 66?

    • @anotherHelldiver
      @anotherHelldiver 7 місяців тому +8

      Badger and company Executing order 66 on Spider man and Banakin 🤣🤣😂

    • @winster32
      @winster32 3 місяці тому +3

      “Execute order 66.”
      Badger and the boys; “Sure boss, Lemme bring my torch.”

  • @zealdodoplayerdub9010
    @zealdodoplayerdub9010 2 роки тому +3161

    I love Heavenly's evolution.
    He went from cacodemon to Glamrock Freddy.

    • @dexketristo2349
      @dexketristo2349 2 роки тому +200

      I still prefer when he was a cacodemon. It was golden xD

    • @John-Stark
      @John-Stark 2 роки тому +224

      @@dexketristo2349 I feel like it is because he can't mocap the Cacodemon...

    • @jkill555
      @jkill555 2 роки тому +77

      New lore just dropped

    • @KenshiImmortalWolf
      @KenshiImmortalWolf 2 роки тому +137

      cacodemon, to doomguy, now he's glamrock freddy, who knows what's next

    • @dexketristo2349
      @dexketristo2349 2 роки тому +53

      @@John-Stark I meam, that is a very valid argument. I don't even want to imagine how slow the process of animating without one is.

  • @canadianjesus6683
    @canadianjesus6683 2 роки тому +1018

    "Are you stuck in a dead end job?"
    "Do you hate that your boss is the color blue?"
    "Does your squad leaders mushroom-like head confuse you?"
    Well I have the solution for you....
    *THE EMPIRE*

    • @theoneandonlydetraebean8286
      @theoneandonlydetraebean8286 2 роки тому +27

      Ends up working for admiral Thrawn eitherway

    • @Ben-li9zb
      @Ben-li9zb 2 роки тому +14

      Thrawn shows up.... -_-

    • @panther-nk2hn
      @panther-nk2hn 2 роки тому +10

      Well, not for the blue boss. There's still a chance of that...
      *thrawn noises*

    • @markusallen6818
      @markusallen6818 2 роки тому +1

      You kinda lost me
      Who looks like a mushroom

    • @fulcrum6008
      @fulcrum6008 2 роки тому +5

      @today was a good day dumb bot

  • @JolietJakeJ
    @JolietJakeJ Рік тому +259

    11:00 just imagine, you're pushing the objective, the enemy is SUPPOSED to be falling back, but you open that door and three flame troopers rush out and roast you and ONLY you.

    • @EndLooker-el8jn
      @EndLooker-el8jn 2 місяці тому +6

      I wouldn't even be mad that's top tier hating.

  • @thefettofthevoid
    @thefettofthevoid Рік тому +171

    6:24 Imagine if this conversation was in the mandalorian season 3 word for word verbatim before a fight scene. Unironically fucking golden.

    • @goroakechi6126
      @goroakechi6126 Рік тому +13

      “We should blow up Mandalore”

    • @JohnDoe12345.
      @JohnDoe12345. Рік тому +3

      @Goro Akechi you would be the one, huh?

    • @zkwlak257
      @zkwlak257 27 днів тому

      Stellaris users: Finally someone understands! (turns on the colossus)
      *context: that very conversation is often told as a meme about death-star-ing your own planets to reduce game lag and micro-managing burden.

  • @ArgoDevilian
    @ArgoDevilian 2 роки тому +891

    RussianBadger: "imma try to set Rey on fire while she fights Kylo"
    Kylo: "I have a better idea" Immediately uses the force to hold her in place
    the speed at which Kylo reacts to the flametrooper is just incredible

    • @dragonfell5078
      @dragonfell5078 2 роки тому +45

      That was legendary lmao
      Totally just BM'd that Rey, based af

    • @greeninferno1339
      @greeninferno1339 2 роки тому +26

      That’s a terrifying combo

    • @Unclassified_Wizard
      @Unclassified_Wizard 2 роки тому +24

      She already on the grill badger just turned the heat up

    • @kAY-yl5en
      @kAY-yl5en 2 роки тому +13

      Well, rey is kinda cringe

    • @w1ndgeneral226
      @w1ndgeneral226 2 роки тому +7

      @@kAY-yl5en
      So is JarJar

  • @parasiticus531
    @parasiticus531 2 роки тому +2579

    Gotta love how Badger's sense of humor has descended into absolute madness over time.

    • @thelastmohican951
      @thelastmohican951 2 роки тому +28

      Tbh, this was always where it was going to go, and it is glorious

    • @zerrierslizer1
      @zerrierslizer1 2 роки тому +13

      COHERENT Madness. :)

    • @ginraw
      @ginraw 2 роки тому

      Total madness we love it

    • @Captain1nsaneo
      @Captain1nsaneo 2 роки тому +9

      Pretty sure it's always been there just he has more resources now.

    • @blepinator7847
      @blepinator7847 2 роки тому +2

      no, he has ascended

  • @piecheese1214
    @piecheese1214 Рік тому +146

    13:53 *"Good soldiers follow orders."*

  • @sealover7134
    @sealover7134 2 роки тому +165

    2:12 "I haven't even touched the rum yet. Why is Skywalker a banana?" Absolutely amazing. XD

  • @theterrorofdimensions1326
    @theterrorofdimensions1326 2 роки тому +1611

    8:46 has the same energy for me as, "He's got a sword!" "You idiots, we've all got swords!" 🤣

  • @rockyboi9360
    @rockyboi9360 2 роки тому +1647

    You know its a badger video when theres so many memes in the first 30 seconds of the video that you pass out from laughter.

  • @hotshot590
    @hotshot590 Рік тому +157

    Something about 7:30 just kills me every time. Just the sheer incredulity and disappointment in Heavenly’s voice with that simple “No!” gets to me lmao

  • @angeb2756
    @angeb2756 Рік тому +101

    My favorite star wars character,
    Spiderman with his curved hilted, yellow banana-saber

    • @spoodybo
      @spoodybo Рік тому +1

      Even Darth Vader should be scared

  • @hunterhiggins9899
    @hunterhiggins9899 2 роки тому +1070

    Never in my 19 years would I imagine seeing a clone commando witness Kirby drop Darth Maul.

    • @LexMc0606
      @LexMc0606 2 роки тому +25

      Never in my 16 years would I imagine seeing a stormtrooper smoking a blunt LMFAO

    • @Haunted2077
      @Haunted2077 2 роки тому +5

      'Murica

    • @WreckinPoints11
      @WreckinPoints11 2 роки тому +9

      Never in my 19 years would I expect Bananakin

    • @MellowGrunt10
      @MellowGrunt10 2 роки тому +10

      Never in my 20 years would I have imagined seeing heavenly putting Rey in a microwave and cooking her like a hot pocket

    • @sealessseadog2735
      @sealessseadog2735 2 роки тому +2

      *just as God intended*

  • @MayBeSomething
    @MayBeSomething Рік тому +60

    8:38 - 9:16 is priceless!
    The ATF jokes are great, too!

  • @scorpion40k
    @scorpion40k Рік тому +39

    The Covenant when they see Chief charging head on into battle: 2:28

  • @aidanmccann3766
    @aidanmccann3766 2 роки тому +2817

    Badger: talks about restrictions on his past video
    Also badger: puts every clip that got him redacted last time into this video
    This is why I love these videos

    • @chezburgerking9297
      @chezburgerking9297 2 роки тому +26

      I want to like it but it is 69...

    • @go44yeah
      @go44yeah 2 роки тому +30

      @@chezburgerking9297 Then like it, because it deserves more than 69 my dude

    • @itsporson6270
      @itsporson6270 2 роки тому +11

      @@chezburgerking9297 We can get it to 420 likes

    • @zeed8678
      @zeed8678 2 роки тому +3

      💀

    • @Soapia99th
      @Soapia99th 2 роки тому +2

      Time stamp?

  • @joshualeigh6674
    @joshualeigh6674 2 роки тому +909

    6:15 now I want a five minute short of the boys in trooper uniform in a conference room discussing the economy of the empire and deciding “yeah, let’s blow SH** up. It’s good for unemployment rates”

    • @charlesws7825
      @charlesws7825 2 роки тому +8

      Just pray Potato Head Brandon doesn't think of an idea like that.

    • @Top2BottomGaming
      @Top2BottomGaming 2 роки тому +3

      Dude that would be fucking hilarious

    • @Ropetrick6
      @Ropetrick6 2 роки тому +3

      @@charlesws7825 I mean, Brandon Sanderson has managed to avoid killing most of his primary characters, so I don't think any praying is necessary.

    • @merchantziro4285
      @merchantziro4285 2 роки тому

      I want a movie about them and how they unintentionally caused 90% of the events in the original trilogy through sheer coincidence.

    • @charlesws7825
      @charlesws7825 2 роки тому

      @@Ropetrick6 Actually, I meant 'Let's Go Brandon!' Brandon. ;)

  • @kaitlynhiggins3993
    @kaitlynhiggins3993 3 місяці тому +4

    "You're behavior frightens and confuses me, sir." Ah, the memories of being the WORST Republic Commando and having to have SCORCH carry me through the game.

  • @erikferal
    @erikferal 8 місяців тому +6

    Stormtroopers arguing for Unemployment via Death Star gives me that Red VS Blue classic I've needed for ages.
    Here's hoping for "Spartans Argue for Halo Rings Activated to Solve the Insurrection, Covenant AND Flood."

  • @mischief8172
    @mischief8172 2 роки тому +17062

    This guy is literally the definition of quality over quantity.

  • @bigyeetus3903
    @bigyeetus3903 2 роки тому +1029

    2:28 The fear in that man's voice when seeing Master Chief is downright primal

    • @ivancdragoon
      @ivancdragoon 2 роки тому +21

      Shit dog thatd be my reaction too.

    • @w1ndgeneral226
      @w1ndgeneral226 2 роки тому +19

      The banished be like:

    • @vicentaguarcas5945
      @vicentaguarcas5945 2 роки тому

      @@ivancdragoon ua-cam.com/video/jyiP-32w9K8/v-deo.html

    • @wild_goose_0285
      @wild_goose_0285 2 роки тому

      "Mah-stah-chheef"

    • @patrickchaney
      @patrickchaney 2 роки тому +2

      And not a single joke was made about how “DEY PUT DE MAMSTAH CHIEF IN DE SHTARWARM”... Good... good.

  • @xundeadxintrox3477
    @xundeadxintrox3477 Рік тому +177

    This man makes me watch the sponsors, that's how good this man is

  • @sasquatchproductions9088
    @sasquatchproductions9088 Рік тому +30

    7:24 Gasoline would be so much better if it smelled like peanut butter, change my mind.

  • @merchantziro4285
    @merchantziro4285 2 роки тому +2986

    5:28
    Now I want Lucasfilms and Disney to actually approve of a Star Wars movie about a bunch of non-clone Stormtroopers who are exactly this, and they're indirectly responsible for 90% of the shit that goes down in the original Star Wars trilogy through sheer coincidence of events playing out. It would be perfection incarnate and make a bunch of die hard Star Wars fans scream.
    The cherry on top is Badger and his friends playing the Stormtroopers.

    • @WTFisTingispingis
      @WTFisTingispingis 2 роки тому +182

      Isn't that just Tag and Bink?

    • @freddman0135
      @freddman0135 Рік тому +138

      @@WTFisTingispingis yes, but instead of a couple of Stormtroopers its a full squad

    • @scraplichfield994
      @scraplichfield994 Рік тому +99

      @@freddman0135 the sheer neutral chaos will cause so much swaws.

    • @fallingloo9930
      @fallingloo9930 Рік тому +121

      *”And make a bunch of die hard Star Wars fans scream.”*
      *Bold of you to assume I don’t absolutely love this shit. Because I do.*

    • @WTFisTingispingis
      @WTFisTingispingis Рік тому +19

      @@freddman0135 legit

  • @aircooledgaming
    @aircooledgaming 2 роки тому +404

    Can we get a mocap suit behind-the-scenes? Imagine seeing badger just dancing and goofing about in an empty room with a mocap suit. No context, no music, just mocap.

    • @anarken1598
      @anarken1598 2 роки тому +29

      I'm just picturing Linda walking in on him doing some dumb shit and just having a casual conversation about taxes or some shit

    • @shanonfree8210
      @shanonfree8210 2 роки тому +3

      You should check his shorts channel

    • @kai9799
      @kai9799 2 роки тому

      @@shanonfree8210 got to it before me you lucky sod

    • @ThingInTheHall
      @ThingInTheHall 2 місяці тому

      ​@@kai9799bri'ish?

  • @nickboyer2564
    @nickboyer2564 8 місяців тому +7

    My guy this is the humor I have craved for a millenia. Do not stop posting

  • @CheshireTheMaid
    @CheshireTheMaid Рік тому +4

    >See's Master Chief
    "Dey put the Mamter Cheeb in de Battafron."

  • @AlwaysANemesis
    @AlwaysANemesis 2 роки тому +325

    Props to that Kylo Ren who _instantly_ jumped at the opportunity to make Rey into barbecue.
    "Oh, hello, flametrooper. *Let me assist you."*

    • @ArgoDevilian
      @ArgoDevilian 2 роки тому +36

      The man saw an opportunity and fucking took it

    • @VeraVemaVena
      @VeraVemaVena 2 роки тому +16

      He literally said "ay bro lemme cut it for you"

    • @VeraVemaVena
      @VeraVemaVena 2 роки тому +3

      @@meeper4927 that is not very kek.

    • @darckap2785
      @darckap2785 2 роки тому +3

      @rissini Aaaaand reported.

    • @secretbaguette
      @secretbaguette 2 роки тому

      @rissini Do you just have no shame?

  • @roeeklein1982
    @roeeklein1982 2 роки тому +376

    I just imagined Badger (a full-grown man) in a green screen suit, doin' his lil dance at the end of the video

    • @microsoftpain
      @microsoftpain 2 роки тому +12

      yeah. him getting the mocap equipment increased the quality of his videos tenfold. it's wonderful.

    • @angrytortilla4457
      @angrytortilla4457 2 роки тому +6

      i saw this comment right when he started dancing and it made it that much better lmao

  • @hughshax5903
    @hughshax5903 Рік тому +53

    14:17 this is where the fun begins

  • @thejusmar
    @thejusmar Рік тому +8

    8:45 is gold. The VC singing the TF2 dominating jingle has penetrated my brain.

  • @youngblood6281
    @youngblood6281 2 роки тому +927

    “The class shooting back at you is packing heat like Alec Baldwin.”
    Yup, definitely going to hell for laughing at that

    • @ricoparadiso
      @ricoparadiso 2 роки тому +2

      ✝️ *LORD JESUS DIED & ROSE AGAIN TO PAY THE DEBT OF UR SIN!*
      ✅By Faith in the sacrifice God has made are we saved from the penalty of sin!
      🔵Turn from your sin that leads to death & accept His Gift that leads to eternal Life!
      💜We are all sinners that need God. No one can say they are perfect to be able to pay their debt of sin. This is why only God could pay the penalty for us, that is merciful Love!

    • @mrjoe332
      @mrjoe332 2 роки тому +12

      And there is where we say goodbye to monetization. Goodbye monetization

    • @Leveezy
      @Leveezy 2 роки тому

      💥💥 ua-cam.com/video/0UxuXh0czFs/v-deo.html 💥💥

    • @JKieran555
      @JKieran555 2 роки тому

      It’s just because the vast majority of Badgers kills are bots. The ones that actually shoot back and kill you are the players.

    • @grantbody7080
      @grantbody7080 Рік тому

      @@ricoparadiso depends will he blast my brains out if I don’t believe with a 9mm

  • @admiralprince7925
    @admiralprince7925 2 роки тому +1027

    I love how Badger and his friends can make jokes out of anything and make it actually funny, from WW2 to planets being destroyed.

    • @joshjo9405
      @joshjo9405 2 роки тому +7

      Don't forget the Nazis

    • @ricoparadiso
      @ricoparadiso 2 роки тому +3

      ✝️ *LORD JESUS DIED & ROSE AGAIN TO PAY THE DEBT OF UR SIN!*
      ✅By Faith in the sacrifice God has made are we saved from the penalty of sin!
      🔵Turn from your sin that leads to death & accept His Gift that leads to eternal Life!
      💜We are all sinners that need God. No one can say they are perfect to be able to pay their debt of sin. This is why only God could pay the penalty for us, that is merciful Love!

    • @darckap2785
      @darckap2785 2 роки тому +1

      @@meeper4927 Time to mark someone as spam again...

    • @darckap2785
      @darckap2785 2 роки тому +3

      @@ricoparadiso Also you. You're also getting reported for spam.

    • @jentegeeraerts1119
      @jentegeeraerts1119 2 роки тому +2

      Usually it's atrocities, but that's okay

  • @Iceleopard45
    @Iceleopard45 Рік тому +53

    This is essentially the old eu being revived in this video

  • @metaIpipe
    @metaIpipe Рік тому +33

    9:05 showing my 100% off gift card to the cashier

  • @killianasheart5175
    @killianasheart5175 2 роки тому +735

    0:44 I love all the old fashion battlefront noises you used here. Brings back memories.

    • @darthball2723
      @darthball2723 2 роки тому +9

      @Naura Anisaha what the fuck

    • @jake_1255
      @jake_1255 2 роки тому +4

      Stood out so much to me, gotta love the classic sound effects

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 2 роки тому +4

      @@darthball2723 Bot. Just report them for $exual content

    • @lukekruithof9677
      @lukekruithof9677 2 роки тому

      @Naura Anisaha no

    • @lukekruithof9677
      @lukekruithof9677 2 роки тому

      @@ALJ9000 no

  • @majorchief5449
    @majorchief5449 2 роки тому +503

    I was wondering if he was gonna mention the immortality bug, I’m glad to know I’m not the only one experiencing it all the time

    • @darthferaligatr2968
      @darthferaligatr2968 2 роки тому +17

      It's hackers causing it, not a game bug

    • @bickle8931
      @bickle8931 2 роки тому +15

      Its not a bug hackers were trying to troll and it snowballed and messed up the servers

    • @lubrito9272
      @lubrito9272 2 роки тому +2

      I haven't experienced this bug at all

  • @maggiedeatherage3901
    @maggiedeatherage3901 Рік тому +14

    4:54 SIGN ME THE F**K UP

  • @501stScout
    @501stScout Рік тому +47

    Mans straight up representing the Scout Corps!

  • @danielsong8307
    @danielsong8307 2 роки тому +858

    11:14 If you look closely, he gets by a rocket and dies for .25 seconds before it cuts to the next scene.

    • @CQBlitz0
      @CQBlitz0 2 роки тому +63

      Top ten moments just before disaster

    • @xShadowNinjaEX
      @xShadowNinjaEX 2 роки тому +30

      Bruh you just see the sparks and thats it 🤣

    • @plumdowner1941
      @plumdowner1941 2 роки тому +24

      You seen a gunshot for one frame and it immediately cuts to the next scene.

    • @Wes81782
      @Wes81782 2 роки тому +4

      I think I can hear the dio stop time sfx in the background

    • @johntorreto4485
      @johntorreto4485 Рік тому +10

      So Alec Baldwin was using a Rocket Launcher that Match?

  • @codenamejolt
    @codenamejolt 2 роки тому +1719

    6:13
    I'd love to see a Star Wars spin off series focusing on Stormtroopers voiced by Badger and friends

  • @AkaRetribution
    @AkaRetribution 11 місяців тому +7

    You see the hardest part about this is actually getting that group of friends that makes any game fun.

  • @Notetaker1790
    @Notetaker1790 10 місяців тому +7

    10:44 nice Badger
    But
    ...
    *The Titanfall franchise would like to have a word with you*

  • @izdigi25
    @izdigi25 2 роки тому +327

    Heavenly being GL Freddy:
    “Gregory, do you see that alcohol on that table? Get me it. I need it to eat this pizza because I’m lactose intolerant”

  • @jakeharry4338
    @jakeharry4338 2 роки тому +415

    12:40 all I could think of is Zanny and his friends just going “THEY FLY NOW”

    • @netdawg2k671
      @netdawg2k671 2 роки тому +26

      Another member of the zanclan!!!

    • @Quartern
      @Quartern 2 роки тому +5

      Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well

    • @barragethree5047
      @barragethree5047 2 роки тому +2

      Even Clonathan got a cameo in this vid!

    • @false_banana
      @false_banana 2 роки тому +8

      You know a zanny and russianbadger collab would be a DREAM

    • @someinternetperson1597
      @someinternetperson1597 2 роки тому

      @@netdawg2k671 Zanclan forever!

  • @skuffy4930
    @skuffy4930 Рік тому +10

    Rey getting toasted to death by a flame trooper is the ending we all wish we got.

  • @essamarram7525
    @essamarram7525 7 місяців тому +3

    I love that Kylo caught on and was basically the stick holding the marshmallow over the campfire

  • @MadKingIII
    @MadKingIII 2 роки тому +386

    I sometimes forget that Spencer looks EXACTLY like the type of person to work in finance whilst acting like the exact OPPOSITE of what I'd expect from someone who works in finance.

    • @laatmaasquanariin3945
      @laatmaasquanariin3945 2 роки тому +60

      I forgot badgers real name was Spencer.
      This feel like cursed information

    • @MadKingIII
      @MadKingIII 2 роки тому +15

      @@laatmaasquanariin3945 he mentioned his nose in an old Battlefield Video and I cant unsee it. I literally wouldn't have noticed it without him saying it. Truly cursed knowledge

    • @whsprLenYT
      @whsprLenYT 2 роки тому +8

      @@MadKingIII DEL-FUCKING-ETE THIS.

    • @heitordealmeida6599
      @heitordealmeida6599 2 роки тому +4

      Even his name makes you think that

    • @StarboyXL9
      @StarboyXL9 2 роки тому +3

      @@MadKingIII Wait, is he a small hat?

  • @ghostemptation8979
    @ghostemptation8979 2 роки тому +277

    "Master chief, mind telling me what you are doing on that franchise?"
    "sir, Mods"

  • @owenboi8488
    @owenboi8488 Рік тому +22

    I am a hardcore Star Wars fan and the hot pocket Rey joke is 😂

  • @AppleIstory
    @AppleIstory Рік тому +23

    Can we all appriciate how he suffers for hours and hours to make these videos to entertain us

  • @Peekofwar
    @Peekofwar 2 роки тому +842

    6:50 - This sounds like the kind of thing you'd hear in the background coming from a group of troopers who are on break or in their quarters off-shift.

    • @andrewowens4421
      @andrewowens4421 2 роки тому +89

      That's so true. They'd probably get real into which planets they should blow up and the pros and cons for each.

    • @fallaciousUnion
      @fallaciousUnion Рік тому +42

      Arkham city dialogue

    • @bluesbest1
      @bluesbest1 Рік тому +54

      @@andrewowens4421 I don't think there's a more chaotic/imaginative group of people than bored military troopers.

    • @ltchugacast131
      @ltchugacast131 Рік тому +13

      Star Wars Splintercell style stealth game

    • @bobdaking3290
      @bobdaking3290 Рік тому

      Seriously tho

  • @w1ndgeneral226
    @w1ndgeneral226 2 роки тому +331

    14:17
    First covenant, then banished, now first order, *Chief is going places.*

    • @BanditGraves989
      @BanditGraves989 2 роки тому +18

      Chief’s doin numbers

    • @user-no3id7li4h
      @user-no3id7li4h 2 роки тому +5

      @@BanditGraves989 on my soul

    • @uhohmemebiggestboy212
      @uhohmemebiggestboy212 2 роки тому +3

      Just imagine a Halo pulling up on the death star or star killer lmao

    • @DreadnoughtDT
      @DreadnoughtDT 2 роки тому +6

      @@uhohmemebiggestboy212 *Halo theme intensifies as Alpha Halo obliterates all life in the Star Wars galaxy*

  • @gojiboy7642
    @gojiboy7642 Рік тому +8

    Badger: *takes form of scout trooper for narration*
    Also badger never once using a scout trooper in the video

  • @rasprin9042
    @rasprin9042 Рік тому +18

    IT'S ALL CRUMBS (4:01)

  • @Vo_Memes
    @Vo_Memes 2 роки тому +519

    Why did i expected "peanut butter jelly time" from Bananawalker? XD

    • @recitationtohear
      @recitationtohear 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/MyFhsmJ5wzc/v-deo.html
      Don't Miss This..

    • @Andrew-ry9be
      @Andrew-ry9be 2 роки тому +1

      Hey, I just watched your Encanto videos. Good stuff.

    • @graydawn2661
      @graydawn2661 2 роки тому +13

      I feel like calling him bananakin makes more sense

    • @keeganguyer5237
      @keeganguyer5237 2 роки тому +2

      @@graydawn2661 *snickers* bananakin bananawalker…

    • @AngryCanadianGoose95
      @AngryCanadianGoose95 2 роки тому

      @@keeganguyer5237 Bananakin Peelslipper?

  • @cursedneos6334
    @cursedneos6334 2 роки тому +432

    If Badger and his crew were in Rise Of Skywalker, that shit would be a 10/10 movie.

    • @Friendly_Neighborhood_Dozer
      @Friendly_Neighborhood_Dozer 2 роки тому +22

      It’d be awesome if they made a parody using mocap-suits

    • @t850terminator
      @t850terminator 2 роки тому +18

      I do think it would be improved if Kylo and Rey just pulled out 1911s and started shooting at each other while arguing and screaming about random stuff 😤

    • @exalted_space9224
      @exalted_space9224 2 роки тому

      4

    • @brunopavlovic9794
      @brunopavlovic9794 2 роки тому +3

      The fact that you are right makes me angry and happy at the same time

    • @Montesama314
      @Montesama314 2 роки тому +9

      Setting Rey on fire during her whole "I'm so dark, oh no" phase would have been awesome. Use those bullshit force powerups to heal from THAT, Mary Sue.

  • @stardew1986
    @stardew1986 Рік тому +8

    I absolutely love all of your group, you have helped me through depression more than 1 time and I would just like to say thanks

  • @anthonyoliver418
    @anthonyoliver418 Рік тому +10

    The one trooper in the monkey brain segment with that walk is so funny I replayed it multiple times!

  • @laku-tikku554
    @laku-tikku554 2 роки тому +196

    Badger and his squad is literally the Bad Company squadron of the Star Wars universe.

  • @impofstpete727
    @impofstpete727 2 роки тому +1070

    This dude:
    Brings his friends for everything he does giving them exposure to his audience.
    Genuinely uses the products or programs that sponsor him.
    Acknowledges the regular folks who support him, especially when they do something awesome or really amazing.
    Plays on public servers so regular folks get a chance to potentially interact with him in a real game.
    Takes at least a month to put together quality content that makes us eager to see what he cooks up next.
    Badger is a true man of the people who cares about his channel, his supporters, and his audience. I have the utmost respect for you brother.

    • @liamdriscoll1140
      @liamdriscoll1140 2 роки тому +57

      I'm willing to bet you that this is because he doesn't see it as a channel or business, he's just having fun.

    • @singularleaf3895
      @singularleaf3895 2 роки тому +42

      @@liamdriscoll1140 which I wished more people did, but I understand why they don't, since most people need more then just air soup to survive.

    • @churchA.I
      @churchA.I 2 роки тому +29

      @@liamdriscoll1140 this is strongly backed up by his fun first mentality, he rates games not on quality, but by how fun they were.

    • @ugrena7419
      @ugrena7419 2 роки тому +18

      @@churchA.I Although with a friend group like the one Badger has, even a fucking Unity asset Flip would be insanely fun.

    • @subtilizer5657
      @subtilizer5657 2 роки тому +6

      @@ugrena7419 you aren't wrong my friend group has about the same chaotic mentality if only they had better PCs lol

  • @barely_trying
    @barely_trying Рік тому +7

    This was the first video from Badger I saw,and when I saw how amazing the animation was and how funny and meme-filled his videos were,I was hooked.Absolute CHAD of a youtuber.

  • @Unexpected-AC
    @Unexpected-AC 11 місяців тому +4

    broooo 6:55 had me dying of laughter there man

  • @ace_atomic3023
    @ace_atomic3023 2 роки тому +319

    "you can't just G L A S S a planet and say you did it to solve the unemployment problem" - Badger 2022

    • @Friendly_Neighborhood_Dozer
      @Friendly_Neighborhood_Dozer 2 роки тому +7

      If you blow up the earth, not a single human would be unemployed

    • @Wafflelord-Gaming
      @Wafflelord-Gaming 2 роки тому +7

      Badger what do you mean! This is exactly how the arbiter solved the covenant unemployment problem caused by the grunt rebellion

    • @mortalsno4086
      @mortalsno4086 2 роки тому +1

      Yo you watched the video too? That's so sick man

    • @its_me367
      @its_me367 2 роки тому

      BEST QUOTE OF 2022

    • @DrewSavo
      @DrewSavo 2 роки тому +2

      @@Wafflelord-Gaming We already know Arbiter doesn’t care.
      He be like “I don’t wipe cuz I don’t let shit bother me.”

  • @KazimiraPR
    @KazimiraPR 2 роки тому +437

    I literally watched badger since the days of battlefield 3 and honestly seeing his descent into utter madness. *FASCINATING.*

    • @darckap2785
      @darckap2785 2 роки тому +5

      Wow, these bots in the replies are annoying.

    • @echodelta2172
      @echodelta2172 2 роки тому +4

      interior crocodile alligator...clothmonsters...that is all

    • @cooldawggaming1802
      @cooldawggaming1802 2 роки тому +4

      Wtf is wrong with these bots in the reply section

    • @rheannemedillo3982
      @rheannemedillo3982 2 роки тому +3

      someone please report these bots to youtube

  • @SpiritWolfeMoon
    @SpiritWolfeMoon Рік тому +19

    As a StarWars fan you didn't ruin it for me
    You made it even better

  • @layne6972
    @layne6972 Рік тому +2

    I would love a series that just follows a group of storm troopers going about their days and missions with dumbass banter like in this video. It could be the most serious plot imaginable and yet somehow the goofiest goobers show up and talk about wondering how glassing a planet could "effect the Burger King economy."

  • @willy_b_coyote
    @willy_b_coyote 2 роки тому +278

    Battlefront 2: *exists*
    Badger: Imma bout to end this man’s whole career.

  • @hargelshnarfel9315
    @hargelshnarfel9315 2 роки тому +138

    That motion capture suit has to be one of the greatest decision on Badger's channel.

    • @tokumo2190
      @tokumo2190 2 роки тому +6

      the greatest financial decision made by a serial shitposter

    • @thetattooedyoshi
      @thetattooedyoshi 2 роки тому +1

      A several-thousand dollar investment well worth the price of admission

    • @zachdavis8251
      @zachdavis8251 2 роки тому +1

      @@thetattooedyoshi thirty-one thousand, if I recall correctly.

  • @louisbenoitkang5800
    @louisbenoitkang5800 Рік тому +1

    random Trooper :
    PARY THIS YOU FILTY CASUAL
    Ray :
    *Dies in flamme*

  • @brothermothoftheflame857
    @brothermothoftheflame857 Рік тому +1

    I would honestly watch a series where it's just a bunch of random troopers fucking around like you guys. I truly would watch that.

  • @amazingfan15
    @amazingfan15 2 роки тому +856

    5:33 to be fair, the Ashen One would totally win that fight

    • @NoName-hy6xj
      @NoName-hy6xj 2 роки тому +57

      Yea Ashy boy fought Gods and Lords of Cinders

    • @krodmandoon3479
      @krodmandoon3479 Рік тому +31

      The Ashen One would win a *lot* of fights

    • @LotteLattes
      @LotteLattes Рік тому +70

      your lightsaber can kill me in one hit? NOTHIN NEW TO ME I JUST WONT GET HIT *Rolls with malicious intent*

    • @redhunter9669
      @redhunter9669 Рік тому +10

      Might take a few tries

    • @cradleofchaos4923
      @cradleofchaos4923 Рік тому +2

      No question

  • @Peterdudedebaz
    @Peterdudedebaz 2 роки тому +512

    “The rate of everything turns to zero.”
    *Not the death rate*

    • @TheMcK777
      @TheMcK777 2 роки тому +4

      Needs to be a legendary comment

    • @churchA.I
      @churchA.I 2 роки тому +4

      Typical stellaris "determined exterminator" enjoyer

    • @kingqasmoke2802
      @kingqasmoke2802 2 роки тому +23

      @@TheMcK777 it does on day 2

    • @violetcaster4644
      @violetcaster4644 2 роки тому +4

      @@kingqasmoke2802 Beat me to it.

    • @randorookie8587
      @randorookie8587 2 роки тому +1

      That goes straight to 100%

  • @Ulquiorra191
    @Ulquiorra191 Рік тому +10

    10:13 isn't that just current tf2

  • @mattwo7
    @mattwo7 2 місяці тому +2

    13:09 Who in their right mind would play as a battle droid, the single worst cannon fodder in Star Wars?

  • @cooperedens2817
    @cooperedens2817 2 роки тому +516

    If you listen closely at about 9:20 you can hear someone saying, "Heavenly are you ok?" and that's both wholesome yet hilarious to me.

    • @Julianothingelse
      @Julianothingelse 2 роки тому +27

      I feel you are broken

    • @ShephardFamily06
      @ShephardFamily06 2 роки тому +11

      I Heard that too

    • @rmgelite3967
      @rmgelite3967 2 роки тому +43

      I heard it, but more specifically at 9:17. You're close tho. 👍🏼 never noticed it since it cut so quick.

  • @galaxia7592
    @galaxia7592 2 роки тому +307

    13:32 Never thought I would see the Gun That Can Kill The Past in 3D. Wonder where Badger got it from.

    • @relstrum1498
      @relstrum1498 2 роки тому +22

      badger later died because he didnt have wax wings to cheese the minecart room

    • @michaelsnavley6513
      @michaelsnavley6513 2 роки тому +13

      Has he played Enter the Gungeon before? I can't tell.

    • @GungeonPro
      @GungeonPro 2 роки тому +1

      I wanna know too!

  • @brody2k
    @brody2k Рік тому +3

    "Do you guts even know who the MonkeyLizard Salacious B Crumb is?"
    Don't you know who the fuck we are?

  • @alecchristiaen4856
    @alecchristiaen4856 Рік тому +2

    I'd love to see a star wars spin-off (Lion King 1.5 style) where it's just Badger and friends shitposting across the trilogies.

  • @Calibers50
    @Calibers50 2 роки тому +347

    6:29 probably a true statement since nearly 6.1 billion imperials died on the death-star during it's destruction.

    • @human3745
      @human3745 2 роки тому +15

      Million not billion.

    • @CQBlitz0
      @CQBlitz0 2 роки тому +17

      @@human3745 and the 6 million came from both death stars, they each had smaller numbers than six

    • @Privatepain1234
      @Privatepain1234 2 роки тому +15

      Well maybe they shouldn't have put so many troops on a giant target in space

    • @sambridgers9543
      @sambridgers9543 Рік тому

      Ah, here we go, more Imperial propaganda inflating their personnel numbers just to make the other side look bad. Alderaan had 2 billion people when it went boom boom, so let's not talk about moral superiority.

  • @chaImers
    @chaImers 2 роки тому +406

    if you’re used to hopping in and out of servers to find a playable game, sounds like it’s time for a tf2 video

    • @MysteryGeek2006
      @MysteryGeek2006 2 роки тому +17

      @Gerniyye______🍅 Shut up bot

    • @Kebutor
      @Kebutor 2 роки тому +4

      @Gerniyye______🍅 Begone BOT!

    • @cherrygrabber7172
      @cherrygrabber7172 2 роки тому +11

      Been waiting for it since the references to the game, and wondered when it'll show up.
      Still good, just takes a while to get a clean server. Wondered if Valve will ever sue those bot hosts, if only. Not only are they mass hacking, they're making the game unplayable to a lot of players still willing to play from time to time.
      It boggles the mind for there to be anyone defending them, it's like slapping someone's sandwich out of their hands and then say it was just a prank bro. *Sigh*

    • @iamthatpenguin595
      @iamthatpenguin595 2 роки тому +1

      Hey this comment section looks like team fortress 2 :D

  • @ginnungagap9793
    @ginnungagap9793 Рік тому +1

    Badger: "It's like peanut butter and gasoline: these two things were never meant to be together, but somehow the universe found a way."
    Me: "ah yes this peanut butter kush ought to do nicely"

  • @colton5211
    @colton5211 Рік тому +3

    2:57
    Before I unwrap this Whopper
    That has aged like a fine wine

  • @sladekiller9820
    @sladekiller9820 2 роки тому +231

    I can’t believe I took down Master Chief. I had such a blast playing with y’all that night and I feel blessed to be part of this community.

  • @ryxtan
    @ryxtan 2 роки тому +170

    "roasting bad guys"
    With a clip of a burning rebel. Glad to see Badger is a cultured individual.

    • @snailboi6902
      @snailboi6902 2 роки тому +1

      YES. THE EMPIRE IS THE BEST FIT FOR GALACTIC RULE.
      ua-cam.com/video/bjWokxCfCvs/v-deo.html
      ^film theory video on why^

    • @NALTOdeluxe
      @NALTOdeluxe 2 роки тому +1

      @@snailboi6902 you… you didn’t link to some off topic cringe video from someone begging for subs.
      Bless your souls friend.

    • @snailboi6902
      @snailboi6902 2 роки тому

      @@NALTOdeluxe what?

    • @khora3845
      @khora3845 2 роки тому +1

      @@snailboi6902 most people putting links in comments are either begging for subs or por
      bots

    • @NALTOdeluxe
      @NALTOdeluxe 2 роки тому

      @@khora3845 someone gets it.

  • @CGARFCommanderBridge
    @CGARFCommanderBridge Рік тому +1

    Someone:*hacks*
    EA:I sleep
    Someone:*plays online forgetting they have a mod installed*
    EA:U WOT M8

  • @employedhawk885
    @employedhawk885 Рік тому +1

    the one youtuber who's sponsor segments i genuinely enjoy watching

  • @surgebot001
    @surgebot001 2 роки тому +186

    This was such a god damn treat to watch, from start to finish. even when you're SPONSORED you make it absolutely hilarious. Glad you're taking the time to "Make the best damn video, every single time."

    • @thatswhyyoshoesraggedy9188
      @thatswhyyoshoesraggedy9188 2 роки тому +2

      @today was a good day silence bot

    • @JoMiMi_h
      @JoMiMi_h 2 роки тому

      As someone who has used Current for a few years (back when they said it was for college students), I can confirm that it's extremely good.

    • @surgebot001
      @surgebot001 2 роки тому

      @@JoMiMi_h was less of a "oh god, sponsor", and more of a "man, he even takes time to make the sponsored bits great, i love it"

    • @JoMiMi_h
      @JoMiMi_h 2 роки тому

      @@surgebot001 Ye, I know.

  • @TyDex2418
    @TyDex2418 2 роки тому +242

    Badger making a whole video basically gushing about how much he appreciates his friend group is so adorable

    • @HUNTR11
      @HUNTR11 2 роки тому +3

      This is what they mean by relationship goals

    • @TyDex2418
      @TyDex2418 2 роки тому +1

      @@HUNTR11 you're exactly right

  • @Smoreshroom
    @Smoreshroom Рік тому +11

    3:54 white man jumpscare

  • @alexiscoolll
    @alexiscoolll Рік тому +16

    3:38 was that the tf2 detonator sound?????

  • @DevilGeneImbued
    @DevilGeneImbued 2 роки тому +176

    Y’know, Badger would absolutely love The Republic Commandos if he knew their lore. Highest trained genetically advanced Clone soldiers who were literally trained by fucking MANDALORIANS. Equipped with hidden high frequency vibro-blades that cut through armor like it’s wet toilet paper, and a fully customizable DC-17m blaster that could change classes on the fucking fly. These guys could take mandalorians in a fist fight and make Jedi and Sith flinch

    • @Fairfieldfencer
      @Fairfieldfencer 2 роки тому +24

      This dude knew about Salacious B. Crumb and actually read up on Warhammer 40K lore. No way in Hell he does not know about the Commandos.

    • @charlesws7825
      @charlesws7825 2 роки тому +2

      Yep, basically every Stormtrooper since (I mean in Palpatine's time; who knows jack shit about how the First Order got their Stormtroopers?) were basically copies of the copies of the copies of the copies of clones who didn't measure up to the Republic Commandos. It's no wonder they couldn't shoot for shit in the original trilogy unless you put something as big as a SANDCRAWLER in front of them. Sure, any asshole is 'precise' shooting at a vehicle as big as an office building!
      By the way, the game Republic Commando rules. Just saying. :)

    • @churchA.I
      @churchA.I 2 роки тому

      @@charlesws7825 stormtroopers we're very accurate, it's just the plot armor of that movie made battleships look like destroyers

  • @oliverbowen8615
    @oliverbowen8615 2 роки тому +166

    “We screwed up the Star Wars universe” *Strom trooper hittin a fat vape* “Allow me to introduce the sequels”

  • @terranova1330
    @terranova1330 Рік тому +3

    Oh, my, god, it feels like Badger is what the starwars universe needs, just 1 minute in a starwars movie, where TheRussianBadger and his buddies are talking about something random before a bunch-o-rebels show up

  • @mattwo7
    @mattwo7 2 місяці тому +1

    0:10 Spider-Man, Master Cheif, a handful of Star Wars characters. All that's missing are Jonsey, Peely, getting jobbed Fishstick getting jobbed, Meowscles, Peter Griffin, Deadpool and a million Winterfest Bushrangers getting non-canonically jobbed and it will be exactly like Fortnite.