@@azathoththe3rd no its an old shack inside a garbage dump, they could barely program the game without getting their electricity cut off every 5 mins cuz they committed tax fraud
5:50 This makes me want to hear one of the other heisters call Jacket "Chicken Little". Also i ended up in a server with Jurassic420 and spent the entire round watching this man get kill after kill.
I swear, badger is the only person to date that has made me laugh while trying to sell me a shaving kit. That guy gaming so hard that his shorts just burst into flames had me wheezing.
As a Ohioan I have one complaint: The bar is made of fucking corn. It's just corn. There's only corn. This is a cry for help. The corn is coming. Help.
The visceral irony that is badger being friends with Mozzie's VA while simultaneously being on the ubisoft no stage appearances list kills me every single time
@@gizzVv He's "canonically an edgelord in the Ubisoft/Rainbow 6 Siege Cinematic Universe" (that's pretty much a quote from Badger). The R6S dev team apparently hates him, but the Ubisoft Marketing team loves him 🤣
Why is Badger the only youtuber to do the sponsor bit right? He sprinkles clips in that tie into what he's talking about with the read and makes them genuinely enjoyable to watch. He memes the shit out of it and that makes me actually listen. Sponsor people, take fuckin notes, this is how you do it
Respect to you man. But I play on a modified toaster, and I can only play Roblox Phantom Forces on 29 frames AVERAGE. But the sad part is, is that not all maps can be ran on 29 frames. Also I have 2 graphics on my settings
Badger is the only UA-camr whose ads you want to watch purely because “Ball spray is the least weird part of this video.” is not a sentence you want to randomly skip to without context.
I love how casually he says that he's playing with mozzie, like it's part for the course at this point, next thing you know mozzie gets a crying seal charm for his p10 pepperoni in r6 🤣
i love how welcoming this games community is They'lll practically high five you and then hand you a can of sprite if your new like: "welcome to hell, fren!"
Suggestion: add a “shotgun barrel” barrel attachment that makes your gun shoot 9 of that specific gun’s caliber i.e 9mm, 7.62, 5.56, 50. cal, etc. in a shogun type spray pattern. It would also effectively sextuple shotgun rounds as well.
Reminds me of Bastion from D2 basically a 3 round burst of slug rounds fired like a cluster of 7 per burst....so thats 21 slugs hitting you simultaneously
Therussianbadger is one of the few fucken people who id watch through his sponsership ads of his video because of the sheer enjoyment i have of his content
You got me laughing hard... badger and his buddies were trying to add comically large spoon to payday... as a joke... It would be even more funny if it would be to come true
Improve how friendly the game is towards graphics cards when there's a lot of moving parts, cause if it goes down to 45 fps with a f*cking RTX 3090.... My computer ain't gonna stand a chance in those situations
*Badger... I have ran from the other village to tell you... your request.. has been fulfilled the payday, comically.. large.. spoon.. is here* **dies**
Something that I’ve noticed about Martin is that, like James Woods and Hades, he does the voice lines for Mozzy by just existing because they’re both chaotic, they’re both a little bit nutty and they’re both unironically Australian
For years, I never noticed but all his sfm models he uses he makes sure their mouths are always covered so he doesnt have to go through the hell of animating lips and mouths. The only model with a mouth he uses is the Cacodemon and it's just opening and closing the jaw for screams. I'm an idiot for not noticing this sooner xD
The funny thing is, there's a species of crustacean that can punch so hard the surrounding particles ignite and combust. We may be able to derive numerical answers from that.
Suggestion: A "Normal Glock" that incorporates "BRUH" into it, shooting yields a small chance for it to say "BRUH", when it does, it's a one shot kill.
"Ohio is literally a rural bar fight of a state" Well you aren't wrong, and now I see the other Ohio refernece and I gotta ask, How did you know so much about the literal corn?
Weapon suggestion: The Unifier: An RPG that when it hits an enemy, it will apply a random number of random physics to the player. EX: no clip flips on and off rapidly, left leg moves up and right leg moves down, etc...
“That’s how the American health system works” As someone with experience I did enter a hospital and got shot in the leg instantly so I couldn’t run away and had to pay 2000 dollars or they would fire again, I couldn’t pay tho
I feel like they should a “battle grenade” that summons a couple random units from their other game TABS that will fight for you from like 10 seconds to 2 minutes
0:50 Those M1 Garands each fire 8 rounds before you hear their signature ping, and that’s because in real life the M1 Garand really does only hold 8 shots. Goddammit Badger that is some attention to detail right there
@@keeganlafferty1395 It's not all that much effort to go to google and go "How many bullets fit in an M1 Garand clip?" The fact that you think it's an amazing attention to detail, just goes to show how few fucks most game devs give when adding guns to latest *insert dogshit AAA FPS here*
"The russian roulette", a revolver that jams up on almost every shot unless you get lucky in which case it unleashes the force of a 1000 suns.
+ One chance to shoot every 5 seconds
To avoid macro use
-slaps the revolver-
" lousy piece of sh-"
*-Fires and kills everyone in a mile radius-*
*uses a flintlock fully loaded*
how bout a map wide russian roulette event where bullets have a 1/6 chance of shooting the player themselves
@@plk2147 *ha* no
The last thing Badger needed was to add the word “drip” to his vocabulary
Add “drip” to tabg word bank is what we need now
He lost headass for drip
The all trying to get this platinum chip, while out here with my platinum drip
The milk man????? Is your milk delicious???
9o*Oyrss
This comment was edited but this is me typing while I’m asleep. Wassup.
"Meeting with Landfall games"
I can only imagine their office is just a garage
No it's an old tree with a door build on the side of it cause only a damn elf could make a game like this
@@azathoththe3rd no its an old shack inside a garbage dump, they could barely program the game without getting their electricity cut off every 5 mins cuz they committed tax fraud
@@azathoththe3rd Ewph*
*Badger 2 weeks after*:
So good news, i meet with Landfall games, bad news, i dont have a liver anymore.
It’s just a crackden.
5:50
This makes me want to hear one of the other heisters call Jacket "Chicken Little".
Also i ended up in a server with Jurassic420 and spent the entire round watching this man get kill after kill.
we need jacket in payday 3, i know its only been out for a couple days but it needs more
Wolf would 100% call jacket that
“HEY CHICKEN LITTLE FIX THE FUCKIN DRILL”
@@JenovaDreamweaver i mean they're both sociopaths so maybe they'd get along and jacket wouldn't rip his limbs off for saying that
Badger: "at 24 frames chat you can't expect me to hit shit."
Me who plays Rainbow six Seige on a potato: "huh.."
@Emery Dennis nice but I don’t think anyone asked
@Emery Dennis Me no like
Me who plays rust @15 fps
@@ad-manchannel1017 me who cant even start the fucking game
Og xbox one gang
As a Finnish person, you saying "unironically Finnish" is the most 'fair enough' statement I have heard in a while
Ayyy pog im finnish too and i agree
Yeah gotta agree
@@joonapukarinen1153 you just got to agree
Tavallaan totta lol
(Sort of true lol)
@@zusatord782 kyllä se on täysin oikein
Badger: *can’t hit shots at less than 30 FPS*
Garry’s mod PVP-ers: Weak.
I played BF3 back on the 360 before switching to pc and my aim was on point. Not sure what he's complaining about.
@@valravnsshadow9422 Facts...... going from console to pc, they raged at my aim afterwards
Switch Players: WEAK
420th like lmao
ikr
I swear, badger is the only person to date that has made me laugh while trying to sell me a shaving kit. That guy gaming so hard that his shorts just burst into flames had me wheezing.
“Ohio is literally a rural bar fight of a state”
As an Ohio resident who is joining the military to get away I completely agree with this statement.
so its basically a bar fight, but as a military unit, its just a bar fight but rifles and immense shouting?
25 astronauts are from Ohio (per NASA). That state clearly makes people want to leave this planet.
@@darknet180 yes
As a Ohioan I have one complaint:
The bar is made of fucking corn. It's just corn. There's only corn. This is a cry for help. The corn is coming. Help.
What branch?
The visceral irony that is badger being friends with Mozzie's VA while simultaneously being on the ubisoft no stage appearances list kills me every single time
Wait seriously? Lmao
Why is he on the no stage appearance
@@gizzVv He's "canonically an edgelord in the Ubisoft/Rainbow 6 Siege Cinematic Universe" (that's pretty much a quote from Badger). The R6S dev team apparently hates him, but the Ubisoft Marketing team loves him 🤣
@@tracetaylor9361 I actually don’t believe you could have explained that better. Holy shit thanks man
@@gizzVv No problem man 😂
Why is Badger the only youtuber to do the sponsor bit right? He sprinkles clips in that tie into what he's talking about with the read and makes them genuinely enjoyable to watch. He memes the shit out of it and that makes me actually listen. Sponsor people, take fuckin notes, this is how you do it
Badger: "The $5 was worth it"
Landfall: "uhh... It's free now."
(:
Free? How so?
@@NormanRDolan They made the game an FTP a while ago (not sure HOW long ago, tho)
@@RBTD-bn6us aren't the servers deactivated now? Like Badger revived the game only for landfall to kill the game by not fixing the not funny bugs
@@MommyKhaos the servers are still up and average 500 players online
Badger fears no demonetisation. He uncensored the “f*ck, f*ck, f*ck” without the fear of youtube tyranny
Badjur to youtube: THE POWER OF DOLLAR SHAVE CLUB SPONSORSHIP COMPELS YOU!!
And GamerSups
@@Lightna and of course
RAID SHADOW LEGENDS
@@AViewCado69420 fuck I was gonna say that.
yeah there were ads on this video aswell
TheRussianbadger:"I just see an ak47 sticking through the grass"
Me: *fear*
Its speaks Vietnamese
Oh fuck now the ground speaks Vietnamese
@@darthball2723 always has been
The trees can't be harmed if the lorax is armed.
@J Dude go away boy
"Youve never seen the horrors of the unity game engine, they're beyond the comprehension of mortal man." That quote has aged like a fine wine.
Badger here's your suggestion:
We need to add melee weapons that are literally just furniture. like plastic garden chairs or ceiling fans.
I can alreadsy see that
That's basicly israeli bar fight
So you want to add in Yakuza Beast style into the game?
Or couches or octagonal picnic tables.
Or a entire couch
@@xtremegamer7198 I was about to say
So first God left the server, then we go a fun fact and died for it, and now we've found out our momma is dead. What a great trilogy
Best Trilogy Ever
Don't forget the French too
@@Aerospaced that wasn't a title
Just wait till the badger voice in the game your gonna flip
The TABG trilogy, from Badger.
"At 26 frames, you can't expect me to hit shit."
*Laughs in 2.8 frames in enlisted and still gets 28 kills with a springfield*
God damn what kinda potato brand you using?
Xbox. Not Xbox360. Not Xbox SeriesX. An Xbox
Respect to you man. But I play on a modified toaster, and I can only play Roblox Phantom Forces on 29 frames AVERAGE. But the sad part is, is that not all maps can be ran on 29 frames. Also I have 2 graphics on my settings
legit same im running enlisted on an i3 lol
Et tu?
Badger is the only UA-camr whose ads you want to watch purely because “Ball spray is the least weird part of this video.” is not a sentence you want to randomly skip to without context.
I love how badger is just casually like
“Yeah we turned Mozzie into a pickle”
I know lol like that short segment was an afterthought, laughed so hard at that one
Funniest shit I've ever seen.
I love how casually he says that he's playing with mozzie, like it's part for the course at this point, next thing you know mozzie gets a crying seal charm for his p10 pepperoni in r6 🤣
I m heavy weapons guy
@@Iloverimjobs lmaooo
*Guy holding his AK-47 while crawling though the grass*
Me, an intellectual: "PET RUSSIAN I HAVE GIFT FOR YOU!"
Pet russian and russian badger, best crossover ever.
From the sheer chaos of everyone together, they could add a TTT esk mode, everyone could appreciate the majesty of DRIP OR DROWN JUSTICE
i love how welcoming this games community is
They'lll practically high five you and then hand you a can of sprite if your new like: "welcome to hell, fren!"
Suggestion for the game: A blessing that does nothing but make every gun reload sound a garand ping.
And another blessing to make every automatic gun sound like an A10 Warthog.
A blessing that lets you dual wield guns
I need this right freaking now. You sir have described heaven.
@@ravenfire5505 It would have to be described as audio perfection.
A bomb vest with a literal nuke on it it kills you but has a very big aoe
But you walk very slow
When you talk to them you BETTER make them add a comically large spoon melee or otherwise I will unleash every damm french in the planet
Baguette melee weapon
Only a spoonful
We're already actually
OUI
*OUI*
26 frames per second, in my home that's considered a luxury.
Can’t even Count to 26 in this household big fella
Only 26? On chromebook THST stuff can’t even go past 14 frames when playing happy wheels
26 frames is a legend straight from the Bible for me
A frame per year is considered living a life with no worries
I play on switch a lot so my best is usually 30 fps
5:43 my man had an entire backstory and vendetta against that chicken man, so much raw anger lmao
Never thought I'd ever hear Skullker without fucking around with a soundboard throughout the entire video.
TABG is the only game that’s so chaotic on its own that his soundboard wouldn’t be able to keep up
@@touhoutrash2436 tf?
Generation zero is a open world survival game
@@touhoutrash2436 that's crazy bro, but who tf asked?
"A pair of forearms and an AK47 going through the grass"
Yeah that's Vietnam
"Nah, it's just pet russian in his daily walk"
It wasn't a ak 47 tho. It was a mossberg shotgun I believe.
@Luke Payne I'm 0retty sure it was a shotgun
wow you dont say
THE TREES
"tabg is worth the 5 dollar price tag"
tabg: *goes free to play*
Ikr
Jahler*
🤣🤣🤣lol
Anyone know the name of the song at 9:04
@@dogedog7127 unsure might be cipher from lemino. The audio is hidden behind russian’s voice.
Thank you Badger and everyone else for recognizing Ohio as circletown and yes, as someone who lives in Ohio, it really is a rural bar fight.
It’s diet florida
As another ohioan. Yep he wasnt wrong
@@OnixTheTeddy Our weather be Bipolar as hell too
We do fight in bars a lot my fellow Ohioan
i can’t believe you people think Ohio is real
2:56 the whole thing with flammable… just perfect
I've watched that part AT LEAST 5 times now and I keep dying of laughter every time lmao 🤣
They should add a barrel attachment that makes the gun have 10x more recoil.
*Fires gun*
*Tabg Space Program initiated*
That + Blunderbuss = *Masterpiece of disaster*
_Walls closing in?_
Shoots gun once
*GOOD,* _THAT’S ONE LESS LOOSE END._
Make it 10x force in both directions and that would be amazing
@@theasexualidiot4803 no. Reverse recoil...
Suggestion: add a “shotgun barrel” barrel attachment that makes your gun shoot 9 of that specific gun’s caliber i.e 9mm, 7.62, 5.56, 50. cal, etc. in a shogun type spray pattern. It would also effectively sextuple shotgun rounds as well.
Jesus Christ, you're talking about turning a shotgun shell into a localised meteor shower 😂
@@Red_Beard2798 why not, that's basically already expected from TABG
Basically bird shot for super huge birds.
@@Red_Beard2798 rocket launcher with a shotgun barrel
Reminds me of Bastion from D2 basically a 3 round burst of slug rounds fired like a cluster of 7 per burst....so thats 21 slugs hitting you simultaneously
"Ohio is literally a rural bar fight of a state"... as someone who lived in Ohio for 15 years, the accuracy of that statement made me lol so hard! 🤣
so, which of the 3 buildings in the state have you been to?
I didn’t read that lol part the first time...
@@anuragneelam8527 lMAO
@Michael Haar no you are not real nobody lives in ohio except for lizard people
@@anuragneelam8527 same 🤣
10:07 as an American i can confirm that is how our health care system works, Badger
i feel like i would like to see badger and heavenly play “a way out” together
Heavenly would drop him on Purpose
Heavenly would just dome him asap
If we bully him enough it'll happen
That would be *amazing*
@@urbanhail548 just like how we bullied payday 2 devs into adding the spoon
"Never thought I'd be talking to a TABG voice actor."
Better start believin' in Voice Actors, Russianbadger; Ye are one!!
LOL
He was Minos Prime in the Maxor ULTRAKILL Act 2 video
“MY BLOOD IS A CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE IN 39 STATES”
@@scrp6638 PERCS
“Unironically Finnish” would be a great name for a comedy on Netflix.
That would only last for 7 episodes after Netflix cancels it although it was #1 on Netflix for 3 months strait
Im finnish abd i agree
@City Watch Guard yes finnish me
You need to play tf2
Also a pretty decent band name
Therussianbadger is one of the few fucken people who id watch through his sponsership ads of his video because of the sheer enjoyment i have of his content
I've got the best weapon suggestion in 3 words:
Comically. Large. Spoon.
Y E S
You got me laughing hard... badger and his buddies were trying to add comically large spoon to payday... as a joke... It would be even more funny if it would be to come true
How about a sniper rifle that shoots backwards
My spoon is too big...
My spoon is too big...
My spoon is too big...
I am a Banana...
*Y E S*
Badger: "even better than poppy"
Poppy: So about those dollar shave club razors...
I can imagine that lol
Here's my suggestion: make downed enemies be able to be used as melee weapons.
I like this
Да
Now they can go for the knees
Genius
Our*
4:30 the whole scene
“Ohio is literally a rural bar fight of a state”
For the life of me I can’t get the line out of my head, no matter how hard I try
I live in the rural area of ohio and I can confirm
69 likes
@Landon Prater ah circlevill I live in the middle of bum fuck no where
I live in the most southwesternmost city in Ohio and I can also confirm
@@odyssey_alt933 around toledo im guessing? i live like 45 mins from bass pro
"29 seconds ago" wow that's a frame-perfect browser refresh
real
That’s some real shit
Yes
damn
Bruh. You sit there and refresh his page in anticipation too? I thought I was the only one. 2 videos in less than a week? I'm gonna OD on badger...
Improve how friendly the game is towards graphics cards when there's a lot of moving parts, cause if it goes down to 45 fps with a f*cking RTX 3090....
My computer ain't gonna stand a chance in those situations
Bro I PLAY REGULARLY AT 20FPS MATE MINE IS GONNA FLATLINE AND BLOW UP IF I TRY
might be CPU bound
I might just be lucky af, but I get pretty smooth 65-70 fps with a 2070 super
It’s amazing how these guys are friends with the guy who voices a character in a mainstream triple A game is cool yet also kinda silly
Here's a suggestion: add a 1% chance of dying when reloading the garand because of garand thumb
yes
@@tactishovel2247 no
@@azskateing7764 maybe
ya see, the problem there is called video game math, 1% of the time = 100000% of the time.
XCOM logic
TABG, is that a sandwich?
Can’t wait for the Reaction
Yeah!
And you can double barrel it!
Tomatoes, aubergine, Bacon GRENAD-
Fancy seeing you here
LGBTQ is that a sandwich?
Everybody: "Maybe not circle town?"
Skullker: C I R C L E T O W N
7:56
0:03 this aged very well
Yes
*Badger... I have ran from the other village to tell you... your request.. has been fulfilled the payday, comically.. large.. spoon.. is here* **dies**
You may rest easy now. You will be remembered for your service.
We did it boys...
But at what cost...?
He sacrificed his life to give him news
You shall be remembered like the messenger of marathon, your sacrifice shall be honored.
It's like that guy who ran 160+ miles straight to say they won
"Hey buddy. How good are you?"
*proceeds to ascend via building stack*
*slithering noises*
"LGTB? Whats that?"
"Its lettuce, gay, tomato and bacon."
really? i thought it was Lettuce, grape, tomato and baconbites
@@doctorgoblin1001 go straight to th bad bin, do not pass go, go directly to jail and never come out, please, the world cannot handle your big brain
LGBTQ+? What is that,Premium?
@@spades7295 I didn't think I had a brain to begin with
@@aaronblack7038 lettuce, gay, bacon, tomato, Quebec Special +
Something that I’ve noticed about Martin is that, like James Woods and Hades, he does the voice lines for Mozzy by just existing because they’re both chaotic, they’re both a little bit nutty and they’re both unironically Australian
For years, I never noticed but all his sfm models he uses he makes sure their mouths are always covered so he doesnt have to go through the hell of animating lips and mouths. The only model with a mouth he uses is the Cacodemon and it's just opening and closing the jaw for screams. I'm an idiot for not noticing this sooner xD
It's a testament to how well he expresses them through motion alone
Add the crying seal somewhere as a wearable item, or a little secret that can be found. Or do both, as an unlockable.
“Is this what nam was like” it’s inaccurate they weren’t in the god damn trees
@J Dude hissssssss your now a unicorn mare fucking deal with being orange and long purple mane go shoot something with magic or something.
@@AceOfBlackjack what?
@@professionalhotgarbage You dare challenge me? I could make you into a Pegasus and give you short sightedness. Maybe even make you blue!
@@AceOfBlackjack whatever drugs you are on give me some
fortunate sun intensifies
I can’t believe I didn’t notice this till now but at 10:20 I feel like it was intention to do pestilys out-tro music on the plague doctor
I like how Jurassic420 had a little guy next to him just parroting and confirming everything he said.
He had a hypeman
you mean me?
@@Poppyfromtabg :o
@Braylon Davis yes :)
Idea: have the crying seal as a character.
Have a camera that blinds people when taking pictures.
You could eat crayons
T-pain vs. Tuxbird in TABG
Both on 20 minutes of sleep to make it fair
P A I N
Add “drip” to the in-game vocab.
Edit: Obligatory “thank you for the likes” edit.
"if you have any brain cells you don't feel like losing I'd play some 90's the hell outta here" my brain cells left me a long time ago sorry badger
5:47 “All I’m saying is ..... if physical energy can be converted into thermal energy...... how hard do I have to punch a chicken to cook it?” - Jello
That and them letting the pizza play a round are the best callbacks I've ever heard 😂
Which video is the punch chicken quote from?
@@huzaifahahmed4303 I think tactical fried chicken from world of tanks
Ahhh nostalgia
The funny thing is, there's a species of crustacean that can punch so hard the surrounding particles ignite and combust. We may be able to derive numerical answers from that.
Person: Gets shot
Credit card: *Declines*
Healthcare system: Pops a .50 cal anti materiel sniper rifle headshot at point blank range
At least I'm not paying for pain meds anymore.
Suggestion: A "Normal Glock" that incorporates "BRUH" into it, shooting yields a small chance for it to say "BRUH", when it does, it's a one shot kill.
they should add a community ideas thing, this sounds fun and balanced
@J Dude That song was so bad it physically hurt, please go back to Rickrolls.
1:32 I like how you put Godzilla for God
👍
"I'm pretty sure this is how the us healthcare system works"
Yep, totally acreate
that would funny if it didn’t hurt inside
TAHS
Totally Accurate Healthcare System
ua-cam.com/video/8JQQmCPmNco/v-deo.html
@@touhoutrash2436brrrrrruh
A-create?
Now, hear me out: burst-fire rocket launcher
So what I’m hearing is something like the ward cliff coil?
There it is and it has a 10 round mag..... Shooting that at somebody is so fucking scary
@@kitsunechaos1837 I mean, it's tabg, so let's go with a Wardcliff shooting multiple wardcliffs, if that made sense.
give it a drum mag
@@paleturtleboiturtles5120 lmao imagine a drum mag on the end of an rpg
Badger really went from playing with an asset to BEING an asset
"I don't actually hate Tabg"
Badger from the first clips alone there was no need to say that
9:31 Martin Copping saying "pickle rick" made my day.
Mozzie turned himself into a pickle.
I saw it.
*funniest shit I had ever seen.*
@@winster32 It’s Pickle Moz
“I’m Finnish”
*He’s Finnish*
“I dropped out of high school”
*He dropped out of high school*
“I go to boarding school”
*He goes to boarding school*
He's translating from english (finnish) to english (english). He could be insulting us and we would be none the wiser. Cheers to that guy.
@@LaGuaridadeChaz I think that's poppy from the last 2 TABG videos
“This game is worth the 5 dollars”
Landfall: *makes it free*
damn thanks for letting me know
Why do I think the game going free to play is badgers doing
thx for letting us know
LoL I found out 3 days ago and decided to rewatch the tabg vids because they are big funny
I’d still give them the five dollars
0:03 I never thought I needed Arthur Morgan punching Tacitus Kilgore with a grin
Edit: nvm its Fenton. Still amazing though
They should add your decal of the crying seals in the game so when people see it they will question if there is a god
Honestly, looking into Jurrasic420's eyes with that stupid hat, knowing he's a god at TABG, makes me feel an emotion that doesn't exist.
It's because being a shit poster in this game makes you stronger
Suggestion: Add the ability to carry your teammates when they’re down.
and use them as weapons
@@beansoupboyboy7610 *puts a silencer on it*
@@fosd7459 then they will shart quietly LMAO.
I mean that usually means you're carrying them anyway
Wait a minute we got the same pfp wtf wanna do karate in the garage
It's a year later, and I still can't help but wonder. How would Badger look with a full beard??
I like how badger basically looked at landfall games and said “I am the developer now”
"Ohio is literally a rural bar fight of a state"
Well you aren't wrong, and now I see the other Ohio refernece and I gotta ask,
How did you know so much about the literal corn?
Atleast the Gen Zero guy didnt comment here.
@Damion Francis lmao
@@EmeraldGodBoi what u talkin abt
how DARE you disrespect the dwip of Owoho
@Damion Francis YOU ARE SO FUCKING RIGHT LOL
Suggestion: A Legendary attachment called an "Omega Silencer" where it makes the gun literally have no sound when shooting.
I'll do you one better, it silences itself AND everything else within a 20 foot radius.
Add a small chance of it doing the complete opposite and making yourself heard by the entire map
Also make it like 5 feet long
*Also make it the size of a garbage can*
@@praisetheleo what sound effect can we use to let everyone know, 'Billy just got the 1% on the Silencer'?
Badger's "Hello" sounds weirdly soothing to hear, considering his chaotic and eccentric nature
Weapon suggestion: The Unifier: An RPG that when it hits an enemy, it will apply a random number of random physics to the player. EX: no clip flips on and off rapidly, left leg moves up and right leg moves down, etc...
Yes let us play with the nervous system 🤣
That's actually a cool idea
Imagine being a random bystander and you see badger and his squad Fuckin flying across the map in a car
I played in that game and I saw it and let me just say it makes so much more sense now that I know it was thouse guys who did it.
It wouldn't even be that wierd, TABG has some wild stuff
I was playing TABG and I saw someone going to the moon with a car and a balloon crossbow 😐
Tell landfall to add the comically large spoon melee. On a related note, is another payday video coming?
@@touhoutrash2436 OK, WE GET IT. STOP TRYING TO GET US TO PLAY THIS GAME THAT I AM GOING TO ASSUME YOU MADE.
@@aci6737 he didn't make it.
@@aci6737 it's some stupid lets play I assume not a game he made (I know he didn't make it because I recognize the game title)
@@touhoutrash2436 boi dont ya spam trash
Fun fact a lot of these weapons are actually from totally accurate battle simulator tabs
I'd be down to see badger as a voice option in tabg
A real shame that "You cowards will never stop me" is too long for a catchphrase
You just hear "boomer" over and over in his voice lmao 😂😂
"boomer alive bad"
@@azzyasbourne9107 "landfall boomer hm"
I come from the future
Feel like he’s slowly transitioning into a Disney villain.
He isn't yet?
No he is turning into Vegeta cmon guys.
Good
i think he look more like robbie rotten
Badger is slowing becoming Jacksfilms 2.0
“Lgbtq is that a sandwich?” Yes
Lettuce guacamole bacon tomatoes and quesadillas?
I dunno I’m just some guac
Lettuce *glitter bacon tomatoes and quesadillas
I am the bacon
That sounds like a pretty dope sandwich tho
Thoughts on queso sauce instead of quesadillas
Lettuce, Guac, Bacon, tomatoes, Queso
Tabg is the most fun I’ve genuinely ever played out of all battle royales
"I got a Mac, now where is the cheese" lives rent free in my head permanently
“That’s how the American health system works”
As someone with experience I did enter a hospital and got shot in the leg instantly so I couldn’t run away and had to pay 2000 dollars or they would fire again, I couldn’t pay tho
So were your legs amputated
Bro, American Healthcare is the EA of healthcare.
good to hear heaven has good internet
@@trashpanda1999 no dude he came back from the gulag, the question is, did he get the blessing?
I feel like they should a “battle grenade” that summons a couple random units from their other game TABS that will fight for you from like 10 seconds to 2 minutes
that would be hulareus
Is it chaotic? Hell yeah
Is it broken? Abso-fucking-lutely
Will we love it? On jah, on god and on big smoke, fuck yes
It should also fight you and never disappear until killed for ultimate chaos
they already have a cube you can shoot that does this in the shooting range, so this could totally be on the way
Warcrime style is where instead of mustard, you get mustard gas on your fries.
12:42
"AHHH I NEED A HEALING ROUND I-"
'shoots with a normal gun'
"AHHH I'M DYI-"
0:50 Those M1 Garands each fire 8 rounds before you hear their signature ping, and that’s because in real life the M1 Garand really does only hold 8 shots. Goddammit Badger that is some attention to detail right there
It's not really attention to detail, it's just... Not fucking up the gun. Lol
@@EzekiesAcheron call it what you will, but you gotta appreciate the effort
@@keeganlafferty1395 It's not all that much effort to go to google and go "How many bullets fit in an M1 Garand clip?"
The fact that you think it's an amazing attention to detail, just goes to show how few fucks most game devs give when adding guns to latest *insert dogshit AAA FPS here*
wow this conversation got depressing fast.
Might you say it's.... Totally accurate?
I now believe that Martin and Badger are just good friends at this point.
I'm good friends with Martin so that makes me a mutual with Badge. My life is complete now.
Oui
The trilogy
I wanna see him take Badger on a pub crawl.
Maybe but I think badgers holding him hostage
Remember kids: swaws
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