SWAWS | Totally Accurate Battlegrounds
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- Опубліковано 11 жов 2021
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Thank you for making us sound less boring 🙌
hello landfall
Yo landfall yall need to make more tabs cartoons
Na yall aren't boring
Thx for the Xbox update but it crashes a lot but it’s cool keep it up more updates ok Tabs is good
landfall why did batman fuck up my father
"SWAWS!"
- Old Klingon Proverb
Ew a reaction group
"SWAWS!"
@@elflordyt6830 That's not nice
@@elflordyt6830 ikr? I hate when a group of people laugh at something they enjoy
My first time finding you guys in the comments
"This was in the manual. Eisenhower said it. How many World Wars did you win?"
Gotta be one of my favorite lines in history 😂
when he sead that i was like "I won all wars" NOW am like "I DID nt SEE you in ANY of the wars"
@@istvantriber4476
R/IHadAStroke
@@istvantriber4476 Your writing is worse than the flu, a1dz, and cancer combined
Actually funny story from today, my mom is very much my personal watch over, so I had to eventually explain to her what tabg was. Of course through that, badger was brought up. Now, my mom loves knowing what I like, she basically knows me better than I do, and at one point she made me show her a couple of badgers' videos. Of course I didn't think much of it and went along. BIG MISTAKE. By the time we reached the end of the third video, my mom noticed something, badger's engagement ring. What is the first thing she says? "Wait he's married?" And thinking nothing of it I go yeah! YOU KNOW WHAT SHE SAID? "That poor woman..." What the actual Costco carp fountain fuck.
Mothers can be brutally honest sometimes, just means she loves ya, right?
hopefully!
My grandmother used to do this, but duckduckgo and a restraining order solved that
What the actual Costco carp fountain fuck
the end of this is amazing
he was right about otis
He's always right
Why are you here
@@jesselbtw berd can't watch some epic UA-cam content?
Agreed.
Always was.
…He deadass did the whole ”Money” segment so he could say ”It's not always about the money Spiderman.” I fucking love Badger.
Goddamn you beat me to it my friend
Its about the METS BABY LET'S GO METS!
That's kinda gay bro (joke)
It’s not about the money; it’s about sending a message.
The bots really be going in full force, huh
The story of getting in the game, as told on 2fort without textures.
Beat me to it
I’m a moron I knew I recognized it from somewhere
Now if only Badger could play TF 2 ....
What the hell I didn’t even realize that was 2fort
11:35) oh my heavens I nearly choked on my damn Cheez-Its no matter how many times I watch that it will never not be funny just the way the character leans in with the text pop up of “Joe Mama” is flawless
Dawg you made spill my milk from Nami
Chokeed from whater what the fuck ps I'm fine
that's a good moment but for me it's "You've heard of elf on a shelf but have you ever heard of Croco with a glocko." 🤣
5:24
@@roycouch802 I agree, that’s good one
It's beautiful how TABG can be more enjoyable than most Battle Royales.
It goes back to basics with a dev team that's just focused on dumb fun, connected to a playerbase that thinks the same way. Bare bones monetization for a free-to-play also helps.
It's 'da funni sanvich man
selling point:
Battle royale..
but ragdoll???
No...mostly yes.
Y emen
6 months ago: "I'm playing with a TABG asset."
now: "I *am* a TABG asset."
He has become the very thing he sought to destroy
6 months later: "I am TABG"
@@EcHoDuDeMaN Totally Accurate Badgergrounds.
@@StealthTheFoxz I don't know if I hate it or love it
“Can I fucking help you?” Killed me
17:11 You have alerted the horde
*insert zombie screams*
*sick ass beat*
They turned Badger into an alligator, funniest thing I’ve ever seen
Tabs is just drunken rainbow six siege
Cornel, they turned him into a alligator. Its the funniest shit I've ever seen.
It’s the funniest shit I’ve ever seen
Swas
Perish
“It’s not about the money Spider-Man it’s about becoming a crocodile” - Badger probably
Why do think that green goblin is saying that
@@skeletonlord5255 "It ain't about the green! It about the GOBLIN, Spider-Man!"
It’s about the Mets babeeee
“But I don’t want to cure cancer! I want to turn people into dinosaurs!”
Get a home run, let’s go Mets.
13:47 man i need a version of "4 Non Blondes - What's Up" but with that sample
3:19 *suddenly become a history channel
Is that an issue?
"It's not always about the money, Spiderman, i just wanted the word SWAWS in a videogame" is the peak bajur quote.
Followed by massive amounts of doubt.
It’s not about the money
It’s about sending a message
Spiderman be spitting facts tho
Its about the mets baby
Name: Russian Badger
Pfp: Seal
Interests: Sharks
TABG Skin: Crocodile
this man is an enigma
Current status: BALLIN'
@@absurddive SCP Status: Pickle
Speaks GERMAN.
No. This man is a scalie.
Name: Russian Badger
Species: *American Human*
4:22 the way badger just chills around the crocodile tells he’s from Florida
Hes canadian alshtually
This makes sense, the most patriotic Americans tend to be Canadian. @mateorios1636
13:51
Seeing the gator hold a sword I immediately thought “mess with the gator, you get the saber”
"They're older than fucking TREES"
Congrats, Badger; I can officially say that I laughed out loud!
Imagine surviving at least two mass extinctions and being so afraid of a sea panda that you zip your ass down a full fuckin mile to avoid being anywhere in the same postal code as it
@@aganaom1712 unfortunately that sea panda is a stupid smart and the definition of 99 strength and a 99 intelligence build
@@adastial2104 oh I'm well aware. Orcas go out of their way to bully sharks almost more so than basically all other ocean life
@@aganaom1712 It baffles me that they are recorded to kill sharks and eat JUST the liver. They're pretty much dolphins that hacked natures source code to make themselves op.
@@josephuribe4305 if it make you feel better humpbacks hate orcas so much they will go out of their way to fight them to save other animals from them.
“Sharks don’t exist on land”
Land-shark beer: *cries silently in the corner*
There are sharks on land. They're called loan sharks.
Epaulette Shark: "What about me?"
@Putri Saja No.
ua-cam.com/video/bR3sJZdKkM0/v-deo.html
Lemonshark: *walks away depressed*
I feel that Grouse would actually make a great Dallas voiceover in Payday 2
"Crocco with a glocko" beautiful
This is the most cursed series on Badger’s channel and I fucking love it.
and the best
Same
its more than cursed, its more blursed (sort of)
Same
Most serious game in the world
"Gatorland is the closest that earth will get to heaven"
As a floridian, that is correct
as a canadian, all I can say is we think entering flordia without someone slower than you is a death wish, we also think you guys are crazy, no offence intended
@@themrlupo3591 we are bro
@@themrlupo3591 oh no we are absolutly bat shit insane XD oh and dont worry, we keep the gaters in the backyards only
@@lechking941 so you also keep wild animals in your back yards, people who live in the forrest in canada keep bears
@@jkl5901 LOL
Badger is the only person that can title a video “SWAWS” and it be good.
I'm just saying safety off on da flintlock 10:55
Flashback to when Badger said:
"Anything's possible if we bully him enough"
And here we are...
2020 and he's STILL in games
HOW DOES HE DO IT?
I absolutely love the fact that badger is constantly changing his model every video, but Grouse is permanently Dallas from Payday™
and heavenly is permanently a cacodemon
I'm pretty sure because that's what they wanted to be known as also grouse can do a good Dallas voice
™️
@@deadmau3000 he is either cacodemon or as doom guy, those are the only things I’ve seen him as
@@maskplayer60 AHHHHHHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG
6:38 Imagine you’re just playing this game, and then you get fucking obliterated by SCOOB and the gang.
5:28 Crocco with a gloko had me dying😂
Pros: Badger is getting better at animating
Cons: Badger is getting better at animating
Pros: Badger is getting more popular
Cons: Badger only gets more powerful
LOL
Yes
The fact that hed using a mocap suit is even better but its worse for my mental health and my sides due to how they arr splitting from laughing so hard and the longet i watch his shit the stupider i become
It’s all just an elaborate scheme, everybody knows that Badger is a government drone.
He turned himself into an alligator pickle, funniest shit I’ve ever seen.
agreed
Alligickle
Florida
Isn't that just pickle Kapkan?
🤣🤣🤣🤣
7:03 was awesome
4:05 fucking hilarious. This is one of my favorites. Always giggle at it
Badger has reached a point where his shitposting has begun to generate it's own gravitation influence that has begun to suck in everything surrounding it, only growing in density and range the longer it goes on. I fear the Badger blackhole may soon extend it's event horizon of shitposting beyond our puny cultural sphere, engulfing all of human inter-personal communication and our identity as a species.
Let’s just hope it's result is better for the community.
Gotta make some shitposts to help don’t we?
I'm already regularly dropping Rus'yam Bagger Bagetti references and slang at work, so like, I think that's already begun lol. I'm getting co workers and customers in on it too.
Why does this sound so crazy but scientifically possible?🤣
Long time later Shitpost will be that huge the earth will around this then sun
I like how badger’s at the point in his career where he’s effectively monetized internet shitposting using alternative means; yet still has to play UA-cam flappy bird just right in order to keep his ads lol
That goes to show how much of a fuckin mess UA-cam is now with youtube kids and the whole ad-pocalypse thing which seems to be 1 long apocalypse tbh
@@wooloob6275 UA-cam has been fucked for as long as I've known it. If it isn't advertising it's copyright, if it isn't copyright then it's content policing and censorhsip. One thing right after a-fucking-nother. It's ridiculous.
Wow THAT COMMIT IS AMAZING
These comments are based. Been watching UA-cam at it's golden age. I've been disappointed sense 2017.
These comments are based. Been watching UA-cam at it's golden age. I've been disappointed sense 2017.
15:04 PULL UP TERRAIN
9:22 you can turn off the alarm on your car depending on the make and model so an Altima I think you had to hold the in lock and trunk button
the sheer imagination that Badger is dancing alone, without music in his room, wrapped in his MoCap suit, is sad and hilarious at the same time
gets paid in propietary dlc
I wholeheartedly believe that if we could harness energy from a person character, Badger could power a small town in Russia for at least fifty years.
what about ohio
@@shadowdragon2730 It’s literally a rural bar fight of a state.
what about Africa
@@ApolloVice09 it is quite possible
Or power all of Florida for 2.54 seconds.
This is the singular video that has convinced me to try this game
"Do you know how tight sharks are?" -therussianbadger
everybody talking about tabg:
“the guns are so unrealistic-“
badger:
*pumps blunderbuss with malicious intent*
*loads handcannon with malicious intent*
*proceeds to fire blunderbuss 3 times in a row because of that one buff, thus becoming a human space program*
Looks like ur being banned to the shadow realm Jimbo
Wait Pumps a blunderbuss?
That's immediately what I thought when I saw him pump the blunderbust
"Glock 17 makes sense because it has 17 rounds"
*flashback to Zach's Gun Rants*
Ah, nice to see another viewer of mikeburnfire on here
I’ve been looking for the infinite “that’s not right” comments
*screams in gun nerd*
The more holes the better the gun!
I won't be happy till they add the pancore jackhammer
I love this entire channel
So many nights binge watching, and I’ve rewatched A LOT and im always laughing
I swear I wouldn’t be able to watch the videos as long and as intently I do if the CGI and sound effects weren’t here
Love your videos man, Happy New Years 🧡🧡🧡
12:22 "I feel like I'm sitting at the airsofters lunch table right now."
As someone with a friend that had an airsoft group in my high school, I know how he feels.
Me and my only friend are those kids
What does it feel like? I never hanged out with people who play airsoft, let alone played with airsoft guns.
@@RoyalGriffin. It's like we're the quiet kids, except we actually have our own gear.
@@Real_Mick3y6 oh.
Hehe I’m an airsofter hehe
These travis Scott jokes aged like wine
My thoughts exactly
There it is, I came back looking for a comment like this XD
@@trueegypt6952 dam i can't breath
Neither could they
Yo how tf did you make this comment 12 days ago have more likes than my 1 month ago comment? Please teach me your ways
@@trueegypt6952 oof
best badger quote yet
"so if you've ever complained that Jurassic park isn't a real thing it is a real thing its just not called Jurassic park its called Florida"
why can i now just imagine with the russianbadger voice pack "enemy. man, 300 meters, north, fast, fast, fast
Yes
2:47 Badger made an entire skit just for a "It's not always about the money, Spider-Man" joke. *This is high quality content*
And 10 seconds before that, he referenced the “Dotson”” scene from Jurassic park!
Bruh
IT'S ABOUT THE METS
@@airbridge2400LETS GET A HOMERUN BABY
@@The_Spectacular_Spider-Brock WOO METS LOVE THE METS
"who sees trash, and is like imma eat that"
me: looking at my dog
My best friend's girlfriend be like
yesn't
Me: In line at Taco Bell.
If I remember correctly, glock branding is based on when it was made, it atarted out with 17 because it was Gaston Glock's seventeenth invention
Landfall should make a story game that’s a war between the wobbly military, with badger as a character that says swaws randomly, and has a stroke while saying like Mr Crocker from fairly oddparents
I was really hoping for his crying baby seal to be his character skin but a gator is still meme worthy.
Also, I really love the fact that Badger is also a fellow animal enthusiast.
s e t o r
This glorified shitpost of a game was 100% made for Badger
Facts bro, facts
That 2008 housing market crash killed me faster than my boomer ain't killed the housing market.
Badger is the whole reason I installed this game and for the fun I’ve had on it I must thank him
I own a flintlock pistol for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four crocos with glockos break into my house, As a grab my flintlock pistol and SWAWS voice pack, I blow a SWAWS sized hole through the first croco, it's dead on the spot. I draw my blunderbuss on the second croco, but it doesn't miss, because...it's a blunderbuss... I have to resort to the literal handheld cannon mounted at the top of the stairs, loaded with grapeshot. Two more crocos are killed in the volley, and the blast sets off a thermonuclear warhead. I then ask the homies to rate my drip while waiting for the Police to arrive. Ah, just as the founding fathers intended.
The amount of Russian badger you’d have to watch to make this meme. Lmao dude that’s actually pretty good.
Not bad doge, not bad.
Take my like
A beautiful remix of the home defense bit
Not yet
For a brief moment, I thought Badger was going to say “it’s not always about the money, Spider-Man. It’s about the Mets baby”
Love the mets whoo mets cmon homerun baby love the mets
I literally cannot express my gratitude that this man exists. If my day is ever abysmal, I can always look up to these videos, with badger and his friend group being-just themselves. Makes my day infinitely better. If you make em, I’ll keep watching them! Thanks!
As a Floridian myself, I can say with full impunity that the only places in this environmental state that don’t look like a freaking swamp are our cities like Tallahassee and Orlando (the city I live near as a mof), but everything else? Personally, most of the communities in here I know of have a backyard that is 70% swamp-like, and yet I still don’t got gators…only snapping turtles, ducks, and cranes lol
For anyone who finds Glock’s model numbers confusing, they are based on patent numbers. The glock 17 was Gaston Glock’s 17th patent, the glock 18 was his 18th patent, the glock 19 was his 19th patent, so on and so forth. This of course begs the question: what were his first 16 patents? The answer: 16 different designs for shower curtain rings.
This liberal needs to be sent to the shadow realm for committing a war crime in sweden
I was so mad at badger for that shit.
How does one go from 16 different shower curtain ring designs, to one of the most successful handguns ever?
Just how.
@@ragnarokstravius2074 Austria was looking for a new weapon for the military and Gaston Glock was just like "Yo this polymer shit is pretty neat, what if we just made a gun for funsies?"
@@ragnarokstravius2074 answer? Well... Let's just say there's a reason Glock still has the "Explosive Tupperware" sterotype.
"Winston Churchill throwing up Crip outside the Reichstag" that has to be my favourite line ever said.
"Eisenhower said it, how many world wars did you win?"
@@pokeminerboi6051 pretty sure they did it on pretty much everybody in Berlin
Being said like that didn’t probably happen.
9:14
Ok
It’s crazy how it has already been 2 years, time flies by and it brings memories Funny vid 😂 👍
Wow. Badger did what every Spider-Man Villain couldn't do. Cap Spider-Man....over money. And in all fairness, Spidy did have a point.....why do I hear clicks and racking metal sounds?
“They’re actually kind people but making it sound dramatic makes it less boring”
Me when I talk about my boss
Best of ua-cam.com/channels/AokQ1YjDaHhZt9tE9iia9Q.html
Fun fact: similar to badger, a crocodile will wait in the water for their prey to start drinking, and then they just yoink them. Exactly like badger does with money
O o o o h
my gawd
At last... an ACTUAL FUN FACT.
Watching saltigue get obliterated by a sniper reminded me of one of badgers payday vids where someone got a .50 through their skull
Thank you for my username
😌
“Crocco with a glocko is a viable strategy”
What about crocco with a glockinator?
Crocinator with a glockinator
don't you mean crocconator with a glockonator
We don't need to give the crocodiles *glockinators* , the already have Glocks.
Yes I'm talking about the ones in florida
@@Haunted2077 Jurassic Park look'n different
Master has presented dobby with a glock
Badger: "Like you're gonna do a drive by with a BAR"
Clyde Barrow: "Am I a joke to you?"
OH NO LOL
It's also kind of funny that a BAR was also one of the weapons they used to kill Bonnie and Clyde. I mean you could just buy them off the shelf back then.
I am the BAR god and I speak for the rifles
@@gunnarthefeisty "BAR is trash" - FG42 Gang
@@bengunderman5382 random whitename with no knowledge of the lore
I can only imagine the literal chaos with Badger’s voice line pack when someone buys it. 😂😂😂
0:17-0:23 is the only reason I have watched this at least 10 times, this is my favorite video for when I’m sad lol
They turned badger into a voice line, funniest shit I’ve ever seen.
Grouse... Grouse... Wake up grouse we need to make a tabs video, (drinks guacamole gamer fart)
Fuk sorry, i mean, 11:04
Dey put da budger in da gem
“It’s not always about the money Spider-Man” I was really scared it was gonna be about the Mets for a second
I thought he was gonna burn the money
It’s about the Mets baby the mets
It's about the Mets baby love the Mets ok baby lets go get a homerun love the Mets
Lets go Mets
I remember when he was young,
RussianBadger had so much fun
Throwing hands with his noodle clones,
Had a whole ass voice pack and a skin of his own.
But the biggest kick he ever got
Was doing a thing called the Crocodile Glock.
While the other kids were using flintlocks,
He was hopping and bopping with his Crocodile Glock.
That's what I love about TheRussianBadger. If I get up to use the bathroom, the topic goes from "florida man bad at conversion skills" to "shaggy starts a thermonuclear war"😂😂
Fun fact: the “turtule” you see at 4:16 is actually a Herman’s tortoise. They live in the dry deserts of Asia, are sweet tempered and love watermelons!
Thanks for the fact!
Any plastic over there?
@@dotexe8870 we are humans of course the got to be some plastic there
@@spacepug8950 tru
Tortoises eating watermelon sounds amazing I would watch hours of that
One of my new favorite TABG memories has to be when I just heard “PERISH GAMER” and then immediately got blasted in the back of the head with a blunderbuss
Cease your heresy
Dats how it be
Lord guide my bullets, for there is heresy in my sights.
That sounds like you got executed by someone.
One of my personal favorite memories was in the pre game lobby when players were still joining in. There was this guy in a tracksuit that came into the building I was waiting in, and threw a parrot that said, "what if the balls got hard too". Then they started playing hardbass and we just jumped all over the interior for at least a minute. Then, a few seconds before the match started, they went prone and I copied. Then a text box popped up above their head that read, "REMEBER MEEEEEEEEEEEE". I somehow managed to take a screenshot of that moment right before the match started. Now it's my desktop background.
12:50 you forgot the H&K ones :)
Croco with a Glocko Best line Ever.
“Why do I use my power to put SWAWS in a game?”
Because you are the only one we trust to get the job done
The glock number is actually their patent number for the gun, and they can mostly use the same magazines. The glock 43 has a 50 round drum you can buy even though it's suppose to hold like 6 rounds and is the size of your cellphone.
Also, the patent number thing only applies to the glock 17. Every next glock named after that is just increased by one.
let's bully badger into knowing gun history
The Glock 43 drum is so unnecessary. 😂
@@djbray7 Get florida man hopped up on enough guacamole farts and cocaine and you'll need two drums
Remember when a bear in Russia just ate a metric ton of cocaine and just became the most apex predator for 5 hours? They can't stand up to normal Florida men
@@herrgeneralerwinrommel3728 THE FUCK???
DID THAT HAPPEN???
SHOW ME THE DAMN NEWS ARTICLE ABOUT THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW.
7:11 this is a George Floyd moment
It barely started, and I'm already dying XD
Holy shit what a achievment: now your friends can say "I cant beleive im playing with a tabG asset right now"
Also damn the mocap editing with this video is absolutely the best thing
Wait that’s mocap!? Nocap???
@@ILikeSoda229 100% mocap
@@max84678 daaaaaamn
15:16
Pull up: TERRAIN
Pull up: Terrain
It's now the start of 2023, and this is still the funniest series of videos you've uploaded.
"What the fuck is this branding"
Actually, Glocks are named after the patent number. That's why the Glock 17 is the Glock 17: it was the 17th patent.
Thank you mikeburnfire for telling me this.
@@Eatmydbzballs bruh same lmao, love their vids
@@Eatmydbzballs I've learnt more about guns then I'd like to admit from watching those guys
"Who sees trash and is like 'Imma eat dat'?"
Raccoons.
Pfp checks out
@@dryfox11 yes it does
Raccoons tend to have the brains to back that up so they don’t do stupid shit like turtles.
Getting insulted in rust is like a slot machine. You can get a slur thrown at you, or be subjected to the most ear-splitting noise possible to even hear. You could kill someone and they just go: “I hope you lose your custody battle.” Like, that was oddly personal and specific… despite the target of harassment is a 11 year old with no parental discipline.
OK this game is amazing, you are HALARIOUS. I love you content and hope you make so much more
Fun fact: The number designation for Glocks is the patent number for that particular product, before they were known for manufacturing handguns Glock actually was solely a Polymer product producer until the Austrian government put in a bid for a new service pistol. The designator for the product would start with 1 and continue incrementally through to the next product they patented... the 17th patent was the Glock handgun.
Fun fact: you know siege is in a terrible state when Russian badger no longer plays
I was wondering if anyone else said this.
“That it’s magazine capacity was 17 was… serendipity”
@@mistypig HAHA, some good Ahoy. You're a man of culture.
@@thewalking4473 And to you, too
“It’s not about the money, Spider-Man...
ITS ABOUT THE METS BABY”
Love da Mets!!
Geta home run!
Alright baybee lets gooo
What is this meme? Mr wooosh over here needs some context
@@taylorlynn2522 look up king pen and Spider-Man “it’s about the Mets” meme there has now been a transformer one and several others
Thank you for supplying endless entertainment in these dark times
Lol the bit at 9:05 sounds so dope if it were true ngl.
Glocks are named after their patent number by the way, for people who wanted to know
the fact that the Glock 17 holds 17 rounds is a happy coincidence
EDIT: jeez, this comment did kind of good. I got that fact from Ahoy's Guns in Video Games series, look it up on UA-cam with Ahoy Glock 17
lol if the naming was based on the capacity glock 43s would be a lot more common lol
Did you watch Zachs gun rants?
A coincidence that all glock fans appreciate
Literally commented this & deleted it after seeing you commented it.
Thank you