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no
@@spy4839 no
how was this 3 days ago when you uploaded it a minute ago
Ay yo why'd you like your own comment but adolph dripler be hot
@@edKudo no
Representing heavenly with a cacodemon is still one of badgers greatest sparks of genius.
@That One Spy Main Because, he just radiates Caco-Pog energy
It's awesome that he is a cacodemon
@That One Spy Main Heavenly talks about the doom soundtrack pretty often so I guess Badger got inspired by that
@@voxeil its cause that wheeze
@@typowynieogar dc socas sPpc
“That’s so horribly balanced”
The marines in WWII: *well yes*
But actually no
My spirit animal is a wwii marine on the beaches of owo jima
@@generalfred9426 Ah yes techno
The Japanese after Hiroshima and Nagasaki: *but actually no*
Americans when rolling on the shores of D-day
"Hmmm... this seems a bit imba"
"Doesn't matter if the shots are on target, it's a Garand, it'll hit" TheRussianBadger 2020
Hello.
Have a good day.
Goodbye.
Never underestimate the garand
Funny enough that’s pretty much why the garand was so popular lmao
No, it's called aimbot
@@tyukogames or that
0:58 This moment is wonderful
i agree. surprised me how good grouse sounds
I like how:
heavenly is always a doom character
Grouse is now Dallas
And Bagr is permanently that soldier
Qnd then there's
M O Z Z I E.
@@calebshartzer9724 like the actual VA of the character
M O Z Z I E
@@DorkMatter001 I know but I forgot the voice actor for
M O Z Z I E .
@@calebshartzer9724 his name is
M A R T I N C O P P I N G
@@DorkMatter001 Thank you,
T H E S O U L O F C I N D E R S
Badger: complains about how nobody revives
Also Badger: runs by at least three knocked teammates and dosen't even notice them
Also doesn’t understand that non medics can’t revive non squadmates.
I swear half the medics in the game haven't even press the square button and just focus on the SMG because it's so powerful.
@@themaddoctor5304 Thats why my score is so high despite relatively low kills: Reviving everyone
@@themaddoctor5304 then trust xbox medics
@@themaddoctor5304 Same bruh i hate enemy medics so much i swear its the only class that i get killed by bruh
Imagine: Its three in the morning, you hear a window break across the street. Minutes later, you hear this: “BACKBLAST CLEAR!”
*cue the shrapnel and car alarms*
2:41 “oh this has to be prerecorded footage”
[proceeds to launch several hundred thousand dollars worth in missiles]
“No that’s definitely badger”
Bajur momint
bruh heavenly saying "LAST MAN TO LEAVE LOCK THE DOOR, NOW GET ON THE FUCKIN HILL AND RAISE THE FLAG OVER IWAJIMA" was just so fucking funny to me
He definitely missed his calling as a drill sergeant! 🤣
Pfp?
@@captaineusn i think thats bunny girl senpai
LAST ONE ALIVE LOCK THE DOOOOOR
- soldier tf2
I'm convinced that Heavenly is just a Cacodemon IRL that became sentient and discovered gaming and gamer supps
Are... are the Demons from DOOM _not_ sentient creatures that hate humanity? Is Doomguy just Hell PETA?
@@DraconicDuelist The creatures from doom dont have souls,they are just killing machines,only a few do,like the gladiator and i think marauder but im not sure
@@cheburekman696 Maybe, but depending on what series you're in, having no soul doesn't necessarily mean you aren't sentient. From the sounds of it, they're basically just rabid animals...
@@DraconicDuelist no soul means they can't think by themselves,they use that brain help them in short term decision making in fighting ,but they can't do anything else,they don't know anything other than killing.
For example the Cacodemon kills because he's hungry but he's made in a way he can never be full so he eats and eats and doesn't stop.
he's the laughing cacodeon
Imagine you're a japanese soldier expert at american language hearing a platoon of american soldiers discussing "Who's gonna win, Adolf Dripler, Joseph Stuntin, Benito Swagolini."
7:37 LOL it's stuck in my head now "SAME IDEA. SAME IDEA! SAME IDEA! SAME IDEA."
At the end of 2020 we're all gonna hear "And that's... About it." And look up into the sky to see Badger's face
Worth it.
The sun will have the crying seal face
@@tadhgmcelligott3693 And at night, when the sky is pitch black, shitty pop music will sound from the heavens as a monologue from Badger appears in the form of white lines of text flashing across the sky very slowly. At 11:59:58, the words "MOAR Badger" will flash across the sky just before it turns 12:00:00 and 2020 ends.
@@holdguard4624 Oh no
@@ninjafighterblue9413 *OH YES*
The fact he didn’t even touch the katana is saddening.
Me and my buddies have memed so hard with a jeep full of katana soldiers just rushing the frontlines.
That is some legendary samurai shit right there.
Yes. Just YES.
‘Why are you bringing a knife to a gun fight?’
*Giornos theme starts playing*
‘Why are you bringing a gun to a knife fight?’
I’d love to do that, but I don’t have many friends who play ut
i will be trying this now.
13:11
I like how grouse's instinctual reaction was to say 'lets not bring that back'
"there is, a house, in New Orleans"
"THEY CALL THE RISING SUN"
They definitely need to bring Bad Company back.
Its legitimately amazing how EA in general just doesnt get it. The community can literally scream at them "please give us a sequel to Bad Company 2! Thats what we want!" and they stare at the community blankly before saying "so you're asking for Battlefield 5.1? Okay."
Its a fucking shame cause Bad Company 2 still holds up great.
What are you doing here, you loveable bastard!
Seeing you here is a sign I should play hitman 2 because you make it so much better
EA would ruin bad company
@Deathtrooper204 your opinion
When was the last time I’ve seen a battlefield vid so glad to see one again
It makes me feel better to realize that I may have actually played with you guys at some point
12:35 With one screw I will turn this regular firearm into a felony
"Thats so horribly balanced"
Nagasaki and hiroshima: Well yes
oh no no nooooo omaigod
Stolen ideaaaa
@@triangletreetea8717 stfu
@@LlywelynGX thanks for having my back
@@miyahara6059 ?
I keep coming back to this vid just for grouse to sing
"THEY CAAALL THE RISING SUN!"
i would pay good money to hear him cover that whole song
@@moonsalibi the song can only get better lol
Can you please link me the time? I can't find it.
@@matex0262 0:56
same, it has a different feeling to it
I went back to playing bfv after a bit and I’m actually having fun. It might be my favorite battlefield
i love that going out of bounds is “deserting” meaning you get instantly court martial’d to death
Holy shit Badgerfield is back in full swing, just what we needed for surviving 2020.
Adolf Dripler
Just two months
...two months
I kinda want him to make bf3 and bf4 vids like he used to do
@@itsachihuahua1157 I'd kill for a BF3 video with TinyDuckling
@@itsachihuahua1157 This
The face of the SFM marine is a perfect representation of Burgers mind whenever he plays a battlefield title.
When you see them in the trees first before they see you first
Merene
@@Airstriker76 Marine
@@blueflame7068 r/wooosh
@@Airstriker76 correcting a properly spelled word is not a joke.
My favorite is the medic class, not because you can revive everyone, but because you get to... "Rattle em boys"
4:43 you can get like 3 stick dynamites and up to m6 heat for the bazooka
"The greatest battles of all time"
**ANGY BATTLE OF BERLIN**
*ANGRY DDAY noises*
*ANGRY BATTLE OF THE BULGE NOISES*
*Angry Great War noises during the Battle of Verdun*(Please note that I just wanted to mention WW1 because why tf not?)
@@M1K3LL3AHY he literally mentioned dday lmao
to quote Clint Smith, "nobody hears the 'ping,' you just fired 8 rounds of .30-06, everyone is DEAF"
The man's a legend.
True
Sad but true
Well the guy firing it hears the ping
@@quinnholloway5400 maybe? But that's the point. Only the shooter can hear it
I genuinely love and enjoy battlefield 5 without memeing or being silly (and yes I’ve played and seen other battlefield games, I ain’t no noobie)
Gonna be honest, I actually really love this game
Same ngl
Yeah. The gameplay is fun, the weapons are great, and the graphics are amazing, but that fucking revive sequence I swear to god.
@@diegorincon4673 if you play as a medic it doesn't take 5 years to revive someone
Fun fact, medics were supposed to be able to drag downed players to cover but it got cancelled because there were bigger priorities.
You can do that in "Squad"
@@BloodyKnives66 and you dont even need to be a medic to do that
Bigger priorities meaning sticking grenades on the end of M1 Garands which is the most American thing ok this planet
On*
Like making crappy single player story modes that piss on the stories of WW2?
Badger: talks about historically accurate loadouts
*cuts to next shot*
Badgers using an stg44, Luger and bazooka.
In reality, I believe that bazookas were actually used by Germany a little bit. It was quite common for German troops to use captured guns (a favorite being the PPSH-41 for example). Also, Germany didn’t develop a rocket launcher until 1944; even then, it was basically just the bazooka, made to fit 88mm rockets, and with a blast shield on it. So it actually could be quite a feasible late war setup.
@@archeverything the Nazis used the panzerfaust and panzershreck not the bazooka
@@joemelton4747 Yes I was talking about the panzershreck above. Although it is rather embarrassing to say, especially as someone who loves both firearms and history, I was not confident my spelling of it would be correct above, so I left it at panzershreck. What I was saying above though is that the development of the panzershreck didn’t began until long after the capturing of American bazookas in Africa, hence it uses a lot of the design concepts of the bazooka. Also, as for a soldier having a bazooka, Luger, and stg44, my previous mention of captured bazookas probably being used by Germany in the late war period still stands. Though I must admit, most of my fascination lies on the eastern front and I only have intermediate knowledge of the Western front.
@@archeverything I wouldn't worry about the spelling
Panzer was clear Shreck however comes from the word for terror I believe
@@joemelton4747 if you reply to this and say poop I will call my mom and tell her poop
Mom: go there for picture smile me: 6:23
"Make Tank Dempsey proud" made me laugh for a solid minute
Adopt Dripler
Benito Swagolini
Joseph Stuntin
I present to you...
Hirohithard
*_SIGH_*
Franklin Guccibelt
Cranklin Brosvelt
@\\ Tom.H // Winston Nochill
Nagasicki
When I heard "Adolf Dripler", I knew I was in for a ride.
Same
Franklin Drip Reckevelt
@@franklind.roosevelt2111 need more
Francisco Swanko
Harry S(wag). Trollman
I like how badger points out the revives as a flaw but you can be back in the deploy screen within 3 secs but Battlefield 4 has you stuck staring at your killer for either 15 seconds or until you get revived
5:06 I recognize that click sound...
I respect heavenly with my entire being now. He made a SABATON AND a TF2 reference, in one video. That is king.
I am glad that a fellow person of culture has watched this video.
Yes, indeed
My day brightened when he quoted "The Last Stand." Now the next time they do world of tanks he needs the Primo Victoria skin
At which points please
13:53 is the time of the sabaton reference.
Badger is effectively the Soldier from TF2, I just picture him rocket jumping around and through trenches smacking people in the head with an entrenching shovel.
I mean, isn’t that how you play BF5?
Bold of you to assume he wasn't.
I tried rocket jumping in that, does not work
@@canadiandoughnut8605 Not trying hard enough. You're also assuming that being alive is a requirement to a successful jump.
@@psycosanches589 hmmmmm
Fun Fact: The bazooka is also a flamethrower
5:54
Ah, yes... this is how I lost my first wife... and my house... and became a wanted fellon in the state of Washington, because APPARENTLY bazookas are NOT home defence weapons here! ...All things concidered, I kinda have to agree.
Shout out to all the medic mains in BFV that actually make an effort to get revives on their team rather than leave their teammates for dead
Feels nice being appreciated (haven’t played in a while but while I did I ran nothing but smokes for nades for the sole purpose of picking people up no soldier left behind)
Thank you good sir.
Wouldn't it be a better idea to throw a smoke grenade then revive your teammates/other players because I find it easy to revive people without dieing especially in that tunnel bridge of the pacific, where both teams will fight under/in the tunnel bridge to the death do to a lack of cover and to take cover in the sides.
Respect the Medic
Disrespect him and he might not save your ass on the beach when you get shot
"We got nuked again" - Japanese soldier calling command after Nagasaki
When heavenly casually brings up nanking actually makes me happy that somebody knows the history of the 2nd Sino-Chinese war
12:15 I love how it’s literally just a stock and a mag
15:00 everyone gangsta until Japan nukes you twice on opposite day.
Little sad nobody brought up Emperor Hiro-Yeeto for that Axis of Awful
Or Hideki Yolo
Ya'll remember blowing people in half with the Anti-Tank gun in BF1
You ever do that in BF4?
The AT-Rocket Gun? Yes, yes I do.
What else I remember oh yeah he drank like 40 monster can for Battlepacks
pepperidge farm remembers
I couldn't get into Battlefield 1 it was just so inaccurate to world war 1 combat that it gave me an irritated feeling that would bug me whenever I tried to play it... like thats cool and all in Battlefield 4 or 5 but there was way to many machineguns in Battlefield 1 where I expected combat to be slower paced and methodical...
This video is proof badger can make anything look fun
At 3:31, my man really said “Huh?” Then ceased to exist.
Badger: why is this funny to me?
Dude, your first ever tshirt was a crying seal, idk don't ask me
Badger: “Double kill, triple kill?!”
Me, a Halo fan: “Overkill.”
EXTERMINATION
UNSTOPPABLE
H-H-HOLY SHIT
KILLIMANJARO
KILLIONAIRE
You don't understand how much I've been yearning YEARNING for back blasting in rocket launchers
11:42 I'M DEAD. I CAN'T. "POGGERS, HON HON, POGGERS."
Here’s a idea: Russian Badger Rising Storm 2: Vietnam.
*YES*
YES
Ooooooh red white and blu!
I still remember my proudost moment in that game was killing someone with the back blast of a rocket and the rocket itself. Rising Storm 2 is a blast.
SCOT REPOT IN
WE UH TEKKING CHARRIE
"They spawn too close, forget about it."
Overwatch players: First time?
BF Hardline TDM anyone? The spawns on that mode was that bad even the BFF made a video on it
Tf2 players: hah
Any cod nuketown map. Anyone who is playing on nuketown 84 knows what I'm talking about.
Honestly the only issue with the vid is when he talks about the revive. (In case of those who haven’t seen the game yet) medic is still the only class that can revive normally, but with squad mates you get squad revived, which allows the other classes to revive players in their squad but nobody else
hey i wanna get overwatch is it good
12:59 I fucking love this moment it made me cracked up 😂😂😂
You're the reason i'm still alive, your vids just made my days when i was down, keep it up bro
I love how Heavebly has ascended to Cacademon status
Formerly Doom Slayer
I got big demon status ain’t no secret
@@senatorarmstrong8960 mm
Agreed
It was always a cacademon
Imagine you find an American in your trench, but he sticks a grenade on the end of his gun and says “Welcome to the jungle, kraut”
*KABOOM**
Best last words ever
Oh god almighty-
WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD SON!
16:28 I've never been MORE onboard about something in my life! ❤️ I rarely play games anymore but I will still pop in BC (2008) and BC2 (2010) now and then to this day! A game that is literally over a decade old STILL holds up as the best. I miss those days!
*# BRING BACK BAD COMPANY!*
When I was in the Navy I got to be one of the 100 Americans allowed to hike Iwo Jima for the year (I think 2013, they were only allowing so many Americans on the island since they are STILL digging up bodies.) And let me tell you, that hike nearly knocked me out and I was wearing shorts and a T shirt, I have no idea how the hell the marines fought up that mountain.
“If you ignore the game’s fundamental game issues, it can give you some good moments” is the most RussianBadger sentence there’s ever been.
What do you mean? Like, “hey, this cactus is very pointy and sticky, but ignoring that, it’s a very cute plant”way?
@@lorenzooliveira1157 kinda
Well yes, but not everyone can afford a gaming setup and games from AAA developers.
Far Cry series be like
As somebody that just started playing as game pass recently got ea play, I see what he’s saying m. Imo sniping on Bf5 is the best it’s been, while I love 4 the sniping makes me want to vomit and 1’s was better but still not great. 5s is really fun. As badger says the issue is respawning, boy is it awful.
Why is it that every time I see a Cacodemon with Heavenly's voice, it gets funnier and funnier? 🤣
*"I WANTED TO PLAY VRCHAT!"*
I want to see them play VRCHAT
@@nicholasrocha2414 same
@@nicholasrocha2414 Me too!
@@nicholasrocha2414 yep! 👍
"who is we? You speakin french? YOU wanted to be here!"
God, I just love the trench gun noise, like it just has the perfect amount of punch to it
Badjur is the human embodiment of “How do you do fellow kids?”
nah he does it good tho
"Casually approach child"
Yeah but he does it well
Joseph STYLIN. How did he miss that. That was the FIRST thought I had when he said Adolph dripler
Bro they forgot the chad
*Hideki JoJo*
Whoosh
I have my brain sliced into
@@generalfred9426 DUDE WHEN I READ “Hideko JoJo” I died of laughter for 10 min! My side hurts and I can’t stop smiling! You deserves a lot of likes!!!
Joseph Ballin
8:10 that was actually a good pronounciation of "Sanitäter hil mir" well done!
00:16:16 amogus on the right
Badger: complains about teammates not reviving. Also Badger: 11:36 leaves his teammate to die.
“You have become the very thing you swore to destroy.”
"Warpath is not paid 2 win"
*Made by the same developers who made Rise of Kingdoms*
Would also like to point out,the clip used when he mentioned d-day,the mission is called the battle of pearl harbour
@@michaelowen2420 PEARL HARBOR 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
@@michaelowen2420 "the battle of pearl harbor" bruh... this is just gonna be another raid shadow legends game that technically isnt pay 2 win but is pay to accelerate...
@@michaelowen2420 thats how stupid the ads are for it. All of them, no matter where its placed, is "The battle for Pearl Harbour (3/4)"
And to be fully honest, Lilith games lost my respect when they pushed out shit ads for RoK. Same script, bad VA, voices seem like they dont fit the person, and a lot more. I quit RoK once it got a drag feeling coming on
5:14 * * Double kill
* * * Triple kill!
* * * * OVERkill!
* * * * * KILLTACULAR!
Rampage! (10 Killstreak!)
Killamanjaro
0:58 love this part
The Warsaw pact was doomed after Adolf Spitler dropped a diss track on Joseph Ballin.
It was only a matter of time before Benito Swagolini entered the brawl too, though he sucked and needed to steal Dripler's lyrics
Never I would've thought I would ever hear the name "Benito Swagolini" in my life...
Or Adolf Dripler
Or Joseph Stuntin
0:29
Dallas? You good? Do ya need a medic bag?
BF5 is easily my favorite out of them all. The theme of the game is a lot better than what was advertised originally. The movement is extremely satisfying, and all the maps are really fun.
"Like Zoinks Scoob, maybe we shouldn't go to Nanking" Quote of the year
the Axis of fashion:
Adolf Drippler
Benito Swagolini
Emperor Hirihitho
Joseph stunton
@@ohioanbutt_ticklingbandit Winston Chanelhill
Cranklen brosevelt
@@skuba6360 Dwight D Drippinhower
Mikhail Kalash-the-cop
Can we just take a moment to say that badger is an absolute beast at video games
Abusing shotguns in Rush mode is a Battlefield tradition since days long past
13:06 - "the bible is just christian manga"
No, that's the Light Novel version.
Ah, seems as though I found another enlightened individual. I am pleased.
I love that this implies that there is a bigger bible out there somewhere
The dead sea scrolls are just the web novel
*Book Of Mormon Is Just a Fan-Fiction*
0:58 lyrics:
*there is a house in New Orleans*
*THEY CAAAAAAAAAALLED THE RISING SUN*
8:29
I accidentally slapped my testicle at that exact moment in the video.
It hurt a f*ck ton.
@@calebshartzer9724 XD
@@calebshartzer9724 ok,that's tuff man XD
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
This is proof that badger and the crew can find the funny in anything
3:30 oh hello sir this is C4 let me introduce you Bomb!!!!
I heard a “The Last Stand” reference, as well as Primo Victoria. We have men of culture
@Stef Koppejan JOIN ME IN THE GREAT WAR, MY BROTHER!
I heard them, these are some cultured idiots.
@@daanoffline5716 They are a idiots, but, they are funny ones~
Where? I couldn’t find the primo Victoria reference
@@thenotfunny8076 I’ll watch and try to find it
Badger playing Battlefield 5...
Im so sorry to hear that bro
What a shame :(
In all Honesty, the Pacific-Update brought it on the right track. If they would have just used that to continue, it would have been great. The problem was they fucked it up again some months later with changes to the gunplay...
@@ironvader502 like literally imagine deciding to break the absolute best thing about the game right after this great comeback update to try to win over holiday season buyers, somehow.
Ayo my guy how ya doin'
@@Pattamatt1998 I still don't understand why they thought it was a good Idea. They had FINALLY managed to get the damn thing back on track, and instead of then focusing their time on taking care of the actual issues to make use of that renewed interest they decide to fuck up the ONE THING that was consistently good about it.
14:10 PTSD moment
0:58 gets me every time
Didn’t think he’d return to this game but here we are I guess
Next he needs to see how great battlefield 1 is now
He has like a million vids on bf1
@@flyingplatypus7272 still
@@barneycalhoungaming69 wdym
@@flyingplatypus7272 he want badger to return and see how good the game is now
I would play bf1 but internet is s h i t e
Joseph Stuntin really do be popping of with a kill streak of 30 million.
I really hate to be that guy, but that's the pre -1991 estimate. After the USSR fell and the Soviet archives opened up, and the actual number is about 9-15 million
@@osedebame3522 bylat that's what you think comrade
@Zack Ceasar there is debate about whether the archives are accurate, but since these numbers were never released to the public, would they have any reason to lie? And is there any source, other than estimates, that verifies the 30 million number?
@@osedebame3522 that have not been put in gulags or buried in the Russian wilderness
@@nightman4142 that’s where the margin of error comes from, when you count the deaths from famine, and in Soviet satellite states, it’s closer to 15 million deaths
The memes seriously just get better & better. 😂😂😂
Back blast has some "cool guys don't look at explosions" energy 🤣
50 likes in 40 seconds. Imagine having that kind of power.
Now 758 in 2min
1. 0K
That is what it means to go even further beyond.
Unlimited POWER
@@boi4055 unlimited sand
A Battlefield video? From Badger?! Its been 5000 years.....
This is a nice throwback for me. I subbed back in the Bad Company 2 days and kinda fell off when the Seige stuff was more common, so this is nice lol
OG gang let's gooooo
9:53 That poor Sanitater
That’s funny, that scene at 15 min was my match down to the last detail I once was in