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sorry about low mic volume in outro my editing program could barely render this video there was so much garbage on the timeline
I was like did i just go deaf lol
Scared the fuck out me when I raised the volume to hear what you were saying then ear raped by the drop
@@jaylonhardin2745 same
Probably bing
ily
Watches end of video
Badger: *talking really fckin quiet*
Me: turns volume at max to hear him on headphones
Dubstep: Allow me to introduce myself
I thought my speakers went out for a second
My house's glasses is breaking.
yes
@@Spentbrass42 same
BAIT, AND HOOK.
"He's got a Canadian Flag, He won't shoot you." Cuts to Canadian soldiers hucking cans of beef to german trenchs to attract them to one spot before swapping to grenades
Meanwhile Canadian soldiers hold 3 of the top 5 longest recorded sniper kills
@@NoNo-nz7iq they kill in secret
so that's where ubisoft gets their "throw rock" stealth idea
You forget about the one-eyed major that liberated a whole occupied town by himself from high ranking nazis
Edit: forgot to mention that
1. He was also a sniper
2. He captures alot of nazis
3. He caught a nazi that spoke french and told them to say an entire attacking army was coming with artillery and gave the guy his gun back
4. Simulated an army by himself
5. If i remember correctly he did this in 1 night
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/leo-major-montreal-zwolle-nazis-1.4660487
Source^
@@swudi3460 that's why nobody knows how dangerous they are
“Bing could use smoke signals and get better voice quality.” Is an underrated and hilarious line!
The Mars Curiosity Rover gets better quality than him.
Is this a cyanide ping reference?
@@bluepaladinXavier Perhaps
Favorite bit from this video;
Badger: "Baguettes per... Kilo."
Heavenly: "I like how you're not even trying anymore, like, 'Uhh, French, baguettes, fuck it we're done here'."
"So Bing what was the airport like?"
"You remember the pre-game lobbies when PUBG first came out?"
Last Man standing
That shit had me lmfao
the prox mic's filled with russians
@@redmist6630 And the Floor of the airport
@@zefiddlr6169 and the textures just, not loading. i played on xbox. unfortunately the controls were horrible so i switched to blackout
“He has a Canadian flag. He’s not gonna shoot you”
*maple syrup water boarding intensifies*
like where did that come from...we literally turn into ethereal beings when someone says war
its not waterboarding if you use maple syrup
You say that, but have you heard of Leo Major, the one-eyed Canadian sniper who took an entire German occupied town alone?
@@mrmarinara4834 god it would just stick to your face until you suffocate
He wasn’t a sniper He was a scout. He carried a sub machine gun not a rifle.
As a type 2 diabetic, I had a chuckle at the diabetes jokes.
>mlp pfp
>diabetic
They are connected
E
@@rommelscat4795 to perfect the trifecta, I'm moderator in several Discord servers.
@@mindlessgonzo That's amazing LOL
@@mindlessgonzo respect lol
"Who knew you were more valuable as a sandbag than a human being" -The Imperial Guard, 42nd Millenium
Albertan here lol, yeah we have a "rat patrol" thing here. They are so effective that there are essentially zero rats in the entire province, *For the past 70 years.*
So they exist, but just...not in Alberta.
THE SUN NEVER RESTS ON THE RAT EMPIRE ALBERTA'S NEXT
@@giovannicervantes2053 WE HAVE HELD ON FOR 70 YEARS AND BY THE BLESSING OF THE RAT PATROL WE WILL HOLD FOR 70 MORE
@@ibrahimoshodi4472 Would it be effective on let’s say a Cane Toad?
@@ibrahimoshodi4472 70 DAYS BIT YOU NEXT
Fun Fact: In Utah, it's illegal to "cause a catastrophe."
dang, not even a little one?
@@namekman01 I like the implication that we have a chaotic neutral lesser god on our hands
We're just western Florida and no one cares
It’s also illegal to hunt whales in Utah
For those of you who don't understand, Utah is a landlocked state
10:22
FBF = Football Field
ML = Moon Landing
First moon landing July 20th 1969, second moon landing September 14th 1969
56 days
80,640 hours
17.6 football fields in 1 mile
60 MPH = 1,056 FBF/H
*80,640 = 85,155,840
60MPH = 85,155,840 FBF/ML
damn😐 i’m genuinely impressed
Words
It's so interesting to watch pre-mocap badger videos. What he does in this is still good, but the contrast between what he was doing then and the quality of the animation in videos he makes nowadays is crazy.
honestly it was just as funny
@@BeanBonanzer oh definitely, there's a reason i still rewatch them. bajur crew is always funny
@@ongoingplague3148 oh for sure. i’ve rewatched so many of these videos. they hit every time
Badger’s voice at the end is like you set your headset volume down as far as it can go because your teammates have jet turbines on full throttle.
@Tevin Poudrier Yo, same
I was so confused, I thought something went wrong and I accidentally connected the volume to something or turned it down somehow. I even fuckin checked my volume settings and didn't figure out it was the video till I went back 5 seconds.
@Tevin Poudrier yeah same, it actually sounded normal at max volume, but my ears burst for it
@Tevin Poudrier I thought Badger was trying to prank us, took my earbuds out in case he threw a musket shot or something in at the end. Got too much tinnitus already
@Tevin Poudrier dear god.....same
The whole thing- "Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended."
I was dying by the end of that, thanks 🤣.
i love this more and more every time i see it
Deah ass the week before this was uploaded my friend told me how he had a musket and if he got robbed he'd just come down in nothing but his underwear, and bulletproof vest, and a civil war hat and shoot out "You choose the wrong house Yankee!"
This sounds like something out of a British comedy skit
got this joke saved on my phone
I love how badge has gotten friendlier and more humble the longer he does this, if your some how reading this badge, keep making the world laugh bro your content is godly.
Ehem… BADGE?! ITS BADGER
@John100-1 you better be careful throwing those hard R's around so willy nilly.
@@Beefman0010 Badger's our word.
10/10
made me laugh so hard i choked on my Limited Edition Winter Spiced Cranberry Sprite
Man, that final Badger is probably the quietest he's been in years.
Turns volume up all the way to hear him....
Blasts fucking ears with outro music
@@admiralasia5982 dude I just did that. Thankfully only had the one AirPod in, so I’ll only be deaf for a month in one ear instead of both
My eardrums
My ears got blasted into neverland
*Laughs in Subtitles*
0:34
As someone who lives in Alberta Canada, I can confirm that there are in fact no rats here. It is true.
The bullet proof juggernaut with the 22 got me because that’s exactly what the B-1 is lmao
Breakdown of all the measurement/ time examples:
Baguette/ Cigarette;
65cm per 10 minutes
The average baguette is around 65 centimeters long and a cigarette usually takes about 10 minutes to fully burn down to the bud.
Hamburger/ Happy Meal;
3 1/2 inches per 15 seconds
The normal burger bun has a width of 3 1/2 inches, a speed eater (Matt Stonie) ate a McDonald’s Happy Meal in about 15.22 seconds, I rounded down the time to 15 seconds to make it easier for the average person to remember.
Washing machine/ Browning High Power;
41 inches per 9 seconds
The height of a washing machine varies from 38 inches to 43 inches so I took the median (about 40.5) and rounded up, a competition shooter has an average reload of 1-3 seconds and the time it takes to fire 13 rounds (the mag size of the Browning High Power) is about 6.49 seconds which i rounded up to 7 seconds, then add 2 (because it’s the middle number for the reload) and you get 9 seconds.
Football field/ Moon landing;
100 (although it would really be 120 counting the end zones) yards per 76 hours
The average (American) football field has a width of 120 yards although it is commonly measured at 100 yards when being compared to something else so I shall use the common measurement to avoid confusion, the entire expedition of Apollo 11 (from Earth to Moon) took 76 hours.
War crimes/ corporate bailout
... idk how to break this one down
War crimes average to around 12 thousands corpses and the bailout is between 40 Thousands to a million base on the person that is being bailout.
Anyway, thanks for doing god work.
War Crimes/Corporate Bailout
Ask Syria, they can break it down for you
These are light years ahead of today’s measurement systems.
absolute legend
Average out the amount of war crimes in the last 30 years, divided by the amount of times big companies paid off the government
"you just LIED, you said "keep that positivity" then "I went to Arby's" bro"
one of my favourite quotes
Arby has good mini sandwiches
@@Trench1919A4 and fries
Hello soldier
Bro my favorite was the one where he said "9mm kills the body but 45.acp kills the soul you gotta make sure they don't come back as a lich"
@@Knightbeast-rr8zv
Mine was veitnam veteran venom
Wait oml the rat expert is the same guy who says tha 9mm kills the body but 45 acp kills the soul
ah yes I played in this game and 7:20 summarizes my experience perfectly in trying out the artillery tanks. I loved them because it was like being a sniper and I loved being predictive... you know what suck about being good at being predictive? you get put in with the BIG BOIS and when you're in with the BIG BOIS you get crushed.
Badger: "He has a Canadian flag, he's not going to shoot you"
Comments: *Angry Maple Leaf Noises*
We're incredibly violent please believe us :(
@@taconator7492 Murica
We had 7 warships during world war one, and one was called “Rainbow”. We weren’t very armed during WW1 but we did have an experimental cold war plane called “Avro Arrow” which was cancelled due to budget issues. Local tales say it had to do with tension between canada and the US, but I haven’t found anything on the internet supporting that theory.
@@katf9513 stab em' with antlers
Coming from the British flag
Badger: The sun never sets on the Rat empire
The Skaven: Yes-yes
Der are no rat-men in ze Empire.
@@waynes.wilson6616 yes-yes, tell yourself that-that
_Viktor Saltzpyre has entered the chat_
I thought my headphones died for a sec. lol
12:42
I turned my sound up all the way and was confused then got blasted by the outdo music. Scared the shit out of me
As a person from alberta, canada that is a fact that there are no rats here in Alberta. We literally have a provincial agency to check vehicles coming in from the US and other provinces
Teacher:”why are you laughing”
Me:”no reason”
My brain: *mine bird is ballin*
yes.
But at what cost
*BALLIN*
but at what cost?
As someone who owned Black Ops for the DS, I can 153% confirm that’s what the reloads sounds like
real talk its honestly shocking how good they made those games compared to the hardware it was on...
@@happyjohn354 yeah, basically a mini N64 if you think about it
Can u tell me how the shell casings taste?
@@beastieborg917 bruh idk, if ur referencing the game, I haven’t played that in like 10 years
i had the cod 4 for the ds, i only remember a low poly tutorial
Watching this video, and when he got the "free" section of the sponsor segment, all I could think was "It's the street corner from Duck Shoes!"
“It’ll be back soon enough... when’s the next solar eclipse again?” This is me literally any day
“He’s got a Canadian flag, he’s not going to hurt you.” Tell that to the mounds of corpses at Vimy Ridge.
*looks at the corpses* He's Canadian, he's not gonna hurt you! What'd he do, spray you with a super soaker filled with maple syrup??
All jokes aside, Canada is looking nicer by the day lol
Vimy ridge, the somme, monte cassino, caen, the battle of kapyong, etc etc. Hell world record for longest kill is by a jtf2 guy
@@The_welsh_cobrachicken Also homeboy Rambo, Leo Major.
Badger's Canadian too; he knows the only kills from Vimy Ridge were from the Assault Elks they let loose.
Why has heavenly just evolved into a Cacodemon and everyone’s just like “yeah uh I mean sure”
Cuz he lost his other eye in WW1.
Because is funny.
It's more funny when you realize that the character Badger used in older vids was Doomguy
@@Spidehman Verdun really was a kick in the face for Heavenly, it's true.
He has always been a cacodemon
2:34 best moment so far
10:11 Offended people per School shooting
Triggered wokes per mass homicide
"there's a law in Wisconsin saying it's illegal for horses to eat fire hydrants.."
"It's also legal for them to own kangaroos without a permit.."
Wait, the horses?
I still can't wrap my head around that. Because it had to be a big enough problem for there to be a law against it.
I'm just wondering when it happened, cause now I'm curious.
No, the fire hydrants
Yea
In the words of Paul Rudd...
What the hell happened here?
“He’s got a Canadian flag he’s not gonna shoot at you”
You’re gonna get kneecapped by JTF 2
when you give a Canadian a magazine with a higher capacity than 5 rounds:
* *commits 3 of the 4 longest kills ever recorded**
Nah nah nah looking back into Canadas war crime history they wont shoot you they'll gas you while saying sorry
The full body animation badger does now adays is cool and all but the stilted animations in these earlier episodes are just as good
7:52 Now I want to play Twisted Metal 2 where you can knock that tower right the hell down. (You can also do it in Head-On.)
Fun fact: One B1 during the battle of stone was hit 143 times by various anti tank rounds, none of which penetrated.
Goddamn
R.I.P the crews ears
It's like the human equivalent of having nerf dart hit you while wearing a Bomb-proof suit. Sure you're gonna get hit by them, but the annoyance is so minimal that you just don't give a damn.
@@hsc894 gets hit
ow
shoots back
realises I have a nerf gun
realises im a juggernaut
bruh
@@trainboi777yall6 This one? ua-cam.com/video/XbZiFgLgaeU/v-deo.html
“IM BALLIN, BUT THERE IS NO STUPID DOG, WE TRULY ARE LIVING IN THE DARKEST TIMELINE AFTERALL”
e
What timeline are you living in?
@@absolutebottomfeeder E
@@acethehunter7898 ua-cam.com/video/zJ1VFnzcqWE/v-deo.html the timeline where eustace lost the NBA finals
@matt holston ah I see
6:43 BRO I USED TO WORK AT WENDY'S, THAT SHIT WAS ASS
Yo my names Logan too
7:40 I don't know why but when the Payday 2 guy peaced out I spat my drink out laughing...fuckin A+ editing skills
It's still funny to hear that scuffed "bruh" every time he gets spotted
OH THATS WHAT IT IS
Bing's avatar and captions being as pixelated as his voice sounded was perfect.
Bing dead ass sounded like he was Xbox Live when the 360 was still in its prime!😅😂🤣
Yo 7.25 an hour stfu over there
I want to know you can change your voice live like that. I know it’s something with the bitrate but I don’t know any programs to do it
I love the whole bit for the 7.25, I want a clip for just that
Bro it was just badger talking without audio. and all of the sudden, b o o m . My favorite song starts playing. Scared the shit outta me.
I love how Heavenly’s character is the Doom flying meatball.
pog
@@DeathDealer_1021 grandpoggers.
@@EclipsedEquinox granderpoggers
@Gameplayer1563 its flying meatball now
I am in infuriated it ain't a meatball it Mike wazowskis incestral cousin cacodemon
Badgers videos over the past 6 years have slowly filled my veins with Mountain Dew and gamer sups and turned my brain to mush I love you
Are you sure that isn't just your rampant mountain dew and gamer sups addiction talking?
And our views have filled Badger’s veins with Monster
Gamer supps fucking slapps
Gamer Supps: Those Were Only Allegations.
this is genuinely my favorite badjur video. all of my favorite jokes somehow in one video
9:11
still love hearing the tiny subtle *bruuhuhh* in the background if he's spotted XD
fun fact: there really are no rats in Alberta. Cats patrol the border and are sent to exterminate any rats that slip into the province.
Only place on Earth, haha
Not only that the law is literally that if any rat somehow gets past that they will die quickly and die childless
@@cgkase6210 damn you telling me they die a virgin?
@@16imademanudutawedharma96 yes.
We have a whole fuckin border patrol for this shit the day Ratatouille 2: Albertan invasion comes out is the day Alberta falls
"what is he made of?" "He's made of matilda"
[Rogal Dorn voice] "this is true"
R/unexpected40k
final18fantasy git out and stay out
We are not a brick wall
We are MATILDA
@@St33lStrife TANK DETECTED
@@flyingplatypus7272 BRANCH: BRITISH MEDIUM TANK
RANK: TIER IV
ARMOR STATISTICS.... *bzzt* SCREW THAT
5:32 I work at target, nowadays we have around 20 PS5’s in the back. Very rarely I sell one, and we get shipments of four or six a month
I love your content. I'm currently listening to this with my eyes closed while I get over my hangover.
Badger: "it's a little terrible how great these Tiger I's are". Tiger's transmission after 5.25mi/5km: *cries in agony*
Porche Tiger's engine: **sad burning noises**
Worth it
I love how badger outflanked multiple hellcats in a tiger 1
I want to see badger play tigers for a significant amount of time in war thunder
"What is he made of?!"
"he's made of Matilda!"
As someone who has played the Matilda... Yeah that's... Accurate
The Valentine back when it was tier 4 was like that too. But the Matildas... Even at tier 5 they can be a nuisance.
one time I had to 1v1 a mat.... pain is mandatory
@@quinmatthew1 resistance is futile
I'm don't remember the Matilda from resident evil 2 being very good
@Gaelic Snake Charmer Can't mount rammer any more iirc, but 128 pen rounds at 1.93 second load time plus 75mm all around armor makes its speed its only weak point on tier and lets it pen tier 5 heavies if they aren't angling.
I remember seeing 11:05 to 11:44 on a Yt short 🤣 then I cameacross your channel not long after and I've been looking for the OG vid 👌🏻
1:48 dreading the return of Bajurs sanity in the next few days
I misread the title as
“Italian, but at what cost” and laughed my ass off for a solid 3 minutes
lmao
i misread as "Stalin, but at what cost", and was VERY confused
Bing's mic really just turns the sound of him cocking his pistol into the reload sound effect for Doom 64
I love that reference, literally had me dying of laughter in that video
9:02
You underestimate us, especially when Maple Syrup is on the line
"Fun fact : There are no rats in alberta!"
"Wait what- Is that even true??"
As someone in from Alberta, yes. This is true. They used to literally shoot rats at the border. It's amazing.
Enemy: “Oh don’t worry it’s just the French”
The French: ( just finished a revolution) “ don’t worry the blood is fresh”
You forget unless their enemy is French there not going to attack anyway they don't know how to deal with outsiders there like cannibals except if cannibalism was war with your own country
@@NemesisRose "how can you say something so controversial yet so brave?"
@@NemesisRose I've looked into history and realized something, the French eat ALL, get away from that shit, it's the center of every middle to American-burger sized conflict in most of history
‘“Who knew you were so much better as a sandbag than a human being’” -Commissar talking to an imperial guard conscript
*Happy Gasmask noise*
*Guard dies*
Congratulations, you have promoted to 'The Sandbag Division'.
Sandbag Division is best division
Fellow Kriegsman falls:
"Even in death you will serve a purpose."
Actually, do you think they try to die the fastest in order to be the sandbag that blocks the most amount of heresy before turning into paste?
@@lordtritus2261 of course we do. What else aside from fight for the emperor would we do
"He's got a Canadian Flag, He won't shoot you."
*meanwhile badger being a literal canadian*
I used to watch UA-cam on a N3DS, it was great, and 3D videos even worked with the built in 3D.
6:19 "Yo! 7.25 an hour shut the fuck up over there!" - heavenly
That is the best insult ever and I will find every opportunity to use it.
The funniest part of this is the fact that Heavenly was the one who said it
He actually got that from Sethical, I think.
the propper time is 6:21
"the sun never sets on the rat empire" - me playing Skaven
in that case it's hilariously literal.
*laughs in Ubersreik Five*
As an expert on rats there are rats
lol
The Under-Empire never falters yes-yes.
2:21 it’s a Dank
I just realized that badger goes to the trouble of even animating his character's eyes in the animations. Frankly, I respect the dedication.
"He's got a Canadian flag, he's not going to shoot at you!"
Somewhat inaccurate. He'd be *less inclined* to shoot at you, but speaking from a historical perspective, once he decided that he's going to fight, he would be the reason some rules about what is and isn't allowed in warfare exist.
Such as: Do not discuss hockey on the battlefield when allied with Canadian forces
Looks at Canadian treatment of indigenous people: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
Yeah that sounds about right.
This is true.
So basically Canadians dominate in combat but only when they want to?
Canadians pre war: i sleep
Canadians during war *REAL SHIT?*
I would love to see Badger play any of the borderlands.
Badge as Roland, Axton, and whoever is it is in the Pre-Sequel + Heavenly as either Brick, Salvador, or Claptrap + Grouse as Lilith, Maya, or Nisha + Bing as whatever else = Perfection
That what I been thinking
Tbh, I played 3, and me and my father agreed that it sucks ass
I would love to it
@@aurenzimmerman2754 we don't talk about that
10:33 making light of war crimes is funny though. we need more war crime jokes
I literally come back to this video when ever I’m feeling down, pretty sure I can quote every line.
8:09 the subtle “BrUuHhH”
Too perfect
Lol
HE GOT THE VIBRATO
that's because there is a little quiet distorted bruh
I love how he put that shit in the game files as the heads up sound effect
I laughed at "Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely, because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog"
Whenever I heard that my first thought was “Oh that’s how the ATF does target practice”
“We’ve located the dog, over.”
*pow*
“Dog terminated, over.”
Origin is: Just as the Founding Fathers Intended by Gearhead, go watch it it’s hilarious
ATF: *Raises eyebrow*
11:27
4:52 fin fact the char series of tanks were used in WW1 that is why they have big treads
11:10 every heard of the lever action musket?
The karltoff repeater
"He has a Canadian flag, hes not gonna shoot you!"
(me knowing that badger is canadian)
(me being canadian)
bruh
*Laughs in American*
Plot twist: the tank has a Canadian flag, but the tank is being controlled by an American.
wait bajur's canadian?
@@DeathDealer_1021 yea
He has an American flag, he’s gonna blast you with everything he has
TheRussianBadger if you think the char b1 bis is immortal you gotta try the AT line. Even the AT 2 has an average of 203 mm of frontal armor.
10:32 How you know wars are organized events and not real. They agree to not engage in certain activities that would increase the likeliness of a successful outcome, and also be more fun.
“The sun never sets on the rat empire”
-Bajur 2020
Cheese throne
Ikit Claw agree-approves yes-yes
literally the day the video gets uploaded the Rat Empire sacks a Chipotle in Manhattan. IM NOT JOKING LOOK IT UP
All hail the P L A G U E
the skaven have entered the chat.
"He's got a Canadian flag, he's not going to shoot you."
*Racks a C6A1 FLEX with malicious intent
Loads antler shooting BB gun with a 8X made out of hardened maple syrup
you only have that thing for Instagram bro dont lie
@@FREEGTAMONEY lmao
5:48 your sense of humor is too good!
In WI Milwaukee, it is illegal to park your car for more than two hours unless you tie it and secure it to a horse.
Jello is the type of guy to take a ruler to bed to see how long he sleeps
TheCurbs yes
So funny yet so true
Rip
0:20
"we sink three boats they drop the sun on us twice"
That three boats joke is probably my favorite joke that any of them have made
I like the fact that the ps5 at 5:38 looks like a turret from portal.
that's what its supposed to be edited to look like
nevertheless its still funny
I can't unsee it now oh god
This was the first video I watched on ur channel and I'm still watching it a year after.
Badger: “He has a Canadian flag he’s not gonna shoot at you.”
That shit hurted.
He's also Canadian.
@@andreivaldez2929 The irony
@@andreivaldez2929 ooooooooooooof
I will never get tired of hearing Heavenly's voice come out of a Cacodemon.
Edit: Yooo 1k likes? Never had this happen before lol. Thanks y'all but the real likes are meant for Badger and Heavenly.
I can't stop rewinding him just floating away into the background
Agreed
No-one does.
That is the trade mark for Heavenly
It makes sense and I don't know why
"He has a Canadian flag, he won't shoot at you."
*casually arms Canada goose*
0:35 this is true, the canadian rangers in Alberta supposedly EXTERMINATED every rat there.
"What is he made out of?
He's made out of Matilda!"
Bruh, that tank is no joke.
Until you boot up War Thunder. then you get dunked
fueled by vodka
@@ryman8989 probably because WT also uses the different kind of Steel used for vehicles and Cast Steal is probably the second worst thing you can use to build a tank. The worst being riveting.
@@Jorakful no disagreements here. This is true
Can back the claim: there are no rats in Alberta, we only have only barn mice and MILLIONS of stray farm cats.
Edit: also FUCK THE TYRANNICAL RAT EMPIRE
Ballin, but at what cost
I can also back this, I have never seen a rat ever and I’ve lived in Alberta my whole life.
I can back this, as I saw the "Your Friend The Rat" short that came with the DVD release of Ratatouille, which stated that Alberta Canada had waged an extremely robust exclusion campaign against rats, visualized as a Mountie in hockey goalie gear blocking a barrage of rats flying toward his goal.
Legit, Alberta's Agriculture office has roaming death squads that patrol Alberta's boarders and eradicate all rat colonies they find. Started in the 50's and still goes on today.
Cats just coming out of the walls
9:11 Vibrating Bruh sound effect
I actually calculated the Football fields per Moon Landing thing.
It's 24,702 per 1 moon landing
Badger: "Who knew you were more valuable as a sandbag than as a human being"
The Red Army: "да"
I am a part of the capitalist regime I can't and will not Google translate this joke
@@AshepEli-YT I think it say's da which is yes in Russian
True lol