I think all comedians have to get to that point. They go through bombing and no one laughing. People heckling them and being rude. Finally just say screw it and stop thinking too much
I love straight guys who don't give a f*** about labels or defining their sexuality. I wish all men were more like this and just say WTF "I have sex with women and I fall in love with guys".
Spitfire836 He broke up. Yeah I think I remember him aswering some question with a joke and clarified he’s straight, but it’s nice to see him joke around about it 😊
Chrissy “Getting speed bagged in the uvula” Distefano. How does this not have more views? Dudes hilarious. Check out his podcast ‘History Hyenas’. You won’t be disappointed.
I just discovered Distefano a few segments ago. This segment was just recommended. HILARIOUS!!! I love this guy! He’s the reality, bottom line shit!!! Theee BOMB!!!
This guy is comedy gold, funny how he talked about everyone trying to save everyone now a days there is too much traffic ect. But really his comedy is like therapy, lol
Idk where the reputation for modern New Yorkers came from but this guy has that New York attitude I remember and fuckin love. Love the stories about his pops, my Irish father and grandfather were the same, I'm pretty sure feelings weren't an actual thing until like 2005.
Chris analyzed these questions so hard and had such specific answers. This format was made for him.
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"Raw deezy sex" is my new favorite term
Roux Raw deezy cuz 😂
@@ibmsst legit spit out all my food when he said that
"I don't need my appendix removed again." If you need me I'll be laying down in my coffin because that line has me ded.
Sean McNamara legit 😂😂😂
HAHAHAHAHA
Man's a legend 😭😂😭😂
6:45 That “Never Forget” line is SNEAKY good
John Helf I heard that
Why?
pablo emanuel LMFAOOOO it’s what people say to never forget 9/11
@@coffeytv ohh
Real dark
"I have sex with women, i fall in love with guys" hahaha why is this so relatable
Go fuck those dudes and live your best life 😭
@dan G Not necessarily, unless of course you’re a psychologist and know something that the rest of us are not aware of.
😭
@@marcom6089 nah that’s gay
@@aaronaustin9814 hahaha fair enough
This is chaotic bisexual energy
Lindsay psh....here’s s hoping 😜😆
It's so freeing and great! I relate so hard.
It's married to a latin woman energy
@@meghanmonroe discovering him has been my therapy. The adhd too
😊✊😄
he is not bisexual
Once Chrissy D stopped caring about anything he started being hilarious.
I think all comedians have to get to that point. They go through bombing and no one laughing. People heckling them and being rude. Finally just say screw it and stop thinking too much
Larry david said he once went out on stage and looked at audience and said no to himself and walked off stage! Lol
I'd rather be 5'3 with a full head of hair, because I'm only 5'2 with a full head of hair, so that's a win win.
Winning!
Oof
My exact thoughts
*200 IQ*
I'm 5'1, so yeah an extra 2 inches would be nice. But I'm also a girl, soo.
He had me at ‘Yaay Beyoncé!’ I have no idea what that means but I laughed loud.
She’s the beacon of hope for the LGBTQ+ community
@@yourstepdadism What is LGBTQ+ community? Couldnt you have just put it in brackets for dummies like me? ;D
@@yourstepdadism literally she is not
I’ve heard about his 38” waist and his wine and antihistamine more than I’ve heard from family members in a month lol
😂
Just found out he has a doctorate and was a pediatric physical therapist before comedy. Still shocked; that's impressive!
The antihistamine and wine gag is in every vid i’ve seen of Chris
He's just trynna give some head
Gotta put yourself out there 🤣
Probably not a gag then
Its not a gag, he’s serious LMAO
Would that fuck you up? I'm told that third generation antihistamine let's you drink, at least one drink
Comedians I want you guys to get on here:
Big Jay Oakerson
Tom Segura
Bert Kreischer
Bill Burr
Joey Diaz
Dave Chappelle Louis C.K. Jim Gaffigan Jim Jefferies
Joey or Jay would be amazing
Burr has done stuff with barstool so I wouldn't be surprised.
Joey is not gonna do this tho
Joey Diaz please !!
When he said lord farquad I cried laughing
Same bro I was ctfu
I laughed so hard I started wheezing, almost had to get my inhaler!
Andrew Schulz next and JOEY COCO DIAZ
mxamiss5 you have shit taste
I was thinking Andrew Schulz straight away lol
mxamiss5 Andrew did one!!!!
Yes! I’d love to hear Joey Diaz’s answers.
Andrew did one!!
“It just depends on whose wedding I was at” fucking murdered me 😂😂
"but would i have the same size piece?"
I love straight guys who don't give a f*** about labels or defining their sexuality. I wish all men were more like this and just say WTF "I have sex with women and I fall in love with guys".
This 🙌
Not really straight just bi then, nothing wrong with labels its the negative connotations
Manny Kenneth I think I heard him say he’s straight in another video but I may be wrong idk
christinaa he is straight he just jokes about stuff like this all the time. He’s married and has a daughter.
Spitfire836 He broke up.
Yeah I think I remember him aswering some question with a joke and clarified he’s straight, but it’s nice to see him joke around about it 😊
chrissy precum haha best one of these yet
Na, dawg. Theo Von.
"This guy looks like a deaf dude that works out." - Theo von
Lmaooooo, he does!
Chrissy (to Theo) you're singing life you're deaf, i love it
Is his excuse for not eating puss the best one ever or the worst?!
“You not giving out penicillin down there! I have a weak immune system!!”
The worst lol.
his mom went to an Ivy League and married a mafia man ? O.o man sometimes love is blind
this....this is an honest man....ha ha ha ha
He’s so honest and I love it
when he rethinks his questions hes like “yea no yeaaah”
Chrissy “Getting speed bagged in the uvula” Distefano. How does this not have more views? Dudes hilarious. Check out his podcast ‘History Hyenas’. You won’t be disappointed.
Respect for the way he answered that last question. This video made me laugh harder than I expected.
Remember "Guy Code"? An all-time great show.
Christopher Szakacsi dude, that show was great. Wish it was still on
5:08 hits home because I’m 5’6 and balding at 24 lol
RIP
I’m sorry
@@pR0No08x rip I know the pain brudder
Shave your head, act with confidence and you’ll be fine
Well u got three extra inches and four extra years.
There's 9 billion of us. Its too much traffic 👌
Chirag Dabgar what dumbass?
9 billion of us..there’s too much traffic 😂 2:07. Damn, there’s too many hysterically funny one liners in this, just watch the whole damn thing. 😆
I like how they never went over the Ruth Bader Ginsburg answer and I completely lost it when he said that 😂😂
Ethan Parker that was the highlight of the video
HE DID IT!!!!
When he said "woo Beyonce!" I-🤣🤣
The RBG joke didn’t age well...
I looked at the post date as soon as I heard that :)
On the bright side, we know he finally got laid
agbmoe yoooo😂
I just said that
Neither did she
I just discovered Distefano a few segments ago. This segment was just recommended.
HILARIOUS!!!
I love this guy!
He’s the reality, bottom line shit!!!
Theee BOMB!!!
Chris is the perfect person for this, Bert kreischer has to be next though
Bart Chrysler is fat and racist....
I need more of this guy. Ive been binging him all day
1:35 lmfao his brain was working double overtime trying to figure this out 😂😂😂
He is so transparent and real. Its refreshing. 😂😂🖤
This guy is comedy gold, funny how he talked about everyone trying to save everyone now a days there is too much traffic ect. But really his comedy is like therapy, lol
His logic to these questions was onpoint
I died when he said "About $20 g's" OMG I'm perverted as hell but I can last at least 5 days.
I'm dying! This is hilarious...he's totally being honest & it's funny
FINE UA-cam, I'll watch this.
His New York accent is just hilarious!
I laughed out loud at my desk like an idiot this whole vid. This was hysterical. The absolute best!!
Get Joey Diaz on this
One of the funniest guys ever! just got really into him in the last six months, and I'm fully in love with him and Yanni!
This guy sounds like a Pete Davidson impression.
way before pete lol
This dude is like 10 years older
It's bc they both are from New York, it's the New York accent I feel
Fun fact: they both dated the same girl lol
This just in, people from New York City sound and talk like people from New York City.
Thank you UA-cam recommendations for feeding me constant Chris Destefano
0:51 someone got some
Andrew Santino would be the absolute best at this, this is right in his wheelhouse.
"It just depends whose wedding I was at" 🤣🤣🤣
i don’t know how i ended up here or who this guy is, but i love it😂
“I got a steady drip”
This shit is stupid funny…cracked ribs laughing💯💯💯
Raw DEEzy?!
Angelica Joi Gomez you cant give up raw deezy sex
His honesty is so refreshing
If this guy is for real... I'd want nothing more than to surround myself with friends like him!
Idk where the reputation for modern New Yorkers came from but this guy has that New York attitude I remember and fuckin love. Love the stories about his pops, my Irish father and grandfather were the same, I'm pretty sure feelings weren't an actual thing until like 2005.
Bobby Lee would kill this too.
“I know it’s my grandma, but it’s soft in there”
Chrissy Chaos is on fire!
The human race is facing extinction. You save everybody but nobody knows you did it, or you save 1 million people and they all love you.
Save and nobody notices. Fuck it.
If i choose save 1 million people,will human race still be facing extinction?
Save 1 million, and it would be a fucking paradise.
Fuck everyone. I’ll save 1 million
If I get to choose the million
Friggin hysterical!! Love him!
One to the uvula!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Definitely need a part 2
Love that the crew is laughing their asses off lmao
Cos dude is so fucking funny
His jokes are fucking quick I don't even have time to laugh and he says something else that makes me keel over😂
This guy has a doctorate in Physical Therapy from a really good school, which is NOT easy to do, so some of his act is put on.
He said “go to Lerner’s” lol super throwback
That ruth bader ginsburg joke hits different now
5:08 As someone who’s 4’11”, I would love to be 5’3”
So you're Danny devito height?
this is the new york verison of pat mcafee lmao
Dude thank you lol it was pissing me off who he reminded me of
Wow this is one of the best out of the series.
The RBG joke is even funnier now
Chrissy Pre-come??! OMG! This was too funny! You are seriously BRILLIANt!
Once again, if I ever had to assemble a crew for anything, this guy...first choice
Man I love the one on the thumbnail, as though he doesn't absolutely do both
This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen.
Check out his appearance on Bert K's podcast. I swore i almost wet myself i laughed that hard!!
His regular speech is a whole comedy set
"I HAVE SEX WITH WOMEN, BUT I FALL IN LOVE WITH GUYS." Jesus, this guy is golden.
It’s so crazy to me seeing these peoples faces for the first time after listening them for years.
Outta all of these he has the best answers lmao 😂
OMG...Chris is so funny. He is 1 of my most favorite comedians.
Why am I just now realizing that Chris is hot
@@capitonymical you are absolutely correct
Elizabeth Tucker he’s so hot
Happy Girl Who is his girlfriend?
I don't know him but he's the funniest person to do one of those I've ever seen so far
when he said I love sweets, I absolutely lost it
Love that he's doing crowd work with the crew😭
If you close your eyes it sounds like Chris Pratt is having a fit over internet questions 😂😂
"everyone gets one to the uvula"
I fuckin cant, i laughed so hard i had to pause the video
Damn.. haven't seen this dude in forever.. he's so funny! 😂
god damn i love this pure and genuine being.
get JOEY DIAZ ON HERE
He’s killing me bruh 😂😂😂
I know he would never do it but Colin Quinn would be a blast in this.
My favorite joke from this guy has to be when he talks about his dad and what it means when his dad calls him by his girl name Chrissy 🤣
So wait his mother's an Ivy League genius and his Dads a freaking criminal?
I love how much the guys were laughing in the background lmao
Bill burr needs to be on this
Old school Bill YES, Current SJW Bill NO
Charles Myrtil 500%
Agreed, and just let him go for like 45 minutes
Charles Myrtil I’m from the future and he is
Chris, you already sound banged out, man.... 😂