I think all comedians have to get to that point. They go through bombing and no one laughing. People heckling them and being rude. Finally just say screw it and stop thinking too much
I love straight guys who don't give a f*** about labels or defining their sexuality. I wish all men were more like this and just say WTF "I have sex with women and I fall in love with guys".
Spitfire836 He broke up. Yeah I think I remember him aswering some question with a joke and clarified he’s straight, but it’s nice to see him joke around about it 😊
Chrissy “Getting speed bagged in the uvula” Distefano. How does this not have more views? Dudes hilarious. Check out his podcast ‘History Hyenas’. You won’t be disappointed.
I just discovered Distefano a few segments ago. This segment was just recommended. HILARIOUS!!! I love this guy! He’s the reality, bottom line shit!!! Theee BOMB!!!
This guy is comedy gold, funny how he talked about everyone trying to save everyone now a days there is too much traffic ect. But really his comedy is like therapy, lol
Idk where the reputation for modern New Yorkers came from but this guy has that New York attitude I remember and fuckin love. Love the stories about his pops, my Irish father and grandfather were the same, I'm pretty sure feelings weren't an actual thing until like 2005.
5:25 i knew a guy back in highschool 1 grade lower then me, nice dude. I ran into him 4 or 5 years after I graduated and he was shiny bald. he lived one side of that question
This is chaotic bisexual energy
Lindsay psh....here’s s hoping 😜😆
It's so freeing and great! I relate so hard.
It's married to a latin woman energy
@@meghanmonroe discovering him has been my therapy. The adhd too
😊✊😄
he is not bisexual
"Raw deezy sex" is my new favorite term
Roux Raw deezy cuz 😂
@@ibmsst legit spit out all my food when he said that
"I have sex with women, i fall in love with guys" hahaha why is this so relatable
Go fuck those dudes and live your best life 😭
@dan G Not necessarily, unless of course you’re a psychologist and know something that the rest of us are not aware of.
😭
@@marcom6089 nah that’s gay
@@aaronaustin9814 hahaha fair enough
"I don't need my appendix removed again." If you need me I'll be laying down in my coffin because that line has me ded.
Sean McNamara legit 😂😂😂
HAHAHAHAHA
Man's a legend 😭😂😭😂
Chris analyzed these questions so hard and had such specific answers. This format was made for him.
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I'd rather be 5'3 with a full head of hair, because I'm only 5'2 with a full head of hair, so that's a win win.
Winning!
Oof
My exact thoughts
*200 IQ*
I'm 5'1, so yeah an extra 2 inches would be nice. But I'm also a girl, soo.
Once Chrissy D stopped caring about anything he started being hilarious.
I think all comedians have to get to that point. They go through bombing and no one laughing. People heckling them and being rude. Finally just say screw it and stop thinking too much
Larry david said he once went out on stage and looked at audience and said no to himself and walked off stage! Lol
6:45 That “Never Forget” line is SNEAKY good
John Helf I heard that
Why?
pablo emanuel LMFAOOOO it’s what people say to never forget 9/11
@@coffeytv ohh
Real dark
He had me at ‘Yaay Beyoncé!’ I have no idea what that means but I laughed loud.
She’s the beacon of hope for the LGBTQ+ community
@@yourstepdadism What is LGBTQ+ community? Couldnt you have just put it in brackets for dummies like me? ;D
@@yourstepdadism literally she is not
The antihistamine and wine gag is in every vid i’ve seen of Chris
He's just trynna give some head
Gotta put yourself out there 🤣
Probably not a gag then
Its not a gag, he’s serious LMAO
Would that fuck you up? I'm told that third generation antihistamine let's you drink, at least one drink
I’ve heard about his 38” waist and his wine and antihistamine more than I’ve heard from family members in a month lol
😂
When he said lord farquad I cried laughing
Same bro I was ctfu
I laughed so hard I started wheezing, almost had to get my inhaler!
"This guy looks like a deaf dude that works out." - Theo von
Lmaooooo, he does!
Chrissy (to Theo) you're singing life you're deaf, i love it
Comedians I want you guys to get on here:
Big Jay Oakerson
Tom Segura
Bert Kreischer
Bill Burr
Joey Diaz
Dave Chappelle Louis C.K. Jim Gaffigan Jim Jefferies
Joey or Jay would be amazing
Burr has done stuff with barstool so I wouldn't be surprised.
Joey is not gonna do this tho
Joey Diaz please !!
“It just depends on whose wedding I was at” fucking murdered me 😂😂
chrissy precum haha best one of these yet
Na, dawg. Theo Von.
Andrew Schulz next and JOEY COCO DIAZ
mxamiss5 you have shit taste
I was thinking Andrew Schulz straight away lol
mxamiss5 Andrew did one!!!!
Yes! I’d love to hear Joey Diaz’s answers.
Andrew did one!!
Just found out he has a doctorate and was a pediatric physical therapist before comedy. Still shocked; that's impressive!
Is his excuse for not eating puss the best one ever or the worst?!
“You not giving out penicillin down there! I have a weak immune system!!”
The worst lol.
I love straight guys who don't give a f*** about labels or defining their sexuality. I wish all men were more like this and just say WTF "I have sex with women and I fall in love with guys".
This 🙌
Not really straight just bi then, nothing wrong with labels its the negative connotations
Manny Kenneth I think I heard him say he’s straight in another video but I may be wrong idk
christinaa he is straight he just jokes about stuff like this all the time. He’s married and has a daughter.
Spitfire836 He broke up.
Yeah I think I remember him aswering some question with a joke and clarified he’s straight, but it’s nice to see him joke around about it 😊
"but would i have the same size piece?"
He’s so honest and I love it
when he rethinks his questions hes like “yea no yeaaah”
this....this is an honest man....ha ha ha ha
Respect for the way he answered that last question. This video made me laugh harder than I expected.
There's 9 billion of us. Its too much traffic 👌
Chirag Dabgar what dumbass?
his mom went to an Ivy League and married a mafia man ? O.o man sometimes love is blind
Chrissy “Getting speed bagged in the uvula” Distefano. How does this not have more views? Dudes hilarious. Check out his podcast ‘History Hyenas’. You won’t be disappointed.
I like how they never went over the Ruth Bader Ginsburg answer and I completely lost it when he said that 😂😂
Ethan Parker that was the highlight of the video
HE DID IT!!!!
When he said "woo Beyonce!" I-🤣🤣
5:08 hits home because I’m 5’6 and balding at 24 lol
RIP
I’m sorry
@@pR0No08x rip I know the pain brudder
Shave your head, act with confidence and you’ll be fine
Well u got three extra inches and four extra years.
This guy sounds like a Pete Davidson impression.
way before pete lol
This dude is like 10 years older
It's bc they both are from New York, it's the New York accent I feel
Fun fact: they both dated the same girl lol
This just in, people from New York City sound and talk like people from New York City.
Remember "Guy Code"? An all-time great show.
Christopher Szakacsi dude, that show was great. Wish it was still on
Chris is the perfect person for this, Bert kreischer has to be next though
Bart Chrysler is fat and racist....
1:35 lmfao his brain was working double overtime trying to figure this out 😂😂😂
9 billion of us..there’s too much traffic 😂 2:07. Damn, there’s too many hysterically funny one liners in this, just watch the whole damn thing. 😆
I died when he said "About $20 g's" OMG I'm perverted as hell but I can last at least 5 days.
I just discovered Distefano a few segments ago. This segment was just recommended.
HILARIOUS!!!
I love this guy!
He’s the reality, bottom line shit!!!
Theee BOMB!!!
FINE UA-cam, I'll watch this.
The RBG joke didn’t age well...
I looked at the post date as soon as I heard that :)
On the bright side, we know he finally got laid
agbmoe yoooo😂
I just said that
Neither did she
I need more of this guy. Ive been binging him all day
His logic to these questions was onpoint
I'm dying! This is hilarious...he's totally being honest & it's funny
This guy is comedy gold, funny how he talked about everyone trying to save everyone now a days there is too much traffic ect. But really his comedy is like therapy, lol
He is so transparent and real. Its refreshing. 😂😂🖤
His New York accent is just hilarious!
Get Joey Diaz on this
Andrew Santino would be the absolute best at this, this is right in his wheelhouse.
The human race is facing extinction. You save everybody but nobody knows you did it, or you save 1 million people and they all love you.
Save and nobody notices. Fuck it.
If i choose save 1 million people,will human race still be facing extinction?
Save 1 million, and it would be a fucking paradise.
Fuck everyone. I’ll save 1 million
If I get to choose the million
I laughed out loud at my desk like an idiot this whole vid. This was hysterical. The absolute best!!
"It just depends whose wedding I was at" 🤣🤣🤣
One of the funniest guys ever! just got really into him in the last six months, and I'm fully in love with him and Yanni!
Love that the crew is laughing their asses off lmao
Cos dude is so fucking funny
i don’t know how i ended up here or who this guy is, but i love it😂
“I got a steady drip”
Thank you UA-cam recommendations for feeding me constant Chris Destefano
Why am I just now realizing that Chris is hot
@@capitonymical you are absolutely correct
Elizabeth Tucker he’s so hot
Happy Girl Who is his girlfriend?
“I know it’s my grandma, but it’s soft in there”
Chrissy Chaos is on fire!
The RBG joke is even funnier now
Raw DEEzy?!
Angelica Joi Gomez you cant give up raw deezy sex
0:51 someone got some
This shit is stupid funny…cracked ribs laughing💯💯💯
Outta all of these he has the best answers lmao 😂
He said “go to Lerner’s” lol super throwback
This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen.
Check out his appearance on Bert K's podcast. I swore i almost wet myself i laughed that hard!!
"I HAVE SEX WITH WOMEN, BUT I FALL IN LOVE WITH GUYS." Jesus, this guy is golden.
Once again, if I ever had to assemble a crew for anything, this guy...first choice
His honesty is so refreshing
when he said I love sweets, I absolutely lost it
Love that he's doing crowd work with the crew😭
If you close your eyes it sounds like Chris Pratt is having a fit over internet questions 😂😂
If this guy is for real... I'd want nothing more than to surround myself with friends like him!
this is the new york verison of pat mcafee lmao
Dude thank you lol it was pissing me off who he reminded me of
His regular speech is a whole comedy set
Bobby Lee would kill this too.
Chrissy Pre-come??! OMG! This was too funny! You are seriously BRILLIANt!
One to the uvula!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
His jokes are fucking quick I don't even have time to laugh and he says something else that makes me keel over😂
Bill burr needs to be on this
Old school Bill YES, Current SJW Bill NO
Charles Myrtil 500%
Agreed, and just let him go for like 45 minutes
Charles Myrtil I’m from the future and he is
My favorite joke from this guy has to be when he talks about his dad and what it means when his dad calls him by his girl name Chrissy 🤣
get JOEY DIAZ ON HERE
I don't know him but he's the funniest person to do one of those I've ever seen so far
That ruth bader ginsburg joke hits different now
He’s killing me bruh 😂😂😂
Damn.. haven't seen this dude in forever.. he's so funny! 😂
You know it's gonna get good when Chris says "I swear to God"
I think the word they were looking for is “teleport.”
OMG...Chris is so funny. He is 1 of my most favorite comedians.
This guy has a doctorate in Physical Therapy from a really good school, which is NOT easy to do, so some of his act is put on.
Idk where the reputation for modern New Yorkers came from but this guy has that New York attitude I remember and fuckin love. Love the stories about his pops, my Irish father and grandfather were the same, I'm pretty sure feelings weren't an actual thing until like 2005.
So wait his mother's an Ivy League genius and his Dads a freaking criminal?
Man I love the one on the thumbnail, as though he doesn't absolutely do both
Frack I thought this was Macklemore Well, I guess I'm here. (Glad I stayed)
I love how much the guys were laughing in the background lmao
I know he would never do it but Colin Quinn would be a blast in this.
Definitely need a part 2
It started off funny.... now I’m uncomfortable lmao
Wow this is one of the best out of the series.
5:08 As someone who’s 4’11”, I would love to be 5’3”
So you're Danny devito height?
5:25 i knew a guy back in highschool 1 grade lower then me, nice dude. I ran into him 4 or 5 years after I graduated and he was shiny bald. he lived one side of that question