I'm sure someone else has pointed it out but the question read at 3:56 is different than the question shown on the card. Not worth a reupload at all but ye
Yeah he says he’d kill baby hitler but then says he wouldn’t end world hunger because he likes pain and suffering Therefore He only wants to kill baby hitler for the thrill
@@BasilHagens nah ya dingus he said he wouldn't take any amount of money over ending world hunger....however he would def love to kill a baby....complicated dude
I mean yeah, one of those other two guys exclusively talks about chimps eating elk meat in an infrared sauna and the other's still butthurt over being called a transphobe
Him saying "I'm on tour" on the $25k question makes so much sense. No idea what his margins are after crew, travel, merch and everything, but he is probably getting close to making that a day when he has daily shows and sells our arenas.
And all that sweet passive UA-cam ad money rolling in from YMH, 2B1C, and DDAD. Since he’s in Texas now he’s not getting buttfucked tax-wise so he’s gotta be living good while on tour.
My family has never believed me about light triggering a sneeze. Now I know I can have them look it up. Love Tom, funniest comedian, and yes I'm a Mommy.
Tom is super friendly; he ate at my work once (I work at a restaurant), and I said, " oh, you look like this comedian I like," and he was like, "yeah, that's me", and I was. Like "wait tom?"
Tom the type of guy the get a taste for stoning people and wouldn’t be able to stop. And if he did he would have a % of his population tortured in front of him for entertainment or just recorded for later.
My dad has that photosensitive sneezing or whatever Tom was talking about... I don't... I'm so jealous... I have to sneeze and then it goes away, he has to sneeze and looks at a light bammo
I love Tom Segura. I love his standup, and I love YMH. I’m six and a half minutes in, and my favorite thing about this video so far is that I haven’t heard Feitelfag’s idiot voice at all yet.
I would not kill baby hitler because of the butterfly effect. You don know what would happen because you did that man. One thing about going back in time you can't fuck wit it.
Yeah... see the thing with changing history through time travel is the near impossibility to imagine the worst that could happen, so it's a dice roll. But, Hitler was already one of the worst thing that could happen, so any bookie would tell you to roll the f'ing dice.
So god damn funny that John has a 15 second outro for a wildly popular channel and he cant even get that right. Perfect KFC radio attitude. Fuck it, close enough
bahahahah "an aircraft carrying gun" says the subtitles. I do believe, and I'm no rocket scientist, that it's supposed to be aircraft CARRIER guns my dudes : p
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Ask one of these comedians if they would rather look like the Mona Lisa or have that guy that draws everyone eating Tacos to paint them everyday
Referring to the "would Tom s*** his own d***" question...someone should have asked him if he would spit or swallow? He looks like a swallower to me.
Please bring Joe Rogan
Please bring in Ed Asher or Robert Paul Champagne or Garth Brooks
I'm sure someone else has pointed it out but the question read at 3:56 is different than the question shown on the card.
Not worth a reupload at all but ye
Love him, definitively my favourite japanese comedian.
SEGURAAAA
I needed this call back 🤣
@@ignaciocamacho5564 I read this exactly how he said it.
SMIIIIIITHHHHH!
@@ignaciocamacho5564 I was gonna say the same thing SSEEGGURA!!!!
This isn't Tom Segura.... everyone knows the real Tom wears a single glove
Fr kinda upset he wasn't serious about wearing it all the time.
This was surely filmed more than a couple weeks ago....
Someone keeps it high and tight.
Love you Daddy!
@@andrewledford3865 doubt it.
THAT'S what was missing from this video. His vibe seemed a little off and now I know why
I like that Tom stretched that disabled kids question out to sound as offensive as he could.
What was offensive about it?
3:56 he’s answering a different question than the screen is showing. Rookie editing, lads.
terrible green screen setup too lol
I was like wtf..
y'all expect too much of Barstool 🤣
Ikr lol I saw that too
LOL. also at 8:55 it sounds like the camera guy is about to pass out. Its like some call of duty flashbang type beat.
"where's Tom?"
"He's up in his room blowing himself" I've been telling people for years that Tom is his favorite sauce, and nobody believes me.
Sometimes I think we forget that Tom's a goddamn sociopath...
i celebrate it
A mommy should never do that, def not proto
Yeah he says he’d kill baby hitler but then says he wouldn’t end world hunger because he likes pain and suffering
Therefore
He only wants to kill baby hitler for the thrill
@@BasilHagens nah ya dingus he said he wouldn't take any amount of money over ending world hunger....however he would def love to kill a baby....complicated dude
right?
I could watch this for hours. Tom has such a great personality for this show. I love all his stuff
Saw Tom at the rogan and chapelle comedy show and he was easily the best that night
that NOLA show was WILD!
Well Rogan isn't much competition 😂😂
Not too surprising tbh. That’s definitely saying something though! When was this?
I mean yeah, one of those other two guys exclusively talks about chimps eating elk meat in an infrared sauna and the other's still butthurt over being called a transphobe
@@Howitchewstofeel5gum You really think Dave gives any fks about that?
Him saying "I'm on tour" on the $25k question makes so much sense. No idea what his margins are after crew, travel, merch and everything, but he is probably getting close to making that a day when he has daily shows and sells our arenas.
And all that sweet passive UA-cam ad money rolling in from YMH, 2B1C, and DDAD. Since he’s in Texas now he’s not getting buttfucked tax-wise so he’s gotta be living good while on tour.
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⬆️ Overdosing on fetnyol in Prison
😂 😆 it’s too funny!!
@Quinn Nisbet I highly doubt he's doing half a mil a night. Maybe 100 to 200k tops.
He said $25K, which is about $9 million a year on tour. Compared to athletes that’s not insane
I haven't laughed out loud this hard in months. Cured my morning depression.
Seriously mate, binging comedy on YT has got me through years of depression haha, keep it up
“What are you going to do, fight the internet?”
Indeed Tom, indeed 😂😂 #undefeated
Good to see Tom is following Proto. He won't be touching anyone's camera through the fence
What?
You're fired, buddy.
Gonna go see him next summer, I hear he’s coming up in may!
@@royceisthebestrapper7686 that's spring, you must be tok'd
@@joshkunua8368 Here, let me explain it to you: 👖👖👖👖👖👖
My family has never believed me about light triggering a sneeze. Now I know I can have them look it up. Love Tom, funniest comedian, and yes I'm a Mommy.
I think its more about looking up. I always thought it was feom looking up to the sun but i think if u just look up it makes you sneeze
Keep it high and tight.
its light, its a minority of people in the world that it happens to
@@evsrax9556 throw me and my son in on that one
My old man is like that. I didn't know it was a thing either. I'm not that sensitive to it but it does work when I need it
"Well, a lot of spit" had me dying.
When he said “people not being able to get health care, it’s great” I lost it🤣🤣😭
so the real question is would you rather have 2 normal kids or be the father of patrick mahomes?
LOLOLOL
Points 😂
The real challenging question would be you get to have Jackson as well as patrick
😂😂😂
Who gives a shit about Mahomes' trash ass lol. Shoulda said Brady.
With him wearing that Micheal Myers outfit just reminds me how much of a psycho Tom really is
That shirt is the last thing you see before the screaming begins.
Psycho??
He's clever
This guy is one of the most effortlessly funny people I’ve ever listened to.
I'm dead serious I literally just got off the phone with my grandma so that HJ question had me shook lol
well which do you choose
Were you having the same conversation?
The only way this is even remotely weird is if you were both discussing BJ's
I love whenever you bring tim sogera on, him and brit krunchler are the best
Uh...its bert kershner* 🤪
And it’s Tom Segura…his name is RIGHT THERE 😓 🤦🏼♂️
@@Trailer__Swift yeah it's not that heard to spell ten suhurha
Barf kersler*
Barts my favourite
totally agree with Tom's D essing strategy
Bro I see you in the weirdest places lol. Looks like we have more than 1 interest in common (comedy, not self-sucking)
@@reptilez13 hahaha! Ehhh Keep em high n tight mommy!
Watching one of your videos on my tv and this on my iPhone right now shit is wild
I am legit so happy you are a mommy! Keep up the great content!
Love your videos
Have on Brett Krishna, I hear they do a podcast together
I really love Brent
Bruce!
Bart Kristals is my 12th favourite comedian!
@@apaaaa your last sentence is precisely correct
Bro, it's like he's a comedian or something
He definetly should be! What does he do?
@@ALLTimeGamerTroll check out Your Mom's House on UA-cam!
@@nicdundas i was Just fucking with you bro 😂im a big fan haha
@@ALLTimeGamerTroll had to keep it high and tight!
Watch out for Waspis!!!
They'll sting ya!!!
LOL I DIED at 2:24 when he looked at the back of the card as if the Devil’s signature would be there
This video turned me into a teleidoscope.
The laugh in the room after the self BJ visual was perfect 👌
This ish made my jeans high&tight. Keep bringing Tommy Bunz on, because that's following proto 🤘 keep featherin it people🔥
Tom is super friendly; he ate at my work once (I work at a restaurant), and I said, " oh, you look like this comedian I like," and he was like, "yeah, that's me", and I was. Like "wait tom?"
I've seen Joey Diaz and Jim Jefferies live, now I just need to see Tom, Burr and Jim Norton
Hell yeah we needed this!
Definitely the best guest behind Theo von
Before Theo, Tom is always before Theo
The best one y’all have done hands down
3:58 the overlay doesn't match the question Tom is reading.
"Lot of spit"
😆😆🤣🤣😆😆🤣🤣
Hearing him talk about that tour money is really making me want to try to suck at stand up for a couple years🤫
The world needs more comedy 🤙
@@erikch5752 indeed it does
Tom's fake sneeze 3:25 is a thing of greatness- I must sample this Daddy Jean gem
Tim Butterly and Mike Rainey . Get this Dad Meat on the show
Best guest yet
Touch my camera through the fence..
Tom the type of guy the get a taste for stoning people and wouldn’t be able to stop. And if he did he would have a % of his population tortured in front of him for entertainment or just recorded for later.
2:46. Imagine walking around 24-7 with a permanent O face😁
Tom always makes me laugh. Wonderfully terrible person & great comic.
This was hilarious 😂
If Tom was Kim he’d make everyone laugh at Christina’s jokes under threat of scrum eating
Tom "A lot of spit" Segura
lol This was great!
My dad has that photosensitive sneezing or whatever Tom was talking about... I don't... I'm so jealous... I have to sneeze and then it goes away, he has to sneeze and looks at a light bammo
I have it too and nobody I ever told had it
3:56 I think we got the wrong question 😂
Why isn't Tommy Bunz wearing his glove?
Cuz the pods are on a huge backlog
To know Tom Segura sneezes at bright lights makes me feel better about my sneezing at bright lights lol
I love Tom Segura. I love his standup, and I love YMH. I’m six and a half minutes in, and my favorite thing about this video so far is that I haven’t heard Feitelfag’s idiot voice at all yet.
When he said, “A Lotta spit…” 🤣🤣🤣
That’s where it spits
Tom was in the zone for this one
Gotta get Bert on there now
👀
@@AnswertheInternet please get Bert on! Just make sure you hide any nearby dogs and sanitize the studio afterwards.
They gotta do a special for Bert. He'd get through 2/3rds of a single question in the time Tom got through all of them'
2min in and im DIYING LAUGING LMAOOOOOO
The production of this web series is an embarrassment to Barstool
@6:22 “I tried when I was a kid” 🥺
The answer is yes. Yes he would
😂
I love the stumbling around which year 5 years ago was 🤣
The crew was sucking up hard to Tom. So weird they started talking more
They go annoying af lmao
They're getting turned on by the visuals, the pervs!
I mean, a lot of spit .... Lmaoo
I heard tit and Tom in same sentence... subbed
3:26 for anyone curious it’s a photic sneeze response
Omg this video lol so messed up but funny at the same time
What
Best ever period.
Watching Segura talk to mystery people off camera is meh.
Mystery people who aren’t funny and talk a lot.
@@stampede4107 sometimes they help like with explaining the feet are now small, but they overdue it with thinking they are cool kids
Of course he would! It's effing Tom Segura!
Tom is the kind of person who isn't satisfied with him succeeding, others must fail too.
I would not kill baby hitler because of the butterfly effect. You don know what would happen because you did that man. One thing about going back in time you can't fuck wit it.
60 million people died in WW2 because of that meth head. I think we can chance it
@@chadgrov i know im jus saying.
Yeah... see the thing with changing history through time travel is the near impossibility to imagine the worst that could happen, so it's a dice roll. But, Hitler was already one of the worst thing that could happen, so any bookie would tell you to roll the f'ing dice.
@UCe4q3sdtF81BDm4WT_z3TAA what if more people died because that man. I understand what he did was so wrong but time is not to be fucked with.
@@iambiggus well if someone does it we'll see.
3:08
Holy sht.
So im not a freak.
I thought i was thee only one that sneezes when light hit my eyes.
It does happen everytime but usually on morning.
Had to pause because I was laughing too hard to finish my bowl💨🤣
So I know he's not a Comedian, but I would love to see Patty the Baddy take a run at these questions 😂
These would be great questions for PKA
Solid questions 😝
Amazing
3:57, we all know he's describing Burnt Chrysler here, let's be honest.
Bruce Kreisler *
@@afmatix That's what I said, Brent Krishner.
I subscribed but I applaud the attempt, ps thank Tom
My friend once asked me what I'd do if I had a real portal gun, and I told him I'd use it to blow myself. I mean come on, who wouldn't? XD
"So I gotta walk around with little dick feet?!?!" Legitimately spit out my coffee.
Those questions were hilarious
Bro my humor is so fucked up, this is bad 💀
So god damn funny that John has a 15 second outro for a wildly popular channel and he cant even get that right. Perfect KFC radio attitude. Fuck it, close enough
At 4:08 go with the money what if you end up in jail some day lol
4:05 You can literally just buy one if you save the money
I would like to hear Bill Burr answer these questions 😂
I've heard of his name before but never actually have seen him talk or what he does. This dude is hilarious. Got himself a new fan.
Can u imagine having baby feet😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
100% my favorite comedian atm
i already knew he was gonna say yes lmao
TOM IS A FOKING BEAST AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
The North Korea answer is exactly how I thought lmao
Tom is the best
Strong agree! Who would you want to see on the show next Mason?
This is good 👍 dude can make anything funny
Tom: I want things to get worse.
My eyes: when was this released??
bahahahah "an aircraft carrying gun" says the subtitles. I do believe, and I'm no rocket scientist, that it's supposed to be aircraft CARRIER guns my dudes : p
"It was a call to our show many years ago." Hahaha this fool wrote that fuckin question and he knows it 🤣