Bert Kreischer Answers The Internet's Weirdest Questions

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  • @AnswertheInternet
    @AnswertheInternet  4 роки тому +82

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  • @joshuahales7551
    @joshuahales7551 4 роки тому +1720

    This guy looks exactly like that comedian Bernt Chrysler

  • @VexillariusMusicEDM
    @VexillariusMusicEDM 4 роки тому +892

    Has Bert ever completed an entire thought

    • @brento4605
      @brento4605 4 роки тому +53

      Vexillarius he’s working on it

    • @justinbeagle5805
      @justinbeagle5805 4 роки тому +6

      Well, where he ends it, it's completed. Who wants to think more than that?

    • @Sickwithit355
      @Sickwithit355 4 роки тому +2

      @@justinbeagle5805 Not Burnt Crystals

    • @eriktorres6994
      @eriktorres6994 4 роки тому +1

      He just goes through the best parts of multiple thought then there's not much to finish anyway

    • @DewDewMegaDeeDee
      @DewDewMegaDeeDee 4 роки тому

      Nope

  • @traywhitsell5159
    @traywhitsell5159 4 роки тому +902

    True fans know the Machine can't read. He memorized all of those flashcards. They just look like hieroglyphics to him

    • @Isaac-od4rm
      @Isaac-od4rm 4 роки тому +7

      They're essentially Charlie's dream journal from iasip

    • @jcarson3721
      @jcarson3721 4 роки тому +8

      "You have to remember, I was giving an interview in a language with which I was unfamiliar with their alphabet"

    • @kodamatthews9016
      @kodamatthews9016 4 роки тому +6

      star circle hashtag shoe

    • @makerstudios5456
      @makerstudios5456 4 роки тому +9

      They taught him to recognize certain symbols like Koko the gorilla. “Burt want raindrop drink!”

    • @brendtman
      @brendtman 4 роки тому +2

      That's some funny shit

  • @alfonzo9289
    @alfonzo9289 4 роки тому +1049

    I would love to see Bert and his cousin on a podcast, after those 2 stories alone. Anyone that can shock Bert with their antics, is on a whole different level.

    • @eriksolce7000
      @eriksolce7000 4 роки тому +2

      Bert hosts one of the longest running podcasts

    • @sisyr5615
      @sisyr5615 4 роки тому +19

      @@eriksolce7000 yeah but is his cousin on it?

    • @alext7t604
      @alext7t604 4 роки тому

      eyyyyyy

    • @Wwattz
      @Wwattz 4 роки тому +1

      The abe and ari podcast.

    • @anthonyzullo
      @anthonyzullo 4 роки тому +2

      Rhan vehnolds van wilder was adapted from a news story about bert.

  • @Mperkins813
    @Mperkins813 4 роки тому +468

    They aren't "frozen, they are actors just pretending" well gosh damn bert...thanks for clearing that up

  • @mugzie3989
    @mugzie3989 4 роки тому +633

    5 dollars for hand sanitizer? He’s really living in the past

  • @SportsTalkLive13
    @SportsTalkLive13 4 роки тому +256

    2:40 is the embodiment of “I’m not gay but $20 is $20”

    • @dadams106
      @dadams106 4 роки тому +4

      i'm not saying anything, but as soon as over 150 dollars are involved, I am no longer me and I wish you to respect my choices

  • @travis7350
    @travis7350 4 роки тому +1444

    I’m not saying Bert is Hitler all I’m saying is they have never been in the same room together

  • @Larsove8
    @Larsove8 4 роки тому +193

    *Q* Bert, what is your favorite colour?
    *Bert -* So, this one time......

  • @travisinthetrunk
    @travisinthetrunk 4 роки тому +259

    About damn time you guys had Bert on here.

  • @TheRacingMonkey
    @TheRacingMonkey 4 роки тому +74

    I love Burnt Chrysler!

  • @uncommon0belief
    @uncommon0belief 4 роки тому +136

    I think Bert Kreisher is the only one that went all in on ask the internet Lol!

    • @EdoKwin
      @EdoKwin 4 роки тому +7

      He actually just rolled with everything straight off and had fun. A lot of other people overthink it.

    • @Protectobot
      @Protectobot 4 роки тому

      When he said 'ask' the internet, I thought maybe he was already drunk 😝

  • @GinandGrapefruit
    @GinandGrapefruit 4 роки тому +109

    Bert should call his new new special “ a tall boy and a black and mild”

    • @nicfoster4094
      @nicfoster4094 4 роки тому +2

      this comment will always be underrated

    • @jawnjacob7573
      @jawnjacob7573 3 роки тому +1

      Idk why he chose a tallboy over a 40 though. A 40 of Hurricane or St. Ides and a black used to be my jam in highschool.

    • @user-eh3jb6qf1y
      @user-eh3jb6qf1y 2 роки тому

      @@jawnjacob7573 the breakfast of champions

  • @jamesmason7979
    @jamesmason7979 4 роки тому +97

    The Time Traveler's Wife thing was equal parts hilarious and touching.

    • @TheWalkingDavid
      @TheWalkingDavid 4 роки тому

      James Mason glad I didn’t have to type this. It’s a great movie. Underrated

  • @BertaRawDawg
    @BertaRawDawg 4 роки тому +265

    Best part is having the setup on this one not be perfect. I feel like the kid gagging and throwing up + the camera falling over happened on the most acceptable episode. Bert seems like the most down to earth, don't treat me like a celebrity kinda guy.

    • @markrasta9046
      @markrasta9046 4 роки тому +4

      Forrest Harvey he’s a compulsive liar and fake laughs and brags about his success

    • @1492Jam
      @1492Jam 4 роки тому +15

      Mark Rasta You just described every stand up comedian ever

    • @ericrenquist6494
      @ericrenquist6494 4 роки тому +3

      @@markrasta9046 I agree that his bragging can get annoying. One time on Rogans podcast he went on and on about all the awesome shit he's done, riding motorcycles through Veitnam , ziplining five billions miles an hour etc.

    • @MrJamesohh
      @MrJamesohh 4 роки тому +14

      @@markrasta9046 he has never had a "real" job, of course you would brag about that. He has taken the piss his entire adult life and people paid him to. That is worth bragging about.

    • @thedeafgenius
      @thedeafgenius 4 роки тому

      Kid is a pussy and shouldnt be working at barstool.

  • @ARKHAMxMaverick
    @ARKHAMxMaverick 4 роки тому +115

    The only thing funnier than that guy puking is when Bert dry heaves himself.

  • @KineticTaco
    @KineticTaco 4 роки тому +96

    Bert is dying on the inside even thinking about a seltzer water with the sunset 👍

  • @benjohannes7873
    @benjohannes7873 4 роки тому +124

    Brent Crystals is THE best person for this game

    • @nutty5127
      @nutty5127 4 роки тому +1

      Ben Johannes burp chrysler

  • @trippwhitaker1809
    @trippwhitaker1809 4 роки тому +97

    If $5 doesn’t get you drunk you’ve never bought 2 four lokos in Florida and funneled them both

    • @Laizerdisk
      @Laizerdisk 4 роки тому +5

      The season finale of the revival of "I Shouldnt Be Alive" is gonna be your story

    • @Lamm2910
      @Lamm2910 4 роки тому +1

      2 for 5 all day

    • @alefever93
      @alefever93 4 роки тому

      @Let Tice Hand Grenades ain't shit

    • @alexstroud3854
      @alexstroud3854 4 роки тому

      Yeah, he must be losing touch with his Floridian roots. I'm in Georgia but I'd go to Quick Trip and grab a $3.50 bottle of wine, that'll get you somewhere at least. Or get like 3 cans of 8.5% Schlitz "The Bull". I'm a drunkard on a budget XD

    • @kaitlyns9972
      @kaitlyns9972 4 роки тому

      Tripp Whitaker my initial thought lol

  • @ShivaRainchild
    @ShivaRainchild 4 роки тому +84

    We already know the answer of the question in the thumbnail.

  • @user-zb6lg1xj3k
    @user-zb6lg1xj3k 4 роки тому +19

    2:06 “but they’re not actually frozen!” Hahahah no shit Burnt

  • @vipinsanthosh2764
    @vipinsanthosh2764 4 роки тому +99

    New special "hey big boy" out on Netflix. Gotta do your work for you Bert

    • @deshaundozier
      @deshaundozier 4 роки тому

      Vipin Santhosh watched half and it was ok.

    • @sleepeasyfriends3149
      @sleepeasyfriends3149 4 роки тому +3

      Vipin Santhosh it sucked

    • @MissBlueEyeliner
      @MissBlueEyeliner 4 роки тому +3

      I _loved_ it!
      His youngest daughter sounds so fun.

    • @jamesl3426
      @jamesl3426 4 роки тому +1

      deshaun dozier Secret time was better

    • @For_The_Watch
      @For_The_Watch 4 роки тому +4

      Bianca Bloom I thought it was really good as well. I was in literal tears when he was taking about his 2 favorite things to do with his gun 🤣🤣😂😂

  • @jaygroomes1357
    @jaygroomes1357 4 роки тому +60

    More comedians need to be more interactive like Bert rather than just answering the questions boringly

    • @1untamedbrain
      @1untamedbrain 4 роки тому +10

      You can tell he's authentic. He's just naturally a person that pulls in the entire room when he's speaking. He has what they call a magnetic personality.

    • @elias6570
      @elias6570 4 роки тому +1

      1untamedbrain it’s a shame he’s so racist. He could do really good things with his career if he hung up his klan hood

    • @daddumleitgames6019
      @daddumleitgames6019 4 роки тому +2

      E lias how is he racist lol?

    • @kayamorris3144
      @kayamorris3144 4 роки тому +2

      daddumleit games I’m curious as well

    • @perrywinklefartsniffer6630
      @perrywinklefartsniffer6630 4 роки тому

      @@daddumleitgames6019 ask tom segura

  • @lightt5209
    @lightt5209 4 роки тому +98

    The "would you rather be drunk 24/7, or never drunk again" dilemma is one that alcoholics face literally everyday. just saying.

  • @iann399
    @iann399 4 роки тому +34

    This is by far my favourite one 😂😂😂

  • @michaelabulman8451
    @michaelabulman8451 4 роки тому +24

    I almost didn't recognize him with a shirt on

    • @Protectobot
      @Protectobot 4 роки тому

      DAMN, I guess someone had to beat me to it. He's very proud of his beer belly ^_^

  • @hayreddinbarbarossa661
    @hayreddinbarbarossa661 4 роки тому +39

    How to know you've got an alcohol problem: not understanding that being drunk and never having a drink aren't the same thing.

  • @theduder2617
    @theduder2617 4 роки тому +9

    Fingers crossed for more with Bert!
    He tells an entire story with every answer. It's awesome! lol

  • @OdinsSon22
    @OdinsSon22 4 роки тому +35

    They say women talk more than men, berts an exception.. he talks more than 10 women combined

  • @ColejoeBRO
    @ColejoeBRO 4 роки тому +12

    He could’ve bought a Four Loko and chugged it. Anyone gets smacked off those!!

  • @staceydiggan805
    @staceydiggan805 4 роки тому +14

    I would break my hand to get out of Dave Matthews Band...🤷🏼‍♀️

  • @michaelperez3413
    @michaelperez3413 16 днів тому

    Abe “ who couldn’t stand to do a little bit better huh “ bro I laughed my ass off 😂😂😂

  • @DJWideNigga
    @DJWideNigga 4 роки тому +24

    This guy is a legend The machine forever😂💯

  • @addisonjacoby
    @addisonjacoby 4 роки тому +5

    I love how in depth he goes into the questions

  • @dragonflybtchbauer7655
    @dragonflybtchbauer7655 4 роки тому +1

    Time Traveler's Wife IS AMAZING! I didn't know I would like it so much. I think their wedding day was one of my favorite scenes other than the one Bert mentioned

  • @kaptainhugz7695
    @kaptainhugz7695 4 роки тому +52

    I am so impressed that Bert was able to go 17 minutes without being racist

    • @Brandon.Murphy
      @Brandon.Murphy 4 роки тому

      Kaptain Hugz what about at 2:17?

    • @ogfunctionn
      @ogfunctionn 4 роки тому +6

      @@Brandon.Murphy not racist at all lmao. He simply couldnt do a Japanese accent so he did another. Hows that racist? Fuck outta here with your nitpicking bullshit

    • @QueenNelly14
      @QueenNelly14 4 роки тому

      Function YESSSS!!!!

    • @Brandon.Murphy
      @Brandon.Murphy 4 роки тому +1

      Function I was joking

  • @Winterknows
    @Winterknows 4 роки тому +8

    I just watched your Netflix special, it was amazing! I laughed so hard my husband thought I was crazy!

  • @Barry-Sweaty
    @Barry-Sweaty 4 роки тому +8

    Burnt Chrysler looks like he hasn’t gotten a good night’s sleep in weeks, love you Burnt

  • @matthewrossilini5808
    @matthewrossilini5808 4 роки тому +1

    Lorenzo's Oil. I don't cry, but that movie was gut wrenching

  • @pogosticksrreal
    @pogosticksrreal 4 роки тому +10

    That Time Travelers Wife synopsis legit made me start crying

  • @stagglee1227
    @stagglee1227 4 роки тому +9

    Bert freakin' TAKES OVER a room...

  • @lerrickduque4152
    @lerrickduque4152 4 роки тому +3

    This is what the world needed in a time like this🥺 greatest episode yet

  • @timestamptramp6192
    @timestamptramp6192 4 роки тому

    This is my new favorite channel, subbed!

  • @jackygreenhow9889
    @jackygreenhow9889 4 роки тому +1

    this us so funny! the behind the scenes interaction with bert is the cherry on top

  • @jamesjemo4954
    @jamesjemo4954 4 роки тому +3

    Thought I was going straight to the drunk question but stayed through the whole thing, never laughed this hard in so long

  • @cxh6779
    @cxh6779 4 роки тому +4

    8:50 I believe he’s insinuating that he is currently doing that 😂

  • @galenleslie5768
    @galenleslie5768 4 роки тому

    This is the best episode I've seen this guy is fantastic!

  • @hidorikadoom4776
    @hidorikadoom4776 3 роки тому +1

    I like how he makes just everyone around him talk more and more it’s friggen hilarious

  • @poyoloko1961
    @poyoloko1961 4 роки тому +116

    If ur gonna have bert on here he better be wasted

    • @brandonolson7507
      @brandonolson7507 4 роки тому +1

      He was shit faced on Legion of Skanks last week and it was rough

  • @simonmckendry9298
    @simonmckendry9298 4 роки тому +3

    This game was made for Bert. Loved his new special.

  • @mbrady8946
    @mbrady8946 4 роки тому

    One of the best in this series!

  • @AnxiousStacker
    @AnxiousStacker 10 місяців тому

    Bert and his cousin would be the best duo to just go out on the town with, would be constantly cracking up. Matt and shane would be the best to stay in and chill with, bert and his cousin going out with.

  • @eriktorres6994
    @eriktorres6994 4 роки тому +4

    "I'm hearing a lot of 'forever' talk" lmao
    Imagine doing rehab for some hard AF drugs and then you can't even have a drink anymore ever 😭

  • @In_Case_Im_Fake
    @In_Case_Im_Fake 4 роки тому +8

    Hey producer! let's get on that spill! that green is leakin cuz!

  • @nzajflynn
    @nzajflynn 4 роки тому +1

    I've watched a bunch of these, noone else holds a candle to Bert.

  • @julenguerrero1353
    @julenguerrero1353 3 роки тому

    We need a part 2 please 😂 this is the best one

  • @SobaHoe
    @SobaHoe 4 роки тому +25

    Haha jokes on him can’t even buy hand sanitizer anymore

  • @MrBob2212
    @MrBob2212 4 роки тому +7

    I was brushing my teeth to this and spit so much toothpaste out when the host yelled “you can finish in a nicer place than IN HIS ASS” 😂

  • @taedo7661
    @taedo7661 4 роки тому +1

    Other folks just answer, I love how Bert actually puts serious thought into his answers. It's great.

  • @ricklee4220
    @ricklee4220 4 роки тому

    This is the best thing I've watched in a long time

  • @rnajarro11
    @rnajarro11 4 роки тому +7

    YES!!!! FINALLY YOU GOT HIM ON!!!!

  • @ArmyofBulldogsProductions413
    @ArmyofBulldogsProductions413 4 роки тому +73

    I'd rather brake my hand than go to a Dave Matthews concert.

    • @brandoncarter1173
      @brandoncarter1173 4 роки тому +7

      I'll break my hand and still go to a Dave Matthews concert.

    • @savehimgffff1777
      @savehimgffff1777 4 роки тому +5

      Why? Their live concerts are awesome!

    • @teknacious
      @teknacious 4 роки тому +2

      @@brandoncarter1173 damn right and possibly a future millionaire

  • @zjp692004
    @zjp692004 4 роки тому

    now my favorite episode! love bert

  • @blackmass5846
    @blackmass5846 4 роки тому +1

    This is the best interview right now omfg 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @edithmr21o
    @edithmr21o 4 роки тому +7

    "My daughter is going to search me someday say 'i miss dad' watch this and be like 'wtf'?"
    Awe dont say that we want you around for a long time

  • @pmurpmur
    @pmurpmur 4 роки тому +10

    anybody else think the mark in the bottom right (just left of the logo) was a smudge on their screen and tried to get it off?

  • @LetsBuild_withBabyByrd
    @LetsBuild_withBabyByrd 3 роки тому

    "IM CATCHING LOADS!.... is he puking? Cant think about catching loads?!" LMFAO 😂💀😂💀😂

  • @Rob_0011
    @Rob_0011 4 роки тому +2

    LOL man cooking show is awesome

  • @MissBlueEyeliner
    @MissBlueEyeliner 4 роки тому +5

    God damn I love him.
    His new special had me roaring laughing.
    I love how he really considers the questions too, looking at both side and picking them apart. That’s some top notch critical thinking buddy.

  • @mikeridgland4783
    @mikeridgland4783 4 роки тому +9

    Don’t get me wrong, I’m glad to see Bert doing barstool content..but what I would give to see Joey Diaz come on ATI or some other barstool series .

    • @missnerdynurse5923
      @missnerdynurse5923 4 роки тому +1

      Mike Ridgland oh FUCK YES. I fuck love me some Joey Coco Diaz!

  • @robertjmckenna
    @robertjmckenna 7 місяців тому

    Been binging ATI episodes the last few days and one of the best.

  • @noahdickinson6975
    @noahdickinson6975 3 роки тому

    this is the absolute best one

  • @s.d.3236
    @s.d.3236 4 роки тому +4

    What movie made you cry?
    This clip at “fire in the hole” while trying to not laugh at work.

  • @SvgeMars
    @SvgeMars 4 роки тому +8

    I’ve only ever seen 1 of this guys jokes, but after watching this, he seems hilarious. Just saw his Netflix special, gonna go watch it. Any other good specials he has?

    • @steph_hunt6007
      @steph_hunt6007 4 роки тому +2

      He has a stand up called "flying dildos" hilarious

    • @etangbose4755
      @etangbose4755 2 роки тому

      All of them

    • @SvgeMars
      @SvgeMars 2 роки тому

      @@etangbose4755 lol this was forever ago. I’ve went and watched most of them haha

  • @batmantoast8013
    @batmantoast8013 4 роки тому +1

    Definitely one of the best guests on this show!!!

  • @baileyoneill8123
    @baileyoneill8123 4 роки тому +1

    Bert getting math explained to him and it just saying [Explains Math] is classic

  • @ri1079
    @ri1079 4 роки тому +4

    What they didn’t know is that Bert was hammered here and nobody knew

  • @dereklasker5350
    @dereklasker5350 4 роки тому +11

    This the best one next to biznasty and Cody ko/Noel Miller

  • @ScottWaa
    @ScottWaa 4 роки тому +1

    This is my favorite interview since he did that morning tv show.

  • @bigmrmacharward
    @bigmrmacharward 4 роки тому

    Best episode of this show ever!

  • @TheCpadron19
    @TheCpadron19 4 роки тому +4

    Original can of four locos before they took the caffeine out.

    • @YungYemen
      @YungYemen 4 роки тому

      Lol was thinkin the same.

    • @TheCpadron19
      @TheCpadron19 4 роки тому

      @@YungYemen blackout in a can.

  • @MrEarwick42
    @MrEarwick42 4 роки тому +20

    Bert “this one time/wanna hear a story?” Kreischer

  • @fishnhunt2187
    @fishnhunt2187 4 роки тому

    definitely need more of this ..haha😂

  • @besidju3938
    @besidju3938 4 роки тому

    Best episode yet!

  • @erichodge567
    @erichodge567 4 роки тому +13

    This guy's hilarious, but I can't afford to lose this many brain cells.

  • @antonyohara
    @antonyohara 4 роки тому +12

    how much is a tall boy like seven bucks? wow rich guy moment

    • @VivaLaGolf42
      @VivaLaGolf42 4 роки тому +5

      Antony O'Hara I wonder if this is also because everywhere he drinks (LA, big cities, airports, hotels, etc) have super inflated prices compared to “normal” cities

    • @coldpocket1988
      @coldpocket1988 4 роки тому

      You can get a four loko for less than 5

    • @lowkeykeylow5526
      @lowkeykeylow5526 4 роки тому

      1.89 for a tall boy of hurricane here in Washington state

  • @kaitlyns9972
    @kaitlyns9972 4 роки тому +1

    “$5 wouldn’t do shit for me.” Idc who you are, two 4lokos WILL get you.

  • @lukemeadus8076
    @lukemeadus8076 4 роки тому +1

    This is a masterpiece 😂

  • @gracehampton7036
    @gracehampton7036 4 роки тому +9

    Why is it that instead of explaining the math they just wrote “explains math”

  • @TheDoomWorm
    @TheDoomWorm 4 роки тому +8

    Im watching this on Home Office... I really hope the IT department isnt recording my microphone

  • @nicklight7818
    @nicklight7818 4 роки тому

    4:16 I lost it when he gaged hard.. crying laughing!

  • @kitesurferwoohoo4676
    @kitesurferwoohoo4676 4 роки тому

    JUST AWESOME AND SO TRUE

  • @pepespliff8980
    @pepespliff8980 4 роки тому +5

    Every stoner has talked about having the weed stat we always talk about I wonder how much weed I've smoked in my life time

    • @dakodatrumble4981
      @dakodatrumble4981 4 роки тому

      Too got dayum much

    • @pepespliff8980
      @pepespliff8980 4 роки тому +1

      @@DistractedArachnid yeah I always think that I could have my own house with a nice car and have holidays and all that but I guess that's life

  • @MrTamiller07
    @MrTamiller07 4 роки тому +9

    Bert "I had 5 beers yesterday morning" Kreischer

  • @sonintrepidus
    @sonintrepidus 4 роки тому

    Best kind of guy to do this sort of thing

  • @TheStefan6969
    @TheStefan6969 4 роки тому

    Bert is so hilarious!!!! I'd love to hangout with him!!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @For_The_Watch
    @For_The_Watch 4 роки тому +14

    I can’t believe he went 17 whole minutes without dropping a single n or k bomb

    • @zinnyzxx
      @zinnyzxx 4 роки тому +12

      K?

    • @the_12th_bro123
      @the_12th_bro123 4 роки тому +1

      @@zinnyzxx I was wondering what the hell that means too 😂

  • @marcespinoza6068
    @marcespinoza6068 4 роки тому +12

    The read minds one is so easy, I'll take that and just dominate the World Poker Tour and when asked how I'm so good I'll just tell the truth.

  • @lovetownsend
    @lovetownsend 4 роки тому

    Good Will Hunting, the hug scene. Only movie I've ever cried to. It's like Berts answer, when it hits you personally