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  • @fahad3581
    @fahad3581 5 років тому +2467

    4:55 Idk how he managed to make the sound of a windex bottle and a window getting cleaned at the same time

  • @pointlessopinion611
    @pointlessopinion611 5 років тому +1353

    Damn, Andrew looks like he's wearing all 5 of his favorite tshirts.

    • @oumaima3547
      @oumaima3547 5 років тому +4

      Wait is part of his shirt blending in with the background

    • @elithedabber875
      @elithedabber875 4 роки тому +3

      @@oumaima3547 no thats the background melting and landing on his shirt.

    • @oumaima3547
      @oumaima3547 4 роки тому

      @@elithedabber875 thats what i meant lmso

    • @elithedabber875
      @elithedabber875 4 роки тому

      @@oumaima3547 ohh ok lmaooo

    • @antonioguerra8542
      @antonioguerra8542 4 роки тому +1

      FASHION

  • @danielgunther9397
    @danielgunther9397 5 років тому +1988

    the way the words written on screen vs the way they say the questions gives me an aneurysm

    • @tysonsmith5703
      @tysonsmith5703 5 років тому +24

      2tall4space hate that shit

    • @AmpliphyHD
      @AmpliphyHD 5 років тому +31

      I didn't even notice that until I read your comment, thanks dude, appreciate it.

    • @danielgunther9397
      @danielgunther9397 5 років тому +11

      ADP if i have to suffer then so do you

    • @ryanvess6162
      @ryanvess6162 5 років тому +3

      Yeah I really need them to fix this asap.

    • @victorharris6031
      @victorharris6031 5 років тому +7

      Read this while he says the dog question. You'll fuckin die

  • @herodaysaver9032
    @herodaysaver9032 5 років тому +549

    You get to be as funny as Andrew schulz for 10 minutes but you have to wear that shirt 😂.

  • @nicksommer9693
    @nicksommer9693 5 років тому +680

    Love how he’s laughing more than everyone else

    • @Smorgasvord
      @Smorgasvord 5 років тому +14

      He always does that. Its so annoying.

    • @MrOpticBlade
      @MrOpticBlade 5 років тому +44

      Wicked Flex He’s just having fun let the man live

    • @bigdaddyshark880
      @bigdaddyshark880 4 роки тому +8

      I have been wondering lately if they tell comedians to laugh when they tell jokes because it’s contagious. He does laugh pretty hard but if he is happy, good for him, someone should be.

    • @YourMomsBoy
      @YourMomsBoy 4 роки тому +7

      It's probably because they already know what the questions are, but he doesn't. So it has a bigger effect on him.

    • @exahli
      @exahli 4 роки тому +1

      @@Smorgasvord hater

  • @ThePapaBear15
    @ThePapaBear15 5 років тому +1158

    Yo Schulz is killing the game right now. Goddamn he's hilarious.

    • @Lucas-oh9gs
      @Lucas-oh9gs 5 років тому +3

      Mehoymenoynoy Mehobmobblebobble this was funny as fuck.

    • @daavids55
      @daavids55 4 роки тому

      you better be watching his dropping in's. :D

  • @coolhandcoop1524
    @coolhandcoop1524 5 років тому +309

    6:09 "Open the window" never even thought of that.

    • @mistercath
      @mistercath 5 років тому +7

      That made me laugh sooo hard

    • @thelivingvessel
      @thelivingvessel 5 років тому +9

      Cooper Wise Gonna be some inclement weather 😂😂

    • @ashlane3579
      @ashlane3579 5 років тому +2

      I was thinking a 2L bottle. Perfect volume.

  • @ashantinyongo7632
    @ashantinyongo7632 5 років тому +295

    1:50 I did not realize Andrew Schultz’s thumbs were so freakishly long goddamn

    • @blazilfrazil2
      @blazilfrazil2 5 років тому +10

      JESUS FUCK!

    • @dylanthevillain1666
      @dylanthevillain1666 5 років тому +5

      That's a sixth finger

    • @joshxander1514
      @joshxander1514 5 років тому +5

      It’s crazy, that thing is super long wtf.

    • @greenb1877
      @greenb1877 5 років тому +5

      Wide angle lense, his hands look bigger compared to rest of body

    • @lucydaniel2699
      @lucydaniel2699 5 років тому

      His fingers are long af too, think his hands are just big

  • @Opine_Divine
    @Opine_Divine 4 роки тому +167

    I think he already has a dog's personality in a cat's body...

    • @manugo4
      @manugo4 4 роки тому +7

      Ann Marie more like a hyena personality in a hyena body

    • @yokonono2171
      @yokonono2171 4 роки тому +6

      More like dolphins personality in king Jafaar body

  • @AsherKjhad
    @AsherKjhad 5 років тому +79

    "You can throw them they land" LMFAOOO

  • @traviswolf6136
    @traviswolf6136 4 роки тому +96

    It’s so weird hearing a hilarious joke but no laughter like his usual stand up

    • @neeltheother2342
      @neeltheother2342 2 роки тому +2

      And then a pornstar says something kinda funny and they're slapping their knees.

  • @DJV3355
    @DJV3355 5 років тому +189

    Yo Andrew is every where right now

    • @yorkdressler7479
      @yorkdressler7479 5 років тому +8

      Dejan Vennie everywhere except for Netflix unfortunately

  • @ernestoj10
    @ernestoj10 5 років тому +632

    4 stroke gang!

    • @samabrahams8595
      @samabrahams8595 5 років тому +4

      I was hoping someone would comment this

    • @OhChroniqz
      @OhChroniqz 5 років тому +5

      Don’t wanna be 4 strike gang in the hospital

    • @kawasaki3070
      @kawasaki3070 5 років тому +4

      Try it out

    • @zionthedon7745
      @zionthedon7745 5 років тому +4

      High and tight fellas

    • @BOBofGH
      @BOBofGH 5 років тому +2

      I heard Andrew Schulz has no neuropathy issues at all

  • @seabear2494
    @seabear2494 5 років тому +84

    This show needs Bill Burr, Tom Segura, and Theo Von again with new questions because that dude is funny af

  • @vincesullivan8434
    @vincesullivan8434 5 років тому +166

    bring in Bobby Lee! you know hes gonna have some crazy answers

  • @jamilam1980
    @jamilam1980 5 років тому +23

    These are some great questions. I love this channel. Great guests too.

  • @captaincairoPT
    @captaincairoPT 5 років тому +65

    Dude is so dorky haha
    "Open the window"

  • @albertorynda740
    @albertorynda740 5 років тому +265

    GET JOEY DIAZ AND BILL BURR AND TOM SEGURA...THAT WHOLE GANG!!

    • @lobar_9655
      @lobar_9655 5 років тому

      Alberto Rynda Bill Burr would be hilarious!!!

    • @broxycotin
      @broxycotin 5 років тому

      Alberto Rynda bill burr would be legendary

    • @ichabodcrane916
      @ichabodcrane916 5 років тому +2

      And Barack Obama and the fucken Pope while you're at it!

    • @grizzy77
      @grizzy77 5 років тому +3

      Anthony jeselnik

    • @HFFCANADA
      @HFFCANADA 3 роки тому

      @@ichabodcrane916 I think pope Francis would have had some funny shit to say

  • @ArthurGoodness
    @ArthurGoodness 5 років тому +76

    Dogs personality in a cats body is all I want in my life. I love kitties, they are so adorable. But they are so god damn independent.

    • @cuzidodgebullets6797
      @cuzidodgebullets6797 5 років тому +3

      My cat is a better dog than my dogs. Plays fetch, comes when you call her, greets me at the door when I get home... It's great.

    • @steph6137
      @steph6137 5 років тому

      Get a Savannah cat lol

    • @miguelarias5000
      @miguelarias5000 4 роки тому

      @@steph6137 fuckk that.

    • @miguelarias5000
      @miguelarias5000 4 роки тому

      @@cuzidodgebullets6797 sameee, its crazyy, I dont make noise to call my cat anymore, I just bend my index finger back and forward and then he knows I wanna say hello n shit, theys pretty intelligent but they dont want to please us, like doggys.

    • @isaalva
      @isaalva 4 роки тому

      Get a nebelung one of the best breed of cats .

  • @DanielTheRule
    @DanielTheRule 5 років тому +42

    4:56 i think we all know the answer

  • @MrSidney9
    @MrSidney9 5 років тому +199

    That toenail thing, I thought I was the only one who do that

    • @jb42jb
      @jb42jb 5 років тому +36

      MrSidney9 I feel like there are more people not admitting it

    • @softaimsuppress
      @softaimsuppress 5 років тому +5

      Same

    • @SH-zn1dm
      @SH-zn1dm 5 років тому +16

      Saaaaaame!! Literally the WHOLE scenario he described , I do.

    • @sweetjello_7057
      @sweetjello_7057 5 років тому +16

      That is disgusting..

    • @Cornerkid82
      @Cornerkid82 4 роки тому +1

      Same
      No shame

  • @mrindia1
    @mrindia1 4 роки тому +14

    That smartest person or the best looking question is weird.
    Basically asking if I wanna walk in a room full of really ugly people or real dumb ones.

  • @michaelwoolery5042
    @michaelwoolery5042 5 років тому

    This is the best one you guys have put together.

  • @jhonnyrodriguez2944
    @jhonnyrodriguez2944 5 років тому +54

    4 strokes try it out

  • @DorGuzman
    @DorGuzman 5 років тому +46

    WOW! You actually managed to keep it quiet throughout the video!

  • @iambecomejeff
    @iambecomejeff 5 років тому +6

    Shulzy out there killing it!

  • @blakeellis1040
    @blakeellis1040 4 роки тому +3

    The last question response was great😂

  • @ellstackeradventures
    @ellstackeradventures 4 роки тому +1

    Love these questions

  • @maxsilbert
    @maxsilbert 5 років тому +83

    I see Andrew is a member of the four stroke gang

    • @taylorjaquez
      @taylorjaquez 5 років тому +1

      Who is Randy?

    • @kawasaki3070
      @kawasaki3070 5 років тому +1

      Try it out

    • @MrAdrenelineRush
      @MrAdrenelineRush 5 років тому +1

      Him and Hard Rock Nick are both in it

    • @ScoutNasty
      @ScoutNasty 5 років тому

      The four pump chumps

    • @bjburk
      @bjburk 5 років тому +1

      Here I am glassen the interwebs an cum accross this comment and notice it has no neuropathy issues.

  • @jsantiago614
    @jsantiago614 5 років тому +7

    Bout to get into a Schulz rabbit hole

  • @jessicaaa2961
    @jessicaaa2961 4 роки тому +5

    when he laughs at the 1:05 joke, the sound of his laugh is like Seth Rogans

  • @AsherKjhad
    @AsherKjhad 5 років тому +10

    This guy is HILARIOUS lmao

  • @seacucumber6768
    @seacucumber6768 5 років тому +40

    You could make some serious buck with that two liter ability.

  • @toegoth
    @toegoth 5 років тому +4

    Hell ya I love this guy

  • @gadgetstalker2
    @gadgetstalker2 5 років тому +1

    That question about eating and not gaining weight was the easiest one I've heard in all the episodes I've watched. Your health is the most important thing and I sometimes really hate going to the gym.

  • @roadhouse6999
    @roadhouse6999 4 роки тому +1

    6:11 the way he delivered that made me spit water out my mouth

  • @hunterrocconi5026
    @hunterrocconi5026 5 років тому +4

    About time you got Andrew on

  • @TheDutchBoy13
    @TheDutchBoy13 5 років тому +1

    Just going down the Guy Code cast. Love it.

  • @Obey412
    @Obey412 5 років тому +10

    His laughs are hilarious 😂🤣

  • @Madkingstow
    @Madkingstow 5 років тому +8

    The most honest comic :P

  • @marquismcbeath5332
    @marquismcbeath5332 5 років тому +2

    Schulz is killing the game right now... 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @yehudahbenklifa9271
    @yehudahbenklifa9271 5 років тому +32

    Your most offensive joke is that shirt

    • @lunataylor5091
      @lunataylor5091 4 роки тому +1

      Yours is your face.

    • @topintro9986
      @topintro9986 4 роки тому

      Luna taylor he doesn’t have a profile pic tho

  • @youknow12341000
    @youknow12341000 5 років тому

    Wow I relate to that last question so much 😂😂😂 give me the hundo for sure

  • @asce780
    @asce780 5 років тому +25

    Is he in the 4 stroke gang??? He said that specific number a suspicious amount of times... ;)

  • @jimmymoreton7537
    @jimmymoreton7537 Рік тому

    "Open the window" f*cking hell 😂😂😂

  • @jeremyhecht
    @jeremyhecht 5 років тому

    This is legendary!

  • @pluto8318
    @pluto8318 Рік тому

    the fingernail was wild. The addition toe sequence crazyyyyy 😂😂💀

  • @FartsTasteDelicious
    @FartsTasteDelicious 4 роки тому +1

    “You just throw em, they land”. Lol

  • @MachSea
    @MachSea 5 років тому +127

    I KNEW Andrew was funny, but this was next level. I enjoyed this way too much. LOL! 😄

    • @Voo504Doo
      @Voo504Doo 5 років тому

      MMAwizard 96 u think his laugh is cute? Cause that’s all I hear is hurhurrhurrhhrr

    • @MachSea
      @MachSea 5 років тому +4

      Cute? No, thats sus. Contagious? Yes.

  • @Hedgehog4real
    @Hedgehog4real 5 років тому

    now thats gold

  • @Mr.A..
    @Mr.A.. 5 років тому +2

    Schulz world tour baby

  • @housstheroccan3040
    @housstheroccan3040 4 роки тому

    3:45
    filthy drank ,maxmofoe and idubbbz: are you challenging us mortals

  • @GIBBSKIDS1
    @GIBBSKIDS1 5 років тому

    Finally another long video

  • @carolinam226
    @carolinam226 5 років тому +3

    “theres no way i’m solving a rubiks cube, i’m caucasian” i laughed so hard

  • @superrmrcool
    @superrmrcool 5 років тому

    That last fucking question!! OMG LMAOOO I fucking lost it again 😂😂😂🔥 "...hmmm kay"

  • @HankHill323
    @HankHill323 5 років тому +3

    I connected with this man on a deeper level😂

  • @Alex_Penjamin
    @Alex_Penjamin 2 роки тому

    4:55 get this man some WD40 ASAP lmfaooo😂😂😂

  • @sufyan5305
    @sufyan5305 5 років тому +1

    “You throw em they land”. 😂😂😂

  • @Kevn808
    @Kevn808 5 років тому +2

    Beat one yet

  • @NaruBrilu
    @NaruBrilu 5 років тому +5

    I like how he said he was rich in the previous question so he'd rather choose to eat whatever without getting fat but then in the very next question was like ya $100

  • @moundjilaouar7030
    @moundjilaouar7030 3 роки тому

    The last one got me 😂

  • @callmesyr
    @callmesyr 5 років тому +52

    4 Strokes Gang where you at ? #highandtight

    • @Loganberry
      @Loganberry 5 років тому

      what does that mean... and what does high and tight mean...

    • @dapman215
      @dapman215 5 років тому +1

      No neuropathy problems here

    • @kawasaki3070
      @kawasaki3070 5 років тому +1

      Try it out

    • @zionthedon7745
      @zionthedon7745 5 років тому

      T16

    • @zionthedon7745
      @zionthedon7745 5 років тому

      @@Loganberry just go to your moms house

  • @CrazyConstantin
    @CrazyConstantin 5 років тому

    Got 20k views within the I0 minutes I watched it lol great vid great channel smart idea keep it up

  • @MrXion1444
    @MrXion1444 5 років тому +8

    "Gimme the fookin Benjamin"

  • @FangXL
    @FangXL 5 років тому

    This is the best one yet, Andrew Schultz is a fuckin king

  • @sporvath
    @sporvath 5 років тому +1

    That first answer was documentary level of real

  • @parak00pa
    @parak00pa 4 роки тому

    Realtalk, his thoughts on the consequences of world peace are very wise.

  • @iain2gd
    @iain2gd 5 років тому

    this and dan soder are the best ones by far

  • @Luke-wm5zk
    @Luke-wm5zk 5 років тому

    4:37 damn I never thought of it like that but he right

  • @davidwallace7543
    @davidwallace7543 5 років тому +2

    Andrew is awesome 👏🏽 😂🤣

  • @mouinemhb4960
    @mouinemhb4960 4 роки тому +1

    Open the window lmfao 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Hoffmayne
    @Hoffmayne 3 роки тому

    4:55
    What you hear at 10pm in the hotel room next to you

  • @bigdikbubls
    @bigdikbubls 5 років тому +1

    Him talking about the toenail thing makes me feel so much better cz I do that shit too

  • @Reminji
    @Reminji 4 роки тому +8

    "I bite my toenail" that's the grossest thing i have heard in a while

  • @IDEALIGHT2
    @IDEALIGHT2 5 років тому +1

    Favorite comedian

  • @onepunchman4481
    @onepunchman4481 5 років тому

    That last bit thou😂💀

  • @roydonk2262
    @roydonk2262 5 років тому +28

    That shirt

  • @stonersimpson_
    @stonersimpson_ 4 роки тому

    Saved by the bell shirt

  • @mae_mae861
    @mae_mae861 5 років тому +1

    His laughhh😂😂

  • @PatPrika42
    @PatPrika42 5 років тому +1

    YESSSS HEZZY. ABOUT DAMN TIME

  • @xyNova9741
    @xyNova9741 4 роки тому

    Cure life ailments for the belly button joint

  • @NiqueSir
    @NiqueSir 5 років тому +1

    Damn, that shirt man..looks Like you wearing a papoose in the thumbnail 😂

  • @blambit6528
    @blambit6528 5 років тому

    Gotta love how they're taking the entire guy code cast

  • @august2235
    @august2235 4 роки тому +2

    I use my nails as toothpicks too lol

  • @MOOSEDM
    @MOOSEDM 3 роки тому +1

    4:55 is someone who has been faced with this scenario before

  • @mintross2540
    @mintross2540 5 років тому +2

    King 👑 Hezi spitting fire as usual

  • @metadeltefera6965
    @metadeltefera6965 4 роки тому

    10:22" so gimme the fucking Benjamin"😂😂

  • @StKing317
    @StKing317 5 років тому

    Dude il love to see russell howerd, and brad williams

  • @CarbonSickle
    @CarbonSickle 4 роки тому

    10:13 taps it a couple of times and then goes "okkk" 😂😂😂😂 I'm fucking dying 😂😂😂😂

  • @apfelstrudel3448
    @apfelstrudel3448 5 років тому

    vlog creations next

  • @jOhnnySK1
    @jOhnnySK1 4 роки тому

    “It’s like carrying a shank into prison” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @inordirection_
    @inordirection_ 5 років тому +4

    Love how open this guy was

  • @waynehockey22
    @waynehockey22 5 років тому +1

    Bring on Dave Smith!

  • @michaelgeorge9727
    @michaelgeorge9727 5 років тому +3

    They need to get Anthony Jeselnik to do this

  • @Plague_Doc22
    @Plague_Doc22 5 років тому +3

    Should have Joey Diaz and Bryan Callen do these.

  • @LouisFGraham
    @LouisFGraham 5 років тому

    Awww look at little Andy all grown up

  • @luketconnell
    @luketconnell Рік тому

    4 strokes...keep them high and tight man

  • @RashtaEinthisB
    @RashtaEinthisB 3 роки тому

    0:47 LMAOOO
    4:00 ANDREW IS READING MY MIIINNDDD (except I use my finger nails. Toe nails are grim)
    4:35 LMAOOOOOOOO

  • @westxranchin
    @westxranchin 5 років тому +46

    I definitely Use my big toenail as a toothpick.

  • @zg4705
    @zg4705 5 років тому

    finally someone else does the thing with the toenail