Andrew Schulz Answers the Internet's Weirdest Question Part 2

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  • @denisewesolowski3653
    @denisewesolowski3653 4 роки тому +3756

    Why is it the guys barely laugh at the actual funny comedians, but when they get a pornstar on the show and she makes a joke they’re laughing like Schulz does at his own jokes

    • @electthelambda
      @electthelambda 4 роки тому +358

      Shulz isn't topless in their mind when they see him.

    • @travisinthetrunk
      @travisinthetrunk 4 роки тому +317

      Because they’re not hoping Schulz will fuck them.

    • @skyluke9476
      @skyluke9476 4 роки тому +90

      @@electthelambda or Schulz is topless in their mind.... and that's the problem

    • @simplycy919
      @simplycy919 4 роки тому +17

      Yeah they’re that’s pretty douchey

    • @bsimms583
      @bsimms583 4 роки тому +49

      If I'm being honest this episode wasn't really that funny.

  • @jefflabbecomedy
    @jefflabbecomedy 4 роки тому +698

    "fat women with short dyed hair. And I wouldn't kill them, I'd just take their fingers so they can't tweet. Make the internet a beautiful place again" god damn it Andrew Schultz, you gentle genius

    • @docjohnson1
      @docjohnson1 4 роки тому +1

      Best way to say he would mutilate 90% of sjws. The other 10% are just 110lb soyboys anyway

    • @Mr.Mellis
      @Mr.Mellis 4 роки тому +1

      I was proud to get this comment to 200 likes.

  • @Niko-zm1cp
    @Niko-zm1cp 4 роки тому +704

    Missed opportunity on the naked basketball player... should've said magic johnson

    • @ewenwilson6568
      @ewenwilson6568 4 роки тому +2

      SAVAGE

    • @SDCB754
      @SDCB754 4 роки тому +4

      I hope this comment gets thousands of thumbs ups XD

    • @Southforthewinter
      @Southforthewinter 4 роки тому +2

      I was waiting for him to say serge ibaka,..is that all you or what

    • @brocksdaddy081910
      @brocksdaddy081910 4 роки тому +4

      Players refused to play with him when he was fully clothed lol

    • @Darielima
      @Darielima 4 роки тому +2

      Shaq

  • @shqiptariidukagjinit5650
    @shqiptariidukagjinit5650 4 роки тому +402

    Big disrespect to Schulz.
    Andrew: makes a joke
    Everyone: yeah

    • @Ryan-vz3tb
      @Ryan-vz3tb 4 роки тому +9

      Just that kid from Balkans he’s not a pornstar

  • @helimx
    @helimx 4 роки тому +1209

    The audio sounds like this was filmed in the kitchen of an olive garden....

    • @CAT-kj2ip
      @CAT-kj2ip 4 роки тому +2

      Why Olive Garden? Lmao

    • @helimx
      @helimx 4 роки тому +15

      @@CAT-kj2ip did ya watch it? He talked about olive garden....

    • @jq7323
      @jq7323 4 роки тому +17

      Lmao bruh. I swear I heard silverware hitting a table and everything

    • @jq7323
      @jq7323 4 роки тому +8

      5:23

    • @superegobeats
      @superegobeats 4 роки тому +3

      Yea noisy affff

  • @zbeshears6945
    @zbeshears6945 4 роки тому +263

    “Have you ever seen one put on a Backpack??” 🤣

    • @no.ca5270
      @no.ca5270 4 роки тому +2

      z beshears I also found humor in this

  • @Accura15
    @Accura15 4 роки тому +92

    “Go into the vault and give me the hits” such an accurate statement 😂😂

  • @Youaltubex
    @Youaltubex 4 роки тому +401

    Get rid of"Fat chicks with short hair that's dyed". FUND IT.

  • @Jay-dn2pg
    @Jay-dn2pg 4 роки тому +252

    I came here just to see if they actually laughed at people other than..yea

  • @krtong
    @krtong 4 роки тому +60

    "would you strangle a puppy to achieve all of your comedic goals?"
    "Nah I'm weird i'd like to earn it."
    okay, what about 1,000 puppies then?

  • @elsnauvids
    @elsnauvids 4 роки тому +81

    they really want him to strangle a puppy 😂

  • @KingN8Boogie
    @KingN8Boogie 4 роки тому +183

    Not surprised at all that Andrew couldn’t just answer these questions straight up. Detailed explanation every time

    • @rubenavilapro
      @rubenavilapro 4 роки тому +13

      Reading this while Schulz describes how he scratches his a$$ lol

    • @KingN8Boogie
      @KingN8Boogie 4 роки тому

      Ruben Avila Productions 😂 😂

    • @jaydendhaliwal8238
      @jaydendhaliwal8238 3 роки тому +2

      The explanation is what makes it funny tho

    • @kyletaylor3860
      @kyletaylor3860 3 роки тому +3

      That’s literally the point of comedy

    • @thresss5366
      @thresss5366 3 роки тому +1

      whos here for straight answers lmao if i wanted that id just google the questions

  • @absknd12
    @absknd12 4 роки тому +125

    "Give me July!!" 😂

  • @projectinfinity8224
    @projectinfinity8224 4 роки тому +27

    “Do you like going on twitter, cuz that’s reading minds” that hit me different.

  • @arunfooty
    @arunfooty 4 роки тому +60

    Why does it seem like he could be a character in it's always Sunny in Philadelphia 😂

  • @zbeshears6945
    @zbeshears6945 4 роки тому +146

    This guy is one of the best comics out there right now.

    • @MrJayehawk
      @MrJayehawk 4 роки тому +8

      That statement actually makes you a pretty good comedian.

    • @flyinglopez
      @flyinglopez 4 роки тому

      Stephen Jenkins aft,4_

    • @arym1108
      @arym1108 3 роки тому

      He’s not bad, and he’s fairly eclectic.

    • @definitelyhuman661
      @definitelyhuman661 2 роки тому +1

      His crowd work is hilarious

  • @kevinc2289
    @kevinc2289 4 роки тому +88

    Lmao he said "most animals are useless"

    • @ENZOxDV9
      @ENZOxDV9 4 роки тому +2

      I'm guessing he means useless to us

    • @AdamPopowski
      @AdamPopowski 4 роки тому +15

      He's a new yorker. It's very ironic.

    • @annaholmes694
      @annaholmes694 4 роки тому

      Kevin C Guess he isn’t a meat eater

    • @asphaltking3452
      @asphaltking3452 4 роки тому +1

      Anna Holmes he literally said he likes 3 animals, 2 of them which he eats being cows and chicken , u dumb fuck

  • @DumplinSawce
    @DumplinSawce 3 роки тому +13

    Schulz is actually surprisingly close to being on point on the mind reading and Professor X thing. Dude became an alcoholic for a brief period of time and used a drug to surpress his powers in his younger years in Days of Future Past. He couldn't handle his own pain and the pain he was experiencing from other people. That one line always gets me when Prof X is talking to his past self. "It's the greatest gift we have: to bear the pain of others without breaking."

  • @ejlea
    @ejlea 2 роки тому +6

    "After 30, you don't need knees" 😂

  • @GPGremlin1974
    @GPGremlin1974 4 роки тому +17

    this felt too short! we need more!!

  • @sfishy27
    @sfishy27 4 роки тому +239

    If you're doing part 2's we NEED Theo Von!!

  • @tommycinamella2099
    @tommycinamella2099 4 роки тому +150

    “Let me introduce you to my friend...”

  • @asiancorndog9378
    @asiancorndog9378 4 роки тому +8

    Found this guy a week ago, and LOVE his style

  • @enriqueshockwave7632
    @enriqueshockwave7632 4 роки тому +5

    Been waitin on this for a minute

  • @PurestIcicle
    @PurestIcicle 4 роки тому +8

    "I would make them tattoo the dogs neck on their hands" yo I'm crying 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Ballhandler459
    @Ballhandler459 4 роки тому +11

    Gotta get Dom Mazzetti on here

  • @DeShawnaldTrump
    @DeShawnaldTrump 4 роки тому +30

    Andrew “The New King of Comedy” Schulz

  • @UluvNacho
    @UluvNacho 4 роки тому +5

    7:40 I was literally scratching my ass like befor he was saying it😂

  • @rizzybasar5709
    @rizzybasar5709 4 роки тому +19

    Fashun!Fashun!Fashun

  • @abrahamespinoza7489
    @abrahamespinoza7489 4 роки тому +50

    I love this man what a legend

    • @CoLKeown
      @CoLKeown 2 роки тому

      legend in the making

  • @Inflake
    @Inflake 4 роки тому +3

    I was watching Trevor Wallace’s episode yesterday (first episode that I watched ever) and I was praying for Andrew Schulz to be on it and what do you know?

  • @MrJayehawk
    @MrJayehawk 4 роки тому +38

    Jesus, if you guys are gonna talk all the time make sure everyone is mic'd up.

  • @luischollet4872
    @luischollet4872 4 роки тому +4

    "Would you rather have only knees or elbows?
    Elbows"
    [hits corner]
    You are now listening to *VIOLENT* *STATIC* 24/7

  • @rubensanchezramirez7028
    @rubensanchezramirez7028 4 роки тому +6

    Andrew “how often do you bend your knees” Schulz

  • @yaboytroy357
    @yaboytroy357 4 роки тому +1

    5:07 I fucking died. Didn’t expect it at all 😂😂

  • @joannexfaith
    @joannexfaith 4 роки тому

    "'go into the vault and give me the fucking hits" lmaooo yooo ahahahah

  • @MoonDevoured
    @MoonDevoured 4 роки тому +3

    "how often do you bend your knees?" 🤣

  • @tin9600
    @tin9600 4 роки тому +16

    Andrew Special is coming finally babyyyyy GET IT SONNN

    • @joshuahales7551
      @joshuahales7551 4 роки тому

      When?

    • @tin9600
      @tin9600 4 роки тому +1

      @@joshuahales7551 hes taping it ..this post explains it. instagram.com/p/B6LYMN7Hybw/?igshid=ahxrhpm4kis1

    • @theoutlet9300
      @theoutlet9300 4 роки тому +1

      @@joshuahales7551 he will shoot it on april 11

  • @shaunnh2a585
    @shaunnh2a585 4 роки тому +1

    “They scurry” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @_mayankr
    @_mayankr 4 роки тому +1

    part 1 was so much better and organic

  • @trevorcummings2697
    @trevorcummings2697 4 роки тому +5

    Please add subtitles for the people in the background!

  • @bigslice54
    @bigslice54 2 роки тому

    He said, "they scurry" LOL!!!!

  • @Bald_Monkey
    @Bald_Monkey 3 роки тому

    Clicked on an old tab to find my boy Andrew cracking us up, stopped at @4:50, the naked basketball question. Took my a good moment to realize why i paused there. Definitely not my proudest moment.

  • @robbybachmann8061
    @robbybachmann8061 2 роки тому +1

    That chaffing story hut me in the feels.

  • @mostlytrue3150
    @mostlytrue3150 4 роки тому

    That olive garden question was so random. I normally go with having a tortoise shell but olive garden isn't that much different

  • @sanket677
    @sanket677 4 роки тому +9

    3:05 Cows ? Thanks Akaash 😁 .

    • @sanket677
      @sanket677 3 роки тому

      @A J that was a year ago but what religion does he follow then ?

    • @sanket677
      @sanket677 3 роки тому

      @A J oh ok but he is Hindu and not even punjabi his parents are from UP

  • @pushinkeys
    @pushinkeys 2 роки тому

    “They scurry” …🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @cassiusfelix2805
    @cassiusfelix2805 4 роки тому +1

    So good they had do it twice

  • @Killlxv
    @Killlxv 4 роки тому

    Instead of keeping the whole set I'll hand the cards one by one. Good thinking sir

  • @bryanfletcher2104
    @bryanfletcher2104 4 роки тому +15

    Magic Johnson is the correct answer

  • @JoeTheBlacksmi14
    @JoeTheBlacksmi14 4 роки тому

    They put my favorite comedian on here. Yay

  • @sarcasm-83
    @sarcasm-83 Рік тому

    First I thought I'd want to read minds as long as I could do it when I wanted to, but it wouldn't be like just hearing everyone's thoughts....
    But then I realized the ability to be able to would drive me insane with curiosity. It'd be like that not-safe-for-life link you see online and people tell you it's messed up but your curiosity makes you click it and you regret it instantly...

  • @jakemccluremd
    @jakemccluremd 4 роки тому +5

    7:55 symptom of the hemorrhoids he talks about on his podcast

  • @gregoryjohnson7043
    @gregoryjohnson7043 Рік тому

    Yea i would to bro. Raw dog it if i could. Thats Lebron! 😂😂😂

  • @RobertsonIsland
    @RobertsonIsland 4 роки тому +26

    Need horses for when society collapses and travel by horse rises again

    • @benni85
      @benni85 4 роки тому +2

      Man... u called that
      Society is collapsing!

    • @chinline1289
      @chinline1289 4 роки тому

      Yes you did you time traveler

  • @kincaidsmith8777
    @kincaidsmith8777 3 роки тому

    That last one really made me think 🤔. However, I might just be weird 🤷‍♂️

  • @dillonwest4424
    @dillonwest4424 2 роки тому

    He out gated everyone in these questions

  • @RashtaEinthisB
    @RashtaEinthisB 3 роки тому

    0:41 LMAO
    2:22 on the god damn money, Andrew
    3:25 So you think you're hard?
    4:31 same answer as Lisa Ann.. it must be true
    7:07 that's amazing. True creativity lmaooo

  • @drewbyrd6777
    @drewbyrd6777 4 роки тому +4

    This has a very "Joe Santagato" vibe

  • @twizzytwitch2217
    @twizzytwitch2217 4 роки тому +1

    That thing he said about "Wokes" is spot on.

  • @poohclebo
    @poohclebo 4 роки тому

    4:36 bruh ain’t nobody winning against Bill Cosby I’m naked basketball😭

  • @WILLYLYNCH.
    @WILLYLYNCH. 4 роки тому

    Shults is just naturally funny

  • @jubjub12345678
    @jubjub12345678 4 роки тому

    They move quick they scurry lmao

  • @JSp4wN
    @JSp4wN 2 роки тому +2

    Of coarse the greatest crowd work comedian of all time wouldn't choose blindness over being stuck in olive garden for eternity. That's his "bread and butter" lol

  • @XenoTravis
    @XenoTravis 4 роки тому +3

    Barstool sports sounds like a name that a million other bros have came up with for a man cave podcast

  • @JBSauce
    @JBSauce 3 роки тому +1

    Did they record this in a restaurant? What's with the background conversations?

  • @teniabrianne7294
    @teniabrianne7294 4 роки тому +8

    He was actually hilarious, the off camera laughs (or lack there of) did NOT do him justice. Weird that they laughed at the bland pornstar harder than they did here..

  • @shanecohen7749
    @shanecohen7749 3 роки тому

    “they’re so quick, they like scurry”

  • @gerryendersen4718
    @gerryendersen4718 4 роки тому

    Are the things advertised at the start like zyns?

  • @HammerHawkins
    @HammerHawkins 4 роки тому

    Use outlaws new dip alternative

  • @suncworm
    @suncworm 2 роки тому

    Notice he said “Chicken” and not “chickens” 3:03 😂

  • @2v2
    @2v2 4 роки тому +12

    Didn’t expect him to be that smart with the hitler question his father did abuse him so yeah

    • @jalzkiez
      @jalzkiez 4 роки тому +2

      Lmao he’s a comedian his sense is extremely High, if that makes sense.

    • @yourstepdadism
      @yourstepdadism 4 роки тому

      Jesse Lopez just say he knowledgeable 😭

  • @rennygong8650
    @rennygong8650 4 роки тому +39

    i clicked on this so fast

  • @geroldcooper6686
    @geroldcooper6686 3 роки тому

    Didn’t expect this to be this funny and I apologize Schultzy

  • @Starboy86
    @Starboy86 4 роки тому

    The butt rash response had me howling.

  • @McGriddle69
    @McGriddle69 4 роки тому

    I'd wanna read minds because I interpret to mean I could read only the info I want to in the mind instead of reading all of it.

  • @christhis9597
    @christhis9597 4 роки тому

    Yeah, daddy‘s back!

  • @stevey02
    @stevey02 Рік тому

    i dont have knees, it's terrible but youd definitely be capable to still do things, for example, i play basketball almost everyday 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @djdariana
    @djdariana 4 роки тому

    The butt rash. Yeah get me one of those stats too. Deadass

  • @bryanmiranda3777
    @bryanmiranda3777 4 роки тому +4

    Wonder why it’s so quiet during this episode 😑

  • @jdstarek
    @jdstarek 3 роки тому

    2:22.... the perfect answer

  • @n0isyturtle
    @n0isyturtle 4 роки тому

    08:50 Wise words

  • @wertertwertwet
    @wertertwertwet Рік тому

    I mean like… sitting might be no option without knees… didn’t think it through

    • @wertertwertwet
      @wertertwertwet Рік тому

      But then I listened to his opinion on animals… so it’s no even worth to google who this guy is

  • @r97neal
    @r97neal Рік тому

    I would 100% want to read people's minds. I would definitely find some shit out that I wouldn't want to know.

  • @iamnina_j
    @iamnina_j 2 роки тому

    “After 30 you don’t need knees” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @anthonylong9067
      @anthonylong9067 2 роки тому

      Me who’s gonna be 30 in a couple months:….ah shit

  • @Apexarmoryffl
    @Apexarmoryffl 3 роки тому

    This guy is basically Rob Feretti

  • @nardoskidane6513
    @nardoskidane6513 4 роки тому

    What song is playing at the start?!

  • @anandchahal6063
    @anandchahal6063 4 роки тому +60

    This guys funny

    • @Karan-Aujla
      @Karan-Aujla 4 роки тому +12

      Check him out on UA-cam mate, his shit is GOLD.

  • @tylery6352
    @tylery6352 4 роки тому +4

    People who consistently don't use their blinker. That's the group of people I'd get rid of. Exile them to Australia

  • @jalonwhite8224
    @jalonwhite8224 Рік тому

    Lmao this man you dont need knees after 30😂😂🧐🧐

  • @colinryan4737
    @colinryan4737 Рік тому

    1:40 i think he forgot about taking a shit. hard to do that without bending your knees

  • @jokamacucha8026
    @jokamacucha8026 4 роки тому

    what's the font for you ATI logo?

  • @prettycoolPJ
    @prettycoolPJ 4 роки тому

    Ah. So the one+-hour standup special's gonna be on Starz... Got it.

  • @damianbarroso7528
    @damianbarroso7528 4 роки тому +3

    What most people heard “I’d kill his dad” what history buffs heard “I’d kill his great uncle”

  • @evanmorrison3232
    @evanmorrison3232 Рік тому

    Shaq, he has a body guard with him.

  • @assbalonkerful
    @assbalonkerful 4 роки тому

    Pink starburst ?? saywhaa

  • @brocksdaddy081910
    @brocksdaddy081910 4 роки тому

    Bro the red starburst is the only fucking starburst

  • @maxlevine5728
    @maxlevine5728 4 роки тому

    He goes “back when I was asking for nudes...” pause 😂 🤣

  • @picklesgonemad4814
    @picklesgonemad4814 4 роки тому

    Feits yolkin up a bit. Looking good

  • @jimmyrodriguez8311
    @jimmyrodriguez8311 3 роки тому

    I fuckin love this guy lol