I just showed this to my gf and she said she doesnt do ALL of those things. I pointed to single cases of where she has done EACH AND EVERYONE. She got mad and walking out the room said: and I quote “I don’t do them all at once”. Lmfao
Your wife sounds like a fucking good woman bro. All the best for your relationship bro! I hope you are together til the end bro! X. Much love from Australia
Same. Mine just asked me to send her the link of this so she could show her sister and brother-in-law. This never fails to make me laugh to the point of tears.
I agree I have watched this a dozen times, regularly once every few months I put in on and laugh almost as hard as I did the first time I watched it. He was great.
This is the ultimate breakdown of a man's Sunday. I would actually show this to my wife but, she already got the picture years ago. However, she still stays in the dwelling. Some women just understand that we need our time.
Every single time i come across a clip of this guy, it makes me a tiny bit sad that he is no longer here to share his brilliant comedic talents with us.
What makes this funnier is that every gf / wife has the same initial reaction, mad about it saying that ain't her at all, then realises she does every single one of them at some point lool
Oh, god. This was my ex-girlfriend to a t. We had a huge fight because I wanted to darken the windows of the home theater room so I could watch movies on my projector any time of day. She wanted natural sunlight in the room. I said “you got natural sunlight in 6 other rooms in the house. You want sunlight, go to one of those rooms.”
This is the most favorite comedy routine of my now wife and I. We saw it when we were dating and it has really opened up some honest communication for us ever since!
He was brilliant . I love the reaction of the crowd especially the middle aged guy he looks like he's nearly in pain dying laughing you can see him convulse at the end to the line " Can't see the TV can't hear "
“In the vents. You can sit in the vents!” 😂 “You shouldn’t be eatin a hamburger uhguhguhg” 😂 I needed to re-like this vid after a year to jump-start the algorithm.
This is one of my favorite bits of all time. He just nails every single thing my wife comments on about my habits. It's like he had a connection to our Alexa😂
''You always eat in and out how about you let me make you a healthy sandwich on rye'' As soon as my girlfriend said this too me it reminded me of this video and i simply answered ''Ain't that better'' My girlfriends face went blank lol i mind fucked her
Patrice O'Neal is easily on the Mt. Rushmore of comedians! Most major comedians who knew him said he was the ABSOLUTE BEST to have ever done it! They all knew they had to be on point when he was in the building because he was going to roast their @$$es! 🤣😏
I've watched this a hundred times. "Men want to be alone. But we don't want to be by ourself." Perfect. "Ain't that better?" Real life, every day. Great to watch some of the women in the audience who see themselves in this bit.
Just sat my son down and played him all my favorite Patrice moments on O&A and as many performances we could find ending here with my second favorite Patrice bit. My favorite moment is his “oh ya’ll still here.” I wish there was more but I’m very thankful for all you gave us RIP!
As an avoidant introvert, I agree. I'd prefer sleeping in separate rooms or even in a duplex in my own place while my wife lives on the other unit. I'd ideally see her 2 to 3 days a week for 3-5 hours each day. Anything more time than that would annoy me.
I love Patrice's impression of Bill Burr's wife.
hahahahahah
The lovely Nia everybody!
@Tory Shaye That's when I knew not to take anything Burr says as gospel when he married that bitch
@@jaymcd8577 he lost all credit when he got married to her
Dude, bills wife ain’t like this? Go and fuck your self. Alright?? Lol
I just showed this to my gf and she said she doesnt do ALL of those things. I pointed to single cases of where she has done EACH AND EVERYONE.
She got mad and walking out the room said: and I quote “I don’t do them all at once”.
Lmfao
Keep her att all costs lmaooo that was good
😂
😂 😂
I hope you got out by now bro
Bruhh lol
My wife and I still say 'aint that better' years after watching this sketch. So true, and thanks for uploading.
DougFiasco no one cares
16 people + you apparantly do care
Sounds like a keeper.
Your wife sounds like a fucking good woman bro. All the best for your relationship bro! I hope you are together til the end bro! X. Much love from Australia
Same. Mine just asked me to send her the link of this so she could show her sister and brother-in-law. This never fails to make me laugh to the point of tears.
One of the best bits in comedic history. RIP Patrice..
Sawyer Bacon facts
He could've kept riffing at the end there for forever.
Facts
I find myself just saying it at times
“Ain’t that better? Ain’t that better?”
Gotta agree there bud. Dude was a genius.
I agree I have watched this a dozen times, regularly once every few months I put in on and laugh almost as hard as I did the first time I watched it. He was great.
It's like he understands me
aint that better XD.. RIP
understands every dude ever lol
Showed my girl this and she got mad 😂 said that wasn't her.. rip Patrice 😭
I showed my girl this and she howled "THAT'S MEEE!" We love Patrice.
Me too ..wow
😂😂😂😂😂😂
We all did. Same response.
EVERY woman is like this to one extent or another.
I can't breathe - tears streaming down my face... watch this every few years with the same reaction
I do the same with the lost-pussy-in-a-trainwreck-story as well.
Yup. This one never gets old.
I just did the same thing for the upteenth time. 3 minutes long and I'm crying and my cheeks hurt. His delivery is perfect
Can't see the tv, can't hear, got a dry a sandwich you don't want, got a hot vine, ain't that better?
What else did he say?
sweaty
Why's it so dark in here?
lol
On 47 grain bread.
A true prophet.
Hate that I won't ever be able to see my favorite comic live :( RIP Big Man
#metoo
Me too. I love this guy.
This is the ultimate breakdown of a man's Sunday. I would actually show this to my wife but, she already got the picture years ago. However, she still stays in the dwelling. Some women just understand that we need our time.
What does she take from you in return?
@@metalmayhem3622 his will to live
@@ernestoramirez2337 loool🤣
As long as she stay in the vents! 😅
@@ernestoramirez2337 Men put zero effort in the relationship and list thousand things for women to work on.
Every single time i come across a clip of this guy, it makes me a tiny bit sad that he is no longer here to share his brilliant comedic talents with us.
Maybe if he ate a dry sandwich once in a while instead of an artery-clogger...
@@Th3UprightManhe died from a misdiagnosis, he was healthy enough.
They treated the wrong illness for most of his time in treatment.
I don't think 2024 could handle any comic like Patrice. Dave and Ricky would be on the sidelines watching him dunk.
KWAME BROWN sent me “ain’t that better”
Yep, had to hear it for myself 🤣🤣
😂😂😂💯
This guy should have his own holiday
Jesus Christ everything he said my gf does.
Get outta there lol!
lol. i showed her this. Maybe she'll stop now.
@@film_magician did she?
Patrice is a prophet. Listen to his podcasts on women
@@annabellavetra
No. No, she didn't.
Women never stop.
47 grain bread
For real though exactly the type of sandwich a grilfriend will make on a fucking saturday
@@MetaLeir93 "IT'S HEALTHY!!"
By healthy meaning it will ruin my appetite for the rest of the day then sure.
@@jakep1979 mmm... Yeah it's so healthy I don't think I'll even finish it
The best comics are simply people who address uncomfortable truths that no-one else will acknowledge and and and point it out unapologetically
The world lost a king here, especially now when we need him most
I love the way he kept going to that high soprano voice when he said ain't that better, LOL
#Whatchadoin
literally one of the gratest bits of all time
What makes this funnier is that every gf / wife has the same initial reaction, mad about it saying that ain't her at all, then realises she does every single one of them at some point lool
Oh, god. This was my ex-girlfriend to a t. We had a huge fight because I wanted to darken the windows of the home theater room so I could watch movies on my projector any time of day. She wanted natural sunlight in the room. I said “you got natural sunlight in 6 other rooms in the house. You want sunlight, go to one of those rooms.”
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 Your response sounds exactly like something Patrice would've said!
@@THERobertL2000 that’s definitely flattering! Thank you!
lol, what a fucking champ.. With he still existed.
wish he was still alive* ftfy
Goodbye, Sweet Prince.
I’ve seen this years ago. Just watched it again and woke my kid up laughing so hard. He’s just the best. RIP Patrice
I think of this bit everytime they update an app i use for the worse.
I love AND like my wife. Why? Because she laughed just as hard as I did when we went to see Patrice live some years back. Miss your comedy, big man!
She was standing behind you while you typed that, wasn't she?
If that's true, you're a lucky man, and I'm happy for you guys!
Definitely true, it took some years to break her in, though. LOL
pandemic7 yo wife is the best im so happy you found one of the few great ones
@@donjuanguest3697
They're all the same.
You have to make her great.
This is the most favorite comedy routine of my now wife and I. We saw it when we were dating and it has really opened up some honest communication for us ever since!
He was brilliant . I love the reaction of the crowd especially the middle aged guy he looks like he's nearly in pain dying laughing you can see him convulse at the end to the line " Can't see the TV can't hear "
Dark hair woman in the background stone cold face 😂
The crazy thing about Patrice is every great comedian says he was the real 🐐....man I miss Patrice O'Neal ⚰️🙏
Patrice was so funny. As long as there are videos and memories, he'll always be with us. Grace.
“In the vents. You can sit in the vents!” 😂
“You shouldn’t be eatin a hamburger uhguhguhg” 😂
I needed to re-like this vid after a year to jump-start the algorithm.
Boy, do I miss Patrice!
Men are just like cats. Being in the same room, knowing you're happy and quietly doing your own thing over there while I'm over here existing quietly
taste like rat turds and twigs lmao
The way he says "ain't that betta" lmao
I dropped a few tears for the jokes and our man Patrice O Neal.
This my be the greatest closing bit on a phenomenal set…….ever!
Rest in Power My Brotha... One of the very best who ever done standup.
Most overall funny guy. Kills it on stage as well as on the radio rip to the king
one of the best.. seriously good.
hit the nail on the head
Patrice figured it out, i don't know how he did it but thats it, he's such a fucking genius.
The facial expressions on Couples faces when they hear his lines, are priceless.
Patrice O'Neal: Your still putting smiles on people's faces!!!!
I watch this so many times and laugh each time. RIP!
One of the greatest bits in comedy history!! The rhythm of Patrice is rare and artistic.
Big big like!
You’ll always be remembered patrice. You gave something to all of us that we can’t put a price on. RIP Patrice o’ neal.
Here after Kwame Brown.”ain’t that better.”💀
This is one of my favorite bits of all time. He just nails every single thing my wife comments on about my habits. It's like he had a connection to our Alexa😂
"ain't that better!" lol!
RIP Big P...rest easy Tom Leykis is still down here fighting the good fight with us.
''You always eat in and out how about you let me make you a healthy sandwich on rye''
As soon as my girlfriend said this too me it reminded me of this video and i simply answered
''Ain't that better''
My girlfriends face went blank lol i mind fucked her
Amy Schumer will find a way to rip off this joke somehow.
Rip it off and make it unfunny.
LOOK AT MY VAGINA. ISNT THAT FUNNY?!
@@nbcastano this comment is funnier than amy' s whole career
"ain't that worse?"
@@pak7991 That comment IS her whole career.
The one of the greatest comics ever!
RIP Patrice, too pure for this world
I played this with wifey around, the whole time she was looking at me from the corner of her eyes and I was laughing my ass off
Patrice O'Neal is easily on the Mt. Rushmore of comedians! Most major comedians who knew him said he was the ABSOLUTE BEST to have ever done it! They all knew they had to be on point when he was in the building because he was going to roast their @$$es! 🤣😏
The older I get … he’s spot on
Kwame Brown, ain't that better!!🤣🤭😂
God bless Patrice. A real king of comedy.
this is arguably the funniest bit in comedy history
the GOAT. RIP Patrice. Absolute genius.
He's right up there with Pryor, Hicks and Carlin.
Legends will never die ! This will be watched in 2030 and 2040 people will still find it funny.. mark my words
I've watched this a hundred times.
"Men want to be alone. But we don't want to be by ourself."
Perfect.
"Ain't that better?"
Real life, every day.
Great to watch some of the women in the audience who see themselves in this bit.
Just sat my son down and played him all my favorite Patrice moments on O&A and as many performances we could find ending here with my second favorite Patrice bit. My favorite moment is his “oh ya’ll still here.” I wish there was more but I’m very thankful for all you gave us RIP!
R.I.P Patrice O’Neal.
The realest dude out there.
My favourite bit of all time by my favourite comedian. Imagine what could have been.
Oh dude, so spot on about the sunlight, TV volume and temperature.
THANK YOU for uploading this video! My favourite of all the Montreal comedians :)
This might be the best bit ever. I also have Aunt's and mother's who fuck up a comfortable situation as well!
Watched this 100 times today. rip
This is one my favorites . The best comic of all time.
Kwame brought me here ain’t that better😂
It never gets old.
Got dry sandwich, that you don't want, all sweaty, can't see the TV, can't hear it...ain't dat better??!
LOL
Miss you Patrice.
What's great about this bit is you can tell he just makes it up as we goes. Genuinely a funny guy with no script.
Never gets old, love this skit
Kwame Brown brought me here again
I was raise with daddy so I know how it goes sometimes a man just need his time my mother always taught me that.😂
Man did he hit the nail on the head
Thats the King of the Comedy RIP, i just listen to him telling same joke for years. And keep laughing
best of the best . i watched it like a thousand times, and still make me laugh
As an avoidant introvert, I agree. I'd prefer sleeping in separate rooms or even in a duplex in my own place while my wife lives on the other unit. I'd ideally see her 2 to 3 days a week for 3-5 hours each day. Anything more time than that would annoy me.
Spot on Partice. Still blowing minds in 2017
He’s so good I played this out loud my girlfriend argued with me went to sleep pissed. Patrice still the king of pissing women off. Rip captain
One of the best ever. RIP Patrice.
Will never got old! RIP ''Lumumba'' O'Neal
#AintThatBetter
Lol this has to be the most truthful comedy bit ever!! 🤣😂
This is sooooo relateable!! Lmaooo, we are all really one consciousness having different experiences 😂 Hilarious
Or all different consciousness's sharing the same experience! 🤣
Mean it !!!!!!!!!!! MEAN IT!!!!!!!! MEAN THE KISS!!!!!!!
Best comedic bit ever imo
L.M.A.O.
Sooooo true!! Don't deny it women! It's true! It's flipping true!
This is a masterpiece.
“What ya eating a hamburger, you shouldn’t be eating a hamburger at 11” lmao
Patrice has hours of great material but this might be my favorite bit, fucking genius
Possibly the best bit in all of comedy ever
This dude is so funny...so true... 57 single for the past 8 yrs and I love it..🙂