Kevin Hart Tells HILARIOUS Patrice O'Neal Stories | Joe Rogan

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  • Опубліковано 5 кві 2019
  • Taken from Joe Rogan Experience #1278 w/Kevin Hart:
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  • @viktorlenard
    @viktorlenard 5 років тому +4624

    “Joe believe in magic!” Such a Patrice line, I can hear him yell it out.

    • @GGtheRealest
      @GGtheRealest 4 роки тому +146

      Followed by that Patrice laugh lmaoo

    • @brandan2514
      @brandan2514 4 роки тому +139

      God damn, if only he'd been here these last 9 years. I couldn't even imagine what jokes he could have come up with.

    • @IronKnee963
      @IronKnee963 4 роки тому +142

      He said it on O&A before. "Joe be floating and shit"

    • @druzo5198
      @druzo5198 4 роки тому +10

      1:15

    • @KerkinWayno
      @KerkinWayno 4 роки тому +64

      He floats in mid air in the Buddha position” lol

  • @damanrai9879
    @damanrai9879 5 років тому +5682

    Patrice is one of the most underrated comedians ever

    • @kordellricesnax
      @kordellricesnax 5 років тому +172

      Elephant in the room is top 5 ever and I’ll argue to my grave

    • @thomasdr08
      @thomasdr08 5 років тому +36

      Man, after Charlie Sheen’s Roast and “Elephant In the Room,” he was destined to blow HIS WAY. So sad he had to go

    • @thismothafuckasaid7304
      @thismothafuckasaid7304 5 років тому +33

      How's he underrated? Every comedian mentions how great he was and he still has a bigger following than most comedians ever had, eventhough he's dead

    • @DwayneAimable
      @DwayneAimable 5 років тому +11

      @TheBunBun54321 dude you should also check out the episodes of him on O&A...they are the best...am up to episode 102

    • @theworkerhours3141
      @theworkerhours3141 5 років тому +1

      was

  • @davidgoldman3236
    @davidgoldman3236 5 років тому +2574

    "Why are you laughing?! She's outraged!" - Patrice O'Neal

    • @mrtallboy4u
      @mrtallboy4u 4 роки тому +62

      Classic interview 😂

    • @timothycormier3494
      @timothycormier3494 4 роки тому +27

      David Goldman yeah it is a classic interview. He tries to explain it to her and she wants to admit it. But she’s gotta take the hard offended stance. I forget who’s show it was but it was fox and he can’t reel Patrice in. Hehehehha he’s just along for the Patrice O’Neil ride

    • @vaitalv9361
      @vaitalv9361 4 роки тому +42

      Its called the donkey punch!!

    • @defencebangladesh4068
      @defencebangladesh4068 4 роки тому

      y

    • @chancebrown106
      @chancebrown106 4 роки тому +4

      Patrice O’ Neal in essence.

  • @MM-qi5mk
    @MM-qi5mk 4 роки тому +662

    "Elephant in the room" is legendary

    • @oN3xShOtxkilL
      @oN3xShOtxkilL 4 роки тому +10

      Chet Steadman one of the greatest stand-ups i have ever watched

    • @X3MAntics
      @X3MAntics 4 роки тому +10

      Puppies in a cup!!!!
      Missin' they feet!!! It's wroo-hoo-hooonng!!!

    • @hmackprotection1
      @hmackprotection1 4 роки тому +2

      X3MA “high, I’m white lady0 😂😂

    • @hmackprotection1
      @hmackprotection1 4 роки тому

      N1v3K77 why not??

    • @kramer1372
      @kramer1372 3 роки тому

      M M best ever

  • @TheHehe1223
    @TheHehe1223 5 років тому +2371

    Patrice was a great comedian and great guy. Bill Burr always calls him the funniest person he ever saw perform live.

    • @WHDRWN
      @WHDRWN 5 років тому +7

      Bill Burr fuckin sucks.

    • @wendel5868
      @wendel5868 5 років тому +44

      Also had a more irish last name than Bill.

    • @TurdFerguson884
      @TurdFerguson884 5 років тому +39

      Yeah Burr still hosts the benefit show for him
      every year. You should see his appearance on Conan when he announces Patrice’s death and benefit show.

    • @tupd
      @tupd 5 років тому +46

      Funny how Hart conveniently omits the fact that Patrice stopped fucking with him years before his death. Once Hart made it big he didnt want to be associated with Patrice out of fear of it hurting his career.

    • @topsypart2880
      @topsypart2880 5 років тому +2

      @@tupdHart is such a phonie con man

  • @kdoeone
    @kdoeone 5 років тому +2516

    Patrice understood human behavior. And he exploited it.

    • @tonychaez420Food4Thott
      @tonychaez420Food4Thott 5 років тому +31

      Exactly

    • @youwouldntgetit2618
      @youwouldntgetit2618 5 років тому +9

      kdoeone facts

    • @dapperdonmilli
      @dapperdonmilli 5 років тому +3

      💯%

    • @JoolianV
      @JoolianV 5 років тому +47

      dandagod official I hope you’re just a dumb young person because you have a lot to learn. If you’re an adult then damn man, my bad, ignore this, and my condolences.

    • @booprice5473
      @booprice5473 5 років тому +2

      JoolianV it’s that serious?

  • @kindleyfernand4389
    @kindleyfernand4389 4 роки тому +3323

    If only Patrice was alive to see Kevin's comedy now, he'd roast his azz back to being funny again 🤣🤣🤣.

    • @phillicheesestake
      @phillicheesestake 4 роки тому +90

      Kevin was never funny though...always a comedian, but never funny. He's lucky Patrice ain't around to expose how he's become.

    • @phillicheesestake
      @phillicheesestake 4 роки тому +79

      @Shockheadd45 watch him in tough crowd. Dude is a flop. Even Greg G pointed out that if he was a short white guy instead of black then he wouldn't be famous.

    • @getchedda504
      @getchedda504 4 роки тому +24

      @@phillicheesestake WTF

    • @missionpupa
      @missionpupa 4 роки тому +4

      Kevin and Bill learned from the best.

    • @MuffinCapBackBlue
      @MuffinCapBackBlue 4 роки тому +10

      Patrice would invite him onto his show and tear him a new asshole verbally for the first hour and a half I guarantee it 😂.

  • @kevinerosa
    @kevinerosa 4 роки тому +1113

    “Norton is shaped like any container you pour him in” -Patrice O’Neal

  • @craigclement5079
    @craigclement5079 5 років тому +890

    Seeing friends paying homage to a friend, laughing hysterically, left me smiling ear to ear. Rip Patrice

    • @dorijandorijan7220
      @dorijandorijan7220 4 роки тому +2

      🙏👏

    • @glennarcher6
      @glennarcher6 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah. I was the same for the first 5 minutes, 30 seconds. Smiling and laughing

    • @Win-tq2uf
      @Win-tq2uf Рік тому +1

      Friends being dudes 🕳️

    • @Gir-Riff-raffe
      @Gir-Riff-raffe Рік тому

      The phone book incident- the version kevin said on the patrice documentary was “call anyone in there….ask them if you made a good career decision. This not for you man.”

    • @nikothehero799
      @nikothehero799 Рік тому

      Patrice thought joe was a druggy. He was right.

  • @vinnymfmac1882
    @vinnymfmac1882 5 років тому +815

    Patrice O Neal Angry pirate joke on the news station was the most classic ever. "Why are you laughing she's outraged"

    • @ThunderDomeBoxingTalk
      @ThunderDomeBoxingTalk 5 років тому +57

      Vinny MF Mac She called me a fool, IM OFFENDED! - That 1 line ruined that lady.

    • @mela3889
      @mela3889 5 років тому +16

      😂😂 still watch that clip to this day

    • @Mechamjr88
      @Mechamjr88 5 років тому +8

      Hell yeah. Dumb hole feminist. Sonya asario.

    • @Batman8657
      @Batman8657 5 років тому +25

      "It's from the donkey punch!"

    • @velgregory
      @velgregory 5 років тому +22

      I remember even seeing her fight back a laugh

  • @johnnyveiga9
    @johnnyveiga9 4 роки тому +353

    I love how much Kevin laughs. You can see when he's about to tell a story he'll think about it and start laughing. Completely genuine, too.

    • @Audimartini
      @Audimartini 3 роки тому +1

      Never seen kevin laugh like that 1:20 I love it

    • @bettywatkins28
      @bettywatkins28 Рік тому

      @@Audimartini You need to see him laugh at Kawhi Leonard’s laugh. He looks like a Boy Scout & wheezes more than Joey Diaz 😂😂😂

    • @bettywatkins28
      @bettywatkins28 Рік тому

      I’ve noticed he’s constantly laughing at other ppl when they’re funny. Not afraid to give someone else their moment

    • @Audimartini
      @Audimartini Рік тому

      @@bettywatkins28 nah I remember that one that seems forced for the clip cause when that Kawhi laugh was going viral everyone saw it and that interview wi kev was like a week after so he definitely saw it before hand and had to create a clip

  • @rooskiwolf1653
    @rooskiwolf1653 4 роки тому +401

    Patrice O'Neal's "Black Phillip Show" should be required listening for all men before the age of 18.

    • @rofl315
      @rofl315 4 роки тому +30

      Facts! Pure comedy gold plus an unmatched understanding of the female nature. If you listen to that shit and "truly" grasp the philosophy behind Patrice's teachings you'll be set for life in the pussy department.

    • @hennythingispossible11
      @hennythingispossible11 4 роки тому +11

      Amen

    • @WaRLoKWYATT
      @WaRLoKWYATT 3 роки тому +12

      Seriously. It would save so many simps.

    • @thisislargemouth5566
      @thisislargemouth5566 2 роки тому +4

      I been trying to sneak it in on my nephew who is 12. He's still having trouble grasping some if what Patrice says but he'll get it. One day, he'll understand.

    • @thatguydavid705
      @thatguydavid705 3 місяці тому

      Uuum.. Sir, that's tge truth you just told!! He helped me out a lot in understanding human behavior

  • @TheEthNick
    @TheEthNick 5 років тому +560

    O’Neal’s “Ain’t that better” bit is one of the funniest I’ve heard.

  • @hyperionman420
    @hyperionman420 5 років тому +2994

    When _Bill Burr_ says you're the funniest person he has seen live, you're pretty damn good.

    • @brianajaxwintor6023
      @brianajaxwintor6023 5 років тому +58

      Remember when they had a fight?😂

    • @TalkingThrones
      @TalkingThrones 5 років тому +21

      Yeah on Opie & Anthony lol

    • @InspectorCallahan.44
      @InspectorCallahan.44 5 років тому +53

      no kidding, he gets pretty emotional when he talks about him.

    • @lowkeymd
      @lowkeymd 5 років тому +13

      How did you do those italics

    • @hyperionman420
      @hyperionman420 5 років тому +9

      @@lowkeymd put the word(s) you want to change in the middle of two underscores. Like _this_.

  • @tankhankeress4685
    @tankhankeress4685 4 роки тому +56

    Happy 50th birthday king 👑 R.I.P. Patrice O’Neal

  • @The-Dom
    @The-Dom 4 роки тому +163

    Patrice is so funny, he's other comedians best material.

  • @QuietVillain
    @QuietVillain 5 років тому +835

    The Patrice fans still loud on the internet!!

  • @Moncters
    @Moncters 5 років тому +540

    Patrice had the greatest laugh of all time. It brings me joy during dark times.

    • @Reformsqua
      @Reformsqua 5 років тому +3

      Bill Burr described it like a siren

    • @jonathandorozowsky4005
      @jonathandorozowsky4005 5 років тому +4

      I've often thought that if I had about a dozen wishes, somewhere near number 12 would be to make Patrice O'Neal laugh.

    • @CybrosisEvolved
      @CybrosisEvolved 5 років тому

      Joe's is good too.

    • @TheHIGHSTREET
      @TheHIGHSTREET 5 років тому

      ua-cam.com/video/r6PCXF2NfMg/v-deo.html His Best Laugh lol

    • @craighicksartwork
      @craighicksartwork 5 років тому +8

      Bobo getting a hard-on on O&A and Patrice's reaction is a genuine depression killer. His presence alone is beyond comparison.

  • @jkornj2011
    @jkornj2011 4 роки тому +407

    Phone book hits the floor
    Kevin: what was that?
    Patrice Lamombuh O'neal: read it there's better material in it than what you just said!
    🤣🤣🤣
    R.I.P. brother

  • @willingvessel87
    @willingvessel87 4 роки тому +84

    “You got here two days ago! You helped put the lamp on the Statue of Liberty” Patrice to Nick Di Palo on him being Italian 😂

    • @enrimich64
      @enrimich64 3 роки тому +6

      “THANKS FOR SPAGHETTI NICK!”

    • @subzfit
      @subzfit 3 роки тому

      Lmfao!!

  • @TalkingThrones
    @TalkingThrones 5 років тому +1645

    I think I have listened to every second of Patrice audio on UA-cam at least five times.. He was the best. It's a damn shame he died right before Podcasting exploded. He would have one of the top Podcasts today. He was born for "radio."

    • @luisjacome5359
      @luisjacome5359 3 роки тому +10

      With todays movement he would've been cancelled :(

    • @Canna_Berlin_420
      @Canna_Berlin_420 3 роки тому +6

      Would have been the elephant in the room again. Great self description

    • @WaRLoKWYATT
      @WaRLoKWYATT 3 роки тому +6

      And you barely ever heard Patrice talk about Kevin Hart, yet Kevin acts like they were best friends. Weird.

    • @WaRLoKWYATT
      @WaRLoKWYATT 3 роки тому +3

      @Sean O’ Deli That's also why he was so great. He never cucked out to the man like Kevin Hart did.

    • @jonnyhatter35
      @jonnyhatter35 3 роки тому +8

      dude I hadn't thought about that. That's so true. He would have been podcast royalty. Holy shit. What a shame! RIP

  • @fernandoo4001
    @fernandoo4001 5 років тому +1516

    Patrice O'NEAL WAS NOT A COMEDIAN, BUT A PHILOSOPHER PIMP. BLACK PHILLIP GENERALS SALUTE!!!!!!!

    • @Black_Phillip_Goat
      @Black_Phillip_Goat 4 роки тому +10

      “Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?”

    • @pawel5218
      @pawel5218 4 роки тому +2

      Good ol big black daddy dick!

    • @Sam-um9nu
      @Sam-um9nu 4 роки тому +1

      they intersect perfectly

    • @urekmazino6800
      @urekmazino6800 4 роки тому +4

      Will never forget him!

    • @jbbolts
      @jbbolts 4 роки тому +4

      Patrice was a living legend ... still a legend

  • @user-ix6ki1ng7j
    @user-ix6ki1ng7j 3 роки тому +379

    Patrice should have thrown a phone book down from Heaven during Kevin's last special 😭

  • @extragirth64
    @extragirth64 4 роки тому +237

    Patrice did not die, he's just not on our level.

    • @jessdckey7712
      @jessdckey7712 4 роки тому +6

      Calm down

    • @Sam-um9nu
      @Sam-um9nu 4 роки тому +2

      he may return...

    • @jessdckey7712
      @jessdckey7712 4 роки тому +2

      We will probably be able to bring him back to life some day. But a lot of you are going to get that dismissive look from him when he finds out that you thought he could save us from raping aka me too. He'd go home with a warm feeling in his heart after knowing that we thought this much about him. Poor lil fellar always seemed like he thought the public and the industry rejected him. I didn't know him but i!m an old school O and A guy, and I'm sure a good chunk of the people on this thread also were. But anyway, that makes me feel like I I got a small glimpse into his life. Not to mention all that stories that webe heard from his peers and associates. What I gathered was that Patrice loved his fans and truly hated club owners network executives, promoters etc. I just recall how he we graciously thank a caller on O and A when they said his recent show was good. Your death hurt us all. RIP Lil Kev.

    • @xervia3032
      @xervia3032 4 роки тому

      extragirth64 I wholeheartedly agree. I like that. 😍

  • @briandavis55
    @briandavis55 5 років тому +376

    The fact that Patrice and lil Kev graduated from the same class says a lot about him. The phone book shit is brutal and hilarious.

    • @peacheskong2245
      @peacheskong2245 5 років тому +13

      I really do not understand 0the hate people give Kevin. I've always liked his work and now he has given us his work ethic to admire. It's just his divorce etc that I find to be very sad... Where I think they should have fought for their marriage. I feel like Kev did get caught up in there and just gave up... Anyhows.. He's also one of the few to mention Patrice like this.

    • @briandavis55
      @briandavis55 5 років тому +5

      @@peacheskong2245 listen to the Opie and Anthony segment where Patrice talks about Tracy Morgan and black guys owing the establishment. It'll come full circle for you. The man was a prophet.

    • @peacheskong2245
      @peacheskong2245 4 роки тому +1

      @@briandavis55 I'll try to find it and listen up

  • @theylied1776
    @theylied1776 5 років тому +529

    Once every couple of months I'll listen to Patrice O'Neal's old routines.

    • @ragnokulfbhert
      @ragnokulfbhert 5 років тому +9

      I listened to Elephant in the Room again right after the podcast ended. Was surprised it was still selling for $7.99 but worth it

    • @MrSkinnyWhale
      @MrSkinnyWhale 5 років тому +1

      Well it's not like he's got any new ones

    • @quincyhines8092
      @quincyhines8092 5 років тому +1

      Yessirrrr i do the same.

    • @ag3957
      @ag3957 5 років тому +1

      Baby on a keychain!

    • @theylied1776
      @theylied1776 5 років тому +4

      @TheTimbalanders Elephant in the Room is flawless and it's an Hour and Seventeen Minutes. It's one part routine and one part stream of consciousness. And it all goes together seamlessly. You don't get any better than that. As any comedian will tell you most comics have only a solid 30 minute at best.

  • @mc9828
    @mc9828 4 роки тому +36

    Seeing them cry laughing does my soul so right

  • @jmela13
    @jmela13 4 роки тому +38

    Patrice O’Neal on Infowars with Alex Jones was a priceless interview.

    • @snakethepeg7828
      @snakethepeg7828 3 роки тому +1

      Thanks for the recommendation

    • @jmela13
      @jmela13 3 роки тому

      @@snakethepeg7828 no problem

  • @MrOasis316
    @MrOasis316 5 років тому +685

    I miss Patrice O’Neil. Thankfully there is endless of his brilliance on the O&A show I still find new funny shit from him on that show today.

    • @bsjett
      @bsjett 5 років тому +24

      There's a 13 hour compilation of just Patrice and O&A/Jimmy Norton talking about movies. Just movies. And that's just one tiny chunk of the Patrice/O&A content on YT. Super thankful that that laugh's not lost.

    • @mela3889
      @mela3889 5 років тому +19

      Facts "Black Phillip" for life

    • @Wise__guy
      @Wise__guy 5 років тому +2

      Dunno about endless

    • @tmob_leeroy550
      @tmob_leeroy550 5 років тому +2

      @@bsjett That last sentence was beautiful man

    • @oghaze9318
      @oghaze9318 5 років тому +8

      Bruh the O&A show was savage asf 😂😂 dudes would get sued to death in today's social media climate

  • @kinggodtravis
    @kinggodtravis 5 років тому +1383

    Joe believe in magic...I almost died laughing 😂😂😂

    • @clashman7950
      @clashman7950 5 років тому +40

      Same here man, that was such a perfect moment for that too.😂

    • @Eljoker-sl7wy
      @Eljoker-sl7wy 5 років тому +1

      Look into it

    • @Blunt3021
      @Blunt3021 5 років тому +62

      The actual quote was “Joe believe in magic, Joe be manifesting shit”.
      Still cracks me to this day 😂😂

    • @Pelon1027
      @Pelon1027 5 років тому +22

      78755477 78755477 the quote was “Joe is magical and he likes magical shit”

    • @kinggodtravis
      @kinggodtravis 5 років тому +7

      @@Blunt3021 😒 ok but I was speaking in reference to what part made "me" laugh.

  • @tdan86
    @tdan86 4 роки тому +56

    Even stories of him make me truly laugh out loud.. what a man RIP

  • @bengoldman4595
    @bengoldman4595 4 роки тому +40

    Patrice was maybe the funniest and wisest comic I ever saw. Miss him dearly.

  • @DursunX
    @DursunX 5 років тому +405

    i love how Kevin speaks about Patrice *like hes here and never left*
    💙😏

    • @TheAceKannon
      @TheAceKannon 4 роки тому +12

      Dursun Sahin that’s real family love man.

    • @tylerkushuba7836
      @tylerkushuba7836 3 роки тому +1

      I don’t trust that smirk what’s that about

    • @DursunX
      @DursunX 3 роки тому +4

      @@tylerkushuba7836 if you gonna mistrust people because of a smile, you gonna be dissapointed in life 🤦🏻‍♂️
      *dont be such a loser please

  • @hateisasignofenvy651
    @hateisasignofenvy651 5 років тому +746

    🤣Now I'm bout to go on another Patrice UA-cam binge

    • @davidbanuelos2177
      @davidbanuelos2177 5 років тому +7

      1000000000000%

    • @tiktokgirl007
      @tiktokgirl007 5 років тому +7

      200000000000000%

    • @antoniowilson1696
      @antoniowilson1696 5 років тому +3

      HATE is a sign of ENVY same here

    • @veveomi
      @veveomi 5 років тому +1

      If you like patrice.. Go to the guy he got the courage to make jokes freely from... Corey Holcomb... The real Goat

    • @juanmendez911
      @juanmendez911 5 років тому

      Omw

  • @rhino3784
    @rhino3784 3 роки тому +40

    If Patrice was alive during the podcast era, I think he could've been bigger than Joe.

  • @iciuirisieid
    @iciuirisieid 4 роки тому +131

    If you are looking for a mark of a true comedian this is it. Making two other good comedians laugh until their eyes water. RIP Patrice O'Neal

    • @jtp1389
      @jtp1389 11 місяців тому +3

      Where are the two good comedians you're talking about?

  • @bafeink2
    @bafeink2 5 років тому +337

    To this day i listen to old O&A episodes on a weekly basis, wishing he was still alive.

    • @rooksdoubleohseven9919
      @rooksdoubleohseven9919 5 років тому +20

      Can't forget The Black Phillip Show too. Patrice drops so much knowledge on it.

    • @cynthiadiaz2343
      @cynthiadiaz2343 5 років тому

      Ditto.

    • @Omoiyari23
      @Omoiyari23 5 років тому +1

      yuuup

    • @pogothebear6808
      @pogothebear6808 5 років тому +12

      If I could, I would donate ten years of my life to have him back for 10.

    • @rapidashingfrog6946
      @rapidashingfrog6946 5 років тому +6

      Has your wishing worked? If it does hes gonna laught at your face and call you a dumb ass for kissing a dead mans ass.

  • @TomKimber45
    @TomKimber45 5 років тому +1214

    Patrice telling Joe Derosa that his father never had a heart to heart with him because his hand would just slide off his no-shoulders

    • @hmackprotection1
      @hmackprotection1 5 років тому +27

      Tom Kay 😂😂 Hilarious as fuk man Lmao

    • @Cheek1969
      @Cheek1969 4 роки тому +110

      He said once to a guy " what natural disaster did you lose your shoulders in "

    • @kyser3ify
      @kyser3ify 4 роки тому +3

      I love he

    • @Jeffemcd08
      @Jeffemcd08 4 роки тому +3

      The ant Patrice and joe shows were amazing

    • @justindalenichols1986
      @justindalenichols1986 4 роки тому +16

      Joe derosa can’t wear backpacks lol.

  • @ricklime5392
    @ricklime5392 Рік тому +46

    Funny as hell, had me crying. RIP, Patreeky, you are sorely missed.

  • @American_Indian_man
    @American_Indian_man 5 років тому +103

    "Joe believe in magic"!!!! Lmfaooooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!!!

    • @qubeh1203
      @qubeh1203 5 років тому +8

      sounded just like patrice, too, was exactly what he said.

    • @aminali3884
      @aminali3884 4 роки тому +3

      I dont understand the joke help

  • @jimmyjimjims7483
    @jimmyjimjims7483 5 років тому +156

    Patrice ALWAYS made the O&A show incredible, miss him so much

    • @tupd
      @tupd 5 років тому +1

      ive always hated those styles of shows, it gets boring and uniteresting and repetitive as fuck to me. Ive listend to countless hours of O&A because of Patrice.

    • @kevjohn2006
      @kevjohn2006 5 років тому

      @@tupd and now a bunch of new people might listen to it as well, because of this boring and uninteresting and repetitive clip.

  • @daneyan1985
    @daneyan1985 5 років тому +310

    I remember Patrice as one of the haters in the Player Haters Ball, Chappelles show skits. Hilarious man.

    • @cynthiadiaz2343
      @cynthiadiaz2343 5 років тому +22

      "You look like a Compton Eskimo "

    • @yungjj84
      @yungjj84 5 років тому +9

      @@cynthiadiaz2343 "Yo bitches look like a Skittles box"

    • @robertnicholls9917
      @robertnicholls9917 5 років тому +8

      That's how I got turned on to him. It was a short part but something about him shouting, you corny, made me laugh hard. I looked for him after that.

    • @AltCTRLF8
      @AltCTRLF8 5 років тому +8

      watch the clip again...”Pit Bull - most likely to gain weight and die”
      :(

    • @joshlewis575
      @joshlewis575 4 роки тому +3

      Pitbull woof

  • @frankpumpkin2350
    @frankpumpkin2350 5 років тому +56

    Patrice O Neal was one of the most ruthless honest and funny guys who do comedy right. He had the gift only few do

  • @simonlloyd7557
    @simonlloyd7557 2 роки тому +10

    Burr and O'Neal roasting each other was absolutely devasting...some of the wittiest, most savage humour I've ever heard...and the more brutal they go, the deeper the love.

  • @MissionMike
    @MissionMike 5 років тому +271

    Patrice is the greatest of all time. When I was younger I would die laughing at his comedy. As I got older, I was taking notes from his wisdom.

  • @buscapee
    @buscapee 5 років тому +360

    RIP Black Phillip. Double salute

    • @719Flowers
      @719Flowers 5 років тому +19

      “Bitch betta have my money 🙌 ahhhh shiit” that intro was perfect for the show haha

    • @geensloth911
      @geensloth911 5 років тому +7

      Who had the herpes??

    • @aramkennard1044
      @aramkennard1044 5 років тому +3

      "I told my girl she's the fourth most important thing in the life... It was me, my career, my Mother, and then her! She only thinks she knows shit, 'cause I tell her shit! I think my girl in my life, is worth three bitches now!"

  • @scottfennell6568
    @scottfennell6568 5 років тому +17

    I still listen to Patrice debating what's a sport on O&A to this day. I kept the XM subscription just because of him. I remember I couldn't stop listening when he was on. RIP Patrice, the man brought so much real humor to the world.

  • @MrExodus
    @MrExodus 5 років тому +28

    I'm so happy Patrice is being kept alive by these stories and the great people that upload the hours upon hours of Patrice Oneal spots on O&A.

  • @diablito118
    @diablito118 5 років тому +85

    Joe rogan and kevin hart. Thank you for remembering Patrice for what he was. Thank you for giving him credit where credit it's due. And you can tell kevin hart missed patrice when he spoke of him and his anecdotes. Rogan just stood listening and laughing know what patrice was. Thank you guys. Rip patrice . love you guys no homo

  • @DannyXXXXX
    @DannyXXXXX 5 років тому +275

    Patrice O'Neal was the funniest man of all time.

    • @TempeSoldier123
      @TempeSoldier123 5 років тому +1

      TheGuyWithTaste Dan ever heard of a guy named Richard Pryor?

    • @youwouldntgetit2618
      @youwouldntgetit2618 5 років тому +17

      TempeSoldier123 meh, overrated.

    • @BigHank75
      @BigHank75 5 років тому +6

      @@youwouldntgetit2618 I like Patrice more, but Pryor is far from overrated

    • @youwouldntgetit2618
      @youwouldntgetit2618 5 років тому +4

      ActionHank75 When he talks about animals and talks like one, I pretty much check out on his routines.
      To me Chris rock is the best and Patrice is high on my list.

    • @floydharrison2000
      @floydharrison2000 5 років тому +1

      hes worked his way into my top 5

  • @OfficeHanchoBoxing
    @OfficeHanchoBoxing 4 роки тому +741

    I feel like Chapelle's recent show was almost like a tribute to Patrice . Patrice and Dave come from virtually the same cloth (comedian/philosopher) when it comes to having a no filter towards any topic. When Patrice passed away there was not a comedian who was putting on big specials/ out in the public making people laugh with that type of comedy , besides Dave whom was retired at the time. Dave's return was def a a tribute to those type of comedians who passed on or has left the game because of the social problems in America.

    • @justinb8394
      @justinb8394 4 роки тому +5

      OfficeHanchoBoxing i had a similar crafted thought watching it as well

    • @johnmejia1468
      @johnmejia1468 3 роки тому +4

      Which Chappelle special are we talking about? Sticks and stones?

    • @josueguillen5053
      @josueguillen5053 3 роки тому +40

      I actually think bill burr carry’s more of patrice’s weight in jokes, I think they were friends longer so that’s prolly why.

    • @DapBino
      @DapBino 3 роки тому +8

      Patrice was on a different level

    • @KennyJ702
      @KennyJ702 3 роки тому +9

      @@DapBino I agree I wish Patrice had more stand up specials.

  • @JeffOehlsen
    @JeffOehlsen 4 роки тому +20

    I was devastated when Patrice died. I just found him, and then a few years later, he was gone. He was so right on about so much. Rest in Peace Patrice.

  • @ajl.2638
    @ajl.2638 5 років тому +50

    I listen to the Black Phillip Show almost on a daily basis. Patrice was incredibly insightful, there are situations where a caller says one sentence and Patrice already has him figured out. He was philosopher first, comedian second. I wish he was around to spread wisdom to the new generations.

  • @johnlee813
    @johnlee813 5 років тому +190

    this is funnier than his netflix special

    • @Mannyiwlf
      @Mannyiwlf 4 роки тому

      johnlee813 facts of life

  • @LuG8911
    @LuG8911 4 роки тому +8

    Listening to this feels like I'm listening to old stories of an uncle that everyone in the family loved

  • @markporter1901
    @markporter1901 5 років тому +29

    I shared a bill with Patrice at the Comedy Store in London.
    I was the open spot and he blew my mind. He was a delivery masterclass.

  • @goldencheese7247
    @goldencheese7247 5 років тому +295

    I think this is the hardest I've seen Joe laugh in a while!

    • @bgro510
      @bgro510 5 років тому +4

      GoldenCheese watch the Alex Jones and Eddie Bravo podcast. Soooo good

    • @simplychaff1875
      @simplychaff1875 5 років тому +35

      This and when he fell off his chair after Alex’s “I’m kind of retarded” lol

    • @matthewhorizon6050
      @matthewhorizon6050 5 років тому +7

      @@simplychaff1875
      Alex cried over the death of his English children from 17th century. That was some of the craziest shit I ever heard 😂

    • @drvnofficial
      @drvnofficial 5 років тому

      Genuinely

  • @PlowThePow
    @PlowThePow 5 років тому +105

    I wish they talked about Patrice for hours

    • @mhs1983
      @mhs1983 5 років тому +3

      You and I both..

  • @montshioasda7610
    @montshioasda7610 4 роки тому +12

    Bill said “where is the punch line!”🤣🤣

  • @trumanentertainment6886
    @trumanentertainment6886 3 роки тому +31

    I’m laughing and crying at the same time. We miss you Patrice❤️

  • @amanuelkassa6719
    @amanuelkassa6719 5 років тому +152

    Patrice and Norm Macdonald are two of the most brilliant comedians to ever live. It’s just too sad they don’t get the recognition they deserve.

  • @emergencybearcedures4494
    @emergencybearcedures4494 5 років тому +155

    One of the funniest things I ever heard was when Patrice was on tough crowd. He was sitting next to Jim Norton. And Jim was going off. Patrice turned to him and said “shut up you white shelless turtle”. I cried laughing. How funny and accurate depiction of Jim Norton. I would encourage everyone to listen to his black dr Phil recordings. Hilarious.

    • @wh1ttle1
      @wh1ttle1 5 років тому +23

      "Norton fills the shape of whatever container you put him in"

    • @cynthiadiaz2343
      @cynthiadiaz2343 5 років тому +4

      @@wh1ttle1 That was one of the biggest laughs in my life :)

    • @dankburrito4219
      @dankburrito4219 5 років тому +2

      No, his best description of Norton was "Jimmy is shaped like any container you pour him in."

    • @nomex8461
      @nomex8461 5 років тому +1

      Wasn't that Ben Bailey (cash cab) during the Patrice O'Neal roast?

    • @ZacSaleski
      @ZacSaleski 5 років тому +1

      Emergency Bearcedures
      Jim Norton: there’s nothing worse than a black nerd.
      Patrice O’Neal: except for a white shelless turtle
      😂😂one of my favorites

  • @KerkinWayno
    @KerkinWayno 5 років тому +19

    “Joe floats in mid air in the Buddha position “ ~Patrice O’Neal 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @geoffehresman2220
    @geoffehresman2220 5 років тому +87

    listening to Patrice on Opie & Anthony is the greatest gift nowadays

    • @hmackprotection1
      @hmackprotection1 5 років тому +1

      Yoff So True

    • @jimmy.ptoons
      @jimmy.ptoons 4 роки тому +3

      I agree man. I'm making animations of it.

    • @Tes-qe1jc
      @Tes-qe1jc 4 роки тому +1

      Jimmy. P Toons thank you man. I'd love to watch it.

    • @jimmy.ptoons
      @jimmy.ptoons 4 роки тому +1

      @@Tes-qe1jc check em out on my channel

    • @TheChugg11
      @TheChugg11 4 роки тому

      Yoff
      His Lady Gaga piss take is a thing of beauty...

  • @thatboylazo
    @thatboylazo 5 років тому +108

    So sad Patrice didn’t live long enough to be a guest on Joe Rogan’s podcast. It’s almost criminal it wasn’t able to happen.

    • @titaniumslug
      @titaniumslug 5 років тому +9

      Yeah definitely. If he had done JRE I Imagine it would have been a similar thing to his appearance on Marc Maron's podcast. So at least we have that.

    • @veveomi
      @veveomi 5 років тому

      Corey Holcomb.. Is the Goat.. He taught patrice

    • @thatboylazo
      @thatboylazo 5 років тому +5

      Chris Lander lol, Corey wouldn’t even agree to that smh.

    • @peacheskong2245
      @peacheskong2245 5 років тому

      He would have destroyed him😂😂

    • @unclejimmyray
      @unclejimmyray 5 років тому +1

      If Joe had him on once, he woulda had him on 5 more times. Woulda been EPIC...

  • @bucksatanII
    @bucksatanII 4 роки тому +14

    Patrice's story of the guy knocking on his window at a rest stop is one of the funniest stories ever
    "Its cold outside"
    "Well, go inside!"
    Miss you Patrice

  • @xxblackcrown6872
    @xxblackcrown6872 3 роки тому +9

    Patrice making people laugh even in death,
    rip legend 😭

  • @Gaolii
    @Gaolii 5 років тому +25

    Elephant in the Room is literally a top 5 all-time standup special. You cannot name 6, hour-long specials funnier than that special.

    • @tbg_dies_1st494
      @tbg_dies_1st494 5 років тому

      It’s one of the best I ever heard or saw.

    • @aarong.2545
      @aarong.2545 5 років тому +9

      Natalieee Hallowayyyy, that annngelllllllllll!!!

    • @jeremiaha5167
      @jeremiaha5167 5 років тому +4

      It is your... Responsibility!

    • @AltCTRLF8
      @AltCTRLF8 5 років тому +1

      NATALIE HOLLOWAY!!!

    • @Gaolii
      @Gaolii 5 років тому +4

      Thats what you get for sending your son out here with some killers ... take his socks man

  • @metalmayhem3622
    @metalmayhem3622 5 років тому +1280

    Kevin Hart's cross-eyed midget joke made me laugh.
    Patrice said on an episode of The Green Room, that true comedy is when half the crowd is laughing, and the other half is horrified.

    • @yalltrippin5193
      @yalltrippin5193 4 роки тому +26

      I agree that joke was hilarious 🤣

    • @KerkinWayno
      @KerkinWayno 4 роки тому +86

      Patrice also said when he bombs he doesn’t try to win the crowd back. He says power corrupts and they (crowd) won’t help you but throw dirt on your face. He says his philosophy was to bomb harder “Everyone else in the room has to die” 😂😂😂

    • @hmackprotection1
      @hmackprotection1 4 роки тому +3

      Wayno Soze Pure Greatness

    • @MrVvulf
      @MrVvulf 3 роки тому +5

      Wasn't that the same panel show Patrice was on and Roseanne Barr told about her Nazi cookies skit? Roseanne is one of the few authentic female comedians, with the right amount of don't give a...

    • @metalmayhem3622
      @metalmayhem3622 3 роки тому +3

      @@MrVvulf That's the one. I gained a lot of respect for her during that.

  • @christianrendon2793
    @christianrendon2793 5 років тому +21

    Will always be the GOAT. I'm so happy that comedians are keeping his memory alive even still. Legends never die. RIP Patrice.

  • @xuxushushu
    @xuxushushu 4 роки тому +11

    There will never be better than Patrice he was brilliant

  • @dalisllama
    @dalisllama 5 років тому +40

    Of all the comedians that have passed in my lifetime, Patrice still seems alive to me. His energy is, literally, larger-than-life.

  • @kevingebhard23
    @kevingebhard23 5 років тому +24

    I miss Patrice O'Neal, still watch his stuff every week. RIP Patrice

  • @ArtSchoolParis
    @ArtSchoolParis 4 роки тому +72

    "Joe believe in Magic" - Black Phillip

  • @GlennTwiddle1
    @GlennTwiddle1 4 роки тому +9

    One of the greatest tragedies in all of history is never to get a JRE episode with Patrice O'Neal !!
    Greatest of all time

  • @silentsage7830
    @silentsage7830 5 років тому +182

    JOE BELIEVE IN MAGIC!

  • @dickhearne
    @dickhearne 5 років тому +34

    Patrice O’Neal “Your favorite comics favorite comic”

  • @willville101
    @willville101 4 роки тому +64

    I have alot of love for Patrice O Neal. Elephant in the room was perfect timing because of the election jokes. No one was making Obama jokes and it was great to hear because of it's timing. Top shelf white woman is a permanent part of my vocabulary 😂

  • @zaqqaz
    @zaqqaz Рік тому +18

    Patrice is a legend gone too early.

    • @andremotivation6561
      @andremotivation6561 Рік тому +2

      Way too early..I could see him making his rounds with all these podcast now..😆

  • @Kit_XIV
    @Kit_XIV 5 років тому +23

    There's no one that can make me laugh harder than Patrice O'neal does to this day. Rest in power big man.

    • @EstablishedHeritage
      @EstablishedHeritage 2 роки тому

      Bill Bur!? 🤔🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @bikezthenightstalker.3134
      @bikezthenightstalker.3134 2 роки тому

      He just told you. Patrice.. Dave is funnier than bill but it’s Dave. Bill is top 10 funniest of all time though. I’m talking Robin Williams, Jim Carrey, Richard prior, Dave, Chris rock, etc bill is in there..

  • @cynthiadiaz2343
    @cynthiadiaz2343 5 років тому +142

    Patrice was the funniest human I've ever heard. I don't say that lightly.

    • @bryanbill3692
      @bryanbill3692 5 років тому +1

      Ditto

    • @khabirhassien
      @khabirhassien 5 років тому +1

      Definitely

    • @veveomi
      @veveomi 5 років тому

      @@bryanbill3692 corey Holcomb way better.. He taught patrice too

    • @veveomi
      @veveomi 5 років тому

      Right after corey Holcomb

    • @josephmyers5057
      @josephmyers5057 5 років тому

      Patrice WAS amazing. But Norm McDonald is effortless for real.

  • @vincentburke4855
    @vincentburke4855 Рік тому +2

    Fuck that we needed Patrice authentic as anyone ever

  • @jawayne224
    @jawayne224 4 роки тому +9

    This is one of the funniest interviews I've ever seen😂😂😂.. I'm in tears

  • @Pivotist
    @Pivotist 5 років тому +76

    Even beyond his grave he gives us joy and laughter, even for a minute.. Comedy ain't the same without you but Patrice's voice will live on for the rest of time. Rest in peace Big Pimping..

    • @mturker100
      @mturker100 5 років тому

      I swear to god if this gets a single downvote...

  • @dmrc43
    @dmrc43 5 років тому +45

    Rip Patrice, one of the greatest comedians and just a funny person to listen to.

  • @saddiqga
    @saddiqga 5 років тому +3

    Patrice is my favorite comic, I still listen to his material and I've known about him since the early 2000's

  • @Jma557
    @Jma557 4 роки тому +7

    Patrice oneal used to make me laugh hysterically. Dude was so funny. Definitely miss him .

  • @dragonfly4484
    @dragonfly4484 5 років тому +94

    RIP Patrice .... Gosh I miss that dude. He wouldn't have gave in to this PC world we live in . dude was so real

    • @andrewballetto7641
      @andrewballetto7641 5 років тому +1

      He was a FORCE !!

    • @Flipstylee6
      @Flipstylee6 5 років тому +1

      His angle on this level of stupidity that has become would be from out of nowhere. I'm missing the things i never could have imagined; And it was brilliant and he did it through a logical lens.

  • @eyezwideopen7590
    @eyezwideopen7590 5 років тому +144

    "IM BETTER THAN YOU"! *Patrice ONeal

  • @JIANYM36
    @JIANYM36 4 роки тому +8

    FULLY AGREE. PATRICE WAS ONE OF A KIND. THE BEST....RIP

  • @angogobloggian6355
    @angogobloggian6355 5 років тому +2

    There's nothing better than listening to Patrice and Anthony go back and fourth on the old O&A clips

  • @Gh0s7R1pp3R
    @Gh0s7R1pp3R 5 років тому +57

    I'm from Bulgaria and even i Know Patrice o neal. Hes an absolute Legend (hes the first black guy I saw and he was funny as hell)

    • @tbg_dies_1st494
      @tbg_dies_1st494 5 років тому +11

      You always invited to the cookout brotha.

    • @bartholomewlyons
      @bartholomewlyons 5 років тому +2

      Im also from a shit country and I know all of them well, cause you just should.
      Listen to the Black Phillip show

    • @kevinjohnson7300
      @kevinjohnson7300 5 років тому +1

      You just earned a pass, thats like seeing a unicorn or some shit

    • @Silenciobob
      @Silenciobob 5 років тому +2

      First black guy you saw ever?

    • @Gh0s7R1pp3R
      @Gh0s7R1pp3R 5 років тому +1

      @@Silenciobob Yes. We had 0 black people in the old communist republics and we had 2 TV channels with movies from russia mostly. When the western media came in it was all white people. I didnt have internet until i was 18 in 205 which was when I found comedy because I was interested in Acting

  • @grungecrunge
    @grungecrunge 5 років тому +24

    It's so cool to see Kevin talk about Patrice. I learned of Patrice from old O&A clips. He was such an intelligent and observant man, and a fierce individual.

  • @jedizo2091
    @jedizo2091 5 років тому +7

    Patrice O'neal hands down is still to this date my all time favorite comedian, so wise, so funny, so real. RIP black Phillip the king of comedy.

  • @a.d.l.s9957
    @a.d.l.s9957 5 років тому +19

    The world needs Patrice O'Neal right now to shine some light on this modern day shit. His perspective would be priceless.... 😣😣😣 We lost a real one.

  • @ibladesi
    @ibladesi 5 років тому +11

    I love Patrice O'Neal. I'm so happy Kevin Hart mentioned him. Every bit of Patrice content is gold and to be cherished

  • @dricard8361
    @dricard8361 5 років тому +22

    Patrice has been my favorite comedian for the past few years now. He definitely influences my thought process & attitude. RIP to the greatest (in my opinion).

  • @feni007
    @feni007 5 років тому +15

    In the event someone here doesn't know much about Patrice, look up "Patrice O-Neal- -If your girlfriend left- what would you miss". It's easily my favorite Patrice clip. The full video on it is just as amazing too.
    Patrice is the only person I've ever respected, he's just so real and downright hilarious.

  • @stemid85
    @stemid85 4 роки тому +13

    This needs to be a JRE Toon.

  • @chriscee3981
    @chriscee3981 5 років тому +146

    Picked up some serious life game from Patrice videos

    • @tupd
      @tupd 5 років тому +11

      you aint lying. Not to go too deep but growing up without a father Patrice put me on game that I realized thats the type of shit a good father would tell and teach his son.

    • @joepearson279
      @joepearson279 5 років тому +1

      Word is bond

    • @craighicksartwork
      @craighicksartwork 5 років тому

      He was the people's relationship psychologist.

    • @joemanning8059
      @joemanning8059 5 років тому

      Word