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@@madspunch what's funny is shows like Family Guy and South park never get accused of such things and yet those shows are largely based around making fun of anything and everything.
Not just a comedian. Not just a philosopher. The dude was a freaking poet. His utter mastery of the the English language was simply jaw-dropping. Sheer verbal artistry. What a giant talent he had.
I think longer if not as long as portraits have been a thing. I wouldn't say he predicted it but it is a concept you have has evolved. Like how people think the idea of a selfie is weird, while admiring portraits of famous people. The only difference has been the level of accessibility of being that "portrait" has become my accessible. Those famous people paid famous artists do it it, now I have an app that puts my face on those types of images.
I would assume that he could be this direct because there wasn't so much BS about what could be said and how to say it. Now it is almost as if I couldn't call a horse a Freaking HORSE. But the sad thing is the public laugh and all, once home 50% of the said public will have forgotten every educational subtility in the comedy. We live in a sad, sad world. And it is just getting worse and worse.
@Stig Weard you're delusional. The conservatives today are the same conservatives of 90s, but even more extreme. Same position on religion, on culture and everything. Last time I checked it's the conservatives trying to limit what people can believe in, who they marry, where they can live and identify themselves as.
In here u better say "Imma huge fan as I'm a huge fan" even though your phrase still correct.. The (A) Here much important, it completes the artistic, aesthetic literature of the phrase...simply said: it's its Beauty! ☺✌💚
There are 'comedians' whom I really like to hear talk, Carlin is one of them. He did comedy in it's purest form. I just hoped people would not be so fucking blind to the information available nowadays. So much stuff available and yet most of us learn from the shittiest stuff. Instead of watching news I'd rather watch this, old school music, other type of information channels, mostly related to philosophy, life and nature/animals, and the feeling is hard to explain: you kinda feel more at peace with yourself and feel better, while most look at you crazy for being different. If you feel you got the 'intelligence' and determination for it, search for knowledge. Being open minded and searching for your own path and knowledge is against most of today's societies.
This is not comedy though. I would really like to meet someone who thinks this is funny. What kind of sad boring shithead does it take to think this is funny... on second thought, maybe I wouldn't like to meet them.
"Does experience really have to be documented? Are people's lives so bankrupt they sit at home looking at things they already did?" I feel like George's head would explode from today's social media culture.
I was thinking that too and now im disgusted with myself for judging those fuckers and realising I am one of those fuckers. Sorry George ive let you down hahaha
Twitter and Instagram would have given him so much material it would have caved in and killed him. Imagine Carlin looking at Instagram. Especially after just watching his dissertation on a Cam Corder.
@@terrycook5248 Not really. I think cancel culture is dying. Besides back in the day there were a lot of protesters, and he still kept doing his thing.
He wouldn´t even need to try hard to write material. I like Ricky Gervais, Louis Ck, Norm McDonald(although he really never talked too much about politics), but let´s be honest, Carlin would have fucking ENDLESS material. He would make fun of society nowadays. It´s insane how he predicted lots of shit. Another thing is that no other comedian has his oratory. Carlin´s oratory is fucking legendary.
@@nickmendoza8878 You're a clear example of not understanding simple comprehension. PPl would cancel him, its 2022 or are you still living in a bubble?
The material, the delivery, the charisma, the vocabulary.. my god the vocabulary are all amazing. His choice of words and mannerisms make this absolutely timeless, added by his genius level intellect to have the foresight to talk about things still relevant decades from then. Wish you were still here George
Ultra, you just find George? Go see ALL HIS STAND Up! You'll appreciate real comedy! Lol, jk I'm being stupid, but Carlin is great! Glad you found him, look up Mitch Hepburn, hes a good one liner stand up!
Alot of us do we just get called crazy at t ge time. Like the time I said Trump was prob gonna run for president. 3 years before he did.. I was laughed at...
He was not educated, not by the system anyway, he dropped out of school in the 9th grade. The intelligence of the man came from having a sharp mind and the ability to see through the bullshit around him.
His material is timeless really, he speaks about underlying truths that have always and will always be true and that is most people are idiots controlled by a small wealthy upperclass. I'm sure he'd rather be dead than be alive now anyway
@@strouty bro don't sit on your high horse and pretend you didn't laugh also. It's perfectly fine to have a sense of humor and laugh at yourself in life. Now you might be right about some of the people in the crowd but certainly not all. Some people don't realize how silly their behaviors and life choices are until a comic like George comes along and shines a light on it from a humorous perspective. ✌🏻
guys like him understood that when a comedian says something specifically to piss people off and people get pissed off, that's the desired result! now when that happens the comedian whines about being "censored" and acts like they're a victim because somebody on twitter told them to go fuck themselves
I'm amused by all the idiots in these Carlin threads who are CONVINCED Carlin would've loved trump. It's genuinely funny. Apparently they've never actually LISTENED to Carlin. They just think "har har he's mean just like me har har." No thought whatsoever to the substance of his anger. Idiots.
I still remember being a teenager back in the 90s watching George. He had a profound impact on my world view, one that still holds true today. At first, he was just a man that made me laugh, but very soon after he became so much more.. a man that made me think.
Millennials, lol! He was decades ahead of all others. When your older/know life better, you'll realize his incredible genius. Check back to Carlin when the world around you becomes very confusing! Now you'll say "He was always on the spot"! A LEGEND WAY AHEAD OF HIS TIMES!
Smartphones at least serve a purpose beyond just recording. I could definitely see him complaining about the pervasiveness of modern technology but I doubt he'd put smartphones on the same level as fucking camcorders. I don't know how he'd feel about Snapchat. On the one hand the pic disappears after you view it so it's very in-the-moment, and it's primarily used for sexting so I doubt he'd have a problem with that. On the other hand, it sort of adds to the shortening attention span of modern times. I think he'd be more likely to make fun of Instagram, which has essentially become the new way of taking pictures of anything and everything.
do you even have any idea how old you sound? '...since it's primarily used for sexting' do you enjoy just perpetuating false bullshit that you have no idea about? that's like the rumor-mill tagline parents used about it when it was still in its infancy stage 4 years ago.
Until someone gets 'offended' enough so that they convince YT that it is 'hate speech' and then it will be banned. .... I can only try to imagine what Carlin would say today about the professional victims that have increased the number of unenlightened.
I always loved George Carlin. George Carlin was the most brilliant and best American comedian of all time, his speech on Cultural Issues from 1996 was pure comedy gold, and George Carlin's specials like Jammin' in New York, Back in Town, and You Are All Diseased from 1992 to 1999 are my absolute favorites.
he already said it. those fucking guys with camcorders skipping life. that shit is still happening but worse. He'd make fun of it the same way everyone else does...bunch of pussies too lazy to live their own lives so sit where the cheetos are close and pretend to have them on their computer.
I don't like it because 26 years and we STILL are having the same fuckin problems. No one learned from this man and applied it to make this country good, and we have the corruption in the open and NO charges or justice. Just the same dumb people he wasted his breath about. He was right, people fuckin suck.
Big Mozzarella Almost like we aren’t special and every generation places blame on the two generations before it. Do the best they can and then eventually they will be the generation being told they didn’t do enough. Especially since every generation has had better medical advancements than the ones before it causing them to stay in the workforce longer. As we begin to live longer we also work longer careers, so people aren’t retiring and “getting out of the way “ for the generation below them to ascend as high as they did until later in their respective careers. It’s happened long enough now for where there’s natural order of when people enter and leave the workforce has skipped a beat and there is a log jam at the top.
I’ve been living in so much depression for decades and I finally listen to a bunch of his sets and I know that I’m right people always said that I’m paranoid. Thank you, George.
He said technology gone berserk. He would've gone on for hours about that today. Technology these days has really gone crazy. People glued to their phones. I know I'm guilty of that.
Everyone says "George is ahead of his time." I tend to think, that the times haven't changed at all, he was just complaining about shit relevant to him at the time, and these things never changed.
Carlin literally joked about things that would happen in the future and he was right. That's extreme intelligence that can't be considered luck. The most intelligent comedian that ever stepped on a stage
People in this time dont have backbones, they just fall into minority groups and bitch till the world has had enough Edit: if you're smart, you won't take this comment seriously or without a grain of sodium chloride
He was big enough at this point in his career that he knew the people in his audience were his crowd, like minded people that came to see him. He talked about this in an interview in 2008, he definitely wasn't talking to his crowd here he loved his audience and loved the validation.
Look up Louis CK 2019. He talks about how people are self-entitled, sensitive and talks about gender neutral, LGBT and today's teens. He's basically like Carlin but obviously not quite as good
Is it weird that I am both amused and utterly depressed watching George now? He had amazing observation skills and truly a gift with language. It sucks that everything he ranted about is now ten times worse
RodHammett95 nahh everyone would be rushing to find his sexual assaults and shits not to mention every word he speaks would be microaggression for SJWs america would ruin him in a second.
with the SJW and PC standards today, he would never be allowed to perform, I mean just look at the comedy shows at the same time as him like Mad TV, can you imagine them being played on TV today and no one calls them out for homophobia, fat shaming, sexism, racism, etc...
''There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress.'' - Mark Twain Within 150-200 years, Carlin will be remembered just as we remember Mark Twain.
George Carlin was the modern day Mark Twain. Highly intelligent and a master observer that knew how to communicate his thoughts that the everyday man could understand.
And he was so far ahead of his time. Imagine him see what people do nowadays with smartphones and selfie sticks after he gave his rant on people with camcorders.
And that people aren't expecting to go home and watch what they film, they're expecting everyone else to and for it to represent who they are as a person. I record, therefore I am.
He was a cynical asshole, but an absolute genius. Also, he was right! A legend who could rant about literally anything, and he’d be right and hilarious to listen to! RIP
@@gustavogamboa4461 okay Gustavo vote for Joe Biden and see what that gets for you you are a sucker if you do that if you were actually illegal legal and you for Joe Biden and see how your well- earned money goes down the toilet and the country goes down the toilet with it then come back and say how happy you are that you voted upon the Democratic line don't be a sucker
I apologize my phone is freaking out on me and I can't use my keyboard there for some things get very distorted because I'm speaking them into the phone so I apologize the whole point I am making is that if you vote for Joe Biden you're going to get something that you really don't want to get be well and strive in life
@@gracjan9555 his 7 words you can't say actually ended up going to Supreme Court. For awhile the FCC was coming down on the tv and radio saying it was illegal. He never actually went to court just his 7 words. They are still teaching about it in the law classes to these days.
Oh I can only imagine the level of public outrage, offence taking, predictable twitter hashtags and/or Instagram posts as people attempt to show to world how morally noble they are
@kris Masterful performance of George Carlin taken from the show "Back in Town", 1996. PS: George is NOT wearing a ponytail in this video, so just STOP this useless 'argument'. Might want to read the description before you make an arse of yourself that think time uploaded to youtube=time of creation. Which would had been a neat trick, having been dead since 2008.
They were given everything (Free college, abundant jobs, cheap abundant housing, PENSIONS), and then voted to take it all away from their children. Sure they were duped by voodoo economics and racism (because they're racist), but they enabled the corporate takeover of American politics and government, the escape from which will take a century barring another true Great Depression or revolution. (that is, if fascism doesn't just up and win in the meanwhile)
Fun fact: George Carlin has a tendency to do bits that still have stunning accuracy almost 30 years after they originally come out, and over 10 years after his death.
@@dr.cheeze5382 I have changed over the last 10 years or so . I now have zero trust in our politicians , big news media , big pharma , scientists ,and billionaires who control us , etc. As George said, F the politicians and stay home (or go fishing as I do) during voting day ! I can hear him screaming from his grave about today's fascist society !
@@dr.cheeze5382 Much of society has changed overall as I see a lot more hatred politically , racially , religiously , medically, scientifically , neighbourly , etc etc. Our world is like a time bomb . I'm happy being born in the 40's and enjoyed the best of times . People were much happier and friendlier . Sorry bud, but society has changed .
Typical Skateboarder I do. Matter of fact I just did. It’s almost 3 am. I just walked by the skaters at the skatepark and walked s neighborhood looking at the architecture. I do that shit all the time
Fuck yea!!! He came to San Diego and I stupidly passed up seeing him live thinking he'd have another tour. Then I remember the day he died. I regret taking his return tour for granted... Badass that you got to see him live, tho! Robin Williams stand-up in person was unbelievable. What year/tour did you see George Carlin in Vegas?
Every time I watch this man I am amazed at how insanely smart he is! Not only is he right 99% of the time, he’s funny while delivering clear messages! One in 100 million GC!!
Some of his jokes give pleasure, since they express our own hidden indignation. His opinion about elections is really ignorant though. If less people vote, that would lead a country toward less freedom.
It's common sense. 95% of people are just selfish and ignorant. It's not that hard to predict that things will go wrong. Just the public is a group of groupthinkers with no individuals
Just when you think he said the best thing you have ever heard in your entire life, he hits you with even a better line. If there is one person in the history of time that I could bring back would be him, what a legend….
We miss you George, you were the GOAT!! I'm greatfull that I was alive to experience your incredible genious! RIP my brother; See you on the other side. ❤
The world needs George right now, more than ever. Since the real thing isn't available someone capable of channeling his inner cynicism needs to emerge.
By the looks of 2024, nothing he was trying to inform us about was taken and used for our betterment. ❤❤❤❤ This includes myself. As I’ve said, always include yourself. Miss this geniu RIP George ❤❤❤❤❤ Thanks for trying.
in my estimation of the landscape of the current cultural perversions, the inability to laugh at ourselves and not become such crybabies over offense that I cannot fathom being of a genuine catastrophy in the daily lives of those who seem to dwell in hypocritical self-righteous via offense and oppression that are not the tragic hell that would warrant the pathetic responses from such people with so much. Everyone can be a victim and everyone is oppressed in some areas of life. In the past you'd either accept this and find your way in spite of this and triumph where you can rather than cry about your damn limitations. There's almost no limitation so great as the ones people impose upon themselves . The delusional culture of all winners and equality is perverse and arrogant beyond belief. If I were raised today I might be so deluded as to believe the NBA was waiting and if I didn't get it it was the fault of others. would I be right? Yes and no, yes because of the lies spewed from adults telling me how great I was at something that I truly exhibit 0 skill or talent in. No because I do believe at some point I should've realized that even though the adults weren't keeping score, which is a lie, that the kids and my peers certainly were. that's the role of comedians, to point out the truly abhorrent nature of our limitations and inherent stupidity without causing sissies to cry and whine, to be the exposers of the truth that is known to all and uttered by few. Without humor we can avoid the truths that are silently known but rarely uttered due to cowardice or fear or resentment. Stereotypes are not racist, the truth is not our enemy, and our failures and even our delusions are just hysterical if we don't take stupid shit so seriously . the west isn't laughing much these days it would seem. to read PC articles condemning comedians to be chastised for not being sensitive is fucked. The jesters in history were above contempt, to see a comedian that's both PC and funny is the antithesis of humor and they will never be great. Trump jokes aren't funny anymore but their PC. White jokes used to be fine but now it's as if all other people are off limits to poke fun at. That's pathetically unfunny. equality eh? how about nothing in jest being off limits with exception of calls to violence and mayhem? This attack on freedom of speech is far worse than we might know if comedians are being deplatformed we are all at seriously great risk of tyranny
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Wow, my first pinned comment!
@@borntogazeintonightskies Damn and this was recent too!
@@borntogazeintonightskies Thank you very much for the time stamps :)
@@Endemion01 😉👍
@@borntogazeintonightskiesThank you for your service. ✌🏼💚
If Carlin was alive today he'd have endless material and packed audiences.
I wish he were
What's cause of death
He would be accused of harassments, disrespect, sexism, racism
@@madspunch what's funny is shows like Family Guy and South park never get accused of such things and yet those shows are largely based around making fun of anything and everything.
@@RobertNES816 thank God! 😁
Carlin wasn't a comedian; he was a philosopher with a sense of humour.
Yes. Carlin seems like a wise soothsayer to us today
Jennifer Cruz exactly how i think of it... i dont like most comedians unless theyre smart
So true! Miss his humor!
I would love to see what he would have to say about now. RIP George, hands one if not the best comedians
He is the most brilliant orator I have ever had the privilege to see speak. I was 17 when I heard this and it truly changed my life.
Not just a comedian. Not just a philosopher. The dude was a freaking poet. His utter mastery of the the English language was simply jaw-dropping. Sheer verbal artistry. What a giant talent he had.
A modern day Bard
You could not be right! Agreed, totally.
Jesus... imagine if he saw America today. The comedy would be gold.
Found the winner. Uhh, someone volunteer with a ouija board.
It wouldn’t even be a standup show he would just rant about America and how lost we are haha
He'd barf
@@elisabetaeross1454 NOT funny. You speak of things you do not understand. Leave spiritualism to the experts, and the Damned.
Warren Nelson And you’re exactly the type of person he makes fun of.
"How can you possibly be nostalgic about something that happened an hour ago" This guy predicted social media. You are missed George.
Amen!😏
*a joke about the nature of pointless memorabilia* tHiS gUY pReDicTeD sOciAL mEdiA
Nailed it !
Right...Can u imagine what GEIRGE would've said about Selfies🤳, Nudes & 🍆·pix📸 🤣✌
I think longer if not as long as portraits have been a thing. I wouldn't say he predicted it but it is a concept you have has evolved. Like how people think the idea of a selfie is weird, while admiring portraits of famous people. The only difference has been the level of accessibility of being that "portrait" has become my accessible. Those famous people paid famous artists do it it, now I have an app that puts my face on those types of images.
I came for the comedy,
Stayed for the TED Talk
TED Stand up
Underrated comment
LOL YES
@shadowbot696 Thank you for wording most Ted talks much better than in capable
George, please come back. 2020 needs you.
An old man complains on stage for 13 minutes and is still funnier than 90% of comedians today. That's how good George Carlin was.
No correction...He is funnier than 100% of comedians today! And probably any ever.
@@PatrickSimpson-nd3er I stand corrected 😆
👏👏👏👏👏 😁😁😁😁😁
Better than Joe Rogan & his count of comedians on earth...
I would assume that he could be this direct because there wasn't so much BS about what could be said and how to say it. Now it is almost as if I couldn't call a horse a Freaking HORSE.
But the sad thing is the public laugh and all, once home 50% of the said public will have forgotten every educational subtility in the comedy. We live in a sad, sad world. And it is just getting worse and worse.
Carlin’s anti-motivated attitude toward motivation books is motivating.
What you did there, I can see it.
probably cost 700 million dollars to the publishing industry. He is a genius.
@@RegularSizeRick ß
Did you know that the dude who uploaded this is in a band called "draconian?" Search up Draconian-Lustrous Heart. They're a pretty cool band.
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My goodness, he would have no shortage of material if he was around in 2020.
Stig Weard as much as I agree he would have backlash, he would have a decent following.
He would never have a shortage of material, no matter what year
@Stig Weard I think there'd be much more conservative than liberal backlash against him. He would constantly shit on Trump.
@Stig Weard you're delusional. The conservatives today are the same conservatives of 90s, but even more extreme. Same position on religion, on culture and everything. Last time I checked it's the conservatives trying to limit what people can believe in, who they marry, where they can live and identify themselves as.
We don't have this type of guys anymore in Europe, since the 80's. He's just a fucking genius...
This isn't comedy, it's 90% constructive criticism and educational. I am huge fan.
His commemorative collection is worth every penny
In here u better say "Imma huge fan as I'm a huge fan" even though your phrase still correct.. The (A) Here much important, it completes the artistic, aesthetic literature of the phrase...simply said: it's its Beauty! ☺✌💚
He is funny though!
Comedy isn't mutually exclusive with sincere social criticism. IMO the greatest comedy is usually simultaneously both. This absolutely is comedy
There are 'comedians' whom I really like to hear talk, Carlin is one of them. He did comedy in it's purest form. I just hoped people would not be so fucking blind to the information available nowadays. So much stuff available and yet most of us learn from the shittiest stuff. Instead of watching news I'd rather watch this, old school music, other type of information channels, mostly related to philosophy, life and nature/animals, and the feeling is hard to explain: you kinda feel more at peace with yourself and feel better, while most look at you crazy for being different. If you feel you got the 'intelligence' and determination for it, search for knowledge. Being open minded and searching for your own path and knowledge is against most of today's societies.
I'm 77 yrs old and this guy always kept me grounded and not feeling alone.
This is pure rage that has been focused, honed, tamed, and willed into eloquent, articulate comedy.
Amen
pent up and refined for decades too
Sounds like my life.
This is not comedy though. I would really like to meet someone who thinks this is funny. What kind of sad boring shithead does it take to think this is funny... on second thought, maybe I wouldn't like to meet them.
@@wokenepali8376 dude where the hell did you come from...what kind of uptight humorless miserable bastard can't hear about 500 people laughing?
"Does experience really have to be documented? Are people's lives so bankrupt they sit at home looking at things they already did?" I feel like George's head would explode from today's social media culture.
I was thinking that too and now im disgusted with myself for judging those fuckers and realising I am one of those fuckers. Sorry George ive let you down hahaha
Just imagine his reaction to Instagram. Or the abomination that is Tik Tok.
theres no doubt he died of an neuism at the begining of this
He got bitter and preachy in his elder years but "garbage in garbage out"
TODAY! People go on vacation so that their kids can WATCH THEIR FAVORITE MOVIES'N SHOWS. Stay the Heck home, dumb ass_.
@@seantomlinson2505 I’m sure he was the same way. Just because he says it on stage doesn’t mean he agrees with it.
Selfies and Twitter would have given this guy hours of material.
Or would have driven him to suicide...
Twitter and Instagram would have given him so much material it would have caved in and killed him. Imagine Carlin looking at Instagram. Especially after just watching his dissertation on a Cam Corder.
I wish I could resurrect him and set him loose on mobile phones and trump.
Boomers gave him enough material already.
@@benthreadgate5190 why do you think he would care about trump?
in this very clip he goes on about how meaningless it is to complain about politicians
If this LEGEND was alive in 2024, his material would still be endless.
If Carlin was around today, he would get cancelled by open minded and tolerant people who want us all to Unite as one.
@@terrycook5248 Not really. I think cancel culture is dying. Besides back in the day there were a lot of protesters, and he still kept doing his thing.
He wouldn´t even need to try hard to write material. I like Ricky Gervais, Louis Ck, Norm McDonald(although he really never talked too much about politics), but let´s be honest, Carlin would have fucking ENDLESS material. He would make fun of society nowadays. It´s insane how he predicted lots of shit. Another thing is that no other comedian has his oratory. Carlin´s oratory is fucking legendary.
@@terrycook5248why would he be cancelled by them? He was a leftist and upholded many communities they do
Absolutely 😅
Carlin made a living from telling a theatre full of people how stupid they are, while the audience laughed and cheered!
And those people paid to get a laugh at their own expense...
👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼
@@nihilist1680 And, most of them don't even realize it.
Joakim Midteng Skaug Because he made us see our own flaws. We all have them. Anyone who can’t laugh at themselves is too uptight.
At least the audience had some thing to think about wend they Left
Imagine George Carlin in 2022. He’d have an absolute field day.
I'm actually happy he DOESN'T have to see it.
He'd probably be in jail, or cancelled
he'd be cancelled
@@saturnargentavis1901 =🤡
@@nickmendoza8878 You're a clear example of not understanding simple comprehension. PPl would cancel him, its 2022 or are you still living in a bubble?
"Selfish, ignorant citizens elect selfish, ignorant politicians." He nailed it
And he didn't even know that this orang-utan with Owen Wilson's wig would become President.
Yes sir so truer he is so brilliant with his joke
Exactly. And they keep on voting for Maxine too. It's astonishing. Seems like an IQ above 60 should be required for office.
Eric Mustardman rent free
@Marshall Davis
The material, the delivery, the charisma, the vocabulary.. my god the vocabulary are all amazing. His choice of words and mannerisms make this absolutely timeless, added by his genius level intellect to have the foresight to talk about things still relevant decades from then. Wish you were still here George
This guy was ahead of his time, holy shit.
ultrix soma Carlin was ahead of multiple lifetimes.
Ultra, you just find George? Go see ALL HIS STAND Up! You'll appreciate real comedy! Lol, jk I'm being stupid, but Carlin is great! Glad you found him, look up Mitch Hepburn, hes a good one liner stand up!
@ And he has a pony tail too.
@@Puchuchi747 I think you meant Mitch Hedberg?
@@GastonsExpectorate ty, yes, I always get his last name wrong, I'm so sorry Mitch, rest in peace buddy!
This guy saw everything before all of us. What an observant, educated man.
Alot of us do we just get called crazy at t ge time. Like the time I said Trump was prob gonna run for president. 3 years before he did.. I was laughed at...
I didn’t vote either, I stay home..by the way I have a brown ribbon too!!
He's my favorite realist followed by Denis Leary.
He told black people what to do
He was not educated, not by the system anyway, he dropped out of school in the 9th grade. The intelligence of the man came from having a sharp mind and the ability to see through the bullshit around him.
Man if this guy was alive in 2019...the material he would have
He'd be pissed it's still the same and also probably not too suprised.
He would undoubtedly offend someone and get in trouble,because the babies would cry.I loved George. I hope he's laughing on the other side.💜💜
His material is timeless really, he speaks about underlying truths that have always and will always be true and that is most people are idiots controlled by a small wealthy upperclass. I'm sure he'd rather be dead than be alive now anyway
Jonathan Parnell True that ! Happy holidays to you..✨
He would be shut down and deplatformed for hate speech nowadays.
Lol
He was a comedian and a philosopher ask anybody...you can be both if you're really gifted like him ..not many can ...legend ...
The only entertainer who could tell his audience off and criticize them for an hour and receive applause and a standing ovation.
He once said that his goal with his comedy was to cross lines people didn't like to cross, and to get his audience to cross those lines with him.
They're applauding as if he's not talking about them, as if they don't fit that bill. Well, I find it kinda cowardly.
@@strouty bro don't sit on your high horse and pretend you didn't laugh also. It's perfectly fine to have a sense of humor and laugh at yourself in life. Now you might be right about some of the people in the crowd but certainly not all. Some people don't realize how silly their behaviors and life choices are until a comic like George comes along and shines a light on it from a humorous perspective. ✌🏻
We need more people like him!!!😊😎
😂 Amazing!
This was filmed in 1996. How I would love to see him reacting to society in 2021...
Tbh if he were here, I think he’d just go “…. God, nothings changed has it?”
If that were the case, this man would have like 15 or so shows complaining about shit today and he'd still have more things to bitch about.
@@MuddyTwoShoes Same. You know this country has gone nowhere when the shit he said then still applies to present day.
Replace the cam-corder with phones, and multiply the cringe level by a magnitude of 3
guys like him understood that when a comedian says something specifically to piss people off and people get pissed off, that's the desired result! now when that happens the comedian whines about being "censored" and acts like they're a victim because somebody on twitter told them to go fuck themselves
Carlin left just in time, his brain would explode from the idiocy of today.
It would be great material though.
@STS Tech if George carlin was here
He would save us from the stupidity today
Mullet Head, dude!!! I’d love to see him melt some snowflakes!!!! 😂😅
@@jessebudelman We're harder than you, boomer.
At least we have Bill Burr now.
I'm amused by all the idiots in these Carlin threads who are CONVINCED Carlin would've loved trump.
It's genuinely funny.
Apparently they've never actually LISTENED to Carlin. They just think "har har he's mean just like me har har." No thought whatsoever to the substance of his anger. Idiots.
I still remember being a teenager back in the 90s watching George. He had a profound impact on my world view, one that still holds true today. At first, he was just a man that made me laugh, but very soon after he became so much more.. a man that made me think.
"Are people's lives so bankrupt, they sit at home looking at things that they already did?"
Me, watching the video for the second time:
Ralph Anthony Espos same. Looking for this quote.
😂😂😂😂😂
Millennials, lol! He was decades ahead of all others. When your older/know life better, you'll realize his incredible genius. Check back to Carlin when the world around you becomes very confusing! Now you'll say "He was always on the spot"! A LEGEND WAY AHEAD OF HIS TIMES!
he was totally on tune with his day. he was exactly in the right place at the right time.
Wooooooooooo lmao
the camcorder had me in tears because I can only imagine what he would say about smartphones and snapchat
hi
Smartphones at least serve a purpose beyond just recording. I could definitely see him complaining about the pervasiveness of modern technology but I doubt he'd put smartphones on the same level as fucking camcorders. I don't know how he'd feel about Snapchat. On the one hand the pic disappears after you view it so it's very in-the-moment, and it's primarily used for sexting so I doubt he'd have a problem with that. On the other hand, it sort of adds to the shortening attention span of modern times. I think he'd be more likely to make fun of Instagram, which has essentially become the new way of taking pictures of anything and everything.
do you even have any idea how old you sound? '...since it's primarily used for sexting' do you enjoy just perpetuating false bullshit that you have no idea about? that's like the rumor-mill tagline parents used about it when it was still in its infancy stage 4 years ago.
And surveillance cameras everywhere.
"Phones that make pancakes and scratch their asses."
The glorious thing about UA-cam is that generations after this man's death we will still be able to hear his great wisdom.
Exactly! Saw him once. Way ahead of his time. I made this vid based on his abortion bit. Check it out! m.ua-cam.com/video/-RVRdcAhdNQ/v-deo.html
I agree about that everyone needs to hear him
Snap me too 👍👍👍😜🏴✌️
Until someone gets 'offended' enough so that they convince YT that it is 'hate speech' and then it will be banned. .... I can only try to imagine what Carlin would say today about the professional victims that have increased the number of unenlightened.
The sad thing is every generation becomes more stupid than the next..
Unfortunately they probably won't get him...
I always loved George Carlin. George Carlin was the most brilliant and best American comedian of all time, his speech on Cultural Issues from 1996 was pure comedy gold, and George Carlin's specials like Jammin' in New York, Back in Town, and You Are All Diseased from 1992 to 1999 are my absolute favorites.
Jammin' in New York is my favorite of all comedy routines.
I wish this man was still with us today
Wow you really are everywhere
I would love to see him perform. He’s amazing!
God booked him.
I wish i stopped coming across you every video i watch
He's in our hearts
George Carlin is basically that "one voice" in the back of your head.
Dude , that's pretty accurate !!!
That's just New Yorkers, for you. Great city, great people.
💯!!
Go take a shit on the salad bar at Wendy's!
Totally my little voice.... 😁
Still spot on after 27 years. The man was a genius.
Underrated comment
The true master of comedy...this man reaches all cultures all sexes and all issues... with humor.
We miss you George!!
I wonder what he would say about social media today if he was still alive. Grew up watching this guy. What a legend.
Pretty much he said it right here. This is how you know you’re watching timeless comedy. It still applies.
6:05 there you have it
We would never know, George would have been the first guy they kicked off Twitter and YT ...
I wonder what he would say about all these dorks with selfie sticks. People fly half way around on vacation and all they photograph is themselves!
he already said it. those fucking guys with camcorders skipping life. that shit is still happening but worse. He'd make fun of it the same way everyone else does...bunch of pussies too lazy to live their own lives so sit where the cheetos are close and pretend to have them on their computer.
I'm watching this 26 years later and love his relevance. Just to show you how timeless this stuff is.
@Dave Bieleveld Plato warned of it being there (potentially) thirty thousand years ago. Yet everyday we're told it's news.
@@fernandoferreira6293 Thirty thousand years ago? No. Roughly 2,500 years ago, yes. 30,000 is way off.
@@fernandoferreira629328,500 years off pal we didn't even have the notion of civilization 30k years ago lol.
Same. 🤔
I don't like it because 26 years and we STILL are having the same fuckin problems. No one learned from this man and applied it to make this country good, and we have the corruption in the open and NO charges or justice. Just the same dumb people he wasted his breath about. He was right, people fuckin suck.
it's scary how relevant this still is
Big Mozzarella
Almost like we aren’t special and every generation places blame on the two generations before it. Do the best they can and then eventually they will be the generation being told they didn’t do enough. Especially since every generation has had better medical advancements than the ones before it causing them to stay in the workforce longer. As we begin to live longer we also work longer careers, so people aren’t retiring and “getting out of the way “ for the generation below them to ascend as high as they did until later in their respective careers. It’s happened long enough now for where there’s natural order of when people enter and leave the workforce has skipped a beat and there is a log jam at the top.
Sociology and psychology (satire) never go out of style.
Michael Pecarich Health true
Always will be but only get worse and worse.
the unapologetic truth is always refreshing when you're being waterboarded by PC types. "Just believe harder and itll come true! "
I’ve been living in so much depression for decades and I finally listen to a bunch of his sets and I know that I’m right people always said that I’m paranoid. Thank you, George.
“When’s the last time you saw someone walking around in a Viking costume “ lol. Last week at the capital 😂
😂
😂😂😂
CNN should get a medal for such a quick response onsite
He would've had a good laugh at that. Then he would've shit on them just for kicks.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He called out egotistical vloggers before they even existed.
Technologies change, people don't.
He said technology gone berserk. He would've gone on for hours about that today. Technology these days has really gone crazy. People glued to their phones. I know I'm guilty of that.
"@@scottvelez3154 especially when things happen and some news reporter is like, Social media was on fire..."
@JustinBieber you're talking about the greatest comedian of all time
@JustinBieber meanwhile you took your name from someone who already exists
“Camcorders…”
Oh George… if you only knew.
He would die one more time
phone addicts everywhere!, he would have died on stage taking on this new generation fuck up!
@@sochenzie8386 Which generation are you referring to?
Too fucking right, and this was long before the Smartphone was commonplace.
@@Metal-Possum i would love to know what he would have said if he knew americans elected trump??
George, you were right about everything. Thank you for this timeless insight into the human experiment.
Carlin: insults white guys wearing hats backwards
Camera guy: *pans to white guy wearing hat backwards
timestamp or gtfo
@@szhzs6121 1:53. You happy now?
That shit was priceless
Hahahaha
@@szhzs6121 if you didnt see it, why are you in the comment section asking for when did it happen? You should really and literally GTFOH
Everyone says "George is ahead of his time." I tend to think, that the times haven't changed at all, he was just complaining about shit relevant to him at the time, and these things never changed.
Amen
Your right. And the sad thing that everybody knows (well not everybody). Is that it's worse
Yup. He's nailing down humanity to its core.
In fact its only getting worse
@@TessellationRow amen brother
Carlin literally joked about things that would happen in the future and he was right. That's extreme intelligence that can't be considered luck. The most intelligent comedian that ever stepped on a stage
He was not the only person to know Banks and corporations own the country. He just had a mic and a funny way to explain it.
Carlin was a prophet.
Or things just haven't changed that much...
His prophecy is coming home harder every year.
I would say he is the wisest comedian rather than the most intelligent. Many people are spitting facts, but he is spitting wisdom.
We need George now.
This guy was so ahead of his times and all his observations are even more truthful nowadays! :)
The greatest of all time
It's not that he was ahead of his time, the current situation is still the same as when he was talking about it. It's a dam shame.
You damn right
People in this time dont have backbones, they just fall into minority groups and bitch till the world has had enough
Edit: if you're smart, you won't take this comment seriously or without a grain of sodium chloride
I think he said everything in the film Bill and Ted,, george is counted a guru in many respects ❤️👍
Fun fact: he didn't predict future, we just never changed.
We just complain and get lazier
We have always been the same. Time has no huge impact on our behaviours.
Okay That's What You Say So Give Carlin More Credit For Thinking Outside The Box Just Think For A Moment...... What If...
TruuuuueeeEeEeEEeeeE
@@hassanalshrif2826 trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeE
Mr. Carlin single handedly destroyed the concept of motivational speakers and books with that first bit. I'm forever thankful.
From someone who spent 5 years reading them, it's too true. If you've read one, you've read them all.
@@RantTherapist that last line is on point!
what a great way to start his show
I bought a few of those books, never had the motivation to read them
Just send 4 dollars to motivations corp. X a d you wheel change your mind, and buy our product. First book free with 4 dollars.
It's terrifying how well this has aged...
"Camcorders...here is technology gone *berzerk* " Oh God if he was alive today...
He saw it coming miles away - why do you think he ain't around today? 😉
@@pHD77 Because he died of natural causes and was old?
@@ReeN1995 nah, that was just his excuse for doing it 😂
3 name changes allowed every 90 days. This was in 1996 tho
It still stands .....it only got smaller
"the public SUCKS"
The public: *standing ovation*
I really expected a strong: "YOU!" there... such a missed opportunity.
He was big enough at this point in his career that he knew the people in his audience were his crowd, like minded people that came to see him. He talked about this in an interview in 2008, he definitely wasn't talking to his crowd here he loved his audience and loved the validation.
it does
@@andromedaiscoming185 yeah, I just thought it was funny thought
He's talking to a Gen X audience.
Nothing affects them. Such an inconsequential generation that will be lost and forgotten to time
Mannn.
If only he saw the world now.
The pure gold he could spit
He’d have a completely new heart condition.
roqtest: He would say it's the same shit
Roqtest You attending the raid tho?
@@tomservo5007 He'd say it was different shit but worse shit. I would bet his biggest bitch would be all these people on their phones.
Look up Louis CK 2019. He talks about how people are self-entitled, sensitive and talks about gender neutral, LGBT and today's teens. He's basically like Carlin but obviously not quite as good
Is it weird that I am both amused and utterly depressed watching George now? He had amazing observation skills and truly a gift with language. It sucks that everything he ranted about is now ten times worse
I felt that🖤
Yeah
2021 and everything he's saying is relevant
yes and again yes
Oh hello there.
Absolutely!!!!
yes, fucc those 1 hour photo kiosks
bill maher has stolen so much of his material just this year
Man he would have TONS of material if he were alive today
RodHammett95 nahh everyone would be rushing to find his sexual assaults and shits not to mention every word he speaks would be microaggression for SJWs america would ruin him in a second.
Carlin was one of the best comedians ever in my opinion, He was an artist of his time and would have been now. :)
with the SJW and PC standards today, he would never be allowed to perform, I mean just look at the comedy shows at the same time as him like Mad TV, can you imagine them being played on TV today and no one calls them out for homophobia, fat shaming, sexism, racism, etc...
RodHammett95 he had plenty when he was around, but yeah, can you imagine??!
RodHammett95 Subscribe to Blue Husky!
''There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress.''
- Mark Twain
Within 150-200 years, Carlin will be remembered just as we remember Mark Twain.
I remember him that way now. He was a brilliant social and political analyst.
Only Carlin is funnier.
Selfish, ignorant citizens elect selfish, ignorant politicians
Horacio Salinas There aren’t any good choices for the intelligent voters anyway
Mark twain was a gay racist, george carlin isnt.
I wish he were still alive.
he is. spirit never dies.
@@jen-gv7tx ❤️
The camcorder bit was WAAAAAY ahead of it's time!
John D
Yeah, the moment I heard, I thought "boy, he's lucky he's already dead"
yeah that aged real well
lol... no kidding
its*
He would have a field day with Instagram influencers. 🤣🤣🤣
George Carlin was the modern day Mark Twain. Highly intelligent and a master observer that knew how to communicate his thoughts that the everyday man could understand.
So that everyday everyone would understand.
Best comparison anybody could make. And you know what?
That would be the best compliment you could give to George I'm sure.
And he was so far ahead of his time. Imagine him see what people do nowadays with smartphones and selfie sticks after he gave his rant on people with camcorders.
@@AlejjSi ‘ mhhpu
Mar Twain on cocaine
It's 2020 and George is making sense,more than ever.
7:21 Especially his riff on the Baby Boomers!
That’s why republicans hate him lol
@@brianobstetricfistula3035 I am a rep and I love him lol
Yep, there's more dicks, yoyos and putzs recording than ever.
@L Rodriguez If you vote for trump you may love carlin but you dont understand him. so go vote sheep
1:56 not the camera man pointing at a guy wearing a backwards hat 😂
I wouldn’t be surprised if you looked closely he quickly fixes it
this should permanently be on the front page of UA-cam.
Perhaps the best comment in this comment section :-D
Anders Jacobsson ... Agreed!!! Thanks for throwing this up. :)
UA-cam/Google has its own marketing narrative unfortunately. All the while, societal culture is degenerating and we're paying for it
And required viewing for setting up a Tumblr account.
Over 20 years later and everything he said is 1000% relevant. The only difference - replace the camcorder bit with iPhone.
And that people aren't expecting to go home and watch what they film, they're expecting everyone else to and for it to represent who they are as a person. I record, therefore I am.
This guy was more than just a comedian, he was ahead of his time. He is still a legend to this day.
He was a cynical asshole, but an absolute genius. Also, he was right! A legend who could rant about literally anything, and he’d be right and hilarious to listen to! RIP
@@AndrewBarsky Ah yes, honesty equals cynical asshole. How else did you want him to tell about the reality? Using euphemisms?
@@Lunatikk it's best to see both sides of the coin
2022 here and I am LOL. A genius.
It is not possible to be ahead of time...any time
He is brilliant. When he was new I had no idea how spot on he would be forty years later. He is still just as brilliant.
"If you have selfish ignorant people, you will get selfish ignorant leaders." George Carlin 1996.
Four more years ,😂😂😁😁😀
@L Rodriguez right on mr. Rodriguez
Yup we have dishonest incompetent leader.
@@gustavogamboa4461 okay Gustavo vote for Joe Biden and see what that gets for you you are a sucker if you do that if you were actually illegal legal and you for Joe Biden and see how your well- earned money goes down the toilet and the country goes down the toilet with it then come back and say how happy you are that you voted upon the Democratic line don't be a sucker
I apologize my phone is freaking out on me and I can't use my keyboard there for some things get very distorted because I'm speaking them into the phone so I apologize the whole point I am making is that if you vote for Joe Biden you're going to get something that you really don't want to get be well and strive in life
Nobody was ever as humorous as George Carlin. He'll be missed .
For sure! ...comedic genius!
@@gracjan9555 his 7 words you can't say actually ended up going to Supreme Court. For awhile the FCC was coming down on the tv and radio saying it was illegal. He never actually went to court just his 7 words. They are still teaching about it in the law classes to these days.
@@valeridrake2485 I did not know that...thanks for the info, Valeri :-)
ahead of his time
Bill burr is pretty close. Straight forward and doesn't cut corners. He's aggressive and its great
If there was anyone I wish was alive today..
So much to talk about!
Same Bro
but if he was alive today he would fucking hat it
In English please Czeslew.
I miss him to death too. He said everything no one wanted to actually say, he's a goddamn hero.
I was lucky too see him live 3 times ..he was the best !!!!!!..
I genuinely cried when this man died. We lost so much more than a comedian.
@Aaron Perugini Whats wrong with that?
@Aaron Perugini If u have a strong bond with someone and it passes off you may do the same. It wont be silly then..
@Aaron Perugini And he may have similar feelings for him.
@Aaron Perugini Let people do what they want his not harming you is he?
@Aaron Perugini you did not answer my question did he harm you?
Just imagine Carlin on Twitter. Nobody would survive and I would love it.
I don't think that he would even be on Twitter.
Lol I wonder how many days it would take for Twitter to ban him
Days?
Captain Cartman I hope he would be against it
Captain Cartman he would be banned on Twitter as well as other services, censorship is much worse these days
The Baby Boomer part aged like fine wine
We miss you my favorite comedian of all time
Really wish George Carlin was still around. He would have a field day, in today's world.
He wouldn't wanna be in today's world...
Oh I can only imagine the level of public outrage, offence taking, predictable twitter hashtags and/or Instagram posts as people attempt to show to world how morally noble they are
@Joe Schmo I don't think he'd give a fuck about cancel culture honestly. He'd just laugh at how absurd it is.
His wisdom is definitely need
Like he'd give a shit about peoples opinions. No comic today has the balls to stand behind what they say let alone take it to the supreme court.
If he hated camcorders.. jesus can you imagine how he'd feel about smartphones..
@kris Masterful performance of George Carlin taken from the show "Back in Town", 1996.
PS: George is NOT wearing a ponytail in this video, so just STOP this useless 'argument'.
Might want to read the description before you make an arse of yourself that think time uploaded to youtube=time of creation.
Which would had been a neat trick, having been dead since 2008.
kris he actually died in 2008
Rabid Squirrel haha crazy
He did a bit on smartphones..
Rabid Squirrel calm down
The Boomer rant aged like the finest wine in all the land.
I WAS JUST ABOUTTA SAY
Lmao
They're older now but they're still bad.
They were given everything (Free college, abundant jobs, cheap abundant housing, PENSIONS), and then voted to take it all away from their children. Sure they were duped by voodoo economics and racism (because they're racist), but they enabled the corporate takeover of American politics and government, the escape from which will take a century barring another true Great Depression or revolution. (that is, if fascism doesn't just up and win in the meanwhile)
@@VigEuth Don't generalize. You don't know every Boomer or how we think. We aren't sheep and we do not have a heard mentality.
I swear this guy lives in my head. He says everything I’m thinking.
Fun fact: George Carlin has a tendency to do bits that still have stunning accuracy almost 30 years after they originally come out, and over 10 years after his death.
All to real.
Times change.
PEOPLE DON'T.
@@dr.cheeze5382 I have changed over the last 10 years or so . I now have zero trust in our politicians , big news media , big pharma , scientists ,and billionaires who control us , etc. As George said, F the politicians and stay home (or go fishing as I do) during voting day ! I can hear him screaming from his grave about today's fascist society !
@@smerchly woah chill buddy. I was pointing out how society overall stays same trugh the times not individuals
@@dr.cheeze5382 Much of society has changed overall as I see a lot more hatred politically , racially , religiously , medically, scientifically , neighbourly , etc etc. Our world is like a time bomb . I'm happy being born in the 40's and enjoyed the best of times . People were much happier and friendlier . Sorry bud, but society has changed .
"The public sucks. Fuck hope."
Honestly how I feel these days.
Not just U mate..
The whole world
yeh same here
Indeed.
YES
@@ZaneT531 nah they're too busy being obedient and somehow prideful slaves.
I can never get tired of listening George Carling. Great performances!!
"Doesn't anyone just take a f*cking walk anymore?"
Joe bless you
@@chriscarr6884 and Joe bless you
@cicloturista Joe bless you
"Run for fun?" What the hell kind of fun is that?
Typical Skateboarder I do. Matter of fact I just did. It’s almost 3 am. I just walked by the skaters at the skatepark and walked s neighborhood looking at the architecture. I do that shit all the time
Best $50 I ever spent. Got to see him in Vegas
I'm jealous!
My late wife surprised me with tickets to Jackson, ca show. He's great live
Fuck yea!!! He came to San Diego and I stupidly passed up seeing him live thinking he'd have another tour. Then I remember the day he died. I regret taking his return tour for granted... Badass that you got to see him live, tho! Robin Williams stand-up in person was unbelievable. What year/tour did you see George Carlin in Vegas?
@@ChrisJFilms in the 90s 50 Bucks was a lot!
@@Silveryback 2001 or 2002
I think he's the greatest comedien who's ever lived. He was a brilliant man.
Without a doubt. I wish I could have seen /met him I think he’s my spirit animal
Can't argue. He dismantles ideology.
Agree.
The greatest orator of the 20th century. Our Mark Twain.
Every time I watch this man I am amazed at how insanely smart he is! Not only is he right 99% of the time, he’s funny while delivering clear messages! One in 100 million GC!!
For sure, but will continue to wear my Stetson for cultural and practical reasons
One 100 Billion tbh. Never came across anyone like him, anywhere
Some of his jokes give pleasure, since they express our own hidden indignation. His opinion about elections is really ignorant though. If less people vote, that would lead a country toward less freedom.
It's common sense. 95% of people are just selfish and ignorant. It's not that hard to predict that things will go wrong.
Just the public is a group of groupthinkers with no individuals
The Rolling Stones “Just say no to Drugs”. That’s because they did them All in the Sixties and Seventies.😂
Just when you think he said the best thing you have ever heard in your entire life, he hits you with even a better line. If there is one person in the history of time that I could bring back would be him, what a legend….
He wouldn't come back. He'd take one look at the world now and say "fuck that shit"
@Rebelrouzer
Could you blame him though?
and Robin Williams
I’ve always wondered what Kurt cobain would think about life today
@@Thisguy2532 it would probably blow his mind
His IQ and sharpness of mind is truly remarkable. You rarely come across ppl this sharp and quick witted
Robin williams.
IQ is meaningless. It's the words being said that are valuable.
They are bits.
He thought of them, wrote them down, memorized them, and then recalled them.
@@carlpanzram2012true that. Also I think he was on coke a lot of the time during his stand ups. I could be wrong tho
We miss you George, you were the GOAT!! I'm greatfull that I was alive to experience your incredible genious! RIP my brother; See you on the other side. ❤
The world needs George right now, more than ever. Since the real thing isn't available someone capable of channeling his inner cynicism needs to emerge.
Aww he passed. Not familiar with him but already made me laugh more than the last Kevin hart special
you should try VIR DAS STAND UP
he is also very witty, intectual comic.....and gives vibes of GEORGE CARLIN
CHECK IT OUT BUDDY
Bill Burr?
They'd just get called an incel and people would whine about him "projecting all his negativity onto them"
Very well
George, please come back. 2020 needs you.
Petition to resurrect George!
I wanna like this, but I think it's at a *nice* number
Edit: Fuck whoever liked it first after 69...
He would lose his shit and not just at Wendy’s with all the Instagram culture and super PC everything
Seconded.
I'm a comedian who is similar
The only comedian that aged like wine. You were the best George!
Ayrton Senna Fan Look up Bill Hicks
Ayrton Senna Fan this what I say 👍🏽
A lot of comedians did
By the looks of 2024, nothing he was trying to inform us about was taken and used for our betterment. ❤❤❤❤
This includes myself. As I’ve said, always include
yourself. Miss this geniu
RIP George ❤❤❤❤❤
Thanks for trying.
One of the comedians we need in 2019. RIP yah funny bastard.
"Old fuck" I might correct
Hipster Black Metal For sure. The material with PC alone he could have gone on forever.
@@laraoneal7284 I think that with so many comedians and musicians. Greg Geraldo, Patrice O Neil. woulda had fun as well.
in my estimation of the landscape of the current cultural perversions, the inability to laugh at ourselves and not become such crybabies over offense that I cannot fathom being of a genuine catastrophy in the daily lives of those who seem to dwell in hypocritical self-righteous via offense and oppression that are not the tragic hell that would warrant the pathetic responses from such people with so much. Everyone can be a victim and everyone is oppressed in some areas of life. In the past you'd either accept this and find your way in spite of this and triumph where you can rather than cry about your damn limitations. There's almost no limitation so great as the ones people impose upon themselves . The delusional culture of all winners and equality is perverse and arrogant beyond belief. If I were raised today I might be so deluded as to believe the NBA was waiting and if I didn't get it it was the fault of others. would I be right? Yes and no, yes because of the lies spewed from adults telling me how great I was at something that I truly exhibit 0 skill or talent in. No because I do believe at some point I should've realized that even though the adults weren't keeping score, which is a lie, that the kids and my peers certainly were. that's the role of comedians, to point out the truly abhorrent nature of our limitations and inherent stupidity without causing sissies to cry and whine, to be the exposers of the truth that is known to all and uttered by few. Without humor we can avoid the truths that are silently known but rarely uttered due to cowardice or fear or resentment. Stereotypes are not racist, the truth is not our enemy, and our failures and even our delusions are just hysterical if we don't take stupid shit so seriously . the west isn't laughing much these days it would seem. to read PC articles condemning comedians to be chastised for not being sensitive is fucked. The jesters in history were above contempt, to see a comedian that's both PC and funny is the antithesis of humor and they will never be great. Trump jokes aren't funny anymore but their PC. White jokes used to be fine but now it's as if all other people are off limits to poke fun at. That's pathetically unfunny. equality eh? how about nothing in jest being off limits with exception of calls to violence and mayhem? This attack on freedom of speech is far worse than we might know if comedians are being deplatformed we are all at seriously great risk of tyranny
@@0r30-d2c well that was long... good write up 👍
He never gets boring.. watched his stuff multiple times
I wouldnt get bored either clapping ya meat up
It's from fucking 1996 and it couldn't be more relevant.. what a magical human being.
stuff4ever totally agree with you
Stufg4ever absolutely timeless,... and always will be!!!
stuff4ever 😉
The only thing he's wrong about in this is the camera thing. They've become more relevant now than ever.
stuff4ever Magical human being? Ummmm...not really.
2024 Who’s here watching the GOAT🐐
You know he's a legend ✊️
I have to keep watching over and over 😅
I wish he was around today. He would have an endless amount to talk about
He would want to punch you in the chops for using that crass expression. GOAT, ffs, what are you, 9 years old?
"Doesn't a voice ever tell a guy go take a shit on the salad bar at Wendy's?"
I see Mr. Carlin has not been acquainted with Florida Man.
😂😂😂
IDK about that but the voice apparently tells people to throw a juvenile alligator through a Wendy's drive through window. At least here in Florida.
If you’re a cult leader, the voices tell you to have sex with young girls.
Tf, Florida guy??
Actually I thought ALL of his material came from Florida or Texas....