Patrice O'neal talks about women

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  • Опубліковано 25 вер 2015
  • Patrice O'Neal may be the most underrated Comedian of all time. He was a Comic Genius.

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  • @carlfernandes4849
    @carlfernandes4849 6 років тому +7382

    This guy was so politically incorrect he’d have a field day in this era. One of the best comedians ever.

    • @whitenoise3447
      @whitenoise3447 5 років тому +92

      newer comedians should take note

    • @ph-yd3sr
      @ph-yd3sr 5 років тому +92

      THE best, at least in the discussion had he been around longer. RIP you funny bastard we need you in 2019

    • @dumb_as_rocks
      @dumb_as_rocks 5 років тому +69

      @@roypinas2102 the fuck you mean he wasnt familiar with simple concepts. im sure he came to those observations without "integrating" or some of your nerd shit because of how erudite he was

    • @markdelgado7130
      @markdelgado7130 4 роки тому +17

      Politics does not mix with human emotion

    • @RmnGnzlz
      @RmnGnzlz 4 роки тому +19

      @@markdelgado7130 You don't understand politics, it's literally the opposite.

  • @falseking5441
    @falseking5441 5 років тому +2609

    The fish analogy was the greatest thing I've ever seen.

    • @MyPronounsISwhom
      @MyPronounsISwhom 4 роки тому +63

      I'm not gonna disagree here, false king. And I won't lie and say that I haven't regularly come back to this analogy in my mind just to stay in check.

    • @joshdunham7167
      @joshdunham7167 4 роки тому +4

      Inspired from Michael Jackson actually

    • @x7Votorious84x
      @x7Votorious84x 4 роки тому +2

      Mo-lester there’s plenty of fish

    • @mhks68
      @mhks68 4 роки тому +5

      To use Spike Lee’s Malcom X pic quote for the the “fish analogy” I’m telling you Gods words. Not no hustle. The fish analogy are gods words ni**a not no hustle.

    • @FREE_WILL_DEFENDER
      @FREE_WILL_DEFENDER 3 роки тому +1

      False

  • @dandangalodangalus9082
    @dandangalodangalus9082 11 місяців тому +283

    No man in my lifetime has ever had a better understanding of modern women. Patrice’s social intelligence was off the charts.

    • @bottlewaddle6677
      @bottlewaddle6677 5 місяців тому +4

      I think he synthesised what we all know and feel - that’s the genius - not like it’s a new discovery

    • @texanology
      @texanology Місяць тому +2

      He valued honesty, sincerity, and above all, the truth (you have to remember, he was into conspiracies enough to go on Infowars back in the day).
      "All men desire to know." - Aristotle
      RIP Patrice

  • @sirzubinmarkfernandes
    @sirzubinmarkfernandes 4 роки тому +671

    "women get to be inappropriate everyday", is the fucken best thing I heard today. No disrespect to them ladies, but that is so true!!!!

    • @mac1bc
      @mac1bc 4 роки тому +20

      Yep. And then they don't get why guys can't get away with it too.

    • @crimsonite1524
      @crimsonite1524 4 роки тому +52

      @@mac1bc the dressing alone is inappropriate. they wear tight skirts with leggings and a kinda see through tight corporate white shirt that you can semi-see the bra and heels, pretty much just like in porn. they look ready to go on a date every moment, we have to act like we dont see their curves. hes right, women walk around as dong baits, thats leaving out yoga pants and short shorts. when we look at old photos, women then dressed really well, even a hot woman, now a 6 will dress so sexy in this normalised work wear that seeing her walk by is a trap. womens jeans are made to be sexy, and they pick the tightest they can fit in.
      oh and let me not forget those corporate pants, goodness, the whole butt will be sticking out and her crotch area will be so tight, the thigh game is maxed. if i had a choice women would go back to wearing dresses all the time, and not these modern dresses, i mean the classic womens dress that didnt have cleavages and that were not made of materials that totally hug the body

    • @mac1bc
      @mac1bc 4 роки тому +17

      @@crimsonite1524 lol. That's every man's struggle at work

    • @davidrodgers9558
      @davidrodgers9558 4 роки тому +8

      Dresses are more sexy to me .. Trust me I as a man know what's under the dress..

    • @mac1bc
      @mac1bc 4 роки тому +19

      @@davidrodgers9558 lol yeah. The outfits can make some of them seem sexier than they actually are.

  • @quantumlust
    @quantumlust 6 років тому +4257

    The fish joke was ingenious. Patrice is amazing.

    • @itscork
      @itscork 5 років тому +61

      He was.

    • @NobleVagabond2552
      @NobleVagabond2552 5 років тому +82

      “Yea for other fish get off my boat” lol

    • @solenya4983
      @solenya4983 4 роки тому +18

      You look like italian Dave Chappelle

    • @romanteni
      @romanteni 4 роки тому +45

      It wasn't no joke, that's gospel right there.

    • @gabos7892
      @gabos7892 4 роки тому +5

      it's so fucking true, it's scary

  • @mrdavidashley6892
    @mrdavidashley6892 6 років тому +4407

    "if you don't think i can catch fish then you don't respect me. you gotta smell fish on me so you can act right" THEE TRUEST WORDS EVER SPOKEN....JESUS!

    • @anthonyallen9671
      @anthonyallen9671 5 років тому +57

      Word✊🏻✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿

    • @franklinbadge1215
      @franklinbadge1215 5 років тому +13

      @GravityLee
      What is a beta male?

    • @orbitalsummer
      @orbitalsummer 5 років тому +53

      @@franklinbadge1215 u serious?

    • @franklinbadge1215
      @franklinbadge1215 5 років тому +191

      ​@@orbitalsummer
      It's just kind of confusing to me, because nobody is explicitly alpha or beta, they just have some combination of characteristics from both. Some people who exert beta attributes end up becoming leaders in certain fields. And while chicks indubitably dig confidence, different women find different things to love in different people. There's no behavior that gets you 100% success with all women. So I feel like the alpha beta thing is just a really clumsy labeling method that doesn't explain much about a person, or their prospects of finding love or success. It's also not based on anything in nature. The person who originally reported the alpha behavior in wolves went on to say he was completely wrong about it, and disavowed the terminology he coined.

    • @johnjackson9767
      @johnjackson9767 5 років тому +11

      franklinbadge1215 Wow. Fascinating.

  • @Dmhlcmb
    @Dmhlcmb 4 роки тому +590

    I’m genuinely sad this man isn’t around anymore.

  • @jhgfdsertuiokjhg
    @jhgfdsertuiokjhg 4 роки тому +1511

    The greatest comedic tragedy is that Patrice passed before the metoo movement

    • @zyckzyck6822
      @zyckzyck6822 4 роки тому +97

      Words can not express how right you are.

    • @kangahmtl2n
      @kangahmtl2n 4 роки тому +50

      Makes me wanna cry

    • @agfb4039
      @agfb4039 4 роки тому +5

      OMG YES BRO

    • @uzielolivas1967
      @uzielolivas1967 4 роки тому +17

      The metoo movement took him out ..lol

    • @thragg00
      @thragg00 4 роки тому +7

      Uziel Olivas what a plot twist😂

  • @jakep1979
    @jakep1979 6 років тому +3050

    Patrice would have slayed today with his comedy if he were still alive

    • @MUFFINHEAD1985
      @MUFFINHEAD1985 5 років тому +109

      He would be censored at every turn. You can't say anything anymore.

    • @pesho5370
      @pesho5370 5 років тому +54

      ...You mean if comedy was still alive. RIP Patrice. What a legend.

    • @samfisher2306
      @samfisher2306 5 років тому +24

      @@MUFFINHEAD1985 you got it man. He'd lose venues and sponsors...sad

    • @MUFFINHEAD1985
      @MUFFINHEAD1985 5 років тому +19

      @@samfisher2306 He'll be remembered for years to come though. He took on typical source for a black comedian "race" jokes but it was original. Unreal. His Black Phillips Show segments are a bible for any man wanting to learn how women are wired. The man was a sage, closer to Aristotle than to Pryor.

    • @samfisher2306
      @samfisher2306 5 років тому +4

      @@MUFFINHEAD1985 been listening to those while cleaning "both" cars during weekends if you get my drift. He's too good it's very frightening!

  • @KM-pn1vk
    @KM-pn1vk 5 років тому +1460

    HUMAN RESOURCES! The grizzly bear just did grizzly bear stuff!
    LMFAO

    • @matabas_1209
      @matabas_1209 4 роки тому +46

      Ignacio Varga still one of the best structured jokes I’ve ever heard

    • @pudder68
      @pudder68 4 роки тому +28

      @@matabas_1209 that bit is a masterpiece

    • @DaygoG
      @DaygoG 4 роки тому +1

      The nerve

    • @cherylvaughn2215
      @cherylvaughn2215 4 роки тому +7

      I've watched this clip a thousand times! And that joke just hit me!!

    • @musicboi23
      @musicboi23 4 роки тому

      09

  • @bigcohiba298
    @bigcohiba298 2 роки тому +45

    That fish analogy arguably the greatest known to man

    • @oahts5906
      @oahts5906 Рік тому +3

      So funny and true. Grizzlies working with salmon 😂

  • @gar783
    @gar783 4 роки тому +273

    I'm 60 years old and I've seen them all he is truly without a doubt one of the top 10 best comedians to ever touch the microphone

  • @EscApiNgTheVoiD
    @EscApiNgTheVoiD 7 років тому +3029

    I miss this guy, especially the world we're living in.

    • @BRM101
      @BRM101 6 років тому +4

      The VoiD me too

    • @lilgremlin6222
      @lilgremlin6222 6 років тому +34

      all the amazing people who make this world better always die way too early because life wants us to suffer

    • @lablunt6190
      @lablunt6190 6 років тому +4

      We need him back :(

    • @srpdesigns
      @srpdesigns 6 років тому +6

      The VoiD ...EHH HIGH I WAS WONDERING IF YOUR GONNA BE FISHING HERE NEXT WEEK...That delivery has to one of the all time best in stand up comedy!!!...Sounded like that's when the crowd started to really erupt with laughter!!!!

    • @left_rios
      @left_rios 6 років тому +1

      yea :/

  • @naeso9994
    @naeso9994 6 років тому +907

    He was to raw for the world. R.I.P

    • @kathryn3950
      @kathryn3950 4 роки тому +8

      naeso9 9 We really need him though. He totally changed how I look at comedy. Now, if somebody makes a “offensive” joke I just laugh and let it go. He wasn’t preaching policy. Check out the Patrice Areas of America video

    • @CaptainxCaos
      @CaptainxCaos 4 роки тому

      #meto

  • @stevet6665
    @stevet6665 5 років тому +900

    This guy should have been a professor of gender studies when he was alive.

    • @loudmellearningtobeloud5989
      @loudmellearningtobeloud5989 5 років тому +13

      Check the radio segments👍🏿. gold

    • @1q3er5
      @1q3er5 4 роки тому +55

      @@loudmellearningtobeloud5989 this guy was red pill before red pill was even a word for real...

    • @toplad8113
      @toplad8113 4 роки тому +14

      @@1q3er5 Red Pill was a thing for a while. It just got popularized because of YT content creators and Reddit communities. It probably didn't have the name "red pill" tho.

    • @younglove3362
      @younglove3362 4 роки тому +8

      Just go mgtow. That breaks nearly every thing down.

    • @WingChunGungFu
      @WingChunGungFu 4 роки тому +9

      Only legitimate gender studies class on earth from him

  • @KaninTuzi
    @KaninTuzi 4 роки тому +1562

    “Would you risk everything for that passed out girl behind a dumpster?” *Brock Turner has left the chat*

  • @michaeldonley7741
    @michaeldonley7741 6 років тому +1104

    She need to smell fish on you so she know you can still catch fish💪😎 pure game right there...

  • @IRON5
    @IRON5 6 років тому +1845

    This man's brilliance is really missed. This segment is so on point right now especially with all this gender wars going on.

    • @amandasmith3504
      @amandasmith3504 6 років тому +65

      Don't let it get you down. The most obnoxious women are always the loudest. There are still normal women out there. ;)

    • @JamesWilliams-cy1xl
      @JamesWilliams-cy1xl 6 років тому +1

      IRON5 i

    • @cuchulainn9819
      @cuchulainn9819 6 років тому +41

      Amanda Smith oh another bitch pulling the manipulating tactics, NAWALT bullshit, wrong ALL women are like that, dont fall for these tactics my brothers...nothing but wolves in sheeps clothing....just remember this: never try to understand women, women understand women and they hate each other, go MGTOW, its the only way to protect your sanity and your resources, remember they need us more than we need them, the juice isnt worth the squeeze

    • @isosta2373
      @isosta2373 5 років тому +11

      @@cuchulainn9819 lmfaooo

    • @nofybn7794
      @nofybn7794 4 роки тому +12

      @@cuchulainn9819 SEXIST AND WRONG! Wrong, you need us more. You wouldn't be alive, a woman gave you life!! Women went first for thinking what you guys think, it's not worth it. Much more so!!

  • @FPSDALLAS
    @FPSDALLAS 4 роки тому +282

    When Patrice died the rules of comedy died with him... no one today has a spine/balls like him.

    • @Bossin1Secondpage
      @Bossin1Secondpage 4 роки тому +9

      pat-man Corey Holcomb is the only one.

    • @poerava
      @poerava 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah we do. We just know more than we did then. This comes with its pros and cons.
      Good comedians evolve and don’t blame people for not laughing at their jokes.

    • @stacyhunt1173
      @stacyhunt1173 4 роки тому +38

      Dave Chappelle does, he is the GOAT

    • @KAD10895
      @KAD10895 4 роки тому +3

      Pc culture took over in 2012 just after his death.

    • @dwightsim8535
      @dwightsim8535 4 роки тому +1

      Him and Paul Moonie alway told it like it was. They will be missed

  • @hugonongbri8100
    @hugonongbri8100 2 роки тому +52

    The sport fishing bit is one of the most genius in comedy history. Patrice was at the top of his game here 🤣🤣

  • @47Prosteam
    @47Prosteam 6 років тому +687

    We’ll never see another Partice in our lifetime. Nothing funnier than the naked truth and nobody told the truth more boldly than Patrice.
    He was brilliant

    • @MegaOhhboy
      @MegaOhhboy 4 роки тому +12

      Well we got corey Holcomb now

    • @akiman712
      @akiman712 4 роки тому +10

      Chapelle does the same. But Patrice is the guy you would expect to talk crap lol

    • @MegaTeeruk
      @MegaTeeruk 4 роки тому +8

      Amdrew Shulz is a contender.

    • @with_palo
      @with_palo 4 роки тому +3

      That would be Dave Chappelle

    • @robertjohnson3786
      @robertjohnson3786 4 роки тому +2

      You got that right. Sadly we will never see his likes again. I hope we can save all we can of him.

  • @TheRealDarrylStrawberry
    @TheRealDarrylStrawberry 5 років тому +218

    the whole fish thing is insanely brilliant.

  • @Hexxicano
    @Hexxicano 10 місяців тому +20

    "Hi, I'm white lady..." Gets me every time...LOL

  • @ShinkuGouki
    @ShinkuGouki 4 роки тому +429

    "Men working with women is like putting grisly bears with honey-covered salmon"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dirtyserg
    @dirtyserg 5 років тому +254

    "so. you. can. act. right." I say this regularly.

  •  6 років тому +377

    No wonder comics revere this guy...his material is gold, Jerry...gold!

    • @IAmRapture
      @IAmRapture 4 роки тому

      Glad I’m not the only one who peppers that quote in from time to time

    • @banderas2000
      @banderas2000 4 роки тому +2

      @j Smith seinfeld is classic. don't hate. o neal is legend. keep the hate in your bubble

    • @banderas2000
      @banderas2000 4 роки тому

      @j Smith awh you go emotional lol. save your tears for another day kiddo.

    • @banderas2000
      @banderas2000 4 роки тому

      @j Smith tell me boy. does the position of attention elude you? i can crack a joke better than u ever could lol. this is chess comedy. stay with checkers kiddo.

    • @banderas2000
      @banderas2000 4 роки тому +1

      @j Smith have a period emotional boy lol.

  • @dr.j7542
    @dr.j7542 4 роки тому +124

    "...is that how you treat ALL the fish!!!???"
    That my friends is one of the greatest single lines that ive heard in a stand up so far!

  • @oilplumber123
    @oilplumber123 4 роки тому +88

    The Grizzly Bear and the salmon dipped in honey shit was freaken golden too. Man I miss him 🙏

  • @justinwilson2025
    @justinwilson2025 6 років тому +1021

    This dude was so underrated. Such a shame he let Diabetes get the best of him. I feel his best was still yet to come.

    • @Brad_Pittstop
      @Brad_Pittstop 5 років тому +72

      Reginald Lovely Stroke because of high BP and uncontrolled diabetes

    • @dmel26
      @dmel26 4 роки тому +28

      I felt like a part of the reason this one was so good is bc he felt like the end might be close. He certainly talked about it often

    • @blackice7317
      @blackice7317 4 роки тому +17

      Renowned as one of the greatest comedians. "Underrated"...

    • @TA-tg1cf
      @TA-tg1cf 4 роки тому +7

      @Dario DeNiro you should look up the definition of a word you don't understand, BEFORE commenting on it. Could change your life.
      Just saying

    • @rossedwardmiller
      @rossedwardmiller 4 роки тому +9

      Top 10 all time
      Tell everyone you know and he won't be underrated

  • @076657
    @076657 6 років тому +871

    This guy is now my father figure.

    • @KingEst87
      @KingEst87 5 років тому +43

      We are brothers!!!

    • @kathypetersen2447
      @kathypetersen2447 4 роки тому +6

      Because raping women is ok if you show your friends how dumpster diving for passed out or dead women is funny?

    • @jacoblevenson7934
      @jacoblevenson7934 4 роки тому +79

      @@kathypetersen2447 yes

    • @ruebascu
      @ruebascu 4 роки тому +41

      @@kathypetersen2447 stfu

    • @MyPronounsISwhom
      @MyPronounsISwhom 4 роки тому +5

      Hey, brother

  • @32a34a
    @32a34a 4 роки тому +96

    Elephant in the Room needs to be added to The National Recording Registry in the
    Library of Congress its just that good.

  • @davewolf6256
    @davewolf6256 5 років тому +48

    "There's a pencil sticking out of his faaaaaace." That was when I realized, Patrice O'Neal can make the most random shit into the funniest thing ever!

  • @vurbzfenomeno
    @vurbzfenomeno 5 років тому +267

    "Oh my God!, the grisly bear just did grizzly bear stuff" 😂😂

  • @shawnsohayda8988
    @shawnsohayda8988 6 років тому +137

    Every once in awhile he would laugh at what he was saying. Patrice had the most wonderful contagious laugh. And he was funny as a motherfucker.

  • @bolow
    @bolow 4 роки тому +88

    "Why can't I harass you?" - P.O

  • @DubbleTee
    @DubbleTee 2 роки тому +6

    13:28 "Hi, I'm white lady"
    That fkn WRECKED ME.

  • @joedoubleyouem5873
    @joedoubleyouem5873 6 років тому +76

    that sport fishing analogy is spot on.

  • @Graemedico
    @Graemedico 6 років тому +301

    It's like letting grizzly bears work with salmon... dipped in honey. ..😂😂😂

  • @honeyblade5243
    @honeyblade5243 4 роки тому +94

    You know I can’t count how many times I’ve seen this special. Each time is funnier and funnier, miss you Patrice.

  • @mrbrightside7193
    @mrbrightside7193 4 роки тому +152

    As a woman, I find this to be one of the funniest things ever. And he did it in a tasteful way! It makes me so sad and angry that he is gone! I wish to God that he was still here and that I could see him!!!!

  • @kalinlee3792
    @kalinlee3792 6 років тому +250

    You a fish that jump back on the boat...😂😂😂😂😂💀im dead

    • @markprater1
      @markprater1 4 роки тому +7

      Saw him live in 2008. One of the best live shows ever!

  • @samfisher2306
    @samfisher2306 6 років тому +248

    "Dave! immediately" lol soooooo true

    • @Ramah71
      @Ramah71 5 років тому +26

      "What the f- what does she want... NOW?" I am deceased lmfao

    • @CDbiggen
      @CDbiggen 5 років тому +6

      Honestly me in my last relationship 😆

    • @newera5238
      @newera5238 4 роки тому +16

      I was married 14 years, that's some real stuff 😂😂😂😂.

    • @MyPronounsISwhom
      @MyPronounsISwhom 4 роки тому +8

      I've been healthy and happy and single for years and I got a shiver down my spine in remembrance of those days

  • @RMR1
    @RMR1 4 роки тому +41

    Patrice was consistently ranked as one of the best comedians -- by other comedians. That says a lot right there. The guy could make you laugh hysterically with nothing more than a slight nod of his head or twitch of his eyebrow. Genius.

    • @haroun1329
      @haroun1329 10 місяців тому

      He was underrated just like Greg Giraldo who passed away a year prior. A comics comic.

  • @stanleyshady9465
    @stanleyshady9465 3 роки тому +27

    "You gotta know that I can still catch fish.. so you can ACT RIGHT"

  • @SamuelHallEngland
    @SamuelHallEngland 6 років тому +225

    So far ahead of his time!

    • @bruhhh._.150
      @bruhhh._.150 5 років тому +7

      He Should've been living in this time when we need him need most

    • @JamesSmith-vr4vb
      @JamesSmith-vr4vb 2 роки тому +1

      For real

  • @bignacio87
    @bignacio87 6 років тому +671

    Devil tongue kissing jackal in the mouth lmao

  • @evansteinberg
    @evansteinberg 4 роки тому +51

    So proud to have represented him from 1999-2007

    • @ComedyTrip
      @ComedyTrip  4 роки тому +9

      Jason Steinberg you are lucky, I would have been happy to have had even a few minutes of interaction with Patrice, even if it was him savagely making fun of me, I would have laughed my ass off. I have seen some of the greatest of all time live, but I wish I had seen Patrice on a stage more than anyone.

    • @theemancipator2266
      @theemancipator2266 2 роки тому

      Jason Steinberg.... 10,000 emails and nobody showed up to this mfr. He emailed me four times ni...gga - Patrice O'Neal

  • @ANGELCITY323
    @ANGELCITY323 4 роки тому +41

    The Tuesday before Thanksgiving 2019...it’s going down!!

  • @grindhard4899
    @grindhard4899 6 років тому +456

    Today is Harassment Day!!!! R. I. P PATRICE

    • @VikingMuayThai
      @VikingMuayThai 4 роки тому +7

      It's coming up next week, don't forget guys!

    • @nolandoubleu9179
      @nolandoubleu9179 4 роки тому +1

      Anthony Fights I watched this for the first time just in time to catch it lol

    • @Stbuster31
      @Stbuster31 4 роки тому

      2019 was a great year!

    • @jodystarks6936
      @jodystarks6936 4 роки тому +1

      so close to this year's harrasment day

    • @claybourdo9913
      @claybourdo9913 4 роки тому

      @@jodystarks6936 It's Harrassment Day Eve!

  • @Seriona1
    @Seriona1 6 років тому +23

    Patrice, we fucking need you now more than ever.

  • @jonwhite549
    @jonwhite549 4 роки тому +14

    I remember the animal commercials. The song they would play was “in the arms of an angel”

  • @randyh.7782
    @randyh.7782 4 роки тому +64

    "Hi! I was wondering if you're gonna be fishing here again next week"?
    "Yeah! For other fish. Get off my boat!"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @hmackprotection1
    @hmackprotection1 7 років тому +132

    Rest In Peace Great One

  • @ShahryarKhan-KHANSOLO-
    @ShahryarKhan-KHANSOLO- 6 років тому +57

    Damn, this was hands-down THE best comedy segment I've ever watched 😂 Pure genius. My stomach will keep hurting till tomorrow. Daaaaayyyuuuumm. Ugggghhh.

  • @fluffyelephant32
    @fluffyelephant32 4 роки тому +24

    “IS THAT HOW YOU TREAT ALL THIS FISH” One of the truest analogies I’ve ever heard 2:25

  • @IamBOGARDSTYLEZ11
    @IamBOGARDSTYLEZ11 9 місяців тому +10

    The whole world is missing this dude!! Rest In peace 👑👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @teej6123
    @teej6123 5 років тому +134

    "Hi, I'm white lady."
    Killed me 😂😂😂

  • @jdb79jdb79
    @jdb79jdb79 5 років тому +19

    "Why can't I haaarrraass you, I can never harass you" omfg rofl

  • @o0o-jd-o0o95
    @o0o-jd-o0o95 5 років тому +22

    These jokes in this video are definitely on the very top of my list of favorite jokes of all time. Every time I watch them they are no less hilarious. I laugh my ass off every time. So funny I often have aftershock laughs .. you know when you're done laughing but you still have little small laughs for a few minutes afterwards.... I call them laughtershocks lol

    • @ComedyTrip
      @ComedyTrip  11 місяців тому

      Keep watching, keep laughing, nothing better than having a good laugh at some genius comedy

  • @FoxHuntJuJu
    @FoxHuntJuJu 2 роки тому +8

    Tongue kissing a JACKAL in the mouth. Lol that one gets me every time

    • @Skitz0frenix
      @Skitz0frenix 9 місяців тому

      "DIRTY WHITE BITCH!"
      The way he says that kills me 🤣

  • @dannyhantx
    @dannyhantx 6 років тому +549

    So much red pill truths.

    • @srpdesigns
      @srpdesigns 6 років тому +3

      Danny Han ALL. OVER THE THEATER DAN!!!!

    • @jinsu216
      @jinsu216 6 років тому +24

      Danny Han Found the virgin

    • @santana8797
      @santana8797 5 років тому +65

      Jinsu says the dude with the anime profile pic lmaon

    • @dddmemaybe
      @dddmemaybe 5 років тому +8

      @Jinsu just cause we found a few truths that exist doesn't mean there aren't others. You saying he is wrong based on your own populace of people experiences. I feel the comedian here was right enough to be truthful about most that he said. edit: also the observer, not the actor typically sees the most, so you might be right about the virgin thing anyways. Weird that virgin is used as an insult, but if calling someone a child is as well then it makes sense.

    • @Shauku33
      @Shauku33 5 років тому +7

      Jinsu you called me?

  • @stephenwhelan2673
    @stephenwhelan2673 4 роки тому +16

    I've only recently discovered this GENIUS...and it's terrible what we lost. But what hurts me most is that it's going to get to the stage when I've watched everything from him on youtube. No more new material. Rip you absolute legend

    • @jmlkhan5153
      @jmlkhan5153 7 днів тому

      Its okay, little brother. The black phillip show is timeless. You can, and MUST, listen to the whole thing multiple times for it to really sink in.

  • @Sammo212
    @Sammo212 4 роки тому +47

    This is legitimately in my top 3 favorite comedy specials of all time.

  • @battleaxe5518
    @battleaxe5518 4 роки тому +35

    Haven’t laughed this hard in a long time! The whole workplace harassment day segment was gold!

  • @odin1185
    @odin1185 4 роки тому +65

    A prophet taken way before his time. We so need him now.

  • @legitasballs2118
    @legitasballs2118 4 роки тому +65

    "Hi. I'm white lady." ☠️

  • @dlxinfinite7098
    @dlxinfinite7098 3 роки тому +5

    I just discovered Patrice. This is one of the most daring and brilliant sets ever.

  • @majorjockitch
    @majorjockitch 4 роки тому +47

    He's a genius , from material to timing , to inflection. The world got a little dimmer when he left us.

  • @andreo.7633
    @andreo.7633 6 років тому +175

    "happy harassment day" lmao

  • @hollywoodhawkins9730
    @hollywoodhawkins9730 7 років тому +183

    Gone way too soon!!

  • @ChrisR395
    @ChrisR395 4 роки тому +20

    We can only be grateful that so much of his material is online for free for us to enjoy. A true comic genius

  • @chevalierjd
    @chevalierjd 4 роки тому +8

    God I miss Patrice so much. This dude has me in stitches everytime. And he made everyone laugh. RIP, brother!

  • @Crumponalog
    @Crumponalog 5 років тому +15

    "There's a pencil sticking out of his fa-a-ace . . ." I died when he sang that.

  • @ohwell14
    @ohwell14 6 років тому +268

    I was slept on this dude, but now I'm woke 💯

    • @AmazingJayB51
      @AmazingJayB51 4 роки тому +6

      Go and listen to his Opie and Anthony stuff. Shit’s the best

    • @Mathew.
      @Mathew. 4 роки тому +1

      @@AmazingJayB51 and black Phillip is even better if you love Patrice

    • @tonyiommi2380
      @tonyiommi2380 4 роки тому +1

      You slept with him?

    • @ComedyTrip
      @ComedyTrip  11 місяців тому

      Opie and Anthony were smart, they would just ask Patrice a simple question and then he would talk for 30 minutes and have the absolute best and funniest take on whatever they had just asked him.

  • @rightyourwrong
    @rightyourwrong 4 роки тому +9

    an analogy joke is the best. and the longer you can take it is amazing

  • @LyndaGFavorites
    @LyndaGFavorites 4 роки тому +3

    I had to watch this video again. His genius was unmatched. I miss him so much. 😢 others have tried, but only a handful were this authentic, and naturally funny. He truly had a gift.

  • @alexhennigh5242
    @alexhennigh5242 4 роки тому +5

    Blows my mind that the first time I saw him was on one of those early 2000s VH1 compilation shows like Best Week Ever. Never in a million years could I have ever imagined he'd low key become one of the best comics for ever do it. Rest easy big guy.

  • @kcjones7735
    @kcjones7735 6 років тому +45

    The Goat period so funny him & Bill Burr😂😂😂💯

    • @cranekraken24
      @cranekraken24 5 років тому +1

      Both Boston guys too. Some of the best comedians are solid Boston dudes.

  • @Tes-qe1jc
    @Tes-qe1jc 4 роки тому +3

    He is now part of my life. Love you Patrice! Miss you soooo much brother.

  • @finbah5706
    @finbah5706 4 роки тому +34

    I saw him right before he died live at Twin River casino. FUNNY as hell. Some lady heckled him, and he destroyed her the rest of his set. I was in tears. Also amazed at how quick this guy is. He had a never ending supply of comebacks. RIP Patrice.

  • @infinitytime2463
    @infinitytime2463 6 років тому +46

    Damnit I miss patrice

  • @osamaexking
    @osamaexking 6 років тому +45

    i fuckin love this guy. RIP, funniest guy ever.

  • @richthepup
    @richthepup 4 роки тому +19

    I dont understand how I can have seen this 10 times and still die like i just heard the jokes.

  • @Dom21221
    @Dom21221 5 років тому +17

    He was so underrated. Gosh i loved him. Had one of the most craziest laughter with his standup I’m not kidding. And he was right too. Rip

  • @elfil76
    @elfil76 5 років тому +25

    The correct phrase is men working with hot young women.

  • @josephkhalil8314
    @josephkhalil8314 4 роки тому +39

    If a man brain has a voice, Patrice would represent it accurately enough to make it seem rude

  • @GuyOfAbsoluteTerror
    @GuyOfAbsoluteTerror 4 роки тому +7

    This Dude Was A God Walking In A Comedians Body 🐐🐐

  • @guillemmm3530
    @guillemmm3530 4 роки тому +15

    I've been whatching this monologues over and over again. I just enjoy it every time. It's so honest. It's brutal. This man cures such a scary amount of resentment/represed emotions I have...
    Thank for such an awesome emotional inteligence and fearless honesty, wherever you are at, man.
    Cheers from Spain.

  • @tallsmile28
    @tallsmile28 6 років тому +35

    It's a pencil sticking out of his face!!!! LMAO!!!

  • @Mazxlol
    @Mazxlol 5 років тому +11

    Love and miss Patrice, he was one great dude

  • @castro_d-_-b
    @castro_d-_-b 4 роки тому +2

    Always find my way back to this legend man, love him fr who else wish this man was here in 2020
    🔽

  • @felenti4956
    @felenti4956 4 роки тому +6

    never underrated just died too soon one of the best too ever do it rip king

  • @roaminghomosapiens7399
    @roaminghomosapiens7399 5 років тому +7

    I just came across this genius. I've seriously been missing out

  • @edmwaniki2262
    @edmwaniki2262 5 років тому +31

    Good morning Grizzly bears!...😂😂

  • @HurricaneJD
    @HurricaneJD 2 роки тому +3

    This set by Patrice O'Neal is in my top five all time favorite comedy sets ever

  • @aliahspirituality
    @aliahspirituality 2 роки тому +2

    EVERY minute of this was pure gold! Why have I never watched his stuff before. LEGEND

  • @liamc8729
    @liamc8729 5 років тому +198

    "She looks so cute with garbage on her" 😂🤣

    • @kathypetersen2447
      @kathypetersen2447 4 роки тому +11

      Rapists of unconscious or dead women..special sort of weird....

    • @blah9500
      @blah9500 4 роки тому +23

      You clearly dont understand the joke

    • @superintelligentapefromthe121
      @superintelligentapefromthe121 4 роки тому +5

      @@blah9500 well, look at her user name.

    • @blah9500
      @blah9500 4 роки тому +5

      @@superintelligentapefromthe121 yeah, first thing i noticed haha. hows the future btw?

    • @FirstnameLastname-bn4gv
      @FirstnameLastname-bn4gv 4 роки тому +5

      @@blah9500
      You mind explaining it? I don't understand which part of "men being attracted to women passed out behind a dumpster" is supposed to be true or relatable.

  • @TT-yc5md
    @TT-yc5md 4 роки тому +46

    Patrice was a true Comedy God and was way ahead of his time. RIP

  • @kortesupremotv3897
    @kortesupremotv3897 4 роки тому

    I miss Patrice so much ..I have to listen to all O&A ft Patrice again!

  • @justme8255
    @justme8255 4 роки тому +4

    He’s genuinely hilarious. I have tears 😂