As an avoidant introvert, I agree. I'd prefer sleeping in separate rooms or even in a duplex in my own place while my wife lives on the other unit. I'd ideally see her 2 to 3 days a week for 3-5 hours each day. Anything more time than that would annoy me.
Patrice O'Neal is easily on the Mt. Rushmore of comedians! Most major comedians who knew him said he was the ABSOLUTE BEST to have ever done it! They all knew they had to be on point when he was in the building because he was going to roast their @$$es! 🤣😏
DAMMIT I WAS JUST TURNING OVER A NEW LEAF AND THOUGHT A WIFE OR GIRLFRIENDS WAS A GOOD IDEA. EVEN FROM THE GRAVE THIS MAN JUST RUINED A RELATIONSHIP I DONT HAVE
He was brilliant . I love the reaction of the crowd especially the middle aged guy he looks like he's nearly in pain dying laughing you can see him convulse at the end to the line " Can't see the TV can't hear "
I've watched this a hundred times. "Men want to be alone. But we don't want to be by ourself." Perfect. "Ain't that better?" Real life, every day. Great to watch some of the women in the audience who see themselves in this bit.
The fact that both sexes were laughing let you know it’s true. Women act like we don’t know what they’re doing. Ain’t that bettah = I’m sucking your fun away so you can pay attention to me.
This is one of my favorite bits of all time. He just nails every single thing my wife comments on about my habits. It's like he had a connection to our Alexa😂
What makes this funnier is that every gf / wife has the same initial reaction, mad about it saying that ain't her at all, then realises she does every single one of them at some point lool
God bless the white race.
Bill Burr´s wife IRL:
Anyone here in 2025
😂
Every woman who watches this says it isn’t them
It doesn't matter what color you are blue black white brown yellow or purple every woman does this 😂😂😂 aint that better no its not
As an avoidant introvert, I agree. I'd prefer sleeping in separate rooms or even in a duplex in my own place while my wife lives on the other unit. I'd ideally see her 2 to 3 days a week for 3-5 hours each day. Anything more time than that would annoy me.
Haha omg that's funny! I showed this to my GF and boy did she get mad! 😂😂 She's like still mad at me thr next day
Patrice O'Neal is easily on the Mt. Rushmore of comedians! Most major comedians who knew him said he was the ABSOLUTE BEST to have ever done it! They all knew they had to be on point when he was in the building because he was going to roast their @$$es! 🤣😏
How is it that we are all dating the same woman, are there not any other versions that came out!?
What is it with women and tv volume? Every single female wants to lower tv volumes.
When I’m playing PlayStation with the curtains closed and she opens them so I can’t see shit 😂
Amazing! Definitely in top 10 ever!
Chick in the background at 2:32 is salty af
2.30 guy behind the girl laughing and his girl just😐🤣🤣🤣
I don't want to be alone together. I want to be alone... together.
Amen
DAMMIT I WAS JUST TURNING OVER A NEW LEAF AND THOUGHT A WIFE OR GIRLFRIENDS WAS A GOOD IDEA. EVEN FROM THE GRAVE THIS MAN JUST RUINED A RELATIONSHIP I DONT HAVE
It’s crazy how comfortable women are being annoying. Some even think it’s cute to bother you.
He was brilliant . I love the reaction of the crowd especially the middle aged guy he looks like he's nearly in pain dying laughing you can see him convulse at the end to the line " Can't see the TV can't hear "
This reminds me as a guy to enjoy being single while I still am rather than wanting a gf. I already see this coming in my future.
I've watched this a hundred times. "Men want to be alone. But we don't want to be by ourself." Perfect. "Ain't that better?" Real life, every day. Great to watch some of the women in the audience who see themselves in this bit.
Funny
true
This is 💎💎💎...
The fact that both sexes were laughing let you know it’s true. Women act like we don’t know what they’re doing. Ain’t that bettah = I’m sucking your fun away so you can pay attention to me.
I laugh every single time. An actual Legend before that word was now meaningless in 2023.
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Legend!
Patrice was so funny. As long as there are videos and memories, he'll always be with us. Grace.
Anyone here in 2023?
I’m here in 2024😎
Same time, next year bois 😆
The older I get … he’s spot on
I think of this bit everytime they update an app i use for the worse.
it is BETTER , that sandwich was healthy for you . 🥪 😅
This is a masterpiece.
All I could imagine was Lois from family guy 😂😂
As I women I like being around myself. My husband can be around.
Men are just like cats. Being in the same room, knowing you're happy and quietly doing your own thing over there while I'm over here existing quietly
This is the most perfect description of ever relationship. It's scary how good ot is.
Lol so true
Ain’t that better??
Cant see the tv cant hear the tv aint that better lol women aye 😅😂
He stupid!!! Lol!!!
I want you in the house but not in the room
😂😂😂😂😂
This is one of my favorite bits of all time. He just nails every single thing my wife comments on about my habits. It's like he had a connection to our Alexa😂
Omg made me die laughing at like 3am
This my be the greatest closing bit on a phenomenal set…….ever!
Ain't that better?
What makes this funnier is that every gf / wife has the same initial reaction, mad about it saying that ain't her at all, then realises she does every single one of them at some point lool