Patrice O'Neal's Great Question to Women
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- Опубліковано 28 чер 2016
- Patrice asks one of the best question I've ever heard to women and their answer tells a lot. The question starts a 1:00, I've left a little more for context and laughs.
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I was listening to Patrice on O&A, and a woman called and said you're only interested in women for sex. I'll never forget Patrice's reply: "That's all I'm interested in, if that's all you have to offer."
That's all I want if that's all you got.
BANG
I've had similar conversations. Watching a woman squirm when you ask, "Well, what else you got?" is priceless.
That's 1 of the realist things I've ever heard. Rip Patrice O'Neal. U are forever appreciated
@@trystan2956 Since when? Dude jerked off to porn and talked about it on O&A. He specifically mentions Japanese girls squirting titty milk at each other.
Don't try to foist your views on Patrice.
'I'm supposed to treat you special, but you're just a bunch of holes to yourself'
Kos Juludo no, it’s holes
Ron H Same thing.
Special hoes with special holes? 😎😐😲🧐👀
@@jedibattlemasterkos it's definitely holes.
no food, lemonade, nothing, = useless
Bill Burr: "Patrice O'Neal has the best Pussy Jokes I've ever seen."
Interviewer: "What about the rest of his act?"
Bill Burr: "That is his act."
Angelotube5000 where I can find the interview?
Get it but naah.. Bull can sit his ass down.. 😂
Bill burr is legend. So is Patrice. Chill.
You already explained, "You don't get pussy." *drops the mic* @Kami
if a girl dont have a pussy why would she need a man
Gotcha bitch! -- Dave Chappelle
I'd thumb you up, but I don't want to disrupt the "69"
Ha Gotcha! - Jordan Peterson
Haha, i say this D.C. phrase allll the time in my head..when applicable lol
drawcoder LMAO
Gotcha gotcha - Chip Chipperson
Patrice looking like he's doing stand-up in the matrix
Wowww did a double take when I saw ur name pop up....big fan of your work man been subscribed for a while
Frick man, ive never seen u in the comments
Yooooo
himode he was a Zionist.
Someone finally set it.
The way he makes them talk is like watching a snake charmer...
Satch Boogie Which video do you think is best to learn from
AZ Battle School I've thought alot about that myself but its hard to say which video is best to learn from. Patrice O'Neal was a comic genius & on another level when it comes to his relationship knowledge & advice. He did have a O&A spin-off show called 'The Cult of Black Philip' where ppl would call in & he'd giv relationship advice (always on point). But there probably isn't just one 'best' video. You'd havta look into alot of his stuff, most of which is easily found on UA-cam for free.
If you end up putting together a collection, please let me know, id be very interested. Im a huge fan of his.
Many comics who knew him say he was like that with women, he was doggin them the whole time yet he had them cheering at the truth
@@reallue The show was called the Black Phillip Show, the cult of black phillip was an uploader.
@@AZTigerMMA Watch "Patrice Oneal's Philosophy on Men and Women"
He wasnt a comedian...he was a prophet
A prophet who likes peeing at people.
theedgeinshow : agreed.
He wishes
@wilfredo catlin Yeah but you never get laid. He did....
@wilfredo catlin You don't get laid. He did. I do.. Lol /middlefinger
"You just classified yourself as a series of holes." Lmao that's incredible and deep, no pun intended.
@Mr. Majestic holes not hoes
Mr. Majestic holes, listen to the joke
@Mr. Majestic 'Holed' on to this L
Mr. Majestic holes you stupid fuck
Na man... you intend them puns. Get your pun on homes. Pun it up. Puns
He won at their own game, ha! :)))
Check and mate :3
Dodo M Killed em!!
Gold they walked right into it lol
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Like a car on a one way street.
this is genius
He was.
He had the predetermined answer before he asked the question. Classic comedy mechanics like having roast jokes available for heckling audience members.
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I've binge watched his material...sad he's gone.
Genius is an understatement.
Top-shelf skit right there.
Rest in peace Patrice Lumumba O'Neal - Modern Philosopher 1969 - 2011
It's Patrice Malcolm O'Neal.
FREE LUMUMBA!
Tomi Adewole lmao Patrice Lumumba 😂😂😂 those who know know
How did he die? I just discovered him and his comedy.
@@blueyedevildarkness7649 if you love his comedy, go look up Black Phil Radio show. you can thank me later...
You need supreme confidence in how women will respond for this bit to work, and they didn't let him down. The very idea of offering more than the physical would never enter their minds.
Yes, he set this up brilliantly. Shows his mastery in the art of comedy. And I shudder to think what epic behemoth of a punchline would have followed if a woman had actually answered with "learning to play xbox, pool,etc..." I'm certain he would be prepared for that. Just one more reason to miss him.
It actually says a lot about how women see men
@@marpfel The sort of people who'd have a different, nuanced answer are the sort of people who won't be shouting their elaborate ideas at a comedian. There are many reasons why this routine works, but it's not quite "because it's true".
@@VestinVestin agree
Of course if would enter their mind. You u think all women are shallow and stupid? Mine ain't.
The question is phrased how would "you keep your man", but the implicit meaning the people hear is "how would you keep your man... sexually satisfied"?
Cuz we know sexual satisfaction plays its role in any healthy relationship
Patrice was the most underrated comic of his day. Honestly I think he was the best of the best.
he definitely could have been. He was just focusing his talent into a real force when he died. He could have done better in the business if he 'played the game' but he wanted to stay righteous and he wouldn't have been as funny. He was just getting to the point where he was so funny he didn't need to compromise and still be successful.
Underrated, no. Underappreciated, yes.
He was probably underrated because he was right about women
Norm Macdonald thinks so.
I never even heard of him until long after his death. Thank goodness for UA-cam. Obviously well respected by other comedians of today
This is not even commedy anymore, this is pure anthropology, just amazing, deep and precious.
I really wish this guy woulda stayed healthy. Comedy just isn't the same without him
Citizenthirteen please don't talk about the dead like that
no way in hell progressives would let him say half of what he says... even if he's black
Being 2020 we need him now more than ever
dunno know about all that, it can't just be a coincidence that so many truth tellers die so much earlier than the rest of the hollywood creeps who always pretend that they're so god d***ned _Friendly_
The closest equivalent is Burr. They were buddies and you can kinda see it in the material.
"Well look..."
*Patrice shoulder shrug*
"Whatever..."
lol that shit is classic
We need this guy today more than ever. RIP.
If this does not convert you into a Patrice fan, i do not know what will
“ You can talk, I’ll listen to you talk about nothing.” Lol
"Welcome...to The Black Phillip Show, I am not Black Phillip...😅"
"Who had the herpes?"
What...thafuck...are you talkinabout bitch??!!
Anti up time bitch, IMMA PIMP.
"The loveee doctor"
"Who had the herpes" ?
That question was a trap, a beautiful and perfectly laid trap set by Patrice and women didnt even saw it coming, Not surprised there TBH. Theres no other stand up comics who knows more than Patrice when it comes to the psychology of relationship between men and women.
@Da Royal General how is it not a trap? its exactly the definition of one
@@bigbirdmusic8199 It was a trap,deliberatly seted up for this kind of joke. This royal guy is thicc. Its called comedy royal,dont be an ass ;)
To be fair....one of his prized pupils, one Bill burr has an idea....or three about what Patrice taught him on the road
It wasnt even a trap though. It was a question with an honest response. They know deep down that the majority of their value to men is as a sexual object, they just dont want to admit it. It wasnt a trap it was just a persuasion of honesty
@@callanc3925 It IS a trap, because the question have an IMPLIED sexual undertone to it. Ask a similar question to a guy" What can you do to (sexually) satisfy a woman if you don't have a dick? She can't fuck you now since you don't have a dick?" Your first respond would be using your mouth or hands or whatever. Because the question is sexual in nature, people think the answer have to be sexual as well. But that's the joke he is waiting to jump on.
The amount of upvote in the OP comment is the amount of people actually smart enough to understand the trap. I see that only a few hundred of people get this.
Seriously one of the greatest bits of all time.
I've asked many women what the benefits are to me personally for getting married I've never gotten a good answer
Try asking your future wife's kids.
what you mean the kids she's had by another man?
Marriage, or atleast the idea behind it, is to solidify the relationship between 2 mating adults. Same home. Pooled resources and more importantly, 2 parent households.
Easiest way to move up in the financial and social ladder is to have a stable and reciprocating relationship. You can be "wellll o can make alll the money myself cuz im a man." Ya. Well. You plus someone making just as much. Or even only half as much is alrdy in a better position than you all alone. Plus it splits the house upkeep. Freeing you up to do even more.
DreadPages
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Yeah, IF it lasts. It’s way too easy nowadays to just hit the courthouse for little to no reason. The numbers have been in for a while now, marriage is a terrible bet for men.
@@DreadPages You don't have to get married to share resources.
anytime people ask "what was so brilliant about Patrice?", you just show them this
This clip perfectly encompasses what I’ve been saying for a long time:
Women objectify themselves and it’s evident by the fact that most of them think that the only thing they need to bring to the table in a relationship is their bodies.
Another obvious thing is that check social media insta tik tok and everything even on streets, all they're doing is showing off their bodies if we would do man vs female study on this subject we would have like 99.99% female dominance in the part of showing off the physical appearance, men don't do that on the same scale not even close at all and if so its just a tiny fraction below 0.1%. They do objectify themselves and blame us for stating that out loud.
@@Mohamed5ch I've pointed this out so many times. Even their accounts are deal with something that has nothing to do with sex, like gaming or something, they sexualize themselves. Even sports players, they sexualize themselves. And the reason they dislike it being pointed out is because they don't want to become better persons. They want to feel good about sucking. And now it's spreading more and more to males as females and female-minded people pump out all of the cultural ideas that affect how the population lives.
Based on the comments you can tell females pick they battles.
It also helps that women dont watch patrice, also there are no women on the internet.
@@missionpupa no women on the internet? all they do is check social media and fish for attention. they married to their phones.
O L woosh dude fuckin woosh
@@missionpupa No one on the Internet knows that you are a dog. No one.
Or we just know how to take a joke...?
One of the most underrated comedians, right next to Doug Stanhope
Doug, BOWS, to Patrice.! Listen to ANY of, "The Black Phillip Show" on here, & you'll see why. He goes beyond guys just agreeing, & co-signing. He hits you w/a whole new POV, of thinking, using his analogies. 😉
@@MyKill71 also listen to his appearances on opie and anthony. Or his old appearances obviously. Dude was a genius
@@LEGIONOFKNICKSPODCAST I already have. Hours, & hours of O&A. Even the episode, when the "Black Dr. Phil" show idea, was created. He did their show, mostly for free. They should've paid Patrice, for getting them higher ratings.! 😉
@@MyKill71 Agreed but opie is and was a hater. Opie was fearful of patrice and his talent, as admitted by Ant and even at times, implicitly by OPie. Opie is a bitch.
A show with patrice, ant, and jimmy with comedic friends like colin quinn wouldve been epic.
@@LEGIONOFKNICKSPODCAST I fondly remember those N-Opie shows with just Anthony and Patrice. I wish I could go back in time and tell Jim and Ant to drop Opie for patrice
This man was a comedy king... probably one of the funniest yet best thinkers I have ever heard of... we need you now in 2018 RIP Patrice
He was philosophical about his dumb shit
I'm here in 2021, thinking if you thought we needed him in 2018, just wait...
Patrice was a genius. Period. What a great loss.
this was a good social experiment. smart dude
A classic case of "Congratulations, you played yourself."
@@VeryIntellijent who knew staying home with your family made you a lot more happy then going to work LOL
The best part is how unsurprised he is by the response
A true professor
“Somebody gotta tell ya”
RIP Patrice you are missed
if patrice was alive now, he wouldve had a couple netflix specials under his belt and he would be going head to head with dave chappelle as the best comedian of our century.
Century? Wouldn't know. Of his generation? Most definitely.
@@oz_jones yep. You wouldn't know.
Chappelle isnt best of generation.
@@fredgarvin4482 who is, Kevin Hart, he sucks in comparison.
He would've been injustly cancelled in no time.
He set them up for that so hard, daaammn
No one said "learn to tell better stories"
Excellent line
Every comedian's favorite comedian
He got em.😜
He got em good.
The low key genius of Patrice. These are more than jokes people.
Textbook example of an Ambush ladies, and you walked right into it. Need to put this video in FM 7-8.
this guy is enlightened.. too funny
😂😂 Hook line and sinker,, what a LEGEND,, RIP
This guy was the best at telling it just how it is😂...regardless of who or what!...1 of my favs of all time.
"Well, look, whatever."
Perfection.
what a smart and honest fellow Patrice was. RIP
This is upper level.
women have this extremely powerful bluff and facade, but its only as thick as the shell of a raw egg. peck thru fellas
EXACTLY....
I miss this dude. He's needed now more than ever!
Patrice is the GOAT to me. Body of work is just priceless.
Dude is a legend .. miss him so much
Women: “All you men think about is sex”
Also women: “If I lost my 😻, I still got two other holes” 🤣🤣🤣
Goofy 304's
Wow, just wow. Haven't seen anything like it. Standard Patrice -- RIP.
Hahaha my god i saw that coming a mile away and they just walked right into it
I learned about Patrice on o&a and listened to reruns for 2 months before I found out he was dead... no lie I teared up. God bless you you big beautiful bastard
" You classified yourselves as holes" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 RIP Patrice. Miss ya horribly.
I can't find one single comment of a woman saying "well actually this is what I'd do.." ....I'll wait
RIP Patrice
This is gold.
How long can you respect a person in a relationship, who doesn’t even respect themselves, before you have to cut them out of your life?
Not long huh?
Self love is a very rare trait in today’s society. And it’s something many people (especially women) lack.
It’s important to realize how much your really worth, and to put yourself before others, while still caring for others.
Without it. You don’t have the patience to be a good person and help others, if you have nothing to give.
You first have to fill your cup, in order to have something to share.
Be yourself. Love yourself. Cause no one will ever be able to love you more than YOU. 💙
GOD loves you much more than yourself, and always put others before yourself.
This man was way ahead of his time.
Picasso of woman . Genius
AIR LEBRON Picasso was actually a womanizer haha.
Men should give themselves a note to rewatch this at least once a month to remind themselves wtf it is...
It's bittersweet seeing this great man perform in these old videos. We lost an amazing human being.
Why can't I find this specific stand up anywhere?? All Trice's stand ups are golden
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This video has now been upgraded to a "Certified hood classic"
U proved it Man...
Patrice was ahead of the game.
Just casually roasting half the planets population
Patrice was a genius....he was always on fire and he was on par with the top comedians.
He was a genius!!!!
Brilliant...... and only Patrice could set it up and deliver it so smoothly 👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣
"You just classified yourself as a series of holes" bwAAHAHAHAHA
He was a truly wise philosopher
Patrice was a very funny and a very wise man, he asked all the right questions and had the right answers, too bad we weren't listening. We were too busy chasing skirt.
Thats why when your woman acts weird. Its always your fault.
He was legendary, baited every woman in the room and they took it like a fish out of water!
He could have been out first Black President......now for THAT, I will shed a tear☹️😢😭
Amazing clip....Great Guy
Absolutely genius!
Patrice, did this show meaning years ago. Insightful and prophetic about today’s situating between men and women. Good work sir, your humor and thoughts are missed
This will never gets old, 🤣 😆😂 classic, I watch this or listen to this at least twice a year
this is ... you know i been searching for a word to describe how valuable this single 2-3 min clip is for 5 minutes, typing a certain word then deleting it... i cant find the right word... some divine content right there folks
Walked right into a trap😂😂😂😂
We need this guy more than ever. RIP.
To Slick...he leads them right in and flips it. He is just a natural.
GOLD...
one of the smartest jokes ever created
This is why it's so hard to make your woman feel special because you both know the truth.. she equates being a homemaker to being handcuffed to the kitchen so just reduced herself to a series of holes. We all know it AND allow it.. it's all a charade. Good job Patrice may you rest in peace
The fact that they themselves answered the question with those things makes it all the more surreal
Comedians, especially good ones, are the ones that tell the truth just make it sound better 😂. Now he clearly gave them the chance to say anything and what do they say? 😂 that was good
If dave having so much hate now can u imagine how patrice wud be hated in in this era?
Bro...he got them 😂
If i had the money..i'd make a touring hologram of this genius
One of the best standup bits, just for the pure insight & genius.
This is a man speaking, knowing that he's going to die young, so he can afford to be honest.
Truer words never spoken. "The candle that shines twice as bright burns out twice as fast"
He lived fast, died young....
We can all afford to be honest, no matter your time left here on earth. I think this is what Patrice would be proud of inspiring.
@Tobias Belz wtf are black years?
@@user-ip5fm3ck4p According to him, black people live very dangerous lives without regard for their health and safety so he'd lived way longer than his age shows.
I would say that it's less about black years and more about comic years. Look at Doug Stanhope for example. He even jokes about the abuse he's put his body through. Some comics never make it
What an intellectual, miss him 🖤
I always come back and watch this clip, and it's always as funny as the last time. I wish I can give it 2 thumbs up
Excellent couldn't hold my laughs even am at the hairdresser 😂👍👏
patrice in heaven cause he was giving out too many life cheat codes to men god was like oof gotta level the playing field RQ
He was good. Damn you 💀.
I didn’t even know him but I miss him. May you Rest In Peace, Patrice.
The greatest joke in history!!! you just classified yourself as a series of wholes is the best punchline!! This man was a GOD amongst mere mortals!!!! Gone to damn soon!!!