Top 100 Rodney Dangerfield Jokes

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  • Опубліковано 20 лис 2021
  • Rodney’s top 100 jokes in honor of Rodney’s 100th. 💯
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  • @robertgt1858
    @robertgt1858 2 роки тому +393

    "The doctor picked me up and smacked me, I found out the nurse got a few in too"
    - one of my many favorites.

    • @jesuguru2394
      @jesuguru2394 2 роки тому +33

      "I was so ugly, when I was born the doctor slapped my mother."

    • @randallulrich
      @randallulrich 2 роки тому +8

      @@jesuguru2394: I was waiting for this joke in the video compilation. When it didn't appear, I looked for it in the comments. At least you got the joke.

    • @scooteranthony6297
      @scooteranthony6297 2 роки тому +15

      That on really caught me off guard., I had a mouth full of coffee that went everywhere, but down my throat. What a mess. Thank you Rodney. It was definitely worth it. 😎

    • @brianlane9534
      @brianlane9534 2 роки тому

      yep

    • @davidrockey7190
      @davidrockey7190 Рік тому +3

      That's what I'm talking about true genius if he can make Johnny Carson laugh holsterically that's all need to be said about how good he was.

  • @toneloke7489
    @toneloke7489 2 роки тому +2003

    It wasn't just the hilarious jokes, it was they way he delivered them, the man is a genius and artist, there's no one like him.

    • @ppumpkin3282
      @ppumpkin3282 2 роки тому +35

      I saw him live once, I'm sure we all heard the same jokes before, but people were rolling in the aisles anyway. It was his delivery. Once he got the crowd laughing they couldn't stop.

    • @mikelldaley9078
      @mikelldaley9078 2 роки тому +13

      AMEN

    • @stevenharris5997
      @stevenharris5997 2 роки тому +17

      Rodney the best

    • @tomherd4179
      @tomherd4179 Рік тому +6

      You said that right !!

    • @Stuart68505
      @Stuart68505 Рік тому +9

      True he is unique and has a real genius at this style of humor & insights into human nature.

  • @cynicsupreme
    @cynicsupreme 8 місяців тому +120

    Rodney wrote THE BEST one liners. He was probably the greatest comedian of all time.

  • @javierhuerta6557
    @javierhuerta6557 Рік тому +478

    Perfection every single time. The delivery, the timing, the body language, everything. He was a natural and I don't think we'll ever get someone like him again.

    • @mylovesongs2429
      @mylovesongs2429 Рік тому +9

      there are some great one-liner comedians, but they simply haven't got the delivery that Rodney had. The straightening of the tie was always so funny! The mentioning of his doctor, Dr. Vinny Boombats, was great! What a quack HE was! hahaha!

    • @alexwebb932
      @alexwebb932 Рік тому +1

      Joey Coco Diaz

    • @razmatazz9310
      @razmatazz9310 Рік тому +8

      @@alexwebb932 Joey wishes.

    • @satelconsa6873
      @satelconsa6873 Рік тому

      Rocky Laporte

    • @scottjohnson7780
      @scottjohnson7780 10 місяців тому

      And the signature red tie.

  • @scottjohnson7780
    @scottjohnson7780 2 роки тому +1224

    There will never be another Rodney. He was the greatest.

    • @DrinksJokesStorytelling
      @DrinksJokesStorytelling 2 роки тому +29

      he gets no respect...

    • @blakjack3053
      @blakjack3053 2 роки тому +10

      Yep, I binge on the comedy of both Rodney Dangerfield and Don Rickles on UA-cam !

    • @FATMAN162x
      @FATMAN162x 2 роки тому +2

      I mean this guy is legendary and all, but Bernie Mac does his exact technique sometimes and is just as good. He’s the king for a reason. This guy is just really good at working a crowd with a joke every 2 seconds.(I know the video is edited but he pretty much is just as fast) But in the end that’s all he does. I didn’t even know people liked him like that. But after reading these comments I guess people like him. But it gets boring after 10min

    • @timmiller7338
      @timmiller7338 2 роки тому +5

      Beetleguise was inspired by him!!

    • @razorsharpe3371
      @razorsharpe3371 2 роки тому +15

      @Fatman_162x.
      Comparing Bernie Mac to Rodney Dangerfield…. now that’s funny !

  • @suraya1224
    @suraya1224 2 роки тому +643

    Rodney said he suffered from depression most of his life. He certainly knew how to make us forget our own sorrows. I hope he knew how much he delighted his audience, & how much we appreciated & valued the gift of laughter he gave us! RIP, Rodney.

    • @erikchommie2844
      @erikchommie2844 Рік тому +58

      Some of the funniest people are the most depressed. It's a coping mechanism of sorts. RIP Rodney, one of the greatest.

    • @ernestleong476
      @ernestleong476 Рік тому +35

      I saw a documentary about him. Wow, he had a rough childhood. He turned his sadness into laughs, but sometimes I hear a few of his jokes, I just feel sorry for him.

    • @cherylvisconti
      @cherylvisconti Рік тому +9

      Yes

    • @darrensiegel6651
      @darrensiegel6651 Рік тому +22

      Absolutely. There are always kernels of truth in comedy. Comedy was therapeutic for him you can tell.

    • @georgeplagianos6487
      @georgeplagianos6487 Рік тому +13

      @@darrensiegel6651 that's true about him and other great comedians and what about the local people we know. Those around us who always make Wise cracks always like to joke around lifing other people's spirits up? Could that be a sign of hiding or coping with their own sadness and depression? I can see that in myself too always trying to make other people crack up when you notice that they're sad and they could use a little pick me up. Give us a sense of worth and enjoyment when you see other people laugh. And you see so many people have their own different ways of laughing. I always like enjoy watching them with the different ways they crack up when I make them laugh

  • @justinjohnson2294
    @justinjohnson2294 23 дні тому +10

    Rodney has always been my favorite! Been laughing at his jokes 60yrs.

  • @garmofkygregoryalanarmstro1518
    @garmofkygregoryalanarmstro1518 Рік тому +382

    King of the 1 liner's. Who else can make you laugh 100 times in 14 minutes? R.I.P. Rodney, you are truly missed!

    • @XCaliKev
      @XCaliKev 8 місяців тому +2

      For one liners I prefer Henny Youngman, no disrespect to Rodney he’s funny as hell. ( Just realized he gets no respect) didn’t do that intentionally.

    • @genewortell-do7nn
      @genewortell-do7nn 5 місяців тому +1

      Henry young man!!!!!, Not funny ! At all!!!!!!!!!......

    • @garmofkygregoryalanarmstro1518
      @garmofkygregoryalanarmstro1518 5 місяців тому +1

      I find Geechy Guy funny with one liners also however, he can be focused on the mature side and dirty beyond anything Rodney said.

  • @johnmecca9008
    @johnmecca9008 2 роки тому +680

    A delivery that can never be duplicated. This man was a great. RIP

    • @Sjyoutheman
      @Sjyoutheman 2 роки тому +17

      He was the funniest man ever!!!!RIP

    • @katherinemooney4396
      @katherinemooney4396 2 роки тому +12

      One of a kind! No duplicates! The best!

    • @stevendavidoff5168
      @stevendavidoff5168 2 роки тому +9

      Took the words right out of my mouth! His one liners are hilarious but his delivery made the act

    • @joshhunter935
      @joshhunter935 2 роки тому +9

      Best at one liners

    • @johnmecca9008
      @johnmecca9008 2 роки тому +9

      @@stevendavidoff5168 and then the tie-fix is his staple 🤣. Ur right, one-liners are freakin genius.

  • @hashchief664
    @hashchief664 2 роки тому +393

    He would be 100 tomorrow (22/11/1921)
    One of the greatest comedians to ever walk the earth. Helped make the careers of so many upcoming comics a reality. I hope he gets the bronze statue in his hometown.

    • @danfors1333
      @danfors1333 2 роки тому +12

      They should put fountain sprinklers in the forehead of that statue.

    • @Drew_D
      @Drew_D 2 роки тому +7

      Happy 100 to Rodney!

    • @terencejay8845
      @terencejay8845 2 роки тому +10

      I'll never forget his Triple Lindy.

    • @ArrivedStoned
      @ArrivedStoned 2 роки тому +18

      Statue would be awesome. But the Democrats would tier it down.

    • @randallulrich
      @randallulrich 2 роки тому +6

      With Rodney's luck, he'd get the equivalent of the "Scary Lucy" bronze statue.

  • @mcgloinm1
    @mcgloinm1 3 місяці тому +27

    I'm soo glad we have clips of him. all though he's gone he'll never get old.

  • @dingusspuckler
    @dingusspuckler Рік тому +17

    Rodney Dangerfield and Johnny Carson. Doesn’t get any better than that.

  • @barrymann6888
    @barrymann6888 Рік тому +162

    Met Rodney in1984or 1985 while I was Director of Operations at the Omni Berkshire hotel in NYC. He would come down in his bathrobe and hang out with the concierges and make them laugh quite a bit. Every joke or story was different, as though he was making them up at the spur of the moment - - comic genius AND a really nice guy. He is truly missed.

  • @tomconstance2391
    @tomconstance2391 2 роки тому +95

    Can't leave out, "I met the Surgeon General; he offered me a cigarette" in front of President Reagan. :)

  • @guyh.4121
    @guyh.4121 6 місяців тому +15

    My wife and I saw him a year or so before he passed when we were in Vegas. It was no stop laughter, one joke after the next. The place was packed and everyone was laughing their asses off. Glad I got to see him. Rodney was the best.

  • @BrandonRiott
    @BrandonRiott Рік тому +27

    "I told my wife I'm like wine, I get better with age....she locked me in the cellar!"

  • @guildedtalleywacker4627
    @guildedtalleywacker4627 2 роки тому +489

    Rodney was like a steam roller, once he got rolling there was no stopping him, & he was always on a roll. Saw him live in Vegas in the seventies, my sides ached for two days. One of a very special breed of comics.

    • @tek6423
      @tek6423 2 роки тому +5

      I never saw Rodney live, and I regret it so much. Saw Kinnison twice in Rochester NY….extraordinary. I go to see Gilbert any time he is near where I am. Saw him at Carolines in the big city……just incredible.

    • @bubbaray575
      @bubbaray575 2 роки тому +6

      Yup, he was one of a kind, life was just brutal to him but he just kept on plugging away; man that's inspirational!
      Did see him live in 89 and he was unstoppable, not only worked with the crowd but he was just brutal to the hecklers....it was great.
      If you're going to heckle a comedian Rodney should be your last choice.

    • @robertschiffler555
      @robertschiffler555 2 роки тому +5

      Agreed and I wish today's comedians were funny.
      Most modern Comics are too afraid of offending the snowflakes and therefore can't tell a good joke.

    • @paxhumana2015
      @paxhumana2015 2 роки тому +2

      @@robertschiffler555 , I would be the kind of person that would roast everyone, left, right, middle, AND fringe alike, you know, if I had a sense of humor and if comedy clubs were not so uptight.

    • @darrellkramer8097
      @darrellkramer8097 2 роки тому

      Buddy Jacket and Shecky Green.

  • @georgiaman1926
    @georgiaman1926 Рік тому +725

    Rodney is the best medicine for depression. He makes me laugh when I never thought I would again.

    • @noahpartic7586
      @noahpartic7586 Рік тому +14

      Zoloft has got nothing on Dangerfield😏.

    • @daverandall6352
      @daverandall6352 Рік тому +16

      Totally agree haha. Hope Hope feeling better : )

    • @noahpartic7586
      @noahpartic7586 Рік тому +4

      @@daverandall6352 😏So far.

    • @daverandall6352
      @daverandall6352 Рік тому +5

      @@noahpartic7586 Glad to hear my man 💪

    • @michaelvaladez6570
      @michaelvaladez6570 Рік тому +8

      This is true...y mother never breastfeed me she said she just wanted to be friends..omg..I fell out of my chair...he was the greatest..rapid fire delivery may he rest in peace Rodney 🙏.

  • @invaderjay
    @invaderjay Рік тому +24

    Holy shit, these are STILL gold in 2023 🤣

  • @Tom.Livanos
    @Tom.Livanos Рік тому +11

    The flies chipping in to fix the fly screen was pure gold... LOL

  • @christopherkraft1327
    @christopherkraft1327 2 роки тому +648

    Rodney Dangerfield was a true comedic genius!!! Rest In Peace Rodney. ,🙏

    • @maryannemelenka9250
      @maryannemelenka9250 2 роки тому +5

      Yes he, s quick and fast. I hate jokes 8 chapters long!

    • @rtazman2004
      @rtazman2004 2 роки тому +5

      Yes he was very much so Thank you 😊

    • @joegrimes9232
      @joegrimes9232 2 роки тому +7

      He was master of the one liner. Inspiration to many a comic

    • @melromero3091
      @melromero3091 2 роки тому +1

      @@maryannemelenka9250 í ok I'll

    • @Jman417
      @Jman417 Рік тому +1

      Yes

  • @davidwolf226
    @davidwolf226 2 роки тому +456

    What an era this was! God bless Rodney and Johnny and so many others. We didn't know just how lucky we were back in the day.

    • @thomas45081
      @thomas45081 2 роки тому +20

      Ohhh ... Hell Yeah, we had it good! ... even when I talk to my grandkids, they are shocked about how fun it was, and especially how we got more bang for our buck, and much else. Love this guy, Rodney!

    • @efrainelsanchosanchez3139
      @efrainelsanchosanchez3139 2 роки тому +4

      Born to late

    • @jski7355
      @jski7355 2 роки тому +8

      Often imitated. , NEVER duplicated . What " stress" relievers . Always made your laugh after a shitty day . Laughter helps relieve many ailments

    • @leslauner5062
      @leslauner5062 2 роки тому +9

      I did...I was SOOOO born in the right era. I enjoyed Johnny Carson on TV for 15 years before he retired. He was GOLDEN!

    • @rusytravis9092
      @rusytravis9092 2 роки тому

      @@efrainelsanchosanchez3139 misspelled latte.

  • @nathanas64
    @nathanas64 Місяць тому +5

    Absolute genius!
    What’s great about him is his jokes are still funny today! And of course the delivery is the best !

  • @deantitus9734
    @deantitus9734 5 місяців тому +35

    They'll never be anyone better than Rodney Dangerfield when it comes to comedic timing!! If you don't stop laughing soon enough, he'll be two jokes ahead of you!! RESPECT and RIP Rodney!!

  • @dominicksforza3484
    @dominicksforza3484 2 роки тому +618

    At the lowest points of my life Rodney had me hysterically laughing, to this day when I'm down 5 minutes is all it takes for Rodney to make me feel better. RIP Rodney, and thank you for the laughs.

    • @DrJ-hx7wv
      @DrJ-hx7wv 2 роки тому +10

      This is why they exist, thank God

    • @dominicksforza3484
      @dominicksforza3484 2 роки тому +5

      @@DrJ-hx7wv yes sir Walter, nobody can touch his insanity and delivery.

    • @elizabethferrari1346
      @elizabethferrari1346 2 роки тому +10

      I woke up crying from the pain. I'm now laughing and feel like I can get through another day. Thanks Rodney.

    • @blueskye6372
      @blueskye6372 2 роки тому +5

      @Dominick. Understand. At same point now 2022 but laughing. 👏🙏🙂💗📽️

    • @dominicksforza3484
      @dominicksforza3484 2 роки тому +3

      @@blueskye6372 Rodney is/was a national treasure who makes me crack up when I needed it the most.

  • @lizconn1958
    @lizconn1958 2 роки тому +379

    I met him at the bar at Dangerfields. Told him a joke or two. He used my jokes during his set and gave me credit. What a guy.

    • @GigaBoost
      @GigaBoost Рік тому +13

      Why make up lies on the internet

    • @D4NK1
      @D4NK1 Рік тому +36

      @@GigaBoost "I tell you I'm fine now but last week I was in rough shape, I had to lie on the internet just to get likes"

    • @Pewtooyou
      @Pewtooyou Рік тому +2

      @@GigaBoost LOL

    • @tomnaquin8903
      @tomnaquin8903 Рік тому +2

      You don't get no respect either.

    • @aloha2104
      @aloha2104 Рік тому +1

      liz conn - That was cheap!..

  • @user-yd1zl1tv8x
    @user-yd1zl1tv8x 9 місяців тому +40

    Rodney, you are the GREATEST, the GOAT!
    Happy 101st funny man. Thanks for the laughs!!!
    Blessed be your memory always.

    • @markpav9906
      @markpav9906 3 місяці тому +1

      love rodney most comediens suffer depression

  • @tomsmith5216
    @tomsmith5216 3 місяці тому +31

    I watch his stuff over and over, and it cracks me up every time

  • @richardmundt7854
    @richardmundt7854 Рік тому +361

    What makes Rodney unique is what I call his "rapid fire" delivery. Most comedians tell and joke and get a laugh, then tell another joke, and so on. Rodney's jokes are like a machine gun. they're rapid and nonstop. He was truly one of kind.

    • @psions555
      @psions555 Рік тому +19

      The wonderful Phyllis Diller was very much the same. Just a constant stream of jokes

    • @garthely1549
      @garthely1549 Рік тому

      @@psions555 by

    • @xXxJSCOTTxXx
      @xXxJSCOTTxXx Рік тому +6

      I also loved Gilbert Gottfried.

    • @lahondafolk4334
      @lahondafolk4334 Рік тому +5

      The counter opposite to Steven Wright.

    • @kennethchartrand4251
      @kennethchartrand4251 Рік тому +9

      That is so True... Just like Robin Williams... Man do we ever miss them.

  • @fuinrock8346
    @fuinrock8346 2 роки тому +3297

    When people kick around who's the greatest comedian all time The Usual Suspects are always mentioned Pryor, Carlin Now Dave Chappelle's name is in the mix. But as far as who made me laugh the most hands down it was Rodney.

    • @andrewunger1276
      @andrewunger1276 2 роки тому +160

      Carson had a lot of comedians on, but Rodney was his favorite. Just watch Johnny smile.

    • @bobtaylor170
      @bobtaylor170 2 роки тому +168

      Greatest ever. And it's weird that so few people get that fact. He still doesn't get, yes, the respect he should get.

    • @tonystracener9078
      @tonystracener9078 2 роки тому +53

      Totally agree 👍

    • @rickmassey1272
      @rickmassey1272 2 роки тому +81

      Absolutely...he is hands down the G.O.A.T.

    • @easternwoods4378
      @easternwoods4378 2 роки тому +74

      I miss him

  • @davidallmond5598
    @davidallmond5598 2 місяці тому +4

    One of a kind. There'll never be another one like him. When I saw him in concert it was so hard to keep up with his rapid fire on liners. I hardly got started laughing at the 1st joke when I'm laughing at the next one and the next one until I laughed non stop the whole show. It took me a couple of days to recuperate from my side and voice being so sore. We sure need him now.

  • @tommydee6841
    @tommydee6841 2 роки тому +17

    "My wife, she can't cook either. In my house you pray after we eat."
    Pure gold.

  • @MC-342
    @MC-342 2 роки тому +522

    I laughed throughout this entire video. My dad laughed so hard at him once , he had to go outside to catch his breath. I have great memories of watching him on Johnny with my dad. RIP Rodney, we sure do miss the laughter 💖

    • @simonbenson8740
      @simonbenson8740 2 роки тому +5

      Awesome!

    • @yourmanufacturingguru001
      @yourmanufacturingguru001 2 роки тому +8

      Happened to me at live Bill Cosby show. Can I even admit to liking Cosby today?

    • @atonyfl
      @atonyfl 2 роки тому +5

      @@yourmanufacturingguru001 yes you absolutely can.

    • @iverti6666
      @iverti6666 2 роки тому +14

      I went by his grave it’s in Westwood by U.C.L.A. On his marker it says there goes the neighborhood. Marilyn Monroe is there too.

    • @vidiupload4174
      @vidiupload4174 2 роки тому +10

      My cheeks and abs were never as sore from laughing as they were after seeing Rodney Dangerfield at a live theatre performance.

  • @MikeyBAmazing
    @MikeyBAmazing 8 місяців тому +8

    My favorite is, "You buy a hat like this, you get a free bowl of soup!" Line from Caddy Shack. "It looks good on you, though!" 😆

  • @mrkcioffi
    @mrkcioffi Місяць тому +3

    Nobody did it like Rodney!! Hilarious! How can one mind create so many gems! Genius.

  • @trumplosthahaha
    @trumplosthahaha 2 роки тому +55

    After the joke about the flies pitching in to fix the screen door he had a follow up joke...."My wife's a horrible cook. Last week, the garbage disposal threw up." The Greatest.

  • @CatFaceJake
    @CatFaceJake Рік тому +379

    Rodney is a true comedy legend. Literally everything he’s said is always a joke and rapid fire. The man was way before his time and will always be remembered as one of the greatest.🙏

  • @michaelhalls3121
    @michaelhalls3121 9 місяців тому +34

    The absolute KING of self deprecating humor.

  • @seancaceres619
    @seancaceres619 9 місяців тому +13

    The doctor said, " I did all I could, but he pulled through anyway"😂

  • @Quazi-moto
    @Quazi-moto 2 роки тому +374

    It's interesting watching him progress through the various eras and stages of his career all in one video. You can literally see how he perfected his craft over the years. His delivery, timing, all of it, got hammered into its absolute best possible form.
    No fat, no filler, just pure funny. It's nowhere NEAR as easy as he made it look.
    That's the mark of a true master: Making the difficult appear effortless.

    • @jski7355
      @jski7355 2 роки тому +16

      Everyone knew " No Respect " Dr Vinny Boombatz , How Ugly ? How Fat ? Those characteristic eyes !! I'd would laugh when you knew HE was holding back a laugh . Rodney , I am certain you are still at it .Thank You and RIP .

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 2 роки тому +9

      different eras, same cadence and joke style but always seems fresh

    • @premanadi
      @premanadi 2 роки тому +5

      I agree, he wasn't that funny when he started out, and just got better and better. Louis CK is the same, he was a comedian for years and was pretty ordinary, then he hit his stride and really took off.

    • @josephdeshane4458
      @josephdeshane4458 2 роки тому +6

      I watched this over a hundred times 100th times

    • @vegasallen1212
      @vegasallen1212 11 місяців тому +3

      @@premanadi You're exactly right. He did get much better as time went on.

  • @valentingarcia6582
    @valentingarcia6582 2 роки тому +419

    The Art of adult humor without vulgarity.

  • @InterviewInterrogations
    @InterviewInterrogations 7 місяців тому +13

    As long as there’s YT, Rodney lives on. Just watched this collection again (and again) LMAO.

  • @adamthomson2873
    @adamthomson2873 Рік тому +40

    One of the best. No foul language just pure comedy. Genius.

  • @snaggletooth14
    @snaggletooth14 2 роки тому +54

    My wife told me to take out the garbage…I said “You cooked it, YOU take it out!”. RIP Rodney.

  • @millypoo7713
    @millypoo7713 2 роки тому +21

    Happy Birthday Rodney... 11/22/21. Would have been 100 today. 😊 The world misses your comedy.

  • @peterrichards931
    @peterrichards931 Рік тому +45

    Rodney was a fine-tuned joke machine...everything from his looks, his movements, his jacket and tie, his expressions, his open eyes, his sweat and handkerchief...all perfected over the years.

  • @peterrichards931
    @peterrichards931 7 місяців тому +13

    The best of all time. I come back every so often here and laugh just as hard as ever.

  • @keithkeihsa9350
    @keithkeihsa9350 2 роки тому +38

    Happy 100th Birthday Rodney Dangerfield you were the best 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

  • @Leo-nine
    @Leo-nine 2 роки тому +42

    Happy Birthday, Rodney! 100 years ago today we were blessed

  • @johnjwedrall4290
    @johnjwedrall4290 9 місяців тому +21

    There will always be only 1 Rodney Dangerfield 😊❤👍👍

  • @johngrim8087
    @johngrim8087 Рік тому +12

    I met her at the Macy's parade. She was wearing ropes! 😂🤣 Haha

  • @pannamal5182
    @pannamal5182 2 роки тому +149

    This was the era of comedy, wouldn’t miss Johnny most evenings.

    • @katherinemooney4396
      @katherinemooney4396 2 роки тому +13

      Couldn’t wait to see the Johnny Carson show….stayed up just to see who would be on!

    • @mattfitzpatrick2315
      @mattfitzpatrick2315 2 роки тому +24

      I was 7 the first time Dad let me stay up and Rodney on Carson..if he was on I was up til Rodney did his set and the couch. I didn't get most of the jokes but it was seeing my Dad laugh... happy Birthday Rodney, thank you Dad

    • @billkramer2994
      @billkramer2994 2 роки тому +2

      Got to have a min or 2 on M's most tal team EVER who just swept by tarnished Domers after leading both games 2-0!!

  • @ddenuci
    @ddenuci 2 роки тому +17

    one of my favorites: " When I was a kid I said to my father "Hey Pop, I'm going to the pond to ice skate". He said "Why don't you wait till it gets a little warmer"

  • @mitchvuksanovich
    @mitchvuksanovich Місяць тому +3

    Rodney tried comedy when he was young...He quit performing for many years,but he kept writing jokes. He collected them and when he decided to get Back into show business ,years later,he had a foundation of material to build his Act on...He was the GREATEST!🙏❤👍

    • @jackremington3397
      @jackremington3397 23 дні тому

      He even took a 12 year break. Then when he returned, he was more than ready!

  • @user-bw7to8mz9u
    @user-bw7to8mz9u 9 місяців тому +3

    I love Rodney,and I love watching how much Carson loved Rodney. GOAT.

  • @robertbright2057
    @robertbright2057 2 роки тому +67

    Mr.Rodney Dangerfield was one of the GREATEST COMICS EVER TO GRACE A STAGE OR PICKUP A MICROPHONE 🎤

  • @cdolan13
    @cdolan13 Рік тому +251

    My absolute favorite Rodney Dangerfield joke I can't find anywhere on UA-cam. I heard it only once, on a TV special when I was a teenager and I've never forgotten it. I laughed so hard I missed the rest of his set. That was the power of his genius. The joke is:
    "I get no respect, you know what I mean? Last week I bought a used car. Found my wife's sweater in the back seat!"

    • @garmofkygregoryalanarmstro1518
      @garmofkygregoryalanarmstro1518 Рік тому +13

      He tells that one on u tube but instead of sweater he says her bra!

    • @rickhilt5176
      @rickhilt5176 Рік тому +3

      Ll

    • @gardensofthegods
      @gardensofthegods Рік тому +4

      Yes I remember that joke and I am pretty certain I also saw it here on the tube in the past few years

    • @leopardscarf
      @leopardscarf Рік тому +3

      I just heard it on his album "Rappin' Rodney" where he says a "dress" was in the backseat. It's @1:58 minutes.

    • @TC-eo5eb
      @TC-eo5eb Рік тому

      My favorite is...my wife is so fridged, when she spreads her legs the furnace kicks in.

  • @daviddonnelly426
    @daviddonnelly426 11 місяців тому +17

    If I leave dental floss in the kitchen, the roaches hang themselves 😂😂😂

  • @ralphcantrell3214
    @ralphcantrell3214 Рік тому +44

    There'll never be another laugh-master like Rodney Dangerfield. RIP, Rodney, and much respect. Thanks a million for all the side-busting laughs... There goes the neighborhood!

  • @geloradananrlyeh8495
    @geloradananrlyeh8495 Рік тому +317

    “I told my wife I was in the mood for sex, so she left the room to give me privacy.”
    Rodney was so funny. He could pack so much humor into one sentence.

  • @mikewaugh2746
    @mikewaugh2746 2 роки тому +31

    ONE OF THE ABSOLUTE GREATEST OF ALL TIME! 👍👍👍🤣😂😁🙂😃😜🤣😂😁

  • @jeffmusgrave2458
    @jeffmusgrave2458 11 місяців тому +11

    He was absolutely priceless🤣💯☝️

  • @TheOldTapeArchive
    @TheOldTapeArchive Рік тому +9

    My favorite Rodney joke which I taped off the radio around 1980: "I've always had bad luck with cars....always taking it to a mechanic. And at the shop, I always know where to find it...it's up on a lift. I can't tell you how many times I've watched it going up and down...up and down. I've got the only car in the world that has more miles on it vertically than horizontally".

    • @larrylangley9240
      @larrylangley9240 6 місяців тому

      My favorite: There’s too violence in sports. The other night we went to the fights and a hockey game broke out.

  • @tubbykids00
    @tubbykids00 2 роки тому +72

    Truly the King of One Liners that never gets respect

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus 2 роки тому

      Interesting avatar

  • @briang8766
    @briang8766 2 роки тому +195

    Man, Dangerfield was one of the best.. no question about it. His one liners were absolutely brilliant and hilarious. There’ll never be another as good as him. No way
    😂😅

  • @geoffreybennett8912
    @geoffreybennett8912 Рік тому +10

    I recently watched a show about Eddie Murphy and he told of the first time he met Rodney, that he said that he should not use profanity,they ran into each other years later and Rodney said" who knew " about his rise to stardom.Eddie said he was almost crying with laughter after his observation of his career so far and Rodney just kept firing away,one after the other, until Eddie said stop, I can't keep up and I am sore from laughing. Genius doesn't die, it just grows old disgracefully.

  • @CajunComrade
    @CajunComrade Рік тому +52

    The last joke is the killer. It really is perfect. "I got the same pack since 1975" murders, and then he follows it up with the real punchline "she's up to 3 packs a day." God I love Rodney

    • @johnr5252
      @johnr5252 Рік тому +1

      I think you left something out?

    • @govetter
      @govetter 5 місяців тому

      @@johnr5252 No Respect!

    • @CodepageNet
      @CodepageNet Місяць тому

      but i tell you something, if my wife does have sex, she screams ohhh - especially when i walk in on her.

  • @jameshughes6049
    @jameshughes6049 2 роки тому +65

    Nobody made Johnny laugh as hard as Rodney. R.I.P. to the legend.

    • @lauriegilliland1491
      @lauriegilliland1491 2 роки тому +6

      I'm so glad I grew up listening to this man. They just don't make them like that anymore that's for sure😟 Rest in Peace Rodney...you were truly one of a kind♥️

    • @bartonpercival3216
      @bartonpercival3216 2 роки тому +2

      "I tell ya Johnny blind dates aren't good either. Last week I went on a blind date and the girl showed up wearing pigtails, under her arms"

  • @mrhoffame
    @mrhoffame 2 роки тому +17

    "I don't get no respect, no respect at all you kidding me...last week a peeping Tom booed me"
    - The one and only Rodney Dangerfield!!!

  • @behzadkhaze2928
    @behzadkhaze2928 7 місяців тому +11

    The best ever. Will not be replaced.

  • @thegodofpez
    @thegodofpez Рік тому +10

    What a king. He and Mitch Hedberg are my favorite one liners ever. RIP to both.

  • @peopleschampionshipwrestli4085
    @peopleschampionshipwrestli4085 2 роки тому +109

    Rodney and Don Rickles, legends that will never ever be duplicated. Comedy will never be the same.

    • @bobtaylor170
      @bobtaylor170 2 роки тому +6

      Rickles was a bore. Rodney was sublime.

    • @sonyaweinreis3658
      @sonyaweinreis3658 2 роки тому +1

      Amen

    • @AK-bw8xk
      @AK-bw8xk 2 роки тому +4

      I liked Rickles too, he could cut with words with perfect precision.

    • @CleetusFallwell
      @CleetusFallwell 2 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/AsFMopEMW5s/v-deo.html&t

    • @alanpoland7688
      @alanpoland7688 2 роки тому

      Amen to THAT😂🤣😂‼️. I totally agree!!

  • @scotthoward3532
    @scotthoward3532 2 роки тому +67

    So happy I was able to see him in Lake Tahoe.. seeing him in the casino floor in his bathrobe was classic..

    • @raygordonteacheschess5501
      @raygordonteacheschess5501 2 роки тому

      Try seeing him in the lobby of a UES skyscriper in his robe either walking to the NYHRC across the street, Catch A Rising Star (where Chris Rock even mentioned it), and with his tour bus.

    • @alanrix5344
      @alanrix5344 2 роки тому

      A time when comedians were actually funny and Rodney was right up there

  • @daisymaefrench4041
    @daisymaefrench4041 Рік тому +12

    Back in the day when comedy wasn't filthy. I miss those days. Rest in peace Mr. Dangerfield. You were so funny and everyone loved you.

  • @wayne9977
    @wayne9977 2 місяці тому +1

    There's no build up. The punch line comes within 5 seconds and there's no time to stop laughing. My Man and The Man of comedy. He nailed it!! We could really use you now!!!!!

  • @barryaiello3127
    @barryaiello3127 2 роки тому +44

    "The flies all pitched in to get the hole in the screen door fixed", only Rodney could come up with something like that, RIP RD, you were one of the best to ever do it.

  • @stevefaure415
    @stevefaure415 2 роки тому +166

    Rodney was a treasure. A real comedian, he didn't have to dazzle you with clever wordplay or stories, it was all the timing and delivery. He primes you to laugh and then delivers it. Brilliant stuff. And don't ever forget, he could sweat with the best of them. You can't teach sweat.

    • @MyMy-zi7yv
      @MyMy-zi7yv 2 роки тому +9

      To your second sentence, I'd bet you get more laughter per minute from Rodney than anyone else. Simply because like you said, less story telling, word play, more punch lines. You have to pay good attention because he's so fast with his humor. Love 'em!

    • @CuriousGoodsJessica
      @CuriousGoodsJessica 2 роки тому +8

      I only wish I could have met him & told him he made me laugh from the first time I ever heard him speak, and I'm still laughing at every joke. His delivery was perfect!!!

    • @StoneShards
      @StoneShards 2 роки тому +4

      Rodney was one of the very greatest! Listening to this video, though, I think there's something missing. The ACT! There's something special to be had in the flow of his routine, that doesn't come through in these disconnected jokes.

    • @greggoreo6738
      @greggoreo6738 2 роки тому +3

      You can't teach sweat..." now THAT -- my friend-- is FUNNY! Mr. Dangerfield would award HIGH MARKS 2 YOU 4 that 1!!!! Gregg Oreo long beach ca

    • @fiveo9127
      @fiveo9127 2 роки тому +1

      His look had a lot to do with it also.

  • @user-ye5ku2ws6s
    @user-ye5ku2ws6s 4 місяці тому +16

    Hands Down, One of The ORIGINAL KINGS OF COMEDY. # RIP Rodney.

  • @williamstricko2594
    @williamstricko2594 4 місяці тому +9

    There will never be anyone like him again,ever.

  • @davidgriego278
    @davidgriego278 Рік тому +8

    When I heard that He passed away; I got all choked up! He moved next door to me!! He was truly an orginal, and a Class Act! No one could make me laugh, like He could!!

  • @ub1953
    @ub1953 2 роки тому +96

    Greatest comedian of all time in my opinion. Lucky enough to see him in person in the 80's...You finally got the RESPECT you DESERVE RODNEY ! R.I.P.

    • @paulmadkow9143
      @paulmadkow9143 2 роки тому +4

      Saw him live at the orphium theater in omaha in 1983. Greatest show.

    • @AliensAnonymous
      @AliensAnonymous 2 роки тому +1

      I saw him early 80s... Did he do "my tie for a kiss"routine?

    • @gordonames1892
      @gordonames1892 2 роки тому +2

      I HEARD SOMEONE MENTION HE SAW RODNEY LIVE. PEOPLE WERE THROWING JOINTS ON STAGE. RODNEY PICKED UP THE BIGGEST JOINT AND SMOKED IT FOR THE REMAINING 45 MINUTES!!

  • @gerijones3038
    @gerijones3038 2 роки тому +162

    My wife used to be afraid of the dark ... then she saw me naked, and now she's afraid of the light !!! My favourite from the genius Mr Dangerfield :)

    • @cool_cat007smoove3
      @cool_cat007smoove3 2 роки тому +1

      lol 🤣🤣🤣

    • @danielcristancho3524
      @danielcristancho3524 2 роки тому +8

      "Toast shouldn't have bones" and the one about how all the flies in the yard pitched in to fix the hole in the screen door. Just a few of my favorites.

    • @robertdowler3347
      @robertdowler3347 2 роки тому

      I liked --Why She was more better known as a Two bagger,you put the bag over your head,in case the bag over hers breaks.

  • @daddynunya9045
    @daddynunya9045 Рік тому +30

    No one, before or since, has even come close to this legends incredible sense of humor!! The ability to use simple and short bits of self depreciation in such an artful manner is still unprecedented!!! Myself and many others enjoyed the countless hours of joy and laughter you provided, and though film and social media, still provide for us!!!!

    • @gonefishing5434
      @gonefishing5434 5 місяців тому +1

      God made Rodney special so we could laugh at ourselves!

    • @bradsaelens692
      @bradsaelens692 Місяць тому

      EVERY comedian ever is funnier than this guy.

    • @daddynunya9045
      @daddynunya9045 Місяць тому

      @@bradsaelens692 and so are you

  • @Coffee1776
    @Coffee1776 11 місяців тому +5

    "She's so fat, when she wears high-heels, she strikes oil"😂😂😂

  • @mat4410
    @mat4410 Рік тому +216

    The greatest thing about Rodney, is he was all comedy genius and didn’t depend on profanity shock factor; he knew the difference. He was the guy at the local bar in NY. Truly one of the greatest of all time.

    • @jonp4846
      @jonp4846 Рік тому +8

      I saw him live in the late 70's. He used plenty of profanity. Different than when on TV.

    • @ARCtheCartoonMaster
      @ARCtheCartoonMaster Рік тому +1

      And yet people complain that we’re not allowed to be shocking anymore. You can’t please everyone.

    • @ARCtheCartoonMaster
      @ARCtheCartoonMaster Рік тому +1

      And yet people complain that we’re not allowed to be shocking anymore. You can’t please everyone.

    • @shannontarrant1826
      @shannontarrant1826 Рік тому +2

      @@jonp4846 Ya I know that Rodney and I love the ditty Rodney and the not so ditty mouth Rodney to the true KING AND G.O.A.T OF ONE LINERS!!!

    • @BundyBundeswehr
      @BundyBundeswehr Рік тому

      @@ARCtheCartoonMaster You can be shocking without offending someone.

  • @billkramer2994
    @billkramer2994 2 роки тому +71

    Heard them all and laugh just as hard! His looks and delivery are great!

  • @BundyBundeswehr
    @BundyBundeswehr Рік тому +16

    GOAT. Biggest influence on comedians around the world. RIP

  • @roberthusar442
    @roberthusar442 Місяць тому +1

    I saw him at the Wisconsin State Fair in the early 60's - a side show, still selling his act. Love at first sight! When it was over I wondered if I'd ever see him again, best of the best!

  • @NX-ez4xq
    @NX-ez4xq 2 роки тому +180

    Practically every joke Rodney ever told could be considered "top 100".

  • @rayherdz9079
    @rayherdz9079 Рік тому +112

    The best 14 minutes and 47 seconds therapy I've ever had!!! Non-stop laughter🤣Really miss you Rodney. Thank God we have all this videos and your records.

  • @butchpilgrim2
    @butchpilgrim2 Місяць тому +2

    A friend of mine did a day project with him and said he was the nicest guy in the world. Super humble, friendly, easy going.

    • @Mike-lp4iq
      @Mike-lp4iq Місяць тому +1

      He had a really ruff up bringing alot of people that do laiter in life they are the nicest people you wanna meet or the people who suffer from something that have Great hart's for others to put a smile on their face and make them happy their is an awesome quote from Robbin Williams on this if look it up he was amazing and really missed bye many in this world

  • @HH-mw4sq
    @HH-mw4sq 2 роки тому +26

    "I gave her a hickey, and got fur in my mouth" - that line killed me.
    "Toast with bones in it", now that's a terrible cook.

    • @wysetech2000
      @wysetech2000 2 роки тому +3

      How about " I was so ugly when I was a kid my parents threw a toaster in the bathtub with me".

    • @HH-mw4sq
      @HH-mw4sq 2 роки тому +1

      @@wysetech2000 - yep, that line is a killer both figuratively and literally.

  • @lorinwold6473
    @lorinwold6473 2 роки тому +34

    Rodney was one of the all time greats and despite his bits about no respect he really had plenty of respect especially from those young comics whom he helped in getting started. He was also one of those who could think on their feet you just couldn't throw him off on stage he was quick with the comeback. One Rodney classic here "My old man he told me to you gotta start at the bottom. He was teaching me how to swim"

  • @adyg5402
    @adyg5402 6 місяців тому +8

    Never a dull moment with Rodney.Perfect delivery every time .Love him.

  • @stefy71
    @stefy71 Рік тому +11

    Absolute comic genius. One of the greatest of our time. There will NEVER be another beauty like RD.

  • @deanstrand4260
    @deanstrand4260 2 роки тому +69

    I'll never forget Rodney in "Caddyshack". He lets a big fart and says, "Hey who stepped on a duck?" I never laughed so hard in my life!!

    • @cool_cat007smoove3
      @cool_cat007smoove3 2 роки тому +2

      Fo sho

    • @jski7355
      @jski7355 2 роки тому +8

      The ending was great , helping the judge to find his check book !! The boat scene , Hey Smals , you scratched my anchor . Now , I no why Tigers eat their young .!! It was a great cast but Rodney stole the show . Always a fun movie to watch .

    • @garryrc
      @garryrc 2 роки тому +3

      @@jski7355 Rodney, Knight, Murray and Chevy...amazing cast.

    • @jski7355
      @jski7355 2 роки тому +5

      @@garryrc when we had really " talented comedians " They could make you laugh in so many ways, just with an expression on their face , quick one liners , .Some of the zany scenarios , Many talented writers , script writers too . From the that " somewhat " radical ' not ready for prime time players in SNL and the movies they pioneered . Animal House , Caddy Shack , Blues Brothers , Coming to America , Trading places ,and a few others I've not mentioned but .Pure Laughter is a great healer of many ailments . better to say LMAO than WTF !!! 😂

    • @warrenhoffman2006
      @warrenhoffman2006 2 роки тому +4

      Hey, Wang I think this place is restricted so don't tell them you're Jewish!

  • @jamesw.1174
    @jamesw.1174 2 роки тому +35

    RIP Rodney, heaven is a better place with you there, keep 'em laughing!

  • @JustSomeCanadianGuy
    @JustSomeCanadianGuy Рік тому +40

    “I got in a cab and told the driver to take me to a place where a guy can get some action, he took me to my house.”

  • @bobbywilliamson6139
    @bobbywilliamson6139 2 місяці тому +1

    Totally underrated,funniest comedian ever 👊🏿💯

  • @The6thelement9413
    @The6thelement9413 2 роки тому +69

    Rodney is a legend!!! RIP. 💕