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  • @justforlaughs
    @justforlaughs  5 місяців тому +81

    Watch our collection of the best of John Pinette right here. ua-cam.com/play/PLoXkGkpREHNASSkVBmVN3WmUfsB7-GWbV.html

    • @keithfritz1990
      @keithfritz1990 4 місяці тому +3

      I really do miss hearing his voice

    • @keithfritz1990
      @keithfritz1990 4 місяці тому +2

      God needed him to make there lives better in heaven

    • @keithfritz1990
      @keithfritz1990 4 місяці тому +1

      God needed him to make there lives better in heaven

  • @ejaybugboythree
    @ejaybugboythree 3 місяці тому +585

    I hope wherever John is, he's got a big smile on his face knowing that people are still loving his comedy a solid decade after his passing. Dude was a stellar performer.

    • @doublenegativetactical1402
      @doublenegativetactical1402 Місяць тому +34

      Hes at the big buffet in the sky 😂

    • @RumerWallace22
      @RumerWallace22 Місяць тому +4

      He's dead?

    • @botttttop7851
      @botttttop7851 Місяць тому +8

      @@RumerWallace22Yeah sadly

    • @Mhats
      @Mhats Місяць тому

      @@RumerWallace22 bro people that big don't make it that long, look up "fat positive influencers are passing away"

    • @carlhaydock1787
      @carlhaydock1787 3 дні тому

      Only just discovered him. He's awesome

  • @LiLsCo0tZ
    @LiLsCo0tZ 5 місяців тому +382

    I miss this guy. One of the best. RIP big guy.. hope heaven offers all the buffets you can manage!

    • @x.DRIX.x
      @x.DRIX.x Місяць тому +5

      "Hit me again" 😂

    • @lamarw7757
      @lamarw7757 2 дні тому

      No heaven. Just back to dirt.

  • @buff.berserker
    @buff.berserker 5 місяців тому +276

    “You scare my wife” will never not crack me up

    • @gener8423
      @gener8423 5 місяців тому +15

      Lord Toranaga : "Bigga Boy !!!" 🤣

  • @faylinn1
    @faylinn1 5 місяців тому +435

    RIP John. He was a good one.

    • @tylersays-
      @tylersays- 4 місяці тому +6

      For real... not enough people know about this cat. My dad loved his standup back in the early 90s.. so I loved it too. Guy was a Farley

    • @daleemrick9816
      @daleemrick9816 4 місяці тому +9

      What was strange he died after he lost a lot of weight.

    • @andrewgedge4015
      @andrewgedge4015 3 місяці тому +3

      ​@daleemrick9816 lots of alcohol and drugs, so I hear. But he was supposedly a great guy to be around.

    • @faylinn1
      @faylinn1 3 місяці тому

      @@blackholeentry3489 He lost a lot of weight before he passed. What a gross comment.

    • @tashonntrennwhite
      @tashonntrennwhite 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@blackholeentry3489 dude, not cool, bro. Have some respect.

  • @That_AMC_Guy
    @That_AMC_Guy 5 місяців тому +246

    4:55 It's ALL about the timing. The silence from the audience is priceless. Always loved this performance by John.

    • @omeganrayn
      @omeganrayn 3 місяці тому +9

      You can tell this guy respected and cared about his craft because you’re right, his timing is SOOOO on point.
      That bit where he stops and says “that’s ’you eat like free willy’.” Is so friggin hilarious

    • @Brian_Patrick
      @Brian_Patrick 2 місяці тому +3

      One of the most ingenious setups in all of stand-up comedy.

    • @NazriBuang-w9v
      @NazriBuang-w9v Місяць тому

      Lies again? UFC + WWE + IBF = Clear Blue

  • @constableconstable2563
    @constableconstable2563 2 місяці тому +51

    "HEI YUUUUUUU BIG BOY, BIG BOY COME HERE!" 😂😂

  • @yungslim93
    @yungslim93 Місяць тому +41

    “Eat broccry” 😂😂😂

  • @Threedog1963
    @Threedog1963 4 місяці тому +158

    That situation happened to a buddy of mine in college. He and his brother, both big fellas, went to a pizza buffet. 2 hours later, after mowing through everything they put out, the owner of the pizza place came out, threw their money on the table and told them, "Get the f*ck out and don't come back!" 🤣

    • @queva3062
      @queva3062 3 місяці тому +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @adambennett2737
      @adambennett2737 Місяць тому +7

      So it wasn't all you can eat then lol

    • @SodomyTsunami
      @SodomyTsunami Місяць тому +4

      Wheres Lionel Hutz when you need him!

    • @adambennett2737
      @adambennett2737 Місяць тому +1

      If I remember he lost that trial

    • @Mohawk_Productions
      @Mohawk_Productions 3 дні тому

      Kinda rude
      But as an uncle to two teenagers and an almost 4 year old. If that happened to say my youngest nephew when he’s 12. I would be proud,

  • @cgraham6
    @cgraham6 2 місяці тому +86

    Thanks to John I can’t eat prime rib or even see it without quoting the line, “Get the prime rib back in the kitchen”. Most people have no idea what I’m talking about but it makes me laugh every time!

    • @shawnbruce6934
      @shawnbruce6934 Місяць тому

      Same.

    • @shortbusoperations8513
      @shortbusoperations8513 Місяць тому +3

      I have no idea how many times I’ve chanted “raviolis and a nap!”
      And Said “eat broccori”

    • @dustindodds4827
      @dustindodds4827 Місяць тому +2

      My cousin said that to me on Thanksgiving. I pissed myself laughing and so did she. I told her "she can't come here no more and eat broccori...

  • @PumpkinDefender
    @PumpkinDefender 4 місяці тому +88

    One of the few comics who could be extremely successful while being completely clean and family friendly.

    • @tiecoolguy
      @tiecoolguy 4 місяці тому +5

      As a former 300+ lbs person, I would submit that making lite of gluttony is not family friendly. 😂😂😂

    • @shiekastate
      @shiekastate Місяць тому +2

      ​@tiecoolguy That's the purpose of comedy tho. He's using his own life and experiences in an entertaining and wholesome way. Nobody is thinking obesity is less of an issue because of a comedy skit, especially considering he sadly passed away.

    • @fartdonkey8290
      @fartdonkey8290 Місяць тому

      Will Smith doesn't "cuss on none of his records"

  • @ReggieWarrhol
    @ReggieWarrhol 3 місяці тому +70

    Doesn't matter how many times I watch him, I always laugh. This man was a great comedian and taken from us too soon. R.I.P. Mr. Pinette you made so many of us feel good.

  • @ts9576
    @ts9576 5 місяців тому +619

    Fun fact if you're a Seinfeld or Pinette fan- He was the guy they didn't help in the series finale and got arrested for when he was getting carjacked.

    • @GeorgeSemel
      @GeorgeSemel 5 місяців тому +22

      Yep, that was the first episode of Seinfeld that I watched. I was up in Fairbanks, AK, in the Tundra Helicopters hanger, getting ready for the season. It's also when I first saw John. I've been a fan ever since. I've watched Seinfeld in syndication or streaming ever since.

    • @matt_wiggins26
      @matt_wiggins26 5 місяців тому +10

      Thats where I saw him before. I knew it was somewhere.

    • @PhilWilliam-hx6xh
      @PhilWilliam-hx6xh 5 місяців тому +8

      Yes I thought so. Lots of great actors who got real famous such as Brian Cranston as the dentist.

    • @PhilWilliam-hx6xh
      @PhilWilliam-hx6xh 5 місяців тому +7

      I’ve been binging Seinfeld again that’s why I remember lol

    • @mayormike1
      @mayormike1 5 місяців тому +3

      Soon as the Republicans stop sending all calls to India it will be a much greater world

  • @smshapi
    @smshapi Місяць тому +46

    Absolutely hysterical. We miss you John.

  • @BigEdsGuns
    @BigEdsGuns 5 місяців тому +92

    Thank you John. You will forever be a beautiful comedian.

  • @ts9576
    @ts9576 5 місяців тому +120

    For those too young to know this guy, John was awesome on stage you should google his 1 hour specials on here I have watched them 100 times. One is called "Still Hungry".
    Nicest guy in the world too.

  • @austinteutsch
    @austinteutsch 3 місяці тому +31

    From the Louis Anderson school of comedy. Both were so good. RIP. I'm sure there's laughter in Heaven.

  • @Robert.Sheard
    @Robert.Sheard 5 місяців тому +58

    RIP John. "You scare my wife"... best routine ever.

  • @ncstonecrew
    @ncstonecrew 5 місяців тому +82

    His smile was so contagious.
    Gone too soon 😢

  • @axeslinger
    @axeslinger 3 місяці тому +14

    Comedians come and go every generation. But amongst them all, there are ones that stand the test of time and really stand out from the crowd. This man was one of them. Naturally gifted comedian. God bless you for putting me in the upmost place of happiness during a rough time in my life.

  • @karlmanning2603
    @karlmanning2603 5 місяців тому +75

    $22.95 for all you can eat sushi would be a Godsend in 2024! 😍

    • @chrisbowers4287
      @chrisbowers4287 Місяць тому +3

      There's a AYCE sushi, hibachi, and hot pot place near me for 26.99. It's a godsend sometimes

    • @daniel.franco
      @daniel.franco Місяць тому

      ​@chrisbowers4287 Hot pot too?? Every hot pot near me is $35+ 😭

    • @adambennett2737
      @adambennett2737 17 днів тому +1

      I remember going to a sushi train and had over 100 dollars worth I freaked out when I saw the bill lol

  • @redshiftproductions7158
    @redshiftproductions7158 Місяць тому +6

    God the Lord Toranaga joke lands again nearly 30 years later. Who would have expected that?

  • @tonycostello4663
    @tonycostello4663 2 місяці тому +22

    I love to joke when l take my daughter's and their friends to buffets. I use that " You go now! you been here 4 hour!" "We lose money, you eat for 5 peeppo!"

  • @sammymac6767
    @sammymac6767 4 місяці тому +80

    I’m so glad I’ve come across johns comedy. I’m a 23 year old from England and this is pure gold

    • @jameswahnee-vn5nt
      @jameswahnee-vn5nt 4 місяці тому +8

      Thank you for taking the time to watch him. He was a class act. Didn't need foul language to be funny.

    • @arfurchance10
      @arfurchance10 4 місяці тому +2

      same here.

    • @reecehills8772
      @reecehills8772 4 місяці тому +4

      Im 30 from England and only seen 1 short of his! this is hilarious 😂

    • @kevinwearing7720
      @kevinwearing7720 4 місяці тому +4

      New fan from Australia Just pure comedy, no foul language

    • @MeatBicycle8678
      @MeatBicycle8678 3 місяці тому +2

      Gotta watch his skit on Italian food

  • @brandomideas
    @brandomideas 5 місяців тому +76

    I still say " hit me again" when the waitress asks if I want a refill. R.I.P John

  • @matthewchamplin7657
    @matthewchamplin7657 Місяць тому +6

    Just when I thought the algorithm was crap this pops up in my feed and turns my day around. Laughter always the best medicine!

  • @jasonrogers8754
    @jasonrogers8754 5 місяців тому +44

    This never gets old

    • @johnjones5354
      @johnjones5354 5 місяців тому +3

      I've heard it a hundred times, still laugh just as loud as the first time.

    • @gener8423
      @gener8423 5 місяців тому +3

      True. You can watch it 100 times and still burst out in tears laughing at the 101st time.

  • @douglas724
    @douglas724 3 місяці тому +15

    He was awesome! RIP John...gone but not forgotten.

  • @paulgoddard8133
    @paulgoddard8133 4 місяці тому +13

    Doesn't matter how many times I listen this guy he's just great I and just never get bored of listening to him one of the best comedians up there.. and I Absolutely love him he always puts a smile on my face 😊
    God Bless You John..

  • @JosephSalinas-r4r
    @JosephSalinas-r4r 5 місяців тому +18

    One of the best! RIP John

  • @willbohland3698
    @willbohland3698 4 місяці тому +10

    "Way over there, huh?" I'm dead.

  • @Sprizys
    @Sprizys 2 місяці тому +11

    His accent impressions are so good lol

  • @godfathermock61788
    @godfathermock61788 5 місяців тому +15

    I love his comedy! ❤️❤️ RIP John 🙏🏼

  • @falconaudiostudios
    @falconaudiostudios Місяць тому +3

    Love this guy's impressions!

  • @colbyashenfelter7069
    @colbyashenfelter7069 4 місяці тому +21

    Underrated comedian!

    • @rosalind65yr
      @rosalind65yr 2 місяці тому

      he can travel. Chinese buffets make me upset at the customers. Why did you fill your plate up with all that food and U don't like it. They throw away more than they serve at some hours of the day. If you don't know the taste; eat a sample-then return back for more. A sample is not one or three servings.

  • @tracer0017
    @tracer0017 3 місяці тому +3

    First off, John your sorely missed, man you were funny, and thank you for all the laughs. Your vids will live forever. We need comedians like you these days more than ever. You guys were funny, period. If someone took offence, too bad. Its comedy. I can watch your stuff over and over. RIP my friend, I hope someday when my time comes I can shake your hand and thank you in spirit.

  • @TheThugNasty
    @TheThugNasty 3 місяці тому +3

    “No thanks, I always scream at the table” 😂

  • @RichardWhitney-b7v
    @RichardWhitney-b7v Місяць тому +2

    Fearless and devastatingly funny!!😊😊😊😊

  • @ChikinPluker
    @ChikinPluker 5 місяців тому +15

    Rest in peace, king of comedy

  • @nodnalkrats56
    @nodnalkrats56 3 місяці тому +4

    "Oh, you let yourself go" Lol

  • @gener8423
    @gener8423 5 місяців тому +14

    Genius. RIP John Pinette.

  • @Itsthatoneguy371
    @Itsthatoneguy371 5 місяців тому +19

    Love this guy ! So sad he’s gone!😢

  • @mitchcornacchia968
    @mitchcornacchia968 5 місяців тому +12

    FUNNY AS HELL GOD REST HIS SOUL ❤🙏

  • @mobucks555
    @mobucks555 Місяць тому +1

    a tear followed by a smile for you John.

  • @ednercoty9398
    @ednercoty9398 Місяць тому +2

    When it comes to him, there will never be another. Especially in the 90s, he was the king of comedy, and I was a fan. 😊HE will be missed 😢

  • @debralynnpaxton5238
    @debralynnpaxton5238 5 місяців тому +20

    ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Bless his precious memory 😢

  • @bobb74ysmith
    @bobb74ysmith 2 місяці тому +3

    RIP sir, I loved this guy. Sadly, I only get to see him after his passing. How sad. But the memories will live on through videos. Thank you.

  • @michaelalanjones1
    @michaelalanjones1 Місяць тому +5

    My dad grew up poor in the depression, and he loved himself an all-you-can-eat buffet. Surprisingly, he was not fat, he was kinda skinny. Anyway, he got thrown out of his favorite buffet, because they said, “You eat way much. No come back here.”
    When he told me about it, I laughed. I told him: “I only know of one other person that got kicked out of an all-you-can-eat buffet for eating too much, and that is Homer Simpson. You are Homer Simpson.”

  • @latingringo89
    @latingringo89 5 днів тому +2

    Imagine if he saw today’s prices on food… 😂

  • @perrault22
    @perrault22 6 днів тому

    This guy is absolutely hilarious. Had me laughing so hard that I thought I was going to bust a gut.

  • @benparkinson5990
    @benparkinson5990 15 днів тому

    Oh my God, dude i laughed so hysterically, my gut hurts bad, thank you this was just the best ever

  • @BafflingScience2024
    @BafflingScience2024 5 місяців тому +9

    He was so good.

  • @reetpateet8656
    @reetpateet8656 18 днів тому

    First time seeing him - absolutely fantastic! 😂

  • @CANIHAZURDREAMSPLS
    @CANIHAZURDREAMSPLS 2 місяці тому +5

    Now we know what Shogun is hahaha

  • @RobertPagano226
    @RobertPagano226 Місяць тому +1

    Clean, Brilliant, Funny, the Best, always delivered! YOU ARE MISSED!!

  • @amyvartanian7729
    @amyvartanian7729 4 місяці тому +1

    I can't believe I found this just from the search five o'clock funnies Chinese buffet!! It's what's I first heard it will over twenty years ago.. My wife she very angry, you eat to much¡ CLASSIC LOL
    ty for having this upload !¡! I didn't do this routine any justice trying to irritate him! 😅

  • @stephanfewan3810
    @stephanfewan3810 2 дні тому

    i can look ad this every day a 100 times

  • @josebatres894
    @josebatres894 Місяць тому

    this guy was legendary! hilaruous! Im still hungry! 😂

  • @dankification
    @dankification 5 місяців тому +18

    1:46 it’s the MSG that makes you come back for more

  • @rogerprice7704
    @rogerprice7704 5 місяців тому +7

    He was so brilliant and you big boy we miss you ! Eat bwockowyyy

  • @dustinshanewheatley
    @dustinshanewheatley 5 місяців тому +8

    He is sweet and adorable. Loved this!! ❤

  • @TurloughKabumpo
    @TurloughKabumpo 25 днів тому

    Really funny guy, Always loved his humor.

  • @ultimatejoshiewoshieness
    @ultimatejoshiewoshieness 3 місяці тому +2

    This guy's awesome! 😂

  • @Blupearl2003
    @Blupearl2003 4 місяці тому +3

    "a seculant Chinese meal" 😂

  • @davidsmith2842
    @davidsmith2842 28 днів тому

    This guy is so funny Love him. We lost him too soon.

  • @danlandavazo1506
    @danlandavazo1506 Місяць тому

    So darn funny!! I love him. RIP Young brother.

  • @cccatch-js8xb
    @cccatch-js8xb 2 місяці тому +2

    John's up there chilling with Carlin.

  • @bigwillietheb
    @bigwillietheb 2 місяці тому +1

    I am fortunate to say I saw him live once in Ybor City, FL show started a 8 pm with a warm up comic who did good & then John Pimette hit the stage at 8:30 pm & performed til about 9:45 pm & I was in tears laughing so hard

  • @timchapell3137
    @timchapell3137 4 місяці тому +1

    One of his best skits.

  • @botoxbrian
    @botoxbrian 4 місяці тому +4

    what a talent

  • @p.f.912
    @p.f.912 5 місяців тому +9

    Legend. Truly missed

  • @jadefire1814
    @jadefire1814 4 місяці тому +8

    I miss him so much! If you haven't watched his stuff, definitely watch his show, "I say, 'Nay, nay!'"

  • @randallreed9048
    @randallreed9048 2 місяці тому +2

    He was amazing. I miss him...

  • @pmccachren
    @pmccachren 4 місяці тому +6

    One of a kind an original. RIP

  • @adambennett2737
    @adambennett2737 17 днів тому

    Love his impersonations

  • @shannonhines5599
    @shannonhines5599 Місяць тому

    I miss this guy. John was a Hell of a performer. Loved his comedy😂😂

  • @DavidTrevino-o3n
    @DavidTrevino-o3n 2 місяці тому +1

    Good laughter😂😂😂😂😂

  • @justinlawrence2889
    @justinlawrence2889 2 місяці тому +1

    I give that big boy one hour 😂😂😂

  • @thomasmaxwellhudak3000
    @thomasmaxwellhudak3000 29 днів тому +2

    I was already at 21 steaks, and I said hit me again

  • @WayneLoosli
    @WayneLoosli Місяць тому

    Absolutely hilarious❤

  • @TheodoreGarman-v7d
    @TheodoreGarman-v7d 19 днів тому

    I remember this ❤

  • @MuhammadDawan-zk1dy
    @MuhammadDawan-zk1dy 21 день тому

    Well said my friend
    This guy is someone who you never wanted to forget a real stand out from the rest of the guys

  • @dangolfishin
    @dangolfishin 18 днів тому

    I remember seeing this when it came out as a kid. Had my brother and I rollin

  • @pamelahammonds8418
    @pamelahammonds8418 Місяць тому

    What a gifted and talented man. RIP, kind sir.

  • @justinlawrence2889
    @justinlawrence2889 2 місяці тому +2

    Eat vegetable eat broccorri😂😂😂

  • @Mhats
    @Mhats Місяць тому

    i loved him in The Punisher, wish they made a sequel with everyone in it

  • @onestepatatime8989
    @onestepatatime8989 5 місяців тому +4

    😂 very good

  • @georgemantzouranis4572
    @georgemantzouranis4572 3 місяці тому

    Rest in peace John. You are one of the funniest. Great experience in your performance live

  • @LawrenceDye
    @LawrenceDye 3 місяці тому +1

    Love it Love it ❤❤❤❤❤😊😊😂😂😂😂😂😊😊

  • @magnetsoldiercephas331
    @magnetsoldiercephas331 Місяць тому

    A legend. I miss him. Rest well John

  • @loredanadodson1602
    @loredanadodson1602 Місяць тому

    😂😂😂he was so funny !

  • @VW5767
    @VW5767 3 місяці тому

    That's the best of John!!

  • @bobb74ysmith
    @bobb74ysmith 2 місяці тому +1

    LOL Never get enough of this gentle giant of man, R.I.P. John

  • @carycoller3140
    @carycoller3140 3 місяці тому

    Completely hilarious 😂

  • @KimWhitney-d3o
    @KimWhitney-d3o 2 місяці тому +1

    John, you were great, you made us laugh, you are missed, R.I.P.

  • @danielorlando8172
    @danielorlando8172 5 місяців тому +8

    An early death, but an incredibly happy life. We all should be so lucky.
    Was it Dr Seuss who said it?
    'do not cry because it is over, smile because it happened'😂

  • @williamhenderson9535
    @williamhenderson9535 4 місяці тому +4

    Love his comedy! RIP "Big Boy"!

    • @jameswahnee-vn5nt
      @jameswahnee-vn5nt 4 місяці тому

      Yes sir Mr William. Didn't need to curse to be funny.

  • @tonyhill1264
    @tonyhill1264 3 місяці тому

    This is a brilliant comedian!!!👍

  • @LindsayVisser-tg6tz
    @LindsayVisser-tg6tz 4 місяці тому +2

    The best

  • @cactuscosyusa
    @cactuscosyusa 2 місяці тому +1

    His best ever performance