George Carlin - Stand Up About Religion

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  • @deanb4799
    @deanb4799 3 роки тому +8216

    I wish he was still here. World needs Carlin right now.

    • @logicallily7391
      @logicallily7391 3 роки тому +250

      now that government has become the new religion...?
      well there's always Joe Pesci....

    • @aaronburratwood.6957
      @aaronburratwood.6957 3 роки тому +97

      So much of what he says echo truths of today.

    • @AB-vc7ox
      @AB-vc7ox 3 роки тому +30

      And Don Rickles too.

    • @Swarming-Languendo
      @Swarming-Languendo 3 роки тому +59

      Id say the best replacement would be Bill Burr

    • @smokeytwitchsmokey
      @smokeytwitchsmokey 3 роки тому +88

      I relate to this man more than anyone else on the planet...way ahead of his time...and the whole God thing. *mind blown*

  • @detroitdave3505
    @detroitdave3505 2 роки тому +8345

    That fact that the church said he was down in hell after his death would’ve made him smile ear to ear

    • @ouiouibien_1979
      @ouiouibien_1979 2 роки тому +169

      😆💯👌 love this comment ❤

    • @devol3829
      @devol3829 2 роки тому +290

      did they really make that statement?

    • @detroitdave3505
      @detroitdave3505 2 роки тому +548

      @@devol3829 yeah on tv no less

    • @detroitdave3505
      @detroitdave3505 2 роки тому

      @@devol3829 ua-cam.com/video/Svb_fMLXqs4/v-deo.html

    • @user-ky8du8lk7l
      @user-ky8du8lk7l 2 роки тому +1201

      You know, if George qualifies for hell then hell sounds like the place you wanna be!

  • @duderyandude9515
    @duderyandude9515 3 роки тому +12223

    “The gods we’ve made are exactly the gods you’d expect to be made by a species that is about half a chromosome away from the chimpanzee.” - Christopher Hitchens

    • @jojonr619
      @jojonr619 3 роки тому +263

      @Sergei Brinn sounds like an absolute waste of a life and time on a gamble that there’s something after death

    • @jamesmayle4712
      @jamesmayle4712 3 роки тому +10

      God gave me these four steps via divine revelation. He said anyone who does all four are guaranteed a divine revelation of their own. They are the mustard seed of Faith, the bare minimum amount of effort he's willing to accept before he reveals himself to you personally. Believe or not, do for yourself and see. Forgive your parents, break down before Jesus, ask for forgiveness, and read the Bible. There's deep spiritual significance in these steps. Every one is important, and it's the least God accepts. Three books of the bible will be enough for the revelation. I recommend Genesis, Mathew, and then either Luke, Psalms, or proverbs. I'm not talking about signs, feelings, etc, but am honest to goodness one on one conversation with God. An actual meeting. Unmistakable, and unable to be misinterpretaed. He told me that he's guaranteed the steps to work 100%. You just need to do them guininly. It's not hard. Do those steps in that order please. It's all True. I promise,

    • @snitchy218
      @snitchy218 3 роки тому +33

      @@jamesmayle4712 on god⁉️

    • @LuciferZL1
      @LuciferZL1 3 роки тому +15

      🤣

    • @johncee853
      @johncee853 3 роки тому +20

      @@jamesmayle4712 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵

  • @dennyworthington6641
    @dennyworthington6641 2 місяці тому +562

    "Religion began when the first scoundrel met the first fool." Voltaire

    • @filmeseverin
      @filmeseverin 2 місяці тому +5

      The question is: Why so many were/are opposing to the main advice from Jesus Christ: to strive always for goodness, wisdom, justice... for perfection? *_"Be perfect therefore, as your Heavenly Father is perfect"_* Matthew 5, 48
      Most probably, because just as it is easier to destroy something useful than to make/build something useful, in the same way it is easier to be evil=stupid than to be good=wise.

    • @dennyworthington6641
      @dennyworthington6641 2 місяці тому +14

      @@filmeseverin I doubt that few, if any, people would reject the advice to be good, wise and just. What's your point?

    • @filmeseverin
      @filmeseverin 2 місяці тому +2

      *All evil has been done because of stupidity and the main/worst stupidity has always been to not listen by God/Jesus.*
      In particular, for mankind, if ALL people (over history and nowadays) would have followed the main commandment from Jesus Christ, *besides to love / respect our Heavenly Father, to love / respect (care for) the other humans as we love / respect (care for) ourselves,* all the crimes and the tremendous useless suffering would have never happen.
      Without *true belief* in God/Jesus, the following evil facts have happened, are happening and will happen, unfortunately:
      - so many millions of people killed in wars and not only (following the killing of billions in the Third World War);
      - so many trillions of dollars, euros, etc. wasted on nuclear, chemical, biological and conventional weapons, on armies, etc. only for killing and destruction... not used for: free better education for ALL, suitable jobs for ALL (without exploitation / slavery), healthier food for ALL, renewable energy, science, eradication of all diseases, better housing (resistant to earthquakes...), financing of useful inventions, recycling, reforestation etc.
      - sadism, violence, dishonesty, vices, envy ... stupidity in general.
      This short earthly life is a school and exam for our immortal souls (us), for those who did not listen by the Creator to understand the value of "light" without experiencing the "darkness".
      This reality has been created intentionally so that freedom to be 100% offered, God rewarding accordingly the free choices/deeds *_"For we must all appear before the judgment seat of Christ, that each one may receive his due for the things done in the body, whether good or bad."_* 2 Corinthians 5, 10
      The problem is with those who have used (are using) their freedom for doing evil on purpose. That is why it is not easy to fight continuously with what Satan has done to this world (carnivores, parasites, viruses, bad bacteria... the so called _"weeds"_ in Matthew 13:24-43) and to ourselves ... because *until our physical death we fight with the works of the fallen angels and of their tools, the evil=stupid people, the consequences of evilness = stupidity.*

    • @mingus445_gaming
      @mingus445_gaming Місяць тому +8

      @@filmeseverin oh my gosh dude i liked your comment until you equated carnivores and parasites, viruses etc. What the absolute heck is wrong with you dude.

    • @filmeseverin
      @filmeseverin Місяць тому

      @@mingus445_gaming Those are evil beings (who produce useless suffering). The conventional biological evolution is hiding the facts about Satan and the other fallen angels who, according to the "Parable of the weeds", have altered this world, the DNA... (making the carnivores, the parasites, the viruses, bad bacteria etc....) to sustain the useless suffering while, initially, all insects, animals etc. were feeding only with plants (plants products, such as fruits, nectar, seeds etc.).
      The fallen angels, being sadistic, have altered the DNA of most living things (including us) to do as default both: reproduce uncontrollably (as much as they can) and fight (kill) each other. Unfortunately, they love to see living things suffering, especially human beings suffering.
      Because any child is a chance for a soul to escape hell, they want to destroy us since our physical body conception (all the time in any way possible). That is why they make us suffer, as much as possible, by using our stupidity and the stupidity of the other people around us.

  • @munshiji1
    @munshiji1 5 років тому +5278

    This will never get old. It was relevant then. It is relevant today. And it will be relevant tomorrow

    • @munshiji1
      @munshiji1 5 років тому +16

      True that...

    • @elemu3653
      @elemu3653 5 років тому +11

      Spot on 😎👍

    • @ChadEllisMusic
      @ChadEllisMusic 5 років тому +15

      Still relevant one week after posting this! Long live Carlin! =)

    • @kubasniak
      @kubasniak 5 років тому +17

      I watch him at least once a year. It is epic every fucking time !

    • @johnchristiansen9095
      @johnchristiansen9095 5 років тому +47

      kubasniak .... I raised my children on this, and they are better people than any Christian ever will be... The lessons they’ve learned are more important than shielding them from reality... bad language or not

  • @blaisemceneany1664
    @blaisemceneany1664 9 місяців тому +2116

    Carlin would’ve had a BALL today if he was still with us. Need someone like him now more than ever.

    • @tonkerdog1
      @tonkerdog1 9 місяців тому +52

      And Hitchens

    • @hydriumstudio
      @hydriumstudio 9 місяців тому +46

      we still do but they're all dying or getting cancelled.

    • @samlkings5783
      @samlkings5783 9 місяців тому +7

      Yeah but think about it I'm not a believer and i don't think it is wise to say things like that from all the evidence we got leads to either no God or an evil one who really does be watching us and laughing if that is true from all the stories we been told about hell imagine what he will do to those who speaks about him like this that scares me man

    • @davidsourdis5423
      @davidsourdis5423 9 місяців тому

      I can't imagine what he would say about the trumptards & the orange POS

    • @paulsmith9192
      @paulsmith9192 9 місяців тому +11

      @blaisemceneany1664 especially, covid.he pretty much predicted it

  • @bluepeter3470
    @bluepeter3470 4 роки тому +5074

    Can you imagine him being alive today.
    Look at the material he could comment on.

    • @Sapper201D
      @Sapper201D 4 роки тому +211

      He simply would say ."I've told you so."

    • @fatheremmet2003
      @fatheremmet2003 4 роки тому +30

      Same as Bill Hicks....

    • @michaeloconnor2603
      @michaeloconnor2603 4 роки тому +5

      Absolutely

    • @jackwatsonepic626
      @jackwatsonepic626 4 роки тому +18

      Listen to bill Burr

    • @birdflox1337
      @birdflox1337 4 роки тому +77

      @8bit NES Cutscene wasn't he literally a leftist though? all the things he criticizes are rich people, religion, and corruption. there would be no reason for leftists to cancel him. in fact, in this very clip he says that god couldn't have been a woman because no woman would fuck things up this badly, sounds pretty progressive to me

  • @christopherjamesboudoir
    @christopherjamesboudoir 5 місяців тому +346

    "More people have been killed in the name of God than for any other reason."
    Possibly my favorite quote from George (there are so many to pick from). And so ever true!

    • @shootingbricks8554
      @shootingbricks8554 5 місяців тому +13

      Yup. Look at the Middle East now lol

    • @santividal9387
      @santividal9387 5 місяців тому +18

      'Having 10 commandments was, really, a marketing decision' is my pick. He was truly a brilliant man

    • @christopherjamesboudoir
      @christopherjamesboudoir 5 місяців тому +2

      @@santividal9387 Also a phenomenal line.

    • @mike53153
      @mike53153 4 місяці тому +6

      I wouldn't believe in a god that couldn't do his own killing.
      All those that killed in the name of God didn't believe in god.
      So, what really happened is all those people were killed in the name of a disbelief in god.

    • @jackwatsonepic626
      @jackwatsonepic626 3 місяці тому +3

      I have listened to this about 80 times over 2 years. I can't understand how anybody. Can not agree with what he is saying.
      People who still believe there is a God I'm talking about. I would love to play this in church.😂🇬🇧

  • @hadara69
    @hadara69 5 років тому +5227

    "Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
    ~Lucius Annaeus Seneca

    • @anthonycraddock6739
      @anthonycraddock6739 5 років тому +140

      That’s clever and so true

    • @dgjax9809
      @dgjax9809 5 років тому +66

      Great quote and spot on 💯

    • @DatDuckfan
      @DatDuckfan 5 років тому +21

      What is wise to your standard ?

    • @Mm-vr9mt
      @Mm-vr9mt 5 років тому +80

      @@DatDuckfan Anyone aware of the central bank it's subsidiaries and it's bloodlines, truly the enemy of the world.

    • @anthonycraddock6739
      @anthonycraddock6739 5 років тому +71

      DatDuckfan respect to anyone is wise . The age of reasoning ,science, in my opinion only, shows how far we’ve come in understanding how life works in general. Religion is man made to suppress and control and manipulate people. It’s 2019 , we fly in the in the air because of science . We know thunder and lightning is natural phenomena,not a deity telling us he is angry at us as they thought so long ago . The world is volatile ,always will be , shame people don’t respect others opinions if they disagree with each other .

  • @tomato12terra
    @tomato12terra Рік тому +2868

    “….but he loves you”:
    one of the greatest pieces of stand up comedy ever

    • @MoonlightBelladonna
      @MoonlightBelladonna Рік тому +78

      He does until you are able to think for yourself then guess who's burning but don't forget he loves you lol.

    • @USA92
      @USA92 Рік тому +14

      Not existing kinda ruins it.

    • @tanyalake9152
      @tanyalake9152 Рік тому +6

      It is impossible, unfortunately, to stay away from people who are non atheist/political. So many "christian/political adults" are so-called nurses, doctors, lawyers, judges, teachers, landlords. My so-called landlord is another Brown-skinned person. He loves money but, don't like fixing (certain) things, except when I withhold the rent. There is a hole in my ceiling, which I knew he saw, and he wilfully ignored the hole. I shouldn't have to tell that immature, insensitive, wilfully ignorant, money hungry, brainwashed mentality to fix the whole in the ceiling. I shouldn't have to withhold the rent, either, for him to fix/patch the ceiling.

    • @tomato12terra
      @tomato12terra Рік тому +97

      @@tanyalake9152what has this unintelligible gibberish got anything to do with George Carlin’s comedy on religion????

    • @tanyalake9152
      @tanyalake9152 Рік тому

      @@tomato12terra - Get 🤬 out and of here, assuming, self-centered, brainwashed, twisted, jerk!!!

  • @Dqbbed
    @Dqbbed 3 роки тому +4431

    Nobody had balls like Carlin, a true comedic legend way ahead of his time.

    • @jimg2885
      @jimg2885 3 роки тому +38

      I agree way ahead of his time and very funny..

    • @MarkJacksonGaming
      @MarkJacksonGaming 3 роки тому +39

      -- Richard Pryor and Sam Kinnison did as well. Not to argue with ya. Just a couple peeps well worth checking out if you haven't. George was something special.

    • @Dqbbed
      @Dqbbed 3 роки тому +18

      @@MarkJacksonGaming true I was speaking directly on how he puts everything in perspective in his own way, just like pryor, Sam or robin Williams, all have tremendous potential when it comes to mic skills.

    • @axhegrat5109
      @axhegrat5109 3 роки тому +29

      Carlin was like the miracle we were waiting for and had the pleasure of witnessing.

    • @jadearthur8713
      @jadearthur8713 3 роки тому +12

      Bill hicks

  • @andrewhostynski7701
    @andrewhostynski7701 Місяць тому +35

    This guy is pure genius. He manages to elucidate every thought I've had about religion for all of my independent life.

    • @elainehewitt6813
      @elainehewitt6813 Місяць тому +1

      me too! and I'm 74. Ever since I was 12 I've secretly abhorred religion and it's dictates and propaganda.

    • @dix_pack_of_sixie
      @dix_pack_of_sixie 20 днів тому

      I don't know what the hell elucidate means yet, so thank you for the new word to learn! There are fewer and fewer I find as I get older.
      I agree, Carlin turned pure logic into pure comedy gold! The humor is what is gone during this struggle for humanity.

    • @steefvanburen7985
      @steefvanburen7985 13 днів тому

      I was 12 when i went with my family on Vacation to the region of Rome. We went to Vatican city. I was in Ahhh but i immediately think. This is wrong. This is bullshit.

    • @henrlima87
      @henrlima87 4 дні тому +1

      ​@@dix_pack_of_sixiegenerally speaking, to elucidate is to explain something clearly.

    • @dix_pack_of_sixie
      @dix_pack_of_sixie 4 дні тому

      @@henrlima87 well you nailed it then because Carlin definitely managed to do that effortlessly, or at least he made it appear effortless.

  • @joseph-ow1hf
    @joseph-ow1hf 5 років тому +4427

    The man was a master of language.

    • @gretai8057
      @gretai8057 5 років тому +28

      A Master of wit...)))

    • @skydiesay6019
      @skydiesay6019 5 років тому +22

      I just made the likes 911 lmao

    • @Jblah
      @Jblah 5 років тому +14

      @Fluffy Panda Yeah its absolutely astounding that a experienced member of society who clearly has great reasoning skills aswell as a great level of humor can have wisdom. Only a priest, a hollywood celebrity or any random scientist can have wisdom. SMH

    • @Jblah
      @Jblah 5 років тому +4

      @@skydiesay6019 u suck LMAO

    • @Jblah
      @Jblah 5 років тому +6

      Lmfao i dont think he speaks any other languages.

  • @tahseti1113
    @tahseti1113 3 роки тому +4177

    "If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you" - Oscar Wilde

    • @jjammmees
      @jjammmees 3 роки тому +11

      The window of our house faces east.

    • @WilbertLek
      @WilbertLek 3 роки тому +12

      @@jjammmees
      Your account has been hacked.

    • @jjammmees
      @jjammmees 3 роки тому +5

      @@WilbertLek By whom.

    • @WilbertLek
      @WilbertLek 3 роки тому +9

      @@jjammmees
      By yourself it seems...

    • @jjammmees
      @jjammmees 3 роки тому +3

      @@WilbertLek What do you mean?

  • @davegunall1450
    @davegunall1450 2 роки тому +4951

    “When you're born into this world, you're given a ticket to the freak show. If you're born in America you get a front row seat.”
    George Carlin

    • @edwardgawrysjr6007
      @edwardgawrysjr6007 2 роки тому +62

      I cannot argue that point 👊🏻

    • @MadScientist267
      @MadScientist267 2 роки тому +44

      And fuckin proud of it 🤣

    • @jonstensaas9077
      @jonstensaas9077 2 роки тому +45

      That's a great quote. As a matter of fact in my humble opinion George Carlin has many great and funny as blank quotes. A comedic genius of our short time here on the molten rock spinning around the sun..oh yeah that's George's God..LOL.. I m 64 and only recently started listening to his stand up shows. And "God Bless" him for giving me the joy of the most laughter I've had in a long time!!!

    • @mikaeljotsa2226
      @mikaeljotsa2226 2 роки тому +55

      Don't know about the U.S but as an African from Cameroon, i can assure you, you have no idea to which extend bullshit can go

    • @harrykuheim6107
      @harrykuheim6107 2 роки тому +14

      The Obamavilles in Portland/Seattle are the most pathetic Freak Show of all time.

  • @giovannastenzel7105
    @giovannastenzel7105 Місяць тому +29

    I can't believe this legend is dead for over 15 years. Somehow, we are missing him more throughout each year that passes by

    • @RobertGraziose
      @RobertGraziose 6 днів тому

      I never get tired of this bit. God bless Joe Pesci, and George Carlin.

  • @joeycarter9020
    @joeycarter9020 6 місяців тому +469

    This world needs George more than ever now..

    • @WhyKnot-lr1kk
      @WhyKnot-lr1kk Місяць тому +2

      Ha, Joe is not even close

    • @chrishinton9209
      @chrishinton9209 Місяць тому +2

      He would get cancelled today.

    • @Kaluka101
      @Kaluka101 Місяць тому +8

      ​@@chrishinton9209lmao you think George Carlin could be canceled EVER? This man lived through some of the most religious times and lived and did comedy in the most religious places for over 50 years. Getting canceled now is just people hating you and making you embarrassed to be out in public. Getting canceled before social media WAS A BULLET IN THE GODAMN HEAD. So yea, if Carlin could go out every day he did comedy to crowds and crowds of people and shit talk God for that long like a boss when at risk of getting killed at any point, then I think he could have handled a bunch of white women on Twitter getting uppity.

    • @johna8973
      @johna8973 Місяць тому

      That's says more about Organized Religion than Atheism​@@nonplayercharacter21

    • @elainehewitt6813
      @elainehewitt6813 Місяць тому +1

      @@chrishinton9209 Most people who told the truth have gotten cancelled. Pathetic.

  • @BrianGivensYtube
    @BrianGivensYtube 5 років тому +17565

    I prayed to get a new bike for christmas. Then I realized that's not how religion works, so I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

    • @dreamwarriorthresh
      @dreamwarriorthresh 5 років тому +558

      Brilliant - 😂😂

    • @EBUNNY2012
      @EBUNNY2012 5 років тому +530

      Well, you could make as a Catholic then.

    • @ArminThapa
      @ArminThapa 5 років тому +105

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @BrianGivensYtube
      @BrianGivensYtube 5 років тому +191

      @@Scream357 I heard that from my friend who went to catholic school, had no intention of ripping of a quote as you say. Just thought it was applicable to the comedic situation!

    • @temaori4391
      @temaori4391 5 років тому +21

      @@Scream357 rwooosh

  • @giggukbangbangbang1874
    @giggukbangbangbang1874 3 роки тому +2267

    "Religion is true for the common people, false for the wise, and useful by the rulers"
    -Seneca

    • @codynautic
      @codynautic 3 роки тому +36

      spot on

    • @steve-o6413
      @steve-o6413 3 роки тому +80

      I used to think it had a useful value as a moral guide until I started hearing the Moral interpretation by the Faithful who think they know every loophole and why their interpretation doesn't apply to themselves...

    • @taketimeout2share
      @taketimeout2share 3 роки тому +9

      Which of those categories did Seneca belong to?

    • @giggukbangbangbang1874
      @giggukbangbangbang1874 3 роки тому +21

      @@taketimeout2share wise

    • @taketimeout2share
      @taketimeout2share 3 роки тому +25

      ​@@giggukbangbangbang1874 That was a rhetorical question. Only a fool thinks he is wise. I think Seneca would go along with that.
      Seneca lived in a time when religion was a personal thing. Now Religion is an expected and unavoidable duty in too many parts of the world.

  • @bradleytguthrie929
    @bradleytguthrie929 7 днів тому +12

    I miss George Carlin. His logic in the facts of life is astounding.

    • @ChrisMraz-p4v
      @ChrisMraz-p4v 3 дні тому

      Astounding you got that right
      Bradley from Chris 11 Bravo Infantry ARMY!!! 😂

  • @jkgramps
    @jkgramps 4 роки тому +2679

    I'm an old fart. For many, many years, George made me laugh. As he and I aged, he made me THINK. So much wisdom. I miss George.

    • @karlasmuschristophersen3353
      @karlasmuschristophersen3353 4 роки тому

      jkgramps coco llama,l

    • @antonioarcano7989
      @antonioarcano7989 4 роки тому +8

      Watch Bill Burr similar.

    • @theorder7346
      @theorder7346 4 роки тому +59

      @jkgramps
      I'm a young guy, 15 years old. For two years George made me laugh. As I aged, he made me think and criticise the world around me. So much fucking wisdom. I love his personality. I miss George.

    • @phil7165
      @phil7165 4 роки тому +3

      Anonymous Cat I am the same way too lol

    • @jennifergalberth1240
      @jennifergalberth1240 4 роки тому +4

      HE IS WITH YOU ALWAYS. YOUR PATRON SAINT😇🖤❤🖤😎🖤🙊🙉🙈

  • @MishaHendrix
    @MishaHendrix 7 місяців тому +1377

    This man has dedicated his life to speaking out against bigotry, taking yourself too seriously and being just plain fucking stupid. Thank you George, forever.

    • @irishscience580
      @irishscience580 6 місяців тому

      Nah he supported abortion, didn't believe in god. Those two things reveal he was easily brainwashed, and broken

    • @axelshatzko
      @axelshatzko 6 місяців тому +4

      LMFAO

    • @irishscience580
      @irishscience580 6 місяців тому

      He supports killing unborn people so...

    • @raysims134
      @raysims134 5 місяців тому +3

      Facts😅

    • @mmmmm1113
      @mmmmm1113 5 місяців тому

      This man… I had his book Brain Droppings at 11… and that’s why I am the way I am! Fuck you Spiros, you sheep fucking donkey diddler!

  • @Samuelon552
    @Samuelon552 2 роки тому +7983

    George Carlin transcended comedy into straight up philosophy. We need more people with balls to stand up against the bullshit.

    • @interfaultability
      @interfaultability 2 роки тому +101

      absolutely agree , you said everything i thought whilst watching

    • @jackbolland9628
      @jackbolland9628 2 роки тому +3

      You do know actual atheist philosophers get embarrassed by the new atheists, these people are not philosophers, they are not fighting the resistance they are part of the tide and mainstream culture, pretty much the entire mainstream media are atheistic leaning are you really that dim

    • @jackbolland9628
      @jackbolland9628 2 роки тому +12

      @@interfaultability same goes to you

    • @ottozambrana66
      @ottozambrana66 2 роки тому +2

      That kind of "philosophy" is for the common masses.
      Real philosophy was written in the book this imbecile tried so hard to contradict UNSUCCESSFULLY.

    • @jeisytudu3477
      @jeisytudu3477 2 роки тому +12

      Why need when you can

  • @DH-xm3hc
    @DH-xm3hc 5 місяців тому +173

    😂😂👏👏✌️❤️🌼 Still here 2024 🇺🇸 George Carlin will always be missed and loved. Glad I was fortunate enough to grow up, listening and watching him ✌️❤️🌼🇺🇸

    • @trollemctrollersen
      @trollemctrollersen 5 місяців тому

      Carlin is a big talker. That is it.

    • @samanthaholm9634
      @samanthaholm9634 4 місяці тому

      ​@@trollemctrollersen he's dead he died

    • @trollemctrollersen
      @trollemctrollersen 4 місяці тому

      @@samanthaholm9634 He was dead long before he stopped breathing.

    • @RoastTurtle2
      @RoastTurtle2 4 місяці тому +1

      And he'd make fun of you for spamming emojis Lil bud. Go to bed now, you've got pre-school in the morning

    • @AmericanFlyOnTheWall
      @AmericanFlyOnTheWall 2 місяці тому

      ​@@trollemctrollersenSo are clergymen and freaks like you.

  • @deran1983
    @deran1983 Рік тому +1935

    Somewhere around 1990 George Carlin stopped writing jokes and started telling just the truth. And in his last specials is just pure wisdom.

    • @goldenwolf8081
      @goldenwolf8081 Рік тому +45

      He was an absolute 100% comedic genius! He spoke the truth better than anybody on earth!

    • @traviscoates6878
      @traviscoates6878 Рік тому +8

      Must’ve been right around the same time he was on Lamb Chops Play Along. He said “fuck this, Lamb Chop’s Play Along is my Pinnacle”

    • @eNigma011
      @eNigma011 Рік тому +23

      George was growing in wisdom as he aged. His truth will always be with us through the videos!👍

    • @westnblu
      @westnblu Рік тому +20

      @@eNigma011 I guess we all do in a way, gain a bit of wisdom as we age, but I'm impressed with his theatrics and the facial expressions he uses on stage. It compliments the story telling and the punch line is hilarious. After all that torture and pain a sinner will experience remember God does love u🤣!

    • @Tixtixboomboomroom
      @Tixtixboomboomroom Рік тому

      😂 toQQ aww QQQq de de de SW SW d S SWW de de de de de d dee de de de de de de no no no de

  • @jeffn.918
    @jeffn.918 2 роки тому +744

    I saw him at Northern Michigan University in 88 or 89. He blew us 18-20 y.o. kids away! His intellect and delivery on stage was something I had never witnessed up to that point or since then. You can love him or hate him, agree or disagree with him, but you have to admit his style and technique was second to none.

    • @glendalestoner420
      @glendalestoner420 2 роки тому +12

      Absolutely 💯

    • @Vintagefuture
      @Vintagefuture 2 роки тому +1

      GET IT ON…..ua-cam.com/video/jDyP7LSnxKs/v-deo.html

    • @Esiaa
      @Esiaa 2 роки тому +17

      You're lucky you saw him in person. He was a genius. I loved his wit and intelligence.

    • @rexwarren6136
      @rexwarren6136 2 роки тому +3

      That's a fact

    • @lillianmurphy303
      @lillianmurphy303 2 роки тому +4

      Agreed. I don't always agree with him or love every joke, but he was a stand-up comic with perfect technique, wit, smarts, all of it. So much thought went into what he did, but yet didn't come off that way in performance.

  • @pb5640
    @pb5640 3 роки тому +216

    “People are basically dumb”, George’s s got that right. Brilliant man! Gone but not forgotten.

    • @rossevanricamara4169
      @rossevanricamara4169 3 роки тому

      That might mean people like you.

    • @hans-joachimbierwirth4727
      @hans-joachimbierwirth4727 Рік тому +4

      @@rossevanricamara4169 We all start as morons. I's on us whether we stay that way.

    • @dennisduncan7561
      @dennisduncan7561 23 дні тому

      ​@@rossevanricamara4169You seem to fit that description much better junior.

    • @dennisduncan7561
      @dennisduncan7561 23 дні тому

      ​@@rossevanricamara4169You seem to fit that description much better junior.

  • @matthewishunting
    @matthewishunting Місяць тому +24

    Carlin tucking in his shirt is the most 90's thing ever. I love him and will forever love him. He's the only non-family member on our photo-wall in our families' house. I love Carlin

    • @swapblue
      @swapblue 19 днів тому

      almost like jesus :D

    • @RobertGraziose
      @RobertGraziose 6 днів тому

      He is with the Invisible Man now. RIP George.

    • @RobertGraziose
      @RobertGraziose 6 днів тому

      ​@@swapblueYour in the wrong place to peddle that crap pal.

    • @swapblue
      @swapblue 6 днів тому +1

      @@RobertGraziose i'm with carlin on the god stuff, just tried to crack a joke here

    • @henrlima87
      @henrlima87 4 дні тому +1

      ​@@swapblueworked for me, as i think its the kind of stuff carlin would make fun of, a total stranger keeping a photo of him 😂

  • @lianavasquez1561
    @lianavasquez1561 7 місяців тому +444

    George Carlin told it like it is!!... May he rest in peace. Just loved him!

    • @geoffdein2894
      @geoffdein2894 5 місяців тому +6

      When you say rest in peace, what do you mean?

    • @issacclark6109
      @issacclark6109 5 місяців тому

      Carlin told it how it was in his head. Reality now that is a different story.

    • @nancy9704
      @nancy9704 5 місяців тому

      @@geoffdein2894 And how the eff do we know what happens when we croak? Rest, my ass!

    • @hellabella8295
      @hellabella8295 4 місяці тому +3

      He’s resting now.. 😂😂

    • @fbg57
      @fbg57 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@geoffdein2894 it means may his soul escape and ascend from this 3D onto the next dimension/journey. ;)

  • @TheMatthew427
    @TheMatthew427 5 років тому +2041

    Man I miss this guy. I wonder how savage his material would be today

    • @jackpadz6079
      @jackpadz6079 5 років тому +95

      Pussies would be offended easily.

    • @TheFrostbite324
      @TheFrostbite324 5 років тому +107

      He’s too good for this decade

    • @tamaking86
      @tamaking86 5 років тому +41

      Savage? He HAS been savage since 1974 with his first HBO presentation.

    • @billh344
      @billh344 5 років тому +63

      Not sure George could handle the extremes of the right and left today. Both are completely nuts.

    • @jase37
      @jase37 5 років тому +57

      @@billh344 The right is much worse though.

  • @a.v.4106
    @a.v.4106 5 років тому +6542

    It's now 2019 and Montreal has begun taxing their churches :,) God bless joe pesci

    • @peterkarv2845
      @peterkarv2845 5 років тому +94

      Nice!

    • @mimim7026
      @mimim7026 5 років тому +363

      Wow! Really? How terribly reasonable of Montreal!

    • @a.v.4106
      @a.v.4106 5 років тому +86

      @Ben G he/she was being sarcastic lol

    • @eifelitorn
      @eifelitorn 5 років тому +97

      you mean joe pesci bless joe pesci?

    • @WolfenX4
      @WolfenX4 5 років тому +71

      CONGRATULATIONS. WATCH CHURCH CORRUPTION DECRRASE SIGNIFICANTLY

  • @FirstPersonHood
    @FirstPersonHood Місяць тому +66

    The best sermon I have ever heard!

    • @filmeseverin
      @filmeseverin Місяць тому +2

      There are two kinds of atheists: those only temporarily deceived, being too superficial regarding the Creator of this reality (as I used to be due to the atheistic education under the communist regime) and those who do not want God to exist, who deny everything that proves their errors, such as all my simple, clear and undeniable demonstrations (found quite easily after sorting the comments, for example, my thread posted 4 days ago).

  • @feldspars654
    @feldspars654 7 місяців тому +189

    GeorgeCarlin tells the truth in his off-the-wall humor. Ive been listening to him since i was 16, I'm now 70. I sleep great adter listening toGeorge.!!

    • @nevedofficial466
      @nevedofficial466 Місяць тому +1

      You go all the way back to the Wonderful Wino days

    • @TanyaLake-p3b
      @TanyaLake-p3b Місяць тому

      He was a fraud, just like so many of you! A real atheist, myself included, know who/what/where humanity started and don't need to listen to so-called celebrities.

    • @adriennefernandes6563
      @adriennefernandes6563 9 днів тому

      Me too!

  • @TheGreyman61
    @TheGreyman61 9 місяців тому +914

    This man is timeless.

    • @samlkings5783
      @samlkings5783 9 місяців тому +1

      Yeah man but think about it I'm not a believer and i don't think it is wise to say things like that from all the evidence we got leads to either no God or an evil one who really does be watching us and laughing if that is true from all the stories we been told about hell imagine what he will do to those who speaks about him like this that scares me man

    • @TheGreyman61
      @TheGreyman61 9 місяців тому +13

      @samlkings5783 Believe what you want. Extraordinary claims require Extraordinary evidence-Carl Sagan
      And I believe that. Just because millions of people believe something doesn't make it fact. 500 years ago everyone believed the earth was flat.

    • @samlkings5783
      @samlkings5783 9 місяців тому

      @@TheGreyman61 I'm not a believer man I'm saying in evil god just like you said not give us extraordinary evidence and be playing playing with us and suffer

    • @reneesimerale
      @reneesimerale 9 місяців тому

      To ALL who do not beileve what is the ONE thing that God gave us?? anybody??

    • @TheGreyman61
      @TheGreyman61 9 місяців тому

      @samlkings5783 It says in the Bible "God man man in his image"
      So since man is capable of good and evil it seems reasonable to assume god is also capable of good and evil. The Bible shows many examples of the evil that your God perpetuates.
      All in the guise of saving the Judea or punishing perceived evil. The alleged flood, Sodom and Gommorah, the 10th so called plague in Egypt. This old Testament God is a petty jealous frankly unstable being needing anger management.

  • @barbariansinbattle1687
    @barbariansinbattle1687 Рік тому +1670

    How he mixes in pure fact with comedy is sheer genius. We will never have another George Carlin. R.I.P.

    • @brandonedge
      @brandonedge Рік тому +32

      I would say thank God for George. But truly I think if there is a God, it/he/she/whatever would be proud of having created a species that Carlin belonged to.

    • @dionjanssen2790
      @dionjanssen2790 Рік тому +8

      Amen 🌹❤️

    • @OGJbug
      @OGJbug Рік тому +17

      He was truly in a league of his own.

    • @watersbey25
      @watersbey25 Рік тому +9

      True, but he definitely became more electrifying later in life.

    • @davidmiller7394
      @davidmiller7394 Рік тому +1

      You should check out Hal Sparks - Karmageddon.

  • @tattoomesam
    @tattoomesam 4 місяці тому +434

    When my son is ready to talk about God I’m going to introduce him to George Carlin

    • @filmeseverin
      @filmeseverin 4 місяці тому +8

      There are two kinds of atheists: those only temporarily deceived, being too superficial regarding the Creator of this reality (as I used to be due to the atheistic education under the communist regime) and those who do not want God to exist, who deny everything that proves their errors, such as all my simple, clear and undeniable demonstrations (found easily after sorting the comments).

    • @tattoomesam
      @tattoomesam 4 місяці тому +44

      @@filmeseverin who made you the expert on atheists. I tell you this there are more than two types. Religious folk like to keep things simple I guess because their minds were turned to mush via child indoctrination. Thank god as a child my parents let me sort religion out for myself when I became of age to understand it. It’s been a crazy journey, I went from Buddhist non-theist, then atheist, then anti-theist, then pantheist, but now I settled on something that’s been working for me for a while now. A(ll)theist. Yes I came up with it myself. Basically I accept everyone, those who believe in no god, all gods, or one god. To each is own. And that belief system makes it comfortable for me to enter a church or temple when invited and adjust to whatever religion is worshipped. Prior to that while being an atheist or antitheist I never felt I belonged in any religious environment. My worldview also allows me to laugh it off whenever a religious person tells me I’m going to hell. It’s funny how people so religious can so easily tell someone where they will end up after they die when they really have no fucking idea themselves. Well good luck to you and your beliefs and may they bring you eternal joy and happiness in this life and the next.

    • @filmeseverin
      @filmeseverin 4 місяці тому +3

      Those too deceived will not read the messages that prove their errors, just to keep their deceiving. Only those who renounce intentionally to elementary logic cannot understand my simple, clear and undeniable demonstrations (for example my thread posted 8 days ago).

    • @ellavincipatton815
      @ellavincipatton815 4 місяці тому +2

      Well make sure you introduce him to the real God because he is there. I love George but he’s joking here. Funny but not true.

    • @tattoomesam
      @tattoomesam 4 місяці тому

      @@ellavincipatton815 believing in a real god is why this world is so fucked up. Everyone thinks their god is real and kill others who believe in fake gods. Let me ask you this, why does real god (assuming ur Christian) have such a problem finding priests that won’t molest children? My parents raised me right they told me to doubt and explore on my own. I was not indoctrinated. Guess what there was a church program in my neighborhood me and other immigrant kids went to. The first day I was there I was like this priest gives me the creeps. I never went back after one day and I told my brothers and friends don’t go anymore. Some of the kids that stayed ended up getting molested. Some of those kids grew up to be gay. So yeah, take ur idea of a real god and shove it

  • @scottmorley3672
    @scottmorley3672 3 роки тому +350

    Miss him. Huge importance for critical thinkers.

    • @phildavenport4150
      @phildavenport4150 3 роки тому +1

      My only criticism of him is his unsophisticated comment regarding stupidity and the common man. He clearly had little or no understanding of the normal curve.

    • @coldshadow7880
      @coldshadow7880 3 роки тому +6

      Imagine him in 2021, content for years 🤣

    • @ERROR.CODENN
      @ERROR.CODENN 3 роки тому +1

      Agreed, just human condition, that is why we have A-holes because of poor caretakers.

    • @jamesstorey2476
      @jamesstorey2476 2 роки тому +2

      Carlin was a preeminent critical thinker. His views are still, to this day, unassailable. Carlin stands in America's pantheon of leading skeptics and critical thinkers.

    • @scottmorley3672
      @scottmorley3672 2 роки тому +1

      @@jamesstorey2476 perfectly eloquent statement.

  • @TerryUniGeezerPeterson
    @TerryUniGeezerPeterson 3 роки тому +2742

    Another amazing fact about GC is his ability to not only write his own material, but MEMORIZING it to the point where his act seems to be 100% improvised on the spot.

    • @Rahbinah
      @Rahbinah 3 роки тому +99

      Because he is authentic

    • @randymount8551
      @randymount8551 3 роки тому +62

      @@Rahbinah I totally agree it is incredible his abilities to communicate

    • @user-sp8eb6iz7f
      @user-sp8eb6iz7f 3 роки тому +27

      Especially on weed!!!

    • @Fobber1980
      @Fobber1980 3 роки тому +20

      Interesting. I actually think his act seems very written - but well written and therefor it doesn't really matter.

    • @user-sp8eb6iz7f
      @user-sp8eb6iz7f 3 роки тому +4

      @@Fobber1980 What does not matter? The weed? of course it does, it helped him and he used it!!

  • @zachariahholcer5969
    @zachariahholcer5969 2 роки тому +473

    I’ve listened to Carlin over the past 25 years and as time role on his material feels timelessly comedic and increasingly prophetic.

    • @billpierce9641
      @billpierce9641 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah. What u said! Totally

    • @David.L291
      @David.L291 2 роки тому +2

      I wonder what his shows would be like now with so much crap going on

    • @billpierce9641
      @billpierce9641 2 роки тому +1

      @@David.L291 just as hilarious

    • @David.L291
      @David.L291 2 роки тому +2

      @@billpierce9641 So grateful for things like UA-cam or I'd of never got to known about all this that he did, The only time I saw him was in the 90's in a movie Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure but never gave it another thought that he did all of this stand up, I had no way of any access to internet etc back then, So much has changed since then, some ways good at least, The ridiculous things now though is people would probably get very offended by his shows now if he was still around, You can't breathe now without offending some nut lol but these recordings are so great to watch

    • @billpierce9641
      @billpierce9641 2 роки тому +1

      @@David.L291 I first heard him on a radio show called Dr Demento in the 80s. It was a bit he did called ICE BOX MAN. After I heard it, I ran out and bought the cassette! His old stuff is really good too! He was doing stand up in the 70s. Wow. Bill and Ted's. I remember him in that movie!

  • @SennaStar
    @SennaStar 3 місяці тому +27

    I'm from the UK and this guy was a freakin genius, the best comedian I ever saw in my 58 years on this planet. I hope he's resting in peace but looking back and saying I told you I was right..

    • @elainehewitt6813
      @elainehewitt6813 Місяць тому +1

      and he would laugh at the "rest in peace" comment. He's kind of the antithesis of that.

  • @roberttucker8129
    @roberttucker8129 2 роки тому +1778

    My favorite atheist, and as a born and raised Christian, his religion talk always made me laugh harder than a lot of his stuff. RIP George, you were ahead of your time, and always right on point.

    • @u.s.m.c.fewproudthemarines2987
      @u.s.m.c.fewproudthemarines2987 2 роки тому +36

      He was Genius friend

    • @lindseyup
      @lindseyup 2 роки тому +61

      Funny guy.. don't agree with his anti God rhetoric though

    • @dukes1993724
      @dukes1993724 2 роки тому +73

      @@lindseyup Why not?

    • @u.s.m.c.fewproudthemarines2987
      @u.s.m.c.fewproudthemarines2987 2 роки тому +34

      @@lindseyup I was very Religious all my life until I saw Mom get very Sick It was Horrible She had Cancer and it destroyed her. Cancer doesn't run in the family so I really don't know how she got it .

    • @cfaubs7516
      @cfaubs7516 2 роки тому +49

      @@lindseyup very smart man but chose to not understand what a true relationship with our creator is.

  • @TheRareCriticalThinker
    @TheRareCriticalThinker Рік тому +203

    “…but he loves you.” gets me every time

    • @melindacortez2977
      @melindacortez2977 Рік тому

      Me too!! 😂

    • @leischutte9179
      @leischutte9179 6 місяців тому +9

      Yeah, which isn't actually funny but the hypocrisy of the whole notion of a divine theistic anthropomorphic deity being omnipotent and for some reason needing to sacrifice his son for the 'sins' of the world instead of in all of his 'omnipotence' forgiving everyone of the 'sin' they were born into, is just absurd!

    • @chadrasmussen1154
      @chadrasmussen1154 6 місяців тому

      Lol

    • @tattoomesam
      @tattoomesam 4 місяці тому +1

      But if u don’t love him back and accept him as your lord and savior you are going straight to hell lol

    • @TheRareCriticalThinker
      @TheRareCriticalThinker 4 місяці тому

      @@leischutte9179 exactly. I don’t understand how people don’t question it

  • @catkeys6911
    @catkeys6911 5 років тому +322

    "Personally, I would never want to be a member of any group where you either HAVE TO wear a hat, or YOU CAN'T wear a hat".
    -Such a simple statement that seems to so cleanly sum up the ludicrous nature of whole religion business.

    • @s.e.f8160
      @s.e.f8160 4 роки тому +10

      Exactly! But it’s so true

    • @carna-9501
      @carna-9501 4 роки тому +3

      Then theres heathenry. Take their shit because you want too, fuck their women because you want too, do whatever you want within the laws of the community, because you want too. Do so and you will have lived your life the way you wished, while at the same time living with honor. Its glorious

    • @jasoncarpp7742
      @jasoncarpp7742 4 роки тому +2

      I wear a hat a lot when I'm outside, but when I sit down with someone, I remove my hat.

    • @boogathon
      @boogathon 3 роки тому

      But you don't have to join a religion, which negates his whole complaint.

    • @danieluselmann1034
      @danieluselmann1034 2 роки тому +1

      "HATS OPTIONAL!"

  • @blackdoorent23
    @blackdoorent23 16 днів тому +7

    So miss George Carlin! His humor is so relatable! So much good sense.

  • @carolnorton2551
    @carolnorton2551 5 років тому +1661

    George had the balls to say it out loud.

    • @kyoakland
      @kyoakland 4 роки тому +18

      Definitely

    • @nappyscribe1987
      @nappyscribe1987 4 роки тому +42

      It does take a lot of dam courage. I'm married to a christian man. Whewwww. I try to work on sundays quite often.

    • @Lunatikk
      @Lunatikk 4 роки тому +19

      @Jay Gorakh This applies to every Abrahamic religions, which includes Islam.

    • @isaacpeterson4122
      @isaacpeterson4122 4 роки тому +4

      you have to have some massive testicles to tell a group of cheering fans exactly what they want to hear.

    • @nappyscribe1987
      @nappyscribe1987 4 роки тому +13

      Did religion teach you to say that to people that don't conform to your way of thinking? Most wars begin with religion, and that statement just proves it. Have a good day.

  • @carolesears5570
    @carolesears5570 8 місяців тому +162

    I love the way his mind works.

    • @joepetrisko
      @joepetrisko 2 місяці тому +1

      Carol - I do as well, but you know damned good & well the "high & mighty" religious people & those who kiss their asses do not like it at all. 😉

    • @bobbart4198
      @bobbart4198 2 місяці тому

      @@joepetrisko And why should the rest of us - the lowly unwashed & working grubs, give a damn what the pious prudes think ?

  • @njhoepner
    @njhoepner 2 роки тому +756

    "They don't want to know what Jesus would do so they can do it, but so they can tell other people to do it." Priceless.

    • @MrMarco855
      @MrMarco855 2 роки тому

      Ignorant cheap statement.

    • @mamalives6938
      @mamalives6938 2 роки тому +4

      We were born speaking more truth life and wisdom in 3 words then any doctrines or laws of man. WaWa MaMa DaDa. This is who we really are born to be. Electing the laws of 1 man to parent the world in knowledge is the opposite of freedom. Says we are incompetent to parent our own children.

    • @jimchumley7907
      @jimchumley7907 2 роки тому

      Nathan; Your priceless and an ignorant idiot like this ignorant fool was.

    • @s.h.1639
      @s.h.1639 2 роки тому +7

      sadly, this is true of a lot of christians. it gives us a bad rap.

    • @Footballcornerworld
      @Footballcornerworld 2 роки тому +6

      Belief has nothing to do with the church, people still don't got this point.

  • @ricklocke1187
    @ricklocke1187 5 місяців тому +110

    One of the greatest American truth tellers of all time 💙💙🧢💙

    • @filmeseverin
      @filmeseverin 5 місяців тому +2

      Jesus Christ is the truth.

    • @itslogical3884
      @itslogical3884 4 місяці тому +4

      @@filmeseverin for people with weak and illogical minds

    • @filmeseverin
      @filmeseverin 4 місяці тому

      As usual, are in denial (without counterarguments, of course) only those who are too superficial to think enough to understand *the simple fact that from no intelligence involved, no intelligence comes,* the entire process until nowadays proving the existence of God because *the results of a process prove the intelligence involved into that process* (even schoolchildren can understand that every photon, ... atom, ... cell has intelligence into it, *not to mention their functionality together).*
      They ignore the intelligence put from the beginning. For example, the intelligence mentioned includes the exact value of the speed of light matching the manifestation of what we call "gravity", working together since the primordial conditions to form in the end this reality, which hosts intelligent life that is able to feel / understand / admire / enjoy / respect / love the Creator, especially through His human form, Jesus Christ.

    • @filmeseverin
      @filmeseverin 4 місяці тому +2

      Those too deceived will not read the messages that prove their errors, just to keep their deceiving. Only those who renounce intentionally to elementary logic cannot understand my simple, clear and undeniable demonstrations.
      By the way, God does not want to prove Himself to humans more than He already did (through the real prophets and mainly through His human form Jesus Christ), wanting to see our *free* choices, how much we love perfection (100% goodness, justice, pure love....) and how much we detest evilness = stupidity, but He still does it to those who really want to know the truth, as that professor is suggesting closer to the end of his testimony, "NDE- ATHEIST PROFESSOR (Berkeley Grad) dies, sees HELL! Best testimony EVER! Howard Storm Interview", because it worked in my case, not even knowing about his video when I asked from all my heart, in the most serious way for a sign to believe, then receiving the vision, which turned me from an atheist into a Christian.

    • @anubion42
      @anubion42 Місяць тому

      @@filmeseverin dawg he's all knowing. He literally KNOWS what will or wont convince me, is clearly choosing to not do so (as per his own plan and by his own design) for ... reasons? Legit just introduce yourself, i hear he has many forms, a man, a voice, a bush on fire.
      Keeping im mind that this is only 1 of any gods. IF its all loving, ive lived a good life supporting those i can, so see you in whatever goodplace. If he's anything else and im in hell then im more moral then that deity to begin with and could only ever worship it out of fear alone. What kinda of relationship is that? abusive is what it is so ill simply just pass and actually enjoy the time i have here. Because God (all)knows(ing) i cant enjoy it if i followed its faith. Like he's an awful guy. i wont go into it here but like exodus alone.
      Was it worth the time to type out? I think so its nice to get it out in text every now and again. Even if unnecessary.

  • @JeffReams
    @JeffReams 3 роки тому +2965

    When philosophy meets comedy you get George Carlin.

    • @denierdev9723
      @denierdev9723 3 роки тому +15

      Philosophy + Comedy + Pre-Boomers

    • @babilabub
      @babilabub 3 роки тому +1

      Aptly put.

    • @suminazoran1314
      @suminazoran1314 3 роки тому +13

      Thats philosophy? Have You even finished high school?

    • @denierdev9723
      @denierdev9723 3 роки тому +85

      @@suminazoran1314 If I think that hotdogs are good with mustard because it is easier to digest, because the mustard breaks down the hotdog on a molecular level and my amino acids can react with it quicker, meaning quicker digestion, that's my philosophy about mustard on hotdogs.
      If I think rape is wrong because it violates the law and is unconsentful and abusive, as wel as defiling, then that's my philosophy about rape.
      You confused this philosophy because you think "philosophy" is being Plato and writing thousand-page books.

    • @denierdev9723
      @denierdev9723 3 роки тому +61

      @@suminazoran1314 Point being that Carlin has his philosophies on certain topics he shares in a humorous way. Now stfhu

  • @keeseagainsttheworld2106
    @keeseagainsttheworld2106 5 років тому +512

    There will never be another George Carlin! R.I.P my dude

    • @jackfarringer2326
      @jackfarringer2326 5 років тому +2

      There was Bill Hicks

    • @RickyC0626
      @RickyC0626 5 років тому +4

      Dave Chapelle

    • @V-tec28
      @V-tec28 4 роки тому +5

      @A C Jack John has a God u think so??why?becouse he is using his brain??the thing God gave him?

    • @kyoakland
      @kyoakland 4 роки тому

      Truth

    • @nappyscribe1987
      @nappyscribe1987 4 роки тому +2

      Wow, I didn't know he'd died.

  • @nitolobangco2778
    @nitolobangco2778 Рік тому +384

    One of a kind guy, there will never be another George Carlin

    • @bigdee8189
      @bigdee8189 Рік тому +1

      Good!! Thank God for that!!

    • @r-leanmygirl-gj2kt
      @r-leanmygirl-gj2kt Рік тому

      @@bigdee8189 Agreed, 100%

    • @nancyaustin9516
      @nancyaustin9516 Рік тому +7

      Yeah, let's turn George into a god--how ironic is that...! ;-)

    • @Slavtron
      @Slavtron Рік тому

      @@bigdee8189 Someone is going to hell kurvin sine

    • @ivoandrijasevic2826
      @ivoandrijasevic2826 Рік тому +1

      Everyone is one of a kind guy and never ever is gonna be another the same guy

  • @Canuck-Swe-1976
    @Canuck-Swe-1976 4 місяці тому +36

    Miss George Carlin. He's needed now. Wonder what he would have to say since the world has gotten even crazier.

  • @wilobrien9731
    @wilobrien9731 2 роки тому +1104

    The comedy of George Carlin is hilarious, brilliant and timeless. Carlin was much more than a stand up comic. He always wove social commentary into his programs, which prompted people to think and consider the state of affair while laughing. George Carlin is sorely missed.

    • @spacejunky4380
      @spacejunky4380 2 роки тому +6

      Ironically he's jokes are offensive now in-days among people only three years younger than me. The difference between someone who is 23 and 19/20 is shocking. I hardly can have a good day joking with them because eventually someone will get offended. Or, when you joke around a subject, then you poke the dragon's belly and joke directly about the topic and people turn to look at you like you've committed a sin is just odd. You can talk around the topic. Just can't directly state what it you were all joking about, okay cool

    • @jasonpierson2304
      @jasonpierson2304 2 роки тому +8

      when you tell the truth in a funny way it never gets old

    • @spacejunky4380
      @spacejunky4380 2 роки тому +3

      @@jasonpierson2304 timeless man. I love topical comedy for that reason.

    • @Abhijeetm19
      @Abhijeetm19 2 роки тому

      So how you guys doin tonight huh!!
      Well fuuckk you!!!

    • @lisamuliapower3764
      @lisamuliapower3764 2 роки тому

      Well I judge him the best vague

  • @davidschmidt6013
    @davidschmidt6013 4 роки тому +922

    When Carlin was younger, he focused on "naughty" humor, polite euphemisms and scatalogical references. But as he aged, he focused more and more on social issues, and began cutting WAY closer to the bone, and the language grew more and more profane (spelled: 'honest'). Way more interesting, in my opinion. He was truly a master, and his style and skill with language has (IMHO) not yet been equaled. RIP George, you are truly missed.

    • @kevinretulado5731
      @kevinretulado5731 4 роки тому +3

      David Schmidt im from the Philippines goerge is really good

    • @fenriders7008
      @fenriders7008 4 роки тому +11

      David Schmidt I think Bill Hicks came somewhat close to George in the deep cuts and social commentary. Both are absolute titans that would’ve had a field day with the world today to make material on.

    • @kvandermeersch5753
      @kvandermeersch5753 4 роки тому +2

      What is your opinion on Ricky Gervais' stuff, granted he's a bit younger but he comes from a middle class background and "only" became famous when he was 40-something old.
      ua-cam.com/video/RvJ-jLr5KxA/v-deo.html

    • @singingwindrider9881
      @singingwindrider9881 4 роки тому +4

      RIP = rest in peace. George didn't believe in Jesus so he's not resting in peace, he's suffering in hell tormented by devils laughing at his torment :( sad, very very 😥 I sure hope he repented before he died but I've not seen anything that says he did.

    • @darkice7669
      @darkice7669 3 роки тому +2

      Rip to him and Patrice Oneal. The big 2 legends!

  • @kcwalker46
    @kcwalker46 7 місяців тому +177

    I loved George Carlin. To me he was a prophet and only spoke the truth. Come back George, we all need you.

    • @BonnieGranvelli
      @BonnieGranvelli 6 місяців тому +1

      George is not in a good position with God from his speech nor those laughing. Mocking God will put you in not nice place for eternity.

    • @kcwalker46
      @kcwalker46 6 місяців тому

      Honey, I'm 80 years old. I've watched Carlin since he was first on tv with Richard Pryor. I love him as a person and as a talent. I also think God gives each of us the right to enjoy someone's talent . So, Baby, don't tell me what I can and cannot enjoy. You have a blessed life.@@BonnieGranvelli

    • @mikespearwood3914
      @mikespearwood3914 6 місяців тому

      @@BonnieGranvelli Grow up!

    • @jenniferaisley7884
      @jenniferaisley7884 6 місяців тому +2

      I'd just love to see George when he finally ran into God!

    • @karenfioretti9838
      @karenfioretti9838 6 місяців тому

      @@BonnieGranvelliprove it. 10:14

  • @limlah1312
    @limlah1312 4 місяці тому +43

    We desperately need a new voice that can fill the void that Carlin left. I'm so happy that I had the chance to see him live. Today's world needs a new voice to lead and reason.

    • @kazj1728
      @kazj1728 4 місяці тому +3

      Bill Burr is pretty edgy and very intelligent. He’s nowhere near as raw as Carlin, but he’s relatively young so I can see him getting better with age. Check him out if you haven’t already.

    • @rlm4471
      @rlm4471 2 місяці тому

      There are lots of comedians today who are influenced by Carlin.

    • @goldieswitzerlox
      @goldieswitzerlox 22 дні тому

      No.. ya don't.

    • @goldieswitzerlox
      @goldieswitzerlox 22 дні тому

      Ignorance protects you

  • @robertabrams8562
    @robertabrams8562 3 роки тому +1799

    I miss this guys humor so much…he was a pure comical genius

    • @WilbertLek
      @WilbertLek 3 роки тому +5

      And in whose "god" do you "believe"?

    • @MrEichhorn
      @MrEichhorn 3 роки тому +6

      just genius...or is reality comical? At least you cant take it with out humor.

    • @equilibrium1999
      @equilibrium1999 3 роки тому +16

      He was more than that. A Philosophical Comedian as well as a true Prophet.

    • @kennethfrierson2037
      @kennethfrierson2037 3 роки тому +6

      Classic my all time favorite

    • @cosmocho8216
      @cosmocho8216 3 роки тому +7

      He was a genius who was a comic

  • @Cornerstore203
    @Cornerstore203 5 років тому +610

    Carlin, a true champion of protected free speech.

    • @gmgunnhildr2711
      @gmgunnhildr2711 5 років тому

      Steven Soco that bit is also speech, so...yeah.

    • @gmgunnhildr2711
      @gmgunnhildr2711 5 років тому +1

      Steven Soco agreed.

    • @kubakola
      @kubakola 4 роки тому +1

      PSESSIONS
      Absolutely

    • @madyjules
      @madyjules 4 роки тому +1

      True & don’t forget Lenny Bruce

    • @kevjer
      @kevjer 4 роки тому

      Nice old school phillies logo!!! Plus miss that Carlin wont be in bill and ted 3.

  • @DLFfitness1
    @DLFfitness1 2 роки тому +679

    “One of the saddest lessons of history is this: If we’ve been bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle. We’re no longer interested in finding out the truth. The bamboozle has captured us. It’s simply too painful to acknowledge, even to ourselves, that we’ve been taken. Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back.”
    ― Carl Sagan

    • @j.s.connolly8579
      @j.s.connolly8579 2 роки тому +16

      YEP! I have this as a Main Meme on my computer because it IS so SPOT ON!!!

    • @mrdeathgaming1457
      @mrdeathgaming1457 2 роки тому +18

      WE are gaslighted everyday

    • @1arritechno
      @1arritechno 2 роки тому +2

      Man made " Climate Change " will go down as the biggest Scam of this Century..! CO2 is not a primary driver for change , among the greater factors & forcing "yet" ,, people embrace it like another Religion..!

    • @santa_claus-north_pole
      @santa_claus-north_pole 2 роки тому +2

      Carlin became a Christian just before his death.

    • @mrdeathgaming1457
      @mrdeathgaming1457 2 роки тому +22

      @@santa_claus-north_pole bull

  • @avarmauk
    @avarmauk 4 місяці тому +80

    It’s important to anote that whilst I have a distain for religion I don’t dislike religious people. They are the victims of religion and in most cases just innocent victims of either brainwashing or simply seeking help/hope in what is a difficult world for so many

    • @JoeChillton
      @JoeChillton 4 місяці тому +2

      amen. My parents and my cousin are brainwashed.

    • @filmeseverin
      @filmeseverin 4 місяці тому +1

      Atheists renounce to elementary logic and to simple rationality intentionally when they believe that this reality has always existed without any intelligence involved, because *from no intelligence involved no intelligence comes and the results of a process prove the intelligence involved into that process. That is why the entire process until nowadays is proving the existence of God.*
      The superficial ones do not think enough to understand *the simple fact that from no intelligence involved, no intelligence comes* in spite of the fact that even schoolchildren can understand that every photon, ... atom, ... cell has intelligence into it, *not to mention their functionality together.*
      They ignore the intelligence put from the beginning. For example, the intelligence mentioned includes the exact value of the speed of light matching the manifestation of what we call "gravity", working together since the primordial conditions to form in the end this reality, which hosts intelligent life that is able to feel / understand / admire / enjoy / respect / love the Creator, especially through His human form, Jesus Christ.

    • @Savagefred
      @Savagefred 4 місяці тому +6

      I've felt this way for so long, but now I'm starting to feel like they are all idiots because they still believe in Santa clause basically

    • @filmeseverin
      @filmeseverin 4 місяці тому +1

      Generally, those from such videos, exposed to my clear and undeniable demonstrations but who still want to remain atheists, are ignoring intentionally the simple fact that *from no intelligence involved, no intelligence comes,* hoping that this reality is the result of no intelligence, in other words that God does not exist, only to escape the responsibility for their deeds, to not be Judged by God/Jesus after the leaving of this world, but they are in error. *_"For we must all appear before the judgment seat of Christ, that each one may receive his due for the things done in the body, whether good or bad."_* 2 Corinthians 5, 10
      My simple and undeniable demonstrations can be found after sorting the comments (for example, my thread posted 9 days ago).

    • @outlawgt3045
      @outlawgt3045 Місяць тому

      I was born into Christianity. I researched my way out of it.
      I still believe in God or Creator but I don't think he cares. It may not even be a sentient being. Could be a machine that creates and moves on.. It could just be an energy source. I like to speculate on these things.

  • @almagirimai8931
    @almagirimai8931 5 років тому +196

    The man saw so clearly! He had a gift with language and communication. He shone the light of humour on human stupidity and made us laugh and at the same time little wiser and less self-important. Thank you GC.

    • @calebniederhofer6529
      @calebniederhofer6529 5 років тому +2

      He had a gift ,He just used it for evil.

    • @larrylinn8589
      @larrylinn8589 4 роки тому +1

      @@calebniederhofer6529 He used it for realists!

    • @calebniederhofer6529
      @calebniederhofer6529 4 роки тому +4

      @@larrylinn8589 How? Mocking Christianity, and making claims that actually are not even aligned with what the bible says . It never says if you break one of the 10 commandments you are going to hell. Jesus died on the cross , so we could be forgiven of our sins. Hey he believed what he did , just like I believe what I do. We will all find out one day . He obviously used it has a platform for jokes , and mockery that is clear.

    • @larrylinn8589
      @larrylinn8589 4 роки тому +5

      @@calebniederhofer6529 Social commentator and former alter-boy George Carlin sums it up, “Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there’s an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever ’til the end of time! But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He’s all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can’t handle money! Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more.”

    • @calebniederhofer6529
      @calebniederhofer6529 4 роки тому +3

      @@larrylinn8589 I have seen his stand up , and that exact video. It is a stand up bit , It is just a mockery for his bit. It is not aligned with what the bible says. As with most Athiest , They put Christinaity as the same as other religions , which it is not.

  • @smokeytwitchsmokey
    @smokeytwitchsmokey 3 роки тому +159

    I relate to this man more than anyone else on this planet...way ahead of his time...we miss you bud

  • @CuongLe-vg6os
    @CuongLe-vg6os 3 роки тому +170

    George’s facial expression make it 100 times better. George Carlin’s the GOAT.

    • @OC1621.
      @OC1621. 3 роки тому +1

      George Carlin. Say it loud. GEORGE CARLIN.👍👍👍🇯🇲❤

  • @bloneyo1
    @bloneyo1 Місяць тому +5

    You know he’s in a Great Place, for simply telling his TRUTH, Miss You Brother!!!

    • @RobertGraziose
      @RobertGraziose 6 днів тому

      Hey someday Joe Pesci will be with him.

  • @keithz4312
    @keithz4312 2 роки тому +502

    George managed to be a man of his time and way ahead of it simultaneously. Not just a great comic but a great philosopher and brilliant wordsmith.

    • @MrMarco855
      @MrMarco855 2 роки тому +1

      If only he left the blasphemy at home.

    • @fruticetum
      @fruticetum 2 роки тому

      Ahead of his time? He was a drunk and an addict. His 'philsophy' could be heard from any homeless man living downtown.

    • @georgewashing9731
      @georgewashing9731 2 роки тому +1

      I feel sorry for this guy -
      “I don’t have any beliefs or allegiances. I don’t believe in this country, I don’t believe in religion, or a god, and I don’t believe in all these man-made institutional ideas,” he told Reuters in a 2001 interview. Carlin told Playboy in 2005 that he looked forward to an aft the demise of humanity erlife where he could watch the decline of civilization on a “heavenly CNN.” A person indulged himself in drug, dirty words and the demise of humanity.

    • @maxm5382
      @maxm5382 2 роки тому +7

      If he’s both a man who was in tune with and way ahead of his time I find it only right to call him this: timeless.

    • @kaylafinch4206
      @kaylafinch4206 2 роки тому

      Exactly.

  • @livefreehobbies4326
    @livefreehobbies4326 3 роки тому +901

    This man was highly intelligent. He was as blunt and realistic about things as he could be. The older I get the more I'm turning into a George Carlin. RIP George. You are missed.

    • @MrPaulpops2003
      @MrPaulpops2003 2 роки тому +3

      he was good ,but us Brits are light years ahead in comedy now...watch and learn

    • @tracykingston9668
      @tracykingston9668 2 роки тому +9

      @@MrPaulpops2003 Give us some examples of who to listen to , mate. Cheers. Hail to the
      Queen.

    • @MrPaulpops2003
      @MrPaulpops2003 2 роки тому +3

      @@tracykingston9668 Frankie Boyle ,Ricky Gervais ,Lee Mack ,Al Murray :]

    • @conservativestrawman9837
      @conservativestrawman9837 2 роки тому +5

      @@MrPaulpops2003 wow, I'm convinced. Lmao

    • @ddnn974
      @ddnn974 2 роки тому +5

      Unfortunately most people in their seventies are still dumb asses

  • @MovieMakingMan
    @MovieMakingMan 3 роки тому +171

    My dad laughed at religious fanatics. He said they could go rob someone, then later in the day get saved, and everything was ok. Then they could go kill someone, go get saved, and start all over again. My dad looked at it as one big absurd joke. He had a very low opinion of those who allowed themselves to be duped by an obvious con.

    • @Zulucker2525
      @Zulucker2525 3 роки тому +42

      I was raised in Saudi Arabia and it was very difficult to break out of these make-believe chains. Its easy to say how stupid religion is from the outside (it absolutely is) but when you're trapped within the community, aka your family, your friends and your teachers all believe in the same thing, it is very hard to break out since your effectively denying the reality created by the community. This is ignoring the obvious of being completely shunned by everyone/and or killed for disbelieving. It is a scam, but not an obvious one. That's how it's been so successful all these centuries.

    • @brianharris6728
      @brianharris6728 3 роки тому +8

      I was privileged to see him 2x before he passed. Once at the Zembo in Harrisburg,Pa. and in Hershey Pa. at the “Theater”. Changed my mind on religion definitely. Been a “born again atheist “ ever since

    • @videosfromlife6892
      @videosfromlife6892 3 роки тому +4

      All he talked here about is a manmade, selfcentered, flesh, pride, lust corrupted stuff - religion is a business created by man using Creators name - u need to open your heart not to a man, no matter how charismatic, but to your creator to get the junk out, that men and your own flesh seeded in you, Scoffers, false teachers came and keep on coming and finaly antychrist to decieve many by powerful technological, out of your mind, tricks, will demand u accept his mark or loose the ability to participate in society (ring the bell? Pushing of all vaccines? ID, tracking, tracing ) This DNA modifying luceferian rays nano chip conteining thing will change u into biomachine uncampable of free will, only multichoice system given selection ....unlike your loving creator who gave u free will and doesnt want bunch of robots around him because love cant be forced, u cant love back by force But he prooved his love by dying for you, dont let men and their deeds corrupt that and push you away to the religion of atheism, evolution etc
      ua-cam.com/video/Jj8sa582-VM/v-deo.html
      Do some research, Dan Mohler, Kent Hovind, Sherri Tenpenny, Anthony Patch and much more not tv preachers, doctors, news. All this censoring done for a reason - for u to fall asleep and never wake up, until its too late
      ua-cam.com/video/Jj8sa582-VM/v-deo.html

    • @maxrichards3881
      @maxrichards3881 3 роки тому +29

      @@videosfromlife6892
      All religions are cults.
      Believe what you want, but don’t attempt to convince other people. I believe in facts and scientific evidence, none of which exists for a god-figure.

    • @gm2407
      @gm2407 3 роки тому +2

      @@Zulucker2525 You would know better than I about staying alive and doing enough to stay away from the spot light when the stakes are that high. It is imaginable that other people also had their doubts and struggled with the same issues. Going even further there are people that need from the community to be seen to believe and people who need to be seen as extra devoute when they dont believe either. The second group holds power as how do you question them without appearing less devoute? The same works in politics. Social pressure is a more dangerous tool than we like to think.

  • @juandavid-fu7ld
    @juandavid-fu7ld 4 місяці тому +12

    Timeless classic. Something that can apply to almost any civilization in history

  • @leonardo_rossetti
    @leonardo_rossetti 3 роки тому +1297

    I’m glad to see so many still watching his routines. Too bad he isn’t around in these crazy times.

    • @steve-o6413
      @steve-o6413 3 роки тому +27

      Love him or hate him, he still had a intelligent Wit about him...

    • @champagneshane9654
      @champagneshane9654 3 роки тому +4

      I had to give you the 100th like

    • @FlawlesSanshiro
      @FlawlesSanshiro 3 роки тому +13

      ..there is no 'time' when this man shouldn't be around...

    • @alexrogers777
      @alexrogers777 3 роки тому +27

      All these people saying we're in the "end times", making rapture predictions and saying trump is god's chosen one and Carlin would roast them so hard they fall off the bone

    • @Niki_Parvanov
      @Niki_Parvanov 3 роки тому +6

      So much material nowadays

  • @THEFALLEN528
    @THEFALLEN528 5 років тому +88

    I would pay good money to be able to hear what he would have to say about the way things are today. R.I.P. to a brilliant guy.

    • @jamesagwe2981
      @jamesagwe2981 5 років тому +1

      If he ran for president maybe then I would get political

    • @Zorooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
      @Zorooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 5 років тому

      @@jamesagwe2981 Why would he run for president?

    • @dlitefulone
      @dlitefulone 5 років тому +1

      Facts! His perspective would be something to hear.

    • @Kitiwake
      @Kitiwake 4 роки тому

      RIP.... Which means requiesat in pace a Latin phrase used in the Catholic rite for the dead.
      How ironic.

  • @hugoforesti9741
    @hugoforesti9741 3 роки тому +173

    George Carlin was an observer of life and american habits. Listening to George Carlin talking about VIRUSES is just eye opening and ever so REAL. RIP George #respect

  • @seansweeney2875
    @seansweeney2875 5 місяців тому +34

    George was a different class, magnificent ...RIP George ❤🙏

    • @rbelf001
      @rbelf001 4 місяці тому

      He is resting... because he can't go anywhere. Like every mortal he has faced his maker. Judgement is final. No credit for jokes.

    • @seansweeney2875
      @seansweeney2875 4 місяці тому +4

      He has met his maker??.
      I'm sure he would laugh at that..FFS.
      The truth is out there..yet nobody knows anything...

    • @seansweeney2875
      @seansweeney2875 4 місяці тому +2

      If you're offended...then don't watch??

    • @seansweeney2875
      @seansweeney2875 4 місяці тому +2

      Especially me and you....the pen is mightier then the sword....

    • @seansweeney2875
      @seansweeney2875 4 місяці тому +2

      Are you sending that msg to all the comments...i mean all...

  • @JuniperWalker-p6m
    @JuniperWalker-p6m Рік тому +662

    Years later still on point George. We love you for it. What George Carlin said is TRUTH. No more to be said..

    • @Princess_Celestia_
      @Princess_Celestia_ Рік тому +5

      Half truth. I doubt he would have predicted the people laughing at his jokes would partake now the very same s**t he made fun of.

    • @suezbell1
      @suezbell1 10 місяців тому +3

      Would really like to hear his take on today's Republican party.

    • @unconka-rebeltruth9336
      @unconka-rebeltruth9336 10 місяців тому +4

      It needs retelling . . We need to be sure our kids see this man

    • @johannjohann6523
      @johannjohann6523 9 місяців тому +1

      George Carlin should have been made Pope. lol.

    • @samlkings5783
      @samlkings5783 9 місяців тому

      Yeah but think about it I'm not a believer and i don't think it is wise to say things like that from all the evidence we got leads to either no God or an evil one who really does be watching us and laughing if that is true from all the stories we been told about hell imagine what he will do to those who speaks about him like this that scares me man

  • @janetbaker7848
    @janetbaker7848 Рік тому +180

    This man was so far ahead of his time! I am so glad I found him when I was a teenager and have lived my entire life with his philosophies. I am now 70 years old. And I am happy to say that I am not part of the system.

    • @annadelgado3631
      @annadelgado3631 7 місяців тому +1

      Correct. I don't judge anyone each to there own opinion 😊

    • @slaheyful
      @slaheyful 7 місяців тому

      Forever gone, but still forever with us today😂❤

    • @NottherealLucifer
      @NottherealLucifer 6 місяців тому +2

      @@annadelgado3631I judge every single human I've ever met, and yet I keep it to myself as long as they keep their opinion to themselves. I honestly don't care about anyone's religion, I just hate that people think that them believing in Jesus means I have to live by their rules.

    • @ivanthehunter3530
      @ivanthehunter3530 6 місяців тому

      "I THREW IT ON THE GROUND!!!

    • @beverleyderby1536
      @beverleyderby1536 Місяць тому

      1954 baby here, too.
      He was truly brilliant. And courageous. Loved him from the days of the hippy dippy weatherman. True comedy, from a then performer who was still too young to be outraged...

  • @pattimoore35
    @pattimoore35 Рік тому +192

    Can you possibly imagine what dear George would have to say about the past 12 years...? Epic!

    • @holger_p
      @holger_p Рік тому +5

      Unfortunatly the same as he did. Nothing has changed. Maybe BLM and climate came up as topics, but not how people deal with it.
      It's still the religious people doing weird statements.

    • @marshamariner7897
      @marshamariner7897 Рік тому +4

      I'd go w the last 8....when the CHEETOE TRAITOR came down that escalator (?) our country was doomed MORE THAN USUAL 🍄🦃😵

    • @ukestudio3002
      @ukestudio3002 Рік тому

      A) he wouldn’t believe it ..B) unfortunately democracy ..would be the punchline.

    • @DragonReaver
      @DragonReaver Рік тому

      @@holger_p It is just Christians ruining the world like always.

    • @holger_p
      @holger_p Рік тому

      @@DragonReaver no, maybe you mean Christian heritage, but religious people regular praying are rather a minority. But dangerous cause they are rather stupid.

  • @gilmichaud5852
    @gilmichaud5852 13 днів тому +6

    I love this. I’ve been an atheist for 50 years

  • @tessa7793
    @tessa7793 Рік тому +232

    I saw him at the age of 12 and woke me TF up. Love this man, I knew his lines by heart. The religion sketches are hilarious.
    RIP George ❤

    • @filmeseverin
      @filmeseverin Рік тому +7

      _“In the last times there will be people who laugh about God, following their own evil desires, which are against God.”_
      As time goes, scoffers will be more and more. They don’t desire to know the truth.
      By ignoring the following two simple facts, which prove the existence of the Creator: *from no intelligence involved no intelligence comes* and *the results of a process prove the intelligence involved into that process;* atheists are too superficial regarding the eternal Intelligence (God/Divinity _"the beginning and the end"_ ) who has created this reality intentionally with 100% freedom to see our free choices to give us what we deserve, after leaving this "school" and "exam" for our immortal soul, for us.

    • @hamidge1976
      @hamidge1976 Рік тому +2

      first time i saw him i was 12 aswell, bill n ted

    • @MLennholm
      @MLennholm Рік тому +13

      @@filmeseverin Pure gibberish

    • @filmeseverin
      @filmeseverin Рік тому +1

      Regardless the denial from those without counterarguments, I proved the existence of God in my previous answer above but the superficial ones do not think enough to understand *the simple fact that from no intelligence involved, no intelligence comes,* the entire process until nowadays proving the existence of God because *the results of a process prove the intelligence involved into that process.* They ignore the intelligence put from the beginning. For example, the intelligence mentioned includes the exact value of the speed of light matching the manifestation of what we call "gravity", working together since the primordial conditions to form in the end this reality, which hosts intelligent life that is able to feel / understand / admire / enjoy / respect / love the Creator, especially through His human form, Jesus Christ.

    • @tessa7793
      @tessa7793 Рік тому +10

      @@filmeseverin
      Thank you. I know you mean well.
      May the one without sin cast the first stone..
      I feel religions are made up to spiritually limit us and make us live in fear.
      We are all souls having a human experience here on earth. We are all connected to the Most High/Love source/God almighty. Whatever you wanna name it. We should all pray/meditate/contemplate/connect to this Source.
      Thats it

  • @NickBeno
    @NickBeno Рік тому +1024

    Carlin is one of the best of all time. He is truly missed!

    • @J.M.-nb4gw
      @J.M.-nb4gw Рік тому +15

      well said and spot on, I love seeing George at various stages of his life and career, especially the last few years before he died. George Carlin was the best philosopher, poet, social and political critic AND comedian in US history!

    • @snelgrave101
      @snelgrave101 Рік тому +12

      Not one of the best, THE BEST.

    • @jonelbondyingnuezca742
      @jonelbondyingnuezca742 Рік тому +3

      He is in hell now.

    • @tjwhisenhunt1089
      @tjwhisenhunt1089 Рік тому +26

      ​@@jonelbondyingnuezca742 if he's in hell, I wonder how much further in hell all the past Pope's are

    • @dross4207
      @dross4207 Рік тому +16

      @@jonelbondyingnuezca742 With the god that you believe in, isn’t Hell the better option?

  • @gmason5
    @gmason5 2 роки тому +1288

    The Great thing about George Carlin's comedy. He didn't tell jokes, he just spoke the truth.

    • @rayw3332
      @rayw3332 2 роки тому +2

      Same with Dice

    • @jimihilebert8623
      @jimihilebert8623 2 роки тому +3

      I believe it was Jeff Foxworthy that said "true stuff is the funniest "

    • @stevewalsh23
      @stevewalsh23 2 роки тому +5

      too bad he was wrong about 50% of the time. Some great bits though.

    • @kevinendo9613
      @kevinendo9613 2 роки тому +3

      @@stevewalsh23 truth can be wrong.. truth 1ooo

    • @stevewalsh23
      @stevewalsh23 2 роки тому +3

      @@kevinendo9613 No. There is a different kind of truth, like "the gun is always loaded", but Carlin's jokes do not fall under that category. He was just wrong a lot of the time.

  • @marcuswallace7613
    @marcuswallace7613 Місяць тому +13

    Any God who would allow all of us to suffer just because his first creation was imperfect is a God who I don’t want any part of.

    • @NebDoggler-w7i
      @NebDoggler-w7i Місяць тому

      Well, technically hecreated the heavens and the earth first, so technically, we're not even the beta test.

    • @Similarthing
      @Similarthing 28 днів тому +2

      You're allowed to suffer because you exist my friend, it's apart of life. Without God we don't get to exist. Ultimately, he gave us freewill so we can choose to be with him eternally (heaven) or separate from him eternally (hell). If you choose to seek out the Lord you will find, the choice is up to you.

    • @smo4h
      @smo4h 15 днів тому

      @@Similarthing yessir

  • @fistfullofsalt6311
    @fistfullofsalt6311 Рік тому +238

    A true master at master classing the people who think they are the "master class" in society. We miss you George, the world needs you back.

  • @howardbloom6974
    @howardbloom6974 3 роки тому +522

    The older I get, the better he gets. May Pesci bless George.

  • @prodigalpriest
    @prodigalpriest 10 місяців тому +501

    George would've had SO MUCH material to work with today had he survived.
    We miss you, George. RIP. 🙏

    • @edmunddantes935
      @edmunddantes935 9 місяців тому +4

      We love you and we miss you

    • @grievousrationality4664
      @grievousrationality4664 8 місяців тому +1

      But I doubt he can speak so openly like he used to

    • @Rayzersword
      @Rayzersword 8 місяців тому

      ​@@grievousrationality4664 That's because you're stupid, and George would tell you so. Andrew Tate says the most vile bullshit imaginable and has millions of followers. Joe Rogan is a pretentious idiot but is one of the most successful entertainers on Earth. People get canceled sometimes, but "cancel culture" as you seem to understand it is a myth made by rich people with power to convince you to vote a certain way. Just. Like. Religion. Lol xD

    • @Rayzersword
      @Rayzersword 8 місяців тому +18

      ​​@@grievousrationality4664 I mean you just watched him on UA-cam right? No one took down the video. It has 16 million views lol take that "I can't speak freely" bs and shove it. When George was starting his career he got fired for saying ass. People have soooo much more freedom to say what they want now.

    • @Linesjointspenaltypoints
      @Linesjointspenaltypoints 8 місяців тому +1

      RIP? He would detest someone saying that about him 😂 he gone gone

  • @steventeter3332
    @steventeter3332 5 місяців тому +63

    Forgive me Lord for I have sinned. I listen to George Carlin on Easter Sunday

    • @xikano8573
      @xikano8573 5 місяців тому +5

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @tron.44
      @tron.44 3 місяці тому +4

      What a joke! Listen to George as much as you want, no GOD watching what you do. Have at it.

    • @xikano8573
      @xikano8573 3 місяці тому

      @tron.44 it's a process, bro. he'll get there... 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @miles6593
    @miles6593 3 роки тому +814

    George Carlin is a philosopher disguised as a comedian .
    His stand up comedy routines will probably stand the test of time
    because of the insightful and sincere messages he was delivering to the American public .

    • @thejurassicchicken1445
      @thejurassicchicken1445 3 роки тому +11

      There’s nothing insightful when you simplify the complex idea of god to “an invisible man in the sky watching you”.

    • @miles6593
      @miles6593 3 роки тому +17

      @@thejurassicchicken1445 : I don't agree with all of George's philosophies either , my friend .
      That is certainly not the way that this soul perceives God . Myself , I perceive God as a life force
      which flows within and without the beings on this planet .... the life force which connects all living beings together .
      My perception sees the interconnection and interdependence between all entities .
      For this reason , all life is sacred to me . Peace and good health to you ... Miles from Canada .

    • @thejurassicchicken1445
      @thejurassicchicken1445 3 роки тому +8

      @@miles6593 I like your perspective, it seems humble and loving. Peace from US

    • @Ravishrex1
      @Ravishrex1 3 роки тому +1

      Global public ThAnks to the interwebs

    • @bodyshoplaboratories501
      @bodyshoplaboratories501 3 роки тому +9

      All comedy is philosophy.

  • @RootlessNZ
    @RootlessNZ Рік тому +306

    George really understood this stuff and was so gifted in his ability to share it. He is sorely missed.

    • @theharshtruthoutthere
      @theharshtruthoutthere 8 місяців тому

      did he made it into heaven or hell? The SPIRIT MAN of him is still in existence. And since he is dead since 2008, the ? is about, where is he in spirit form, in heaven or in hell?

    • @Rob-es3xj
      @Rob-es3xj 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@theharshtruthoutthereidiot

    • @PaulEvans-vc8ot
      @PaulEvans-vc8ot 7 місяців тому

      He missed the point though

    • @medicshark
      @medicshark 7 місяців тому

      @@PaulEvans-vc8othow so

    • @ahsenserhat9270
      @ahsenserhat9270 7 місяців тому

      ​@@theharshtruthoutthereYeah he will go to the hell according to religion %99,9 unless he was on a very secret and important religious mission 😂

  • @Z19901000sadd4m
    @Z19901000sadd4m 5 років тому +1899

    i come here whenever i feel like i need some spiritual support

  • @dandamanvideo9747
    @dandamanvideo9747 16 днів тому +7

    He wasn't trying to be funny. He just was.

  • @jasonstraub6954
    @jasonstraub6954 10 місяців тому +335

    I can't get enough of him. My favorite comedian.

    • @DavidRomero-hj2wx
      @DavidRomero-hj2wx 8 місяців тому +1

      Ditto 😊

    • @Dbfjjxnd
      @Dbfjjxnd 8 місяців тому +1

      lol that’s depressing to hear

    • @yeahwhatever429
      @yeahwhatever429 8 місяців тому +3

      I've watched this many times since his death. And it never gets old

    • @Fatdog-Dakind
      @Fatdog-Dakind 8 місяців тому

      He tells it like it is huh??? WOW!

    • @NottherealLucifer
      @NottherealLucifer 6 місяців тому

      @@Dbfjjxnd If you think that this statement is in any way depressing you're an absolute buffoon.

  • @AcidRant1
    @AcidRant1 5 років тому +433

    I watched these bits when I was 12 and they changed my life, thanks George. Joe bless you

    • @Iakinfivanovich
      @Iakinfivanovich 5 років тому +5

      Why I not watch this masterpiece 10 years ago

    • @TomCatFromMA
      @TomCatFromMA 5 років тому +11

      Correct me if I'm wrong, really. But it has recently come to pass that the Trump whore house made it legal for churches to maintain their tax exempt status EVEN IF THEY HAVE AN OPENLY POLITICAL AGENDA (which used to mean they were no longer a non-profit and therefore, must pay taxes. So, for instance, they can stump for a person running for political office and donate money in order to influence local lawmakers and presidential nominees. So, we are regressing and destroying even further the idea of separation of church and state. Maybe we'll soon see the president choose a religion for all of us despite the Constitution forbidding it.

    • @Tam5115
      @Tam5115 5 років тому +4

      @@TomCatFromMA I hadn't heard about this, but I always thought that churches were self sustaining, IOW, the congregation pays for itself, and strictly on a volunteer basis, with weekly offerings. (one of my main objections to Scientology being tax free- because they absolutely make money by selling- and people HAVE to pay to belong) But in reality, they have always been involved with politics. In the 80's we had The Moral Majority, and recently, The Tea Party. Nowadays, we just hear, Evangelicals.
      Those groups are the base for Pro-Life and anti homosexuality. They back all of their positions with the Bible. I'm thinking the Bible is their Constitution, and consider it the law of the land, above the Constitution. As like minded individuals, they are very politically active. They are not doing this as a representative of their church- there is no Baptist party or Catholic party, you see what I mean?
      The hypocrisy is staggering though. By backing Trump, they have to twist their morality and standards into unrecognizable, and even blasphemous forms. Zero credibility IMO.

    • @abigailslade3824
      @abigailslade3824 4 роки тому +5

      Acid Rant lol joe gets shit done

    • @toyotajr
      @toyotajr 4 роки тому

      You started early. Congrats! Carlin is wisdom..

  • @muddathironly123
    @muddathironly123 Рік тому +1068

    This guy is not just entertainer he is a great teacher of morality and logic

    • @dbmikeyg255
      @dbmikeyg255 Рік тому +6

      He’s not fickle that’s why RIP

    • @thisguy1801
      @thisguy1801 Рік тому

      Cool story. Now he's nothing in dust. Funny, as rebelious as I was as a kid..dude was never funny. Kinda a bitch. Now he's nothing, never existed.

    • @AntitheistHuman
      @AntitheistHuman Рік тому +11

      I have known him recently, what a shame to have never heared about him before

    • @daystar4058
      @daystar4058 Рік тому +2

      Smh...

    • @jackjohnsen8506
      @jackjohnsen8506 Рік тому

      you must be as dumb as Carlin is?

  • @eversonleeangel4259
    @eversonleeangel4259 4 місяці тому +8

    "But he loves you" gets me all the time

  • @DavidsGameplayMC
    @DavidsGameplayMC 5 років тому +321

    4:07 “well not overnight, you can’t see the sun at night, but first thing the next morning”😂

    • @cabsep
      @cabsep 5 років тому

      The follow up and timing of a genius.

  • @BrianSmith-eu3ex
    @BrianSmith-eu3ex 2 роки тому +215

    I really miss George Carlin and his humor, he'll always be a great comedian

    • @lisamuliapower3764
      @lisamuliapower3764 2 роки тому +1

      I hope if he is go to heaven of God
      Because he was the best worse
      Languages explained About God

  • @daltonslayton6766
    @daltonslayton6766 3 роки тому +290

    UA-cam ads: "Christian singles, where you at?"
    Me: "you have no power here."

    • @SuperSymn
      @SuperSymn 3 роки тому +14

      My ads, I shit you not, are now about some weird Islam Church that's being opened half a world away from where I live. Seems youtube algorithm is as competent as a god!

    • @andregurke
      @andregurke 3 роки тому +7

      adblock is your friend

    • @donaldmurphy3148
      @donaldmurphy3148 3 роки тому +3

      They run the adds.
      Yep. They do.
      For $$$$
      Has nothing to do with the CREATOR.
      Just like, MOST CHURCHES .
      THEY JUST WANT MONEY.
      BY THE WAY, "CLIMATE-CHANGE", is just a new Religion.
      Or is it, "global warming"?
      Here comes tbe next INQUISITION.

    • @IvoMiller
      @IvoMiller 3 роки тому +2

      Christian Singles owners Jewish. Lol

    • @handris99
      @handris99 3 роки тому

      @@SuperSymn I got a hebrew bible studies ad xD

  • @ronreed811
    @ronreed811 4 місяці тому +9

    I still love listening to Carlin. He's one of the best comedians ever! 👊

  • @phant0mwolf421
    @phant0mwolf421 3 роки тому +178

    I miss George Carlin. The man was a legend. I wonder what he'd say about the last 5 years.

    • @littlesmith5005
      @littlesmith5005 3 роки тому +2

      George Carlin and Trump were friends!
      Maybe you didn't know that.. You know it now!

    • @BansheeZR1
      @BansheeZR1 3 роки тому

      @@littlesmith5005 Trump was also a Democrat all his life until he ran for the GOP. None of his policies constituted the basis of the Republican party.

    • @thinginground5179
      @thinginground5179 3 роки тому +1

      @@BansheeZR1 going from democratic to republican isnt that big of a step though

    • @littlesmith5005
      @littlesmith5005 3 роки тому +4

      @@BansheeZR1
      I don't care what he was or what he did.. He was the best President we ever had and something went terribly wrong with the election but no one cares why or how or who rigged it. That's what people should be concerned with!

    • @Able542
      @Able542 3 роки тому +8

      @@littlesmith5005 God, George Carlin would have eaten you alive. George Carlin agrees with wealth redistribution, seperation of Church and State, was pro-choice, and agreed with critical race theory. Trump stands for exactly none of that, and Trumps tax cuts for the rich alone should have told you that. You're delusional, and quite frankly it's hilarious. Reminds me of those morons with 'Blue Lives Matter' flags protesting while listening to Rage Against the Machine. Those who work forces, are the same the burn crosses.

  • @sciencefirst7032
    @sciencefirst7032 4 роки тому +752

    'If there is a God, he will have to beg my forgiveness.'
    Anonymously written on Nazi death camp wall...

    • @Longtack55
      @Longtack55 4 роки тому +71

      And the author probably killed by a German soldier wearing the standard belt inscribed with "Gott Mit Uns." "God with us" is a phrase commonly used in heraldry in Prussia (from 1701) and later by the German military during the periods spanning the German Empire (1871 to 1918), the Third Reich (1933 to 1945), and the early years of West Germany (1949 to 1962). Nothing like invoking an imaginary god to justify genocide and other barbarity. George Carlin, my "Light Bringer" (Lucifer.)

    • @aghadmtl
      @aghadmtl 4 роки тому +45

      Leslie Starck the fuck are you on about

    • @sciencefirst7032
      @sciencefirst7032 4 роки тому +37

      @Leslie Starck yes I'm very familiar with the story of Job...my point is God is man made. Do you think maybe it was possible because it was preached from the pulpit that the Jewish people were responsible for the death of Christ? And that Hitler was backed by the Pope...in Hitler's book he said he was only doing what the church had be trying to do all along. There is no god to turn our backs on!
      Really...it's just bronze age superstitions and if we are going to survive we must abandon it and ridicule it every chance we get.

    • @sciencefirst7032
      @sciencefirst7032 4 роки тому +10

      @@aghadmtl she's a Christian trolling UA-cam! Lol

    • @sciencefirst7032
      @sciencefirst7032 4 роки тому +15

      @Leslie Starck darling I've rolled joints from bible pages! Lol

  • @supreme5580
    @supreme5580 3 роки тому +715

    "And he always needs money!!" Televangelists ouch...

    • @reignman30
      @reignman30 3 роки тому +46

      Not just televangelists, every church passes around the collection plate every Sunday. My uncle goes to a church that collected their credit card numbers so if they miss church for whatever reason, they can still donate to get their soul saved ;). God is keeping score you know.

    • @laei6391
      @laei6391 3 роки тому

      @jason Edenburg Even Justin Bieber

    • @WindrunnerB4
      @WindrunnerB4 3 роки тому +4

      @@reignman30 that’s, easily leading to straight up stealing.

    • @WindrunnerB4
      @WindrunnerB4 3 роки тому +9

      My mom’s church has a collection plate, but the money doesn’t just go to her, it goes to her, the staff, the church in general and a good portion goes to charity. Much better than those corrupt churches where the priests and pastors and bishops get all the money.

    • @davidhunt7249
      @davidhunt7249 3 роки тому +5

      RELIGION: FEED ME!

  • @TheDurpFace
    @TheDurpFace 3 місяці тому +6

    This what a true god looks and sounds like. An absolute legend and will and shouldn’t ever be forgotten.

    • @luckyloonie1359
      @luckyloonie1359 24 дні тому +1

      5:55 I wish I was a bankster & also work in investment banking for a bottomless wallet💰... Just want to get CRA💸 off the back of working class...#TDBank🌎💘💰