Accidental Comedy shouldn't be Funny
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- Опубліковано 6 бер 2024
- today I looked at posts from r/accidentalcomedy. Pictures from accidental comedy is usually about stuff acidentally being comedic. My birth was accidentally comedic, everything that followed it was rather funny to watch.
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6:58 the answer is: Yes! He _is_ in fact, a gay man, and that innuendo was absolutely intended. He talks about his husband fairly frequently, too
Oh that's awesome! I should have known it couldn't be by accident.
Kwite naming any title :
“this shouldn’t be funny”
My tweet are better than Kwite’s farts.
@@p-__lil bro don't ever lay on your stomach or that ass ain't gonna be yours no more
@@p-__ Weird flex dude, I mean I assume that a LOT of things are better than Kwite's farts 🤨
Or “this is unhinged”, “this is god awful”, or “these people are too comfortable”
@@p-__Kwite's Farts shouldn't be Funny
Sarah Connor is also the name of a German pop star, making Sarah's viral post about a murder robot in Germany confusing in another way. I forgot about the character in terminator and wondered why the singer would tweet about a murder robot.
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts.
Das wäre besonders lustig, wenn jemand in einem Nachrichtennetzwerk das unkontrolliert weiter reicht. DIE SCHLAGZEILEN!
I've got the exact reversal, I constantly forget that the singer exists and am always confused when I see ads for her songs
Gotta love that he said “how he got a billion dollars” in an exaggerated way while in reality George got over 4 billion
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts.
@@p-__ well my farts are better than yours!! aha
not tagging put p-__*’s comment but that is CRAZY 💀
@@NuggestNugget longest running spam account on the whole site
Kwite has one leg and it is 8ft long. Don't let his brainrot and shameful attempts at humor distract you from that fact
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts.
@@p-__ proof?
@@p-__send smell jars as proof
drake
Mmmpf
The hoodie creature has appeared to bless me with memes once more
My tweet are better than Kwite’s farts.
@@p-__You ok mentally my guy?
@@p-__ could not care less my guy
8:03 DAMN I had no idea kwite could sound THIS fruity
The possibility is in all of us
yass engineering
Bro I'm not even 4 mins in yet-
10/10 vid (the pre vid ad hasn’t even ended)
10/10 comment (same)
Same, but I got a Honkai Star Rail ad, so I’m not skipping it
My tweet are better than Kwite’s farts.
@@p-__we aint on twitter matey
@@angelicart.6 I like how farts somehow autocorrected to tweet
I’ve been to Yass, everyone laughs at the name and completely ignores the bootleg sonic the hedgehog themed gym
I am intrigued
Kwite saying "MC'donald's YAAASS" is My new favourite thing 😭😭
Green hood dude never fails to fill me up with warm and creamy content
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts.
Relatable asf 😭😩
oh!
Ayo 💀 but yeah, me fr
new lore, apparently kwite was born, this has to be a retcon, he has said before that he just appeared one day
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts.
6:19 i work a t culvers and i learnt a fun fact the other day, if you have ever been to a culvers you probably know the little sticky notes that we put on the cars in the drive thru to run out the food, the numbers skip 69 and just go from 1-68 70-99
TLDR- no 69 sticky note 🤯
That teacher was literally the boat keeper that takes you to the afterlife
who let Charon teach elementary school math 💀
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts.
That's gotta be a stats class
kwite never lacks the juice to fill us up
😳🤤😩
😮
... Huh
Fill us up with what?
Filled to the brim :3
With memes.
I was in a zoom meeting and there was a video, i then took a screenshot during a fade. Their face was, on one side, absolutely distraught. The other side was the most ironic happiness you’ve ever seen it was the polar opposite of the SpongeBob screaming meme
6:10 OMG PLS DO A VIDEO ON COMMUNITY NOTES I LOVE THEM SM
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts.
good news
kwite naming every video:
[VIDEO SUBJECT] shouldn't be funny
OR
[VIDEO SUBJECT] is/are [SYNONYM FOR BAD]
[Vehicular manslaughter] shouldn't be funny
[Vehicular manslaughter] is [disgusting]
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts.
@@p-__ little bro what are you on
@@anyaguilar1595 My farts!
Don’t interact with bots. Just report them and move on.
(I alternate between spam/harassment/pornography/misinformation for this one. Not for a single post, but a different report for each one I find.)
Happy accidents are when you do something dumb and then your friend calls you and says he just did something dumb and it turns out to be exactly what you did.
A bit of accidental comedy happened to me. Today I submitted my new hire paperwork for my new job I start next week
And today is also the annual company meeting for the old job that laid me off lol
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts.
9:51
"...Dare Devils in their own Hell's Kitchen"
as a woman that was the funniest shit I have ever heard. anyone else's Opinion is wrong.
XDD
Bro what eventime I get a like I just put dope under this 0.0
Me and my future children be doing this
On a random @ss UA-cam video XD
Dope Dope for the first 2 thx yall ima make my children do this :)
(Prob not)
Moon is a town outside of Pittsburgh. It's where the airport is. We also have Mars. And Intercourse. And, this is real I swear, "Ne*ro Mountain". I guess that one isn't funny. It's really hit and miss around here.
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts.
8:00
Yass is a town down here in Australia that's shockingly close to the capitol that if you're traveling to it from Victoria you almost have to go through it. Someone knows the joke they made.
Crazy good and entertaining video fr (I haven’t watched it yet)
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts.
OH THANK GOD YOU TOOK SPRINGTRAP OUT OF THE JAR.
Update: He put him back in 😞
Needed a fresh glazing
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts.
“Do you think that branch is actually hanging off a tree
Or do you think that’s just some dude holding a stick off screen” 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️🗣️‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
Who let this hoodie cook!? 2:09
Kwites vids never fail to tickle my pickle 🙏🏽🙏🏽
true
Uh
Same
Kwite fills me with joy, in two ways
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts.
2:50 i think we all know what "rejecting a good art peace in favor of modern art" can do to a mf, especialy if he is austrian.
What is your PFP? I've been seeing that fucker everywhere and I still don't know its name.
what a silly goober
Agreed
the silly goobster!! the scrungly scrimblo!!!! the goobster woobster!!!! the goofy goober!!! double tap if you scrumbly the when
He's so silly I love him :3
I am having extremely bloody diarrhea and I can't stop what did I do to deserve this
7:40 I learned about 9/11 when I was 8 years old.
Because I was 8 years old when it happened 😭
the dog contest reminded me of a costume contest my school had once, i had a dia de los muertos styled costume with colored skull i made and colthing as well, and then the popular girl with $5 cat ears won the contest cus everyone voted for her
Wow... I'm here 27s in! That's a record for youtube recommandations!
Amazing video though! You're always the best at this! My favourite sentirnt hoodie
I... can't even tell if this is a bot comment or just...someone
@@AlyxTheProtogen I believe he is expressing satisfaction for the quality of the video at the same time throwing shade at the UA-cam recommendation algorithm. He also likes the hoodie that kwite sells. It did take me pretty long to figure it out.
Also my favorite sentient hoodie.
8:56 PLEASE i NEED MORE FAKE AMERICAN NAMES IN MY LIFE THIS IS SO FUNNY
Community notes could be fun. There's some really good ones out there on occasion.
The ironic thing about the text going bring two coins and die, is technically means the lesson is on old funeral rites, as many cultures, and especially pirates put coins on the deceased eyes so they could pay the ferry man
0:17 my man's clearly forgot Bob fucking ross.
Who’s ross, and why is bob doing that to him
also, there was Jose Hernandez in the MLB, he played for the brewers. Currently there's an MiLB player named Michael Herdandez
1:30
this is real tho, one of my friends college professers gave a death threat to my friend
6:00 to be fair he thought fans hated his ideas which is why he just dumped them on someone else (written script and all)
I love your little yap sessions that think a little too much about funny internet posts this is the content I signed up for
Someone I know once tried to text their boss that the prepaid autopay for their work phone plan was successfuly, but autocorrect stepped in and they sent a text saying "the prepaid autopsy was a success" to their boss
I love seeing people being stupid, makes me giggle so hard fr🙏🙏🙏
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts.
Same bruv. Same. Need a little silly in our lives.
1:07 i thought it would be a greek mythology class and they would visit Charon
3:54 the kid named finger everyone was talking about all these years, we finally found her!
7:48 hell yeah let’s never forget
1:07 you need those coins to pay Charon so he gets you over the River Styx man 😂
7:55 I’m actually dying 😭
Making the daredevil in hell's kitchen comment in a video about accidental comedy is a master play.
8:58 "Bobson Dugnutt" 😭
3:49 we finally found her! The kid named finger!
Bro I think he can he’s right behind you. Mark…mark get out, MARK, MARK THE WATER-
I've seen that "I
@7:06 thats totally uncalled for. but i call cap i trust to believe you have tried a 10
3:49 kid named finger
The legends were true after all, finger is real
Kwite’s yasses are all I needed in life
6:40 I know my size, and I can say... I could kinda use this phrase in my life with one person's reaction, even if I am slightly below it
Im ready for this. Accidental comedy sounds like it’s your forte.
Ur correct. The maccas in yass was voted as the dirtiest maccas in Australia a few years back 😂
that pounding of 6 to eight inches was from my local news broadcast
come on my hometown is much smarter than that
7:40 the gift that keeps giving
You have the same humor as the blue haired boy in my school.
Gonna go wait for a Jshlat so I can jumpscare him if he read the comments.
Also, if the blue haired boy is somehow reading this.
Then know I am that one quiet ginger at the end of the table that eats bananas with the peel. You know who I am and I will tax you $5 in Monopoly money. (IRS is a nickname I have sometimes!)
1:06 "Roll a 20 to live today"
the weather forecast one was made by a gay weather reporter if I remember correctly
I will do one Like for every Pushups this comment gets
Just did a pushup for you bro
@@Zaybith_7 I liked a random comment for u ❤️. Fair transaction
did five pushups!!
@@airpandabear I am a man of my word, I liked 5 comments on your behalf.
@@whodvethunk6525 yoo awesome
There actually is a subreddit devoted to posting funny community notes! Its r/GetNoted
10:30 kwite quietly reminding us how bisexual he is
For me, the right age to learn about 9/11 was when I was 7 years old. I was at a restaurant with my mom and everyone went silent...
Not my favorite childhood memory.
Ohhh shit what am i doing here again
3:23 WHAT WAS THAT LAUGH KWITE 💀
3:50
finally... Kid Named Finger
True. Shaudenfraude is definitely a common occurrence on the Kwite channel.
8:17 Not joking, my moms name was Sarah Connor, and my dads name is John Connor
Kwite would love you doing a deep dive on the Radiation symbol (and the evolution of it with time and disasters)
we all know why he gets chills when saying doggo (stares at dialtown and dsaf fans)
When your friend Engineering is slaying: 8:03
Definitely do a community notes vid theyre hilarious
Those numbered shirts reminded me of the time for a school field trip when I was in middle school they had us organize ourselves into groups. There were a ton of classes so that meant there were a ton of groups. I remember looking at the sign up sheets on the wall and seeing “67, 68, 70” they just skipped 69 lmao. It was probably because they didn’t want to deal with middle schoolers making dumb jokes.
Would love to see the community notes video 😊
this video started and ended perfectly in time with the food i was eating.
right after making the women + kitchen joke: mentions "that's nuts" which are usually found in a cabinet in the kitchen.
4:13 Bro had to be reminded that he's not Rose from Titanic
I was born on 9/11/2001, which is pretty crazy. Let's just say, I will never ever forget about my birthday. Lol
I was born in the evening though, so I wasn't born just yet when the attacks happened.
imagine
6:19 why did it take me a minute to realize what the joke was 😭
Yes a community notes video would be great!
I got to hang out with my friends
I got some extra money in my pocket
and the funny meme hoodie has returned!
Today was a good day!
i didnt know a sapient hoodie just popping into existence could also be called a happy accident. thought that only works for humans!
3:50 Kid named finger
Beat me to it
6:40 i wish that was my local weather man, scott haney, who is publicly gay
I love “community notes” videos
community notes will only make the average The Website Formerly Known as Twitter users reading comprehension, ability to sense sarcasm and ability to make an inference even worse
thank you kwite my short king
Pretty close to on time. It’s another good one, Kwite.
Please do the context notes video!
wait if kwite was born...
WHO GAVE BIRTH TO A DAM HOODIE AND HOW DID THAT END UP BEING THE RESULT
Your mask looks cool so I'm gonna use the pattern on it for the antagonist of my project lol
wii sports resort sword would unironically be a bar that jay eazy would sing
Happy accident: bob ross
6:13 Please do a video on the Community Notes!!!