Memes that are just God Awful
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- Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
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"4chan taught me how to be a father figure" comes at you like a left hook, and it took me out.
hey look theres *two of them*
they're multiplying...
@@Annuhtjee5 THEYRE COMMITTING BOTTOSIS
Took you out to a nice family dinner
I pray for that channer's future
When Kwite does humor it feels like an experience at both comedy cemetery and comedy necrophilia. It’s a weird experience all around.
finally... IT'S NOT HERE!!! WTF DOES "FINALLY IT'S HERE" EVEN MEAN!?!?!? CAN SOMEONE TELL ME ALREADY!?!???!!
@@IRT__YATILIAN__SaTO__UZ no-one knows. the last person that tried to figure it out went insane and killed their entire family.
do yourself a favour and try not to think about it.
@@IRT__YATILIAN__SaTO__UZ it’s a bot
@@IRT__YATILIAN__SaTO__UZ It doesn’t mean anything. It’s a bot, just ignore it.
Comedy graverobbery.
The first part why are we putting anyone in a room with nothing and noises in the walls what 💀💀💀💀💀
I absolutely hate and can't stop laughing
Spiders do not have hearts.
I love how kwite tries to use the shocked face thumbnail formula even though he doesn’t show any facial features
finally its not here...
It's... it's not here... W-here did it go?
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@@Robiness mother when she loses her glasses.
It’s all in the eyebrows.
My brain didn't register the "doesn't show any facial features" until you said so
Thumbnail gave me chills and shouted that the rest of the memes would be dumpsterfire. Thank you for another upload Kwite!
Shouted? You mean showed? Man edited the wrong thing XD
@@blyat8832 Could be a metaphorical shout
@@simiantheory could be, but more likely it's just a grammar mistake, probably due to auto correct lol
Thumbnail is relatable
@@blyat8832 Probably
Reddit taught you to be racist and Tumblr gave me a daddy kink we're not the same
@@12manwiwie75 racism or daddy kink, which one?
Tumblr gave me gay shit.
@@12manwiwie75 oi canoe stop bloody spammin these here message boxes with YER FOCKIN SHITE
Reddit taught me to be misogynistic
tumblr made ne gay as hell
i was already gay but less so before
Had no idea Tony Stark’s been reviewing memes in heaven ever since he was killed off in Endgame...what a dedicated lad to the community
Spoiler 😒
Damn should have added a spoiler warning at least.
@@seventeen_eclipses the movie has been out for like 3 years, hasn’t it?
@@ap.0llo r/wooosh
@@ap.0llo Yes, no need to remind me.
First time tarantula owners: They molt as they grow!! And when they molt, they flip over on their backs and stay still for a while. They may look dead but often times they aren't! Then they'll eject themselves out of their old skins like they're getting out of a soggy woolen sweater, but upside-down.
That meme with the upside-down tarantula just reminded me of that. I've never had a rancho of my own but I've seen the process and it's very cool.
That sounds absolutely horrible actually.
had a friend who thought his was dead luckily his roommate knew about them and stopped him from getting rid of the "body"
Why would someone want that as a pet. That sounds genuinely terrifying. I was watering some plants outside and a giant spider ran into one of the pots (or I hope he did haha) and I totally freaked out. I usually don't mind them outside too much, but in the house is a hell no.
@@cinnamonsparrowdesigns lots of people find spiders fascinating and endearing
I personally like watching them walk with all those legs and think their faces are cute
So wait to eat them
Kwite’s ability to stay serious no matter what he says is fkn insane n has me questioning whether or not he knows Poland exists lol
Dont tell Kwite, let them live in ignorance bliss
I am Polish and do not understand this joke.
@@justafurrywithinternet317 7:07 he takes “being polish” as being an actual pole like a stripper pole in such a serious way that i question whether or not he knows poland/polish people exist
@@rio6653 Oh
He’s American so probably not, I didn’t know Poland existed until I met my ex bf who is polish. I was around sixteen when we met lmao
"Fun at home recipe" is now a warning sign for every Kwite watcher now.
Triggered my fight or flight response
Since I started watching Kwite my legs have slowly begun to fade away. I noticed it a week ago. I thought my eyes were just playing tricks on me. Now, my legs are almost completely transparent. They will be gone soon. It gets worse. I put on a disposable mask yesterday as I was about to walk into a store. It won’t come off. No matter how much I pull or stretch it, it won’t come off. I can’t even damage it. A couple hours ago a green hoodie and a pair of sunglasses appeared on my kitchen table. Whenever I walked into the kitchen I heard whispering coming from them, “Wear me, wear me…” Less than half an hour ago that whispering turned to loud chanting. I can hear it from inside my bedroom now. I’ve locked and barricaded the door. I’m hiding in the closet under some clothes. This might be the last comment I post on a Kwite UA-cam video. It’s been real.
Bro get out of there, the clothes you're hiding under are turning into green hoodies!
happens to the best of us bro
I am about to say something very cursed and if you don't get it then don't try to find out
kwite tf
@@lexezlaokwite tf means kwite the fuck or kwite the fucker
@@lexezlaomy thoughts exactly. Somebody draw an extremely detailed TF comic of this.
7:10 As a Polish person, I can confirm that it does weigh me down every day. Being able to pronounce Brzęczyszkiewicz is something that has crushed many of my dreams in life.
I feel like I should find these funny, but the only one that made me chuckle was seeing the oil meme transition to crushing one's own balls.
👈😮 this guy enjoys cbt
It's so unexpected
I can’t relate honestly, I might just be really sleep deprived but I am literally crying laughing at these mfs. They’re exactly my sense of humor
@@froggy5748 tbh i'm glad you get enjoyment from it, just because it's nice to see people happy. Also, I recommend going to bed haha
Same, except I spit out my water and toothpaste.
As a Polish person i can indeed confirm that at every given hour, minute, and second we are possible to die and combust unprovoked.
While the Internet treats me as a meme, I’m just glad the leaders I talk to don’t. Everyone else is just jealous they’ll never be as legendary and handsome as I am
Live, Laugh, Love. -Kim Jong Un
I shidded my pant - Kim Jong Un
free those innocent people
I still don't understand how these "we are not the same" Or "girls vs boys" Memes are not just considered "I am different than the other boys" Memes lmao.
Kwite providing commentary on these memes feels like a natural extension of the meme itself.
I'm surprised kwite mentioned the oil floats on water comic and not the hellspawn that followed it
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finally it’s here...
@@12manwiwie75 I got my first bot reply
@@aidenmb7932 Congratulations!
@@12manwiwie75 the voices really are here. I feel them
2021 NYC "Heaven's Stairway" Incident
Being Polish is actually hard, we are one of two countries in Europe without nuclear reactor, inflation rate was at 13,9% in May, our president is pretty much controlled by government and bad history.
That genuinely sounds like it sucks, hope things get better for you over there bud.
@@tarynrila-smith392 and on top of that, we're the most homophobic country in Europe
I just got a bob cut yesterday and now I'm slightly regretting it, yet also appreciating it more
read as Boob Cut and got scared for you
"His parents are lesbian" took me out waayyy more than it should have, it was already a good kid suck at math joke but bruh
The fact kwite knows r/femyiff, makes him and me not so different
Yeah that genuinely caught me off guard
feels the same as when he drops the fact that he's read fanfic on ao3 like. god please. why
It was a jumpscare hearing that mid video
well, that's in my history now
Kwite, you have the best sense of humor, man. you know exactly what to say to make an unfunny situation hilarious 🤣
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finally it’s here...
"Oil floats on water" is a part of the niche of rage comics called "Troll Science" for example:
1. Sit on chair
2. Pull on chair
3. You're flying. Problem, airlines?
Hey, it could have been worse. A majority of these memes could've been from tik tok, the wasteland that humor has never touched lmao
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finally it’s here...
Is it sad that all the comments here are actual robots
@@sumthngcool4221 it's fucking annoying
Tik Tok would never be in the comedy cemetery, there is no comedy to be found
"I mean, jizz tastes like salt by nature and I-" homie how do you know this..?
i don't know why because every single meme in this video is so fucking stupid but I have laughed watching this video. I'm pretty sure it was the spider one that made me full on laugh out loud. My humor is so fucking broken and honestly I'm happy that it is.
30 seconds in and already knowing it’s gonna be more fire than my cremated grandma
WHAT
@don't be surprised you know who else says “it’s finally here YES”? My Mom
-muscle man
Scrumptious
As a circumcised person I can confirm that the tip does look like big chungus, but people are constantly after my foreskin. Thankfully no one knows where I hid it and I also laced it with Polonium-210 so no one can eat it.
the thumbnail startled me so much that the shit I was taking retracted back into my body
The term “cover yourself in oil” fills me with a visceral hatred
After watching this video I can decisively say that my humor is: broken
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finally it’s here...
“Trust me big chungus there was nothing holy about that fuck” made me laugh way harder than I can to admit
Some of these legitimately made me laugh, purely because of the way you delivered them: "1) wait for it to rain" and "this is a fantastic vase". xD
this is what i need to wake up to at 1pm. thank you
This has been on my mind for a while.. why do you sound exactly like Peter Griffin from Family Guy?? Am I the only one who hears this?
3:54 "jizz taste like salt by nature"
So if jizz is salt then the salty spitoon from spongebob has a whole different meaning now 💀
They actually make shotgun slugs that use a .50 caliber projectile for the sabot so the shotgun nuts meme is supported by reality
Just wanna claim my spot in the early part. Bet this video gonna be fire like the rest
8:00 this statement is false because a french tank can only be used to elevate a white flag
There’s an extra layer of awfulness that you missed with the Joker one, Arthur Fleck isn’t the Joker.
to be fair, the Joker in the movie isn’t the Joker either, unless you all think I’m Batman just because I’m saying I’m Batman.
Finally Kwite found the comedy necrophiles, which makes it easier to comedy graverob
3:28 "This is Stuff I genuinely use daily"
Is Robert Downey Jr. in your house willingly, or did you kidnap him?
**screams without the s**
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Congratulations you described 21st Century Humor
Reddit taught that guy to be racist.
Kwite taught me how to recognize good content.
Keep being awesome, Kwite.
3:10 Kwite is the single best youtuber in existence. Genuinely just telling you how having your own hobbies is healthy.
Showed this to my mom, she said you looked like an older caillou
That's mean
Kwite saying bussy makes me fell weird
7:19 As a polish guy i can 100% relate
this is the most terminally online subreddit i’ve ever heard of
Shotguns can technically shoot a .50 bmg due to the diameters matching up, although I would not recommend it.
A few days ago I was watching one of your videos and my dad walked by and said “that looks scary” and walked away
7:09 I do, in fact, agree with this statement *insert Robert's face*
goat bussy
Your channel is god awful (love you kwite)
@don't be surprised shut up...
My man just did a 180 at the and
I had this playing in the background, and when he got to the meme at 8:33 I didn't even realize he was reading another meme, this just sounded like a joke Kwite would make with no context in the middle of the video.
1:55 i got a dq chicken strip ad
6:57 fake news, I have never seen a big chungus meme on r/femyiff
Indeed necrophilia is indeed funny
6:56 r/femyiff is that what you said?
I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED, BY THE WORD GOD BEING PUT IN THE TITLE. TO TELL YOU ALL... to have a great day. :)
Silly green sentient hoodie makes silly wacky wonky videos 🤪🤪🤪🤪😨😨😨
Also all the MNM’s are cannibals 😨😸
Ganing
I'm too old or too young simultaneously to understand any of this crap honestly. None of this is even ironically funny to me. Oh well.
8:46 kwite was circumcised confirmed
These memes are horrifically dead, but the guy behind the whiteboards bout to have kwite join them after the camera turns off
4:04 can confirm that the second i played deltarune i was in love with ralsei
Gfuel use code Kwite on the new flavor- what the f*** is this
10:17
What do you have
to Repent for Kwite?
Why does Kwite sound like Peter Griffin
this video is so funny
as a subscriber (who is not being held at gunpoin), subscribing is free and u can (as someone not being held at gunpoint to stay subscribed and say this) unsubscribe.
7:10 at this point idk if he's joking but he probably is
just looking at the thumbnail i know this is finna be good
we can turn off the reddit watermark thing by turning off "saved image attribution" in settings
Niiiice
I want him to make the most boring video about r/antimeme
1:38 shotguns don’t shoot 50cal
not with that attribute! ua-cam.com/video/JbbTwXj98Pc/v-deo.html
12 gauge is 50 cal
For the first: Look in the mirror, you see what you saw, you take the saw, you cut a hole in the wall, and then you leave. If necessary, attack the monster with the saw.
Kwite: oh my God guys the sun is too bright I don’t know how this gets past UA-cams tos and I can’t believe it’s called a star either like white just making fun of us people that aren’t stars. Like bruh
I love the little kwite png an unhealthy amount
For the oil+rain=fly meme, i feel like the rain would just propel you more, since it would push you away from it, not into it.
It didn't realize only 64,000 people have viewed this video right now you should up your game read a book about comedy that was recently made the same year you're reading it there's a video game you would either love or cringe there is no in between it is called rec room
i had two soiders in my room
first one i sniped from the corner in my room with an airsoft AK-47 the second one g9t beaten to death with the stock of the AK-47
RALSEI NO GET OUT OF THE KWITE VIDEO
Ok but now you need to do a ComedyHeaven video to complete the trilogy
THERE aARE 69 DISLIKES i have the sense of humor of a middle school boy
I don’t know how but every day it just gets worse on the internet 😂
I love when subscribes with bell 👍
7:09 I'm polish and I can confirm, it's my biggest problem 😔
The goat bussy part broke me, that is the reality of the world. That and in the life, you get no money you suffa
oh nice notifs are correct for once.
''There was nothing holy in that fuck'' is actually way better than actually saying ''holy fuck''.
I live in skoScotland
That thumbnail tho is fucking hilarious
Yo Mr Kwite…I am polish
if you found my comment
you're a fckin legend
ily