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- Опубліковано 3 кві 2020
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Tim Dillon with the full hour to breakdown what an "artist's" life will become, insane zoom office calls, what he will do at JFL this year, and why we need to stop with the "isms".
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Thanks Tim, where is the link to buy a jewel starting kit?
Dude you are KILLING. Unbelievable how good you are
no more bluechew?
Fuc#ing love this show. Thank fuc# for Tim!
Alex Jones rushes home to listen to Tim Dillon
Steve Jobs cause he is a shill.
He thinks it's an educational podcast.
Tim Dillon rushes home to watch Rush Limbaugh
I thought he was alex's son lmao
Most underrated podcast out there.
@Craig Blanche who knew the patio was that great...
It was like 3 weeks ago now he just complains
You gotta get the patreon it's a goldmine. He cant go to hard on UA-cam or he will lose sponsors.
Eddie vargas His new Patreon episode was fucking hilarious. All of them are funnier than the free podcast
In every video I come across on UA-cam there is always one comment saying that it's underrated.
Here to get some nostalgia of the greatest podcast era from the greatest podcast duo. RIP Tim and Ben.
Global pandemic? That's life in the big city.
😁
Everytime i go to the city i get super ill for 24 hours. Sore throat, fever, pain in my bones. Then the next day im good.
part and parcel, as some mayors would say
We're all Dennis now. We're all in a room drinking wine from a used up cup with ice in it.
Crushin life in the big city
Flexing with the Fiji water two weeks in a row now. Got that Patreon money
Got that stimulus bailout money
@@quantum7690 got that mommy money
Fax🖨🖨🖨🔥👍
Tim Dillon is so talented he can actually make a podcast that lasts 5 hours and never run out of things to say and still be funny. He's the best.
L Dobbs no he doesn’t, wish he did. By far the funniest guy out there, pure talent.
him and burr just rant alone in a room
@@jamiekarner141 Exactly and it isn't a coincidence that both of them are easily the most talented comics out there today. They can riff on any topic endlessly and need no one else to bounce off of either. Unbelievable.
Of the best *
Training my 6 year old to be a TikTok star. School is over. This is home school now, Dancing to old town road watching Cardi B , Lil Xan. Need money to buy medicine.. Saving our lives one Doja cat and lizzo lip sync at a time. NOT GOOD
Right there with ya. Does every 6 yr old want to be a tik tok star? Guess so.
Life in the big city.
36 Freeze this will be the future man it sucks
Idiocracy.
Genius
Being able to riff a monologe for an hour like this is and be hilarious is a talent.
Dude the “30k check for the ventilator that Buffalo Wild Wings built for you” part was legendary. I guarantee you do that on stage for a bit when you can 😂so hilarious and changed my mood. Thank the heavens for these comedians providing insight and inspiration in a time of chaos and uncertainty. Stay safe
That one was 👍🏼
Week 3 still no JEWELS BY PODCASTER TIM DILLON
Semaj Semaj you’re selling the lifestyle of a perfect set gem, obviously if you attended the “Success and Excess”by Tim Dillon lecture series you’d know this. The gems come later.
China is now operational the jewels got to me yesterday, no previews! You wanna impress your girl with your taste in modern jewelry design? I'll be at the Tampa downtown Marriott Tuesday through Thursday. COVID price gouging in effect, think of it like an uber surge.
That's because he's a fackin' shyster, through & through.
I laughed so hard I couldn't catch my breath....anyone have a ventilator handy?
20k hmu
Bee-Dub's got one for $29.99! Drive-thru or delivery only though.
Daddy like
Mango habanero or spicy garlic?
"We haven't fully, truly given ourselves to the randomness and cruelty of this existence."
This is gold
Making us smile through these hard times
Kristoffer Hansen exactly
Great times
This was one of the most literary rich episodes by Tim. So funny,so sorrowful,so rich,so sad,so beautiful.
People who say that one person cannot change the world, have never eaten a bad bat...."Old Chinese saying"
The best solo hour in podcast history.
Agree though I also appreciate Ben. I think Tim bounces some energy off of Ben as sort of a litmus test like he's talking to the whole podcast audience when he is talking to Ben and when Ben is laughing, even silently, I'm usually laughing as well.
Low cost....high quality, baby
The newer episodes are fine, but this era of Tim is just so much better. Late 2019 to late 2020 was the best run of any podcast of all time
King of Quarantine
Love the paper with absolutely nothing written on it. Nice attention to detail!
He has a pen. In hand. He's ready to go.
that's awesome
Tim deserved an Emmy for this one.
The guy on the switchboard is there to laugh so Tim knows to keep the joke going. That shit with the small town homecoming had me dying.
Isaac Izaguirre thats really smart
Tim Dillon, in my opinion, is a national treasure. Keep speaking truth, my dude! Real recognize real. ✊🏿
💯
26:26 Rant begins
27:34 Homecoming
30:05 life back in Brooklyn
The best thing about a Tim Dillon late-night talk show is he'd make every one of his celebrity guests cry 😂😂😂
I can see that. Then they're ushered off the stage by a laughing Ben.
Tim Dillon deserves every dollar on earth. Never seen as much talent in one person.
This podcast keeps me sane. Best advertising Segway of all time goes to the your ridge wallet ad.
Ikr, I am so glad online ads people have good senses of humor
Segway?? 😭
Segue, idiot.
L Dobbs how do you spell deuce bag?
L Dobbs it’s the big S that made it ok
I Come for the High's.
But I Stay for the Low's.
It’s funny when some guy comes out of nowhere to be your favorite comedian !
this episode has aged well, 3 weeks into the lockdown and clearly Tim knew what was going to happen!
I was checking off many things off his list lol
I found this show earlier this year but never got into it until recently cause I thought it was TOO political, but no, Tim just mocks politics and the world around him, and he saw all of this coming!! He reminds me a lot of George Carlin. He's the modern George Carlin basically with slightly different views and ways of delivery. Basically saying they're both philosophical comics. Social commentators.
“You gotta lift them up so you can crush them back down”. ...... subscribed!
This podcast genuinely makes quarantine a little more tolerable. Thanks guys!
Praise allah Tim is alive
Ahla bo Tim Dillon
I’ve listened to an unhealthy amount of mr Dillon and I must say this episode is one of his best
in Ancient Egypt, the common practice to fight off disease especially respiratory issues, was plenty of fluids, hydrotherapy and lots of rest some where near a perfectly set stone.
Not gonna lie, u had me in the first half
A new Tim show the best time of the week!
I want Tim to start looking crazier and crazier every podcast he does to the point he shaves his head and start using tank tops and he's smoking two cigarettes at the same time
What if he just gets better and better looking while everything around him turns to hell
Yeah I want to see him lighting new cigarettes with old.
Tim is so well versed and built for the pandemic......
im so happy tims getting better, havent laughed this hard in weeks
when you get your bill for your buffalo wild wings ventilator.... #dead lol
The bomb that is The Tim Dillon Podcast has dropped again! Woohoo! 😀
Timeherenow Be he’s been killing it
james stevens , the serial killer!
My Sunday sermon. The best part is when Tim makes my gf laugh and she just playing Animal Crossing, barely paying attention. Always makes me smile.
Dude..ive been a fan since his first time on rogan..and i just relized most of this is off the tip of his head..just riffing..no reading except for advertisements..truly gifted.
And he even improvises part of the ads. Hilarious
Instant top-tier episode, miraculously posted minutes after I finished the classic welcome hillary ep
The part where he talked about stand ups going home had me laughing like crazy while buying groceries. Thanks for getting me through isolation
Best coronavorus/pandemic content on the air 😂
Undeniably
17:37 this rant is bringing tears to my eyes. I got a double dose of this type of parenting - my parents split when i was 3 - i was an only child so i was a part of all their dating, going to bars and restaurants and the state fair, watching sopranos and arliss as a 10 year old - such chaos but i loved every minute of it. 😅
The harbinger of the apocalypse, Tim Dillon. Dude you make me so happy about things I want to cry about. Fighting the good fight, chaotic good. The hero we need but don't deserve. Thanks bro, I cried laughing and I'm just in the intro
We have reporters asking the POTUS questions about Tiger King in the midst of a global pandemic. We've reached peak surreality.
I saved my mushrooms for this
Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuup
What better way to enjoy the end of the world? 😁
@@couchman-sw6jy woohooo!
These are historic times folks. But you know what is even more historic? The historically low prices on these high quality precious jewels. Get in line folks for the deal of the new millenium.
You sold me!! I wanna buy now!!!
thank you
I look forward to this podcast every week. The patreon episodes rock, too.
Getting my pirate radio transmitters ready to start broadcasting Tim Dillon across the wastes of America
I'm having chest pains
Mason Lee ymh👀
Monitor your symptoms
Just keep featherin' it brother!!
Mason Lee don’t worry the show will hopefully get better
A Condescending Con Descending and following the proto
Thank you Tim & Ben my whole family enjoy the program! We are going to get Manscaped together my friend!!!
Dude thanks for the levity.Much needed content.
That conclusion is one of the best rant I've ever heard
Thanks Tim Dillon for this amazing content
I love waking up hungover Sunday morning and listening to Tim.
Thanks for the video Chief. I appreciate your take on things. Sorry about that Mitsubishi. 👍🏻👍🏻
Pure heat like game 6 Jordan
Tim keep this going man! You have mastered this realm you are the spokesperson for the end times!
Love the pod! Keeep going!
Tim you're the shinning light of hope, thank you for comforting me in this time of choas 🤗
How the hell can someone just rant for so long and be absolutely so fucking funny? It shouldn't be possible.
Yet here is Tim.
The competing of bad news is very spot on, it's like a daily update of competing and various found stories and theories and news.
Godspeed Mr. Dillon thank you for your service
One of his best episodes
You have the amazing ability to hit the most real reality that there is... every time.
So you're definitely gonna buy a shift of nurses and doctors lunch today then right??
Once again a kickass show. Cant stop watching these they are cracking me up xD. Love ya Tim keep bringing it!
30 minutes in this is the hardest I’ve laughed all year. Holy fuck I’d pay any price to see you in person
Thank you Timmy!! This is what the country needs at a time like this. Finally someone that tells it like it is!
Listening to this in August is WILD
Love the show. Stay strong, stay safe, see you on the other side.
Best show ever my man! Well done
Thanks for the positive vibes Timmy ❤
Timmy the Blueberry
Timmy, you’re turning violet, Timmy
God bless you Tim Dillon. You go girl!
Less than 10 minutes in, Tim Dillon spits more truth and level headed reasoning than 100 percent of everyone I've ever heard. Tim don't let it get to your head!
Tim Dillon is the man.
I just found Tim, quite accidentally by watching Joe Rogan who I rarely watch. A moment of boredom just looking for something to listen to and what do you know. Now I am a regular listening to Tim.
This episode is honestly a masterful rant. I wish I could cut out the qanon rant and share it on Facebook to all my crazy friends from my hometown who wake up every day and eat that shit up. They live and breathe it and I cannot comprehend how exhausting it's gotta be.
The denny's bit was phenomenal!
I’ve watched this like 4 times already. Tim should be more famous when outside isn’t closed anymore.
This guy is incredible. By far one of the funniest comics out there right now. This guy is going to be huge.
Keep the podcasts coming my man!
Greatest podcast ever, humorous wit and sarcasm on point 👏🏼 🇦🇺
32:22 Well now I want to go because it means I'll get to see Tim Dillon LIVE, then go out with a bang 🥳
Laugh till I cried. Thanks Tim & Co.
33:00 the *smirk* i caught that tim, you sly thing you
"you're either goin to Syracuse or your goin to see Jesus!"
Fucking Manscaped Ad is the best yet. Put me on the floor. Every Podcast is better than most sets of the best comedians out there.
The Wuhan Don Timmy D
Watching this 3 years later makes me miss Tim Dillon
Coming back after 4 years to relive this era ❤
me too
I am in 3 minutes of this video and have to pause it cause it's so funny I can't hear what he is saying over my laughter..my favourite new comic!!
26:40 😂lmao most epic msg to la ppl who moved there to make it but haven’t figured their shiit out
"Give us a minute" Amen, brother.
Hell of an outro! xD
godamn TD you sure can riff! great show
These are the best ad reads on earth
The Dark Horse of inner city monologues