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- Опубліковано 30 лип 2021
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#TheTimDillonShow - Комедії
Nothing better than ranting about mental health for 25 minutes and having a betterhelp ad right after. Never change Tim.
🐐
I was CRACKING up 😂😅
😂😂
tbh i think betterhelp got like 10x their money this episode LOL
came to the comments for this
Tim Dillon, the straightest guy in Joe Rogan's Circle.
Straighter than brendan schaub
This.
He is Jean bedette Ramsay
@@randylahey5463 this this 😂
👏
26:06 “I’ve had enough with the mental health”
26:30 “Ladies and Gentlemen, Betterhelp”
Best podcast in the universe, yes or yes?
Tim: they've been horribly mangled in a car accident
Girl: Oh no...
Tim: *OH YES*
🤣
Unfuckingbelievable. I almost puked laughing.
The fakest oh no I ever heard 🤣
I was driving catching up on these old episodes and i was fucking howling
1:01:20
Nothing better than forgetting about the podcast, having nothing to do at 1 am Saturday night, then remembering the podcast
fr
Yep
Tooo true
Are you me?
Same
26:04 the fact that this rant directly transitioned into a Better Help advertisement deserves an Emmy
“And the winner of mental health rant of the year goes to.....Tim Dillon” 🏆
Hahaha I woke up everyone last night from laughing.
He tweeted “Podcast out tomorrow from the studio. Not tonight. I’m in Flint handing out bottled water.”
Yeah, handing out bottled water to the wealthy.
Tim Dillon just broke down sport psychology in the funniest and most accurate way possible. As a sport psychologist I approve this message.
A sport psychologist? Wtf does that even mean? You tell people to shut up and keep playing?
@@DomT0311 basically lmaooo
@@jacquep2363 sounds like fake business. I like it
🤣🤣🤣
goes through latest DSM
“Mr. James, I believe you suffer from being a pussy”
This is the only podcast I get upset if he has a guest. No one can do a solo podcast like Tim. By the way, the phone call at the end was hilarious. 🤣
Bill Burr is better by himself also
@@ICUP570 if you don't mind how much he talks about sports
@@ICUP570 Bill Burr is good? He’s been around for 20+ years and I’ve never heard a word come out of his mouth that has made me want to listen to more of his words. I’ve only known of Tim for a few months and have listened to almost Every appearance he’s done.
Bill burr too...
@@madeup6 burr is a God
“OJ turns to his son and says We need to find the real killer” lmfao
Call it yes or yes
OJ’s son was actually a suspect for committing the crime at one point.
And his son's like, "What."
🤣🤣🤣
I don't get the joke tho they still haven't solved the murder I heard they are still out there looking to this day
Tim calmly takes an actual call during the podcast and is as hilarious as it gets, the woman on the other end reacts perfectly, Ben completely loses it and makes it even funnier than it already is. I'm in love with this podcast.
Cant make this shit up i love how it goes straight into the podcast audio
What did he say? They aren't that fun anyway. 🤣
@@ducksinarowpatience3670 Then the chick said well it all works out for the best hahaha
@@adog231231 I KNOW! She was like, do you want the table or not! 😬
1:01:20
"That's life. It's meaningless it's silly. But when you watch someone do it perfectly, it's still impressive." - Tim Dillon
Hahaha “I AM SICK OF MENTAL HEALTH” …”ladies and gentleman, Better Help is a…”
GOAT tier xD
Segway of the century
@@mattsharpe3989 segue
😂😂
Ben's laugh is of the "I have to take a huge/steamer shit/caca but i think I'll wait". . . . 😫😅
Tim Dillon has become the source for people to go to, to feel sane, in a world full of insanity.
God help us
Tim himself is a degenerate liberal so it’s really horrible
@@100Mmore good thing is liberals are basically far right extremists compared to progressives
@@HowsYourFaceFeel Thank you
If Tim is "degenerate liberal", then what the fuck is a reasneble libertarian outlook. Tim is a closet libertarian in the US bubble.
@@jakw97 It's more understandable to be closeted libertarian in 2021 than gay. Every single one of them and their supporters with the exception of Dave Smith has been naive, a complete idiot and or laughably heartless.
Just imagine if Tim Dillon ran and hosted SNL now.
Skits
- Simone Biles learns how to be dumb again.
- Orange County mega church sells sub-prime mortgages.
- Dinner at Parkland father's house with a 30 pack of Keystone Light and a Glock.
- Weekend update with Alex Jones.
- Musical Guest - Jamiroquai
- Nurse whispers sweet anti-Vax nothings to patients.
Now that's a show.
I’ve never been a fan of someone as much as I’m a fan of Tim Dillon.
I know, it's insane how funny he is and I love him
Facts!
i feel bad for anyone who doesn't finish this episode, the last 6 minutes are fucking golden
The best!!!!
Thanks for the call. I'm staying tuned in.
What sort of person doesn't finish every episode?
It all works out for the best
He is truly what the whole world needs right now!!!
🤣🤣🤣❤❤❤😍😍😍
"You're not that dumb." I think that's the nicest thing Tim has ever said to Ben.
That’s not true. He has said multiple times Ben is the only person he actually cares about…. Including his own family. 😂 Ben is the best.
@@ewei318 he also got caught up in a moment and broke character and told Ben he loves him.
@@davidr6563 got a link for that please? I need to hear Tim being vaunerable haha
Real LOL - wanted you to know
😅
“Just do something meaningless and stupid, but do it perfectly.”
Funniest fucking episode. Can’t stop dying 😂😂
Go to the hospital thats not normal
hahhah I'm losing my mind at this
"that BITCH Naomi Osaka!"
HELL YEA ONE OF THE TOP 5 FUNNIEST EPISODES OF ALL TIME 🤣🤣
And Tim looking like a million bucks!
@@istvanordog8594 yeah he is looking pretty good this episode
Favorite Tim Dillon Phrases:
“Truly!”
“It’s Grotesque!”
“It’s a Horror!”
harra
YES OR YES ?
It's absssssuuuuurd!
Yes or yes
“FOR CHRIST!”
There was nothing better I have ever witnessed than the opening 25 mins followed by an ad for BetterHealth. This is exactly why Tim and Ben are the GOATs
Is that the best sports rant in history?
And the last 6 minutes as well
i love Tim’s theory about the kid driving his dad more crazy and leaning into it
Yes! It is actually brilliant and so effing funny! I had to pause until I could breath again 😂😂🤣
its the correct response honestly
Had to add the strategy to my playbook
And then the bit about them looking for the killer like OJ and his son
This was like a novel. You can watch the clips or highlights but you need to watch it from beginning to end to truly appreciate it. It was almost like watching every episode of The Wire.
All signs are Tim is going to Miami. Texas failed him, Cali too. He's dressed like he owns a dozen mega yachts and South Beach is full of gay 10's.
I feel like he’ll HATE that Florida heat in the Summer….but probably tho.
@@TheEyeOfTaurusAK Have you been on a yacht in Miami?Temperatures drop by 30 degrees. Along with boxers and briefs.
He said he was going back to LA several times
@@100Mmore watch the episode, he said he doesn't know now.
He would be the Harvey Weinstein if he joined Nelk
Tim ranting about the overuse of mental health excuses then segues into corporate overlord advertising internet mental help is true perfection
Coincidence?? I think not
They knew exactly what they were doing placing that ad at that spot 😂
He is truly seeing what it takes to get canceled
This man is on a whole other level than everyone.
I’m literally fucking crying this whole episode 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
‘The couple who was going to join us for dinner was killed in a terrible car crash’ . . . ‘Oh no’ - ‘Oh yes’
“You still have the rotisserie chicken?”
It all works out for the best I guess.
I was howling. Tim is a national treasure
@@diarheaclown8621 dude. Why did she say that ? Haaaahaaaaa
“IM TIRED OF THIS MENTAL HEALTH SHIT” into better help ad… best podcast on the planet
The phone call at the end is what separates Tim from everyone else.
Also the entire hour before that.
"Guilty from participating in a false flag." Tim Dillions style of comedy, delivery and all, is why he is on my top 5 comedians. Thank you sir!
I feel like he could easily become the GOAT. Like the Michael Jordan of comedy
Tim dillion solo is by far the best. I feel like his guest hold him back haha. Hands down this podcast is the best ever
He's said that he doesn't want guests because he doesn't care what they have to say.
I agree. Ben is important to the show too. Ben seems to get genuinely embarrassed by the horrible things Tim says which ratchets up the humor. Ben also helps move the bits by not laughing at times when Tim needs to go further on a rant. Great chemistry
Yeah ben is a big part of the secret sauce that makes this podcast great
Ray Kump is his only guest. Others have been ok, and they've said interesting things, but.
@@tarico4436 agree you can tell he actually listens and respects Ray. Ray is fucking hilarious too and they play off each other well.
I burst out laughing so god damn hard at the call from the restaurant. Enjoy the rotisserie chicken, Tim.
I love how she hears him replacing the others on the list that were 'horribly mangled' and just carries on as if thats just how life goes lol.
That bit brought tears to my eyes.
@@thephilosopher7173 "it all works out for the best"
@@thephilosopher7173 I've said this for years and I've pIssed off many people about my opinion about Gymnasts. Let's not forget about the super bowl being the #1 child trafficking event. Athletes are idiots. HELLO!
Rip unfun couple
When Tim Dillon hears himself and says “I’m getting in so much trouble “ 🤣 💀
I love that Ben consistently wears Lacoste as a foil to Tim's Polo Ralph Lauren
“I’m sewing tigers on my shirts and alligators, you wanna see the inside, I’ll see you later.”
-Ben
The moment Tim gets off the phone, and then just goes right back to what he was saying, not addressing the call at all, hilarious.
🤣 I'm crying... I think I'm hyperventilating... ooooff
Tim's getup makes him look 100 percent Cessna pilot.
V accurate
I want to like this but I want to keep it at 69 likes...so here 👍
@@meta45354 😅
@@mattdubinsky2758 heheh thanks man
@@weldscum 😂
if Tim Dillon ever played Steve Bannon in a movie he'd win an Oscar
Omg
“Oh no…”
“Oh yes…”
Ben has to hide under the table so he can laugh a little. 🤣
1:02:02
This episode was fucking HILARIOUS
im so glad I have headphones on at work.
“Bin laden took mommy” - Tim Dillon on explaining what he’d say if his parents died in 9/11
Imagining the OJ scenario had me laughing so hard.
I figured it out. Tims “weight” is all a ruse. Under that shirt he’s truly a gymnast. Truly.
😂
He coulda been...a swimmahhh
A billionaire gymnast
He's wearing the Catarina armour from Dark Souls
Truly
“They stunt a woman’s growth and they keep them like little dolls” 😂😂😌 oh my god
Wasn't even remotely the funniest part.
This episode should automatically be inducted into the podcast HOF. Comedy GOLD.
The king is back.
Long live our favourite Ralph Lauren model.
His entire bit about athletes needing to keep their minds empty and mouths shut and focus on their bodies is basically reinventing Buddhism from scratch by accident as a joke
This episode is the best tim ever did, prove me wrong.
Tim Dillon is the only comic saying it exactly as it is these days...pure comedic genius.
Tim was on fire on this one. That phone call at the end is the hardest I have laughed in a long time.
Ben losing it was making me laugh even harder
Same
I’m sincere when I say this.
Tim Dillon is the funniest human on the planet right now, and there is no contest.
Undisputed champ champ
Nick mullen?
Theo's up there
Mullen and Theo definitely in the conversation Shane Gillis too
@@clampo845 for sure! Just found Gilly & keeves dear christ
“This episode is sponsored by better help” made me laugh as f*** great timing
“It all works out in the end”
Truly, life in the big city
"We've given up on physical health and now we're doing mental health." - Tim Dillon
She had to ask "Should I cancel that for you?" And Tim took the opportunity like a pro. "Maybe I'll still go." lol
Genius 😂
This improvisation is a result of fake business training.
This was the greatest thing I’ve ever heard. This is pure literary genius. Commit these golden words to writing and let it be blazoned in a bronze plaque, graven into some monuments throughout the land. It’s like Shakespeare and the Declaration of Independence had a baby and raised him on the teat of Voltaire. Love it.
Where is it you pigs?!? Where’s my slop?!?
"to be little more, than bacteria." this man is brilliant and will never be appreciated enough.
Hearing a magic spoon ad without some kid on Long Island getting brutally beaten by their parents has destroyed my desire for their cereal completely
You still have Sheath underwear..remember, the founder is a war criminal who used to laugh while shooting pregnant women in the stomach😂
The entire bit about athletes being dumb has unironically given me great peace over my failure to succeed in sports as a child
I almost crashed my car listening to Tim take that phone call.... not even joking.. he is a true asset!! YES OR YES!!!?
I believe ya! I literally fell out of my office chair laughing on the floor with tears running down my face
Tim Dillon will go down in history as the most genuine and outspoken podcast host ever, and one of funniest people to have ever lived.
Definitely
Chill it’s just a podcast you weirdo
the white patrice
He always reminded me of a new Chris Farley lol
This is the only podcast I spend 30 minutes every week refreshing UA-cam waiting for
Signs of a meaningful life
@@Jayyy667 correct
@@Jayyy667 yes
Correct
It was on Spotify before it came up on youtube. Only problem is no video or comments section for me to yell at people.
*No free episode this week?* What sort of business is this man running?
It's ten pm. Where's my fix?
10:27. Starting to get antsy!!
I heard a rumor that If we released Tim into the wild he would instinctively grow tusks
Magnificent furr doo
@@DarnThatDragon doubt it
zing!!!
@@beefchillingham6790 bald BÉTA
If this was true he would have had them many years ago. Probably when his m went schizophrenic
I'd rather have no video at all than having Ben on the wrong side, and that's insane.
Its very distracting
I’m watching it through the mirror, it’s the only way to maintain my fragile sanity
I'm twitching, nervously.
I knew something wasn't right in the world
@@willswain7144 rofl 🤣
Tim’s ability to just rant about this random shit and still be funny is utterly amazing.
I genuinely love this mans sense of humour, he just says what we all say in private out loud in front of thousands knowing that he is joking just as we all joke like this in private , best podcast ever ! .
I’m crying laughing at that phone call “OH NO….OH YES”
I knew they couldn’t keep you down brother
"Ladies and gentlemen welcome to The Tim Dillon Show" makes me so happy. I always rewind to hear it twice.
Please do one twia week this pod is the only reason I'm alive
I'm loosing synapses over here trying to figure out what "twia" is supposed to be!!!!!! I know it's an innocent typo, but but but but
Lol the phone call at the end literally had me in tears crying
Tim having a tough time in Texas and Cali? Seems that his best bet for now may be to go to New Jersey and move back in with his wife and 2 kids.
He can always go work at Rigatoni's
no cap jersey is the best state
but this time take lee syatt with him
He didn't trash la
He trashes LA almost every episode
I bet Call Her Daddy never skips a week's episode. THATS WHY SHE GETS THE BIG BUCKS!
Call her daddy is also a fucking scam....just like the PS5 shortage
69 up votes... Noice
@@Matanumi Well look, if there's anyone in this world who should be able to appreciate good fake business it's Tim and us, his band of droogies.
Don't be greedy Dwag
@@OurBlackFriend Would you like to invest in my totaled car insurance company? We insure totaled cars, trucks, boats, motor homes, trailer homes it doesn't matter, no title? No registration? No problem we got you we promise😉
goddamnit man 😂 I've wasted so many drinks because of you.
In the mouth, out the nose. Is it worth it?
The slop has been served and I've never missed it more.
King Pig 👑
mud was getting dry
I had to leave the gym after 20 minutes to sit and my car and howl laughing at how Tim thinks the Parkland kid should handle his dad. “I’m an Alien” 💀
One of the best episodes I've ever listened to. Just incredible. From the beginning till the very end.
1:01:25 Elana was not prepared for what was about to unfurl before her.
Edit: I take my previous statement back in its entirety. The gleeful way Elana answered after hearing the news of the mangled, dead couple, with a steely "I guess it all works out for the best"... she's been preparing for that moment all her life.
It's a real knife fight at the Olympics
“Straightest gay man ever”. Should be the name of Tim’s first comedy special.
He should get a straight sidekick who acts super gay
@@juanblanco1267 yanni paps
The Better Help ad read after that spiel…fuckin’ chef’s kiss!
We have been robbed
spot on about the fetishization of mental illness. My Grandma was a bad schizophrenic so it's pretty gross to me also.
Kids these days glorify mental illness. Clearly they're learning this from adults. Ironically mental health in this country is ignored & the healthcare system is broken
I go to Stanhope for my mental health advice.
Anyone that has seen true mental health issues prays for the day a real solution is found. BPD is like a real life ware wolf disorder.
@@jamieschinkai1267 Seriously Spouse became used to their meds and there were all of the sudden people everywhere.
Factssss. It really waters down actual diagnosed mental illness. when people have a couple bad days they call it depression.
If Tim needs a week off to come back with an absolute classic of an episode like this. For the UA-cam page. I say do them every other week!
For some reason the "Ray's big into everything, Ray's big into chairs" line made me laugh the hardest.
That bit about quieting your mind and just doing the flips is gold man. Good life advice! I needed to hear that thanks Pig!
"Well, I may still come." pissed myself laughing at that
That Better Help ad right after the mental health rant was gold 😂💀
I have heard the first 25 minutes of this episode like 6 times already. FREAKING EPIC
I love the amount of “not giving a fuck” in Tim’s mind 🙌🙌
The time I had to wait for my free content is unacceptable. Get it together, guys.
"It all works out for the best, I guess" is the deepest comedic moment of 2021 I am D E A D 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
The phone call at the end was epic. Nobody is better at hilarious pranks than Tim and I’ll fight you over it
I subscribed for free content. I want my money back.
I want to see a blank check on my clients desk by Monday morning.
“Oh no!”…”oh yes.” Might’ve been the funniest moment in the history of podcasts
"The world of the mind is littered now, uh, with garbage; and probably never will go back to being anything other than just a circle jerk." - Tim Dillon, 1:03:30.
Best thing I've ever read
But you _heard_ it and then wrote it down. So technically *you* can take credit for this incredible insight because you didn't read it until _after_ you wrote it down. Just sayin. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Read it asI heared it
@@karljonson3287 i love it when that happens lol
Poetry at it's finest lol
This man's thoughts are always on the money. Brutal.
‘Life is meaningless and silly, but when someone does it perfectly, its still impressive.’😎
This is without a doubt the truest and most hilarious commentary I have ever heard. It hits so close to home.