Would you mind not going to venues requiring vaccines? Would be cool if you put your money where your mouth is. I just moved out of Palm desert like yourself, but still can't see you based off that decision..
I was gonna go to the show in Portland... But then I saw that I would need proof of a full vaccination, or a negative test result within 48 hours, AND WOULD STILL NEED TO WEAR A MASK. Fuck that.
You too good for Governor’s now Tim? Long Island is the Mecca of fake business, the least you could do is grace us with your presence in observance of our contribution to widespread fraud.
I was being consumed by a fog of sadness when, through the mist, a raspy angelic voice said "good evening ladies and gentleman" and I knew everything would be okay for one more day. Yes or yes??
Yeah how can we find out which venues require the vax? I was going to buy tickets but Im not wasting my money if they want me to show papers to see the show.
Tim’s style of comedy has bred a whole new way of thinking, and that thinking is demonstrated in his (hilarious) comments section, and I’m here for it. Well done.
Tim wouldnt leave his shit in a toilet in Austin 🤣🤣 his rant on Austin is my favorite thing ever. I watch kill tony and sooo many people follow Rogan and Tim's the only one standing up against it all
@@emmarose6590 are u bipolar ? U literally have recent comment on his dating on clubhouse video saying u become more Texan every day with a 😃 talking about him eating blue bell ice cream.
It's literally the dumbest thing conceivable... canned water (wtf, why?) and its named liquid death..? None of it makes sense and it's completely r-worded so it at least fits in perfectly here in our corroding society that's shitting itself to death. God bless.
I started going down the rabbit hole about 10 years ago on the whole 9/11 thing and I saved a s*** ton of videos here on UA-cam. I was trying to go through them last night and more than half of them are permanently deleted from my list. Tower 7 didn't kill itself!🐐💨
Oh my gosh. When he said “Sirhan Sirhan,” I almost died. I was using mouthwash. It went deep into my sinuses and for a second, I thought it was all over.
John Hinkley, Squeaky Fromme and (I think) Mark Chapman are all out and about right now too, maybe they should all hook up, like a DC Supervillain group.
Okay? No vaccine will ever stop viruses form infecting you. Infection means nothing else but the virus having entered your body, not you getting sick. The vaccine only helps with producing or providing anti-bodies to fight off the virus, which these chemical cocktails completely fail at. I hope to god you don't get sick from this.
@@publiusvelocitor4668 that's correct, but only 18% of Canadians live in Toronto. It would be cool if people would go to places like Vancouver, Calgary, Montreal and Halifax
Literally, that exact version of "The Hokey Pokey" was used in an X-Files episode where this little girl uses a doll to get people to brutally murder themselves.
Pauly Vineto, A Retired Flight Attendant, is walking more than 200 miles to Honor the flight crews that died in 9/11 attacks. And while he claims to have known some victims, the reality is, the walk was all about Pauly, and his attempt to gain his 15 minutes of fame. He hopes it will make him be viewed as a "good guy", instead of the asshole he has been for his entire life.
See Tim live on tour: www.timdilloncomedy.com/
I heard you're supporting venues that are pushing vaccine requirements?
Would you mind not going to venues requiring vaccines? Would be cool if you put your money where your mouth is. I just moved out of Palm desert like yourself, but still can't see you based off that decision..
Say, "I sympathize with the struggles of our leader"
I was gonna go to the show in Portland...
But then I saw that I would need proof of a full vaccination, or a negative test result within 48 hours, AND WOULD STILL NEED TO WEAR A MASK.
Fuck that.
You too good for Governor’s now Tim? Long Island is the Mecca of fake business, the least you could do is grace us with your presence in observance of our contribution to widespread fraud.
"MK Ultra Victim"🤣
Tim Dillon is the only thing keeping me from killing myself.
Vaccine mandates for the but not for me.
Thanks!
Thank you
RIP Joe Rogan. Never forget 🐎
Jamie tried to steal his wife.🤦♂️
He was pulling that shit up. Young Jaime
NEIGGGHHHHH
He kept screaming ivermectin.
Giddy up on there, RAWHIDE HYAH. Never forget muuuun.
Fuck covid can we talk about the damage the vents are doing
I was being consumed by a fog of sadness when, through the mist, a raspy angelic voice said "good evening ladies and gentleman" and I knew everything would be okay for one more day. Yes or yes??
Yes yes yes exactly.
No life is going to get even worse when this 1 hour 9 minutes of joy is over. Smile!!
Hey scrub, can you keep it to yourself?? K byyyeeee
Just got off a rough shift at work and this is true now more than ever.
You ok bro?
Finally Idaho!! So stoked.
NYE in Toronto!?!?!?
O btw you need a vaccine to get in 👀👀 imma need that refund buddy
Tim is touring like he knows it’s only a matter of time before he gets cancelled and becomes a commentator on infowars lol
Tim will become Alex’s Ben
Hes an asset now. The ghouls will protect him.
@@SuperFuckYourOpinion mazel tov
If infowars turns into 3 hours of Alex and Tim everyday I'll never miss an episode
Lmfao
I was addicted to the "hokey pokey" but then I turned myself around.
mmmm yeah but did you put your WHOLE SELF IN?
That's what it's all about
Got my tickets for the Munhall, PA show. LETS FUCKING GOOOOO!!!!
YES! THANK YOU!
How many of your venues got mandates Tim? Def NYC.
Yeah how can we find out which venues require the vax? I was going to buy tickets but Im not wasting my money if they want me to show papers to see the show.
“He’s vaxxed and can’t breathe now 😈”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
UK dates?! You better add Dublin to the list!
No Vancouver Canada that’s a bummer
Toronto on New Year’s Eve hell fucking yeah.
"It's one thing to BE a guinea pig, it's another thing to FEEL like a guinea pig" 🤣🤣
Tim Dillon deserves Joe Rogan money.
×100,000
I'm doing my part.
@@ShantyIrishman what part is that ?
I've never found Rogan funny in any way. But I love his podcast and miss it here om UA-cam.
What do you mean, Joe Rogan couldn't afford covid treatment
Fell asleep last night around the 18:50 mark, the stuff fever dreams are made of.. 🤣
Bakersfield. Will see you guys there brotha Ben and Tim.
Still waiting on Minnesota
Tim is cancelling this tour and will commence a four month residency in Austin, the world's greatest city.
Tim’s style of comedy has bred a whole new way of thinking, and that thinking is demonstrated in his (hilarious) comments section, and I’m here for it. Well done.
Austin is great for alcoholics that want to reassess their lives.
Tim wouldnt leave his shit in a toilet in Austin 🤣🤣 his rant on Austin is my favorite thing ever. I watch kill tony and sooo many people follow Rogan and Tim's the only one standing up against it all
@maria ivan us “Texas folk” would prefer if outsiders, even Tim, stay the hell out
@@emmarose6590 are u bipolar ? U literally have recent comment on his dating on clubhouse video saying u become more Texan every day with a 😃 talking about him eating blue bell ice cream.
I used to be hooked on the hokey pokey but I turned myself around.
One foot at a time.
That's what it's all about! 👍🏻
Classic
I used to have my left foot in unitl I took it out.
@@mariosharks I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took an arrow to the knee
I want to see Tim Dillon make fun of AOC‘s dress
See you in Toronto!
poster is 100/10. amazing
“When you’re paying your son $30K because you threw out his sex toys, there’s got to be a part of you that regrets having children.”
-Tim Dillon 🤣😂🤣
I like it when Ben looks away or starts grinning when he senses Tim is about to drop a humdinger of a line on him.
Spoiler Alert
😏
@Mr. Bum Tickler that's my safeword
I like it when Ben wears solid spring colors.
Not a Humdinger
Lolololol
suddenly everyone is FOR big pharma!!!
Literally keeping me alive
figuratively keeping me alive
On the road.
The version I was pitched was the one that kept you from getting Covid. I love this man.
😏
I was having this same conversation yesterday. Was told 93%. Last i looked its 43.
"The vaccine I got was not the one I got pitched. The one I I was pitched was supposed to stop me getting covid". LOL
Rails against Vaccine mandates
Also
Plays venues that require vaccines
See ya both in NJ!!
St. Louis!! We’re there bro!!!
Liquid Death canned water is the new COVID booster for comedy podcasters
It tastes like shit.
Buying water by the can is a new level of tarded opulence
Wait, what!? Liquid Death is just water!?
@@LazarusSlade lol yea
It's literally the dumbest thing conceivable... canned water (wtf, why?) and its named liquid death..?
None of it makes sense and it's completely r-worded so it at least fits in perfectly here in our corroding society that's shitting itself to death. God bless.
Tim Dillon blurs the lines between comedian and shaman, and I love him for it.
Life in the big city.
Tim is strictly touring in Antifa hotspots like a real hero.
Bruh. I never thought my hero Tim Dillon would visit Portland, but here I am going to see the FakeBiz champ on October 23rd!
@@armanterrell7215 same!
Nah he coming to indy he is in goodhands here
Atlantic City? More like Live from Hell on Earth. Covid Timmy shows true bravery a hero and inspiration to us all.
@@shakethese317 yessir
November 4 can’t wait👍🏻
Banger episode 🔥🔥
People shouldn’t be allowed out of their house if they are over 300lbs and don’t exercise they are the ones who need the protection
Best podcast ever
Truly. Be sure to check out the no agenda podcast.
@@archemyscharrz6575 cant find it on yt
Absolutely
@@j0hn00arthur it’s not on youtube. it’s a podcast
“It’s one thing to be a guinea pig, it’s another to feel like a guinea pig.”
That is a seriously deep thought.
That's why we laugh.
Tim in his UPS polo and a deer Hunter ball cap
Awesome as always.
WTC 7 never forget
I started going down the rabbit hole about 10 years ago on the whole 9/11 thing and I saved a s*** ton of videos here on UA-cam. I was trying to go through them last night and more than half of them are permanently deleted from my list.
Tower 7 didn't kill itself!🐐💨
I have a playlist:
ua-cam.com/play/PLWWMumzjwz69QRnHE4EC1AlS9nuzTMVhA.html
Its crazy how people say " never forget " and they sill think an airplane hit the pentagon
“One Day In America” on Hulu. Good luck…
@@mle9852 thanks brother.
I can't find the video with Webster Tarpley explaining all the simulated war games going on in New York that day.
Dude Tim is on fire on this one
Yea The last 2 or 3 podcast have been impeccable
Fo sho!
"Lets enjoy this video together." I DIED
I like your comment. Too many people act like the show is good cuz of Ben. Tim is the man!
I will see you in atlanta no doubt
9:30 Exactly!!! 👏🏼👏🏼
Finally, a gay man I can get behind.
The rest got behind you
Laugh out loudly 😮😂
Oh my gosh. When he said “Sirhan Sirhan,” I almost died. I was using mouthwash. It went deep into my sinuses and for a second, I thought it was all over.
Made me lose it, too. Absolutely hilarious. I’d completely forgotten about that character.
John Hinkley, Squeaky Fromme and (I think) Mark Chapman are all out and about right now too, maybe they should all hook up, like a DC Supervillain group.
@Rad Ripley My mouthwash was serving up some anti-gingivitis realness to slay the haters!!
Do not eat or drink listening to him, it’s dangerous, I learned my lesson. Dying of joke choke, now that would be funny.
Tim Dillon Show Advisory Warning: Do Not Listen While Performing Other Tasks
I love Ben's church giggles.
Ben's giggling lifts my spirit
This is getting better and better lol
Timmy to Toronto i cannot wait
We should start denying people access to parks if their grocery spending is less than 30% vegetables
Those ppl aren't going to parks anyway.
I see your 30% vegetables and raise you 50% whole foods
Most of these people are vegetables.
@@hoviksmail Touche' LOL
I'm such a caring, good and amazing fully vaccinated awesome person, I propose we ban ALL cars that go over the speed limit.
I got the vaccine and i just now tested positive.
Okay? No vaccine will ever stop viruses form infecting you. Infection means nothing else but the virus having entered your body, not you getting sick. The vaccine only helps with producing or providing anti-bodies to fight off the virus, which these chemical cocktails completely fail at. I hope to god you don't get sick from this.
Ben's liquid death is literally never ending
he's just a babybird
I miss when he was just vaping himself to death
It's like me drinking at a gay friend's house
Hipster confirmed
If only it was a can of Actual Death.
this poster is brilliant
I want tickets for the new year's eve Toronto OMGGG
same
The "feel good stories" needs to be a regular segment, hilarious.
Joe Rogan is actually alive he had a podcast with Bret Weinstein, a friend of the show.
"I Wish Him Well"
⛳🏌🏻♂️
Did you actually think he wasn't?
He pre-recorded every possible response years ago and has since been deep faked.
fake and gay
Tim and Christine wish him well Keep em high and tight
The Hokey Pokey news story is like an Adult Swim Infomercial
Tim and Eric are kicking themselves for not writing it first
@justajoke222 don’t kill urself it’s “just a joke 222” 😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣 I’ll see my way out
You can’t find tickets to the Toronto show on New Years!!!
Yes do you know why hun I need tickets
@@Russian-Doll-007 I think it's just too far out. If you go to ticketmaster it only lists up till the new york date Nov 11
@@Matthew_P oooh okay, I hope you’re right I’ll keep looking thanks for reply 😁
@@Russian-Doll-007 no problem! I can't wait. I will sell a kidney for tickets. Tim better be grateful
@@Matthew_P haha so would I he probably is 🙂
No Houston.. thanks Tim!
Canada: second largest country in the world
Every single tour: TORONTO, ONTARIO
That's what you get for living on an ice cube with a bear in the middle of Great Slave Lake
mainly just toronto rarely ever mtl or ott
50% of Canada's population lives less than 50 miles from the United States border.
@@publiusvelocitor4668 that's correct, but only 18% of Canadians live in Toronto. It would be cool if people would go to places like Vancouver, Calgary, Montreal and Halifax
@@paulfroelich1024 :(
I laughed so hard at the hokey pokey bit, my eyes teared up and I had to hold my face to keep it from hurting. Thank you, Tim.
The boosts will become sufficient once Pfizer and Moderna reach the target bottom line boost that they've forecasted for their stockholders.
Truly
The next booster should be called the “full immunity booster”, in recognition of the fact that the manufacturer has ‘full immunity’ from prosecution.
Tim can you come to Vancouver
How much does he weigh?
My birthday show 3 miles away!
Tim: we're coming to a city near you
me: *cries in European*
New Bloody Zealand
heh...yea, Stanhope and Dillon are only comics I would actually go and see live.. shame, Stanhope had some shows around UK
*Laughing in Middle Eastern*
and North Africa
He said in a past episode he's planning some European dates. UK definitely
Literally, that exact version of "The Hokey Pokey" was used in an X-Files episode where this little girl uses a doll to get people to brutally murder themselves.
Horse dewormer melts steel beams.
Rochester NY? Im so sorry. I'll be there.
Sad because no nashville show :(
Working 3rd shift... The best part is catching this right when it drops. Much love Tim Dillon🙌🙏
Any business with more than 100 employees should be forced to listen this podcast. Start the spread.
Now this is a mandate I can get behind.
@twizzm you'd be lucky if Tim flaked on you
@twizzm works for me
……why?🤨
Very disappointed in Tim. Show your papers for a comedy show? F that
I would've sent her a Rotting Christ CD
Perhaps you could add another date on there to come somewhere in TN?
I'm a surfer with a four pack Tim should I just take one dose?
Tim is gonna slide into your DM’s
If that's what it takes to get an Australian tour
BEN! Can you put out a clip of Tim doing the blindfolded taint rant without any context whatsoever? Thank you for doing God's work.
I’ve finally found home.
😂😂😂
Haha there's 2 girls! Now where's the other 4 that listen?😂😂
@@buttersstotch8259 I'm the third? Haha
For Christ!
Pauly Vineto, A Retired Flight Attendant, is walking more than 200 miles to Honor the flight crews that died in 9/11 attacks. And while he claims to have known some victims, the reality is, the walk was all about Pauly, and his attempt to gain his 15 minutes of fame. He hopes it will make him be viewed as a "good guy", instead of the asshole he has been for his entire life.
I mean… he Was a male flight attendant his whole life…
He could have just danced on tiktok for more attention...
This will be the first a last time I heard of him
The American Dream...welcome to the United States of Dystopia 🤣🤣🤣 need that babel app, start learning mandarin
@@treyanderson325 you're not very bright if you believe China is better.
No Utah, very sad
This episode was above-average
That's a fucking great tour poster. Nice work!
Now Tim's fans will troll him at shows singing the Hokey Pokey. It is inevitable.
Or, it’s his entrance song for the next tour
None of this will happen.
@@Josepheus_Hallelujah Go with God.
41:52 amazing
Toronto Tim yes I been waiting since Feb 2020 😍😛
Is anyone else missing the glowing neon The Tim Dillon Show sign yet? 🙏
Lady at the Olive Garden: are you vaccinated??!?
Me on shrooms n half blue chew:
I identify as vaxxed”
Tim Dillon is a national treasure .
Washington D.C. ayeee
Where are the Florida dates
in hell