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- Опубліковано 5 чер 2020
- Tim discusses the ongoing protests and Long Island's response, the type of vest we need to put on, what's in Nancy Pelosi's freezer, and the fun times that are ahead of us.
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Thank you pigs!
No Tim, thank you
As Sony Amazon and UA-cam said “I support BLM” because they don’t mention fat people. Please don’t ever review the FBI crime statistics victims report stats. George foreman died from being fat and also COVID-19
Yea, how extreme. It's either defund the police or call in the military. Like WTF?
@@ZaDowlan I don't see what is so radical about defunding the police. Half of the budget for LA goes to the police department. I don't why it is so radical to defund the police but not radical at all to defund schools. I guess schools are just not that important.
@@mehg8407 yes just defunding the police isn't radical. The point I was trying to make is that I see 2 main camps pushing what they think is the right choice, either to defund the police, or to send in the military. Those are 2 extreme opposite points of view. One side wants to cut funding to the police, the other wants to send troops in to cities.
the dynamic of Tim trying to get his producer to crack the whole show, every show, brings me joy.
The best part is unlike every other podcast producer that cackles like a hyena, TFAk, YMH, JRE ect, Ben is hard to make laugh. He has good dark taste, it’s phenomenal. He’s so serious it’s fantastic
Better than Yung Jamie always second guessing your talking points but never on camera.
same.
And hes cute af
@ oh yea. He's adorbz.
Where is Kendall Jenner with all the Pepsi to quell these riots??
Hahaha a dude did give a cop a pepsi... and Kendall fans made a picture where she's holding up her arms and they put a BLM sign but it's clearly not there in the shadow.
Hahahahah
🤣🤣🤣🤣
had to look up who is kendall jenner???
"I will eat processed food and I will die on my couch watching Tucker Carlson!" *dead*😂😂
Covid 19 was cancelled it was too edgy and controversial, we've gone back to something we all know and understand, civil unrest.
I think you mean the flu...
And riots
I love how Tim always glances over to the computer guy to see if he's chuckling and if he's not he ramps it up to the next level!
Watching him laughing at Tim is part of the magic of the show
@@villanelle529 his name is ben scumbag
Ben has a name you know
Put some respect on Ben Avery’s name!!
His name is Jamie, show some respect.
The Zapruder film actually shows JFK catching Covid-19.
It also shows Tim eating a hoagie...
Thank you for the giggle
Oh Jesus. I ate an edible 90 mins ago. I know what I’m up against here, and it’s gonna be a knife fight.
😂
The Tim Dillon Show is the highlight of my week
God kill me now
Then buy the cereal!
@@shaunkearney1549 and some high Quality jewelry for a low quality price.
You still alive? Must be no God.
- well it's 2 months later - all y'all probably dead . . .sigh. I do want to try that cereal -
It's my highlight also
Tim owns exactly 5 shirts, all are different color but just one color.
...all Polo
😂 so true, but if you've ever had a gut, you know Polo's are the only semi-comfortable semi-dress wear.
Casual Male XL hits different
im glad lockdown ended because now there's a curfew
It’s all a prewritten script if you haven’t caught on already. It’s completely fake: Avery knows exactly when he’s going to laugh, there’s no reality to it. These people are so scared, they live in utter fear of eternity for what they have done, yet they continue because of their arrogance. It’s a complete farce. Complete plastic. Completely inhuman. Just like AI, the Internet of Things and the fourth industrial revolution: the cold mathematic rationale of Luciferianism. This is not a life to aspire to. Their eyes give it all away. I wouldn’t be surprised if “Dillon” sodomizes “Avery”, knowing their belief system. They distort the natural order, which is why, once they opened the Seven Seals in the Satanic Magick ritual in Episode 201 with Masonic Black Magician Mr Kump, the country descended into DIS-ORDER. This is the spell at work and they laugh about it because the mission is complete. Why do you think the police in London were on HORSES??? The four horsemen of the Apocalypse. I have laid this out in my previous work and can’t believe people haven’t hunted these two down yet, then again they are probably in hiding in some apocalypse bunker, ready for the war this June and the economic collapse. The IMF just announced ‘The Great Reset’ of the global economic lead by Prince Charles, the future King of England. CANT YOU SEE WHAT THEY HAVE DONE YET?!??? They are behind all of this, they are the right and left hand of Satan herself. Put on the whole armour of God when watching these two, we are witness to pure evil
Curfdown: the best of both worlds
@@MA1LUNE You remind me of Mark Wahlberg's character in The Other Guys where he mastered ballet just to troll. Respect
@@MA1LUNE itll be no more obvious to everyone than when it's too late.
Myles people I know are waking up just not fast enough. I “woke up” few months back. My whole family has switched moat of my friends and I are on the same page now. It’s not so hopeless there’s lots of people who know what’s going on. As much as a normal everyday man could know. We are the silent majority
I frigg'n love this guy. Fat lives matter!
Mike Knight matter to whom?? I’d be careful engaging in metaphysics without the Our Father Yeshua in your mouth
Mike Knight It’s all a prewritten script if you haven’t caught on already. It’s completely fake: Avery knows exactly when he’s going to laugh, there’s no reality to it. These people are so scared, they live in utter fear of eternity for what they have done, yet they continue because of their arrogance. It’s a complete farce. Complete plastic. Completely inhuman. Just like AI, the Internet of Things and the fourth industrial revolution: the cold mathematic rationale of Luciferianism. This is not a life to aspire to. Their eyes give it all away. I wouldn’t be surprised if “Dillon” sodomizes “Avery”, knowing their belief system. They distort the natural order, which is why, once they opened the Seven Seals in the Satanic Magick ritual in Episode 201 with Masonic Black Magician Mr Kump, the country descended into DIS-ORDER. This is the spell at work and they laugh about it because the mission is complete. Why do you think the police in London were on HORSES??? The four horsemen of the Apocalypse. I have laid this out in my previous work and can’t believe people haven’t hunted these two down yet, then again they are probably in hiding in some apocalypse bunker, ready for the war this June and the economic collapse. The IMF just announced ‘The Great Reset’ of the global economic lead by Prince Charles, the future King of England. CANT YOU SEE WHAT THEY HAVE DONE YET?!??? They are behind all of this, they are the right and left hand of Satan herself. Put on the whole armour of God when watching these two, we are witness to pure evil
@@MA1LUNE Where have you laid out your "Previous work"?
@@mikael4751 What are your favorite blends fellow piper? I just puffed on a tasty bowl of Ennerdale flake.
@Elias Leal Jesus..
Tim, you're a goddamn genius man.
J ronnn what’s the difference??????????????????????????
“Russian bots and Chinese bats it wasn’t a boot on your neck!” 😂😂😂😂😂 “Bots, Bats and Ventilators- Tim Dillon Netflix Special”
I was thinking "Wuhan Jesus" or " Bat Sandwich" 😅
It’s all a prewritten script if you haven’t caught on already. It’s completely fake: Avery knows exactly when he’s going to laugh, there’s no reality to it. These people are so scared, they live in utter fear of eternity for what they have done, yet they continue because of their arrogance. It’s a complete farce. Complete plastic. Completely inhuman. Just like AI, the Internet of Things and the fourth industrial revolution: the cold mathematic rationale of Luciferianism. This is not a life to aspire to. Their eyes give it all away. I wouldn’t be surprised if “Dillon” sodomizes “Avery”, knowing their belief system. They distort the natural order, which is why, once they opened the Seven Seals in the Satanic Magick ritual in Episode 201 with Masonic Black Magician Mr Kump, the country descended into DIS-ORDER. This is the spell at work and they laugh about it because the mission is complete. Why do you think the police in London were on HORSES??? The four horsemen of the Apocalypse. I have laid this out in my previous work and can’t believe people haven’t hunted these two down yet, then again they are probably in hiding in some apocalypse bunker, ready for the war this June and the economic collapse. The IMF just announced ‘The Great Reset’ of the global economic lead by Prince Charles, the future King of England. CANT YOU SEE WHAT THEY HAVE DONE YET?!??? They are behind all of this, they are the right and left hand of Satan herself. Put on the whole armour of God when watching these two, we are witness to pure evil
Cameron have you gone outside yet, there's so much fresh air mixed with gas, could help? 🤷🏻♂️
@Elias Leal Like when Madonna said we need to blow up the white house
The Epstein Chronicles
Jesus Christ- "The Twin Towers fell from Caronavirus". Have not laughed that hard this entire 'pandemic'.
Hahaha that was a hitter
PLANdemic
Me neither!
I would get back on Facebook just to friend Tim's aunt
"Anarchy is a fetish for losers" you got that right Tim
When our loving family embarked on this wonderful journey, we have sat together and listened weekly. Now that we are finally celebrating summer, we let the kids stay up late with grandma and I, to take in our time of enjoyment, just to watch their little golden faces light up with laughter and to watch them ponder the very points you brought up, Ahh that just filled us with such delight! I’ve said time and time again that throughout these times, the weekly amount of positivity our home has gathered from the Tim Dillon show, has been all we needed to keep moving forward. Tim Dillon, from grandma, myself, and the toddlers (the newest little Dilloknights) we again thank you for everything you’ve provided for not only our neighborhood, but also our city, state, and country, you are a true American hero! God bless
I swear Tim writes comments like this himself. Very funny, Tim.
I've waited to long for this man just to yell in my ear for an hour and I love it !!! 😁☺️
Tim 5 months ago: Wackjob conspiracy theorist
Tim now: The voice of reason
The former isn't true. Neither is the latter.
Fool
Truth
john doe THE STATE OF THE AMERICAS SINCE 201 PROVES MY CONSPIRACY FACT THAT “Tim Dillon and Ben Avery” OPENED THE SE7EN SEALS DURING THE SATANIC MAGICK RITUAL WHICH WAS EPISODE 201 WITH THE GUIDANCE OF MASONIC BLACK MAGICIAN Mr. Kump DOES IT NOT YOU FUCKING ACCUSER OF THE BRETHREN???? I AM NOT AN INCEL I WAS MARRIED BEFORE THE THIRD STAGE OF MY LIFE I ONLY LEFT MY WIFE because she chose the path of least resistance against the beast system which I fight at every second of a minute. Try calling me an incel from hell buddy, there’ll be an eternity between us I don’t think sound travels that far 👍😂🤣
Cameron shut up incel
One of the best things about living in a stunning estate is when the city is descending into chaos when people are getting beaten by the police and looters are shooting old men then setting buildings on fire I can't tell the difference between the riots and new years eve celebrations while I watch from my stunning estate.
declan h 10/10
It’s all a prewritten script if you haven’t caught on already. It’s completely fake: Avery knows exactly when he’s going to laugh, there’s no reality to it. These people are so scared, they live in utter fear of eternity for what they have done, yet they continue because of their arrogance. It’s a complete farce. Complete plastic. Completely inhuman. Just like AI, the Internet of Things and the fourth industrial revolution: the cold mathematic rationale of Luciferianism. This is not a life to aspire to. Their eyes give it all away. I wouldn’t be surprised if “Dillon” sodomizes “Avery”, knowing their belief system. They distort the natural order, which is why, once they opened the Seven Seals in the Satanic Magick ritual in Episode 201 with Masonic Black Magician Mr Kump, the country descended into DIS-ORDER. This is the spell at work and they laugh about it because the mission is complete. Why do you think the police in London were on HORSES??? The four horsemen of the Apocalypse. I have laid this out in my previous work and can’t believe people haven’t hunted these two down yet, then again they are probably in hiding in some apocalypse bunker, ready for the war this June and the economic collapse. The IMF just announced ‘The Great Reset’ of the global economic lead by Prince Charles, the future King of England. CANT YOU SEE WHAT THEY HAVE DONE YET?!??? They are behind all of this, they are the right and left hand of Satan herself. Put on the whole armour of God when watching these two, we are witness to pure evil
Cameron lemme get those links bro
12 toe rogans way up
Its like living in San Francisco
"JPMorgan, we catch your bricks!"
Processed meats and Tucker Carlson, the pillars of Boomer society
Tucker is alright. Would rather boomers watch him than nearly anyone else on MSM.
Zir mix thot gross
Zir Mix-A-Thot too true. One of the few with a level head on any news network.
Don’t UUUUU CRITICISE that beautiful bow tie wearing republic sweetheart
@@tubermensch3503 your name is legit. God I hate my name
I've been refreshing all night waiting for this.
Not me, I've been drinking hard seltzer waters like a basic bitch and trying to pretend we're not gonna be in a civil war before I'm ready to die
G G yep, same.
I baked a quiche
@@Abitflippant quiche made by a dude named Ricky?
Sketchy at best, diarrhea at worst...
Ive been refreshing since 3am est Sunday morning
There's no good people at Goldman Sachs
It’s all a prewritten script if you haven’t caught on already. It’s completely fake: Avery knows exactly when he’s going to laugh, there’s no reality to it. These people are so scared, they live in utter fear of eternity for what they have done, yet they continue because of their arrogance. It’s a complete farce. Complete plastic. Completely inhuman. Just like AI, the Internet of Things and the fourth industrial revolution: the cold mathematic rationale of Luciferianism. This is not a life to aspire to. Their eyes give it all away. I wouldn’t be surprised if “Dillon” sodomizes “Avery”, knowing their belief system. They distort the natural order, which is why, once they opened the Seven Seals in the Satanic Magick ritual in Episode 201 with Masonic Black Magician Mr Kump, the country descended into DIS-ORDER. This is the spell at work and they laugh about it because the mission is complete. Why do you think the police in London were on HORSES??? The four horsemen of the Apocalypse. I have laid this out in my previous work and can’t believe people haven’t hunted these two down yet, then again they are probably in hiding in some apocalypse bunker, ready for the war this June and the economic collapse. The IMF just announced ‘The Great Reset’ of the global economic lead by Prince Charles, the future King of England. CANT YOU SEE WHAT THEY HAVE DONE YET?!??? They are behind all of this, they are the right and left hand of Satan herself. Put on the whole armour of God when watching these two, we are witness to pure evil
I work for a subsidiary of Goldman Sachs :/ I can attest to that statement
Cameron theres that paranoid skitzo again
@Roland Deschain I think the guy that gets the coffee is chomping at the bit to rise high enough in the corporation to be a bad person. If they arent a bad person already....
Actually they are all awesome
Gonna buy you a new blue T-shirt when the lockdown ends. God bless.
Imagine the smell
It's a polo.. have some class when saleing jewles by PCTD
Get him a Blue Chew shirt. Honestly, I'm surprised Tim doesn't wear the sponsors' logos like a NASCAR driver. What a missed revenue opportunity. It's like he doesn't even watch Gary V anymore.
When is Tim going to blow up? He’s seriously better than almost all comics that are selling out huge arenas right now. Get this guy a special immediately.
Brick through my orbital socket, Life in the Big City.
The funniest politicial comedian today.
He's completely apolitical I hate him he's a Luciferian a neutralising agent bought and paid for by intelligence never starts grassroots movement simply exists to slowly drip info absolutely amoral so milquetoast so unprogressive so boring friends with the ultimate neutralizer joe rogan and just so stupid on so many levels there couldn't be a more pseudo-political comedian he's simply vaguely "anti-corruption" but never gets to the root of it nothing will ever change because of Tim Dillon he is a truly unessential worker
@@MA1LUNE Lol, glad you found time to type in a comment in between your multiple thesis research work.
His job is to make people laugh, that being subjective, who laughs would stay, who dont would leave.
@@MA1LUNE What a fun person I have found here in the comment section.
@@MA1LUNE this is a beautiful comment. thank you for your service.
Cameron buddy, never expect a comedian to get to the root of anything for you. Make up your own mind. It’s that simple. Lmfao
“I went to school with a tear gas canister, who I still talk to all the time.”
1.06.15
Tim’s pronunciation of “issue” encapsulates everything wrong/right with the last 3mo.
IN THESE TIMES MORE THAN EVER WE _NEED_ TIM DILLON TO PODCAST DAILY. CAN I GET A "POWER TO THE PEOPLE"!?!?
Power to the PEEOPPPLEEEE
poooowwwweeerrrr to the peeeeeeeoooopppplllleeee!
Twice a week is ideal, lets him recharge and throw out some absolute bangers
Tim works at Best Buy in Sarasota, Florida.
1:04:00 The build up to and execution of the best Long Island impression ever.
“It’s a bot it’s a boot it’s a bat”
🤣🤣
I’m am in love with these two dudes.
What a fantastic combo!
Thank you Tim you had my son dancing around the room like Grandpa Joe with your song "Bots N' Bats"! He has not dance in years!!! God Bless Tim Dillons!!!
I dont know if YT can sense I fast forward through podcast ads but I specifically never FF through Tim's ads because he deserves the money and the stunning Estate comin to him. God bless
You can skip the UA-cam ads and it doesn't affect Tim. But tims sponsors see how many viewers are watching during his ads like ridgewallet through analytics so if you were wanting to help Tim than don't skip them haha. Some podcasts ask you to not skip
“HE MIGHT GO TO CARLS JR!”
No one makes me laugh like Tim Dillon.
The more I watch Tim, the more I appreciate him. Such a savage, sarcastic person. I love it
Coming back to this in 2024 and Tim suuuure had a change of opinion in 3 years , as did we all.
I hit LIKE before watching because I know when Tim Dillion tells me the truth thru irony and comedy...I know it's funny AF
Sparking up one of my few remaining Marlboro Menthols for this one.
@@mountainstream8351 prevents it
Tim "You Know" Dillon
Tim, just add ray kump. Make it a duo. Its what the people want
Ray sucks
As much as I love the show, I don't think I've ever seen as many ads on one video
TIM. THIS EPISODE IS SO DARK THAT YOU HAVE ME GOING BACK TO COMPILATIONS OF BILL And Patrice
Listen to the old episodes on patreon worth the 5 bucks. Patrice is the 🐐 by the way grew up listening to him on O&A and Black Phillip.
@@elcypher6102 I am currently almost done with them, and considering an almost immediate second full run of listens.
I canceled a couple of other subscriptions to send dat dolla to the Dillon man.
@@elcypher6102 but please. Keep recommending that people give Mr. Dillon more money. He needs it more than you or I.
Those old O&A Patrice and Bill periods just feel so quaint and comfortable compared to the fact that Terry Cruise from Idiocracy as President is more intelligent than our current "I heard they had headaches" Commander in Chief.
I'm pretty sure that diet Coke has no electrolites.
Step 1:How do we market broken glass and tear gas?
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Now more than ever its important to get a home equity loan and costco membership, for equality, equity and systemic changes.
I too am a proud graduate of Timothy Dillon University.
LAST WEEK: "The looting should never end!! If you work at Target Fuck You!"
TODAY: "Guys I think i may have to leave Los Angeles and find a safe space to chill until people calm down"
You can support mayhem while also being smart enough to get out of it's way.
the only podcast I look forward to this much
“Michael Hastings has Corona virus” LMAO
Thank you for helping keep my mind sane. Would gladly have some beers with ya!
My wife was listening hear and there, she said she would totally buy that orange toaster
Superb work on this podcast! Always keeping it crispy🎈
Love you Tim.
Everybody should be watching this.
Tim Dillon Show has become, without a doubt, my favorite podcast. It just keeps getting better and better. This episode had me dying!
George Floyd was calling "momma momma" because he was talking to his baby momma who was there at the time. He wasn't calling out to his mom
My favourite part of the show is semi the adverts, ngl, I love when Tim just riffs on them :)
You’re so inspirational and hilarious. Love you for life!
Strong Island = Florida Panhandle in case anyone wants to escape. 😂
It’s all a prewritten script if you haven’t caught on already. It’s completely fake: Avery knows exactly when he’s going to laugh, there’s no reality to it. These people are so scared, they live in utter fear of eternity for what they have done, yet they continue because of their arrogance. It’s a complete farce. Complete plastic. Completely inhuman. Just like AI, the Internet of Things and the fourth industrial revolution: the cold mathematic rationale of Luciferianism. This is not a life to aspire to. Their eyes give it all away. I wouldn’t be surprised if “Dillon” sodomizes “Avery”, knowing their belief system. They distort the natural order, which is why, once they opened the Seven Seals in the Satanic Magick ritual in Episode 201 with Masonic Black Magician Mr Kump, the country descended into DIS-ORDER. This is the spell at work and they laugh about it because the mission is complete. Why do you think the police in London were on HORSES??? The four horsemen of the Apocalypse. I have laid this out in my previous work and can’t believe people haven’t hunted these two down yet, then again they are probably in hiding in some apocalypse bunker, ready for the war this June and the economic collapse. The IMF just announced ‘The Great Reset’ of the global economic lead by Prince Charles, the future King of England. CANT YOU SEE WHAT THEY HAVE DONE YET?!??? They are behind all of this, they are the right and left hand of Satan herself. Put on the whole armour of God when watching these two, we are witness to pure evil
@@MA1LUNE you going to be okay there champ?
direwolfmusic for real homies mental illness is showing
@@direwolfmusic I have seen the face of God. His embrace is eternal. Life is but a test and I am passing with flying colours. You on the other hand can neither sing or play guitar and will NEVER be Billy Ray Cyrus. You will never be one of us. We are the chosen, the descendants of Noah, crowned with thorns and crying with joy. I carry Yeshua's cross, I bathe in his blood, I have been baptised in the whitest light. The clouds part after rain fall and he bellows 'Thank You'. If you are Dire Wolf Music, I am Encouraging Lamb Silence. We are opposites, Light to Dark, Day to Night, Life to Death, Morn' to Eve, Lamb to Wolf, Hetero to Homo, Male to Female, Light to Dark.
I will be okay, you will die childless, vaccinated, in a one bedroom gulag apartment with your AI therapist teaching you Communitarian laws and values, with a VR headset, numb to reality. I will be bathed in the righteous blood of Christ. You will be following 'Tim Dillon' straight to hell.
ua-cam.com/video/fFo286PjhOo/v-deo.html
Need I more proof?
In a world gone crazy, I've waited all week for Timmy boy
You're a godsend Tim. Seriously one of the funniest podcasts on this site. subbing to the patreon asap 👍
Just when I begin to build hope, Dillon uploads and brings me down to Earth
I have friends that are counterfeit bills. Jesus Christ.
"I have friends that are rubber bullets," lost it, lmao!
The last five minutes were pure gold.
Vector of dieseas su dried tomato had me on floor my stomach hurts from laughing damn I needed that
Tim is so loud you can hear the mic housing vibrating. Tremendous
Bro you the GOAT .😂 Been listening for like a month now.
I hope to meet Tim some day. I used to inspect homes that were foreclosed/in foreclosure back in the day. I like to think he helped me during that point
I have to admit I love the Magic Spoon Cereal. I love the Fruit and chocolate flavors. I will try the cinnamon next which I already have and yes I used your code both times.
It feels like Tim can take any current situation (LI protest) and view it through his experiences, childhood, ect while walking the line of sharing just enough to keep it still funny, relevant and honest. And hello Ben.
"Power to the people" bit was hilarious.
The podcast should be called "THE YOU KNOW show,featuring Tim Dillion"
'We have adult acne..' oh my God, hilarious from start to finish
Tim Dillon is one of the funniest guys I've seen in a while. Glad I saw him on Rogan
The man drops the only podcast in town!!
thank you man
Timmy Tim Tim... just thinking back to the episodes in and around March, the count of the numbers of the sick and the dead. We’ve come far since then... I hope to be here listening in a few months which ever way this takes a turn.
Nothing happened. Fancy that
the mcdonalds i worked at did almost nothing if they caught you with counterfit money
they just asked for a real one
I used to use old Czech coins I had lying around cos they looked like a 2 euro coin, whenever I was caught by a teller we'd share a chuckle and get on with our lives
Channeling your inner Alex Jones @ the end there. Had me rolling 😂
Absolutely smashed the outro
Yes Tim, I know.
“You’re a vector of disease as well as a freedom fighter,” Tim!!! Brilliant. 🤣🤣😂😘🇨🇦❤️
Love your comedy. Last year 9 unarmed black men were killed by police, 5 of which were fighting with police, so that’s 4 murders. That’s horrible, but doesn’t equal a summer weekend in Chicago.
"fighting with the police"
I belive they mask it as resisting arrest.
You win the internet today Tim great stuff. I'm about to join your patron. Peace.
I'm here for the facts!
“I’m starting to think the lockdown was a mistake” 😂😂😂
The fact you always make me laugh you are a treasure sure!!!!!!!
Dude that ending was ethereal
Tim talks about cops 20 years ago. Let me tell you about cops 40 years ago. We threw a wine bottle through a cops windshield as he was passing in the opposite lane. Nobody went to jail, the car did not get impounded. We drove away.
“Even I want answers for Jeffrey Epstein’s death.” - Covid 19
Lmao 😂
This comment deserves way more likes
sweet relief ty tim
Damn it Tim I NEED MORE
The ending 'vest' rant was fabulous
This is the best comedy podcast in the world. (Period.)
Tim Dillon is so far ahead of everyone else. Slowly becoming a fucking legend. Nothing is funnier than this guy atm. He's so switched on too. I love him!
love those smooth transitions :'D
That description of social work / CPS is 100% true lolll
Tim would make a great radio host on a morning show back when clear channel radio was a big thing he's got the voice and the spunk for it!
Patron here. Massive fan. Would love a breakdown of the pod's' technical spec/gear/workflow. Maybe Ed can hook us up?