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  • Опубліковано 24 лип 2020
  • From an undisclosed location Tim reveals that he is now the number one podcaster in LA, congratulates the Sandmann on his victory, describes what kind of candidate he would vote for, and breaks down an award winning BBQ Sauce.
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  • @TimDillonShow
    @TimDillonShow  4 роки тому +122

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    • @busdrummer
      @busdrummer 4 роки тому +7

      Fucking love you bro

    • @CH-ml4rz
      @CH-ml4rz 4 роки тому +2

      SPOILER ALERT

    • @Chillzy
      @Chillzy 4 роки тому +8

      bonus episodes are worth it!
      get on the patreon you pigs.

    • @hustler3of4culture3
      @hustler3of4culture3 4 роки тому

      You should do an interview with Angie Speaks

    • @samus598
      @samus598 4 роки тому +1

      @@Chillzy Can I pay in truffles that I dig with my muzzle from the cold frozen northern dirt?

  • @absoluteMJ
    @absoluteMJ 4 роки тому +1022

    The Eric Cartman and Butters Stotch show

  • @fantomasfanto8469
    @fantomasfanto8469 4 роки тому +306

    “He asked me to borrow 300 dollars & I said no” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @crisisactor420
    @crisisactor420 4 роки тому +426

    TRAIN BY DAY, TIM DILLON PODCAST BY NIGHT! ALL DAY!!

  • @wrathofricky
    @wrathofricky 4 роки тому +175

    "I believe in abortion, extortion, all the ortions" 😂😂

  • @blenderguru
    @blenderguru 4 роки тому +415

    This is now the only comedy podcast worth listening to. Makes sense that it would be the biggest.

    • @twodoorsfewerwh0res553
      @twodoorsfewerwh0res553 4 роки тому +2

      Nah

    • @nicholasmaniccia1005
      @nicholasmaniccia1005 4 роки тому +13

      Holy shit, it's awesome seeing big channels from other fields support someone like Tim.

    • @unownnnn
      @unownnnn 4 роки тому +2

      Salute

    • @mukesh_bombay
      @mukesh_bombay 3 роки тому +1

      this past weekend is also great. listen to tim's guest appearance on that

    • @twodoorsfewerwh0res553
      @twodoorsfewerwh0res553 3 роки тому

      @@growinglifeorganic940 didn't you shit your pants in the 9th grade because you were too afraid to ask the teacher to use the bathroom?

  • @jordan_velasquez
    @jordan_velasquez 4 роки тому +303

    At this rate, Tim Dillon will turn Bohemian Grove into a stunning estate!

    • @fitnessfrank83
      @fitnessfrank83 4 роки тому +3

      Shut up and PUMp up

    • @moonlit6311
      @moonlit6311 4 роки тому +10

      God, I hope he records the podcast one day from Bohemian Grove.

    • @theleastbannedman
      @theleastbannedman 2 роки тому +4

      Tim would rather turn a stunning estate into Bohemian Grove lmao

  • @badik10
    @badik10 4 роки тому +90

    Tim is the therapist you never asked for but you always needed

    • @ethanellis465
      @ethanellis465 2 роки тому +1

      you accidently said "the" twice...

  • @TheRightHandedNeutrino
    @TheRightHandedNeutrino 4 роки тому +508

    "Joe Rogan can watch in Texas from his Trailer Park" - Tim Dillon folks, are you not entertained?

    • @DennisMoore664
      @DennisMoore664 4 роки тому +8

      That was freaking beautiful!

    • @JFox337
      @JFox337 4 роки тому +2

      That was ducking hilarious

    • @Free33World
      @Free33World 4 роки тому +11

      Such a diss in the most beautiful way. Its how your real friends bring you back down to earth. When they make you realize what you're complaining about is a non-issue.

  • @servant141
    @servant141 4 роки тому +118

    I don't hate people. I just feel better when they aren't around.

    • @jordanmercier3616
      @jordanmercier3616 4 роки тому +2

      @skankhunt42 frighting - /fright • ing/ -
      Adjective :
      Displaying or engaging in violence out of fear.
      "David John Shafer was caught frighting Skankhunt42 after Skankhunt42 made a comment about his hairline and then David ate his whole family for dinner."

    • @sb-jw7hd
      @sb-jw7hd 4 роки тому +3

      @skankhunt42 So rude.

    • @brentfilmore
      @brentfilmore 4 роки тому +5

      Bukowski

    • @nicholasmaniccia1005
      @nicholasmaniccia1005 4 роки тому

      @skankhunt42 your acting like he has the hairline of Namor the Sub-Mariner, that's just a regular receding hairline, it happens to dudes.

    • @evanabbott2737
      @evanabbott2737 3 роки тому +1

      Me too, especially these days....fuggetaboutit!!😂👍

  • @fabiolopez7079
    @fabiolopez7079 4 роки тому +70

    i need Tim Dillon on the radio while I'm speeding running over pedestrians on GTA V.

    • @olat1809
      @olat1809 2 роки тому +1

      Bet he’ll be on GTA 6

  • @HungGarEarthBender
    @HungGarEarthBender 4 роки тому +144

    Tim Dillon is the G.O.A.T. Life in the big city means nothing without him.

    • @joevines3428
      @joevines3428 4 роки тому +1

      Your right.

    • @Crizzy2swaqq
      @Crizzy2swaqq 4 роки тому +1

      Joe Vines cmon I shouldn’t have to explain that’s the wrong your it’s 2200

    • @HungGarEarthBender
      @HungGarEarthBender 4 роки тому

      c. Rob are you a time traveler?

    • @ronaldk563
      @ronaldk563 4 роки тому

      Tim is a Goatman. Half man half goat. Life in the big city.

    • @astralnight3493
      @astralnight3493 4 роки тому

      @@ronaldk563 Amen

  • @alexb8560
    @alexb8560 4 роки тому +72

    Tim Dillion did NOT kill himself

    • @randyross5630
      @randyross5630 4 роки тому +2

      Yes he did, one Fried Chicken at a Time!

    • @fitnessfrank83
      @fitnessfrank83 4 роки тому

      @@randyross5630 pumpin that as a post workout meal

    • @capealio
      @capealio 4 роки тому +1

      This is dark

  • @sauceguy19
    @sauceguy19 4 роки тому +79

    ben’s hiding cigarettes in those rolled-up sleeves

    • @Eblis840
      @Eblis840 4 роки тому +16

      Ben is in a off Broadway production of Grease Lightning.

  • @UnknownUnknown-bx2lc
    @UnknownUnknown-bx2lc 4 роки тому +74

    That's actually Tim's cape covering the back wall

    • @blammo8208
      @blammo8208 4 роки тому +1

      HERE HERE!!!

    • @robmorgan1214
      @robmorgan1214 4 роки тому +1

      Nope it's too small...way to small.
      So this one time...i made a fat joke. I hope he likes it!

  • @WitzyZed
    @WitzyZed 4 роки тому +406

    i am one of 30 - 50 million listeners. these are factual statistics.

    • @castello544
      @castello544 4 роки тому +5

      Just the facts mam

    • @WitzyZed
      @WitzyZed 4 роки тому +11

      ach nix I stand corrected. I was too busy bingeing steak fries and chugging Open Pit BBQ Sauce ™️.

    •  4 роки тому +5

      @@WitzyZed thats what im here for

    • @blammo8208
      @blammo8208 4 роки тому

      No bro im the 51millionth you tWaT

    • @blammo8208
      @blammo8208 4 роки тому

      WOAH WOAH WOAH ALL OF YOU NEED TO RELAX AND TAKE A SMALL BREAK TO TRY MAGIC SPOON!!!!!! ALSO SOME FLOAT TANKS, ONIIT BRAND AS WELL AS ELK MEAT SUPPLEMENTS ETC YOU MORONS!! #POWERFULTDS *EDITED TO GET THE HASHTAG RIGHT. LOS ANGELES #POWERFULTDS taking over JRE

  • @riledmouse4677
    @riledmouse4677 2 роки тому +75

    He’s becoming like an essential amino acid to my mental health. Without this vital supplement, I don’t know how I’d survive.

  • @fernandoviacava4796
    @fernandoviacava4796 4 роки тому +224

    Why does Ben hit his vape like Tim will stab him if he sees any smoke

    • @thetavibes9021
      @thetavibes9021 4 роки тому +32

      My guess would be that he's trying to be polite regarding temptation, since Tim probably quit smoking.

    • @lukasevans9246
      @lukasevans9246 4 роки тому +2

      Actually lmfao

    • @trumpstantrum498
      @trumpstantrum498 4 роки тому +3

      Seriously, Ben should take a real pull off that thing and enjoy.

    • @3DomSculpts
      @3DomSculpts 4 роки тому +14

      Because he will.

    • @zachcunningham5660
      @zachcunningham5660 4 роки тому +7

      The "Jamie" to Tim Dillon

  • @mohnjayer
    @mohnjayer 4 роки тому +129

    Just got back from looting a Trader Joe’s in Portland. Happy to be eating my organic jerk spice plantain chips while listening to the best podcast on this awful, awful planet.

  • @natehutchinson5586
    @natehutchinson5586 4 роки тому +117

    Not only does Tim have the biggest podcast now he has had the biggest podcast for over 65 years. Johnny Carson himself famously envied him

    • @ladeacarr4245
      @ladeacarr4245 2 роки тому

      steven seagal trained tim 47 years ago on podcasting

  • @extrasmalldoll654
    @extrasmalldoll654 4 роки тому +255

    I believe everything Tim says.

  • @kingzion3032
    @kingzion3032 4 роки тому +108

    This show is proudly sponsored by Ralph Lauren XL black T-Shirts division.

    • @apatterson619
      @apatterson619 4 роки тому +23

      XXXL

    • @bocadamata1583
      @bocadamata1583 4 роки тому +1

      Seriously, the last few months haven't been kind to him. He will be Ralphie May in less than a year.

    • @rosephjosenbaum7130
      @rosephjosenbaum7130 4 роки тому +1

      XL?

    • @rosephjosenbaum7130
      @rosephjosenbaum7130 4 роки тому +1

      Boca da Mata Ralphie may was 500+ Tim looks to be high 200s or around 300, not healthy sure but nowhere near Ralphie May.

  • @codydickson5508
    @codydickson5508 3 роки тому +11

    I remember listening to Rush Limbaugh in my moms car my whole childhood. Tim's cadence and style of talking hits that imprinted spot in my 🧠. It's relaxing like listening to a meditation tape with "spring rain" and "ocean tide", but for someone who grew up with strict rightwing parents from the midwest.

  • @draggingthischain
    @draggingthischain 4 роки тому +394

    Tim Dillion Show is higher quality entertainment compared to JRE

    • @moonlit6311
      @moonlit6311 4 роки тому +3

      Yes!!

    • @PlayNiceFolks
      @PlayNiceFolks 4 роки тому +13

      Not really. JRE covers a wider range of topics, has a ton of diverse guests, and Joe is more interesting than Tim Dillon.

    • @paulwhetstone0473
      @paulwhetstone0473 4 роки тому +35

      Jaron Talotta But Tim is a lot funnier.

    • @BEDCORN
      @BEDCORN 4 роки тому +34

      Jaron Talotta joe can be boring, tim is rarely ever boring

    • @Sprite_525
      @Sprite_525 4 роки тому +18

      I look at JRE like SNL. They started the ball rolling in their area, but I don’t think of them as amazingly funny anymore

  • @yeseniaarias2493
    @yeseniaarias2493 4 роки тому +412

    Joe rogan wishes he was this funny. No offense to joe, I love his show sm. But fr

    • @redalertwagers
      @redalertwagers 4 роки тому +5

      Interesting

    • @Guitarded
      @Guitarded 4 роки тому +15

      joe is a suck up to all his guests. he's sheeit.

    • @yeseniaarias2493
      @yeseniaarias2493 4 роки тому +52

      Guitarded ah he’s just respectful. It’s called making your guests feel comfortable

    • @hx5061
      @hx5061 4 роки тому +20

      Dude everyone wishes they were this funny. Tim's literally sex on ecstacy. Other com pods just don't do the trick. Theo von honestly cracks me up sometimes though

    • @blammo8208
      @blammo8208 4 роки тому +10

      Uhhhmmm Joe aint tryna be funny. just trying to interview and hopefully enlighten. Yes, #POWERFUL TDS is more funny. But its apples to oranges your way toots

  • @kirabarsmith9353
    @kirabarsmith9353 4 роки тому +36

    The "We Are The World" part made me snort from laughing so hard, Tim is a comedy genius.

  • @jg2408
    @jg2408 4 роки тому +187

    As a Rothschild I highly appreciate the rants where you berate the people who aren't a Patreon member.

    • @djordan22
      @djordan22 4 роки тому +13

      I joined patreon just to find out it’s audio only. God damnit Tim, I’m stealing ur jewels

    • @drsherman5533
      @drsherman5533 4 роки тому +6

      is it worth it?

    • @matthewtilly6513
      @matthewtilly6513 4 роки тому +11

      Dr Sherman yes

    • @jealouslosers1471
      @jealouslosers1471 4 роки тому +7

      @@drsherman5533 its worth it cuz you're supporting a cool guy

    • @jg2408
      @jg2408 4 роки тому +12

      @@drsherman5533 All jokes aside, yes, completely. If you dont mind audio only, it's beyond worth it. A couple hundred episodes and several very interesting guests, especially the Franklin Scandal/Who Took Johnny guests. 5 bucks is a fucking steal. 20 bucks is a deal

  • @BobbyBlancoGaming
    @BobbyBlancoGaming 4 роки тому +75

    Joe “Tim Dillon is better then me” Rogan

  •  4 роки тому +37

    This camera set up is what i needed.... look into my eyes baby 😬 the assistant is so cute ☻

    • @CH-ml4rz
      @CH-ml4rz 4 роки тому +3

      I like this better too tbh

    • @BostonBlues
      @BostonBlues 4 роки тому +1

      Ben is an androgynous AI producer

    • @yoroto9341
      @yoroto9341 4 роки тому +5

      Only took a year... but He’s already ahead of Rogan for the most watched podcast in history and he now has a nicer camera. Man... Timbo gonna be hosting UFC Fights before Covid-19 phase 18

    • @theotherkangaroo
      @theotherkangaroo 4 роки тому

      Ben has dimples 😍

  • @BlueprintsForHeadaches
    @BlueprintsForHeadaches 4 роки тому +26

    Man there’s no way I could sit next to Tim Dillon like his producer that long without dying from laughter 💀

  • @shmoo1000
    @shmoo1000 4 роки тому +55

    Appreciate the modesty here Tim. Joe is clearly trying dodge the embarrassment

  • @micah8864
    @micah8864 4 роки тому +71

    commenting simply for the algorithm to support my king of low cost high quality jewels.

  • @Dannutts
    @Dannutts 4 роки тому +34

    Tim's too big for LA! Burn it all down!

    • @susie7336
      @susie7336 4 роки тому +5

      It’s a knife fight!

    • @blammo8208
      @blammo8208 4 роки тому

      @@susie7336 but all we got is Dill Dough's!

  • @KKtheDonahem
    @KKtheDonahem 4 роки тому +53

    POWERFUL new camera angle

  • @davidisrael9799
    @davidisrael9799 4 роки тому +26

    Tim Dillon is a genius

  • @Tomdawg89
    @Tomdawg89 4 роки тому +21

    Tim Dillon's co-host is wearing his t-shirt like he's Jimmy Dean over there. Beauty.

    • @mrj4990
      @mrj4990 4 роки тому

      looks like he’s gained some weight in the face which means this podcast is EATIN

    • @fitnessfrank83
      @fitnessfrank83 4 роки тому

      @@mrj4990 lookioks like someone neeeds a PUunMp

    • @Tomdawg89
      @Tomdawg89 4 роки тому +1

      @@mrj4990 $$$

  • @AA-dm9xz
    @AA-dm9xz 4 роки тому +13

    We must protect this man at all costs

  • @PlayNiceFolks
    @PlayNiceFolks 4 роки тому +22

    I fell asleep listening to this, and no lie, woke up as Tim was preaching in a Church that was serving KFC. He was calling everyone fat and miserable.

  • @talibanchristian
    @talibanchristian 4 роки тому +73

    Used to listen to Joe Rogan until I found Superior podcaster Tim dillon.

    • @jameswieczorek4239
      @jameswieczorek4239 4 роки тому +13

      I stopped after Tim’s last guest appearance on JRE. Rogan was a fucking asshole to Tim

    • @moonlit6311
      @moonlit6311 4 роки тому +1

      @@jameswieczorek4239 I did the same.

    • @TheNumberTwelve
      @TheNumberTwelve 4 роки тому

      I stopped last year. Way too long and repetitive. He’s going to go hardcore right wing soon, it’s getting obvious he’s being sucked in that direction. Best to jump ship now

    • @grayson0916
      @grayson0916 4 роки тому

      TheNumberTwelve what’s weird is recently it’s been seeming like Tim is Becoming less and less left wing

    • @grayson0916
      @grayson0916 3 роки тому +1

      TacoBellCrunchWrapOfficial leftist and liberal aren’t similar

  • @knunyabeasewhacks8744
    @knunyabeasewhacks8744 4 роки тому +16

    Aren't you the guys who where "whacking it" behind my tool shed?

  • @mikelac2
    @mikelac2 4 роки тому +18

    Tim is one of the best funny talkers I've ever heard, he could be better than Burr at just talking

  • @benlarson8015
    @benlarson8015 4 роки тому +99

    I laughed more in this episode of the podcast than I have in all of Joe Rogan's podcasts combined

    • @roymakescomics
      @roymakescomics 4 роки тому +4

      That describes every episode of Tim's show lol. It's sooo much better.

    • @nicholasmaniccia1005
      @nicholasmaniccia1005 4 роки тому +1

      Idk the one where he had Michelle Phelps-Roper was hilarious... He recently had nuero scientist on and that was knee slapper.
      Try comparing it to YMH, Joe Rogan is just dude Oprah, which Tim Dillion is not trying to be. Maybe conspiracy theory Oprah.

    • @v00doozz82
      @v00doozz82 3 роки тому +2

      They’re two completely different beasts. Holy shit some of you people are something else.

    • @mandomann8411
      @mandomann8411 3 роки тому +1

      Who's that?

    • @argee531
      @argee531 3 роки тому

      Watch the latest bill burr on JRE.

  • @Fluffyblowfish
    @Fluffyblowfish 4 роки тому +29

    Can anyone imagine Tim when he was partaking in the cocaine?

    • @gazicj
      @gazicj 4 роки тому +1

      quieter than a seal in summer. utterly predictable

    • @physical_graffiti8671
      @physical_graffiti8671 4 роки тому +1

      It's usually the quiet introverted people that go off on the coke from what I've seen lol

  • @ether725
    @ether725 4 роки тому +41

    " Life in the big city. " - Dennis

    • @blammo8208
      @blammo8208 4 роки тому +1

      he said pig city

    • @matthewtilly6513
      @matthewtilly6513 4 роки тому +2

      “There’s an n-word in the woodpile” - Dennis

    • @jordanmercier3616
      @jordanmercier3616 4 роки тому

      @@matthewtilly6513 lmao, I had a mental wrestling match trying to figure that one out, never did...

  • @karib5747
    @karib5747 4 роки тому +6

    Ben uncontrollably laughing is just about the best part of Timmy's videos.

  • @lifeunhindered
    @lifeunhindered 4 роки тому +17

    “When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, it’s the Cuomo’s” 🎼

  • @kRonicss
    @kRonicss 4 роки тому +38

    Ben’s onlyfans coming soon?

  • @claudioortiz5830
    @claudioortiz5830 4 роки тому +5

    That's the camera angle we wanted man. Thank you.

  • @rt0035
    @rt0035 4 роки тому +6

    I actually like this camera setup a lot more than the usual one. Closeup/ flat angle is better for this format

  • @itrida
    @itrida 4 роки тому +22

    I feel so validated. Another LI kid that grew up on Bob Grant and Rush. Shaped me up to the liberal lesbian I am.

    • @bwasgt
      @bwasgt 4 роки тому

      Liberal lesbians don’t come from LI

    • @itrida
      @itrida 4 роки тому +4

      Brandon Wasgatt you must be right because my fave lunch sandwich is a foot long Italian hero.

    • @someonewhodoesstuffandthin3715
      @someonewhodoesstuffandthin3715 4 роки тому +2

      Damn. They say your vibe attracts your tribe. I had no idea my vibe was LI liberal lesbians.

  • @TheMykr0
    @TheMykr0 4 роки тому +13

    Tim Dillon is my new guru

  • @davidsilver2888
    @davidsilver2888 3 роки тому +6

    “When theeeee moon hits your eyes like a big pizza pie it’s the cuomossss”😂😂😂

  • @buttersstotch8259
    @buttersstotch8259 2 роки тому +6

    " He asked me to barrow 300 dollars last week, and I said no " 😂😂😂

  • @JHamilton791
    @JHamilton791 4 роки тому +7

    When you were describing the sandwich, you reached into what is left of my soul, Tim.

  • @matthewsnyder674
    @matthewsnyder674 4 роки тому +7

    That's a hair part worthy of the golden era of radio broadcasting, not to mention a guest appearance on Boy Meets World. The 1990's don't know what they missed without Tim Dillon.

  • @stewiegriffin5112
    @stewiegriffin5112 4 роки тому +1

    All week long after work and all the stress,tim makes Sunday's like therapy tbh.
    Awesome as always.

  • @URAWESOME94
    @URAWESOME94 4 роки тому +2

    It is about time this gem of a show starts to get the followers it deserves. Tim has made my stomach hurt from laughter ever since finding him as a guest of Bertcast

  • @Chillzy
    @Chillzy 4 роки тому +8

    YES!
    Just subscribed to the Patreon, it's so awesome!

  • @taylorroth2258
    @taylorroth2258 4 роки тому +5

    I don't know anyone who slays like this for hours on end. Bravo

  • @davidlaguna3161
    @davidlaguna3161 4 роки тому +1

    I look forward to this every Sunday, thanks Tim!!

  • @chrisom4699
    @chrisom4699 4 роки тому +12

    Tim Dillon is my favourite entertainer in the World!! Much love, from Australia!!

  • @rosharma7443
    @rosharma7443 4 роки тому +15

    You've been the best podcaster in the world for several months now, stop being modest.

  • @raoulduke7208
    @raoulduke7208 4 роки тому +74

    Tim needs a food channel. He describes food in a way that makes vegans wanna eat animals.

    • @grayson0916
      @grayson0916 4 роки тому +7

      He describes food in a way that makes me want to eat vegans

    • @John-xz9ur
      @John-xz9ur 4 роки тому

      You think he's ever read Jim Harrison?

    • @hurrifanc.3434
      @hurrifanc.3434 4 роки тому +1

      When he said it tastes like a refrigerator i lost my shit....the accuracy is impecable!!

    • @razormazor6947
      @razormazor6947 4 роки тому +1

      Being a vegan, I can testify to the truth of this statement.

    • @razormazor6947
      @razormazor6947 4 роки тому

      @skankhunt42 Thankyou, I need all the prayers I can get :D

  • @crunchycrails1436
    @crunchycrails1436 4 роки тому +38

    Ultimate Sponsor: Ben’s Ninja Turtle Only Fans account

  • @Marie-tf8ug
    @Marie-tf8ug 4 роки тому +3

    His assistant laughing makes his rants 100x better. Brilliant choice to show him on camera

    • @daysjours
      @daysjours 3 роки тому +1

      I love Ben. He makes the show so much more funny.

  • @zentient1117
    @zentient1117 4 роки тому +14

    What a stunning estate.
    Set looks good!

    • @jebjed3998
      @jebjed3998 4 роки тому +2

      He doesn't need flashy sets like the rest he is the main attraction

    • @zentient1117
      @zentient1117 4 роки тому +2

      @@jebjed3998 Truth!

  • @gabrielloyola1
    @gabrielloyola1 4 роки тому +33

    I bet Joe was 1 of the 4 who disliked this video.

  • @SmedleyButlerIII
    @SmedleyButlerIII 4 роки тому +7

    I finally figured out this coin shortage thing. I was at the grocery store earlier, and ALL registers (self checkout & cashier lines) said "Card Only, No cash". I asked which line is doing cash..they said "None we are all card. Corporate is having us do this cause of the coin shortage"
    So it dawns on me...
    The road to a Cashless Society, is through a "Shortage of Coins" 🤫

  • @karljonson3287
    @karljonson3287 4 роки тому +3

    Love ben's laughter. He's so whimsical

  • @j.p.7670
    @j.p.7670 4 роки тому +6

    Tim's the funniest comic I've heard in ages.

  • @nicholascarson2554
    @nicholascarson2554 4 роки тому +2

    Finally! I have been waiting for this all day!

  • @bquick94
    @bquick94 4 роки тому +2

    I've listened to this whole thing twice already

  • @fawwazshah
    @fawwazshah 4 роки тому +6

    “I believe in abortion, extortion...all the ortions” literally spit my water out 😂

  • @mikejr187
    @mikejr187 4 роки тому +4

    Tim I swear, when you were doing the accents, I couldn't freaking breathe bro!

  • @matthewlewallen7849
    @matthewlewallen7849 4 роки тому

    Love you Tim thanks for blessing us

  • @johnschool
    @johnschool 4 роки тому +2

    every ep is better and better

  • @carlosmembreno7831
    @carlosmembreno7831 4 роки тому +5

    I love how Ben already starts smiling as Tim starts talking about Joe Rogan

  • @golfcourseguy3398
    @golfcourseguy3398 4 роки тому +4

    Episode 2/10. Just like my birthday. Already so pumped for this episode.

  • @RajaRickin
    @RajaRickin 2 роки тому +1

    Tim's advertising promos are better than most podcasts main material

  • @stevew2192
    @stevew2192 4 роки тому

    Came here from Theos pod. I am not disappointed! Can see why your the best podcaster in LA. Cant wait to add you to my weekly rotation.

  • @makemeaherosandwhich3800
    @makemeaherosandwhich3800 4 роки тому +5

    I have to start off by saying, that I was born and raised in Bronx New York. Not cardi B Bronx. But on the border of Yonkers Bronx. A nice little neighborhood with a huge Cemetery called Woodlawn. You during this pandemic and your little sidekick with the glasses that keeps on hitting his Vape, have made my evening morning midday mid-morning every single thing worth living during this pandemic. I have not laughed so hard in my life except for when I was riding a public city train or bus in New York City. Thank you so much for the "upmph"in my day during this depression. There's not enough marijuana in the world to deal with four little Gremlins.You during this climate change. Thank you again so much. I love you all so much. And I bet that you will totally make me your secret partner if you met me in person. You know keeping up with the Joneses.!?Again thank you aka PLEASE FUCKING HELP ME,I THINK THE KIDS ARE PLOTTING MY FUCKING DEMISE.

  • @Conzore
    @Conzore 4 роки тому +4

    new camera quality and angle looks better than real life

  • @SGFTI
    @SGFTI 4 роки тому +2

    I'm glad to have contributed to you being the most successful podcaster in LA.
    I'm the one who talked Rogan into moving to Texas.

  • @guitarnutbolinuli5788
    @guitarnutbolinuli5788 4 роки тому +1

    I start every Sunday with a few laughs, thanks Tim.

  • @SuperHoneyOil
    @SuperHoneyOil 4 роки тому +26

    I mean Tim is clearing almost 50K monthly on Patreon. Must feel good to be king.

    • @quantum7690
      @quantum7690 4 роки тому +3

      43k$

    • @BostonBlues
      @BostonBlues 4 роки тому +1

      Almost time to buy a stunning estate

    • @djordan22
      @djordan22 4 роки тому +2

      When I joined and saw that, i let out an audible ‘no fuckin way’ to my empty bedroom

    • @jasonsimmons4319
      @jasonsimmons4319 4 роки тому +3

      50k? Jesus so hes making almost 2/3 of a million in a year from patreon ALONE.

    • @blammo8208
      @blammo8208 4 роки тому

      Yes I heard Patreon used to hold the Royal Throne. Hear Hear!

  • @Jayyy667
    @Jayyy667 4 роки тому +11

    It's been a long time since a "comedian" made me crack up and actually laugh out loud constantly. I forgot I could laugh like that.

  • @scumbag8755
    @scumbag8755 4 роки тому +2

    The Covington kids bit rocked. Nice to see Tim is back on blow again.

  • @cullidge
    @cullidge 4 роки тому +1

    I like the new camera angle/setup. Nice

  • @juiceboxleal6254
    @juiceboxleal6254 4 роки тому +6

    The jamaican irish native American 🤣🤣

  • @onthemoney7260
    @onthemoney7260 4 роки тому +12

    Omfg the antifa flash mob, meatball and Michelle bit had me crying

  • @DanDannyDanielleBob
    @DanDannyDanielleBob 4 роки тому +3

    @The Tim Dillon Show is everything that the internet is supposed to be

  • @AnnaMishel
    @AnnaMishel 3 роки тому

    I love your rants.

  • @johnnycomelately9400
    @johnnycomelately9400 4 роки тому +16

    Shout out to all my Ordinary Cannibals in the big city!

  • @justinclewis86
    @justinclewis86 4 роки тому +11

    Tim is so goddamn funny, I will sit through these ad reads instead of skipping them, just so he can get that little extra money.

  • @prullzz
    @prullzz 2 роки тому +2

    this is a hot one, tim dillon is one of the few that is 90%+ comedy all the time on podcastsss

  • @blammo8208
    @blammo8208 4 роки тому

    Brother man you are a genius, or at the very least hilarious...off the charts.... too smart. You're really helping to see the world the way it really is... an interpreter of the times

  • @kathykelly5930
    @kathykelly5930 4 роки тому +4

    The IFR of Covid right now,(Infection Fatality Rate) is just a little higher than Swine Flu, .26 to Swine's .2 according to the CDC's own estimates. We shut down the world for Swine Flu. Its no mystery, this was about getting Trump out, had to crash the economy.

  • @Wearenotwell
    @Wearenotwell 4 роки тому +6

    The Fauci sketch sounds hilarious

  • @johnortiz9201
    @johnortiz9201 2 роки тому +1

    Had to revisit this classic.

  • @beerexpert1057
    @beerexpert1057 4 роки тому

    I saw allot of commercials for Express VPN but this one was the best. Tim is a commercial genius, more brands should reach out to him. I almost got that VPN.