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Such a diss in the most beautiful way. Its how your real friends bring you back down to earth. When they make you realize what you're complaining about is a non-issue.
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@skankhunt42 frighting - /fright • ing/ - Adjective : Displaying or engaging in violence out of fear. "David John Shafer was caught frighting Skankhunt42 after Skankhunt42 made a comment about his hairline and then David ate his whole family for dinner."
Just got back from looting a Trader Joe’s in Portland. Happy to be eating my organic jerk spice plantain chips while listening to the best podcast on this awful, awful planet.
Dude everyone wishes they were this funny. Tim's literally sex on ecstacy. Other com pods just don't do the trick. Theo von honestly cracks me up sometimes though
Uhhhmmm Joe aint tryna be funny. just trying to interview and hopefully enlighten. Yes, #POWERFUL TDS is more funny. But its apples to oranges your way toots
I remember listening to Rush Limbaugh in my moms car my whole childhood. Tim's cadence and style of talking hits that imprinted spot in my 🧠. It's relaxing like listening to a meditation tape with "spring rain" and "ocean tide", but for someone who grew up with strict rightwing parents from the midwest.
@@drsherman5533 All jokes aside, yes, completely. If you dont mind audio only, it's beyond worth it. A couple hundred episodes and several very interesting guests, especially the Franklin Scandal/Who Took Johnny guests. 5 bucks is a fucking steal. 20 bucks is a deal
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This camera set up is what i needed.... look into my eyes baby 😬 the assistant is so cute ☻
Only took a year... but He’s already ahead of Rogan for the most watched podcast in history and he now has a nicer camera. Man... Timbo gonna be hosting UFC Fights before Covid-19 phase 18
Idk the one where he had Michelle Phelps-Roper was hilarious... He recently had nuero scientist on and that was knee slapper. Try comparing it to YMH, Joe Rogan is just dude Oprah, which Tim Dillion is not trying to be. Maybe conspiracy theory Oprah.
53:03-KEEPS AD The funniest ad he has ever fucking done and he is the king of ads!!! “If I lost my hair, I don’t even wanna say what I would do” lmao 🤣🤣🤣
I stopped last year. Way too long and repetitive. He’s going to go hardcore right wing soon, it’s getting obvious he’s being sucked in that direction. Best to jump ship now
It is about time this gem of a show starts to get the followers it deserves. Tim has made my stomach hurt from laughter ever since finding him as a guest of Bertcast
That's a hair part worthy of the golden era of radio broadcasting, not to mention a guest appearance on Boy Meets World. The 1990's don't know what they missed without Tim Dillon.
Holy shit, don't get me wrong, the whole episode was great, but that closing monologue basically from 1:00:00 on were Rembrandt strokes. FUCK! Crying laughing
I finally figured out this coin shortage thing. I was at the grocery store earlier, and ALL registers (self checkout & cashier lines) said "Card Only, No cash". I asked which line is doing cash..they said "None we are all card. Corporate is having us do this cause of the coin shortage" So it dawns on me... The road to a Cashless Society, is through a "Shortage of Coins" 🤫
@@djordan22 I mean I remember when he was just a substitute host for Louis J Gomex's RAP. He went from GAS digital to half a million a year in just podcast revenue. Its because its quality, and value. Free podcast every week, its wild.
I have to start off by saying, that I was born and raised in Bronx New York. Not cardi B Bronx. But on the border of Yonkers Bronx. A nice little neighborhood with a huge Cemetery called Woodlawn. You during this pandemic and your little sidekick with the glasses that keeps on hitting his Vape, have made my evening morning midday mid-morning every single thing worth living during this pandemic. I have not laughed so hard in my life except for when I was riding a public city train or bus in New York City. Thank you so much for the "upmph"in my day during this depression. There's not enough marijuana in the world to deal with four little Gremlins.You during this climate change. Thank you again so much. I love you all so much. And I bet that you will totally make me your secret partner if you met me in person. You know keeping up with the Joneses.!?Again thank you aka PLEASE FUCKING HELP ME,I THINK THE KIDS ARE PLOTTING MY FUCKING DEMISE.
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Fucking love you bro
SPOILER ALERT
bonus episodes are worth it!
get on the patreon you pigs.
You should do an interview with Angie Speaks
@@Chillzy Can I pay in truffles that I dig with my muzzle from the cold frozen northern dirt?
The Eric Cartman and Butters Stotch show
Oh shit, you’re right
Duuuude
Very accurate. Also why they are the best 2 characters. . .besides randy, obviously
Bruh
Let’s goooo
TRAIN BY DAY, TIM DILLON PODCAST BY NIGHT! ALL DAY!!
Sleep by day maybe
😂🤟🏽
Top notch reference 👌
Cocaine by day, Tim Dillon Podcast by night… ALL DAY!
This is now the only comedy podcast worth listening to. Makes sense that it would be the biggest.
Nah
Holy shit, it's awesome seeing big channels from other fields support someone like Tim.
Salute
this past weekend is also great. listen to tim's guest appearance on that
@@growinglifeorganic940 didn't you shit your pants in the 9th grade because you were too afraid to ask the teacher to use the bathroom?
“He asked me to borrow 300 dollars & I said no” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
"Joe Rogan can watch in Texas from his Trailer Park" - Tim Dillon folks, are you not entertained?
That was freaking beautiful!
That was ducking hilarious
Such a diss in the most beautiful way. Its how your real friends bring you back down to earth. When they make you realize what you're complaining about is a non-issue.
"I believe in abortion, extortion, all the ortions" 😂😂
At this rate, Tim Dillon will turn Bohemian Grove into a stunning estate!
Shut up and PUMp up
God, I hope he records the podcast one day from Bohemian Grove.
Tim would rather turn a stunning estate into Bohemian Grove lmao
Tim is the therapist you never asked for but you always needed
you accidently said "the" twice...
Tim Dillon is the G.O.A.T. Life in the big city means nothing without him.
Your right.
Joe Vines cmon I shouldn’t have to explain that’s the wrong your it’s 2200
c. Rob are you a time traveler?
Tim is a Goatman. Half man half goat. Life in the big city.
@@ronaldk563 Amen
He’s becoming like an essential amino acid to my mental health. Without this vital supplement, I don’t know how I’d survive.
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Seriously, the last few months haven't been kind to him. He will be Ralphie May in less than a year.
XL?
Boca da Mata Ralphie may was 500+ Tim looks to be high 200s or around 300, not healthy sure but nowhere near Ralphie May.
i am one of 30 - 50 million listeners. these are factual statistics.
Just the facts mam
ach nix I stand corrected. I was too busy bingeing steak fries and chugging Open Pit BBQ Sauce ™️.
@@WitzyZed thats what im here for
No bro im the 51millionth you tWaT
WOAH WOAH WOAH ALL OF YOU NEED TO RELAX AND TAKE A SMALL BREAK TO TRY MAGIC SPOON!!!!!! ALSO SOME FLOAT TANKS, ONIIT BRAND AS WELL AS ELK MEAT SUPPLEMENTS ETC YOU MORONS!! #POWERFULTDS *EDITED TO GET THE HASHTAG RIGHT. LOS ANGELES #POWERFULTDS taking over JRE
I don't hate people. I just feel better when they aren't around.
@skankhunt42 frighting - /fright • ing/ -
Adjective :
Displaying or engaging in violence out of fear.
"David John Shafer was caught frighting Skankhunt42 after Skankhunt42 made a comment about his hairline and then David ate his whole family for dinner."
@skankhunt42 So rude.
Bukowski
@skankhunt42 your acting like he has the hairline of Namor the Sub-Mariner, that's just a regular receding hairline, it happens to dudes.
Me too, especially these days....fuggetaboutit!!😂👍
Just got back from looting a Trader Joe’s in Portland. Happy to be eating my organic jerk spice plantain chips while listening to the best podcast on this awful, awful planet.
Not only does Tim have the biggest podcast now he has had the biggest podcast for over 65 years. Johnny Carson himself famously envied him
steven seagal trained tim 47 years ago on podcasting
i need Tim Dillon on the radio while I'm speeding running over pedestrians on GTA V.
Bet he’ll be on GTA 6
Joe rogan wishes he was this funny. No offense to joe, I love his show sm. But fr
Interesting
joe is a suck up to all his guests. he's sheeit.
Guitarded ah he’s just respectful. It’s called making your guests feel comfortable
Dude everyone wishes they were this funny. Tim's literally sex on ecstacy. Other com pods just don't do the trick. Theo von honestly cracks me up sometimes though
Uhhhmmm Joe aint tryna be funny. just trying to interview and hopefully enlighten. Yes, #POWERFUL TDS is more funny. But its apples to oranges your way toots
The "We Are The World" part made me snort from laughing so hard, Tim is a comedy genius.
I believe everything Tim says.
good you should
Youre not funny
luck zuck cringe
“I believe in abortion, extortion and all the ortions.” Tim Dillon
The word of.. GOD
I remember listening to Rush Limbaugh in my moms car my whole childhood. Tim's cadence and style of talking hits that imprinted spot in my 🧠. It's relaxing like listening to a meditation tape with "spring rain" and "ocean tide", but for someone who grew up with strict rightwing parents from the midwest.
ben’s hiding cigarettes in those rolled-up sleeves
Ben is in a off Broadway production of Grease Lightning.
That's actually Tim's cape covering the back wall
HERE HERE!!!
Nope it's too small...way to small.
So this one time...i made a fat joke. I hope he likes it!
Appreciate the modesty here Tim. Joe is clearly trying dodge the embarrassment
As a Rothschild I highly appreciate the rants where you berate the people who aren't a Patreon member.
I joined patreon just to find out it’s audio only. God damnit Tim, I’m stealing ur jewels
is it worth it?
Dr Sherman yes
@@drsherman5533 its worth it cuz you're supporting a cool guy
@@drsherman5533 All jokes aside, yes, completely. If you dont mind audio only, it's beyond worth it. A couple hundred episodes and several very interesting guests, especially the Franklin Scandal/Who Took Johnny guests. 5 bucks is a fucking steal. 20 bucks is a deal
This camera set up is what i needed.... look into my eyes baby 😬 the assistant is so cute ☻
I like this better too tbh
Ben is an androgynous AI producer
Only took a year... but He’s already ahead of Rogan for the most watched podcast in history and he now has a nicer camera. Man... Timbo gonna be hosting UFC Fights before Covid-19 phase 18
Ben has dimples 😍
Why does Ben hit his vape like Tim will stab him if he sees any smoke
My guess would be that he's trying to be polite regarding temptation, since Tim probably quit smoking.
Actually lmfao
Seriously, Ben should take a real pull off that thing and enjoy.
Because he will.
The "Jamie" to Tim Dillon
commenting simply for the algorithm to support my king of low cost high quality jewels.
We beseech you goddess of engagement analytics.
gang gang
Poop
Gang
Hahaha. Well done! I do the same on all the videos
Tim Dillion did NOT kill himself
Yes he did, one Fried Chicken at a Time!
@@randyross5630 pumpin that as a post workout meal
This is dark
Tim Dillion Show is higher quality entertainment compared to JRE
Yes!!
Not really. JRE covers a wider range of topics, has a ton of diverse guests, and Joe is more interesting than Tim Dillon.
Jaron Talotta But Tim is a lot funnier.
Jaron Talotta joe can be boring, tim is rarely ever boring
I look at JRE like SNL. They started the ball rolling in their area, but I don’t think of them as amazingly funny anymore
Man there’s no way I could sit next to Tim Dillon like his producer that long without dying from laughter 💀
I laughed more in this episode of the podcast than I have in all of Joe Rogan's podcasts combined
That describes every episode of Tim's show lol. It's sooo much better.
Idk the one where he had Michelle Phelps-Roper was hilarious... He recently had nuero scientist on and that was knee slapper.
Try comparing it to YMH, Joe Rogan is just dude Oprah, which Tim Dillion is not trying to be. Maybe conspiracy theory Oprah.
They’re two completely different beasts. Holy shit some of you people are something else.
Who's that?
Watch the latest bill burr on JRE.
Ben uncontrollably laughing is just about the best part of Timmy's videos.
Tim Dillon's co-host is wearing his t-shirt like he's Jimmy Dean over there. Beauty.
looks like he’s gained some weight in the face which means this podcast is EATIN
@@mrj4990 lookioks like someone neeeds a PUunMp
@@mrj4990 $$$
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The funniest ad he has ever fucking done and he is the king of ads!!! “If I lost my hair, I don’t even wanna say what I would do” lmao 🤣🤣🤣
Joe “Tim Dillon is better then me” Rogan
Tim Dillon is my favourite entertainer in the World!! Much love, from Australia!!
POWERFUL new camera angle
POWERFUL TDS
“When theeeee moon hits your eyes like a big pizza pie it’s the cuomossss”😂😂😂
Truly the best keeps ad read of all time
Tim is one of the best funny talkers I've ever heard, he could be better than Burr at just talking
Could be? He’s far better
Used to listen to Joe Rogan until I found Superior podcaster Tim dillon.
I stopped after Tim’s last guest appearance on JRE. Rogan was a fucking asshole to Tim
@@jameswieczorek4239 I did the same.
I stopped last year. Way too long and repetitive. He’s going to go hardcore right wing soon, it’s getting obvious he’s being sucked in that direction. Best to jump ship now
TheNumberTwelve what’s weird is recently it’s been seeming like Tim is Becoming less and less left wing
TacoBellCrunchWrapOfficial leftist and liberal aren’t similar
I actually like this camera setup a lot more than the usual one. Closeup/ flat angle is better for this format
We must protect this man at all costs
Tim Dillon is a genius
YES!
Just subscribed to the Patreon, it's so awesome!
I fell asleep listening to this, and no lie, woke up as Tim was preaching in a Church that was serving KFC. He was calling everyone fat and miserable.
Aren't you the guys who where "whacking it" behind my tool shed?
What a stunning estate.
Set looks good!
He doesn't need flashy sets like the rest he is the main attraction
@@jebjed3998 Truth!
It is about time this gem of a show starts to get the followers it deserves. Tim has made my stomach hurt from laughter ever since finding him as a guest of Bertcast
Tim needs a food channel. He describes food in a way that makes vegans wanna eat animals.
He describes food in a way that makes me want to eat vegans
You think he's ever read Jim Harrison?
When he said it tastes like a refrigerator i lost my shit....the accuracy is impecable!!
Being a vegan, I can testify to the truth of this statement.
@skankhunt42 Thankyou, I need all the prayers I can get :D
When you were describing the sandwich, you reached into what is left of my soul, Tim.
" Life in the big city. " - Dennis
he said pig city
“There’s an n-word in the woodpile” - Dennis
@@matthewtilly6513 lmao, I had a mental wrestling match trying to figure that one out, never did...
All week long after work and all the stress,tim makes Sunday's like therapy tbh.
Awesome as always.
Tim's too big for LA! Burn it all down!
It’s a knife fight!
@@susie7336 but all we got is Dill Dough's!
His assistant laughing makes his rants 100x better. Brilliant choice to show him on camera
I love Ben. He makes the show so much more funny.
I don't know anyone who slays like this for hours on end. Bravo
Tim I swear, when you were doing the accents, I couldn't freaking breathe bro!
That's the camera angle we wanted man. Thank you.
That's a hair part worthy of the golden era of radio broadcasting, not to mention a guest appearance on Boy Meets World. The 1990's don't know what they missed without Tim Dillon.
Tim Dillon is my new guru
this is a hot one, tim dillon is one of the few that is 90%+ comedy all the time on podcastsss
" He asked me to barrow 300 dollars last week, and I said no " 😂😂😂
Can anyone imagine Tim when he was partaking in the cocaine?
quieter than a seal in summer. utterly predictable
It's usually the quiet introverted people that go off on the coke from what I've seen lol
You've been the best podcaster in the world for several months now, stop being modest.
It's been a long time since a "comedian" made me crack up and actually laugh out loud constantly. I forgot I could laugh like that.
“When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, it’s the Cuomo’s” 🎼
“I’m Italian”
Tim is so goddamn funny, I will sit through these ad reads instead of skipping them, just so he can get that little extra money.
Tim's the funniest comic I've heard in ages.
Love ben's laughter. He's so whimsical
Ben’s onlyfans coming soon?
Holy shit, don't get me wrong, the whole episode was great, but that closing monologue basically from 1:00:00 on were Rembrandt strokes. FUCK! Crying laughing
Awesome throwback shout out to Art Bell! I grew up on all that too, takes me back. What about loveline with dr drew? Lol
I’m still listening to loveline. God bless UA-cam
I'm glad to have contributed to you being the most successful podcaster in LA.
I'm the one who talked Rogan into moving to Texas.
Episode 2/10. Just like my birthday. Already so pumped for this episode.
Hey me too!
I look forward to this every Sunday, thanks Tim!!
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Finally! I have been waiting for this all day!
I feel so validated. Another LI kid that grew up on Bob Grant and Rush. Shaped me up to the liberal lesbian I am.
Liberal lesbians don’t come from LI
Brandon Wasgatt you must be right because my fave lunch sandwich is a foot long Italian hero.
Damn. They say your vibe attracts your tribe. I had no idea my vibe was LI liberal lesbians.
Came here from Theos pod. I am not disappointed! Can see why your the best podcaster in LA. Cant wait to add you to my weekly rotation.
I love how Ben already starts smiling as Tim starts talking about Joe Rogan
The most profound analogy to our political system I’ve heard in a while: 1:12:44. Timmy is a genius.
“I believe in abortion, extortion...all the ortions” literally spit my water out 😂
I finally figured out this coin shortage thing. I was at the grocery store earlier, and ALL registers (self checkout & cashier lines) said "Card Only, No cash". I asked which line is doing cash..they said "None we are all card. Corporate is having us do this cause of the coin shortage"
So it dawns on me...
The road to a Cashless Society, is through a "Shortage of Coins" 🤫
It's total bullshit
Just came back because this older Tim Dillon really can't be beat.. 🎉
I mean Tim is clearing almost 50K monthly on Patreon. Must feel good to be king.
43k$
Almost time to buy a stunning estate
When I joined and saw that, i let out an audible ‘no fuckin way’ to my empty bedroom
Yes I heard Patreon used to hold the Royal Throne. Hear Hear!
@@djordan22 I mean I remember when he was just a substitute host for Louis J Gomex's RAP. He went from GAS digital to half a million a year in just podcast revenue. Its because its quality, and value. Free podcast every week, its wild.
I love your rants.
Not even 10 minutes in and im giggling in tears and my dogs have run away
" life in the big city "
I've listened to this whole thing twice already
I have to start off by saying, that I was born and raised in Bronx New York. Not cardi B Bronx. But on the border of Yonkers Bronx. A nice little neighborhood with a huge Cemetery called Woodlawn. You during this pandemic and your little sidekick with the glasses that keeps on hitting his Vape, have made my evening morning midday mid-morning every single thing worth living during this pandemic. I have not laughed so hard in my life except for when I was riding a public city train or bus in New York City. Thank you so much for the "upmph"in my day during this depression. There's not enough marijuana in the world to deal with four little Gremlins.You during this climate change. Thank you again so much. I love you all so much. And I bet that you will totally make me your secret partner if you met me in person. You know keeping up with the Joneses.!?Again thank you aka PLEASE FUCKING HELP ME,I THINK THE KIDS ARE PLOTTING MY FUCKING DEMISE.
Ben laughing through these podcasts make them so much funnier. I think Tim feeds off it. Great podcast!
You're on your way to be a Carlin. You make me laugh so hard my sides feel like bursting. Only Carlin did that for me .
@56:43 They would be crying in Riyadh Saudi Arabia when they heard what I did if I lost my hair. 😂😂😂😂😂
I bet Joe was 1 of the 4 who disliked this video.
I saw allot of commercials for Express VPN but this one was the best. Tim is a commercial genius, more brands should reach out to him. I almost got that VPN.
new camera quality and angle looks better than real life
The Sabastian Maniscalco impression made me spit out my water! LOL "you wanna learn how to make ravioli?!"
Shout out to all my Ordinary Cannibals in the big city!
That was the greatest 5 min rant of all time 😂 "it's the Coumos"
Do it LIVE with Superchats. You'd make a bunch of money Tim
It sucked last time