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  • @TimDillonShow
    @TimDillonShow  4 роки тому +85

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    • @Jbgro
      @Jbgro 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/QLi6ZrFp6vQ/v-deo.html

    • @Jbgro
      @Jbgro 4 роки тому

      Be sure to watch that

    • @wolfyeverywhere
      @wolfyeverywhere 4 роки тому +3

      What happen to magic spoon :)

    • @thelifeaquatica
      @thelifeaquatica 4 роки тому

      Where can we find the big booth episode?

    • @liquidevidence4482
      @liquidevidence4482 4 роки тому +1

      I bought a ridge wallet and now one of my parents respect me. Thanks Tim!!!

  • @joachimlubbe5399
    @joachimlubbe5399 4 роки тому +917

    This guy....got better bits than most comics and he's just riffing....

    • @knightrider693
      @knightrider693 4 роки тому +75

      100% his shit's getting me thru this quarantine. I watched all em twice now lol

    • @ragnarlsonIII
      @ragnarlsonIII 4 роки тому +9

      @@knightrider693 fer shurr, b.

    • @DavidWayneComedy
      @DavidWayneComedy 4 роки тому +38

      He's that good at stand up it comes off as riffing, but trust me, these thoughts haunt him in his sleep, and he needs to tell/yell at strangers about them.

    • @couchman-sw6jy
      @couchman-sw6jy 4 роки тому +9

      David Wayne Hes one of the few standups that have a podcast and have actually funny stand up comedy too.

    • @JesusHComedy
      @JesusHComedy 4 роки тому +13

      First Podcast comedian that is funnier in podcasts than in Standup

  • @davidchop6764
    @davidchop6764 4 роки тому +171

    Literally can’t get enough of this dude how isn’t he the biggest comic in the world.

    • @amiracleone2803
      @amiracleone2803 3 роки тому +11

      Because life sucks and is full of sellouts. Art imitates life so Art Sucks and is full of sellouts. Now you know and knowing is half the battle.

    • @nurpiet
      @nurpiet 3 роки тому +2

      Because most people don't have any common sense or taste in their body

    • @thedogs3467
      @thedogs3467 2 роки тому +5

      Well because this isn’t stand up comedy. This is podcasting. He’s new special wasn’t even good enough to release in whole. They are just doing clips. He’s the goat comic podcaster. But stand up is a different game

    • @amiracleone2803
      @amiracleone2803 Рік тому

      @@lisamari941 yeah you know that?

    • @denhamjeanz8038
      @denhamjeanz8038 11 місяців тому

      He's one of the biggest...in terms of circumference

  • @paulyskudder8071
    @paulyskudder8071 4 роки тому +444

    Much like Rudolph, Tim's red nose will lead us through the fog of this virus.

  • @TheCrippledDonkey
    @TheCrippledDonkey 4 роки тому +297

    "Politics is just sports for people that are older"

    • @achumarevolution
      @achumarevolution 4 роки тому +24

      "Politics is show biz for ugly people"

    • @karljonson3287
      @karljonson3287 4 роки тому +8

      For people who don't like any sport also.

    • @PlayNiceFolks
      @PlayNiceFolks 4 роки тому

      @@karljonson3287 you're just an old soul brohiem

    • @PlayNiceFolks
      @PlayNiceFolks 4 роки тому

      @@karljonson3287 also. You do like a sport. There is no way that none of them enter into the category of "I like this"

    • @PlayNiceFolks
      @PlayNiceFolks 4 роки тому

      @@achumarevolution Shemp Howard of Three Stooges fame had a manager/publicist whom created a "Shemp=ugliest man in Hollywood" as a way to get better reputation. True story

  • @pt2hays
    @pt2hays 4 роки тому +275

    TIM DILLON- Most People are Animals..
    EVERYONE- NODS IN Agreement.

    • @troyr1210
      @troyr1210 4 роки тому +2

      You're an animal

    • @peypey7365
      @peypey7365 3 роки тому

      @@troyr1210 No you.

    • @TrollHiddenCave
      @TrollHiddenCave 3 роки тому +3

      We literally are all animals we think that just because we're kind of smart and we have hands were no longer animals
      No we're still animals

    • @HangedMunchkinTruther
      @HangedMunchkinTruther 9 місяців тому

      E

  • @coach3155
    @coach3155 4 роки тому +54

    "I thought being a domestic abuser was a fixed personality" tim with the hitters as usual

  • @ironmountain7907
    @ironmountain7907 4 роки тому +59

    Tim, you are the light at the end of the tunnel for me, your dark humor is awe-inspiring. So glad I discovered you off the JRE podcast lols!

  • @ajc4132
    @ajc4132 4 роки тому +51

    This man is the example of the thin line between a genius and a madman ... and I want more of him RIGHT freekin NOW

  • @toms3142
    @toms3142 4 роки тому +138

    The real midnight gospel

    • @coluccifresh
      @coluccifresh 21 день тому

      Do not even mention such low comics in the presents of our excellency

  • @damienmarshall7247
    @damienmarshall7247 4 роки тому +104

    I thought tonight was a bust... until i got this alert... thanks Mr. Dillon.

    • @DeShawnaldTrump
      @DeShawnaldTrump 4 роки тому +7

      You mean Dr. Dillon. He’s a virologist

    • @skinnypat_
      @skinnypat_ 4 роки тому +2

      Tim dillion will go down in HISTORY!

    • @damienmarshall7247
      @damienmarshall7247 4 роки тому +1

      @@skinnypat_ As the worlds most entertaining immunologist.

    • @damienmarshall7247
      @damienmarshall7247 4 роки тому

      @Django Fett yes... yes, it was. 🥜

    • @NycDelivers
      @NycDelivers 4 роки тому +1

      @Bill Rodgers weeeed maannn

  • @skinnypat_
    @skinnypat_ 4 роки тому +89

    Who ever disliked this video was the guy with corona ordering a poki bowl

    • @keanurodriguez9232
      @keanurodriguez9232 4 роки тому +1

      Skinny P all 65 of dem order poke bowls from door dash

  • @StangsFoLife
    @StangsFoLife 4 роки тому +93

    The Homeless Guy Graduation Speech Rant should be put in a time capsule

  • @FloridaManRevolt
    @FloridaManRevolt 4 роки тому +115

    Here comes Tim Dillon with the facts.

  • @mihailo4897
    @mihailo4897 4 роки тому +54

    Im not even from America, and this dude is killing it

    • @RichardRatner.1972
      @RichardRatner.1972 4 роки тому +2

      Agreed! I'm from the U.K & I'm recently a big fan, stay safe kind regards Richard

  • @blakethomas2352
    @blakethomas2352 4 роки тому +75

    Earlier tonight Soder said Tim is like a union boss that gained too much power and I can’t stop thinking about how that is a perfect description

    • @giddyserious7489
      @giddyserious7489 4 роки тому +5

      Lol..Where did he say that?

    • @fuckyoutube2326
      @fuckyoutube2326 2 роки тому +6

      I love when they were getting ice cream and Dan was helping Tim with sprinkles, and Tim told him to be careful.
      “Oh I know, to you these are like diamonds.” -Dan Soder on Tim Dillon and sprinkles lmao

  • @DeShawnaldTrump
    @DeShawnaldTrump 4 роки тому +147

    Tim looks like he could be the commercial spokesperson for Ford Motor Company.

    • @ITJustMeKG
      @ITJustMeKG 4 роки тому +6

      Oldsmobile...

    • @absentstars474
      @absentstars474 4 роки тому +14

      Mobility scooters

    • @buddymoore6504
      @buddymoore6504 4 роки тому +3

      If that spokesman was selling the all new ford Festiva

    • @jmtas4
      @jmtas4 4 роки тому +3

      Or a bottle of Brendan Schowb's Big Brown Whiskey

    • @brencelt
      @brencelt 4 роки тому

      @@jmtas4 or his CBD goop,or black rifle bullshit coffee he doesn't drink

  • @BrooklynTalent
    @BrooklynTalent 4 роки тому +16

    I love when Tim butchers words and makes them better
    @15:11 “Neandrathal”

  • @jackryan239
    @jackryan239 4 роки тому +33

    Im so glad you did the "Hero" rant!!!

    • @paulcarmi8130
      @paulcarmi8130 4 роки тому +3

      I work at a gas station and people thank me for it now... Feels fake... Because it is

  • @djsnider
    @djsnider 4 роки тому +13

    The Tim Dillon Show is straight up exactly how podcasts should be! His stream of consciousness is so perfect, and hilarious. I always want more! Thanks Mr. Dillon!

    • @bobbybush1750
      @bobbybush1750 4 роки тому

      I wouldn't exactly call it straight

  • @DrewBelt
    @DrewBelt 4 роки тому +223

    Someone call Rogan in to fact check everything said on this podcast.

    • @narcoskeptic
      @narcoskeptic 4 роки тому +32

      He'll just start crying about how great a guy Bill Gates is

    • @vimenyavsezaebali
      @vimenyavsezaebali 4 роки тому +2

      🤣

    • @kingheart9555
      @kingheart9555 4 роки тому +7

      This aged well after watching Alex Jones interview Rogan on “b a n n e d (dot) v i d e o. Sorry had to type the site name like that or commie tube would shadow ban the comment. It’s a really good show too. It was hilarious and they got high as a kite and drank a whole bottle of whiskey. Joe was in rare form, but at one point he literally defended bill gates

  • @matthewsnyder674
    @matthewsnyder674 4 роки тому +8

    Been thinking a lot, of late, about that speech the Joker gives a hospitalized Harvey in Dark Knight. That people are only as good as the world allows them to be. Kind of like Josh Homme realizing "No One Knows" before he hit 30, I'm simultaneously awe-struck, and a little wary, of people who possess that level of insight.

  • @mjc8556
    @mjc8556 4 роки тому +50

    "You are a pre-existing condition" is this generation's "You are traffic"

  • @narcoskeptic
    @narcoskeptic 4 роки тому +108

    Tims nose is redpilling us instead of him

  • @regularnormal
    @regularnormal 4 роки тому +23

    'The indispensable role of tv in the fabric of people's lives' is maybe the most horrific phrase i've heard

  • @kimariseverly6065
    @kimariseverly6065 4 роки тому +40

    Tim Dillon needs to be protected at all costs. It’s rare when someone pops into existence and is THIS funny. He’s a natural belly-turner 🤣😂 I can’t breathe from laughing so damn much.

    • @amiracleone2803
      @amiracleone2803 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah protect him from milkshakes and big macs before he kills himself.

    • @D34D22
      @D34D22 3 роки тому

      @@amiracleone2803 😂😂😂bruh

  • @raghul2k
    @raghul2k 4 роки тому +3

    What I really really like about Tim's podcast is the sidekick guy. I watch him laugh and I replay what Tim says. He gives his laugh out only when tim says something deservingly funny. And that's the best part of the podcast. Keep it going man!

  • @ProfessorImbakeXBoomshaka
    @ProfessorImbakeXBoomshaka 4 роки тому +82

    Someday I'm going to be rich enough to go on human hunting safaris with Bill Gates & Mark Zuckerberg

  • @kennymcfadyen5095
    @kennymcfadyen5095 4 роки тому +60

    We need 2 podcasts a week Tim

    • @lewa9575
      @lewa9575 4 роки тому +18

      Patreon

    • @yegorzakharov8514
      @yegorzakharov8514 3 роки тому +1

      @@lewa9575 then make it three 😂

    • @marcusdonahue7124
      @marcusdonahue7124 3 роки тому +1

      In this economy? Why don't we just buy the NFT, and then we'll see about extra episodes in the next quarter.

  • @earthling6430
    @earthling6430 4 роки тому +49

    "We have people in Burkas and gay icons on the wall." - Tim Dillon 2020

    • @Krash845
      @Krash845 4 роки тому

      Earthling that's a restaurant I would eat at

  • @btnhfool
    @btnhfool 4 роки тому +3

    55:23 the greatest rant ive heard in days

  • @johnlongoria8091
    @johnlongoria8091 4 роки тому +39

    Some people call me a "Hero" I'll prefer to say "essential"

    • @Stbuster31
      @Stbuster31 4 роки тому

      I prefer to say people who were given gag orders

  • @crisnoria3757
    @crisnoria3757 2 роки тому +3

    Tim Dillon....you have become top 10 in my books in less than a week. A damn killer.

  • @CGJ703
    @CGJ703 4 роки тому +26

    Has Tim ever talked about how he got sober? His style seems to comfort me so maybe his advice about sobriety could help

    • @andrewlaco1776
      @andrewlaco1776 4 роки тому +5

      You're just one phone call away from getting right brother.

    • @jwolff1991
      @jwolff1991 4 роки тому +9

      He's definitely talked about sobriety, rehab, and his experiences on either side of those two things. Just from memory, check out the episodes "The Florida Project" and "Brownie Boat." They're both on youtube

    • @CGJ703
      @CGJ703 4 роки тому +6

      Thanks guys

    • @WitzyZed
      @WitzyZed 4 роки тому +5

      Prof C His 1st episode on the Honeydew (audio only) talked about it, too. He was on a jury for a murder trial & that’s where he turned it around.

    • @Sarry-Banders999
      @Sarry-Banders999 4 роки тому

      just drink coffee

  • @rickkroening5282
    @rickkroening5282 4 роки тому +11

    Been waiting all day!!

  • @ma8652
    @ma8652 4 роки тому +33

    Sneaky edit at 5:02, what are you hiding from us Tim. Has Hillary got you?

  • @III-vg4dp
    @III-vg4dp 4 роки тому +2

    Best part of the week let alone weekend. The real truth and reason, which is naturally combined with the real and best comedy. He doesn't have to pander to others here unlike other collaborations.

  • @liampipe7712
    @liampipe7712 4 роки тому +5

    Cheesecake line just killed me!!

  • @kappasmurf1084
    @kappasmurf1084 4 роки тому +5

    Well it's official: This is the best podcast out right now.

  • @anon667
    @anon667 4 роки тому +2

    Tim easily has one of the most entertaining and funny podcasts in the world, keep it up man. Legend 👏

  • @natpolkabunny
    @natpolkabunny 4 роки тому +3

    Dude this is the only podcast where I laugh out loud more times than I can count

  • @CameronForbes
    @CameronForbes 4 роки тому +4

    Thanks for that commencement speech Tim, just graduated, glad I got to hear the truth

  • @tekClown
    @tekClown 4 роки тому +6

    Thank you Doctor Dillon for your service.

  • @magourn
    @magourn 4 роки тому +4

    Tim Dillon is one of my favorite comic!

  • @Obarkc
    @Obarkc 2 роки тому +37

    I miss this chemistry between Tim and Ben. It's a shame that they split

    • @mrperson2804
      @mrperson2804 11 днів тому +1

      Might be the Tim D show but it was a two man show at its core. He needs a straight man (no pun intended) now it’s just him screaming at a camera for an hour.

  • @mikkeloverballe103
    @mikkeloverballe103 4 роки тому +3

    Thank you for keep on keeping on Tim!
    Big fan from Denmark!

  • @paulfroelich1024
    @paulfroelich1024 4 роки тому +11

    25 people have no appreciation for a perfectly set stone.

  • @extrahumble
    @extrahumble 4 роки тому +1

    He's incredible, I haven't stopped listening for months honestly

  • @JennaTills902
    @JennaTills902 4 роки тому +6

    I woke people up laughing at that sign off. Thanks Tim.

  • @kelligify
    @kelligify 4 роки тому +2

    I love it when the producer guy tries not to get hysterical 🤣❤️

  • @scottp.548
    @scottp.548 4 роки тому +13

    Tim, you're not the comedian we want, but you're one we deserve.

  • @dinopanteloukas6868
    @dinopanteloukas6868 4 роки тому +2

    I just found Tim. He’s comedic gold! Absolutely hysterical.

  • @lizbrauer3374
    @lizbrauer3374 4 роки тому +4

    thank you for giving me a break from my depression

  • @nolansyers
    @nolansyers 3 роки тому

    That was the best/only commencement speech I've ever heard. I'm ready for the world now.

  • @MilahanPhilosophersCorner
    @MilahanPhilosophersCorner 4 роки тому +9

    Tim 🔥

  • @andalus20
    @andalus20 4 роки тому +1

    New subscriber. Will be one of my new favourite pods. Great show one of my favourite people

  • @uncrownedoak7777
    @uncrownedoak7777 4 роки тому +4

    How awesome would it be to have a comedian rant at you every week

  • @DamnWow
    @DamnWow 4 роки тому +13

    Tim Dillon: The greatest philosopher of our time

  • @haidenmorgan
    @haidenmorgan 4 роки тому +1

    I can't wait to see a great masterpiece of his some day cuz this guy is just so naturally funny as hell

  • @PinkPantherPunk
    @PinkPantherPunk 4 роки тому +5

    the point Tim makes about artists and 400 different kinds of cheese cake is so true xD

  • @butragenjo007
    @butragenjo007 3 роки тому

    Man, his bits on brownshirts, heroes, rock formations etc were brewing in my mind for a long time. I need a friend like this to confirm my biases

  • @holyhallie
    @holyhallie 4 роки тому +10

    I got shot, but luckily the bullet was deflected by my wallet. Thanks Ridge Wallet :)

  • @stephanien9152
    @stephanien9152 4 роки тому +3

    Crying laughing. Thank you Tim! 🙌

  • @DaRabbiit
    @DaRabbiit 4 роки тому +3

    Tim "The God" Dillon 😂😂 dude is hands down the best comic right now

  • @jacoblindsay5460
    @jacoblindsay5460 2 роки тому +3

    Tim is the best when he’s alone with Ben!!!!!

  • @cathypaz3555
    @cathypaz3555 4 роки тому +3

    Fishing with Dynamite is one my fav restos in MB. Best Oysters Ever!!

  • @jarrettrice7260
    @jarrettrice7260 4 роки тому +2

    "I'm gonna give money to Candace Owens soon"....man, I fell out 35:55

  • @silasashe4158
    @silasashe4158 4 роки тому +2

    I knew Tim would come with the quality quarantine material

  • @frozennostril
    @frozennostril 4 роки тому +3

    Oh God, I'm 20 minutes in and the 'fixed personality trait' stuff has me in stitches

  • @thejquinn
    @thejquinn 4 роки тому +2

    Tim you are truly COVID-19 because it is hard for me to breathe with how hard i'm laughing

  • @LOVERGEIST777
    @LOVERGEIST777 Рік тому

    TIM YOU ARE MY HERO!

  • @makeascene1587
    @makeascene1587 4 роки тому +3

    The ‘zillion’ part had my crying.

  • @puddintaine4556
    @puddintaine4556 4 роки тому +9

    I need to have a *SIT DOWN* MEAL!

    • @TrollHiddenCave
      @TrollHiddenCave 3 роки тому +1

      No you must stay on the small trampoline while eating!!! Jump JuMp JUMP!!!! AWHA MWHAHAHA

  • @bpater12
    @bpater12 4 роки тому +2

    This man is a national treasure, he must be protected at all costs

  • @alexanderkareh6832
    @alexanderkareh6832 2 роки тому +1

    That homeless man bit is all-time goated

  • @mikesmith406
    @mikesmith406 4 роки тому +5

    You can tell tim loves New York...moves to Calafornia goes to Manhattan beach....

  • @arispolemidas4840
    @arispolemidas4840 4 роки тому +1

    Joined the channel when it was 15K glad to see it grow

  • @timmcgrawsmustache4343
    @timmcgrawsmustache4343 4 роки тому +5

    Every line is hilarious

  • @mondeezul
    @mondeezul 4 роки тому +3

    Such a great episode as always 🔥🔥🔥

  • @tl7338
    @tl7338 4 роки тому +22

    Yeah, give me the fine. I'm not walking across a street twice for anyone.

    • @jayyb1832
      @jayyb1832 4 роки тому +5

      Facts. I would cough once in his directions and walk away. What's he gonna do ?

    • @tl7338
      @tl7338 4 роки тому

      @Saul Gewddman ok.

    • @Sarry-Banders999
      @Sarry-Banders999 4 роки тому +4

      Saul Gewddman found the cop

  • @hannooni
    @hannooni 4 роки тому +6

    Fun saudi show: La Yekthar - has english subtitles.

  • @adamzaki6232
    @adamzaki6232 4 роки тому +6

    These need to quadruple in length so I can finally quit Rogan and come here full time

  • @amreamer761
    @amreamer761 4 роки тому +5

    Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely!

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile 4 роки тому

      If you want to measure someone's character or see who they are give them power, 💲💲💲.

  • @millivanilli155
    @millivanilli155 4 роки тому +1

    Thrown made of fast food wrappers 🤣😂🤣GOLD!

  • @christiaannel5504
    @christiaannel5504 4 роки тому +1

    Tim Dillon; Black Pill Extraordinaire

  • @qwerty722
    @qwerty722 4 роки тому +1

    36:25 "TeebVee" 😜🙃🤣🚬👍
    Does anyone know if Master P or Romero have any thoughts on remasvidir?

  • @Existential_Dread
    @Existential_Dread 4 роки тому +7

    Did anyone get their Delivery package recently? Oh? I’m not a god damned hero package handler!

  • @kathleenhodges6949
    @kathleenhodges6949 4 роки тому

    Best podcast. Hands down. It's a comedy special every week.

  • @Drew__Films
    @Drew__Films 4 роки тому +5

    "I look like a healthy teenager" Let me help you with that Dillon.
    "I look like a teenager" There I fixed it.

  • @skinnypat_
    @skinnypat_ 4 роки тому +22

    Tim dillion will go down in HISTORY..imma tell my kids he was donald trump😂

  • @johnrobertson421
    @johnrobertson421 4 роки тому +14

    "Suicide goes up, I like that"

  • @AE-td1hy
    @AE-td1hy 4 роки тому

    "Everyone one in my family tries to destroy me, at every moment" I felt that lol

  • @michaelnavoichick1356
    @michaelnavoichick1356 4 роки тому +2

    Tim with another banger

  • @ericgregg230
    @ericgregg230 4 роки тому +3

    It's the summer of having a friend... hahhahah love it

  • @DeadsupraEE3
    @DeadsupraEE3 4 роки тому +3

    man its scary how accurate he is...

  • @axiom.ai.obviousbattletank7139
    @axiom.ai.obviousbattletank7139 4 роки тому

    When Tim breaks..😂😂😂.. i love this guy!

  • @billfenner5990
    @billfenner5990 4 роки тому +1

    I was at the supermarket bakery section last month, so about 2 weeks after the lockdown started, and I overhead a customer saying to one of the staff who was loading bread loaves onto a shelf: "Thank you so much for what you're doing for us. You guys are so courageous." I looked at the guy with his hands full of bread and he just half smiles and goes, "Uh, thanks."

  • @MurdaIncorporated
    @MurdaIncorporated 4 роки тому +1

    Tim Dillon is the funniest man online right now

  • @mattgrele6318
    @mattgrele6318 4 роки тому +5

    Heroin dealers are still serving, they are essential

  • @2r0phy
    @2r0phy 4 роки тому +6

    Tim "I look like a healthy teenager" Dillon