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I'M GONNA TELL YOU THIS AGAIN. You have to get in touch with Angie Speaks on you tube and LOW SOCIETY podcast. They are lefties, but they like you. They want to talk, maybe interview on either show.
I’ve got ten years experience teaching in south side Chicago, I’d leave my job right now to teach science in The Dillon Charter School Network. My curriculum units would include “MK Ultra & You” “Magic Bullets and the Bush Family” and “SSRIs for Dummies”, I will accept cash/jewels for grades.
@@Wandering_Chemist Cocaine was his true mistress during that decade, the pain pills were just an avenue for anesthesia-like sleep and to help forget about the 6 hour brutal banging you received from a Marriott Bell Boy.
This year has destroyed me, Tim here has picked me up so I can now proudly abandon my family and join the clique of drug addicts who hang out at the Dollar General in my uncle’s neighborhood. Life in the big city
Alright children, let's take a look at the last names of the individuals that didn't show up to work at the towers that day. Is there anything that stands out about these names?
@@PT-tv9my yay! hope ya like! i guess issues with andy might make more sense if you're already a stanhope fan:) they are sort of like the decadent dessert after the gourmet filet mignon and scotch of stanhope. Andy Andrist is another tortured comedy god and old friends of the 'Hope i was happy to learn our demi-Tim has them on his radar, and i hope likewise. Tim and Stanhope together might just make my brain explode--in a good way:())
Urban HS English teacher here. A lot of what you're saying is valid (and hilarious!), but what you're missing is that the truly good teachers are held back by school-site administrators, the district, and the state. They truly do know how to teach properly, but they don't get any support. The parents complain, and the principal threatens them and makes them change students' grades. The principals do this to keep their statistics healthy so that they can keep their 6-figure salaries. Even if the principals care, the superindentents are always breathing down their necks, and the principals *always* sacrifice you to defend their salaries.
"The good teachers stay silent about the bad one". My mother is a teacher and that's completely true. The best is when some of them refuse to be called teachers and insist on being called "educators".
This is still podcast that so many "educators" need to hear because it's only gotten worse since this was recorded. Where I live they are trying to go on strike! And you know what, the kids do deserve a good break from the bad ones, summer is never enough.
To be fair, for a pack of Marlboro Light's and a Beefeater Martini, he's the new CEO of syndicated Seth MacFarlane cartoons and the most abysmal original programming on Cable, slightly edging out TNT. I'll front the cigs to make it happen
@@jasoninthehood9726 TBS is better, but only because of brand recognition and absurd longevity in a saturated market. I'd personally rather watch scripted shows about fictitious Repossession companies, or even the frighteningly cruel mockery of comedians careers that never were, than one more fucking episode from season 1-4 of Family Guy. That shit should be banned under the Geneva Convention.
Been a listener since you've had 30k subscribers. I even remortgaged my home to buy your high cost low quality products. Now I'm fighting cats for scraps of rotten fancy feast and pimping out my girlfriend to acquire jewels by Podcaster Tim Dillon. It's a real knife fight out here, but that's life in the big city.
"Not only is the quality of the public school system horrendous, but its cost is extraordinary. America's public primary schools spent $5,246 per pupil on average during 1989.12 That is $130,000 for a classroom of 25 students.13 Furthermore this is above that of many private schools. Of the approximately $212 million spent on education through high school in 1989,14 only 40 percent went towards teachers' pay (West, 1983).15 Where did the other $100 billion plus go? Far too much goes to administrators and bureaucrats." - Andrew Young, Walter Block
I taught for almost 15 years. The administration building was the same size as one of our high schools (400 students on average).
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@@fadedcharacter8481 Yup administrators live high on the hog but that is nothing you should see all the goodies mayors, sheriffs, and DA's get in major metros. I went to an open meeting for a journalism class all my regions govt's participate in because it is a federal program. They're eating catered delivery gourmet sandwiches after their 15 min meeting that is open to the public by law but no one goes too. They were shocked I was there and didn't seem to want me there till I asked if this was an open meeting as by law and told them that I was a student journalist then all the sudden they were super gracious. Weird right? Then they sent me home with a bunch of free sandwiches since "we won't eat it all". Like wtf? The waste is astounding. The perks are obnoxious. Why do they get to eat on our dime? What fucking jobs feed you? That on top of the 6 figure salaries each of those fat balding bloated bodies collect for 15 min worth of fucking work. Holy shit we are so fucked.
That was 1989 Today, they spend $10,000 to $12,000 per child, per year. I've homeschooled my children for 10 years & including piano, weekly co-op classes, art classes, soccer, football, e.t.c.... I spend less than $1,200 per year, per kid. Some of their classes are taught by professionals, like when my 12 year old daughter wanted to learn CPR.
Hey Tim, I saw on JRE where you were talking about doing comedy on stage and there was nothing like it. I hope you know, it might not be the same fulfillment on your end doing comedy via podcast, but you literally put me in tears, if I was in a club I would be beside myself. I never got the chance to see you before the pandemic, I've become a diehard fan during this shitshow. You're my favorite comedian besides Patrice O'Neil which means I literally think you're the funniest person alive. I don't know if you'll read this, but you're fucking great and make every week better, and keep up the great work!
As a teacher who couldn’t take more than two years of teaching I wholeheartedly agree with you. Teaching is a dead profession it should all be online especially after elementary school. No student can pay attention in class after smart phones were invented.
man that closer was unbelievably deft. truly remarkable words that have deep truth to them. Thank you tim for riding the fine line between absurd comedy and real talk.
Left the podcast playing and went to have a shower. Come out of the shower to Tim screaming "the kids can't read out there" and it cracked me up so much. Tim is a genius!
He also calls Trump meatball so I'm not sure it's ethnic based. Trump is German so maybe he accidentally calls Trump meatball and instead should be Bratwurst?
As education spending has rapidly increased, the average intelligence at graduating has fallen. I'm 14yrs out of HS and the average classroom has over two per room and the scores are down and "medication" is up. They've turned it into a growing bureaucracy revolved around pushing college at all costs while pushing further social agendas. Sad and growing dystopian.
Thanks Tim. Life is kinda weird right now. Im waking up at 4 am in the morning everyday , not really knowing what to do. Thanks to your podcast , now i can feel a little less braindead. Cheers from SouthAmerica!
I was saying a similar thing just last week. I could see Tim eventually having a late late night tv show on Fox News in the future. Sort of like that old show Red Eye.
I’m black somali dude.,!.,!.,! And shed tears when I hear all the Ego’s leaving Cali, and YOU.,being.so awesome gets left behind. I’m with you in spirit straight out of Mogadishu!.,!.,! ⭐️⭐️⭐️
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Would you consider running for New York Governor Timmy D?
Yeah I'm fucking broke Tim! But keep those chubby cheeks moving and let that man gravy keep flowing.
I'M GONNA TELL YOU THIS AGAIN.
You have to get in touch with Angie Speaks on you tube and LOW SOCIETY podcast. They are lefties, but they like you. They want to talk, maybe interview on either show.
Yes and yes!!!
Tim looks like the 3rd oldest trump
I’ve got ten years experience teaching in south side Chicago, I’d leave my job right now to teach science in The Dillon Charter School Network. My curriculum units would include “MK Ultra & You” “Magic Bullets and the Bush Family” and “SSRIs for Dummies”, I will accept cash/jewels for grades.
you'll be in a brand new stunning estate in no time
Obvious troll. Theres no way south Chicago has schools.
You're a great teacher my friend
I was thinking of teaching a quiche cooking class. There's nothing quite like a nice baked quiche
I just took Real greaseball shit 101. Learned a lot!
All the dislikes are from school teachers on summer vacation.
Defund all schools
wE dOnT gEt tHe sUmMeR oFf!!!
All kidding aside, teachers in New Jersey have to return to work with a living will, pretty scary.
Yeah it’s suppose to be scary, all this is is just fearmongering, the only question is if your dumb enough to buy into it.
I figured it was his roommate's bot accounts.
I’d take out a student loan for “9/11: A Closer Look”
With Mr Dillon
Lol watch my video I added pictures to that clip
Same😂😂
Should be taught by Professor Alex Jones
Bahahahaha
Tim out here looking like Macaulay Culkin started selling subprime mortgages after Home Alone
*After Home Alone and a 10 year love affair with BBQ Chicken Pizza
@@astuteandy bbq chicken pizza and Micheal Jackson, The diet of only the finest blue collar crimbos
😱
Andy Spann more like after a 10 year love affair with pain pills 💊 💊 💊
@@Wandering_Chemist Cocaine was his true mistress during that decade, the pain pills were just an avenue for anesthesia-like sleep and to help forget about the 6 hour brutal banging you received from a Marriott Bell Boy.
This year has destroyed me, Tim here has picked me up so I can now proudly abandon my family and join the clique of drug addicts who hang out at the Dollar General in my uncle’s neighborhood. Life in the big city
Dont dew eht! makes everything worse..trust me ....I know 😔😀
Do some h, have a good time etc it's the end sooner or later. Life in the big city indeed.
Do enough drugs and that dollar general becomes a Stunning Estate
Which Dollar General? Asking for a friend.
lmao
Ben looks like a Russian professional chess player from the 80s.
Genuinely the funniest most on point comment ever. This deserves way more attention
Perfectly accurate comment.
Lol that’s true
Very specific 😂
And the Bass player from. All them Witches, honestly thought it was him at first
Ben, blink if your ankles are chained to the bottom of the table. We WILL find you!
We never will he uses a vpn 🤦♂️💁♂️😂
#FreeBen
@@briang9386
Yeah, wait till a joint operations force breaks the doors down in a shed on easter island only to find that it was a front.
The Q Anon folks will tunnel underground to free Ben
Ben, if you see this wear a yellow shirt next video.
Lol Tim’s ad reads are funnier than other comedians entire podcasts
Exactly. This and tiger belly i actually laugh at or at least entertaining.
Watch my new video with Tim dullob
Sam Tripolis are fire too
Especially the bluechew ones
Bill burr were...
9/11: A Closer Look. Yeah I needed that class Mr. Dillon
Where do i sign up
Alright children, let's take a look at the last names of the individuals that didn't show up to work at the towers that day. Is there anything that stands out about these names?
Tim looks like he took an entire rotisserie chicken to the dome and then used his hair as a napkin....
..but hey, that's just life in the big city.
Lmaoooo
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bro i just lost it lmao. This was great.
"the six women who listen to this show"
I feel seen, thanks Tim
I was the 6th like on this comment, now we’re all accounted for 😂
Wait... Women listen to this? Why?
@@jsp7218 Because he's funny, dummy.
Might as well have a chaser with A Keithing...?
Not sure what it says about us, but I look forward to this every week for a while now. Maybe we can meet up once the apocalypse really kicks off. ✌️
I need a "Yes or Yes" shirt ASAP
I have a shit saying "don't. " shout out to schitts creek. Gizzle didn't kill herself
Second this motion
Tim's gonna make one with a bullet hole in it to save you the effort.
You open the packaging it has the smell of tear gas.
i hate when girls check me out so this is going to make them scared, or horny, you never know
Ben frantically scrabbling to find the right info so Tim doesnt yell at him was intense.
He just needs to understand that’s it’s not a game 🙃 if anything he needs to vape more
How nervous is Ben when he's like, I can't find any that don't have the US as #1. 😂
Tim basically treats Ben publicly like everyone thinks joe treats Jamie off camera
Timestamp?
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A teacher here 👋 didn't realize I was going to get roasted today 😂😂😂 I consider it a privilege to be roasted by Tim!
Ellen used to beat me with a rolled up news paper if I she didnt like what I wore to a taping
Lucky she let you wear something...
newspaper? and taping? Boomer?
She made me donate to UNICEF :(
Good
I'm a teacher and I admit, it's pretty great making 60k for only 8 months of work, and only few hours each day at that. You'll never hear me complain.
No no he said pedo... nevermind 😏
Jp man 😅🤙
Thank you for being honest. Iam sure the fresh new young tail every year is a bonus, Right!
AK 4o hey guy, are you ok?
@@matthewlewallen7849 up for debate
Tim Dillon really out here solidifying himself as the funniest person on the planet.
Uploaded right on my birthday. Greatest gift I could've asked for.
Happy birthday 🎂🎆🎇🎆🎉🎊🎈🎈🎂🎁💐🎉🎉🎂🎉🎉🎂🎆🎉🎈🎁🎊🎂🎉🎉🎈🎁🎉🎂🎂🎉💐🎉🎁
Happy Birthday!
Better than Brendan Schaub jumping out of a birthday cake?
Happy birthday x
Thank y'all for the bday wishes💖
Not surprised Tim went to Trinity, the public school of Catholic schools.
😂ok that makes more sense now, did you go there too?
Jordan Escorcio no I went to a real Catholic school unfortunately
And he still didn’t get molested? What a loser.
@@WeAllWumbo lol
@@WeAllWumbo you went to Chaminade didn't you?
911 a closer look with Mr. Dillon. That’s a class I wanna sign up for right away.
I have TDS.
Tim Dependency Syndrome
Join his Patreon if you haven’t already
@@dogzer
I'm only a Skull n Bones 😟
And I'm sure trump derangement syndrome as well
"I know you can't make jokes but at least try to understand them when they happen" SAVAGE!
🔥🔥🔥
The tim dillon show is the only show i actually look forward to every week
me too. may i suggest Issues with Andy on yt and doug standhope @ dougstanhope. flesh it out tues and fri. saves me
@@kidsister316 thanks ill check it out
@@PT-tv9my yay! hope ya like!
i guess issues with andy might make more sense if you're already a stanhope fan:)
they are sort of like the decadent dessert after the gourmet filet mignon and scotch of stanhope. Andy Andrist is another tortured comedy god and old friends of the 'Hope
i was happy to learn our demi-Tim has them on his radar, and i hope likewise. Tim and Stanhope together might just make my brain explode--in a good way:())
Check out flagrant 2 🤝
I look forward to growing old with these two distinguished gentlemen
We'll probably not get to grow old, oh well :)
This comment did not age well
@@enough_is_enough5131 oh shit what happened
Tim had sex with Ben’s wife
I’m a middle school teacher and I’m already dying laughing 4 minutes in...
You are a hot middle school teacher with enough screws loose to love our fearless jester. When can we expect to see you in the New York Post?
Oh shit your literally the inspiration for all the boys first beat off sessions 😂
You're* before someone corrects me lol
@@here7036 yes or yes?
hecdizzle70 lmao I appreciate that correction (I’m an English teacher) ☺️
Tims starting to look like Al Capone in the early stages of VD
Or Val kilmer after Batman.
Hey, go easy on Tim. He's the hero this world needs.
I did laugh when I read the comment.🤣
LOL
Literally rhinestoning a cup when he says only 6 women are listening and we are crafty. 💀 deceased
I've been doing extensive research about dyeing a synthetic wig.
Aleva from Rochester get one from amazon! Super cheap!
I love the teacher bashing. I had mostly bad teachers.
School system is a nightmare
they suck
Everything about school is shit
If they were mostly bad, it may be you
@@Feltonmeiser Blame a child for the teachers ineptitude.
Urban HS English teacher here. A lot of what you're saying is valid (and hilarious!), but what you're missing is that the truly good teachers are held back by school-site administrators, the district, and the state. They truly do know how to teach properly, but they don't get any support. The parents complain, and the principal threatens them and makes them change students' grades. The principals do this to keep their statistics healthy so that they can keep their 6-figure salaries. Even if the principals care, the superindentents are always breathing down their necks, and the principals *always* sacrifice you to defend their salaries.
Tim and his producer can't even figure out the stats on American education because they are themselves the product of that system
Sad!!!
Nick so tragic. I rely on comics for accurate government data as well. Shame on them.
@@skdewolf7606 Go make me a sandwich 🥪
@angrykulla Extra pickles please
Nick look on your porch 😉
Real knife fight out here
Life in the big city
"The good teachers stay silent about the bad one". My mother is a teacher and that's completely true. The best is when some of them refuse to be called teachers and insist on being called "educators".
This is still podcast that so many "educators" need to hear because it's only gotten worse since this was recorded. Where I live they are trying to go on strike! And you know what, the kids do deserve a good break from the bad ones, summer is never enough.
This one was an all-timer. When the Keto Kid takes aim, he don't miss.
truly
With that hair. I never realized Timmy boy was the superman we needed all along
All he needs now is the spandex costume and a wheelchair
Tim is dressed sharp like a best buy employee expecting the regional manager to drop by any minute.
Sue TBS for the 4 dollars they’re worth Tim.
To be fair, for a pack of Marlboro Light's and a Beefeater Martini, he's the new CEO of syndicated Seth MacFarlane cartoons and the most abysmal original programming on Cable, slightly edging out TNT.
I'll front the cigs to make it happen
Andy Spann is that better or worse than TruTV with 24/7 Impractical Jokers marathons and seven different tow truck reality shows?
@@jasoninthehood9726 TBS is better, but only because of brand recognition and absurd longevity in a saturated market.
I'd personally rather watch scripted shows about fictitious Repossession companies, or even the frighteningly cruel mockery of comedians careers that never were, than one more fucking episode from season 1-4 of Family Guy. That shit should be banned under the Geneva Convention.
“Don’t ever go against the family Fredo”
Lol 🤣 thank you
10th planet Denver. Shout out. Funny to see someone here
Tim Dillon is even funnier when he looks sweaty
all the time then
Been a listener since you've had 30k subscribers. I even remortgaged my home to buy your high cost low quality products. Now I'm fighting cats for scraps of rotten fancy feast and pimping out my girlfriend to acquire jewels by Podcaster Tim Dillon. It's a real knife fight out here, but that's life in the big city.
It is what it is.
@@ProudFilthyCasual im just in the alley drinking beer from a burger King cup.
Worth it
@@queefstroganoff2643I wish you well
"Not only is the quality of the public school system horrendous, but its cost is extraordinary. America's public primary schools spent $5,246 per pupil on average during 1989.12 That is $130,000 for a classroom of 25 students.13 Furthermore this is above that of many private schools. Of the approximately $212 million spent on education through high school in 1989,14 only 40 percent went towards teachers' pay (West, 1983).15
Where did the other $100 billion plus go? Far too much goes to administrators and bureaucrats." - Andrew Young, Walter Block
America- falling apart
I taught for almost 15 years. The administration building was the same size as one of our high schools (400 students on average).
@@fadedcharacter8481 Yup administrators live high on the hog but that is nothing you should see all the goodies mayors, sheriffs, and DA's get in major metros. I went to an open meeting for a journalism class all my regions govt's participate in because it is a federal program. They're eating catered delivery gourmet sandwiches after their 15 min meeting that is open to the public by law but no one goes too. They were shocked I was there and didn't seem to want me there till I asked if this was an open meeting as by law and told them that I was a student journalist then all the sudden they were super gracious. Weird right? Then they sent me home with a bunch of free sandwiches since "we won't eat it all". Like wtf? The waste is astounding. The perks are obnoxious. Why do they get to eat on our dime? What fucking jobs feed you? That on top of the 6 figure salaries each of those fat balding bloated bodies collect for 15 min worth of fucking work. Holy shit we are so fucked.
That was 1989
Today, they spend $10,000 to $12,000 per child, per year.
I've homeschooled my children for 10 years & including piano, weekly co-op classes, art classes, soccer, football, e.t.c.... I spend less than $1,200 per year, per kid.
Some of their classes are taught by professionals, like when my 12 year old daughter wanted to learn CPR.
@@nattyrf511 yeah, it's absurd.
Tim dillon is a national treasure
Wet Hair Tim Dillon has more of that manic Chris Farley coke energy.
He should go wet hair next time he is on JRE and do some proper rants!
Totally lost it at the “i’m sad” tik tok song
Finally a sexy and competent podcast engineer to rival young Jamie.
Slow down, Ben is one episode from being thrown in a tent on Skid Row.
It took him ten minutes to find phony education statistics lmfao
And that’s why we love him
We never hear Jamie’s laughter booming hard in the background
Competent?
@@dogzer Because Rogan's never said anything funny
Ben killed it with the auto-tune! Do you agree, yes or yes?
my new ringtone
The good teachers are silent. Lol
Fun Fact: Tim is the last living Jerky Boy
The Boys are dead?
Brett Weir here, the boys unfortunately are still here and doing well.
@@brettweir9050 still working at super across the way
Johnny Brennan is on cameo.
@Jeff B old enough fire to fire my old lady off roof onto the roof of my truck I'm silly like that,cupcake
oh damn daddy got the slick back hair
He's currently in my HUMBLE OPINION one of the most interesting controversial modern comedian!
That's interesting I think of him as an older generation style more than anything, maybe 80's ish. am I right? Yes or Yes!?
“And then I make dolls of hair and their faces are nail clippings... and then the red lips I get like blood to make like kissy face lips”.
Lol
Hey Tim, I saw on JRE where you were talking about doing comedy on stage and there was nothing like it. I hope you know, it might not be the same fulfillment on your end doing comedy via podcast, but you literally put me in tears, if I was in a club I would be beside myself. I never got the chance to see you before the pandemic, I've become a diehard fan during this shitshow. You're my favorite comedian besides Patrice O'Neil which means I literally think you're the funniest person alive. I don't know if you'll read this, but you're fucking great and make every week better, and keep up the great work!
Rip Patrice O’Niel . This was well said
Tim and Patrice on a podcast would be a fucking powerhouse
As a teacher who couldn’t take more than two years of teaching I wholeheartedly agree with you. Teaching is a dead profession it should
all be online especially after elementary school. No student can pay attention in class after smart phones were invented.
Kids learn more watching Tim Dillon show than what they’ll ever learn at school
That reporter was AUSTRALIAN Tim Dillon is cancelled
CANCELLED.
PUT THEM IN JAIL
Yes & yes
You know my stance.
I appreciate that Tim gave Jeffrey Dahmer a job as his producer/computer guy.
Yeah if you rearrange the letters of Ben you get Jeffrey Dahmer. He’s not even trying to hide it.
Hearing “ladies & gentleman welcome to the Time Dillon show” just makes me happy.
Wow his flow around 40:00 reminds me of Bull Hicks so much. Love you tim ❤️
You've got Fredo's brother's name wrong.... It's Governor Covidmountain Nipplerings Jr
Tim Dillon 2024
only podcast where the ads are just as good as the dialogue
That auto-tune part had me busting out laughing at 5 in the morning "I'm sad we're sad" 😂🤣
LOL
Tim with the good hair!!!
Is it bad/weird that the Tim Dillon show is the only thing that seems to make sense to me anymore?
The slick back hair makes you look a lot like Chris Farley.
Except you also mean Rush Limbaugh
@@gp2860 El Rushbo
YES OR YES?!?
Am I the only one who buys with Tim's promo codes just to picture the marketing departments question life?!? 😌😅
😂😂🤣
Probably
man that closer was unbelievably deft. truly remarkable words that have deep truth to them. Thank you tim for riding the fine line between absurd comedy and real talk.
Left the podcast playing and went to have a shower. Come out of the shower to Tim screaming "the kids can't read out there" and it cracked me up so much. Tim is a genius!
Nothing better then the Tim Dillon Show
Best podcast online, best comic in la
this truly is the radio for the end of the world. i love it. play some queens of the stone age in between episodes.
I got chills at the end. He rarely says goodbye, especially like that
I love to watch just to see the producer chuckle lol
Got wine on ice in my BK cup, ready for the weekly black pilling
"Life in the big city!"
Tim Dillon over here lookin like Chris Farley trying to sell me brake pads
Tims fired up. The type of episode I live for and I don't have much to live for.
This is my first time watching Tim’s podcast and I can’t believe how funny this is.
Same. Loved this one. First one I’ve watched all year way through. Subscribed
"meatball" is now my favorite family friendly ethnic pejorative
He also calls Trump meatball so I'm not sure it's ethnic based. Trump is German so maybe he accidentally calls Trump meatball and instead should be Bratwurst?
As education spending has rapidly increased, the average intelligence at graduating has fallen.
I'm 14yrs out of HS and the average classroom has over two per room and the scores are down and "medication" is up.
They've turned it into a growing bureaucracy revolved around pushing college at all costs while pushing further social agendas.
Sad and growing dystopian.
Definitely not a demographic issue
Tim. Your song about depression hit me on an emotional level 🙏
Thanks Tim. Life is kinda weird right now. Im waking up at 4 am in the morning everyday , not really knowing what to do.
Thanks to your podcast , now i can feel a little less braindead.
Cheers from SouthAmerica!
The way he says "meatball" 😍
This Podcast is going to blow up, calling it now.
Tim's patreon is seriously the best $5 i've spent in a long time. Just hours and hours of fantastic content.
Bill Burr & Tim Dillon #1 ad reads. I'll always support!
It’s Timmy Limbaugh
I was saying a similar thing just last week. I could see Tim eventually having a late late night tv show on Fox News in the future. Sort of like that old show Red Eye.
😂 I’m using this every week from now on. He has said he admires Rush before
Rush is the OG. Tim should do a show with him.
As a teacher this episode hit different
No wonder teachers like vacationing in the Caribbean...
No one likes being criticized. But thick skins ppl.
I'm on the side of us teachers should be able to laugh at ourselves, he's making solid points here
Using the left’s logic on cops apply it to teachers and it fits perfectly. Lol Tim Dillon has an ability to make solid uncomfortable points.
I’m black somali dude.,!.,!.,! And shed tears when I hear all the Ego’s leaving Cali, and YOU.,being.so awesome gets left behind. I’m with you in spirit straight out of Mogadishu!.,!.,! ⭐️⭐️⭐️
Unbelievable episode. Getting better every week
The Tampa Bay Comedy Society stands against your vicious attack on teachers.
We're in deep trouble as a nation.
His ads are the best ones iv'e ever seen and I actually listen to them..
That hydrant ad literally killed me!!!!! Tim Dillon u r the goat of this comedy stuff
pulling up in brand new Camry's, getting out with a latte😂
Tim I hate it when you interrupt your two advertisements with segments of show.
Otherwise, I find your program acceptable.
I know things like this don’t last forever.. I have made my peace for when the time comes..I hope it’s enough to cope
Tims podcast? Or the world in general? Either way, same :)
The best cure for a hangover is to listen to Tim Dillon yell at you
*☼ chest exercises are the cure? we have to get the word out!*
Just joined the patreon. officially a skull & bones member!
Thats the best "Old Man River" Ive ever heard.
Tim’s next book should be titled “Brilliant Archives of a Misunderstood Genius”