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  • @TimDillonShow
    @TimDillonShow  4 роки тому +91

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    • @DeShawnaldTrump
      @DeShawnaldTrump 4 роки тому +3

      Would you consider running for New York Governor Timmy D?

    • @danmayberry6717
      @danmayberry6717 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah I'm fucking broke Tim! But keep those chubby cheeks moving and let that man gravy keep flowing.

    • @hustler3of4culture3
      @hustler3of4culture3 4 роки тому

      I'M GONNA TELL YOU THIS AGAIN.
      You have to get in touch with Angie Speaks on you tube and LOW SOCIETY podcast. They are lefties, but they like you. They want to talk, maybe interview on either show.

    • @Yoyotwilight
      @Yoyotwilight 4 роки тому +1

      Yes and yes!!!

    • @caseyjones5145
      @caseyjones5145 4 роки тому +1

      Tim looks like the 3rd oldest trump

  • @86aevers
    @86aevers 4 роки тому +361

    I’ve got ten years experience teaching in south side Chicago, I’d leave my job right now to teach science in The Dillon Charter School Network. My curriculum units would include “MK Ultra & You” “Magic Bullets and the Bush Family” and “SSRIs for Dummies”, I will accept cash/jewels for grades.

    • @vinny5638
      @vinny5638 4 роки тому +48

      you'll be in a brand new stunning estate in no time

    • @invisibot6602
      @invisibot6602 4 роки тому +47

      Obvious troll. Theres no way south Chicago has schools.

    • @mattheffner6831
      @mattheffner6831 4 роки тому +5

      You're a great teacher my friend

    • @Abitflippant
      @Abitflippant 4 роки тому +9

      I was thinking of teaching a quiche cooking class. There's nothing quite like a nice baked quiche

    • @zackflora6165
      @zackflora6165 4 роки тому +7

      I just took Real greaseball shit 101. Learned a lot!

  • @victorhernandez1857
    @victorhernandez1857 4 роки тому +709

    All the dislikes are from school teachers on summer vacation.

    • @trellumplates9134
      @trellumplates9134 4 роки тому +8

      Defund all schools

    • @travistravinyle4207
      @travistravinyle4207 4 роки тому +11

      wE dOnT gEt tHe sUmMeR oFf!!!

    • @ThaDentMan
      @ThaDentMan 4 роки тому +7

      All kidding aside, teachers in New Jersey have to return to work with a living will, pretty scary.

    • @imnotsmartbutimdumb
      @imnotsmartbutimdumb 4 роки тому +16

      Yeah it’s suppose to be scary, all this is is just fearmongering, the only question is if your dumb enough to buy into it.

    • @harrisonmitchell4159
      @harrisonmitchell4159 4 роки тому +1

      I figured it was his roommate's bot accounts.

  • @fernandoviacava4796
    @fernandoviacava4796 4 роки тому +379

    Tim out here looking like Macaulay Culkin started selling subprime mortgages after Home Alone

    • @astuteandy
      @astuteandy 4 роки тому +11

      *After Home Alone and a 10 year love affair with BBQ Chicken Pizza

    • @MrMando
      @MrMando 4 роки тому +3

      @@astuteandy bbq chicken pizza and Micheal Jackson, The diet of only the finest blue collar crimbos

    • @joeybrisk1869
      @joeybrisk1869 4 роки тому

      😱

    • @Wandering_Chemist
      @Wandering_Chemist 4 роки тому +3

      Andy Spann more like after a 10 year love affair with pain pills 💊 💊 💊

    • @astuteandy
      @astuteandy 4 роки тому +3

      @@Wandering_Chemist Cocaine was his true mistress during that decade, the pain pills were just an avenue for anesthesia-like sleep and to help forget about the 6 hour brutal banging you received from a Marriott Bell Boy.

  • @gp2860
    @gp2860 4 роки тому +458

    This year has destroyed me, Tim here has picked me up so I can now proudly abandon my family and join the clique of drug addicts who hang out at the Dollar General in my uncle’s neighborhood. Life in the big city

    • @jordanescorcio2802
      @jordanescorcio2802 4 роки тому +5

      Dont dew eht! makes everything worse..trust me ....I know 😔😀

    • @combustiblelemons9346
      @combustiblelemons9346 4 роки тому +4

      Do some h, have a good time etc it's the end sooner or later. Life in the big city indeed.

    • @todd.howard
      @todd.howard 4 роки тому +18

      Do enough drugs and that dollar general becomes a Stunning Estate

    • @skdewolf7606
      @skdewolf7606 4 роки тому +4

      Which Dollar General? Asking for a friend.

    • @monkeydotbizness
      @monkeydotbizness 4 роки тому +3

      lmao

  • @bencolling4960
    @bencolling4960 4 роки тому +341

    I’d take out a student loan for “9/11: A Closer Look”

  • @absolutesw4gger356
    @absolutesw4gger356 4 роки тому +325

    Lol Tim’s ad reads are funnier than other comedians entire podcasts

    • @hecdizzle70
      @hecdizzle70 4 роки тому +3

      Exactly. This and tiger belly i actually laugh at or at least entertaining.

    • @CitizensofRev
      @CitizensofRev 4 роки тому

      Watch my new video with Tim dullob

    • @yungkong4030
      @yungkong4030 4 роки тому

      Sam Tripolis are fire too

    • @yungkong4030
      @yungkong4030 4 роки тому +1

      Especially the bluechew ones

    • @bsx121
      @bsx121 4 роки тому

      Bill burr were...

  • @dilaudid74
    @dilaudid74 4 роки тому +300

    Ben looks like a Russian professional chess player from the 80s.

    • @colbydonnelly6515
      @colbydonnelly6515 4 роки тому +14

      Genuinely the funniest most on point comment ever. This deserves way more attention

    • @zanepbone
      @zanepbone 4 роки тому +4

      Perfectly accurate comment.

    • @ocoutdoors2355
      @ocoutdoors2355 3 роки тому +2

      Lol that’s true

    • @ItsFairyNecessary
      @ItsFairyNecessary 3 роки тому +3

      Very specific 😂

    • @taxRe
      @taxRe 3 роки тому +1

      And the Bass player from. All them Witches, honestly thought it was him at first

  • @DelToro7
    @DelToro7 4 роки тому +421

    Ben, blink if your ankles are chained to the bottom of the table. We WILL find you!

    • @briang9386
      @briang9386 4 роки тому +16

      We never will he uses a vpn 🤦‍♂️💁‍♂️😂

    • @dvu2203
      @dvu2203 4 роки тому +10

      #FreeBen

    • @XxRestlessGamerxX
      @XxRestlessGamerxX 4 роки тому +4

      @@briang9386
      Yeah, wait till a joint operations force breaks the doors down in a shed on easter island only to find that it was a front.

    • @Krash845
      @Krash845 4 роки тому +11

      The Q Anon folks will tunnel underground to free Ben

    • @AngstyAsHell
      @AngstyAsHell 4 роки тому +26

      Ben, if you see this wear a yellow shirt next video.

  • @RyanHillerPoker
    @RyanHillerPoker 4 роки тому +81

    Tim Dillon really out here solidifying himself as the funniest person on the planet.

  • @Crizzy2swaqq
    @Crizzy2swaqq 4 роки тому +149

    9/11: A Closer Look. Yeah I needed that class Mr. Dillon

    • @mattheffner6831
      @mattheffner6831 4 роки тому +2

      Where do i sign up

    • @benmeadors6799
      @benmeadors6799 4 роки тому +6

      Alright children, let's take a look at the last names of the individuals that didn't show up to work at the towers that day. Is there anything that stands out about these names?

  • @etanafeya7219
    @etanafeya7219 4 роки тому +47

    A teacher here 👋 didn't realize I was going to get roasted today 😂😂😂 I consider it a privilege to be roasted by Tim!

  • @izzyakueriasu6115
    @izzyakueriasu6115 4 роки тому +163

    Tim looks like he took an entire rotisserie chicken to the dome and then used his hair as a napkin....
    ..but hey, that's just life in the big city.

  • @fascisthippy9307
    @fascisthippy9307 4 роки тому +192

    Ben frantically scrabbling to find the right info so Tim doesnt yell at him was intense.

    • @NeoAmericanRealism
      @NeoAmericanRealism 4 роки тому +6

      He just needs to understand that’s it’s not a game 🙃 if anything he needs to vape more

    • @micric217
      @micric217 4 роки тому +9

      How nervous is Ben when he's like, I can't find any that don't have the US as #1. 😂

    • @subculturevulturepodcast2184
      @subculturevulturepodcast2184 4 роки тому +23

      Tim basically treats Ben publicly like everyone thinks joe treats Jamie off camera

    • @UsernamerAlreadyTakn
      @UsernamerAlreadyTakn 4 роки тому

      Timestamp?

    • @philipebanks2125
      @philipebanks2125 2 роки тому +5

      0:00

  • @maxhalpert
    @maxhalpert 4 роки тому +364

    I need a "Yes or Yes" shirt ASAP

    • @Wiggles_vs._snuggles
      @Wiggles_vs._snuggles 4 роки тому +3

      I have a shit saying "don't. " shout out to schitts creek. Gizzle didn't kill herself

    • @elliotjoseph9654
      @elliotjoseph9654 4 роки тому +7

      Second this motion

    • @lebulle4544
      @lebulle4544 4 роки тому +6

      Tim's gonna make one with a bullet hole in it to save you the effort.

    • @lebulle4544
      @lebulle4544 4 роки тому +11

      You open the packaging it has the smell of tear gas.

    • @catfunt5744
      @catfunt5744 4 роки тому +5

      i hate when girls check me out so this is going to make them scared, or horny, you never know

  • @demonic.lionfish
    @demonic.lionfish 4 роки тому +248

    "the six women who listen to this show"
    I feel seen, thanks Tim

    • @Helloomadison
      @Helloomadison 4 роки тому +20

      I was the 6th like on this comment, now we’re all accounted for 😂

    • @jsp7218
      @jsp7218 4 роки тому +4

      Wait... Women listen to this? Why?

    • @reynam2576
      @reynam2576 4 роки тому +37

      @@jsp7218 Because he's funny, dummy.

    • @akeithing1841
      @akeithing1841 4 роки тому

      Might as well have a chaser with A Keithing...?

    • @spudruckus7297
      @spudruckus7297 4 роки тому +15

      Not sure what it says about us, but I look forward to this every week for a while now. Maybe we can meet up once the apocalypse really kicks off. ✌️

  • @PT-tv9my
    @PT-tv9my 4 роки тому +40

    The tim dillon show is the only show i actually look forward to every week

    • @kidsister316
      @kidsister316 4 роки тому

      me too. may i suggest Issues with Andy on yt and doug standhope @ dougstanhope. flesh it out tues and fri. saves me

    • @PT-tv9my
      @PT-tv9my 4 роки тому +1

      @@kidsister316 thanks ill check it out

    • @kidsister316
      @kidsister316 4 роки тому +1

      @@PT-tv9my yay! hope ya like!
      i guess issues with andy might make more sense if you're already a stanhope fan:)
      they are sort of like the decadent dessert after the gourmet filet mignon and scotch of stanhope. Andy Andrist is another tortured comedy god and old friends of the 'Hope
      i was happy to learn our demi-Tim has them on his radar, and i hope likewise. Tim and Stanhope together might just make my brain explode--in a good way:())

    • @blueandyellow131
      @blueandyellow131 4 роки тому +1

      Check out flagrant 2 🤝

  • @DrJuice1
    @DrJuice1 4 роки тому +21

    Urban HS English teacher here. A lot of what you're saying is valid (and hilarious!), but what you're missing is that the truly good teachers are held back by school-site administrators, the district, and the state. They truly do know how to teach properly, but they don't get any support. The parents complain, and the principal threatens them and makes them change students' grades. The principals do this to keep their statistics healthy so that they can keep their 6-figure salaries. Even if the principals care, the superindentents are always breathing down their necks, and the principals *always* sacrifice you to defend their salaries.

  • @sigmacentauri6191
    @sigmacentauri6191 4 роки тому +31

    911 a closer look with Mr. Dillon. That’s a class I wanna sign up for right away.

  • @lizsharp1373
    @lizsharp1373 4 роки тому +38

    Uploaded right on my birthday. Greatest gift I could've asked for.

    • @ChrisAngelFather
      @ChrisAngelFather 4 роки тому +4

      Happy birthday 🎂🎆🎇🎆🎉🎊🎈🎈🎂🎁💐🎉🎉🎂🎉🎉🎂🎆🎉🎈🎁🎊🎂🎉🎉🎈🎁🎉🎂🎂🎉💐🎉🎁

    • @Trompudos
      @Trompudos 4 роки тому +2

      Happy Birthday!

    • @eugenegreen2285
      @eugenegreen2285 4 роки тому +1

      Better than Brendan Schaub jumping out of a birthday cake?

    • @lizsharp1373
      @lizsharp1373 4 роки тому

      Thank y'all for the bday wishes💖

    • @auroraborealis13579
      @auroraborealis13579 4 роки тому +1

      Happy Birthday, Chica! 🎈🎁🎉🎊🎀🛍

  • @DennisMoore664
    @DennisMoore664 4 роки тому +28

    "I know you can't make jokes but at least try to understand them when they happen" SAVAGE!

  • @plumber1192
    @plumber1192 4 роки тому +118

    Ellen used to beat me with a rolled up news paper if I she didnt like what I wore to a taping

  • @andrewhayes5130
    @andrewhayes5130 4 роки тому +44

    This one was an all-timer. When the Keto Kid takes aim, he don't miss.

  • @leonmardirossian7342
    @leonmardirossian7342 4 роки тому +15

    Tim dillon is a national treasure

  • @rainbowvhs692
    @rainbowvhs692 4 роки тому +82

    I look forward to growing old with these two distinguished gentlemen

  • @johntavers6878
    @johntavers6878 4 роки тому +61

    I'm a teacher and I admit, it's pretty great making 60k for only 8 months of work, and only few hours each day at that. You'll never hear me complain.

    • @DREWSLENS
      @DREWSLENS 4 роки тому +20

      No no he said pedo... nevermind 😏

    • @DREWSLENS
      @DREWSLENS 4 роки тому +2

      Jp man 😅🤙

    • @a.k.4o
      @a.k.4o 4 роки тому +20

      Thank you for being honest. Iam sure the fresh new young tail every year is a bonus, Right!

    • @matthewlewallen7849
      @matthewlewallen7849 4 роки тому +2

      AK 4o hey guy, are you ok?

    • @a.k.4o
      @a.k.4o 4 роки тому +6

      @@matthewlewallen7849 up for debate

  • @chevster23
    @chevster23 4 роки тому +48

    With that hair. I never realized Timmy boy was the superman we needed all along

    • @JFox337
      @JFox337 4 роки тому +6

      All he needs now is the spandex costume and a wheelchair

  • @WeAllWumbo
    @WeAllWumbo 4 роки тому +118

    Not surprised Tim went to Trinity, the public school of Catholic schools.

    • @jordanescorcio2802
      @jordanescorcio2802 4 роки тому +5

      😂ok that makes more sense now, did you go there too?

    • @WeAllWumbo
      @WeAllWumbo 4 роки тому +7

      Jordan Escorcio no I went to a real Catholic school unfortunately

    • @parttimeposter1998
      @parttimeposter1998 4 роки тому +6

      And he still didn’t get molested? What a loser.

    • @jealouslosers1471
      @jealouslosers1471 4 роки тому +1

      @@WeAllWumbo lol

    • @puddum
      @puddum 4 роки тому +5

      @@WeAllWumbo you went to Chaminade didn't you?

  • @dylanwoodbury
    @dylanwoodbury 4 роки тому +171

    Tim and his producer can't even figure out the stats on American education because they are themselves the product of that system

    • @landonic81
      @landonic81 4 роки тому +1

      Sad!!!

    • @skdewolf7606
      @skdewolf7606 4 роки тому +13

      Nick so tragic. I rely on comics for accurate government data as well. Shame on them.

    • @landonic81
      @landonic81 4 роки тому +4

      @@skdewolf7606 Go make me a sandwich 🥪

    • @landonic81
      @landonic81 4 роки тому +2

      @angrykulla Extra pickles please

    • @skdewolf7606
      @skdewolf7606 4 роки тому

      Nick look on your porch 😉

  • @craenate
    @craenate 4 роки тому +65

    Tims starting to look like Al Capone in the early stages of VD

    • @Eblis840
      @Eblis840 4 роки тому +11

      Or Val kilmer after Batman.

    • @wdghk
      @wdghk 4 роки тому +4

      Hey, go easy on Tim. He's the hero this world needs.
      I did laugh when I read the comment.🤣

    • @twintalk2943
      @twintalk2943 4 роки тому +1

      LOL

  • @maximuslt90
    @maximuslt90 Місяць тому +1

    No one does podcasting like Tim , what a time to be alive.... to witness such greatness....it's blinding

  • @Hilder78
    @Hilder78 4 роки тому +6

    "The good teachers stay silent about the bad one". My mother is a teacher and that's completely true. The best is when some of them refuse to be called teachers and insist on being called "educators".

    • @YoungSantasGroupie
      @YoungSantasGroupie 2 роки тому

      This is still podcast that so many "educators" need to hear because it's only gotten worse since this was recorded. Where I live they are trying to go on strike! And you know what, the kids do deserve a good break from the bad ones, summer is never enough.

  • @MH-ds8cb
    @MH-ds8cb 4 роки тому +57

    I’m a middle school teacher and I’m already dying laughing 4 minutes in...

    • @here7036
      @here7036 4 роки тому +18

      You are a hot middle school teacher with enough screws loose to love our fearless jester. When can we expect to see you in the New York Post?

    • @hecdizzle70
      @hecdizzle70 4 роки тому +5

      Oh shit your literally the inspiration for all the boys first beat off sessions 😂

    • @hecdizzle70
      @hecdizzle70 4 роки тому

      You're* before someone corrects me lol

    • @hecdizzle70
      @hecdizzle70 4 роки тому +1

      @@here7036 yes or yes?

    • @MH-ds8cb
      @MH-ds8cb 4 роки тому +2

      hecdizzle70 lmao I appreciate that correction (I’m an English teacher) ☺️

  • @Mrkevi123
    @Mrkevi123 4 роки тому +14

    Tim is dressed sharp like a best buy employee expecting the regional manager to drop by any minute.

  • @gnome_farmer
    @gnome_farmer 4 роки тому +87

    I love the teacher bashing. I had mostly bad teachers.

    • @dogzer
      @dogzer 4 роки тому +12

      School system is a nightmare

    • @mikeb1040
      @mikeb1040 4 роки тому +2

      they suck

    • @Matanumi
      @Matanumi 4 роки тому +3

      Everything about school is shit

    • @Feltonmeiser
      @Feltonmeiser 4 роки тому +4

      If they were mostly bad, it may be you

    • @gnome_farmer
      @gnome_farmer 4 роки тому +4

      @@Feltonmeiser Blame a child for the teachers ineptitude.

  • @DeShawnaldTrump
    @DeShawnaldTrump 4 роки тому +121

    Sue TBS for the 4 dollars they’re worth Tim.

    • @astuteandy
      @astuteandy 4 роки тому +4

      To be fair, for a pack of Marlboro Light's and a Beefeater Martini, he's the new CEO of syndicated Seth MacFarlane cartoons and the most abysmal original programming on Cable, slightly edging out TNT.
      I'll front the cigs to make it happen

    • @jasoninthehood9726
      @jasoninthehood9726 4 роки тому +1

      Andy Spann is that better or worse than TruTV with 24/7 Impractical Jokers marathons and seven different tow truck reality shows?

    • @astuteandy
      @astuteandy 4 роки тому +1

      @@jasoninthehood9726 TBS is better, but only because of brand recognition and absurd longevity in a saturated market.
      I'd personally rather watch scripted shows about fictitious Repossession companies, or even the frighteningly cruel mockery of comedians careers that never were, than one more fucking episode from season 1-4 of Family Guy. That shit should be banned under the Geneva Convention.

  • @TylerBoone
    @TylerBoone 4 роки тому +1

    Dude you have a voice for radio man, it's amazing

  • @YoJohnnyYT
    @YoJohnnyYT 4 роки тому +6

    Hearing “ladies & gentleman welcome to the Time Dillon show” just makes me happy.

  • @21acidqueen
    @21acidqueen 3 роки тому +2

    Left the podcast playing and went to have a shower. Come out of the shower to Tim screaming "the kids can't read out there" and it cracked me up so much. Tim is a genius!

  • @ShelbyMayes
    @ShelbyMayes 4 роки тому +21

    Literally rhinestoning a cup when he says only 6 women are listening and we are crafty. 💀 deceased

    • @max725power
      @max725power 4 роки тому

      I've been doing extensive research about dyeing a synthetic wig.

    • @ShelbyMayes
      @ShelbyMayes 4 роки тому +1

      Aleva from Rochester get one from amazon! Super cheap!

  • @DeShawnaldTrump
    @DeShawnaldTrump 4 роки тому +16

    Tim Dillon 2024

  • @Ezra_303
    @Ezra_303 4 роки тому +68

    “Don’t ever go against the family Fredo”

    • @eshagcom3742
      @eshagcom3742 4 роки тому

      Lol 🤣 thank you

    • @B-RaDD
      @B-RaDD 3 роки тому

      10th planet Denver. Shout out. Funny to see someone here

  • @tpalden753
    @tpalden753 3 роки тому +2

    Wow his flow around 40:00 reminds me of Bull Hicks so much. Love you tim ❤️

  • @mikejgebhart145
    @mikejgebhart145 4 роки тому +31

    Totally lost it at the “i’m sad” tik tok song

  •  4 роки тому +104

    The hair is greasy. And I'm tuned in.

    • @vinny5638
      @vinny5638 4 роки тому +15

      Turned On*

    • @knots9119
      @knots9119 4 роки тому +3

      its called 2 day body gel

    • @monkeydotbizness
      @monkeydotbizness 4 роки тому +5

      Tim looking like a Chris Farley Gavin Newsom hybrid.
      The keto kid looking good.

    • @earnedkarma3180
      @earnedkarma3180 4 роки тому +3

      It’s not grease, It’s lube..... keep your facts as straight as Timmy D

    • @gunshow86de
      @gunshow86de 4 роки тому

      Grease is keto.

  • @MundoMundanoTV
    @MundoMundanoTV 4 роки тому +3

    Thanks Tim. Life is kinda weird right now. Im waking up at 4 am in the morning everyday , not really knowing what to do.
    Thanks to your podcast , now i can feel a little less braindead.
    Cheers from SouthAmerica!

  • @PlayNiceFolks
    @PlayNiceFolks 4 роки тому +40

    I have TDS.
    Tim Dependency Syndrome

    • @dogzer
      @dogzer 4 роки тому +2

      Join his Patreon if you haven’t already

    • @PlayNiceFolks
      @PlayNiceFolks 4 роки тому +1

      @@dogzer
      I'm only a Skull n Bones 😟

    • @Marlboro-lights1
      @Marlboro-lights1 4 роки тому

      And I'm sure trump derangement syndrome as well

  • @maffef4089
    @maffef4089 4 роки тому +12

    He's currently in my HUMBLE OPINION one of the most interesting controversial modern comedian!

    • @alexmendoza9645
      @alexmendoza9645 4 роки тому

      That's interesting I think of him as an older generation style more than anything, maybe 80's ish. am I right? Yes or Yes!?

  • @swagman8990
    @swagman8990 4 роки тому +46

    Real knife fight out here

    • @briang9386
      @briang9386 4 роки тому +2

      Life in the big city

  • @markluccketti8636
    @markluccketti8636 4 роки тому +5

    Nothing better then the Tim Dillon Show

  • @dylanwoodbury
    @dylanwoodbury 4 роки тому +31

    Tim Dillon is even funnier when he looks sweaty

  • @detrockcity3
    @detrockcity3 4 роки тому +32

    "Not only is the quality of the public school system horrendous, but its cost is extraordinary. America's public primary schools spent $5,246 per pupil on average during 1989.12 That is $130,000 for a classroom of 25 students.13 Furthermore this is above that of many private schools. Of the approximately $212 million spent on education through high school in 1989,14 only 40 percent went towards teachers' pay (West, 1983).15
    Where did the other $100 billion plus go? Far too much goes to administrators and bureaucrats." - Andrew Young, Walter Block

    • @Matanumi
      @Matanumi 4 роки тому +1

      America- falling apart

    • @fadedcharacter8481
      @fadedcharacter8481 4 роки тому +5

      I taught for almost 15 years. The administration building was the same size as one of our high schools (400 students on average).

    •  4 роки тому

      @@fadedcharacter8481 Yup administrators live high on the hog but that is nothing you should see all the goodies mayors, sheriffs, and DA's get in major metros. I went to an open meeting for a journalism class all my regions govt's participate in because it is a federal program. They're eating catered delivery gourmet sandwiches after their 15 min meeting that is open to the public by law but no one goes too. They were shocked I was there and didn't seem to want me there till I asked if this was an open meeting as by law and told them that I was a student journalist then all the sudden they were super gracious. Weird right? Then they sent me home with a bunch of free sandwiches since "we won't eat it all". Like wtf? The waste is astounding. The perks are obnoxious. Why do they get to eat on our dime? What fucking jobs feed you? That on top of the 6 figure salaries each of those fat balding bloated bodies collect for 15 min worth of fucking work. Holy shit we are so fucked.

    • @nattyrf511
      @nattyrf511 4 роки тому

      That was 1989
      Today, they spend $10,000 to $12,000 per child, per year.
      I've homeschooled my children for 10 years & including piano, weekly co-op classes, art classes, soccer, football, e.t.c.... I spend less than $1,200 per year, per kid.
      Some of their classes are taught by professionals, like when my 12 year old daughter wanted to learn CPR.

    • @detrockcity3
      @detrockcity3 4 роки тому

      @@nattyrf511 yeah, it's absurd.

  • @FTWinnick
    @FTWinnick 4 роки тому +1

    Tim's patreon is seriously the best $5 i've spent in a long time. Just hours and hours of fantastic content.

  • @lil_tistic
    @lil_tistic 4 роки тому +6

    only podcast where the ads are just as good as the dialogue

  • @jon1039
    @jon1039 4 роки тому +2

    Bill Burr & Tim Dillon #1 ad reads. I'll always support!

  • @jimmybacas8003
    @jimmybacas8003 4 роки тому +57

    Fun Fact: Tim is the last living Jerky Boy

    • @mikedavis3634
      @mikedavis3634 4 роки тому

      The Boys are dead?

    • @brettweir9050
      @brettweir9050 4 роки тому +1

      Brett Weir here, the boys unfortunately are still here and doing well.

    • @kylelaughinghouse1893
      @kylelaughinghouse1893 4 роки тому +1

      @@brettweir9050 still working at super across the way

    • @BurntToast422
      @BurntToast422 4 роки тому

      Johnny Brennan is on cameo.

    • @kylelaughinghouse1893
      @kylelaughinghouse1893 4 роки тому

      @Jeff B old enough fire to fire my old lady off roof onto the roof of my truck I'm silly like that,cupcake

  • @anesthetized7053
    @anesthetized7053 3 роки тому +1

    man that closer was unbelievably deft. truly remarkable words that have deep truth to them. Thank you tim for riding the fine line between absurd comedy and real talk.

  • @shupashark
    @shupashark 4 роки тому +27

    Ben killed it with the auto-tune! Do you agree, yes or yes?

    • @aw5537
      @aw5537 4 роки тому

      my new ringtone

  • @queefstroganoff2643
    @queefstroganoff2643 4 роки тому +38

    Been a listener since you've had 30k subscribers. I even remortgaged my home to buy your high cost low quality products. Now I'm fighting cats for scraps of rotten fancy feast and pimping out my girlfriend to acquire jewels by Podcaster Tim Dillon. It's a real knife fight out here, but that's life in the big city.

  • @Funkadelic3
    @Funkadelic3 4 роки тому +3

    This Podcast is going to blow up, calling it now.

  • @LasVegasPromoterguy
    @LasVegasPromoterguy 4 роки тому +2

    Tims fired up. The type of episode I live for and I don't have much to live for.

  • @loganbadgley4045
    @loganbadgley4045 4 роки тому +3

    This is my first time watching Tim’s podcast and I can’t believe how funny this is.

    • @guccimane623
      @guccimane623 4 роки тому +1

      Same. Loved this one. First one I’ve watched all year way through. Subscribed

  • @herbdelarge
    @herbdelarge 4 роки тому +1

    Tim. Your song about depression hit me on an emotional level 🙏

  • @Sallyandash
    @Sallyandash 4 роки тому +14

    As a teacher who couldn’t take more than two years of teaching I wholeheartedly agree with you. Teaching is a dead profession it should
    all be online especially after elementary school. No student can pay attention in class after smart phones were invented.

    • @dogzer
      @dogzer 4 роки тому +3

      Kids learn more watching Tim Dillon show than what they’ll ever learn at school

  • @johnv3788
    @johnv3788 4 роки тому +42

    I appreciate that Tim gave Jeffrey Dahmer a job as his producer/computer guy.

    • @ProudFilthyCasual
      @ProudFilthyCasual 4 роки тому +9

      Yeah if you rearrange the letters of Ben you get Jeffrey Dahmer. He’s not even trying to hide it.

  • @Dirtvoyeur
    @Dirtvoyeur 4 роки тому +27

    oh damn daddy got the slick back hair

  • @tomk37
    @tomk37 4 роки тому +49

    That reporter was AUSTRALIAN Tim Dillon is cancelled

  • @MichaelWorley
    @MichaelWorley 4 роки тому +24

    YES OR YES?!?

  • @DecentWorksMedia
    @DecentWorksMedia 4 роки тому +94

    Finally a sexy and competent podcast engineer to rival young Jamie.

    • @imemberberry
      @imemberberry 4 роки тому +20

      Slow down, Ben is one episode from being thrown in a tent on Skid Row.

    • @DeShawnaldTrump
      @DeShawnaldTrump 4 роки тому +18

      It took him ten minutes to find phony education statistics lmfao

    • @dogzer
      @dogzer 4 роки тому +11

      And that’s why we love him
      We never hear Jamie’s laughter booming hard in the background

    • @bgillett72
      @bgillett72 4 роки тому

      Competent?

    • @ronhitler-barassi2624
      @ronhitler-barassi2624 4 роки тому +24

      @@dogzer Because Rogan's never said anything funny

  • @jmedlin81
    @jmedlin81 4 роки тому +19

    Tim I hate it when you interrupt your two advertisements with segments of show.
    Otherwise, I find your program acceptable.

  • @matthewtilly6513
    @matthewtilly6513 4 роки тому +2

    Unbelievable episode. Getting better every week

  • @keevancrawford6708
    @keevancrawford6708 4 роки тому +22

    The good teachers are silent. Lol

  • @disconnected22
    @disconnected22 4 роки тому

    I got chills at the end. He rarely says goodbye, especially like that

  • @BornAHawkEye
    @BornAHawkEye 4 роки тому +8

    That auto-tune part had me busting out laughing at 5 in the morning "I'm sad we're sad" 😂🤣

  • @UFBear15
    @UFBear15 4 роки тому +1

    His ads are the best ones iv'e ever seen and I actually listen to them..

  • @phoenixtempleeviltruth8074
    @phoenixtempleeviltruth8074 4 роки тому +5

    this truly is the radio for the end of the world. i love it. play some queens of the stone age in between episodes.

  • @eskimointhisworld
    @eskimointhisworld 4 роки тому +13

    Is it bad/weird that the Tim Dillon show is the only thing that seems to make sense to me anymore?

  • @drewstaples9648
    @drewstaples9648 4 роки тому +8

    Tim with the good hair!!!

  • @jamalmiad1188
    @jamalmiad1188 4 роки тому +1

    I’m black somali dude.,!.,!.,! And shed tears when I hear all the Ego’s leaving Cali, and YOU.,being.so awesome gets left behind. I’m with you in spirit straight out of Mogadishu!.,!.,! ⭐️⭐️⭐️

  • @Tomdawg89
    @Tomdawg89 4 роки тому +15

    Wet Hair Tim Dillon has more of that manic Chris Farley coke energy.

    • @ljcomments886
      @ljcomments886 4 роки тому

      He should go wet hair next time he is on JRE and do some proper rants!

  • @knightrider693
    @knightrider693 4 роки тому +1

    The Hydrant ad killed me! 🤣😂😅

  • @APR944
    @APR944 4 роки тому +22

    “And then I make dolls of hair and their faces are nail clippings... and then the red lips I get like blood to make like kissy face lips”.

  • @tylawsonisraw
    @tylawsonisraw 4 роки тому +1

    Tim Dillon made Saturdays great again

  • @luisrivera2304
    @luisrivera2304 4 роки тому +20

    The slick back hair makes you look a lot like Chris Farley.

    • @gp2860
      @gp2860 4 роки тому

      Except you also mean Rush Limbaugh

    • @Phernaldo
      @Phernaldo 4 роки тому

      @@gp2860 El Rushbo

  • @sydney727
    @sydney727 4 роки тому +3

    I know things like this don’t last forever.. I have made my peace for when the time comes..I hope it’s enough to cope

  • @24749ersrock
    @24749ersrock 4 роки тому +2

    The best cure for a hangover is to listen to Tim Dillon yell at you

  • @DREWSLENS
    @DREWSLENS 4 роки тому +34

    Am I the only one who buys with Tim's promo codes just to picture the marketing departments question life?!? 😌😅

  • @drea7421
    @drea7421 4 роки тому +3

    Best podcast on earth

  • @mgainer068
    @mgainer068 4 роки тому +1

    That hydrant ad literally killed me!!!!! Tim Dillon u r the goat of this comedy stuff

  • @garymericano
    @garymericano 4 роки тому +14

    You've got Fredo's brother's name wrong.... It's Governor Covidmountain Nipplerings Jr

  • @codycole722
    @codycole722 3 роки тому

    His sponsor ads are the better than the actual podcast. He needs to be in movies ASAP! Tim does Hollywood Texas style

  • @zd829
    @zd829 4 роки тому +5

    This intro was the most honest thing I heard in months, from a cynical comedian!
    #patreon

    • @YoungSantasGroupie
      @YoungSantasGroupie 2 роки тому

      haha exactly, the podcast that so many "educators" need to hear because it's only gotten worse since this was recorded. Where I live they are trying to go on strike! And you know what, the kids do deserve a break from them, summer is never enough.

  • @Gomjabbar28
    @Gomjabbar28 4 роки тому +1

    TIM DROPPING TRUTH BOMBS

  • @lazylion420
    @lazylion420 4 роки тому +6

    Tim Dillon over here lookin like Chris Farley trying to sell me brake pads

  • @jessarhodes6196
    @jessarhodes6196 4 роки тому +2

    Thats the best "Old Man River" Ive ever heard.

  • @swagman8990
    @swagman8990 4 роки тому +8

    As a teacher this episode hit different

    • @Eblis840
      @Eblis840 4 роки тому +3

      No wonder teachers like vacationing in the Caribbean...

    • @skdewolf7606
      @skdewolf7606 4 роки тому +2

      No one likes being criticized. But thick skins ppl.

    • @swagman8990
      @swagman8990 4 роки тому +7

      I'm on the side of us teachers should be able to laugh at ourselves, he's making solid points here

    • @Tdcsparingtea1995
      @Tdcsparingtea1995 4 роки тому +1

      Using the left’s logic on cops apply it to teachers and it fits perfectly. Lol Tim Dillon has an ability to make solid uncomfortable points.

  • @fruitypeebils
    @fruitypeebils 4 роки тому

    tim dillon is the only podcaster that doesnt have guests that i listen to. i tried listening to the bill burr podcast but tim dillon is the only one to keep my attention. its a real knife fight in the podcast game

  • @mattyrat4958
    @mattyrat4958 4 роки тому +5

    The Tampa Bay Comedy Society stands against your vicious attack on teachers.

  • @samcampbell2262
    @samcampbell2262 4 роки тому

    Thanks Tim! You are my ultimate choice for a comedian. The best dude!

  • @TheDiervek
    @TheDiervek 4 роки тому +7

    "meatball" is now my favorite family friendly ethnic pejorative

    • @Wallyworld30
      @Wallyworld30 4 роки тому

      He also calls Trump meatball so I'm not sure it's ethnic based. Trump is German so maybe he accidentally calls Trump meatball and instead should be Bratwurst?