How Do 90% of Americans Have Jobs? - Daniel Tosh

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 24 тра 2024
  • Daniel Tosh wonders why Americans still think they live in the greatest country in the world and tries to understand how so many people are employed. (Contains strong language.)
    Subscribe to Comedy Central Stand-Up: / @standup
    Watch more Comedy Central Stand-Up: / standup
    Follow Comedy Central Stand-Up:
    Twitter: / standup
    Facebook: / standup
    Instagram: / ccstandup
    Watch full Comedy Central stand-up specials: www.cc.com/topic/stand-up
    #Standup .
    Comedy Central Stand-Up: Anti-Bias Statement: www.cc.com/info/k32ti7/ccsu-a...
  • Комедії

КОМЕНТАРІ • 9 тис.

  • @KipperSkipp
    @KipperSkipp 4 роки тому +4049

    As a person from Kansas I can confirm we have no internet.

    • @youtubeaddictive7429
      @youtubeaddictive7429 4 роки тому +66

      KipperSkipp how you watching this dang video than?

    • @KipperSkipp
      @KipperSkipp 4 роки тому +271

      @@youtubeaddictive7429 magic

    • @josephthegod3514
      @josephthegod3514 4 роки тому +160

      KipperSkipp yeehaw dust

    • @briguy459
      @briguy459 4 роки тому +38

      Did you snail mail this to someone in MO & they had to go to the library to post it for you?

    • @janetmiller2160
      @janetmiller2160 4 роки тому +11

      😉 I live right next door to Kansas. Not long ago this county had spots with no cell phone signal.
      The West is different, tG.

  • @nickthenang
    @nickthenang 3 роки тому +9588

    Tosh doesn’t do stand up , he just talks to himself on stage for an hour (and it’s hilarious)

    • @mynameiskurpesh4287
      @mynameiskurpesh4287 3 роки тому +68

      And it’s amazing

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 3 роки тому +42

      Nick Carey
      That’s what stand-up IS.

    • @darrkstarg
      @darrkstarg 3 роки тому +5

      Right... so that whole audience wasn't laughing their asses off the whole time. Nick, that doesn't make any sense at all..... you jealous much?

    • @junkboxhero4825
      @junkboxhero4825 3 роки тому

      Oh, it's that easy, huh? Why don't you do it, post it too so we can all laugh at you (while you fail, lol).

    • @Julie-jq1sy
      @Julie-jq1sy 3 роки тому +7

      He does sound like he's just talking to himself, but he's just reading the audience to see if descent jokes will work. He's OK for a comedian. When you hit around age 30 or less, you've probably heard all this stuff before. Even at parties. Or a slow day at work. There are way funnier comics.

  • @bentoomet8805
    @bentoomet8805 5 місяців тому +180

    This is one of the best specials ever. Literally non-stop, every single sentence is it’s own joke. True talent.

    • @Tential1
      @Tential1 5 місяців тому +1

      Definitely, amazing.

  • @tpearl9976
    @tpearl9976 2 роки тому +184

    Tosh needs to do another stand up, the world needs his dark humor more than ever right now

    • @savage_the_wild
      @savage_the_wild Рік тому +5

      He's letting 2022 write his material for him 🤣

    • @ryanboughton3577
      @ryanboughton3577 2 місяці тому

      He has an awesome pod now

    • @tbaxter07
      @tbaxter07 25 днів тому

      ​​@@ryanboughton3577Hes also touring right now. I just attended one of his (sold out) shows in California and he was absolutely hilarious. It was genuinely one of his funniest stand ups he's ever done. The guy just oozes comedy. He truly does have a talent. Some comedians are funny because they tell funny jokes. Tosh is funny because he's genuinely a hilarious person who can just talk for 90 minutes and be funny the entire time. There's a select few comedians who are actually funny people on and off the stage. Tosh and Bill burr are at the top of that list.

    • @charlottecorday8494
      @charlottecorday8494 8 днів тому

      Completely agree, but the white liberals who are offended by everything would never let that happen.

  • @Fearless3773
    @Fearless3773 3 роки тому +4106

    “I didn’t get here because I worked hard, I have a gift from God.”

    • @Vinkie
      @Vinkie 3 роки тому +57

      Good ol' American Exceptionalism...

    • @lastplayer5838
      @lastplayer5838 3 роки тому +48

      Yeah we all watched the video

    • @itsgrey8135
      @itsgrey8135 3 роки тому +18

      Sums up my "Art" and why I hate every fucking piece of paper I doodle on

    • @maxdurk4624
      @maxdurk4624 3 роки тому +10

      I like how you know he's not kidding either lmao

    • @maxdurk4624
      @maxdurk4624 3 роки тому +10

      @@Vinkie He's talking about himself, not the country lol. I question whether you watched the video

  • @californiarollwithramensea8220
    @californiarollwithramensea8220 4 роки тому +18319

    This whole skit has aged incredibly well.

    • @todo8328
      @todo8328 3 роки тому +592

      No... it’s just that nothing has changed.

    • @cochisenahuh7939
      @cochisenahuh7939 3 роки тому +134

      @@todo8328 ouch meh truth hurts!!!

    • @mndeg
      @mndeg 3 роки тому +116

      Not at all. He referenced a lie about foxconn. The suicide rate there is lower than the avg of US cities. It was all just US propaganda. This is just more of the same. Virtual signaling about black people and racism against Asians.

    • @ogaje4944
      @ogaje4944 3 роки тому +407

      mndeg nah it’s actually stand up comedy boss. Don’t take it too seriously sped boy.

    • @xavieral-belletah1959
      @xavieral-belletah1959 3 роки тому +5

      Ogaje ONG

  • @nthomas87
    @nthomas87 2 роки тому +929

    I’m always surprised that Tosh is never brought up on top comedian lists. Maybe it’s because he doesn’t get into the public eye much that he’s overlooked. His specials easily stand up to every other overpriced production.

    • @duckjab1117
      @duckjab1117 2 роки тому +32

      He literally had a show that Comedy Central milked to death.
      the reason he never lasted is because he only focuses on offensive and racial comedy.
      It got old after about 2 years.

    • @robertarnott3210
      @robertarnott3210 2 роки тому +18

      @@duckjab1117 what was offensive about this?

    • @duckjab1117
      @duckjab1117 2 роки тому +6

      @@robertarnott3210 wasn’t really referring to this bit, was more talking about his show

    • @animalsmistakenformonsters1492
      @animalsmistakenformonsters1492 2 роки тому +14

      @@duckjab1117 You literally said he only focuses on those things.

    • @jigglypuff3311
      @jigglypuff3311 2 роки тому +15

      @@duckjab1117 the comment is referring to his standup, not his tv show. Read THEN type, ya?

  • @PuntItPoker
    @PuntItPoker Рік тому +17

    After watching standup for a while, i can confidently say this is one of the best sets ive watched

  • @hodlwise2470
    @hodlwise2470 4 роки тому +2897

    "You start hearing a couple of yeehaws, trouble's a brewing...." LMFAO

  • @foxfiresidechats5227
    @foxfiresidechats5227 3 роки тому +3236

    “There’s a fine between sarcasm and “oo this feels like a rally” “

  • @lucidlizard13
    @lucidlizard13 Рік тому +180

    He's too good at feigning apathy. His empathy bleeds through subtly. He seems to be expressing a deeper sincerity in a very sarcastic way that most people probably don't catch.

    • @apothecurio
      @apothecurio Рік тому +12

      Yes, there is a huge difference between the offensive jokes of bill burr, and the offensive jokes of Tosh. Tosh always, always punches from below.

    • @maxverstappen2713
      @maxverstappen2713 Рік тому +3

      @@apothecurio Bill Burr's jokes are offensive now?

    • @apothecurio
      @apothecurio Рік тому +10

      @@maxverstappen2713 I've watched a good bit of him and he just gives off a "old man yells about things he doesn't understand". It's really popular with people who are bad at understanding things.

    • @davidgreenberg4761
      @davidgreenberg4761 Рік тому +11

      @@apothecurio it’s also really popular with people who like comedy

    • @kingBing101
      @kingBing101 Рік тому +1

      @@maxverstappen2713he just makes jokes for people who don’t understand most things

  • @gagedeskeere9546
    @gagedeskeere9546 2 роки тому +10

    “Maybe you should be locked up for 6 months” is extremely underrated, the audience didn’t even catch it

  • @munyumbamutwale2985
    @munyumbamutwale2985 4 роки тому +4814

    as a black man I will, 100%, say the Slavery Joke was hilarious.

    • @DanielleASMR
      @DanielleASMR 4 роки тому +392

      I laughed, but also cringed waiting for it to go south fast 😂

    • @CatmanJimbo
      @CatmanJimbo 4 роки тому +534

      @@DanielleASMR "go south" LMAOOO well played

    • @joeymurdazalotmore6355
      @joeymurdazalotmore6355 4 роки тому +90

      @@CatmanJimbo LMFAO god damn

    • @GenesisYout
      @GenesisYout 4 роки тому +7

      munyumba mutwale agreed

    • @lamarkpowells
      @lamarkpowells 4 роки тому +13

      I screamed lol

  • @HolyToledo
    @HolyToledo 3 роки тому +1471

    “Sorry boss, just needed some fresh air” 😆😆

    • @troythatcher4673
      @troythatcher4673 3 роки тому +1

      That the only thing I even smirked at

    • @b.escobar2061
      @b.escobar2061 3 роки тому +23

      @@troythatcher4673 sucks to be you then..😐

    • @368carameldelux
      @368carameldelux 3 роки тому +16

      Back to making Americans more stuff, you've got it!! 🤣🤣

    • @HolyToledo
      @HolyToledo 3 роки тому

      @@368carameldelux baahahahahahahaha

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 2 роки тому +7

      @B.escobar20
      People like that are odd.
      "Look at me! I'm less easily amused than others!"
      As if they think it reflects well on them.

  • @strubelig
    @strubelig Рік тому +7

    7:39 "I didn't get here because I work hard. I have a gift from God." 😂😂😂😂

  • @sarahhayes9906
    @sarahhayes9906 2 роки тому +37

    Daniel Tosh is a living legend. Not EVERYONE can pull his jokes off. Lol

  • @slopper
    @slopper 4 роки тому +8863

    Daniel, Trey, and Matt must have back problems from carrying Comedy Central for so many years

    • @Jason_Van_Stone
      @Jason_Van_Stone 4 роки тому +11

      🤣🤣

    • @imtrying2969
      @imtrying2969 4 роки тому +42

      You can hardly consider carrying something downhill "work."
      I, however, have a neck problem trying to avoid the fuckers whenever they pop up on tv.

    • @jaydavids6485
      @jaydavids6485 4 роки тому +45

      @@sp2817 - the only good shit was: John Stewart, Colbert Report and South Park. The rest was always bullshit.

    • @lzamora470
      @lzamora470 4 роки тому +80

      @@jaydavids6485 chapelle show mind of mencia

    • @jaydavids6485
      @jaydavids6485 4 роки тому +24

      @@lzamora470 overrated. But Chappelle got better over time

  • @jobordonaro6665
    @jobordonaro6665 4 роки тому +978

    "There's a fine line between appreciating the sarcasm and oooo this feels like a rally"

    • @xtzyshuadog
      @xtzyshuadog 4 роки тому +12

      Tosh has the comedy needed for 2010s, for the personal technology generation

    • @oliverklozhoff
      @oliverklozhoff 4 роки тому +5

      I think I hear a snowflake

    • @jeffthevomitguy1178
      @jeffthevomitguy1178 4 роки тому +5

      Oliver Klozhoff 6:18

    • @oliverklozhoff
      @oliverklozhoff 4 роки тому

      But i'm glad you're on watch ivory 👉👌

    • @oliverklozhoff
      @oliverklozhoff 4 роки тому

      I didn't lose anything, cept your mom's speed pipe

  • @Xarxes968
    @Xarxes968 2 роки тому +6

    This hits so many amazing points so perfectly and so fast in the first 5 and a half minutes.... I've seen this performance before at least three times but like so many things it is more relevant now than ever.

  • @Zac_Frost
    @Zac_Frost Рік тому +18

    This might be a wild take, and many may disagree with me, but I kinda think Tosh is the closest thing this generation has to Carlin. He'll take on a serious bit, deconstruct it, criticize it, make a point, and all of it will be funny.

    • @aaronmock6157
      @aaronmock6157 Рік тому +2

      Bill Burr as well.

    • @RASTEAL
      @RASTEAL Рік тому +1

      George Carlin was a ground breaking one of a kind first that set a specific comedic genera that all stand up comics after him study. It's easy to see the influence. Rodney Dangerfield was another one. Robin Williams. Sam Kinison.

  • @InterventionBeast420
    @InterventionBeast420 4 роки тому +4631

    "It's been 22 days since our last horrible thing". Well, this hasn't aged well.

    • @bio9leader60
      @bio9leader60 4 роки тому +49

      School is CANCELLED WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
      CORONA

    • @charleschristensen8556
      @charleschristensen8556 4 роки тому +6

      Less than that

    • @sephyowns
      @sephyowns 4 роки тому +39

      @@bio9leader60 Were you just trying to tell everyone that you're a teenager?

    • @commanderjor4043
      @commanderjor4043 4 роки тому +10

      @@sephyowns colleges are closed as well lmao

    • @sephyowns
      @sephyowns 4 роки тому +28

      @@commanderjor4043 A college kid would say "Classes" are cancelled, not school.

  • @jhonsmith3056
    @jhonsmith3056 3 роки тому +1548

    “ You start hearing a couple yeehaws troubles abrewing “

    • @kraze4kicks822
      @kraze4kicks822 3 роки тому +8

      Tru

    • @Supernaught00
      @Supernaught00 3 роки тому +22

      I'm from Nebraska. 100% accurate.

    • @chriswiggins1679
      @chriswiggins1679 3 роки тому +16

      From Alabama 1000% right.

    • @chrisiviv9098
      @chrisiviv9098 3 роки тому +2

      Yee Haw!!!!

    • @Nytephyre
      @Nytephyre 3 роки тому +17

      Lol nah. That just means you're around kind people. It's when you hear BLM that you should worry. They're still out there beating people and destroying things.

  • @JoelBebo
    @JoelBebo Рік тому +2

    How have I never seen Daniel’s standup until now? This guys is so naturally funny!

  • @KHN.RVA.28
    @KHN.RVA.28 2 роки тому +3

    The fact this is still relevant and he's not bein Cancelled or wasn't is showing how great the delivery is

  • @Dehmitz
    @Dehmitz 4 роки тому +448

    2:38 I roll my eyes when the media interviews someone accused of a crime, and the person says, "But he was such a good neighbor." The standard for being a good neighbor is pretty low.

    • @LadyPinkster
      @LadyPinkster 4 роки тому +2

      @@derekdlick2516 LMFAO, I spit out my drink

    • @rickt9569
      @rickt9569 4 роки тому +8

      I have been living in my house for ten years and never spoken to any neighbor...i would be a horrible interviewee

    • @tylerkinley268
      @tylerkinley268 4 роки тому +8

      While I believe all people are capable of all things if driven to it, yeah the neighbor standard is low. His dog didn't crap on my lawn, he took down his Xmas decorations by mid January, he took in his garbage cans...

    • @normdeplume9806
      @normdeplume9806 4 роки тому +3

      @Troy E That tends to be one of the reasons serial killers get away with it for so long.
      Then there's the people who suddenly 'snap' and shoot up their coworkers one day. They're usually good neighbors until they 'snap'.

    • @squirlmy
      @squirlmy 4 роки тому +2

      You're taking that joke way too seriously. In "real life", I take the point being many of us are totally isolated from neighbors and don't know them at all. Also psychpaths specifically work at being polite and likeable, specifically so they can hurt targets and get away with it. Back to the joke, he uses his own mother as an example, for goodness sake! I don't think he was making serious social commentary here.

  • @zackspillane7257
    @zackspillane7257 4 роки тому +1017

    This is from his special "People Pleaser" in 2015 for anyone wondering. Whole thing is gold

    • @suithegodd4108
      @suithegodd4108 4 роки тому +2

      they are kinda changed a little

    • @sdude009
      @sdude009 4 роки тому +3

      TY! I was wondering.

    • @ibieiniid4240
      @ibieiniid4240 4 роки тому +8

      I was pleasantly surprised. I had gotten sick of him from Tosh.0 but this standup convinced me otherwise.

    • @jessicaa138
      @jessicaa138 4 роки тому +1

      Where can we find it ? I tried looking for the whole thing on here but couldnt find it.

    • @RobbyBoy167
      @RobbyBoy167 4 роки тому +1

      searched the comments for this. Thanks so much man

  • @nathanielkrause4191
    @nathanielkrause4191 7 місяців тому +4

    I loved his work with The Wailers, and now this is even better.

  • @jasonavina8135
    @jasonavina8135 Рік тому +13

    Arguably the best comedian of the 2010's.

  • @connormars3473
    @connormars3473 3 роки тому +2749

    This is great. He picks on EVERYONE, equal discrimination.

    • @Kay0Bot
      @Kay0Bot 3 роки тому +30

      Eh I am fine when comedians picks on one race.

    • @vallov4188
      @vallov4188 3 роки тому +37

      This with making fun of their own just a bit more is how I know it is light-hearted and done right.

    • @gondor532
      @gondor532 3 роки тому +20

      idk, he seems quite self hating

    • @augustbaptiste9001
      @augustbaptiste9001 3 роки тому +7

      The point the ending joke is making fun of white people.

    • @James6923.
      @James6923. 3 роки тому

      @conner mausolf Dude, you have the same exact last name as my best friend! Crazy 😎😁

  • @Lilyyloll
    @Lilyyloll 4 роки тому +1069

    "there's a fine line between sarcasm an a ralley" felt that

    • @PatRiot-
      @PatRiot- 4 роки тому +25

      Payt Heff honestly that was one of the most carefully crafted bits I’ve seen tosh do
      Let’s also consider we can be quite sure that audience isn’t majority African American
      Especially not in San Francisco where this was probably filmed

    • @Lilyyloll
      @Lilyyloll 4 роки тому +6

      PatRiot i want more like minded individuals in my life... will give me reason to stop cutting myself

    • @fabrizi7362
      @fabrizi7362 4 роки тому +2

      Payt Heff 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ you are a loser. Carry on

    • @sweetdezzy100
      @sweetdezzy100 4 роки тому +1

      @Hater Oftheleft are you a english teacher

    • @sweetdezzy100
      @sweetdezzy100 4 роки тому +1

      @Hater Oftheleft loser

  • @VaSTI_97
    @VaSTI_97 Рік тому +20

    Tosh didn’t get enough credit for stand up this is hysterical

  • @ahjort100
    @ahjort100 2 роки тому +3

    "Sorry boss, just needed some fresh air!" 😄🤣😂

  • @aaronlevy6054
    @aaronlevy6054 3 роки тому +2555

    I met Daniel Tosh once, at a club on Melrose, he was overtly human.

    • @simcraft9060
      @simcraft9060 3 роки тому +66

      @Flenif2247 And the rest we will never know...

    • @malibucomic2167
      @malibucomic2167 3 роки тому +2

      Which club?

    • @aaronlevy6054
      @aaronlevy6054 3 роки тому +124

      @@malibucomic2167 a restaurant/bar at the corner of Melrose and I think Alta Vista, not a dedicated comedy club but they had a comedy night at least back in 2014 when I met Tosh, I used to go to the improv every Wednesday and met so many talented stand-ups but Tosh I met down the street. I asked him why he shifted his style so much from his earliest standup to his show, and he told me that if he did the content that way the audience would eat him alive, smart man 😎

    • @malibucomic2167
      @malibucomic2167 3 роки тому +10

      Aaron Levy cool thanks man, you still do comedy? I mean prior to covid obviously and plan to after?

    • @Pepilepsy
      @Pepilepsy 3 роки тому +58

      I've read he is just a fantastic and kind person. On his shows, he was always so generous to his guests no matter who it was. Paints a picture of who he is compared to some others.

  • @paultrigger3798
    @paultrigger3798 4 роки тому +1884

    Not only is this top-tier writing but some of these jokes require perfect delivery to pull it off

    • @leq6992
      @leq6992 4 роки тому +129

      That's what's insane about top tier comics. I can be pretty witty and decently funny, but I can barely get through a lazy conversation with my wife sometimes without misspeaking or transposing words lol. To be able to pull off these jokes in front of thousands of people, with perfect timing, delivery, and not a single misstep in speech is mind boggling.

    • @despa2336
      @despa2336 4 роки тому +83

      You're profile picture definitely made me think there was a hair on my screen. Idk if that was intended, but good job to you sir

    • @BmHabib017
      @BmHabib017 4 роки тому +30

      I fell for your profile picture

    • @paulchristman2456
      @paulchristman2456 4 роки тому

      Paul Trigger
      One can hear examples of "top tier writing" such as this while standing in the check out line at a 7-11. Heterosexual male humour is about as funny as dysentery or war.

    • @paultrigger3798
      @paultrigger3798 4 роки тому +46

      @@paulchristman2456 lol isn't there an echo chamber subreddit you should be on right now?

  • @davidwalsh9547
    @davidwalsh9547 2 роки тому +5

    Nails life to-a-'T'.....every time, so relatable. Love the "hush-hush" topics no one is suppose to talk about, but he sheds light on. Like THE-MAN Dave Chapelle!!! LEGENDS!!!

  • @BigMoney23223
    @BigMoney23223 2 роки тому +45

    One of his very first standups is still hilarious today. He is truly a G.O.A.T

  • @sifatshams1113
    @sifatshams1113 4 роки тому +1746

    This is definitely a guy who can say he looks a lot better than he did 15 years ago.

    • @AlecTheLopez
      @AlecTheLopez 4 роки тому +31

      This is from 5 years ago.

    • @austinlawler3739
      @austinlawler3739 4 роки тому +54

      A little cosmetic work doesn't hurt. He was balding in the first season, now not so much. He has also alluded to it over the years.

    • @radicallybean
      @radicallybean 4 роки тому +6

      AlecTheLopez and he pretty much looks the same now

    • @Vera-xu3xw
      @Vera-xu3xw 4 роки тому +14

      @@austinlawler3739 I remember lol now his hair/wig is unbelievably thick.

    • @KhadaJhin04
      @KhadaJhin04 4 роки тому

      @@AlecTheLopez and your point is?

  • @Sana-jy9ne
    @Sana-jy9ne 3 роки тому +412

    As a person in Fiji, I can confirm that Life is pretty great here!

    • @quentonmayer2740
      @quentonmayer2740 3 роки тому +4

      You sure about that? I'm not. Life is pretty bad in Fiji.

    • @Sana-jy9ne
      @Sana-jy9ne 3 роки тому +4

      @@quentonmayer2740 lighten up Sam

    • @quentonmayer2740
      @quentonmayer2740 3 роки тому +1

      @@Sana-jy9ne Trying, but assignments and covid got me fucked up.

    • @Sana-jy9ne
      @Sana-jy9ne 2 роки тому +4

      ​@@quentonmayer2740 friends help and I happen to be a great friend, so let me know if you need a friend so I can recommend you one..

    • @Bossmanewyche
      @Bossmanewyche 2 роки тому

      @@Sana-jy9ne I'm on my way

  • @greggoat6570
    @greggoat6570 2 роки тому +10

    “One time when I came how from school she wasn't happy to see me, I think she hates children.”
    So underrated

  • @Tential1
    @Tential1 5 місяців тому +2

    6:00 I've seen this so many times and I'm still dying at the punch line

  • @earthrot666
    @earthrot666 3 роки тому +572

    "you better get a Harlem in China" jesus damn lol

    • @MrALenCar321
      @MrALenCar321 3 роки тому +8

      Isn't China doing well on Olympics?? They have a lot medals.

    • @Lucky4zo
      @Lucky4zo 3 роки тому +27

      @@MrALenCar321 virus spreading medals? 🥇🥈🥉

    • @sargonian12
      @sargonian12 3 роки тому +20

      @@Lucky4zo why was this comment necessary

    • @Lucky4zo
      @Lucky4zo 3 роки тому +30

      @@sargonian12 why was yours?

    • @fartsneed9464
      @fartsneed9464 3 роки тому +16

      @@sargonian12 You just got fucking dunked on lol

  • @ghostkilla931
    @ghostkilla931 3 роки тому +3211

    He literally nails every demographic in 10 minutes.

    • @Willz828
      @Willz828 3 роки тому +2

      Siva

    • @jetrawlings7403
      @jetrawlings7403 3 роки тому +9

      Not really, mostly stereotypes

    • @TheHarrisontemple
      @TheHarrisontemple 3 роки тому +41

      @@jetrawlings7403 Yeah you know stereotypes are not necessarily incorrect either

    • @AlexGonzalez-ye9pc
      @AlexGonzalez-ye9pc 3 роки тому +36

      @@jetrawlings7403 how do you think they became stereotypes to begin with... Stereotypes have a sense of truth to them but it's the generalization of it that triggers most people.

    • @Bluedragon2513
      @Bluedragon2513 3 роки тому

      Every stereotypical one

  • @JustenHarden
    @JustenHarden Рік тому

    Was having a rough morning and man, this brought me right back. So great.

  • @johntotten7764
    @johntotten7764 2 роки тому +4

    I swear this skit ages like wine it's even more hilarious now 😂

  • @markyouneva7840
    @markyouneva7840 4 роки тому +240

    The best comedians are the ones who have deepest insights, know so much of what the average person think is totally off, and can't help but joke about it to themselves and everyone in order to cope.

    • @Bhatt_Hole
      @Bhatt_Hole 4 роки тому +8

      @FirstName Last The series when he created to "mock people"....is excellent! Mockery is instinctual human behavior. It must be. And this guy fakking excels at it.
      More mockery!!!

    • @Lalaland.001
      @Lalaland.001 4 роки тому +7

      @FirstName Last You can't really bring that up as an argument at all. Since you can't argue about taste, that's why. To each his/her own. Live and let live and fuck your opinion tell it to someone who cares, get it. Sarcasm and stuffz. If you don't enjoy it, why are you here, to spam the comment section with your personal opinion, no one actually gives a shit about, the next video is one click away. Have a good one buddy welcome to the real world.

    • @trublu3483
      @trublu3483 4 роки тому

      Henry Ford was was extremely uneducated but he said something like this: I have a row of electronic buttons on my desk that I can press at anytime to get a person who knows the subject to answer my questions on anything i may not know.
      Daniel may be an imbesile, but he has certainly made a bigger impact on the world than you or me; made a pretty penny too, I'm sure.

  • @springroll58
    @springroll58 3 роки тому +2612

    In my humble opinion, I think this is one of the greatest standup sets of the decade

    • @braedenwilliams6339
      @braedenwilliams6339 3 роки тому +53

      Absolute GOLD. The way he seamlessly eviscerates the abundance of mind numbing, ridiculous naivete present in our social constructs- all while remaining confident as ever is much needed-
      It takes a superb emotional IQ to perfectly articulate what every rational person is already thinking on a daily basis.. Genius

    • @j-wei4603
      @j-wei4603 3 роки тому +5

      @@pervyboy69 2nd fiddle to Daniel but Caligula was flames

    • @drew7155
      @drew7155 3 роки тому +2

      Bet I know who you voted for

    • @springroll58
      @springroll58 3 роки тому +4

      @@drew7155 who?

    • @drew7155
      @drew7155 3 роки тому +1

      @@springroll58 who did you vote for? I'll let you know if I was correct 😉

  • @tealquartz
    @tealquartz Рік тому +1

    So exhausted with people hating on Midwestern Americans.
    Although I will definitely hand it to him for that Figi joke. 😅 Well done.

  • @JTHICKS15
    @JTHICKS15 2 роки тому +1

    Best comedian . Love his material and delivery.

  • @jurgenrembrandt1349
    @jurgenrembrandt1349 3 роки тому +330

    that's an incredible stage presence. for 10 minutes, he said the right words at the exact right time and the exact right tone

    • @sterkar99
      @sterkar99 3 роки тому +9

      Are you high

    • @tylerwillem8683
      @tylerwillem8683 2 роки тому +4

      @@sterkar99 man is baked

    • @Jookeerr
      @Jookeerr 2 роки тому +2

      @@tylerwillem8683 - How high are you? - Hi, how are you?

    • @NoelBuller
      @NoelBuller 2 роки тому +1

      @@sterkar99 as a fan of standup, this man isn't high he's just 100% correct

    • @tc98826
      @tc98826 2 роки тому

      Its edited but yeh, he has great delivery and rythm

  • @RoDawGx13
    @RoDawGx13 4 роки тому +920

    His delivery is ridiculous. Very underrated stand up

    • @sircharlescv
      @sircharlescv 4 роки тому +32

      Underrated ? He's been dominating comedy for 10 years !

    • @Reblwitoutacause
      @Reblwitoutacause 4 роки тому +6

      He might make the Rushmore of comedy by the end of his career 🤞 no "me too" event and he's gonna make history 🤞

    • @domtron8873
      @domtron8873 4 роки тому +6

      Are you fucking 16? Daniel has been a master stand up for longer than you've been alive little man. Yo mama's teat is getting dry...better go back to her room and hang off that red nub before she gets worried about cha!

    • @rayvyn15
      @rayvyn15 4 роки тому +4

      @@domtron8873 awhhhh youre stupid , thats cute

    • @bellmeisterful
      @bellmeisterful 4 роки тому +14

      These guys don't understand what underrated means.
      How often do you hear people talk about Tosh as a comedian vs Chapelle, Rogan, Louis CK, Kevin Hart? I never do.
      Him having a succesful career has nothing to do with it.

  • @qmaineotcg
    @qmaineotcg 10 місяців тому +3

    This is just 9min of his special and funny every second this dude is unbelievable. Very smart guy. That’s what successful Stand-Up is ,being a genius and aware of yourself and the world. Practice some timing and you’ve got it. Not a lot of geniuses out there tho.

  • @Kyle-Duyck
    @Kyle-Duyck Рік тому +18

    This is hilarious 😆

  • @andycockrum1212
    @andycockrum1212 4 роки тому +2442

    Damn, haven’t seen tosh in forever. This shit is hilarious

    • @iamjamesmix
      @iamjamesmix 4 роки тому +27

      This special was from like 2 years ago.

    • @40krocks21
      @40krocks21 4 роки тому +7

      The special is called people pleaser and people have uploaded it on UA-cam(you may need have to speed it up to 1.5 or something but it’s still good) or on Spotify!
      But ya this special is great!

    • @iamjamesmix
      @iamjamesmix 4 роки тому +1

      @@40krocks21 People please! People...please! People please. People please?
      People, please, it's called People Pleaser.

    • @40krocks21
      @40krocks21 4 роки тому

      Brick Frog Mix ha whoops didn’t realize I missed the r. Thanks for the correction:)

    • @iamjamesmix
      @iamjamesmix 4 роки тому

      @@40krocks21 There are a lot of different ways to change the meaning of people please. haha, just having fun.

  • @sterlingsilver5937
    @sterlingsilver5937 4 роки тому +378

    *"Sorry Boss: just needed some fresh air."* 💀

    • @derhans2619
      @derhans2619 4 роки тому +7

      That was funny af

    • @johngideon4650
      @johngideon4650 4 роки тому +7

      @@sterlingsilver5937 If she did he wouldn't be here...

    • @alexjonesinfowars7702
      @alexjonesinfowars7702 4 роки тому

      Another communist owned slave comedian beta male bending over for china.

    • @rg9526
      @rg9526 4 роки тому

      Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-fuckety-haaaaaaaa

    • @ncsludgefactory5445
      @ncsludgefactory5445 4 роки тому

      @@johngideon4650 😂😂😂😂

  • @nicolebogda1482
    @nicolebogda1482 2 роки тому +7

    Simply timeless~ Tosh is such an amazing comedian, I hope he never pulls his “punches”- because honesty makes the best comedy!

  • @ddriscoll858
    @ddriscoll858 2 роки тому +1

    One of the best stand up clips ever lmao whole time

  • @jcnot9712
    @jcnot9712 4 роки тому +346

    “My mom could blow up a nursery”
    Well, that explains a lot about Tosh.

  • @louisfreeman9551
    @louisfreeman9551 4 роки тому +411

    "You better get a Harlem in China"😂😂

    • @lamelwinston7101
      @lamelwinston7101 4 роки тому +6

      That's the funniest thing he said! Shit had me rollin.

    • @xtzyshuadog
      @xtzyshuadog 4 роки тому

      It's only funny if you're an American but I'm glad you get it

  • @ShawnFX
    @ShawnFX 2 роки тому +3

    I have watched this vide so many times, absolutely hilarious, especially the part about ripping Americans😂😂

  • @davidkoblentz
    @davidkoblentz 2 роки тому +7

    his brief standup career was so damn brilliant...

  • @TheAdamHawk
    @TheAdamHawk 3 роки тому +913

    Tosh's stand up is pretty underrated. I know he's been around a while but his show being so hit or miss outshines his better bits.

    • @Algormortis9
      @Algormortis9 3 роки тому

      I was thinking this exactly!

    • @youmadbro7733
      @youmadbro7733 3 роки тому

      I went to Vegas a couple years ago and he was doing a show there at the time. Damn tickets were $145 each so I passed.

    • @dudeman5166
      @dudeman5166 3 роки тому +10

      well he is white so hes not promoted at all. You have to look like kevin hart or chris rock to get any recognition these days.

    • @Brainbuster
      @Brainbuster 3 роки тому +23

      Wtf are you on about? Daniel Tosh has some of the highest rated comedy specials. He's not underrated, you ass.

    • @jamsess19
      @jamsess19 3 роки тому +40

      @@dudeman5166 Yea white people really are suffering right now. I don't know any white comics. I mean, aside from Bill Burr, Brian Regan, Chris Distefano, Pete Davidson, Nate Bargatze, Jim Breuer, Pete Holmes, John Mulaney, Kyle Kinane, Anthony Jeselnik, Patton Oswalt, Doug Stanhope, Norm Macdonald, Mark Normand, Marc Maron, Nick Thune, Sam Morril.
      Why do you Karens want to be victims so badly? Does your life suck that much?

  • @jootai
    @jootai 3 роки тому +1052

    Tosh being overlooked as a comedian, but he's clearly one of the best

  • @Fitnessdealnews
    @Fitnessdealnews 2 роки тому +2

    These was the most brilliance in 10m I listened to in years

  • @MasterApprentist
    @MasterApprentist Рік тому +5

    Why doesn't this guy do more? People pleaser is the best stand up special ever

  • @GooseMischief
    @GooseMischief 4 роки тому +217

    "White people can be firefighters. We're more outdoorsy, it makes sense." Laptop applause.

  • @paradise19852012
    @paradise19852012 4 роки тому +910

    😂🤣Daniel Tosh has no Filter I love his Humor.

    • @nugs44
      @nugs44 4 роки тому +17

      Cynthiaaa xO look up Anthony Jeselnik, different style of comedy but def no filter lol

    • @silverdropstang
      @silverdropstang 4 роки тому +1

      MuchoMango Anythony is a Tosh COPYCAT 100%. Hes funny but cant watch him for thinking about how much hes trying to he like Tosh💆‍♂️

    • @PaintedHoundie
      @PaintedHoundie 4 роки тому +8

      @@silverdropstang dont really get a tosh vibe from him at all. their stand up personas are both smug but thats where the similarities end to me, as anthony is pure concentrated shock comedy and it doesnt appear to be inspired by tosh's comedy.

    • @carolle74
      @carolle74 4 роки тому +3

      @Cynthiaaa Absolutely no filter and super talented! Love his style too. The guy is awesome :)))

    • @dr.harthgillett3084
      @dr.harthgillett3084 4 роки тому

      Im offended. But lol 😂

  • @rightsidecrossrev
    @rightsidecrossrev Рік тому +1

    One of the GOATs

  • @ceciliaramirez6712
    @ceciliaramirez6712 Рік тому +7

    I love tosh he's hilarious 😂

  • @ElijahW_
    @ElijahW_ 4 роки тому +146

    9:18: “And whatever’s left, they’re ninjas”. 😂😂

    • @vdub-nx9ss
      @vdub-nx9ss 4 роки тому +1

      Weird I read your Comment as he was saying it.

    • @ElijahW_
      @ElijahW_ 4 роки тому +1

      vdub 1971 😂👏🏻

    • @trippyizzy3770
      @trippyizzy3770 4 роки тому

      Lol

  • @milesisterrible
    @milesisterrible 4 роки тому +648

    “you better get a harlem in china!!” LMFAO

  • @tyronemotley2348
    @tyronemotley2348 2 роки тому +1

    This was a phenomenal set

  • @ShuhDonk
    @ShuhDonk 5 місяців тому +1

    Tosh is hilarious, so glad he has a new show here on YT.

  • @shooglechic
    @shooglechic 4 роки тому +622

    I didn't realize how much I missed his stand up.

    • @MAYBE_4EV3R
      @MAYBE_4EV3R 4 роки тому +8

      Tosh and Jeselnik kill me

    • @balletvaria
      @balletvaria 4 роки тому +2

      uh... why?

    • @BaconBitsJuice
      @BaconBitsJuice 4 роки тому +1

      @@balletvaria tosh is funny af, what do you mean?

    • @adoringfan1226
      @adoringfan1226 4 роки тому +4

      Same. Too many comedians are afraid to offend the audience today

    • @erroldtumaque3430
      @erroldtumaque3430 4 роки тому +2

      for real
      he's definitely one of my top. i rewatch his standups on long drives

  • @ChosenPlaysYT
    @ChosenPlaysYT 4 роки тому +186

    4:03 is gold.
    “What’s the over under?”
    “0.5.”
    “How much time is left?”
    “It’s a secret.”
    😂

    • @slickbat5746
      @slickbat5746 4 роки тому +2

      Games almost over when the score is 1-0 and the losing team is +10000

    • @fukc26
      @fukc26 4 роки тому

      Orlando Fernandez 😭

  • @MagnusAnand
    @MagnusAnand 2 роки тому +1

    This whole act is just amazing

  • @KonradCurze9539
    @KonradCurze9539 Рік тому +1

    "I'm just sayin its kinda neat" lmao

  • @funnymanatwork
    @funnymanatwork 4 роки тому +640

    Well I think we can all understand why this video is in everyone's recommended in June 2020...

    • @thunderryu0494
      @thunderryu0494 3 роки тому +7

      @Hitsuran Oh man look at this guy, owning the libs left and right. He's unstoppable.

    • @Nytephyre
      @Nytephyre 3 роки тому +8

      @@thunderryu0494 He's not wrong though. Did you have any argument against him?

    • @morningmorgan6341
      @morningmorgan6341 3 роки тому

      September

    • @morningmorgan6341
      @morningmorgan6341 3 роки тому

      Hitsuran How many people were killed by “rioters”, and how many have died from police brutality?

    • @asafupps
      @asafupps 3 роки тому

      The fact this has 666 likes...

  • @MadChickenPictures
    @MadChickenPictures 4 роки тому +389

    Daniel Tosh is how I imagine Dennis Reynolds in real life

  • @SyNyStErSaElEe
    @SyNyStErSaElEe Рік тому

    Hahahah dude is hilariously. One of the best skits ever. I still watch this once in a while

  • @Reclusive247
    @Reclusive247 Рік тому

    This is still one of the funniest stand-up sets I've ever heard.

  • @dantejustice9679
    @dantejustice9679 3 роки тому +591

    daniel tosh looks like the unfunniest person ever until he starts stringing words together

    • @poweraccountabilityleague6877
      @poweraccountabilityleague6877 2 роки тому +10

      This bit did not age well. I don't know when it was that we screamed we are number 1 ... but we sure as heck have been screaming about how we are the worst people in history for the last 4 years ... thank you MSM/DNCCP

    • @jamesallen2909
      @jamesallen2909 2 роки тому +13

      @@poweraccountabilityleague6877 it didn’t age badly at all. Half the country still screams it. Just wander past the mason dixon line

    • @abtwopoint0
      @abtwopoint0 2 роки тому

      @@poweraccountabilityleague6877 why the worst people in history for 4 years?

    • @Undying3001
      @Undying3001 2 роки тому +2

      He is not funny, but every time I see his name I'm like "oh yeah he is pretty funny", then I'm disappointed.

    • @raqui174
      @raqui174 2 роки тому +3

      @@poweraccountabilityleague6877 America screams that all the time what are you even saying

  • @mediamannaman
    @mediamannaman 3 роки тому +770

    In October of 2019 this was a comedy routine. Today it is the nightly newscast.

  • @OldRaver
    @OldRaver Рік тому +1

    When a set is so perfect and brutal that it hurts a little 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @williamthomas5215
    @williamthomas5215 11 місяців тому

    Honest to god this is like a TED talk with punchlines. It’s amazing.

  • @skipaa2
    @skipaa2 4 роки тому +143

    "and the terrorists are like thats fair" 😂😂

  • @Timothymukansi
    @Timothymukansi 3 роки тому +728

    Daniel Tosh is what a true comedian sounds like. Hilarious and critical.

    • @devo076
      @devo076 3 роки тому +3

      Norm MacDonald is a true comedian. This guy is just a not so funny (and not so wise) George Carlin.

    • @toastedt140
      @toastedt140 3 роки тому +5

      @@devo076 Carlin is overrated

    • @devo076
      @devo076 3 роки тому

      @@toastedt140 I know bro

    • @danielessex2162
      @danielessex2162 3 роки тому +2

      @@devo076 well from a guy who loves Norm no wonder you aren't a fan of Carlin.

    • @vincent21212
      @vincent21212 3 роки тому +1

      @@devo076 but he's one of the very few one who has the balls to keep doing his style of jokes.

  • @BirbalBonifaceMusoba
    @BirbalBonifaceMusoba 2 роки тому +1

    It's 2022 and I'm still here. Daniel do another special already

  • @Symenify
    @Symenify 2 роки тому +3

    Just discovered this guy! What a treat 🤣👌🏻

    • @Sundowners971
      @Sundowners971 2 роки тому

      Send to all your friends so more discover him. He is the best.

  • @Taykorjg
    @Taykorjg 4 роки тому +234

    This has come a long way from "I'm going to make a joke until only 1 person even comprehends what I'm talking about"

    • @thomasbrown938
      @thomasbrown938 4 роки тому +8

      YOU AIN'T NO WEEBLE WOBBLE

    • @AcidicJO
      @AcidicJO 4 роки тому +8

      Those were the best jokes tho

  • @youisstupid2586
    @youisstupid2586 4 роки тому +1460

    “You start hearing a couple of yee-haws troubles are a brewin”

    • @googletaqiyya184
      @googletaqiyya184 4 роки тому +30

      Or inane chanting with placards, then you know the NPC zombies are loose. Brainless automatons.

    • @sonicboom20078
      @sonicboom20078 4 роки тому +16

      a-brewing

    • @drod5415
      @drod5415 4 роки тому +20

      @@sonicboom20078 *a-brewin'

    • @kevinparsley6806
      @kevinparsley6806 4 роки тому

      Michael Coletti
      and haywood jablomi have way too much time on their hands and think things insignificant are significant.

    • @kevinparsley6806
      @kevinparsley6806 4 роки тому

      @@googletaqiyya184 😆😆😆😆 youre so right 😆😆😆 - but really.. stfu

  • @13adLucEnt
    @13adLucEnt Рік тому +1

    Well played...walked the line real well & got real laughs

  • @user-lk7nb9fi3x
    @user-lk7nb9fi3x 2 роки тому +1

    This was great!

  • @alba279
    @alba279 4 роки тому +300

    He has the weirdest body language but he's a smart comedian. I love him.

    • @scottdavenport1570
      @scottdavenport1570 4 роки тому +6

      Alba Straight up. Great Delivery 🚚 crisp, clean & full on gregarious

    • @SliceOfDog
      @SliceOfDog 4 роки тому +1

      If you want a smart comedian with weird body language, look no further than Emo Philips: ua-cam.com/video/Ab6wMeqpr3s/v-deo.html

    • @gsam3461
      @gsam3461 4 роки тому +1

      @@SliceOfDog utterly different style

    • @SliceOfDog
      @SliceOfDog 4 роки тому

      @@gsam3461 I mean... yeah. But he's a smart comedian with weird body language, so I feel my point stands. I didn't say "If you want a comedian who has the same style as Tosh, look no further than Emo Philips".

    • @gsam3461
      @gsam3461 4 роки тому

      @@SliceOfDog'Twas a stretch, Dog, but yes, technically, you were correct (incidentally, I think I may have just some kind of record for properly-used commas in a sentence...)

  • @canucanoe2861
    @canucanoe2861 4 роки тому +586

    He tells the most offensive jokes with such aplomb that it somehow nullifies the offense.

    • @ddmann7473
      @ddmann7473 3 роки тому +29

      It's known as sarcasm.

    • @Langtrout1
      @Langtrout1 3 роки тому +15

      dd mann *respectful sarcasm from a gifted comedian will do that.

    • @user-ty5fp7vx1u
      @user-ty5fp7vx1u 3 роки тому +4

      well put

    • @cqccqc1728
      @cqccqc1728 3 роки тому +4

      You're so right & he is definitely a rarity to be able to say it, keep it movin w/not even a scrape🤯
      That's a TRUE GIFT⭐
      F'NG HILARIOUS😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣‼️

    • @crazydansmachineshop8718
      @crazydansmachineshop8718 3 роки тому +3

      Its his innocent face and haircut.

  • @justind9858
    @justind9858 2 роки тому

    Understated, effortless, outstanding.

  • @carloslicona3210
    @carloslicona3210 Рік тому +3

    We need more of this right now as a country lol

  • @dillonkraus4048
    @dillonkraus4048 4 роки тому +591

    “I didn’t get here because I worked hard. I got here because I have a gift from God!”

    • @hereb4theend
      @hereb4theend 4 роки тому +12

      God's pretty stingy :D

    • @pxndxisminx
      @pxndxisminx 4 роки тому

      😂 true

    • @bigmike-
      @bigmike- 4 роки тому +5

      Honestly, that's one of the only 2 ways a person makes it: Somebody either gives it to you, or you find the thing you're good at and do that thing.

    • @ViewThis.
      @ViewThis. 4 роки тому +10

      @@bigmike- Or both....I once had a job I was very good at. My sub contractor employer was cheating me on my pay, so I quit. Soon after, the General Contractor, fired him and hired me at 5x the pay. (God Did It)

    • @TONYASIASMOM
      @TONYASIASMOM 4 роки тому

      Missing word father!🤔🤫

  • @rawdog42
    @rawdog42 3 роки тому +1736

    It has been zero days since Americans last terrible thing.
    To be reset at zero tomorrow.

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 3 роки тому +59

      At this point the zero just changes fonts 😹

    • @nebraskahusker247
      @nebraskahusker247 3 роки тому +11

      I think we are actually in the negative numbers now, with very little hope to get back to positive.

    • @jontharpe1275
      @jontharpe1275 3 роки тому +12

      who cares? i think you forget, doesnt matter where you come from or where you go. There will always be people that are just awful. Theyre everywhere.

    • @krazylinx1967
      @krazylinx1967 3 роки тому +18

      I know, right?! Man, and people thought China continuing to put millions of Muslims in concentration camps was bad... but did you see Trump's tweet yesterday?!! We're just the worst.
      www.cbsnews.com/video/rare-look-inside-chinas-internment-camps-holding-more-than-1-million-muslims/
      www.vox.com/2020/7/28/21333345/uighurs-china-internment-camps-forced-labor-xinjiang

    • @azeissler1987
      @azeissler1987 3 роки тому +2

      @@krazylinx1967 Amen haha

  • @OfficialFingazMC
    @OfficialFingazMC Рік тому +1

    How have I only just found this bloke (Bert was on Flagrant and mentioned him).

  • @srchamb05
    @srchamb05 4 місяці тому +1

    “You better get a Harlem in China!”
    LMAO!! What is WRONG with this man 😂💀