@- are you serious, thats what hes saying🤣 the guy made a joke calling him a hero and said yeah man you speak your mind, good for you. Its not an overstatement C is comparing Bananas to apples with oh so this comedians really cool i respect him, to so you dont respect these people who risk their lives for you.
You’re what most men want! Stay that way! My god so many of you misinterpreted what I meant and that is I want my wife to be loyal and stay at home raising our child not putting my kid through some day care until he’s 10 or whatever that’s not right if you have a kid be the one to raise it I want to provide and take care of my wife and kid and make sure they have no financial worries ever not only that but to spoil traditional is the way to go and proven to work the best🤷🏻♂️
@Science not religion really? did you do some statistical analysis? can I see your sample size? Sorry, I didn't mean to troll, but, taking a short text as a basis for generalizing it to most men really didn't do you any favor in whatever message you want to spread. PS: That guy probably just meant that most men wish for a companion girl that are open to making fun about their daily lives without fear of being called misogynistic, or of course, in your own word, sexist asshole. Again, I am sorry if I offended you
@@breny3 Thank you. (I'm sorry, I didn't want to but I'm still gonna try to find right words and say that if a male had expressed same expressions as you have, he would definitely be termed misogynist and be on his way to castration. So, thank you for letting us know that mutual respect and understanding are still the way to go about and no one deserves special treatment, least of all based on gender. (Purely my opinion, can be rejected anytime, unless proven or accepted after polemic debate or something))
I was a railroader and widower. My sons were ages 7 and 11 when their mother past away. They raised me on Black Sabbath and grunge rock. 10 years later. They gave me a Mother's Day Card. Inside this note. " Mom would be proud of you".
Wow, what an amazing gift that they gave you. You know you have done a tremendous job when your kids give you this. I'm sorry for your loss. You are a hero.
Christina Reynolds Yeah like crane operators working in the wind on top of a 800 foot tower crane. Many lives at risk. Please don’t compare what a mom does to some jobs that are hell. If you’re a mom and you hate the job, you shouldn’t be a mom. Period.
The thing is there are no tests and exams for being a parent, just being 18+ is the only requirement for being a parent, that's the reason why 90% of the world is stupid, stupid parents stupid kids.
I had a pit bull for many years. Was our family dog. We got her as a puppy and raised her right. She was an absolute sweetheart and didn’t have a mean bone in her body. We all loved her dearly. All she wanted to do was cuddle and play. She was a big scaredy-cat who would hide behind me if a lap dog was coming down the street. She never bit anyone or even came close to biting anyone or anything her entire life. She was more afraid of squirrels than squirrels were of her. But she would also be really protective if she thought one of us was being threatened. She would freak out if any of us wrestled or play fought or anything. She’d yell at us and get in there and break it up lol. She eventually died of cancer. I can still see her smiling face when she was being loved and her guilty eyes when she was in trouble. I miss her a lot.
@@hush-615 i also think these guys haven't taken into consideration that this is from like 2009-10 just before everyone really got there panties in a bunch.
I have a little annoying poodle. I'd never do it but I make the joke about punting her like a football. So I laughed so hard when he said it. Haven't laughed that hard in awhile 😂
The problem is people have trouble separating the concepts of "hard" and "important" in their mind. My mom was a stay at home mom and I'm very grateful for that. But if staying home with your own flesh and blood is the hardest thing you can imagine, you had no business being a parent in the first place. Making time to spend with your spouse is also important, much more important than spending that hour at work. Does that mean that having a romantic dinner on your anniversary is *hard*? No.
Agreed. Yes it’s exhausting, sooo damn exhausting at times the anxiety can be horrific but i am lucky i get to be a sahm still. There are many women who cant who wish they could. It’s important being a parent but it also gives me joy but no its not the hardest job on the planet lol i love that bit too and honestly on hard days you gotta think like that. Thats why i try to make sure my husband who works hard and has to get up go out in the world and deal with ppl, doesnt have to do much when he gets home from work cause even on the weekends hes doing all the other work around here too. Gotta be thankful! Plus bill is a nice family man still as well now, hes just that one voice in your head saying the things you try not to say out loud 😂 i love him
@@mogeybear-morgan4580 My boss up until a month ago is now a stay at home mom. I really miss her, because she was great, and I owe her a lot for my current position. But that said I fully understand her decision. She had the feeling she was missing her oldest girls entire childhood. So she quit (not all people can do that I know) and she is quite happy being home with her three kids now.
I watched it so much that I noticed a slight miss aka he started with a different joke and then went into the duraccell batteries joke. First time I heard these jokes I was dying from laughter,now I just smile and agree with his jokes. Maybe if I was there.
The only thing more hilarious than the jokes is seeing the pissed off feminists in the crowd. It's a real shame that this legendary comedian basically turned soft and became the very thing he mocks once he married his feminist wife.
Billy thanks for cracking me up my love passed away from a heart condition called SCAD and I've been so depressed but then I watch your shows and it makes me happy even if it's temporary I thank you sir keep being you brother. I'm A FDNY firefighter and ex army ranger so this show you spoke the truth so thanks again
i think bill is exceptionally funny while having a conversation or being interviewed. don't think i could sit through an entire set. just the way he speaks gets irritating after a while. too screechy
You can quit though and no big deal but if you quit being a parent you're a deadbeat negligent parent. Also shifts in the coal mine eventually end for the day, being a parent is a 18 year long shift that costs tens of thousands of dollars.
That was the case since decades ago smh literally nothing has changed since then except for new brands of retards called social justice warriors and "woke" culture and antifa
The only thing more hilarious than the jokes is seeing the pissed off feminists in the crowd. It's a real shame that this legendary comedian basically turned soft and became the very thing he mocks once he married his feminist wife.
Didnt see you're comment at first. I did roofing in the summer in the Appalachian mountains. My shoes were melting to the shingles, the labor I could handle. Sun poisoning was the hard part
just finished flex sealing this roof with a mop over the course of two days sounds easy but i’m the most ginger most people will ever meet i can barely move now
I'm a ginger and have been roofing for 10 years. The trick is going in before dawn and leaving by noon, but I do new construction. I doubt homeowners want a tear off to go down that way lol.
Being bald is almost as bad as being Ginger when working outdoor … the skin up top gets so unbelievably dry, it's almost like bloody parchment! You have to bring heavy duty sunscreen *and* heavy duty moisturizer, or it's gonna go badly wrong. … yes … I speak from experience. 🌡🥵
He rides the line of offensive and hilarious better than anyone out there, and brings out the best sense of humor in every audience that I've seen. Best comedian, hands down.
What is offensive is the way the tv mentality belittles people without even realizing it....or takes people for granted...like guys who work on oil rigs....
George isn't at Bill's level, IMHO...he had his moments, but he had a lot of bad material, too. Robert Klein was funnier, but he gave it up.....Richard Pryor was as funny as Bill (at his best)...so was Sinbad....check out his special at Morehouse State@@overtheedge9298
@@aweebtaku429 nope. Most of the time it's just stocking feet. I'm actually required to remove my shoes before entering any of the rooms. We have special slippers we're supposed to use. But, I'm a huge man working in a female dominated field. Even the extra large slippers don't come even close to fitting me. So, I just keep my feet clean and walk around in my socks. LoL :)
I'm not a mother, I'm a father and I can say that given the choice, back when my son was obsessed with that fucking shark song? I would have sprinted into those flames 😂😂😂
@@steve8803 She's partially deaf in one ear, furniture is arranged for maximum protection so yep, she had it well sussed out much more logically before I started working on a theoretical mind spreadsheet to hypothesize whether I could realistically afford skin grafts from 3rd degree burns. 😂
The only thing more hilarious than the jokes is seeing the pissed off feminists in the crowd. It's a real shame that this legendary comedian basically turned soft and became the very thing he mocks once he married his feminist wife.
@@JuntaJanardhan or maybe now that he is a father realizes some things he said were bs. Now that im a father i can say id take roofing in july every day of the week, easy. Yes once you get to the playing dvds part its easy, but those first couple of months, baby with colics, screaming 24/7 no break no sleep no going home, definetly hardest thing weve ever done and i did roofing.
Well in a way it did some good in terms of the environment, just look at alot of city around the world. There multiple accounts of animals coming into the cities, there boars in the street of France and multiple rats on the streets of new Orleans
My 70 year old grandmother who still has to look after her 50 year old son (my uncle) says that motherhood is not the hardest job, but is an important job.
Not denigrating anyone's role as a parent, but I used to get up for work at 5.15, take a bus and a train, work as a Primary School teacher, travel back on a train and a bus for 90 mins to get back home and then play, hear read, help with homework and them read 2 lots of bedtime stories. Loved doing it, they were my children but to me lectured by someone like Winfrey that my job is not hard is a bloody insult. Both parents work as hard as possible for their children. Bill, you're spot on....as ever.
The only thing more hilarious than the jokes is seeing the pissed off feminists in the crowd. It's a real shame that this legendary comedian basically turned soft and became the very thing he mocks once he married his feminist wife.
He is far from adorable. Cranky means he's to lazy to understand social constructs of this world and how it's changing. All I see is an out of touch person complaining about things that don't really directly affect him.
@@rbeygarcia HE IS BORING. Nothing of interest. Stand up is supposed to be about interesting context and how you use it. Nothing here. That says a lot about your IQ.
Amen brother. Being a mom is the same as a stay at home dad. You feed, you cook, you clean, and you still did way less work than someone with an actual job.
Was a military brat growing up and did my own stint. The other day at work our HR lady sent out an "encouragement email" since we are working from home during the virus. She started with when, as a military wife how she had to manage the house with he 2 kids and how mothers are used to this blah blah. Look, love my mom and she took care of my sister and i when my Pop was deployed and im sure we annoyed her etc. But this HR ladys husbands deplyed and even if hes not getting shot at , hes digging ditches, getting up at before the sun comes up , maybe out on the flight line loading missles in 100 dgrs in Afghanistan or sleeping in a tent for 6 month in Cosovo fixing jeeps. Hey HR lady just shut up.
I hate corporate people who take credit for others work. HR person who looks the other way at harassment and real issues and sends out an email and gets a 100k bonus
The only thing more hilarious than the jokes is seeing the pissed off feminists in the crowd. It's a real shame that this legendary comedian basically turned soft and became the very thing he mocks once he married his feminist wife.
@@Reituco hate to tell you but the divorce rate is half of everybody who gets married and to top it off the leading cause for divorce is infidelity,no it's not love that keeps a good chunk from clapping at his jokes it's the fear of sleeping on the couch when you get home
The only thing more hilarious than the jokes is seeing the pissed off feminists in the crowd. It's a real shame that this legendary comedian basically turned soft and became the very thing he mocks once he married his feminist wife.
I would never be with a wife who I couldn't "clap at jokes" next to. Especially very true hilarious jokes. Being with a nagging controlling woman like that. It's gotta be miserable and what's the incentive of being with her? Holes?? No thank you.. not even almost worth it
@@GeneralG1810 Have some creativity, I can imagine what sort of psycho shit must happen to missing and abandoned dogs/cats everyday. From black magic to straight out torture, 'seen it all
@Emmanuel Goldstein It was just an example my point doesn't change anyone can get a dog or cat no problem at all, who's to say they're not using them for other purposes than pets
@@GeneralG1810 Lol you missed my point. I was saying even worse things happen with those "expendable" pets we see out there, including "free dogs". Underground dog fights are the least of their problems, there are serial psychos out there doing graphic things with the poor bastards. It's much easier for them to go for the defenseless. Background checks wouldn't be far fetched
@Emmanuel Goldstein No you missed my point it's not relevant what they use the animals for, abuse is abuse. Jesus seriously you're sitting there with a "But my example is worse than yours attitude" who gives a fuck! Abuse is abuse I don't care who's doing it and why!
I pet my guns all the time. They're very friendly. Just be careful not to pet their little curvy penises or they'll let off a load (if you know what I mean ;3 )
I'm raising my son all by myself and it not a hard thing to do in fact I don't think of it as a job. It's amazing to get to watch them grow, play & learn if a female calls it hard then she just doesn't like being a parent.
I know motherhood can be exhausting but my husband works 14 hours everyday 7 days a week. No way my work is harder than his. Most woman just get entitled after becoming mother.
So he never gets a day off and literally only has off time to sleep 8 hours? Either this is total bullsit or your left off the part where he gets off 2 weeks after one of these aforementioned shifts.
@@millier.206 Guy who does everything for my SIX little siblings. from cleaning after, to cooking, to playing, to putting to bed, taking to school bus stops and etc... no it aint
I got hired from a roofing company worked the first day in a hotel, when I got home I was sore from all my body the next day I had fever was tired that day I quit that job and I tell people that's one hard job to do.
@@deviljho4260 yes, to me its like how writing isnt like the most physically demanding task out there or anything, but 90% of people are probably not gonna write anything incredible if they do.
The difficult aspect about parenthood is the endurance that it takes. You're constantly at work. Literally. Even when you're sleeping. Even when a nanny takes over, there's always a part of you that just cannot let go and find rest. A true parent stays ON. You just do not get a break for so many years. It exhausts your soul. With any other job you can clock out at some point within the day, or at least resign. There's no resignation in parenthood. It's the certain knowledge that your life isn't your own anymore, that part of the freedom you were born with has been amputated. It really gets on the mind. And all of this is if you're doing a good job, because if you slip up for even a second, you risk that disaster could strike and you'd be left with an outcome that's permanently worse. You'd need to cope by amputating even more of yourself, but this time nothing could ever grow out of it. Parenthood truly is not to be taken lightly. If you do then you're naïve and your children will always be the ones to pay hard for it. You know this because you're paying for all the ways that your own parents have underestimated it. We could've been so much more if they had just put in more effort.
Its so true! I worked in construction in high school during 90 degree days and when mothers complained to me I told them, lets switch jobs! Importance doesn't equate difficulty.
I've seen this bit a lot of times, but here you can see how he gets the crowd and how his delivery syncs in, which was off in the beginning. I'd love to see him live. Can't believe that he becomes a father.
I teach ESL and had very flexible hours when my son was a baby. For six months or so I worked couple hours in the morning, went back home to wake him up, changed his diapers, gave him some formula, spent some time with him playing or watching Barney, then gave him a bath, gave him lunch and prayed he felt sleepy enough after lunch to take a nap so I could do the same, cuz by 5PM I had to go back to work until 9. Was it hard? No freaking way.
Cody Sykes yeah fully agree!! How many times are we talking? Only a 100 times or 1000 times? I’m the dad too, i can’t imagine how times my wife has sat through it lol!!!
It so mundane taking care of children. It might not be the HARDEST job on the planet, but it is so mentally draining and taxing, you will question shoving a pencil into your eye.
@@porgiepugson4489 hot mineshaft, military in warzone behind enemy lines , fireman, deep sea giant waves fishing for days or weeks , top soldiers Navy SEAL , British SAS ,mountains/siberian icy truckers or bus drivers, Secret service sacrificing lives,.. These are real jobs with 95%-99% men in it for decades until now ,little has changed... The number of men parenting or be a good co-operating husband ,not some lazy couch are growing all over the country and the world over, which is truth
I'm a dad. I raise my two kids the mother is practically absent. My daughter goes to daycare my son goes to school and I work to provide for them with no government assistance. No I am not there all the time because of work but when I am I put all my attention on them teaching my son how to be a good person and preparing him for adulthood. My daughter only 3yrs old teaching her right from wrong good from bad. It's not hard if you understand those concepts, want them to be better than you and show them you love them.
@@KarateWrestler205 anything Dave Chappelle I love. We have his show on DVD and watch it almost every week. Bill Burr is also in some episodes of his show 😂
Look, I was raised by a single mother without a lot of support from my Dad, so I know what a pain in the ass it can be for single moms in particular when you don't have that help. But Burr is spot-on here--being a Mom (or a Dad) is not a job, it's a responsibility. And while it's challenging, it's definitely not hard in comparison to most actual jobs. I actually laugh my ass off whenever I see those memes saying that a Mom should be paid six figures for all the work she does. Seventy years ago or more? Yeah, being a mom could be tough because things were more labor-intensive. Now? COVID has basically confirmed that there's actually a lot more sitting around watching Netflix or Amazon Prime during the day than there is real, actual work going on.
It can be a pain in the ass to be a single mother if ur living in Iran or some shit. A woman should be just as capable as a man in terms of getting a job and sustaining herself!
@@raulpardomorales7994 It's more that it's tied into the pretense that women aren't somehow being properly compensated for "their labor," such as the "pay gap," which doesn't actually exist. It's just a derivative of marxist ideology and its dumb oppressed/oppressor false duality.
@@soundsoftranquility2300 preachy and witty but not funny. Also, dave is very limited to just racial stuff that only Americans understand. But carlin and burr has more global appeal.
This man has the balls to say what everyone thinks. That’s a hero
The fact you think it takes ball proves you need to stop being a pussy!
@@BoganBas Van never said those jobs werent heroic, read correctly and don't create conclusions like yours again. You spazoid
@- are you serious, thats what hes saying🤣 the guy made a joke calling him a hero and said yeah man you speak your mind, good for you. Its not an overstatement C is comparing Bananas to apples with oh so this comedians really cool i respect him, to so you dont respect these people who risk their lives for you.
@@BoganBas sooo to each their own?
Careful Icarus you’re the true embodiment of a real man
I’m a stay at home mom and I approve this message.
You’re what most men want! Stay that way!
My god so many of you misinterpreted what I meant and that is I want my wife to be loyal and stay at home raising our child not putting my kid through some day care until he’s 10 or whatever that’s not right if you have a kid be the one to raise it I want to provide and take care of my wife and kid and make sure they have no financial worries ever not only that but to spoil traditional is the way to go and proven to work the best🤷🏻♂️
@Science not religion really? did you do some statistical analysis? can I see your sample size? Sorry, I didn't mean to troll, but, taking a short text as a basis for generalizing it to most men really didn't do you any favor in whatever message you want to spread.
PS: That guy probably just meant that most men wish for a companion girl that are open to making fun about their daily lives without fear of being called misogynistic, or of course, in your own word, sexist asshole. Again, I am sorry if I offended you
@@breny3 Thank you. (I'm sorry, I didn't want to but I'm still gonna try to find right words and say that if a male had expressed same expressions as you have, he would definitely be termed misogynist and be on his way to castration. So, thank you for letting us know that mutual respect and understanding are still the way to go about and no one deserves special treatment, least of all based on gender. (Purely my opinion, can be rejected anytime, unless proven or accepted after polemic debate or something))
That’s because as hard as being a stay at home mom is, u know it’s not the hardest job in the world. So many more harder jobs out there.
We both are living the dream girl.
UA-cam recommended this to me on mother's Day.. lol
Same. Haha.
😂
Finally the google bot is working as intended!
same lmao
I would assume it's because it has the word "mother" in the title.
Here I thought their algorithm was super complicated.
I was a railroader and widower. My sons were ages 7 and 11 when their mother past away. They raised me on Black Sabbath and grunge rock. 10 years later. They gave me a Mother's Day Card. Inside this note. " Mom would be proud of you".
You know you did a good job when your kids are not complaining about it. Best wishes to you and your children ❣️
much love bro I'm proud of you too. ✌️
Nothing but respect for you man. What you archieved is beyond believe.
I wish you nothing but the best. Greetings from a a stranger across the pond
Wow, what an amazing gift that they gave you. You know you have done a tremendous job when your kids give you this. I'm sorry for your loss. You are a hero.
👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽👍
As a father I have to agree....
It is one of the most IMPORTANT jobs... not the hardest.
Exactly what I thought
Though I'm no father..
Exactly
And every second person on earth is fully qualified to do it.
@@jman94572 And many do it by mistake. It's that important.
My sister is 35 and never had a job. She constantly reminds me motherhood is the hardest job in the world.
So how did her kid/kids survived?
@@tjrosimo6749 Her husband probably works full time
Motherhood IS a job. A24-7 job or the kids suffer unless there is a father on hand who is willing to and capable of assisting.
Lol ask her to go to work while her husband takes care of the kids.
@@koihc lol. Kids should outlive their parents.
Guy clapping at 1:57 is clapping with such conviction it’s like he just agreed with something a Louisiana gospel minister said on a Sunday morning.
"Yay Yay i agreee"
your comment is fucking gold man! excellent observation =)))
You're a rude fucking idiot, but OK.
@@beauteafulyou1616 And you're a sensitive fucking twat
BeauTEAful You kiss your uncle with that mouth
“it’s like a gun you can pet” is a great line
Solder: *Steps on landmine and loses both legs*
Medic: "Hang in there, you're gunna be alrght! At least you're not a mother."
Soldier: I don't know how I'd bend over putting DVDs into DVD players.
Soldier.
@Dr.Science He must be a stay at home dad. That DVD back is making him cranky.
LMAOOO
Christina Reynolds Yeah like crane operators working in the wind on top of a 800 foot tower crane. Many lives at risk. Please don’t compare what a mom does to some jobs that are hell. If you’re a mom and you hate the job, you shouldn’t be a mom. Period.
"how would Oprah know, shes not even a mom"
hang on ! ....you try to keep 300 cream cakes from spoiling
@@ivanolsen7966 nah that's Rosie o,donald
Oprah is a muff muncher who loves Harvey Weinstein.
@Giada_De_Low_Rent_Tits And the fact some of them believe it's a privelege when it's just what they like
oh snap
It must be a difficult job, judging by how poorly it's usually done.
👍
Nice one!
Looking in the mirror?
The thing is there are no tests and exams for being a parent, just being 18+ is the only requirement for being a parent, that's the reason why 90% of the world is stupid, stupid parents stupid kids.
Grab Lemon horseshit ass insult. What you just said made me go yiiiiickkkkk.
Shut up stupid
I had a pit bull for many years. Was our family dog. We got her as a puppy and raised her right. She was an absolute sweetheart and didn’t have a mean bone in her body. We all loved her dearly. All she wanted to do was cuddle and play. She was a big scaredy-cat who would hide behind me if a lap dog was coming down the street. She never bit anyone or even came close to biting anyone or anything her entire life. She was more afraid of squirrels than squirrels were of her. But she would also be really protective if she thought one of us was being threatened. She would freak out if any of us wrestled or play fought or anything. She’d yell at us and get in there and break it up lol. She eventually died of cancer. I can still see her smiling face when she was being loved and her guilty eyes when she was in trouble. I miss her a lot.
Pit bulls are very loving…they get a bad rap
I love how he just slightly steps over that line you're not supposed to cross, and he doesn't give a shit
I love how u have 205 likes and no replies
Make that two replies
@@sO_RoNerY woah buddy
Slightly steps over ? He takes a leap.
that's a really good way of putting it
My brother is a redheaded roofer for 30 years...every part of his body has been replaced
No offense, am just curious.. What about his dick?
I see what you did there, and Bill would be proud 🙌🏽🤣
Is his name Theseus?
Triggers broom mate
Marine McCord would he now?
"something you can take your day out on." hahah the crowd didn't know how to react
Too fucking soft up in Montreal apparently.
@@jamesroboyle they laughed pretty damn audibly but when it comes to Bill Burr no one ever laughs hard enough for you UA-cam warriors apparently
@@hush-615 i also think these guys haven't taken into consideration that this is from like 2009-10 just before everyone really got there panties in a bunch.
I like how he laughs like he can’t believe what comes out his mouth
I have a little annoying poodle. I'd never do it but I make the joke about punting her like a football. So I laughed so hard when he said it. Haven't laughed that hard in awhile 😂
“Any job you can do in your pajamas is not difficult.”
Bill Burr went there. 🤣
The problem is people have trouble separating the concepts of "hard" and "important" in their mind. My mom was a stay at home mom and I'm very grateful for that. But if staying home with your own flesh and blood is the hardest thing you can imagine, you had no business being a parent in the first place.
Making time to spend with your spouse is also important, much more important than spending that hour at work. Does that mean that having a romantic dinner on your anniversary is *hard*? No.
Agreed. Yes it’s exhausting, sooo damn exhausting at times the anxiety can be horrific but i am lucky i get to be a sahm still. There are many women who cant who wish they could. It’s important being a parent but it also gives me joy but no its not the hardest job on the planet lol i love that bit too and honestly on hard days you gotta think like that. Thats why i try to make sure my husband who works hard and has to get up go out in the world and deal with ppl, doesnt have to do much when he gets home from work cause even on the weekends hes doing all the other work around here too. Gotta be thankful! Plus bill is a nice family man still as well now, hes just that one voice in your head saying the things you try not to say out loud 😂 i love him
right!!!
You never met my ex-wife.
@@mogeybear-morgan4580 My boss up until a month ago is now a stay at home mom. I really miss her, because she was great, and I owe her a lot for my current position. But that said I fully understand her decision. She had the feeling she was missing her oldest girls entire childhood. So she quit (not all people can do that I know) and she is quite happy being home with her three kids now.
How do you pay for that
A legend. His act is so polished it's a thing of beauty.
The amazing thing is, this is the unpolished version. When he does it in his special his execution is much better
an act is what it is, and when it's done he goes home to his feminist wife.
@@plasticweapon Ol' Billy Cuckold
@@plasticweapon lol, havent been paying attention to his podcast much lately, has the wife's act/feminism worsened? is he giving in?
a polished turd is still a turd.
Ive heard these bits so many times and they still make me laugh out loud xD
Honest;y, it's getting embarrassing.
I watched it so much that I noticed a slight miss aka he started with a different joke and then went into the duraccell batteries joke.
First time I heard these jokes I was dying from laughter,now I just smile and agree with his jokes.
Maybe if I was there.
For who.... Your mother? 🤣
Same here 😂😂
Dude foreal. No other comic's jokes are as repeatable as Burr's
I so love Bill Burr He is spot on everytime.. Funny and truthful at the same time.
The only thing more hilarious than the jokes is seeing the pissed off feminists in the crowd. It's a real shame that this legendary comedian basically turned soft and became the very thing he mocks once he married his feminist wife.
Nobody talkin bout the dog 😂😂 “it’s a mix” “mixed with what another pit bull” 🤣🤣 Yo Burr gotta be one of the funniest dudes on the earth.
Shit had me rollin . 😂
He's been my favorite for a long time
Tear drop tattoo haha
I saw him do stand-up here in Baltimore a couple years back. IDK if I've ever laughed as hard at comedy as with him. At least not since Carlin.
Lmao. I have a gamebred working pit bull that's ducking nuts. Loves people but if it has fur it has to die.
"I don't know why black people complain about that, I love having a whole side of the street to myself"
Dude, I'm laughing
Didn't get that
Hilarious i never thought of it like that (black male here)
@@boult1487 it means no one walks on the same wise of the street as them
Where are the race sensitive people? I can hear people going nuts about that, “He is racist” 😂😂😂😂
Alert OyeTate sjw have destroyed comedy I’m black and I find it very funny but sjw would loose it
“A pit bull is a gun you can pet.”
Yep, definitely has a Hair Trigger
Lemmy K. Is God you have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people, what say you in your defense?
tie a flag to its collar and that's as american as it gets. GOD BLESS AMERICA!
Not at all. Unless you raise or teach them to be viscious, they have no desire to fight. Now Pomeranians on the other hand are generally nasty dogs.
Pitviper1979
There’s always one...
Billy thanks for cracking me up my love passed away from a heart condition called SCAD and I've been so depressed but then I watch your shows and it makes me happy even if it's temporary I thank you sir keep being you brother. I'm A FDNY firefighter and ex army ranger so this show you spoke the truth so thanks again
Bill is unbelievably funny. It simply doesn't get any better than this.
Both of those names mentioned are hardly funny 😂
i think bill is exceptionally funny while having a conversation or being interviewed. don't think i could sit through an entire set. just the way he speaks gets irritating after a while. too screechy
Frankie Boyle
@Henry Hammerhead WHAAAAAAT
Ricky Gervais.
Men come climbing out of a mine shaft coughing up black lung
Doctor: you have lung cancer but at least you're not a mother.
dam
@Adam thanks.
I choked on the blunt when I read this one lol
@Shrek lol
You can quit though and no big deal but if you quit being a parent you're a deadbeat negligent parent. Also shifts in the coal mine eventually end for the day, being a parent is a 18 year long shift that costs tens of thousands of dollars.
We are living in times when Comedians make more sense than politicians and speak more truth than journalists.
That's always been the case hasn't it?
That was the case since decades ago smh literally nothing has changed since then except for new brands of retards called social justice warriors and "woke" culture and antifa
Imagine being so fuckin stupid that you think journalists and politicians make any sense whatsoever.
Amen to that
@- Like you just did, bravo to yourself.
No truer words have ever been spoken! Burr is an amazing comedian!
The only thing more hilarious than the jokes is seeing the pissed off feminists in the crowd. It's a real shame that this legendary comedian basically turned soft and became the very thing he mocks once he married his feminist wife.
Mothers hardest worker in the room 😂😂😂😂
My mom works so hard she has to drink two bottle of wine everyday just to distract herself from the pain of hard boiling eggs and fold clothes
I'll keep your mom in my prayers.
Has she got enough wine?
Does your dad even do anything (if he's there) or just sit around on his ass?
@@jungoo3486 as one who has been a single father raising my 3 sons the last 20 years, his description fits many and isnt an isolated thing.
Show her a little gratitude a little love a little appreciation, maybe she'll feel like a human again 🙄
"He's got a teardrop tattoo" LOL
😂😂 dead
Yup. Caught that point. It does make doing arrests much easier.
"roofing in july"
oh so what
"as a red-head"
*OOF*
Didnt see you're comment at first. I did roofing in the summer in the Appalachian mountains. My shoes were melting to the shingles, the labor I could handle. Sun poisoning was the hard part
@@justindavid8951 jesus..I hope you"re paid well cuz most physical labour workers are skinned for money
just finished flex sealing this roof with a mop over the course of two days sounds easy but i’m the most ginger most people will ever meet i can barely move now
I'm a ginger and have been roofing for 10 years. The trick is going in before dawn and leaving by noon, but I do new construction. I doubt homeowners want a tear off to go down that way lol.
Being bald is almost as bad as being Ginger when working outdoor … the skin up top gets so unbelievably dry, it's almost like bloody parchment!
You have to bring heavy duty sunscreen *and* heavy duty moisturizer, or it's gonna go badly wrong.
… yes … I speak from experience. 🌡🥵
Bill is an absolute Slayer on stage
Watch Frankie Boyle audience annihilation
He rides the line of offensive and hilarious better than anyone out there, and brings out the best sense of humor in every audience that I've seen. Best comedian, hands down.
Eehh idk.. louis has made people laugh at dead babies, white priviledge, racism, and pedophilia.. ya know, shit like that..
Uhhh.....Chappelle?
What is offensive is the way the tv mentality belittles people without even realizing it....or takes people for granted...like guys who work on oil rigs....
Its his voice and delivery, Boston accent
He is definitely almost crazy
Bill Burr is a hilarious man. He's one of the best comedians out there.
Ikr? I was drinking at a gun you can pet and now I regret it.
Jumpin' JAKE Flash He, and George Carlin. Fuckin hey.
THE funniest comedian
George isn't at Bill's level, IMHO...he had his moments, but he had a lot of bad material, too. Robert Klein was funnier, but he gave it up.....Richard Pryor was as funny as Bill (at his best)...so was Sinbad....check out his special at Morehouse State@@overtheedge9298
Jim Jeffries Is good too
When Bill is done with COMEDY he will be remembered as one of the all time greats.
He is 💎
Naw
@@tigerlilysoma588 yuhh. Ur an L
I agree. Like Carlin. The world has gotten so crazy that we actually listen to comedians to remember common sense and truth.
He already is. I can't think of anyone better. He can make a joke out of any damn thing.
Never gets old , everything he talks about is real and hilarious .
"Any job you can do in your pajamas is not difficult. "
CEO's working from home during pandemic *nervous sweating*
😂😂
I work at the front desk of a hotel over night and I felt attacked until I remembered that I have to wear a uniform... But I don't wear shoes. :P
@@tarrker no shoes 👀
@@aweebtaku429 nope. Most of the time it's just stocking feet. I'm actually required to remove my shoes before entering any of the rooms. We have special slippers we're supposed to use. But, I'm a huge man working in a female dominated field. Even the extra large slippers don't come even close to fitting me. So, I just keep my feet clean and walk around in my socks. LoL :)
Lmao the punchline is CEOs actually working
I'm not a mother, I'm a father and I can say that given the choice, back when my son was obsessed with that fucking shark song? I would have sprinted into those flames 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭
"Its take you kids to work day"
@Draeas LOL I know your wife already has this figured out, that's what her noise cancelling headphones are for!
@@steve8803 She's partially deaf in one ear, furniture is arranged for maximum protection so yep, she had it well sussed out much more logically before I started working on a theoretical mind spreadsheet to hypothesize whether I could realistically afford skin grafts from 3rd degree burns. 😂
😂😂😂
Soldier gets his limbs blown off.
Medic: You think that's bad? Try being a mom.
Plot twist: The Medic IS a mom
🤣🤣😎👏🏿
pscyhologocal damage go brrrr
😂😂😂😂
At that point, shoot the medic 😊
BB says the most jaw-dropping things and then hilariously backs it up. Courageous and outrageous!
The only thing more hilarious than the jokes is seeing the pissed off feminists in the crowd. It's a real shame that this legendary comedian basically turned soft and became the very thing he mocks once he married his feminist wife.
@@JuntaJanardhan or maybe now that he is a father realizes some things he said were bs. Now that im a father i can say id take roofing in july every day of the week, easy. Yes once you get to the playing dvds part its easy, but those first couple of months, baby with colics, screaming 24/7 no break no sleep no going home, definetly hardest thing weve ever done and i did roofing.
Deep down we know Bill is probably writing a joke about corona with "its actually good for our planet." in it.
He's doing it for George Carlin. He would def be enjoying this COVID-19 shitshow God Rest his Soul
Had that line of thought as soon as people started quarantining
Well in a way it did some good in terms of the environment, just look at alot of city around the world. There multiple accounts of animals coming into the cities, there boars in the street of France and multiple rats on the streets of new Orleans
Raviraj Prajapati check out his bit on “we need a plague”
Maybe he'll tie it into his cruise ship bit.
My 70 year old grandmother who still has to look after her 50 year old son (my uncle) says that motherhood is not the hardest job, but is an important job.
It is important indeed, but no way harder but still hard.
Is they're a medical problem with you're uncle? Cause i got a 50 year old uncle that lives with my grandma and he's drug addict freeloading loser
Why does she still have to Look after him
@@marvin2678 torn back, seizures, anger issues, divorced twice, hooked on painkillers, etc.
@@JonwithnoH0823 life is so rough. Damn
He laughs when hes happy the audience isnt being offended, I love his genuine love for being a comedian. Comments on what he wants and dont care.
Not denigrating anyone's role as a parent, but I used to get up for work at 5.15, take a bus and a train, work as a Primary School teacher, travel back on a train and a bus for 90 mins to get back home and then play, hear read, help with homework and them read 2 lots of bedtime stories. Loved doing it, they were my children but to me lectured by someone like Winfrey that my job is not hard is a bloody insult. Both parents work as hard as possible for their children. Bill, you're spot on....as ever.
Bill's joke about the dog thing and him loving it in the end is such a dad move.
🎩📴2U
The only thing more hilarious than the jokes is seeing the pissed off feminists in the crowd. It's a real shame that this legendary comedian basically turned soft and became the very thing he mocks once he married his feminist wife.
@@JuntaJanardhan
Yes, Patrice O'Neal would have called him out if he was still alive. Bill got rid of the dog and also of his manhood.
@@Raao1when and why?
"to hell with these mother's" ! Dude has cojones.
*used to have cojones.
@Anderson Silva, you absolutely SUCK yep he sold out to act in Disney shit. Fuck em.
Ol' Billy White Guilt is a sellout.
This is not 2020. Today it’s harder.
Mothers*
The way his mind works is so adorable. I’m glad he’s cranky. His brand of cranky is comedy gold.
cominforyachips Not at all. It’s hard to be cranky AND likeable at the same time. He strikes that perfect balance.
He is far from adorable. Cranky means he's to lazy to understand social constructs of this world and how it's changing. All I see is an out of touch person complaining about things that don't really directly affect him.
voskidude I don’t think you get how standup works. To you, he’s simply and seriously...ranting. And wow does that say tons. About your iq.
@@rbeygarcia HE IS BORING. Nothing of interest. Stand up is supposed to be about interesting context and how you use it. Nothing here. That says a lot about your IQ.
voskidude Well, no... He can’t be THAT boring, if he got you all riled up. Over an ACT. Do you watch soaps and hold grudges against the cast, too?
Amen brother. Being a mom is the same as a stay at home dad. You feed, you cook, you clean, and you still did way less work than someone with an actual job.
"a pitbull is a gun you can pet" like I don't pet my guns.
Who doesn't
When I'm really excited I stroke mine
@@LonelyCinderella123 oh my..
@@Vemppu_Lutku Yeah and sometimes stuff comes out
@@LonelyCinderella123 i do hope they are not *black*
Was a military brat growing up and did my own stint. The other day at work our HR lady sent out an "encouragement email" since we are working from home during the virus. She started with when, as a military wife how she had to manage the house with he 2 kids and how mothers are used to this blah blah. Look, love my mom and she took care of my sister and i when my Pop was deployed and im sure we annoyed her etc. But this HR ladys husbands deplyed and even if hes not getting shot at , hes digging ditches, getting up at before the sun comes up , maybe out on the flight line loading missles in 100 dgrs in Afghanistan or sleeping in a tent for 6 month in Cosovo fixing jeeps. Hey HR lady just shut up.
She basically hijacked the pandemic crisis to get sanctimonious about being a mum. That'd piss me off, too.
Dude I was an ainfantryman 06-13 those women have it so fucking easy and all they do is fucknother dudes while you're deployed
I hate corporate people who take credit for others work. HR person who looks the other way at harassment and real issues and sends out an email and gets a 100k bonus
@@hipshot2g Ya got that right!!
These people are just those people who plead for appreciation coz they ain't getting any on their own...grow up woman
Every parent has sent their kids to their room "on some trumped up charges."
I'm usually not the biggest Burr fan but holy shit this bit and the pitbull bit right after had me howling.
His voice sounds like one of the home alone bad guys
Joe pesci
The wet/sticky bandits
Or someone from Goodfellas wink wink exclamation mark
More like Dave Gold from the war at home
his accent maybe
He's very raw and honest. Love it. He's our George Carlin.
That was actually Patrice ONeal
The only thing more hilarious than the jokes is seeing the pissed off feminists in the crowd. It's a real shame that this legendary comedian basically turned soft and became the very thing he mocks once he married his feminist wife.
@@JuntaJanardhanwhy did you leave this exact reply under so many different comments
I had a Great Dane for 10 years. People used to cross the street for me too. It was very nice and funny since they’re so passive.
I have seen scooby doo i aint afraid of great danes
Vato Dalakishvili 😂😂😂
My aunt had had two Great Danes. They are the nicest, most friendly dogs ever. Why would anyone be afraid?
bassage13 Ignorance
"I had a Great Dane for 10 years. People used to cross the street for me too. It was very nice and funny since they’re so passive."
Are you black?
He has the balls to say it on stage. Many men wouldn't even clap too it next to their wives
Hyenas eating PREGNANT deer alive in wild! 😭😭😭
Because they were men that actually love and deserve their wives. Simply ridiculous what most guys are saying here
@@Reituco hate to tell you but the divorce rate is half of everybody who gets married and to top it off the leading cause for divorce is infidelity,no it's not love that keeps a good chunk from clapping at his jokes it's the fear of sleeping on the couch when you get home
The only thing more hilarious than the jokes is seeing the pissed off feminists in the crowd. It's a real shame that this legendary comedian basically turned soft and became the very thing he mocks once he married his feminist wife.
I would never be with a wife who I couldn't "clap at jokes" next to. Especially very true hilarious jokes.
Being with a nagging controlling woman like that. It's gotta be miserable and what's the incentive of being with her? Holes?? No thank you.. not even almost worth it
his comedic timing is thing of legend
Aldiggy2000 takes years of road work.
"they dont even do a background check!" 😂😂😂
Actually it's a pretty valid point, who's to say they're not being used for bait dogs at dog fights?
@@GeneralG1810 Have some creativity, I can imagine what sort of psycho shit must happen to missing and abandoned dogs/cats everyday. From black magic to straight out torture, 'seen it all
@Emmanuel Goldstein It was just an example my point doesn't change anyone can get a dog or cat no problem at all, who's to say they're not using them for other purposes than pets
@@GeneralG1810 Lol you missed my point. I was saying even worse things happen with those "expendable" pets we see out there, including "free dogs". Underground dog fights are the least of their problems, there are serial psychos out there doing graphic things with the poor bastards. It's much easier for them to go for the defenseless. Background checks wouldn't be far fetched
@Emmanuel Goldstein No you missed my point it's not relevant what they use the animals for, abuse is abuse. Jesus seriously you're sitting there with a "But my example is worse than yours attitude" who gives a fuck! Abuse is abuse I don't care who's doing it and why!
"A pitbull is like a gun you can pet." 😂😂😂😂
I pet my guns all the time. They're very friendly. Just be careful not to pet their little curvy penises or they'll let off a load (if you know what I mean ;3 )
Thanks, I didn't know what he was saying. It came out all jumbled together on my phone
As a black guy the “black ppl have no idea..” joke just topped it all off I was rolling😂😂😂
Honestly fr funny asf. As a black guy I feel you bro.
As a translucide Guy I agree
I'm raising my son all by myself and it not a hard thing to do in fact I don't think of it as a job. It's amazing to get to watch them grow, play & learn if a female calls it hard then she just doesn't like being a parent.
What about 4 sons like some parents do.
@@archermadsen2028 its not like you get 4 at once lmao
@@wieser98 Do you know what quadruplets are? Also, you can have 4 kids born close together.
@All hail Biden sometimes you don't get to pick. Like twins or quadruplets. Its a lucky nightmare loool
@@voyaage1969 I had twins lol 😂 Blessing but as newborns it was hard. My ex-husband and I were exhausted for a few months.
I know motherhood can be exhausting but my husband works 14 hours everyday 7 days a week. No way my work is harder than his. Most woman just get entitled after becoming mother.
Female mechanic and mom but I can admit being a mom is hard. It ain’t a contest😂
@@millier.206 yeah it is hard ok, no bullshit, but it tends to get easier over the years, some jobs your kid starts taking over and also less risk.
So he never gets a day off and literally only has off time to sleep 8 hours? Either this is total bullsit or your left off the part where he gets off 2 weeks after one of these aforementioned shifts.
@@pwebb34 what u so pissed about? U a mother? Cuz people actually do work like that
@@millier.206 Guy who does everything for my SIX little siblings. from cleaning after, to cooking, to playing, to putting to bed, taking to school bus stops and etc... no it aint
Roofing in the middle of July in Phoenix is a crazy difficult job. Fml.
I got hired from a roofing company worked the first day in a hotel, when I got home I was sore from all my body the next day I had fever was tired that day I quit that job and I tell people that's one hard job to do.
@@armandoadame412 Hope you are doing okay now mate
what about roofing at night under bright lights?
Is it even possible to roof in Arizona in July? I went to visit a friend and I could barely stay outside long enough to get gas.
@@Akaya7777 that's what I was doing when I made the comment. now I maintenance walk in ovens while they are still running.
Bill lost his dog this year and we can see how much he loved his dog... he's a really good guy ❤️.
It's not a pitbull. It's a mix.
Mixed with what? Another pitbull?🤣🤣🤣🤣
I fucking lost it at that one.
It's got it's front paws taped up, shadowboxing, has a tear drop tattoo... It's a fucking pitbull!
@@Seattlefan77 Not Year drop, TEAR drop tattoo! It's a cliche for having killed someone.
@@bennoreuter4393 lol honest typo bru
i adopted a pitbull named cleo in ohio....
Parenting seems like on of those jobs that has a really easy minimum effort route but is pretty hard to do right
@Ana 75 okay my point still stands
Hard to do alot of things right but being a mom isnt the hardest and its not a job its a responsibility you chose to do.
@@ErectTidePod usually mothers who say it’s a job aren’t good ones , the responsibility of what your bringing to this world should be enough
So it’s easy to do but hard to do it right
@@deviljho4260 yes, to me its like how writing isnt like the most physically demanding task out there or anything, but 90% of people are probably not gonna write anything incredible if they do.
This guy is funny AF. Love this comedian. Totally unique style and narration. Hats off to Bill Burr.
Binge watching working on my abs....🤣
@@jackiekent8720 Get that 8 pack!!!
This guy is to much! Love how he just speaks what he wants. Cracks me up!
the kevin add was perfection
"hell with the batteries, what was that thing she pulled out if her pocket"
1:53 "Any job you can do in your pijamas is not difficult." 😂😂😂😂😂 PRICELESS!!
Bill's female voice impression always cracks me up.
The difficult aspect about parenthood is the endurance that it takes. You're constantly at work. Literally. Even when you're sleeping. Even when a nanny takes over, there's always a part of you that just cannot let go and find rest. A true parent stays ON. You just do not get a break for so many years. It exhausts your soul. With any other job you can clock out at some point within the day, or at least resign. There's no resignation in parenthood. It's the certain knowledge that your life isn't your own anymore, that part of the freedom you were born with has been amputated. It really gets on the mind.
And all of this is if you're doing a good job, because if you slip up for even a second, you risk that disaster could strike and you'd be left with an outcome that's permanently worse. You'd need to cope by amputating even more of yourself, but this time nothing could ever grow out of it.
Parenthood truly is not to be taken lightly. If you do then you're naïve and your children will always be the ones to pay hard for it. You know this because you're paying for all the ways that your own parents have underestimated it. We could've been so much more if they had just put in more effort.
Wut?
Its so true! I worked in construction in high school during 90 degree days and when mothers complained to me I told them, lets switch jobs! Importance doesn't equate difficulty.
Burr is gold.
No hes red! Haha
I've seen this bit a lot of times, but here you can see how he gets the crowd and how his delivery syncs in, which was off in the beginning. I'd love to see him live.
Can't believe that he becomes a father.
I love the evolution of this segment. It’s amazing.
Watching this video after the one he talked about how much he was hurt when he had to loose the dog he so clearly cared about. This guy is gold!
Bill's not a comedian he's a real hero
He is so underrated as a comedian. BRILLIANT!!!
And look at that...he didn't swear ONCE! Now he's just showing off!
Simon Mitchell he said "Asshole" during the first bit.
@@kingcassius2586 Didn't notice.
@@uraharamitchell7250 lmao you idiot 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I teach ESL and had very flexible hours when my son was a baby. For six months or so I worked couple hours in the morning, went back home to wake him up, changed his diapers, gave him some formula, spent some time with him playing or watching Barney, then gave him a bath, gave him lunch and prayed he felt sleepy enough after lunch to take a nap so I could do the same, cuz by 5PM I had to go back to work until 9.
Was it hard? No freaking way.
If you said all of this to a woman’s face in a non comical way.... oh lord
A real woman would take it well. A SJW feminist Liberal would try to eat your soul.
@@ChuckBeefOG luckily, Bill is a redhead xD
@@nickknife9681 endangered species?
@@ShadowcloneJutsu01 no soul
To make it worse. You say all this in a non-comical way inside a Starbucks.
Actually I'd rather go into a burning oil field than watch Bob the Builder intro again... xD
Cody Sykes yeah fully agree!! How many times are we talking? Only a 100 times or 1000 times? I’m the dad too, i can’t imagine how times my wife has sat through it lol!!!
the mention of the dang song is enough to start it on loop in my brain. nooooooo!!!
@@AussieDad79 you know it's bad when you and your 3 yr old watch the same shows blues Clue's blues clues handy dandy note book
“Bob the builder can he fix it” that always confused me because he is a builder not a fixer
Sure
Im a child carer and I'd rather be a "mother" and home maker than any other job in the world!!!! Bill I soooooo right
"Something you can take your day out on" gets me every time I hear it.
And I thought that working underground in a coal mine was bad, I couldn’t imagine watching cartoons in the daytime with some kids.
Dmeads 56 if that’s all you’re doing with your kids your a lazy ass mom
victoria hale then we got alot of lazzy ass moms
It so mundane taking care of children. It might not be the HARDEST job on the planet, but it is so mentally draining and taxing, you will question shoving a pencil into your eye.
@@plznotnoworever1878 "but it is so mentally draining and taxing"
So is working Night Shift. I'm still standing around doing next to nothing though.
@@porgiepugson4489 hot mineshaft, military in warzone behind enemy lines , fireman, deep sea giant waves fishing for days or weeks , top soldiers Navy SEAL , British SAS ,mountains/siberian icy truckers or bus drivers, Secret service sacrificing lives,.. These are real jobs with 95%-99% men in it for decades until now ,little has changed... The number of men parenting or be a good co-operating husband ,not some lazy couch are growing all over the country and the world over, which is truth
His jokes age so gracefully. I find myself coming back to these videos a few times a year 😂
I'm a dad. I raise my two kids the mother is practically absent. My daughter goes to daycare my son goes to school and I work to provide for them with no government assistance. No I am not there all the time because of work but when I am I put all my attention on them teaching my son how to be a good person and preparing him for adulthood. My daughter only 3yrs old teaching her right from wrong good from bad. It's not hard if you understand those concepts, want them to be better than you and show them you love them.
Salute ! I also did w 0 help from anyone (except lots of miracles from above) greatest opportunity ever
The version where he talks about oil-rig workers jumping from the oil rig that's on fire, into the water that's ALSO ON FIRE, I think is the best.
Bill Burr and Dave Chappelle I think are the FUNNIEST people 😂
I like your taste in comedians
Check out Ricky Gervais
Mrs G they had the best shit out last year
@@KarateWrestler205 oh god yeah. Sticks and stones had me dying!!!
@@KarateWrestler205 anything Dave Chappelle I love. We have his show on DVD and watch it almost every week. Bill Burr is also in some episodes of his show 😂
"Send em to bed anytime you want on some trumpt up charges." 😂😂😂😂 my mom all day lolol
i'm sure soldiers in the battlefield getting blown up to shreds are thinking "well at least i'm not a mother"
You have to be more than stupid if you actually WANT to become a soldier...
@@youtubesecurity7992 if u have to defend your children and family it worth it.
@@youtubesecurity7992 or u maybe love your country/freedom which isn't free ?
People want to feel appreciated for what they do whether it be motherhood or construction. You are appreciated, never forget it.
This guy is genius!! I love his humour and SO provocative. Bang on!!!!!
*Any* job you can do in your pajamas?
... checks out actually.
I can’t remember the last time I laughed this hard. Thank you!
Priceless...the more I watch this guy the more I respect him n his serious not serious comedy 🤣. Keep it up Bill!!
Look, I was raised by a single mother without a lot of support from my Dad, so I know what a pain in the ass it can be for single moms in particular when you don't have that help. But Burr is spot-on here--being a Mom (or a Dad) is not a job, it's a responsibility. And while it's challenging, it's definitely not hard in comparison to most actual jobs. I actually laugh my ass off whenever I see those memes saying that a Mom should be paid six figures for all the work she does. Seventy years ago or more? Yeah, being a mom could be tough because things were more labor-intensive. Now? COVID has basically confirmed that there's actually a lot more sitting around watching Netflix or Amazon Prime during the day than there is real, actual work going on.
It can be a pain in the ass to be a single mother if ur living in Iran or some shit. A woman should be just as capable as a man in terms of getting a job and sustaining herself!
@@Reituco WTF has Iran got to do with anything.
He said "stay at home mom" not "single mother".. it is waaaay different and he knows that.
Yeah, I said that on Facebook and now they hate me. Lol😅
@@raulpardomorales7994 It's more that it's tied into the pretense that women aren't somehow being properly compensated for "their labor," such as the "pay gap," which doesn't actually exist. It's just a derivative of marxist ideology and its dumb oppressed/oppressor false duality.
this is why he's the best comedian of all time
Wait...this isn't comedy. These are just facts
Facts that are told in a comedic manner.
So yeah it's comedy.
A bad comedian does funny things, a good comedian does things funny
@@goaliedude32 deeeep dude
Welcome to the world of Billy red balls Burr.
@@goaliedude32 So ummmmm, what about Eric Andre?
as a woman i totally agree. i love this guy he's like the only ACTUALLY FUNNY comedian i've ever watched
I highly recommend Richard Jeni's work.
Sadly, he committed suicide in the 2000's, but Burr reminds me of Jeni all the time.
did you just hatch out of a very large egg
George Carlin (r.i.p.) and Dave Chappelle just joined the chat.
@@soundsoftranquility2300 preachy and witty but not funny. Also, dave is very limited to just racial stuff that only Americans understand. But carlin and burr has more global appeal.
@@kfj6709 that's your opinion, you obviously don't watch Chappelle. He's called the goat for a reason.