Bill Burr - Motherhood Isn't The Hardest Job

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  • @scottyboiLP
    @scottyboiLP 5 років тому +3631

    Guy clapping at 1:57 is clapping with such conviction it’s like he just agreed with something a Louisiana gospel minister said on a Sunday morning.

    • @sawarebel
      @sawarebel 4 роки тому +43

      "Yay Yay i agreee"

    • @adamjozsa3318
      @adamjozsa3318 4 роки тому +44

      your comment is fucking gold man! excellent observation =)))

    • @beauteafulyou1616
      @beauteafulyou1616 4 роки тому +1

      You're a rude fucking idiot, but OK.

    • @Jdb63
      @Jdb63 4 роки тому +71

      @@beauteafulyou1616 And you're a sensitive fucking twat

    • @Tony.S420
      @Tony.S420 4 роки тому +16

      BeauTEAful You kiss your uncle with that mouth

  • @vanmorgan1867
    @vanmorgan1867 4 роки тому +12671

    This man has the balls to say what everyone thinks. That’s a hero

    • @kevindunne4271
      @kevindunne4271 4 роки тому +54

      The fact you think it takes ball proves you need to stop being a pussy!

    • @hydrocritical2268
      @hydrocritical2268 4 роки тому +52

      @@BoganBas Van never said those jobs werent heroic, read correctly and don't create conclusions like yours again. You spazoid

    • @hydrocritical2268
      @hydrocritical2268 4 роки тому +15

      @- are you serious, thats what hes saying🤣 the guy made a joke calling him a hero and said yeah man you speak your mind, good for you. Its not an overstatement C is comparing Bananas to apples with oh so this comedians really cool i respect him, to so you dont respect these people who risk their lives for you.

    • @hydrocritical2268
      @hydrocritical2268 4 роки тому +4

      @@BoganBas sooo to each their own?

    • @jaxonkaeller8730
      @jaxonkaeller8730 4 роки тому +9

      Careful Icarus you’re the true embodiment of a real man

  • @CARUSAR21
    @CARUSAR21 5 років тому +10691

    As a father I have to agree....
    It is one of the most IMPORTANT jobs... not the hardest.

    • @EllipsesMusicc
      @EllipsesMusicc 5 років тому +183

      Exactly what I thought

    • @EllipsesMusicc
      @EllipsesMusicc 5 років тому +60

      Though I'm no father..

    • @captaincumrag42069
      @captaincumrag42069 5 років тому +25

      Exactly

    • @jman94572
      @jman94572 5 років тому +133

      And every second person on earth is fully qualified to do it.

    • @ramone138
      @ramone138 5 років тому +105

      @@jman94572 And many do it by mistake. It's that important.

  • @railrodemike
    @railrodemike 2 роки тому +839

    I was a railroader and widower. My sons were ages 7 and 11 when their mother past away. They raised me on Black Sabbath and grunge rock. 10 years later. They gave me a Mother's Day Card. Inside this note. " Mom would be proud of you".

    • @familybusiness1224
      @familybusiness1224 2 роки тому +71

      You know you did a good job when your kids are not complaining about it. Best wishes to you and your children ❣️

    • @arunavasingh696
      @arunavasingh696 2 роки тому +33

      much love bro I'm proud of you too. ✌️

    • @RootBert397
      @RootBert397 2 роки тому +31

      Nothing but respect for you man. What you archieved is beyond believe.
      I wish you nothing but the best. Greetings from a a stranger across the pond

    • @WayneStatic171
      @WayneStatic171 2 роки тому +20

      Wow, what an amazing gift that they gave you. You know you have done a tremendous job when your kids give you this. I'm sorry for your loss. You are a hero.

    • @caveman357
      @caveman357 Рік тому +6

      👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽👍

  • @breny3
    @breny3 5 років тому +13144

    I’m a stay at home mom and I approve this message.

    • @atlienn2566
      @atlienn2566 5 років тому +517

      You’re what most men want! Stay that way!
      My god so many of you misinterpreted what I meant and that is I want my wife to be loyal and stay at home raising our child not putting my kid through some day care until he’s 10 or whatever that’s not right if you have a kid be the one to raise it I want to provide and take care of my wife and kid and make sure they have no financial worries ever not only that but to spoil traditional is the way to go and proven to work the best🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @MrWillypanda88
      @MrWillypanda88 5 років тому +348

      @Science not religion really? did you do some statistical analysis? can I see your sample size? Sorry, I didn't mean to troll, but, taking a short text as a basis for generalizing it to most men really didn't do you any favor in whatever message you want to spread.
      PS: That guy probably just meant that most men wish for a companion girl that are open to making fun about their daily lives without fear of being called misogynistic, or of course, in your own word, sexist asshole. Again, I am sorry if I offended you

    • @WhiteCrescent77
      @WhiteCrescent77 5 років тому +77

      @@breny3 Thank you. (I'm sorry, I didn't want to but I'm still gonna try to find right words and say that if a male had expressed same expressions as you have, he would definitely be termed misogynist and be on his way to castration. So, thank you for letting us know that mutual respect and understanding are still the way to go about and no one deserves special treatment, least of all based on gender. (Purely my opinion, can be rejected anytime, unless proven or accepted after polemic debate or something))

    • @benvasilinda9729
      @benvasilinda9729 5 років тому +82

      That’s because as hard as being a stay at home mom is, u know it’s not the hardest job in the world. So many more harder jobs out there.

    • @Ghost_PM11
      @Ghost_PM11 5 років тому +25

      We both are living the dream girl.

  • @dshoec
    @dshoec 5 років тому +6271

    My sister is 35 and never had a job. She constantly reminds me motherhood is the hardest job in the world.

    • @tjrosimo6749
      @tjrosimo6749 5 років тому +107

      So how did her kid/kids survived?

    • @23magneta
      @23magneta 5 років тому +759

      @@tjrosimo6749 Her husband probably works full time

    • @allanturton1637
      @allanturton1637 5 років тому +122

      Motherhood IS a job. A24-7 job or the kids suffer unless there is a father on hand who is willing to and capable of assisting.

    • @koihc
      @koihc 5 років тому +449

      Lol ask her to go to work while her husband takes care of the kids.

    • @Spaceysgurl
      @Spaceysgurl 5 років тому +7

      @@koihc lol. Kids should outlive their parents.

  • @sanenzak
    @sanenzak 5 років тому +10108

    UA-cam recommended this to me on mother's Day.. lol

    • @HungryTacoBoy
      @HungryTacoBoy 5 років тому +48

      Same. Haha.

    • @juniormyers5378
      @juniormyers5378 5 років тому +7

      😂

    • @Lynkk
      @Lynkk 5 років тому +83

      Finally the google bot is working as intended!

    • @TheRafaelBond
      @TheRafaelBond 5 років тому +1

      same lmao

    • @TheZigzagman
      @TheZigzagman 5 років тому +12

      I would assume it's because it has the word "mother" in the title.
      Here I thought their algorithm was super complicated.

  • @nategwright
    @nategwright 2 роки тому +84

    “it’s like a gun you can pet” is a great line

  • @Dennis-nc3vw
    @Dennis-nc3vw 3 роки тому +3720

    The problem is people have trouble separating the concepts of "hard" and "important" in their mind. My mom was a stay at home mom and I'm very grateful for that. But if staying home with your own flesh and blood is the hardest thing you can imagine, you had no business being a parent in the first place.
    Making time to spend with your spouse is also important, much more important than spending that hour at work. Does that mean that having a romantic dinner on your anniversary is *hard*? No.

    • @mogeybear-morgan4580
      @mogeybear-morgan4580 3 роки тому +120

      Agreed. Yes it’s exhausting, sooo damn exhausting at times the anxiety can be horrific but i am lucky i get to be a sahm still. There are many women who cant who wish they could. It’s important being a parent but it also gives me joy but no its not the hardest job on the planet lol i love that bit too and honestly on hard days you gotta think like that. Thats why i try to make sure my husband who works hard and has to get up go out in the world and deal with ppl, doesnt have to do much when he gets home from work cause even on the weekends hes doing all the other work around here too. Gotta be thankful! Plus bill is a nice family man still as well now, hes just that one voice in your head saying the things you try not to say out loud 😂 i love him

    • @sitcomlover2894
      @sitcomlover2894 2 роки тому +5

      right!!!

    • @viswaprasanna941
      @viswaprasanna941 2 роки тому +11

      You never met my ex-wife.

    • @mateuszmattias
      @mateuszmattias 2 роки тому +29

      @@mogeybear-morgan4580 My boss up until a month ago is now a stay at home mom. I really miss her, because she was great, and I owe her a lot for my current position. But that said I fully understand her decision. She had the feeling she was missing her oldest girls entire childhood. So she quit (not all people can do that I know) and she is quite happy being home with her three kids now.

    • @jamescoulton5138
      @jamescoulton5138 2 роки тому +3

      How do you pay for that

  • @HeavilyArmed
    @HeavilyArmed 5 років тому +14248

    Solder: *Steps on landmine and loses both legs*
    Medic: "Hang in there, you're gunna be alrght! At least you're not a mother."

    • @jasondyrkacz8270
      @jasondyrkacz8270 5 років тому +530

      Soldier: I don't know how I'd bend over putting DVDs into DVD players.

    • @justanothernerdydude4391
      @justanothernerdydude4391 5 років тому +45

      Soldier.

    • @Mortum_Rex
      @Mortum_Rex 5 років тому +41

      @Dr.Science He must be a stay at home dad. That DVD back is making him cranky.

    • @alapatit7664
      @alapatit7664 5 років тому +10

      LMAOOO

    • @BrianPex
      @BrianPex 5 років тому +200

      Christina Reynolds Yeah like crane operators working in the wind on top of a 800 foot tower crane. Many lives at risk. Please don’t compare what a mom does to some jobs that are hell. If you’re a mom and you hate the job, you shouldn’t be a mom. Period.

  • @StoneShards
    @StoneShards 5 років тому +23820

    It must be a difficult job, judging by how poorly it's usually done.

    • @Flies_the_limit
      @Flies_the_limit 5 років тому +458

      👍

    • @kryzs_kornhell
      @kryzs_kornhell 5 років тому +347

      Nice one!

    • @fenecofeneco19
      @fenecofeneco19 5 років тому +168

      Looking in the mirror?

    • @arhamsaa
      @arhamsaa 5 років тому +480

      The thing is there are no tests and exams for being a parent, just being 18+ is the only requirement for being a parent, that's the reason why 90% of the world is stupid, stupid parents stupid kids.

    • @JakeMCGreen
      @JakeMCGreen 4 роки тому +7

      Grab Lemon horseshit ass insult. What you just said made me go yiiiiickkkkk.
      Shut up stupid

  • @sstaners1234
    @sstaners1234 2 роки тому +177

    “Any job you can do in your pajamas is not difficult.”
    Bill Burr went there. 🤣

  • @vitocorleone1462
    @vitocorleone1462 6 років тому +1448

    I love how he just slightly steps over that line you're not supposed to cross, and he doesn't give a shit

  • @chayob8914
    @chayob8914 8 років тому +4266

    Ive heard these bits so many times and they still make me laugh out loud xD

    • @MrBranboom
      @MrBranboom 6 років тому +7

      Honest;y, it's getting embarrassing.

    • @blackdragonstory1122
      @blackdragonstory1122 6 років тому +10

      I watched it so much that I noticed a slight miss aka he started with a different joke and then went into the duraccell batteries joke.
      First time I heard these jokes I was dying from laughter,now I just smile and agree with his jokes.
      Maybe if I was there.

    • @vinnievalentine421
      @vinnievalentine421 5 років тому

      For who.... Your mother? 🤣

    • @erandf7409
      @erandf7409 5 років тому

      Same here 😂😂

    • @xonecinema
      @xonecinema 5 років тому +3

      Dude foreal. No other comic's jokes are as repeatable as Burr's

  • @katiestyer6432
    @katiestyer6432 4 роки тому +4841

    My brother is a redheaded roofer for 30 years...every part of his body has been replaced

    • @gomiko8979
      @gomiko8979 4 роки тому +282

      No offense, am just curious.. What about his dick?

    • @marinemccord1059
      @marinemccord1059 4 роки тому +72

      I see what you did there, and Bill would be proud 🙌🏽🤣

    • @thoughtfuldevil6069
      @thoughtfuldevil6069 4 роки тому +70

      Is his name Theseus?

    • @drewidz5909
      @drewidz5909 4 роки тому +7

      Triggers broom mate

    • @Bughunt89
      @Bughunt89 4 роки тому +4

      Marine McCord would he now?

  • @lisashinn3367
    @lisashinn3367 3 роки тому +161

    I so love Bill Burr He is spot on everytime.. Funny and truthful at the same time.

    • @JuntaJanardhan
      @JuntaJanardhan Рік тому +2

      The only thing more hilarious than the jokes is seeing the pissed off feminists in the crowd. It's a real shame that this legendary comedian basically turned soft and became the very thing he mocks once he married his feminist wife.

  • @shmookins
    @shmookins 5 років тому +906

    A legend. His act is so polished it's a thing of beauty.

    • @conc3d189
      @conc3d189 5 років тому +17

      The amazing thing is, this is the unpolished version. When he does it in his special his execution is much better

    • @plasticweapon
      @plasticweapon 5 років тому +7

      an act is what it is, and when it's done he goes home to his feminist wife.

    • @HankGowdey
      @HankGowdey 5 років тому +1

      @@plasticweapon Ol' Billy Cuckold

    • @TheRafaelBond
      @TheRafaelBond 5 років тому +2

      @@plasticweapon lol, havent been paying attention to his podcast much lately, has the wife's act/feminism worsened? is he giving in?

    • @voskidude
      @voskidude 5 років тому

      a polished turd is still a turd.

  • @Rogersensei93
    @Rogersensei93 8 років тому +2355

    "something you can take your day out on." hahah the crowd didn't know how to react

    • @jamesroboyle
      @jamesroboyle 6 років тому +22

      Too fucking soft up in Montreal apparently.

    • @hush-615
      @hush-615 5 років тому +54

      @@jamesroboyle they laughed pretty damn audibly but when it comes to Bill Burr no one ever laughs hard enough for you UA-cam warriors apparently

    • @mixwell12333
      @mixwell12333 5 років тому +9

      @@hush-615 i also think these guys haven't taken into consideration that this is from like 2009-10 just before everyone really got there panties in a bunch.

    • @TheMAnimal617
      @TheMAnimal617 5 років тому +14

      I like how he laughs like he can’t believe what comes out his mouth

    • @cami11050
      @cami11050 5 років тому +9

      I have a little annoying poodle. I'd never do it but I make the joke about punting her like a football. So I laughed so hard when he said it. Haven't laughed that hard in awhile 😂

  • @D.Antony
    @D.Antony 4 роки тому +1653

    Bill is unbelievably funny. It simply doesn't get any better than this.

    • @HennryHammerhead
      @HennryHammerhead 4 роки тому +6

      Idk man, Gabriel Iglesias might be able to give him a run for his money.

    • @aquariuswagewar7658
      @aquariuswagewar7658 4 роки тому +1

      Both of those names mentioned are hardly funny 😂

    • @HennryHammerhead
      @HennryHammerhead 4 роки тому +13

      @@aquariuswagewar7658 Thats fine my guy, everyone has their own preferences.

    • @KJ_2020
      @KJ_2020 4 роки тому +10

      i think bill is exceptionally funny while having a conversation or being interviewed. don't think i could sit through an entire set. just the way he speaks gets irritating after a while. too screechy

    • @markmcgowan172
      @markmcgowan172 4 роки тому +1

      Frankie Boyle

  • @tomfoolery5665
    @tomfoolery5665 2 роки тому +51

    Billy thanks for cracking me up my love passed away from a heart condition called SCAD and I've been so depressed but then I watch your shows and it makes me happy even if it's temporary I thank you sir keep being you brother. I'm A FDNY firefighter and ex army ranger so this show you spoke the truth so thanks again

  • @HimLahey
    @HimLahey 4 роки тому +6798

    "how would Oprah know, shes not even a mom"

    • @ivanolsen7966
      @ivanolsen7966 4 роки тому +69

      hang on ! ....you try to keep 300 cream cakes from spoiling

    • @jamesagwe2981
      @jamesagwe2981 4 роки тому +34

      @@ivanolsen7966 nah that's Rosie o,donald

    • @Nastyfinger1444
      @Nastyfinger1444 4 роки тому +107

      Oprah is a muff muncher who loves Harvey Weinstein.

    • @snakevenom4954
      @snakevenom4954 4 роки тому +3

      @Giada_De_Low_Rent_Tits And the fact some of them believe it's a privelege when it's just what they like

    • @sufiankhan1
      @sufiankhan1 4 роки тому +2

      oh snap

  • @JJ-hg9bb
    @JJ-hg9bb 4 роки тому +1411

    Nobody talkin bout the dog 😂😂 “it’s a mix” “mixed with what another pit bull” 🤣🤣 Yo Burr gotta be one of the funniest dudes on the earth.

    • @mattparker1078
      @mattparker1078 4 роки тому +30

      Shit had me rollin . 😂

    • @172-e5s
      @172-e5s 3 роки тому +6

      He's been my favorite for a long time

    • @24B791
      @24B791 3 роки тому +13

      Tear drop tattoo haha

    • @shocktrauma85
      @shocktrauma85 3 роки тому +6

      I saw him do stand-up here in Baltimore a couple years back. IDK if I've ever laughed as hard at comedy as with him. At least not since Carlin.

    • @willhickey7387
      @willhickey7387 3 роки тому +5

      Lmao. I have a gamebred working pit bull that's ducking nuts. Loves people but if it has fur it has to die.

  • @Dzeroed
    @Dzeroed 5 років тому +774

    I'm not a mother, I'm a father and I can say that given the choice, back when my son was obsessed with that fucking shark song? I would have sprinted into those flames 😂😂😂

    • @Umarohh
      @Umarohh 3 роки тому +15

      😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭

    • @okamiexe1501
      @okamiexe1501 3 роки тому +41

      "Its take you kids to work day"

    • @steve8803
      @steve8803 3 роки тому +4

      @Draeas LOL I know your wife already has this figured out, that's what her noise cancelling headphones are for!

    • @Dzeroed
      @Dzeroed 3 роки тому +4

      @@steve8803 She's partially deaf in one ear, furniture is arranged for maximum protection so yep, she had it well sussed out much more logically before I started working on a theoretical mind spreadsheet to hypothesize whether I could realistically afford skin grafts from 3rd degree burns. 😂

    • @r4chl93
      @r4chl93 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂

  • @brandaonb4249
    @brandaonb4249 Рік тому +198

    No truer words have ever been spoken! Burr is an amazing comedian!

    • @JuntaJanardhan
      @JuntaJanardhan Рік тому +1

      The only thing more hilarious than the jokes is seeing the pissed off feminists in the crowd. It's a real shame that this legendary comedian basically turned soft and became the very thing he mocks once he married his feminist wife.

    • @brotherdarkness4138
      @brotherdarkness4138 Рік тому

      Mothers hardest worker in the room 😂😂😂😂

  • @Canadianvoice
    @Canadianvoice 4 роки тому +6120

    Men come climbing out of a mine shaft coughing up black lung
    Doctor: you have lung cancer but at least you're not a mother.

    • @darrenrivers2732
      @darrenrivers2732 4 роки тому +12

      dam

    • @Canadianvoice
      @Canadianvoice 4 роки тому +5

      @Adam thanks.

    • @nickolas6664
      @nickolas6664 4 роки тому +17

      I choked on the blunt when I read this one lol

    • @nickolas6664
      @nickolas6664 4 роки тому

      @Shrek lol

    • @UniteForgetLeftRight
      @UniteForgetLeftRight 4 роки тому +18

      You can quit though and no big deal but if you quit being a parent you're a deadbeat negligent parent. Also shifts in the coal mine eventually end for the day, being a parent is a 18 year long shift that costs tens of thousands of dollars.

  • @lucasg1478
    @lucasg1478 4 роки тому +4221

    "I don't know why black people complain about that, I love having a whole side of the street to myself"
    Dude, I'm laughing

    • @boult1487
      @boult1487 4 роки тому +9

      Didn't get that

    • @FREE_WILL_DEFENDER
      @FREE_WILL_DEFENDER 4 роки тому +126

      Hilarious i never thought of it like that (black male here)

    • @bread8609
      @bread8609 4 роки тому +76

      @@boult1487 it means no one walks on the same wise of the street as them

    • @alertoyetate7723
      @alertoyetate7723 4 роки тому +64

      Where are the race sensitive people? I can hear people going nuts about that, “He is racist” 😂😂😂😂

    • @henockabi318
      @henockabi318 4 роки тому +96

      Alert OyeTate sjw have destroyed comedy I’m black and I find it very funny but sjw would loose it

  • @gwt0001
    @gwt0001 7 років тому +674

    He rides the line of offensive and hilarious better than anyone out there, and brings out the best sense of humor in every audience that I've seen. Best comedian, hands down.

    • @gabrielgarcia437
      @gabrielgarcia437 6 років тому +6

      Eehh idk.. louis has made people laugh at dead babies, white priviledge, racism, and pedophilia.. ya know, shit like that..

    • @undertakerblaise256
      @undertakerblaise256 5 років тому +4

      Uhhh.....Chappelle?

    • @joemarshall4226
      @joemarshall4226 5 років тому +1

      What is offensive is the way the tv mentality belittles people without even realizing it....or takes people for granted...like guys who work on oil rigs....

    • @effortlessawareness8778
      @effortlessawareness8778 5 років тому +2

      Its his voice and delivery, Boston accent

    • @Ro33West
      @Ro33West 5 років тому +1

      He is definitely almost crazy

  • @lford8141
    @lford8141 2 роки тому +23

    Never gets old , everything he talks about is real and hilarious .

  • @JumpinJAKEFlash
    @JumpinJAKEFlash 8 років тому +807

    Bill Burr is a hilarious man. He's one of the best comedians out there.

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 7 років тому +3

      Ikr? I was drinking at a gun you can pet and now I regret it.

    • @overtheedge9298
      @overtheedge9298 6 років тому +3

      Jumpin' JAKE Flash He, and George Carlin. Fuckin hey.

    • @irishpride4360
      @irishpride4360 5 років тому +2

      THE funniest comedian

    • @joemarshall4226
      @joemarshall4226 5 років тому

      George isn't at Bill's level, IMHO...he had his moments, but he had a lot of bad material, too. Robert Klein was funnier, but he gave it up.....Richard Pryor was as funny as Bill (at his best)...so was Sinbad....check out his special at Morehouse State@@overtheedge9298

    • @michellemears8227
      @michellemears8227 5 років тому

      Jim Jeffries Is good too

  • @sardarwaqar2758
    @sardarwaqar2758 4 роки тому +8234

    We are living in times when Comedians make more sense than politicians and speak more truth than journalists.

    • @rea9473
      @rea9473 4 роки тому +277

      That's always been the case hasn't it?

    • @demonking86420
      @demonking86420 4 роки тому +69

      That was the case since decades ago smh literally nothing has changed since then except for new brands of retards called social justice warriors and "woke" culture and antifa

    • @MBeist-vi7ho
      @MBeist-vi7ho 4 роки тому +1

      Imagine being so fuckin stupid that you think journalists and politicians make any sense whatsoever.

    • @fernandocuevas6148
      @fernandocuevas6148 4 роки тому +7

      Amen to that

    • @wolfchacer0139
      @wolfchacer0139 4 роки тому +3

      @- Like you just did, bravo to yourself.

  • @pasindumadushanka4493
    @pasindumadushanka4493 3 роки тому +1613

    When Bill is done with COMEDY he will be remembered as one of the all time greats.

    • @AmanSingh-qn3mw
      @AmanSingh-qn3mw 2 роки тому +16

      He is 💎

    • @tigerlilysoma588
      @tigerlilysoma588 2 роки тому +1

      Naw

    • @Kratonhelps
      @Kratonhelps 2 роки тому +19

      @@tigerlilysoma588 yuhh. Ur an L

    • @Kingiam123
      @Kingiam123 2 роки тому +11

      I agree. Like Carlin. The world has gotten so crazy that we actually listen to comedians to remember common sense and truth.

    • @vignesh1065
      @vignesh1065 2 роки тому +12

      He already is. I can't think of anyone better. He can make a joke out of any damn thing.

  • @Cee_B
    @Cee_B 3 роки тому +140

    As a black guy the “black ppl have no idea..” joke just topped it all off I was rolling😂😂😂

    • @israrobinson5175
      @israrobinson5175 2 роки тому +5

      Honestly fr funny asf. As a black guy I feel you bro.

    • @NoWayToHell
      @NoWayToHell 7 місяців тому

      As a translucide Guy I agree

  • @TheMAnimal617
    @TheMAnimal617 5 років тому +4929

    “A pit bull is a gun you can pet.”

    • @LEMMYKISGOD
      @LEMMYKISGOD 5 років тому +86

      Yep, definitely has a Hair Trigger

    • @lebronfitzgerald8129
      @lebronfitzgerald8129 5 років тому +46

      Lemmy K. Is God you have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people, what say you in your defense?

    • @blank.e5plus
      @blank.e5plus 5 років тому +18

      tie a flag to its collar and that's as american as it gets. GOD BLESS AMERICA!

    • @Pitviper1979
      @Pitviper1979 5 років тому +42

      Not at all. Unless you raise or teach them to be viscious, they have no desire to fight. Now Pomeranians on the other hand are generally nasty dogs.

    • @Jack-yg7pi
      @Jack-yg7pi 5 років тому +26

      Pitviper1979
      There’s always one...

  • @ravirajprajapati9951
    @ravirajprajapati9951 4 роки тому +9012

    Deep down we know Bill is probably writing a joke about corona with "its actually good for our planet." in it.

    • @TrollOmnipotence
      @TrollOmnipotence 4 роки тому +224

      He's doing it for George Carlin. He would def be enjoying this COVID-19 shitshow God Rest his Soul

    • @ouch2925
      @ouch2925 4 роки тому +26

      Had that line of thought as soon as people started quarantining

    • @pedroguerrero3862
      @pedroguerrero3862 4 роки тому +17

      Well in a way it did some good in terms of the environment, just look at alot of city around the world. There multiple accounts of animals coming into the cities, there boars in the street of France and multiple rats on the streets of new Orleans

    • @JustJordanLive
      @JustJordanLive 4 роки тому +25

      Raviraj Prajapati check out his bit on “we need a plague”

    • @sdashia
      @sdashia 4 роки тому +9

      Maybe he'll tie it into his cruise ship bit.

  • @Patrick.Weightman
    @Patrick.Weightman 5 років тому +1683

    "roofing in july"
    oh so what
    "as a red-head"
    *OOF*

    • @justindavid8951
      @justindavid8951 5 років тому +66

      Didnt see you're comment at first. I did roofing in the summer in the Appalachian mountains. My shoes were melting to the shingles, the labor I could handle. Sun poisoning was the hard part

    • @jeramysteve3394
      @jeramysteve3394 5 років тому +17

      @@justindavid8951 jesus..I hope you"re paid well cuz most physical labour workers are skinned for money

    • @sammccourt2949
      @sammccourt2949 5 років тому +7

      just finished flex sealing this roof with a mop over the course of two days sounds easy but i’m the most ginger most people will ever meet i can barely move now

    • @scinnik8786
      @scinnik8786 5 років тому +16

      I'm a ginger and have been roofing for 10 years. The trick is going in before dawn and leaving by noon, but I do new construction. I doubt homeowners want a tear off to go down that way lol.

    • @Grumpy_old_Boot
      @Grumpy_old_Boot 5 років тому +10

      Being bald is almost as bad as being Ginger when working outdoor … the skin up top gets so unbelievably dry, it's almost like bloody parchment!
      You have to bring heavy duty sunscreen *and* heavy duty moisturizer, or it's gonna go badly wrong.
      … yes … I speak from experience. 🌡🥵

  • @cyberdelicxp9125
    @cyberdelicxp9125 Рік тому +63

    Bill is an absolute Slayer on stage

    • @threepot
      @threepot Рік тому

      Watch Frankie Boyle audience annihilation

  • @Cristinact
    @Cristinact 5 років тому +533

    "He's got a teardrop tattoo" LOL

  • @grumpyboomer61
    @grumpyboomer61 5 років тому +1450

    It's not a pitbull. It's a mix.
    Mixed with what? Another pitbull?🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @TarnaBarTM
      @TarnaBarTM 4 роки тому +23

      I fucking lost it at that one.

    • @Seattlefan77
      @Seattlefan77 4 роки тому +9

      It's got it's front paws taped up, shadowboxing, has a tear drop tattoo... It's a fucking pitbull!

    • @bennoreuter4393
      @bennoreuter4393 4 роки тому +2

      @@Seattlefan77 Not Year drop, TEAR drop tattoo! It's a cliche for having killed someone.

    • @Seattlefan77
      @Seattlefan77 4 роки тому +2

      @@bennoreuter4393 lol honest typo bru

    • @Thranotheoneandonly
      @Thranotheoneandonly 4 роки тому +2

      i adopted a pitbull named cleo in ohio....

  • @mathewthecrow
    @mathewthecrow 4 роки тому +6417

    My mom works so hard she has to drink two bottle of wine everyday just to distract herself from the pain of hard boiling eggs and fold clothes

    • @crs290
      @crs290 4 роки тому +345

      I'll keep your mom in my prayers.

    • @juliapigworthy
      @juliapigworthy 4 роки тому +58

      Has she got enough wine?

    • @jungoo3486
      @jungoo3486 4 роки тому +36

      Does your dad even do anything (if he's there) or just sit around on his ass?

    • @rushfan9thcmd
      @rushfan9thcmd 4 роки тому +199

      @@jungoo3486 as one who has been a single father raising my 3 sons the last 20 years, his description fits many and isnt an isolated thing.

    •  4 роки тому +85

      Show her a little gratitude a little love a little appreciation, maybe she'll feel like a human again 🙄

  • @EpicAlcatraz99
    @EpicAlcatraz99 2 роки тому +513

    He has the balls to say it on stage. Many men wouldn't even clap too it next to their wives

    • @jkshallinheritearth3883
      @jkshallinheritearth3883 2 роки тому +4

      Hyenas eating PREGNANT deer alive in wild! 😭😭😭

    • @Reituco
      @Reituco Рік тому +9

      Because they were men that actually love and deserve their wives. Simply ridiculous what most guys are saying here

    • @davidhamilton6883
      @davidhamilton6883 Рік тому +26

      @@Reituco hate to tell you but the divorce rate is half of everybody who gets married and to top it off the leading cause for divorce is infidelity,no it's not love that keeps a good chunk from clapping at his jokes it's the fear of sleeping on the couch when you get home

    • @JuntaJanardhan
      @JuntaJanardhan Рік тому +9

      The only thing more hilarious than the jokes is seeing the pissed off feminists in the crowd. It's a real shame that this legendary comedian basically turned soft and became the very thing he mocks once he married his feminist wife.

    • @bigjerm1631
      @bigjerm1631 Рік тому +9

      I would never be with a wife who I couldn't "clap at jokes" next to. Especially very true hilarious jokes.
      Being with a nagging controlling woman like that. It's gotta be miserable and what's the incentive of being with her? Holes?? No thank you.. not even almost worth it

  • @habes1486
    @habes1486 4 роки тому +2715

    Soldier gets his limbs blown off.
    Medic: You think that's bad? Try being a mom.

  • @kiraqify
    @kiraqify 3 роки тому +1554

    "Any job you can do in your pajamas is not difficult. "
    CEO's working from home during pandemic *nervous sweating*

    • @riskyrymes
      @riskyrymes 3 роки тому +10

      😂😂

    • @tarrker
      @tarrker 3 роки тому +24

      I work at the front desk of a hotel over night and I felt attacked until I remembered that I have to wear a uniform... But I don't wear shoes. :P

    • @aweebtaku429
      @aweebtaku429 2 роки тому +6

      @@tarrker no shoes 👀

    • @tarrker
      @tarrker 2 роки тому +12

      @@aweebtaku429 nope. Most of the time it's just stocking feet. I'm actually required to remove my shoes before entering any of the rooms. We have special slippers we're supposed to use. But, I'm a huge man working in a female dominated field. Even the extra large slippers don't come even close to fitting me. So, I just keep my feet clean and walk around in my socks. LoL :)

    • @LyricsOfALifetime
      @LyricsOfALifetime 2 роки тому +10

      Lmao the punchline is CEOs actually working

  • @johnpoulton9446
    @johnpoulton9446 4 роки тому +409

    Was a military brat growing up and did my own stint. The other day at work our HR lady sent out an "encouragement email" since we are working from home during the virus. She started with when, as a military wife how she had to manage the house with he 2 kids and how mothers are used to this blah blah. Look, love my mom and she took care of my sister and i when my Pop was deployed and im sure we annoyed her etc. But this HR ladys husbands deplyed and even if hes not getting shot at , hes digging ditches, getting up at before the sun comes up , maybe out on the flight line loading missles in 100 dgrs in Afghanistan or sleeping in a tent for 6 month in Cosovo fixing jeeps. Hey HR lady just shut up.

    • @annakateputter_littlered
      @annakateputter_littlered 4 роки тому +66

      She basically hijacked the pandemic crisis to get sanctimonious about being a mum. That'd piss me off, too.

    • @hipshot2g
      @hipshot2g 4 роки тому +21

      Dude I was an ainfantryman 06-13 those women have it so fucking easy and all they do is fucknother dudes while you're deployed

    • @gfunk63901
      @gfunk63901 4 роки тому +13

      I hate corporate people who take credit for others work. HR person who looks the other way at harassment and real issues and sends out an email and gets a 100k bonus

    • @172-e5s
      @172-e5s 3 роки тому +1

      @@hipshot2g Ya got that right!!

    • @GamingwithBlaze
      @GamingwithBlaze 3 роки тому +1

      These people are just those people who plead for appreciation coz they ain't getting any on their own...grow up woman

  • @stephenreeds3632
    @stephenreeds3632 Рік тому +5

    Not denigrating anyone's role as a parent, but I used to get up for work at 5.15, take a bus and a train, work as a Primary School teacher, travel back on a train and a bus for 90 mins to get back home and then play, hear read, help with homework and them read 2 lots of bedtime stories. Loved doing it, they were my children but to me lectured by someone like Winfrey that my job is not hard is a bloody insult. Both parents work as hard as possible for their children. Bill, you're spot on....as ever.

  • @maryamsiraz1781
    @maryamsiraz1781 4 роки тому +842

    I know motherhood can be exhausting but my husband works 14 hours everyday 7 days a week. No way my work is harder than his. Most woman just get entitled after becoming mother.

    • @millier.206
      @millier.206 4 роки тому +53

      Female mechanic and mom but I can admit being a mom is hard. It ain’t a contest😂

    • @ryeryeryerye
      @ryeryeryerye 4 роки тому +83

      @@millier.206 yeah it is hard ok, no bullshit, but it tends to get easier over the years, some jobs your kid starts taking over and also less risk.

    • @pwebb34
      @pwebb34 3 роки тому +48

      So he never gets a day off and literally only has off time to sleep 8 hours? Either this is total bullsit or your left off the part where he gets off 2 weeks after one of these aforementioned shifts.

    • @whoanelly2605
      @whoanelly2605 3 роки тому +71

      @@pwebb34 what u so pissed about? U a mother? Cuz people actually do work like that

    • @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica
      @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica 3 роки тому +6

      @@millier.206 Guy who does everything for my SIX little siblings. from cleaning after, to cooking, to playing, to putting to bed, taking to school bus stops and etc... no it aint

  • @JonwithnoH0823
    @JonwithnoH0823 3 роки тому +330

    My 70 year old grandmother who still has to look after her 50 year old son (my uncle) says that motherhood is not the hardest job, but is an important job.

    • @ppwithaweewee9403
      @ppwithaweewee9403 3 роки тому +20

      It is important indeed, but no way harder but still hard.

    • @Doom_Head95
      @Doom_Head95 2 роки тому

      Is they're a medical problem with you're uncle? Cause i got a 50 year old uncle that lives with my grandma and he's drug addict freeloading loser

    • @marvin2678
      @marvin2678 Рік тому

      Why does she still have to Look after him

    • @JonwithnoH0823
      @JonwithnoH0823 Рік тому +9

      @@marvin2678 torn back, seizures, anger issues, divorced twice, hooked on painkillers, etc.

    • @bogdanpetretudorascu363
      @bogdanpetretudorascu363 Рік тому +3

      ​@@JonwithnoH0823 life is so rough. Damn

  • @ohyeahisthatwhatyouthink6088
    @ohyeahisthatwhatyouthink6088 4 роки тому +144

    He laughs when hes happy the audience isnt being offended, I love his genuine love for being a comedian. Comments on what he wants and dont care.

  • @steve58407
    @steve58407 2 роки тому +13

    BB says the most jaw-dropping things and then hilariously backs it up. Courageous and outrageous!

    • @JuntaJanardhan
      @JuntaJanardhan Рік тому +1

      The only thing more hilarious than the jokes is seeing the pissed off feminists in the crowd. It's a real shame that this legendary comedian basically turned soft and became the very thing he mocks once he married his feminist wife.

    • @matejzizanovic7959
      @matejzizanovic7959 Рік тому +1

      @@JuntaJanardhan or maybe now that he is a father realizes some things he said were bs. Now that im a father i can say id take roofing in july every day of the week, easy. Yes once you get to the playing dvds part its easy, but those first couple of months, baby with colics, screaming 24/7 no break no sleep no going home, definetly hardest thing weve ever done and i did roofing.

  • @bobthompson4319
    @bobthompson4319 5 років тому +658

    Roofing in the middle of July in Phoenix is a crazy difficult job. Fml.

    • @armandoadame412
      @armandoadame412 5 років тому +29

      I got hired from a roofing company worked the first day in a hotel, when I got home I was sore from all my body the next day I had fever was tired that day I quit that job and I tell people that's one hard job to do.

    • @deadshade7829
      @deadshade7829 5 років тому +7

      @@armandoadame412 Hope you are doing okay now mate

    • @Dulcimerea
      @Dulcimerea 5 років тому

      what about roofing at night under bright lights?

    • @Akaya7777
      @Akaya7777 5 років тому +5

      Is it even possible to roof in Arizona in July? I went to visit a friend and I could barely stay outside long enough to get gas.

    • @bobthompson4319
      @bobthompson4319 5 років тому +2

      @@Akaya7777 that's what I was doing when I made the comment. now I maintenance walk in ovens while they are still running.

  • @tylerhamlin
    @tylerhamlin 5 років тому +1738

    "a pitbull is a gun you can pet" like I don't pet my guns.

    • @skitouche91
      @skitouche91 5 років тому +36

      Who doesn't

    • @LonelyCinderella123
      @LonelyCinderella123 5 років тому +46

      When I'm really excited I stroke mine

    • @Vemppu_Lutku
      @Vemppu_Lutku 5 років тому +30

      @@LonelyCinderella123 oh my..

    • @LonelyCinderella123
      @LonelyCinderella123 5 років тому +21

      @@Vemppu_Lutku Yeah and sometimes stuff comes out

    • @Vemppu_Lutku
      @Vemppu_Lutku 5 років тому +5

      @@LonelyCinderella123 i do hope they are not *black*

  • @JWW60
    @JWW60 4 роки тому +616

    I'm raising my son all by myself and it not a hard thing to do in fact I don't think of it as a job. It's amazing to get to watch them grow, play & learn if a female calls it hard then she just doesn't like being a parent.

    • @archermadsen2028
      @archermadsen2028 3 роки тому +5

      What about 4 sons like some parents do.

    • @wieser98
      @wieser98 3 роки тому +50

      @@archermadsen2028 its not like you get 4 at once lmao

    • @archermadsen2028
      @archermadsen2028 3 роки тому +31

      @@wieser98 Do you know what quadruplets are? Also, you can have 4 kids born close together.

    • @voyaage1969
      @voyaage1969 3 роки тому +13

      @All hail Biden sometimes you don't get to pick. Like twins or quadruplets. Its a lucky nightmare loool

    • @r4chl93
      @r4chl93 3 роки тому +9

      @@voyaage1969 I had twins lol 😂 Blessing but as newborns it was hard. My ex-husband and I were exhausted for a few months.

  • @jonbradley4044
    @jonbradley4044 Рік тому +22

    I'm usually not the biggest Burr fan but holy shit this bit and the pitbull bit right after had me howling.

  • @jamessins1163
    @jamessins1163 5 років тому +386

    "to hell with these mother's" ! Dude has cojones.

    • @SouthernSkeptic
      @SouthernSkeptic 5 років тому +8

      *used to have cojones.

    • @SouthernSkeptic
      @SouthernSkeptic 5 років тому +2

      @Anderson Silva, you absolutely SUCK yep he sold out to act in Disney shit. Fuck em.

    • @SouthernSkeptic
      @SouthernSkeptic 4 роки тому +1

      Ol' Billy White Guilt is a sellout.

    • @Kasparovvvvv
      @Kasparovvvvv 4 роки тому

      This is not 2020. Today it’s harder.

    • @MyaB1986
      @MyaB1986 4 роки тому

      Mothers*

  • @memereview13
    @memereview13 5 років тому +3174

    Wait...this isn't comedy. These are just facts

    • @AJDC_5
      @AJDC_5 5 років тому +104

      Facts that are told in a comedic manner.
      So yeah it's comedy.

    • @goaliedude32
      @goaliedude32 5 років тому +134

      A bad comedian does funny things, a good comedian does things funny

    • @aakksshhaayy
      @aakksshhaayy 5 років тому +25

      @@goaliedude32 deeeep dude

    • @muslimsfortulsigabbard8646
      @muslimsfortulsigabbard8646 5 років тому +3

      Welcome to the world of Billy red balls Burr.

    • @one_man_community
      @one_man_community 5 років тому

      @@goaliedude32 So ummmmm, what about Eric Andre?

  • @elmagnificodep
    @elmagnificodep 5 років тому +182

    I had a Great Dane for 10 years. People used to cross the street for me too. It was very nice and funny since they’re so passive.

    • @vatodalakishvili2007
      @vatodalakishvili2007 5 років тому +24

      I have seen scooby doo i aint afraid of great danes

    • @jorahgarrison2594
      @jorahgarrison2594 5 років тому +1

      Vato Dalakishvili 😂😂😂

    • @bassage13
      @bassage13 5 років тому +6

      My aunt had had two Great Danes. They are the nicest, most friendly dogs ever. Why would anyone be afraid?

    • @elmagnificodep
      @elmagnificodep 5 років тому +3

      bassage13 Ignorance

    • @LAnonHubbard
      @LAnonHubbard 5 років тому

      "I had a Great Dane for 10 years. People used to cross the street for me too. It was very nice and funny since they’re so passive."
      Are you black?

  • @varun.j9991
    @varun.j9991 3 роки тому +5

    Bill lost his dog this year and we can see how much he loved his dog... he's a really good guy ❤️.

  • @dlaniganohara
    @dlaniganohara 4 роки тому +529

    Parenting seems like on of those jobs that has a really easy minimum effort route but is pretty hard to do right

    • @dlaniganohara
      @dlaniganohara 4 роки тому +12

      @Ana 75 okay my point still stands

    • @ErectTidePod
      @ErectTidePod 3 роки тому +20

      Hard to do alot of things right but being a mom isnt the hardest and its not a job its a responsibility you chose to do.

    • @Kettakelly
      @Kettakelly 3 роки тому +15

      @@ErectTidePod usually mothers who say it’s a job aren’t good ones , the responsibility of what your bringing to this world should be enough

    • @deviljho4260
      @deviljho4260 3 роки тому +5

      So it’s easy to do but hard to do it right

    • @dlaniganohara
      @dlaniganohara 3 роки тому +8

      @@deviljho4260 yes, to me its like how writing isnt like the most physically demanding task out there or anything, but 90% of people are probably not gonna write anything incredible if they do.

  • @jaironunez7196
    @jaironunez7196 4 роки тому +92

    1:53 "Any job you can do in your pijamas is not difficult." 😂😂😂😂😂 PRICELESS!!

  • @Johnnywalkerbravo
    @Johnnywalkerbravo 8 років тому +2199

    His voice sounds like one of the home alone bad guys

    • @atomicat
      @atomicat 6 років тому +65

      Joe pesci

    • @meesterSmeeth4182
      @meesterSmeeth4182 6 років тому +39

      The wet/sticky bandits

    • @Corey-tp2eo
      @Corey-tp2eo 6 років тому +4

      Or someone from Goodfellas wink wink exclamation mark

    • @markafes1
      @markafes1 6 років тому +1

      More like Dave Gold from the war at home

    • @PulloffPrime
      @PulloffPrime 6 років тому +5

      his accent maybe

  • @JADES-GS-z13-0
    @JADES-GS-z13-0 3 місяці тому +5

    I showed this vid to my mom and sisters and they laughed so hard, really enjoyed the vid and showed respect towards man. So I tried same to my gf but her reaction was 180° opposite from both my mom and sis. First she argued and blamed me for stupid reasons then told everyone in college about me that I made disrespectful and hate comment towards pregnent mothers. And we ended our relationship and it was a best decision of my life.
    I respect my mom and wife they're both very strong and kind woman. My dad is the best and most dependable man I ever had in my life.

  • @edgeheadsuperstar02
    @edgeheadsuperstar02 3 роки тому +140

    Bill's joke about the dog thing and him loving it in the end is such a dad move.

    • @jhonviel7381
      @jhonviel7381 2 роки тому

      🎩📴2U

    • @JuntaJanardhan
      @JuntaJanardhan Рік тому +4

      The only thing more hilarious than the jokes is seeing the pissed off feminists in the crowd. It's a real shame that this legendary comedian basically turned soft and became the very thing he mocks once he married his feminist wife.

    • @Raao1
      @Raao1 Рік тому +4

      ​@@JuntaJanardhan
      Yes, Patrice O'Neal would have called him out if he was still alive. Bill got rid of the dog and also of his manhood.

    • @mew10521
      @mew10521 Рік тому

      ​@@Raao1when and why?

  • @dub2536
    @dub2536 4 роки тому +52

    This guy is funny AF. Love this comedian. Totally unique style and narration. Hats off to Bill Burr.

    • @jackiekent8720
      @jackiekent8720 2 роки тому +1

      Binge watching working on my abs....🤣

    • @dub2536
      @dub2536 2 роки тому

      @@jackiekent8720 Get that 8 pack!!!

  • @rbeygarcia
    @rbeygarcia 5 років тому +122

    The way his mind works is so adorable. I’m glad he’s cranky. His brand of cranky is comedy gold.

    • @rbeygarcia
      @rbeygarcia 5 років тому +5

      cominforyachips Not at all. It’s hard to be cranky AND likeable at the same time. He strikes that perfect balance.

    • @voskidude
      @voskidude 5 років тому

      He is far from adorable. Cranky means he's to lazy to understand social constructs of this world and how it's changing. All I see is an out of touch person complaining about things that don't really directly affect him.

    • @rbeygarcia
      @rbeygarcia 5 років тому +1

      voskidude I don’t think you get how standup works. To you, he’s simply and seriously...ranting. And wow does that say tons. About your iq.

    • @voskidude
      @voskidude 5 років тому

      @@rbeygarcia HE IS BORING. Nothing of interest. Stand up is supposed to be about interesting context and how you use it. Nothing here. That says a lot about your IQ.

    • @rbeygarcia
      @rbeygarcia 5 років тому +2

      voskidude Well, no... He can’t be THAT boring, if he got you all riled up. Over an ACT. Do you watch soaps and hold grudges against the cast, too?

  • @The_Infamous_Boogyman
    @The_Infamous_Boogyman 2 роки тому +30

    Amen brother. Being a mom is the same as a stay at home dad. You feed, you cook, you clean, and you still did way less work than someone with an actual job.

  • @melissasalisbury4489
    @melissasalisbury4489 4 роки тому +179

    He's very raw and honest. Love it. He's our George Carlin.

    • @tillman40
      @tillman40 4 роки тому +5

      That was actually Patrice ONeal

    • @JuntaJanardhan
      @JuntaJanardhan Рік тому +1

      The only thing more hilarious than the jokes is seeing the pissed off feminists in the crowd. It's a real shame that this legendary comedian basically turned soft and became the very thing he mocks once he married his feminist wife.

    • @Liam_The_Great
      @Liam_The_Great 10 місяців тому

      @@JuntaJanardhanwhy did you leave this exact reply under so many different comments

  • @dmeads5663
    @dmeads5663 4 роки тому +943

    And I thought that working underground in a coal mine was bad, I couldn’t imagine watching cartoons in the daytime with some kids.

    • @victoriahale5254
      @victoriahale5254 4 роки тому +13

      Dmeads 56 if that’s all you’re doing with your kids your a lazy ass mom

    • @nurzensts8416
      @nurzensts8416 4 роки тому +42

      victoria hale then we got alot of lazzy ass moms

    • @plznotnoworever1878
      @plznotnoworever1878 4 роки тому +12

      It so mundane taking care of children. It might not be the HARDEST job on the planet, but it is so mentally draining and taxing, you will question shoving a pencil into your eye.

    • @Chromeberd
      @Chromeberd 4 роки тому +42

      @@plznotnoworever1878 "but it is so mentally draining and taxing"
      So is working Night Shift. I'm still standing around doing next to nothing though.

    • @mtzyzy
      @mtzyzy 3 роки тому +5

      @@porgiepugson4489 hot mineshaft, military in warzone behind enemy lines , fireman, deep sea giant waves fishing for days or weeks , top soldiers Navy SEAL , British SAS ,mountains/siberian icy truckers or bus drivers, Secret service sacrificing lives,.. These are real jobs with 95%-99% men in it for decades until now ,little has changed... The number of men parenting or be a good co-operating husband ,not some lazy couch are growing all over the country and the world over, which is truth

  • @onpsxmember
    @onpsxmember 8 років тому +17

    I've seen this bit a lot of times, but here you can see how he gets the crowd and how his delivery syncs in, which was off in the beginning. I'd love to see him live.
    Can't believe that he becomes a father.

  • @westleystone6577
    @westleystone6577 3 роки тому +8

    I love the evolution of this segment. It’s amazing.

  • @Zathren
    @Zathren 5 років тому +247

    Love all these comments saying the crowd was bad. People, he's on a stage in 2016 saying women need to understand that they're lives are vastly easier than they make it out to be. Half the audience is afraid to laugh and the other half are shooting daggers from their eyes at him.

    • @randyozaeta1026
      @randyozaeta1026 5 років тому +3

      It just wasnt that funny O.o probably more funny now because its "politcially incorrect" its ok not the worse but not the best he aint no Dave Chapel :P

    • @veemon9280
      @veemon9280 5 років тому +2

      Cant make those jokes now lol

    • @nickz5849
      @nickz5849 5 років тому +13

      People were laughing tho I dont see how it was a bad crowd...

    • @cvn6555
      @cvn6555 5 років тому +1

      Yeah, he's been bald as a bowling ball for a number of years. Video was posted in 2016 but was made years ago when Bill had hair and had not become married.

    • @EsotericOccultist
      @EsotericOccultist 4 роки тому +2

      It's almost like most women are bad people that hate hearing the truth or something.

  • @ooo_Kim_Chi_ooo
    @ooo_Kim_Chi_ooo 4 роки тому +30

    Its so true! I worked in construction in high school during 90 degree days and when mothers complained to me I told them, lets switch jobs! Importance doesn't equate difficulty.

  • @chatknights
    @chatknights 5 років тому +25

    His jokes age so gracefully. I find myself coming back to these videos a few times a year 😂

  • @eriveltomartinsbarrosjunio9022
    @eriveltomartinsbarrosjunio9022 3 роки тому +8

    I teach ESL and had very flexible hours when my son was a baby. For six months or so I worked couple hours in the morning, went back home to wake him up, changed his diapers, gave him some formula, spent some time with him playing or watching Barney, then gave him a bath, gave him lunch and prayed he felt sleepy enough after lunch to take a nap so I could do the same, cuz by 5PM I had to go back to work until 9.
    Was it hard? No freaking way.

  • @JacobHopeTXL
    @JacobHopeTXL 5 років тому +1573

    If you said all of this to a woman’s face in a non comical way.... oh lord

    • @ChuckBeefOG
      @ChuckBeefOG 5 років тому +238

      A real woman would take it well. A SJW feminist Liberal would try to eat your soul.

    • @nickknife9681
      @nickknife9681 5 років тому +47

      @@ChuckBeefOG luckily, Bill is a redhead xD

    • @ShadowcloneJutsu01
      @ShadowcloneJutsu01 5 років тому +9

      @@nickknife9681 endangered species?

    • @nickknife9681
      @nickknife9681 5 років тому +40

      @@ShadowcloneJutsu01 no soul

    • @allennavas3830
      @allennavas3830 5 років тому +25

      To make it worse. You say all this in a non-comical way inside a Starbucks.

  • @ef8712
    @ef8712 5 років тому +176

    Every parent has sent their kids to their room "on some trumped up charges."

  • @samuelthomas921
    @samuelthomas921 3 роки тому +13

    Watching this video after the one he talked about how much he was hurt when he had to loose the dog he so clearly cared about. This guy is gold!

  • @werewolfgirl1995
    @werewolfgirl1995 Рік тому +37

    My best friend had a pitbull named Precious and she was the sweetest dog I've ever known. The only danger she posed was that she didnt realize how big she was and she would always be so excited to see everyone. It didnt even matter if they were complete strangers, she would run up to you and pounce on you and just lick you all over. Unfortunately a couple years ago she somehow got past the underground fence around the yard and disappeared. We kind of just assume that the worst happened to her because the neighbors have a gun and arent very friendly....

  • @Aldiggy2000
    @Aldiggy2000 7 років тому +184

    his comedic timing is thing of legend

    • @mhks68
      @mhks68 5 років тому +3

      Aldiggy2000 takes years of road work.

  • @samuraijack0876
    @samuraijack0876 4 роки тому +286

    Bill's female voice impression always cracks me up.

  • @Justentime77
    @Justentime77 4 роки тому +292

    Women always try to sell that tired line. My mom had ALL the housework done in an hour every morning after my sister's went to school and my dad went to work. The rest of the day was hers to do whatever until everyone came home. She even became an Avon lady because she was getting bored. To the horribly failing mother's of today? Put down your phone, close your laptop, take the controller out of your kids hand and START being a parent.

    • @johnathanera5863
      @johnathanera5863 4 роки тому +29

      Eh. People said that about millenials as well but millenials are the hardest working and most educated generation in history according to the studies. Just like its been true since the beginning of humanity. Things just change. Doesnt mean its necessarily fornthe worse. Although i agree with the sentiment.

    • @Justentime77
      @Justentime77 4 роки тому +4

      @@johnathanera5863 Nice Stand-Up!

    • @jungoo3486
      @jungoo3486 4 роки тому +10

      Why aren't dads doing any of the work tho? Shouldn't they be responsible for their cum pets too?

    • @Justentime77
      @Justentime77 4 роки тому +55

      @@jungoo3486 Maybe they're too busy busting their ass and providing for the entire family, just a guess?

    • @hadilayyad6147
      @hadilayyad6147 3 роки тому +11

      What housework was your mother doing that she finished everything in an hour? Cleaning my kitchen after dinner takes at least half an hour alone and it’s not even a deep clean. I wish I only spent an hour cleaning my house lol.

  • @robs5533
    @robs5533 2 роки тому +9

    Priceless...the more I watch this guy the more I respect him n his serious not serious comedy 🤣. Keep it up Bill!!

  • @cmc5394oparva
    @cmc5394oparva 4 роки тому +377

    Look, I was raised by a single mother without a lot of support from my Dad, so I know what a pain in the ass it can be for single moms in particular when you don't have that help. But Burr is spot-on here--being a Mom (or a Dad) is not a job, it's a responsibility. And while it's challenging, it's definitely not hard in comparison to most actual jobs. I actually laugh my ass off whenever I see those memes saying that a Mom should be paid six figures for all the work she does. Seventy years ago or more? Yeah, being a mom could be tough because things were more labor-intensive. Now? COVID has basically confirmed that there's actually a lot more sitting around watching Netflix or Amazon Prime during the day than there is real, actual work going on.

    • @Reituco
      @Reituco Рік тому +2

      It can be a pain in the ass to be a single mother if ur living in Iran or some shit. A woman should be just as capable as a man in terms of getting a job and sustaining herself!

    • @stephen4121
      @stephen4121 Рік тому +2

      @@Reituco WTF has Iran got to do with anything.

    • @raulpardomorales7994
      @raulpardomorales7994 Рік тому +2

      He said "stay at home mom" not "single mother".. it is waaaay different and he knows that.

    • @scarlett68king14
      @scarlett68king14 Рік тому

      Yeah, I said that on Facebook and now they hate me. Lol😅

    • @cmc5394oparva
      @cmc5394oparva Рік тому

      @@raulpardomorales7994 It's more that it's tied into the pretense that women aren't somehow being properly compensated for "their labor," such as the "pay gap," which doesn't actually exist. It's just a derivative of marxist ideology and its dumb oppressed/oppressor false duality.

  • @joel2628
    @joel2628 5 років тому +147

    "A pitbull is like a gun you can pet." 😂😂😂😂

    • @TucoTheKiller
      @TucoTheKiller 4 роки тому

      I pet my guns all the time. They're very friendly. Just be careful not to pet their little curvy penises or they'll let off a load (if you know what I mean ;3 )

    • @ranger9047
      @ranger9047 4 роки тому

      Thanks, I didn't know what he was saying. It came out all jumbled together on my phone

  • @uraharamitchell7250
    @uraharamitchell7250 5 років тому +32

    He is so underrated as a comedian. BRILLIANT!!!
    And look at that...he didn't swear ONCE! Now he's just showing off!

    • @kingcassius2586
      @kingcassius2586 5 років тому +1

      Simon Mitchell he said "Asshole" during the first bit.

    • @uraharamitchell7250
      @uraharamitchell7250 5 років тому

      @@kingcassius2586 Didn't notice.

    • @numa2k147
      @numa2k147 5 років тому

      @@uraharamitchell7250 lmao you idiot 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @shlongusinterruptus
    @shlongusinterruptus Рік тому +51

    as a woman i totally agree. i love this guy he's like the only ACTUALLY FUNNY comedian i've ever watched

    • @TheKhopesh
      @TheKhopesh Рік тому +2

      I highly recommend Richard Jeni's work.
      Sadly, he committed suicide in the 2000's, but Burr reminds me of Jeni all the time.

    • @kgoofy3297
      @kgoofy3297 Рік тому +1

      did you just hatch out of a very large egg

    • @soundsoftranquility2300
      @soundsoftranquility2300 Рік тому +1

      George Carlin (r.i.p.) and Dave Chappelle just joined the chat.

    • @kfj6709
      @kfj6709 Рік тому

      @@soundsoftranquility2300 preachy and witty but not funny. Also, dave is very limited to just racial stuff that only Americans understand. But carlin and burr has more global appeal.

    • @soundsoftranquility2300
      @soundsoftranquility2300 Рік тому +3

      @@kfj6709 that's your opinion, you obviously don't watch Chappelle. He's called the goat for a reason.

  • @АлбанусПрезилга
    @АлбанусПрезилга 7 років тому +187

    the kevin add was perfection

    • @byronlee3762
      @byronlee3762 6 років тому +9

      "hell with the batteries, what was that thing she pulled out if her pocket"

  • @AhPhoey
    @AhPhoey 7 років тому +112

    Burr is gold.

    • @joeymeraz
      @joeymeraz 5 років тому +4

      No hes red! Haha

  • @doublea125
    @doublea125 5 років тому +224

    *Any* job you can do in your pajamas?
    ... checks out actually.

  • @kerryedavis
    @kerryedavis 3 місяці тому +1

    The version where he talks about oil-rig workers jumping from the oil rig that's on fire, into the water that's ALSO ON FIRE, I think is the best.

  • @connornicholas8628
    @connornicholas8628 6 років тому +53

    I can’t remember the last time I laughed this hard. Thank you!

  • @codysykes5568
    @codysykes5568 5 років тому +315

    Actually I'd rather go into a burning oil field than watch Bob the Builder intro again... xD

    • @AussieDad79
      @AussieDad79 5 років тому +8

      Cody Sykes yeah fully agree!! How many times are we talking? Only a 100 times or 1000 times? I’m the dad too, i can’t imagine how times my wife has sat through it lol!!!

    • @amelajay
      @amelajay 5 років тому +11

      the mention of the dang song is enough to start it on loop in my brain. nooooooo!!!

    • @zandertor6813
      @zandertor6813 5 років тому +5

      @@AussieDad79 you know it's bad when you and your 3 yr old watch the same shows blues Clue's blues clues handy dandy note book

    • @riserevelation8471
      @riserevelation8471 5 років тому +6

      “Bob the builder can he fix it” that always confused me because he is a builder not a fixer

    • @brianmannion7097
      @brianmannion7097 5 років тому

      Sure

  • @jamiepetrie8643
    @jamiepetrie8643 5 років тому +48

    This guy is genius!! I love his humour and SO provocative. Bang on!!!!!

  • @elizabethgrantz7962
    @elizabethgrantz7962 2 роки тому +26

    I'm a stay at home mom of 2. The only really hard thing for me is the lack of sleep, constantly being touched and needed, and not having an adult life. The hardest is asking for something or money because I used to be so independent before having kids that it bothers me. Other than that, not that hard

    • @wavyandcity2612
      @wavyandcity2612 2 роки тому +12

      yep lot's of people in these comments putting down stay at home motherhood. It isn't "hard", it's just bloody underappreciated and it's sacrificing a lot of independence for the sake of your children/family. Stay at home mothers/fathers are needed and beneficial for society, but it wrecks absolutely havoc on the self esteem and identity of these people, especially with the lack of boundaries. No idea why people want to put them down even more here

    • @Dhuxul9
      @Dhuxul9 2 роки тому

      It is just a joke don’t take it too seriously

  • @joemunoz1476
    @joemunoz1476 7 років тому +386

    "they dont even do a background check!" 😂😂😂

    • @GeneralG1810
      @GeneralG1810 5 років тому

      Actually it's a pretty valid point, who's to say they're not being used for bait dogs at dog fights?

    • @fftere
      @fftere 5 років тому

      @@GeneralG1810 Have some creativity, I can imagine what sort of psycho shit must happen to missing and abandoned dogs/cats everyday. From black magic to straight out torture, 'seen it all

    • @GeneralG1810
      @GeneralG1810 5 років тому

      @Emmanuel Goldstein It was just an example my point doesn't change anyone can get a dog or cat no problem at all, who's to say they're not using them for other purposes than pets

    • @fftere
      @fftere 5 років тому

      @@GeneralG1810 Lol you missed my point. I was saying even worse things happen with those "expendable" pets we see out there, including "free dogs". Underground dog fights are the least of their problems, there are serial psychos out there doing graphic things with the poor bastards. It's much easier for them to go for the defenseless. Background checks wouldn't be far fetched

    • @GeneralG1810
      @GeneralG1810 5 років тому

      @Emmanuel Goldstein No you missed my point it's not relevant what they use the animals for, abuse is abuse. Jesus seriously you're sitting there with a "But my example is worse than yours attitude" who gives a fuck! Abuse is abuse I don't care who's doing it and why!

  • @anneleeklein3283
    @anneleeklein3283 3 роки тому +444

    I’m a stay at home mom and I died laughing at the “most difficult job on the planet”. It’s hard and stressful but definitely not the hardest on the planet. You’re equally working hard as your spouse

    • @hannahalexandra1419
      @hannahalexandra1419 3 роки тому +3

      Awwww!! You sold your ass to this comment section full of incels and you didn’t even get one like? 🥺

    • @markuscalip6076
      @markuscalip6076 3 роки тому +2

      @@hannahalexandra1419 where’s your like? I’m sure you’re waiting to like your own comment

    • @N..P..
      @N..P.. 2 роки тому +51

      Not even. Unless your kid has special needs you're basically just unemployed.

    • @jedinxf7
      @jedinxf7 2 роки тому +58

      @@N..P.. you are either not a parent or a bad one. betting on the former.

    • @joystick2212
      @joystick2212 2 роки тому +9

      @@jedinxf7 honestly im betting on the latter.

  • @coolguy91919
    @coolguy91919 6 років тому +230

    Wait you are not supposed to pet your gun?

    • @creativemofoo
      @creativemofoo 5 років тому +17

      I know, I was surprised too... Still gonna do it though, they need love otherwise they turn into assault weapons... 😐

    • @tinafeyalien
      @tinafeyalien 5 років тому

      Nor sleep with it Sledge Hammer

    • @snapperjessen
      @snapperjessen 5 років тому

      gun are like penises, pet it too much it might go off

    • @shanestephens4728
      @shanestephens4728 5 років тому

      coolguy91919
      Gotta pet the gun so he can feel it

  • @throwawayjtp
    @throwawayjtp 2 роки тому +2

    People want to feel appreciated for what they do whether it be motherhood or construction. You are appreciated, never forget it.

  • @goo5976
    @goo5976 5 років тому +428

    "i don't know why black people complain about that" 😭😂😂😂😂

    • @LonelyCinderella123
      @LonelyCinderella123 5 років тому +25

      As someone with social anxiety I wish people would cross the street so I won't have to.

    • @spyridon7896
      @spyridon7896 5 років тому

      @@LonelyCinderella123 you really have a problem walking by people?

    • @LonelyCinderella123
      @LonelyCinderella123 5 років тому +8

      @@spyridon7896 Not a serious problem just feel discomfort

    • @akhilp3559
      @akhilp3559 5 років тому

      LMFAO

  • @paddy1225
    @paddy1225 4 роки тому +19

    Im a child carer and I'd rather be a "mother" and home maker than any other job in the world!!!! Bill I soooooo right

  • @filippians413
    @filippians413 3 роки тому +194

    "motherhood is most difficult job"
    Underwater welders: 😑😑

    • @marinokuzmic3056
      @marinokuzmic3056 3 роки тому

      How does underwater wielding work.

    • @filippians413
      @filippians413 3 роки тому +2

      @@marinokuzmic3056 I would just google it bro

    • @richmondboahene6536
      @richmondboahene6536 3 роки тому +2

      @@marinokuzmic3056 type it in your UA-cam search

    • @vaginettamcsnapper
      @vaginettamcsnapper 3 роки тому +6

      I'm just the regular, dry-land kind of welder. I gotta say .... those underwater welders make me feel like I chose the pussy route.

    • @PiecesOfPrestige
      @PiecesOfPrestige 3 роки тому +3

      @@vaginettamcsnapper I design welds and make construction drawings for steel bridges... dry-land welders make me feel the like I chose the pussy-route, mad props! Hahaha

  • @HealthyJourney369
    @HealthyJourney369 22 дні тому +1

    The way we celebrate mother's day vs father's day is all we need to know