Football at Its Dumbest - Tosh.0

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  • @KatDaddyKat
    @KatDaddyKat 2 роки тому +201

    Now that the show is cancelled (unfortunately), I hope Tosh gets fully back into stand up and brings us another amazing comedy special. His ruthless standup is some of funniest stuff I’ve ever watched.

    • @Diesel257
      @Diesel257 Рік тому +15

      He never stopped touring but you're right, we need a new special.

    • @codydonovan7356
      @codydonovan7356 Рік тому +3

      when was it canceled?

    • @romexranger2878
      @romexranger2878 Рік тому

      @@codydonovan7356during Covid

    • @dezunne
      @dezunne Рік тому +26

      he just started a podcast a few days ago, check it out!

    • @RHMChelsea
      @RHMChelsea Рік тому +9

      ​@dezunne and it is glorious!!!

  • @CarlScripter
    @CarlScripter 3 роки тому +82

    I still remember sitting on my couch watching the previous night's Tosh.0 on my Tivo, when after the commercial break, Tosh says "WELCOME BACK, CARL" and pauses for a few seconds (my name is Carl). MIND FUCKING BLOWN FOREVER.

    • @maxwell6504
      @maxwell6504 3 роки тому +15

      u must've been very high

    • @seanclements6206
      @seanclements6206 3 роки тому +3

      Watching tosh aren't we?

    • @CarlScripter
      @CarlScripter 3 роки тому +3

      I was not high.

    • @seanclements6206
      @seanclements6206 3 роки тому +9

      You don't watch tosh right

    • @MrPaultiwanger
      @MrPaultiwanger 3 роки тому +6

      best ever happened to me was watching some news my buddy yelled at news man : Oh shut up and changed channel on next channel the person said : No you shut up

  • @meibesmurfn3168
    @meibesmurfn3168 3 роки тому +41

    “This is poor people food” 😂🤣

  • @leogetz3570
    @leogetz3570 3 роки тому +20

    That skit with Romanowski never gets old!!

  • @jamiestewart7327
    @jamiestewart7327 3 роки тому +36

    We need a #DanielToshStandupSpecia2021 !!!!

  • @TheWarriorz1979
    @TheWarriorz1979 3 роки тому +77

    The cue card guy asking to call his grandma is such a genius Dolphins reference. Tosh really never misses

    • @flockawaka1017
      @flockawaka1017 Рік тому

      Context?

    • @TheWarriorz1979
      @TheWarriorz1979 Рік тому +4

      @@flockawaka1017 when you get a chance, look up Vontae Davis getting traded on here. You won’t regret it

    • @Smoodydoo
      @Smoodydoo Рік тому +1

      💯 thought the same thing once I heard it and burst out laughing 😂

    • @iGaveLiaHIV
      @iGaveLiaHIV Рік тому +1

      it’s funny how much he really loves football

  • @derp8575
    @derp8575 3 роки тому +24

    The head writer must be a genius to achieve that job title on Daniel's show.

  • @adalbertoramirez3151
    @adalbertoramirez3151 2 роки тому +76

    Back in the day I didn't like Tosh, I thought he was just a smart ass that had trick people into believing he is funny.
    His UA-cam channel has provided me the opportunity to give him a second chance and I'm super glad to have found out that I was dead wrong.
    The man is hilarious and the way he does this redemptions without humiliating the guest is just great tv. I can't think of anyone who actually trolls guests without being condescending and making them part of the joke and being able to make them look good at the end of the segments by providing the opportunity to be able to not take themselves to seriously and on a human level it's great because lots of them may feel embarrassed by their viral clips and Tosh turns the thing around in a funny and genius way by actually delivering on the redemption aspect of the situation.
    Tosh is the man

    • @DavidJones-ty1ht
      @DavidJones-ty1ht 2 роки тому +1

      💯

    • @vlon3lyboiii666
      @vlon3lyboiii666 2 роки тому

      Nahh you was right bro not really all that funny he mid at best ..

    • @seanthomas5182
      @seanthomas5182 2 роки тому +1

      @@vlon3lyboiii666 I certainly wasn't a part of the humor census, he's hilarious!

    • @qixxxz
      @qixxxz 2 роки тому +1

      I have never felt more uncomfortable about liking an entertainer, as I do about Tosh...

    • @EverydayWithBobby
      @EverydayWithBobby 2 роки тому +2

      Imo this is how damn near all shows on Comedy Central are 😂 you don’t really appreciate them until long after they stop airing. This show is definitely top tier tho. 1000x’s better than Ridiculousness…

  • @xandercrews4729
    @xandercrews4729 2 роки тому +24

    I appreciate that Tosh actually knows Football.

    • @mrkbrq2
      @mrkbrq2 7 місяців тому +1

      Same, it’s what made me a fan of his at first

  • @rjchavers9267
    @rjchavers9267 3 роки тому +136

    I can only imagine the contracts Daniel's staff had to agree to.

    • @embracepaininc
      @embracepaininc 3 роки тому +7

      I just want to hear the cliff notes.

    • @CadChamberlain
      @CadChamberlain 2 роки тому +3

      well they're the ones that wrote it

    • @beenieweenie1986
      @beenieweenie1986 Рік тому +9

      I mean how could they agree to be abused like that? wearing dolphins gear?

    • @iGaveLiaHIV
      @iGaveLiaHIV Рік тому

      i just want to be the one next to girl at 2:33

    • @jr2904
      @jr2904 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@beenieweenie1986 the humanity

  • @DrMoriarty420
    @DrMoriarty420 3 роки тому +32

    Lmao he said he runs a 4 5 and benches 300+ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @andrewsenior2505
      @andrewsenior2505 3 роки тому +7

      The most ridiculous claim in the entire video

    • @labla8940
      @labla8940 2 роки тому +1

      385 I came here looking for someone who caught that. A 4.5 sec. 40 This guy really belongs on "Special Teams" thats NFL Defensive back speed if this pudgy guy ran a 6.5 that would be amazing. Bench 385 These are NFL numbers for fit top prospects and that was his best play. If your going to lie maybe say 5.2 and 320 and I would still question that

    • @ocorley3124
      @ocorley3124 10 місяців тому +1

      That's not that unbelievable

  • @matthewc3959
    @matthewc3959 9 днів тому

    12:33 the guy saying that was his best play is so funny. Love the honesty

  • @crazebamm
    @crazebamm 3 роки тому +69

    Imagine canceling him lmaoo hopefully they realize this was as dumb as a rock on a rainy day. Bring back the tosher

  • @thomasleffler6721
    @thomasleffler6721 3 роки тому +27

    The Saban bit and the “sell the team to OKC” line are classics, real fans on this staff

    • @Bamaboy748
      @Bamaboy748 3 роки тому +2

      He's so salty Alabama is the best

    • @alwillk
      @alwillk 2 роки тому +2

      @danny Saban coached the dolphins and help turn them into perennial losers, tosh is a dolphins fan. That’s why he is salty. Nothing to do with Alabama.

  • @Streifen1911
    @Streifen1911 3 роки тому +8

    that whoLe Kraft segment was hiLarious! 🤣

  • @cagentz8581
    @cagentz8581 Рік тому +6

    I sometimes forget the genius that is Daniel Tosh.

  • @nathanielnalls2578
    @nathanielnalls2578 3 роки тому +5

    "I thank God we didn't get audio" funniest part😭😅

  • @landi2244
    @landi2244 Рік тому +3

    That Bill Romanowski bit was hilarious!!

  • @donaldroller3461
    @donaldroller3461 Рік тому +1

    Mr Tosh, that is by far the best football commentary / documentary /Kitty cats exposé I have ever witnessed In my entire life!
    I champion you and your teams endeavors into not only this commentary on football but also into all of life's mysteries! I find it hard to express with words at how you make me feel... Alas my words are mere futile devices at this point. ❤ much love and admiration to you.

  • @RRR-ox9ud
    @RRR-ox9ud 11 місяців тому +3

    If they ever made a movie about Tom Brady, Tosh is my vote to play him.

    • @DaReaper-b1k
      @DaReaper-b1k 2 місяці тому

      nahh, better fit would be Jay Fiedler, go fins

  • @MRSANN2010
    @MRSANN2010 3 роки тому +6

    I love Daniel Tosh 🥰

  • @stoneseabolt
    @stoneseabolt 3 роки тому +41

    But when is the full season of "Derek Jeter Presents: Mark Wahlberg Did a Hate Crime" coming out?

    • @michaeloftaoism
      @michaeloftaoism 3 роки тому

      well we DID see the footage in "the other guys"

  • @davidcarter6659
    @davidcarter6659 3 роки тому +14

    He was way too nice to Nick Saban.

  • @kingwashington4044
    @kingwashington4044 3 роки тому +19

    It's just very convenient there's no footage of EDP.

    • @bene.2348
      @bene.2348 3 роки тому +2

      Why do you think they re uploaded, years after they did it before.

  • @stoneysignorina2473
    @stoneysignorina2473 3 роки тому +6

    Tosh interacting with the kids on the Saban part... awesomeness 😊😊😊

  • @nandosanchez4860
    @nandosanchez4860 3 роки тому +8

    Miss this show

  • @faresabdallah8691
    @faresabdallah8691 3 роки тому +9

    9:37 well now we all know why he got canceled

  • @ryanellin5700
    @ryanellin5700 3 роки тому +14

    Damn tosh called Tebow as a tight end before he was even playing baseball

    • @pnut3844able
      @pnut3844able 3 роки тому +3

      That's all he ever was, a glorified TE.

    • @chazzx1018
      @chazzx1018 3 місяці тому

      ​@@pnut3844ableso Lamar is a glorified running back.

  • @stoneseabolt
    @stoneseabolt 3 роки тому +11

    Imagine being the kids parents for the Nick Saban bit. "Soooooo.... we want your kid to watch a 40 year old man scream about Nick Saban for 15 minutes.... We'll give ya $250!" 'Sign us up!'

  • @ClaytonBigsby01
    @ClaytonBigsby01 3 роки тому +64

    Tosh you one of the last real comedians left . Never change for the racebaiters .

    • @NymbusCumulo928
      @NymbusCumulo928 3 роки тому +8

      oh hey, Sean Hannity is pretending to be black again

    • @NymbusCumulo928
      @NymbusCumulo928 3 роки тому +6

      @Alex Dahl "I've known Jeffrey Epstein for 15 years, great guy, we party alot. We even have the same taste in women, hot and young" -Donald Trump, New York Magazine, 2002

    • @hapaharley1706
      @hapaharley1706 3 роки тому +4

      @@NymbusCumulo928 -Bill Clinton, Esquire, 2001. Nice try though

    • @NymbusCumulo928
      @NymbusCumulo928 3 роки тому

      @@hapaharley1706 Trump, meanwhile, reportedly attended Epstein-hosted events in New York and Florida, as Epstein patronized the Mar-a-Lago Club. In 2002, Trump even gave a remarkable on-the-record comment about Epstein to a New York magazine journalist, calling him “terrific” and adding that he “likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side.”
      Last time I checked, Clinton hasn't been president for over two decades.
      Truth hurts, lies feel good.
      That's why I understand if you wanna keep lying to yourselves, it's ok.

    • @NymbusCumulo928
      @NymbusCumulo928 3 роки тому +1

      @LibtardsStillCant SilenceMe15 You can literally look it up for yourself

  • @JTmakesfunofdiabled-hs9kh
    @JTmakesfunofdiabled-hs9kh Рік тому +3

    I've never related more to "I don't care if they read at a 5th grade level, if you can read a defense and not blow my parlay, you're ok in my book" 😭
    I'm definitely the guy who bases off whether I like somebody or not based on the fact they've won me money 😭

  • @stephensnyder9277
    @stephensnyder9277 2 роки тому +3

    When the Tom Brady Movie gets made, Daniel Tosh should be instantly cast.

  • @brendancolliander4438
    @brendancolliander4438 3 роки тому +9

    Tosh just go to HBO like everyone else

  • @phinphan7358
    @phinphan7358 3 роки тому +4

    I can't believe he did not include his bit on if he hit the lottery, he would buy the New York Jets and make Tim Tebow the starting QB for life!

  • @caveresch
    @caveresch 2 роки тому +3

    I was almost certain Chris Farley was alive again just listening to the Bob Kraft section.

  • @iOnlyThinkLogically
    @iOnlyThinkLogically Рік тому +8

    NAH THE SANDRA BULLOCK JOKE FUNNY ASF

  • @WadeWilsonDP
    @WadeWilsonDP 9 місяців тому +6

    Mad respect to the female writers that jumped in the shower for the bit.

  • @liamplayle495
    @liamplayle495 3 роки тому +2

    Where is Kiffin’s Krimson Korner. That one is a classic!

  • @a.rome3
    @a.rome3 2 місяці тому

    The Romanowski skit is a classic.

  • @RyanDale100
    @RyanDale100 3 роки тому +16

    I just realized that he hates Saben because he left Miami.

    • @urbz6712
      @urbz6712 3 роки тому +3

      and sucked for Miami

    • @invisalats841
      @invisalats841 3 роки тому

      @@urbz6712 I root against Alabama every week just cause Saban is the head coach. I'm not even a dolphins fan just think if you lie publicly and then make excuses for leaving instead of admitting you sucked at the NFL level I should root against you and your team... It's even so ingrained that if he somehow became the coach of my favorite football team at any level I'd have to root for their opponents every week lol

    • @Andrew-jh6nm
      @Andrew-jh6nm 2 роки тому

      No he ruined Miami

  • @MM-zq9cj
    @MM-zq9cj 2 роки тому +3

    That man that tackled his own teammate runs a 4.5 in his dreams 😂

  • @Cheekyboi7
    @Cheekyboi7 Рік тому

    This show needs to come back fr

  • @alexandralear5440
    @alexandralear5440 3 роки тому +11

    Daniel tosh has the energy of a football coach and the look lol

  • @nickmooney2637
    @nickmooney2637 2 роки тому +2

    Bruh the fact his name was Chad had me dying lmao 😂

  • @mattusapparatus5968
    @mattusapparatus5968 3 роки тому +4

    I haven’t watched CC at all since tosh ended. I watched the South Park specials on HBO

  • @guylander6844
    @guylander6844 2 роки тому +6

    That Baylor joke deserved more

  • @DouglasRose-nf5ve
    @DouglasRose-nf5ve 4 місяці тому +1

    Is one of the most underrated comedians of all time🎉. Absolutely hilarious

  • @EternalChamp
    @EternalChamp 2 роки тому +2

    “Probably because I’m wearing all black” 🤣😉

  • @user-kp6eh2wp3o
    @user-kp6eh2wp3o 3 роки тому +6

    I think we really need to see more of his blogger Carly.

  • @88franko
    @88franko 3 роки тому +7

    Tebow and Kaepernick made taking a knee NFL history.

    • @themonsterunderyourbed9408
      @themonsterunderyourbed9408 2 роки тому +1

      One for the right reasons and the other for the wrong reasons.
      Also, Tebow could actually play.

    • @kellytolliver2390
      @kellytolliver2390 2 роки тому

      @@themonsterunderyourbed9408 neither can Kaepernick blew the Superbowl

    • @themonsterunderyourbed9408
      @themonsterunderyourbed9408 2 роки тому

      @Qgreen1005 That's why no team signed him for the longest time.

  • @JamieJones-fj9rx
    @JamieJones-fj9rx Рік тому +1

    Lol how could I forget the hazing with a sockfulla nickels? I'm dying watching these old clips. We miss the show. 😅

  • @BiscuitBoyTN
    @BiscuitBoyTN 3 роки тому +2

    Loved the part about Nick Saban

  • @paxotium7971
    @paxotium7971 3 роки тому +5

    Being a Miami Dolphins fan has been the most pointless part of my life.

  • @towel6969
    @towel6969 3 роки тому +1

    tosh you are the best man, love your work

  • @leewilcox5848
    @leewilcox5848 Рік тому +1

    That Bears fan hit that pole like Cody Parky kicked him.

  • @timeschange4604
    @timeschange4604 3 роки тому +1

    Love his Dolphins fandom lol!

  • @100chuckjones
    @100chuckjones Рік тому +1

    Life long Patriots fan. that patriots thing had me rolling on the ground. Only thing it was missing was "Do your job".

  • @missinglinq
    @missinglinq Рік тому

    The Robert Kraft segment is comedy gold!

  • @franksessions4346
    @franksessions4346 2 роки тому

    Glad Daniels back !

  • @dromingo6881
    @dromingo6881 3 роки тому +4

    Sons of anarchy is a 6/10 in my book 🤣

  • @ndirangukaiguri
    @ndirangukaiguri 23 дні тому

    I miss tosh and his hilarious show 😂😂😂😂

  • @kmastershizzznit9829
    @kmastershizzznit9829 Рік тому +2

    Tosh if you can hear this your dearly missed and your a fucking legend

    • @YaBoiJern757
      @YaBoiJern757 Рік тому

      No one can hear you buddy.. it's a UA-cam comment

  • @Ddub1083
    @Ddub1083 Рік тому

    Web Redemption was ahead of its time... even today I see viral vids and im like man i wanna see a web redemption with that person lol

    • @riverraisin1
      @riverraisin1 Рік тому

      Why was it ahead of its time?

    • @Ddub1083
      @Ddub1083 Рік тому +1

      @@riverraisin1 because now we have people goin viral all the time and itd be nice to hear from those people.

  • @worldwarchamp1959
    @worldwarchamp1959 2 роки тому

    It's good to see Romanowski hasn't changed.

  • @TruckingWithJeter
    @TruckingWithJeter 3 роки тому +1

    Brings a whole new meaning of balls in your jaws🤣

  • @bretclaar1663
    @bretclaar1663 3 роки тому +5

    There is no way he runs a 4.5

  • @ERIC-bt1qn
    @ERIC-bt1qn Рік тому +1

    The Sandra Bullock quote has aged well haha

    • @sullywtf
      @sullywtf Рік тому

      came here just to make this comment

  • @drpepper8587
    @drpepper8587 3 роки тому

    “this is poor people food” 🤣🤣

  • @mikeschmidt4800
    @mikeschmidt4800 3 роки тому +6

    I played semi pro football for a couple years after high school. The two things that stand out to me were pulling up to the game in the uhaul van with blunt smoke and lil jon blasting and the time a couple dirty hits I was involved in ended in a benches clearing brawl that resulted in zero penalties or elections. First down after the interception return. . . Lol.

  • @kaleloz2868
    @kaleloz2868 3 роки тому +3

    Tebow just signed with Jags as A TE .....
    U heard it here first

    • @eighterfromdecatur
      @eighterfromdecatur 3 роки тому

      Yup. Supposedly he’s killing it at mini-camp and OTAs

    • @SKa-tt9nm
      @SKa-tt9nm 3 роки тому +1

      Spoiler alert... he’s absolutely not killing it

    • @justbecause9645
      @justbecause9645 3 роки тому +1

      Now cut.

  • @jesusceballos7277
    @jesusceballos7277 Рік тому +3

    I miss tosh.o 😢

  • @krushfield
    @krushfield 2 місяці тому

    7:41 😂😂😂

  • @cody6394
    @cody6394 2 роки тому

    What are you "ima lab technician" How much can you bench "385" Jesus that guy is full of surprise achievements.

  • @austintyler7901
    @austintyler7901 3 роки тому +1

    Who knew that one day Coastal Carolina would be known for more than this?

  • @whisker.biscuit8149
    @whisker.biscuit8149 Рік тому +1

    Bring tosh back

  • @thehunterstruck
    @thehunterstruck Рік тому

    I’m surprised the crowd was quiet on that Baylor dig

  • @MegaPuggz
    @MegaPuggz 3 роки тому +3

    that dude absolutely cant run a 4.5-4.6 like he said lol

    • @jr8856
      @jr8856 3 роки тому

      Forreal L0L

  • @MarcAndElena
    @MarcAndElena 2 роки тому

    As someone who lives In Brevard County, good to see him with the BCC shirt on.

  • @vulturevic
    @vulturevic 3 роки тому +3

    You the man... sometimes.

  • @professoroflogic347
    @professoroflogic347 3 роки тому +1

    Daniel looks like Lane Kiffin

  • @TheMiamirep
    @TheMiamirep 3 роки тому +7

    Go Dolphins !!!

  • @yourcheapdate4564
    @yourcheapdate4564 3 роки тому

    'this is poor people food' lol!

  • @CONEHEADDK
    @CONEHEADDK 3 роки тому +3

    Left cormer shower guy enjoyed it to much...

  • @labla8940
    @labla8940 2 роки тому +2

    A 4.5 sec. 40 This guy really belongs on "Special Teams" thats NFL Defensive back speed if this pudgy guy ran a 6.5 that would be amazing. Bench 385 These are NFL numbers for fit top prospects and that was his best play. If your going to lie maybe say 5.2 and 320 and I would still question that

  • @stevecorley3815
    @stevecorley3815 4 місяці тому

    Loving the Brevard Community College shirt! BCC in the house!

  • @fluffyfeetbmf
    @fluffyfeetbmf 3 роки тому

    Dapole I’m dead🤣🤣🤣

  • @Snowneutrino652
    @Snowneutrino652 3 роки тому +1

    I always wonder how difficult it is to get parents to sign off on their kids saying certain things or hearing certain things

  • @cpmow831
    @cpmow831 8 місяців тому

    16:38 WTF is he talking about? 🤣🤣🤣

  • @steveroark6393
    @steveroark6393 Рік тому

    At the press conference everybody was left handed.

  • @adamdemirs3466
    @adamdemirs3466 3 роки тому +5

    One of the funnies men on the planet along with Will Ferrell and Dave Chappelle.

    • @gilt2349
      @gilt2349 3 роки тому

      Chappelle was great
      Key word was
      Like 10 years ago
      Will never was
      Keep a sense of humor it helps

    • @gilt2349
      @gilt2349 2 роки тому

      @@MidwestRainstorms if that's comedy your right

  • @christopherquarry6234
    @christopherquarry6234 7 місяців тому +1

    I love that you need to be a dog not a cat

  • @stevennewman8276
    @stevennewman8276 Місяць тому

    Romanowski...nice touch

  • @taron801
    @taron801 3 роки тому

    He better continue on UA-cam

  • @LOPM63672
    @LOPM63672 2 роки тому

    The sabbath isnt on sunday, its from friday at sunset till saturday at sunset

  • @pluckypluckster
    @pluckypluckster 2 роки тому +1

    yea kinda odd teebowing was okay but kneeling got another QB fired.

  • @rickburgunder1687
    @rickburgunder1687 3 роки тому

    I did the pole thing with my bike last week when I was high on heroin

    • @notrend_
      @notrend_ 2 роки тому

      Things that didn't happen

  • @obnoxious3388
    @obnoxious3388 3 роки тому +3

    Didn’t the Dolphins get moved to Las Vegas

  • @whythe48
    @whythe48 7 місяців тому

    Lmfao the Toshmahal

  • @FatTony_Football
    @FatTony_Football Рік тому

    I want Tosh in a ITYSL skit so bad

  • @drpepper8587
    @drpepper8587 3 роки тому

    buzz cut daniel was a killer