Dumb Americans | George Carlin | Life Is Worth Losing (2005)

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  • @jerrysamuels1113
    @jerrysamuels1113 4 роки тому +5814

    The best comedians don't tell jokes. They tell the truth in a way that makes you laugh instead of cry.

    • @infinite8382
      @infinite8382 4 роки тому +140

      politicians lie, comedians tell the truth.

    • @chaserofthelight1737
      @chaserofthelight1737 4 роки тому +46

      Jerry Samuels I still cry...There’s places in the southern part of my state that has conditions of that of a third word country, National Guard in Afghanistan couldn’t be tested for COVID, the Afghan town had tests. We give billions to other countries, billions to corporations, Wall Street even, than out people die because of no healthcare. Our government spends every penny it gets, give tax cuts to the wealthy, corporations paying 18% now, raid SS, borrow money, than holler they have to cut social programs to balance the budget. Anyway, I do have a dark sense of humor, George is the only one who’s ever been able to tell a rape joke and it be funny because it was so true.

    • @jerrysamuels1113
      @jerrysamuels1113 4 роки тому +20

      @@chaserofthelight1737 You have every reason to cry Virginia. Our country has sold us out I think. Still, you are probably much better off than most people, because of your level of awareness? Like those who came before us I think we must still somehow find hope, inspiration, love and the will to thrive and help others thrive notwithstanding the enormous tasks we face in front of us.

    • @carlpen850
      @carlpen850 4 роки тому +24

      @ Jerry Samuels... well if you're going to tell the truth you better make people laugh when you do because if you don't they will nail you to a cross

    • @xh0rsex
      @xh0rsex 4 роки тому +26

      “If you want to tell people the truth, you’d better make them laugh or they’ll kill you.”
      - George Bernard Shaw

  • @mr.bojangles2580
    @mr.bojangles2580 Рік тому +5865

    “It’s called the ‘American Dream’ because you have to be asleep to believe it.”
    I still think about this line.

    • @rooseveltday6687
      @rooseveltday6687 11 місяців тому +34

      💯

    • @megaham1552
      @megaham1552 11 місяців тому +37

      Sure the American dream can work but for most it doesn't

    • @Makrel94
      @Makrel94 11 місяців тому +118

      @@megaham1552So.. It doesnt work.

    • @noelloh561
      @noelloh561 11 місяців тому

      lol he is asleep@@Makrel94

    • @NerdyCatCoffeeee
      @NerdyCatCoffeeee 11 місяців тому

      @@Makrel94 for most. Some can achieve it

  • @deniseboldea1624
    @deniseboldea1624 4 роки тому +15531

    The sad thing is the man has been dead for 12 years and this monologue is more relevant now then it was back then.

    • @viralvideo171
      @viralvideo171 4 роки тому +57

      False

    • @lunaazule1899
      @lunaazule1899 4 роки тому +74

      George would have a ball with Trump and Friends. Wish he was here.

    • @bishopthefool
      @bishopthefool 4 роки тому +550

      It's almost uncanny how everything he said there can still apply 15 years later.

    • @Bobbles918
      @Bobbles918 4 роки тому +333

      Which is why I say this man was a PROPHET, getting his message out in the best way he could

    • @BIllF02
      @BIllF02 4 роки тому +221

      @@lunaazule1899 You are exactly the people he was talking about. You let the media tell you how to think and what to believe...LOL. It's a big club and Trump ain't in it either that's why they want him GONE! Think about it..."They" all loved him until he went against their agenda.

  • @MetalD1111
    @MetalD1111 2 місяці тому +1361

    Who is here for 2024 watching this? So true of what he said still!

    • @Freetobeme8181
      @Freetobeme8181 2 місяці тому +1

      Yes, everything he says is so relevant to today which is scary to think not much has changed since his time!! Goes to show Americans are still DUMB as ever!

    • @jackvanbrocklin44
      @jackvanbrocklin44 2 місяці тому +29

      A generational talent whose thoughts remain true right to September 18th, 2024. My favorite!

    • @Wyn-zb7or
      @Wyn-zb7or 2 місяці тому +33

      ...and his words become more relevant every day.

    • @JoanneJennings-e4s
      @JoanneJennings-e4s 2 місяці тому +10

      I am watching, love it

    • @MetalD1111
      @MetalD1111 2 місяці тому +9

      @@JoanneJennings-e4s nice it’s so true to this day

  • @WagOfBeed
    @WagOfBeed 2 роки тому +13592

    This man wasn't a comic....he was a philosopher. One of the greatest public speakers of all time. R.I.P George

    • @codinghusky5196
      @codinghusky5196 2 роки тому +209

      Comedy is a form, philosophy is a content. One doesn't exclude the other, you know.

    • @shawnbruce6934
      @shawnbruce6934 2 роки тому +30

      True.

    • @WagOfBeed
      @WagOfBeed 2 роки тому +95

      @@codinghusky5196 I was just meaning everything he talked about during his time is the truth above current and future global issues. Mount Rushmore comic, along with Pryor, Kinneson, and plenty of other great comics that told the hidden truth about life situations.

    • @chevychase3103
      @chevychase3103 2 роки тому +58

      Not one thing he said was funny. Sad but true, but not funny!

    • @drewroe3455
      @drewroe3455 2 роки тому +8

      True. 🙏💜✅💪

  • @MrUnidyne
    @MrUnidyne 4 роки тому +19638

    "If you are going to tell people the truth, you have to make them laugh, or they'll kill you." - Oscar Wilde (Attributed)

    • @xyoungdipsetx
      @xyoungdipsetx 4 роки тому +69

      MrUnidyne did he really say that

    • @nickacelvn
      @nickacelvn 4 роки тому +513

      @@xyoungdipsetx Yes he did. Oscar wild was a very perceptive man

    • @eluminaryxarrais7735
      @eluminaryxarrais7735 4 роки тому +650

      Yeah basically if Martin Luther king had a comedy routine he could still be alive

    • @jimchik
      @jimchik 4 роки тому +317

      Likewise, if you're going to sell people anything (like the propaganda on Fox) just dress it up with a few Barbie doll types and have at it.

    • @BreuckelensFinest
      @BreuckelensFinest 4 роки тому +76

      @@jimchik You ain't lying!

  • @christopherlitzner8445
    @christopherlitzner8445 10 місяців тому +1428

    19 years after doing that performance that still holds true even more now in 2024 than in 2005

    • @Boggbo
      @Boggbo 10 місяців тому +26

      You could think he see drump in his mind long before, GC was like Frank Zappa they predicted what will happen. RIP both of them

    • @willard2729
      @willard2729 8 місяців тому

      No, you id*ot. He hit average to below average IQ audience members with a tsunami of pithy sound bites

    • @LucySims1968
      @LucySims1968 8 місяців тому +12

      Amen brother.

    • @willard2729
      @willard2729 8 місяців тому

      @@Boggbo disturbing. Two of the 20th century’s biggest frauds: Zappa and Carlin
      I bet the median IQ of Zappa and Carlin fans is less than 100

    • @tlee4218
      @tlee4218 8 місяців тому +19

      He was saying this in the 60’s on his record albums and live shows.
      He said it more modified for tv-shows. Message is same just different delivery.
      Intelligent and smart ass as hell. Right on

  • @CT-yc4gd
    @CT-yc4gd 2 місяці тому +164

    Man, I miss this guy. Wish he were still alive today. Hed have so much material to work with.

  • @panda4247
    @panda4247 4 роки тому +7574

    This is one of the best TED talks I've seen

    • @rohandosanjh2699
      @rohandosanjh2699 4 роки тому +108

      IM DEAD

    • @Parrotgirl-tattoo
      @Parrotgirl-tattoo 4 роки тому +115

      I would love to know what he would say about what's happening today.

    • @aparnaiyer7888
      @aparnaiyer7888 4 роки тому

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      @aparnaiyer7888 4 роки тому +2

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    • @thewipsportstalkfan3160
      @thewipsportstalkfan3160 4 роки тому +64

      This is THE BEST TED Talk ever made!

  • @watcherworld5873
    @watcherworld5873 Рік тому +2644

    Even after being gone for 15 years, he is still more relevant than anyone I have heard lately.

    • @vickie3183
      @vickie3183 Рік тому +63

      And can’t get canceled for being politically incorrect.🤣🤣🤣

    • @cze33e
      @cze33e Рік тому +22

      @@vickie3183 they'll give it a go I bet you.

    • @shriharihudli
      @shriharihudli Рік тому +17

      @@cze33e Lol first dead man to get cancelled.

    • @dkjr4272
      @dkjr4272 Рік тому +13

      Watch it focking happen XD i will not be even surprised in the slightest if they try to cancer a person who passed 15 years ago, freaking hillarious

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk Рік тому +26

      Some problems are timeless. I think things have actually got WORSE since Carlin died.

  • @azzurriblue65
    @azzurriblue65 4 роки тому +3874

    "It's called the American Dream, 'cause you have to be asleep to believe it." What a line. George's work is timeless and is, unfortunately, ever more relevant these days.

    • @kittyysexxxy
      @kittyysexxxy 4 роки тому +45

      That line was gold. 💛

    • @Bsfnelz20
      @Bsfnelz20 4 роки тому +25

      So fucking true

    • @Mookaton
      @Mookaton 4 роки тому +13

      Sure...except he is an example of it. The man made a fortune telling dirty jokes.

    • @bianca-sg8zq
      @bianca-sg8zq 4 роки тому +35

      Carlin is so relevant. This makes me want to cry with frustration. The last three supreme court justices came to us via the corporate system!! I wish people could take the blinders off!

    • @starrthedynamicchihuahuas111
      @starrthedynamicchihuahuas111 4 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/6HLcg9n-WPs/v-deo.html

  • @nickxcore74
    @nickxcore74 13 днів тому +94

    George Carlin was so much more than comedian, he was a philosopher and truth teller.

    • @stevekluesner4430
      @stevekluesner4430 6 днів тому

      What's worse in relation to his rant against shopping malls everywhere ; IS THE "MENTALITY" WHICH HAS TO BE SOME SORT OF "A GREAT COMMON THREAD" WHICH HAS PROLIFERATED THROUGHOUT THE "SOCIAL ORDER" THAT MAKES THIS "mode of endeavor" a manifest reality 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 Along with so much celebrity worship and royal watching you just gotta be one of the fashioniesta's , etc ; which may be "fine" "to a point" but when you stop long enough to think about just how far it's gone and the amount of time , energy , resources that have been devoted to these THINGS : DO YOU EVER HAVE A THOUGHT/A BELIEF THAT THERE ARE ALOT OF OTHER THINGS THAT COULD HAVE AND SHOULD HAVE BEEN RECOGNIZED AS BIGGER PRIORITIES AND GOTTEN BETTER BOLSTERING RATHER THAN WHAT IT IS THAT'S BEEN DONE THERE ☹️☹️☹️😖😖😖🤬🤬🤷🤷🤦‍♂️🤦🤦‍♀️🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔?????????

    • @abbasaltake1414
      @abbasaltake1414 5 днів тому

      He is just saying common sense shit that most dumbasses cannot understand it.

    • @renzo6490
      @renzo6490 5 днів тому

      Carlin wasn’t a comedian.

    • @tiggtiggs
      @tiggtiggs 2 дні тому

      ​@@renzo6490
      he's funny & can make his audience laugh at very uncomfortable truths. G.C is Comedy Gold!

    • @renzo6490
      @renzo6490 2 дні тому

      @@tiggtiggs I think his audience is expecting to laugh.
      But he really doesn’t say anything funny

  • @shanefowler3504
    @shanefowler3504 Рік тому +5532

    His message is far deeper than comedy. Absolute legend.

  • @michaelrainerii3547
    @michaelrainerii3547 3 місяці тому +287

    Nothing but respect for this man for being truthful in a world that loves lies.

  • @Florent68200
    @Florent68200 5 років тому +3459

    This ain't even a comedy sketch, he just told the truth from A to Z, brilliant.

    • @theaccursedj.e.2723
      @theaccursedj.e.2723 5 років тому +50

      That's George, man. Philosopher not comedian.

    • @quintinhaus7689
      @quintinhaus7689 5 років тому +5

      Dumb ass motherfuckers=
      People who say “ain’t”

    • @irighterotica
      @irighterotica 5 років тому +30

      There's humor in the truth, friend.

    • @itsonlyacommentsnowflake3346
      @itsonlyacommentsnowflake3346 5 років тому +33

      Now in 2019 this is classified as Hate speech.

    • @lmoral222
      @lmoral222 5 років тому +22

      @@itsonlyacommentsnowflake3346 Yeah, it's bullshit. People these days like sugar-coating and feel-good shit when what they actually need a reality bitch slap in the face to snap them out of it.

  • @Nasty-Canasta
    @Nasty-Canasta 15 днів тому +54

    I keep coming back to this. It's depressing how this is always relevant

    • @vorpalbunny4091
      @vorpalbunny4091 14 днів тому +2

      But at least you're truly among friends.
      11/06/2024. 😭

  • @skp1.3.6.
    @skp1.3.6. 3 роки тому +641

    So glad I was able to meet this man in life. I worked for a hotel & delivered room service to him when he came to perform at our big theatre in town. When I got to his room, he opened the door with a smile (no yes men, no security, no agent...just him). He was super gratious, talked to me like we were old friends (mind you I was only 16 yrs. old at the time). Gave me a fat tip & said if I had any family that wanted to go to the show let him know & he would make it happen. I left wishing I was old enough to go to the show. Great guy, Incredible comedian!!

    • @hedkace
      @hedkace 2 роки тому +14

      👍

    • @rosrrich
      @rosrrich 2 роки тому +24

      What great experience you had meeting George Carlin! Beautiful memories.

    • @lorenheard2561
      @lorenheard2561 2 роки тому +17

      Glad you scored a meeting in this strange,and bizarre Universe without realizing you were meant to be there!🤙👍💖🕊☘

    • @jackwatsonepic626
      @jackwatsonepic626 2 роки тому +12

      I am so jealous
      I wish I could of meet him

    • @IUSTITA
      @IUSTITA 2 роки тому +4

      Just curious 🤔, what is S.K.P. 1.3.6.?

  • @flovv4580
    @flovv4580 Рік тому +3201

    "Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist."
    - George Carlin

    • @Garbageman28
      @Garbageman28 9 місяців тому +19

      Actually that was cioran

    • @samanthashao8635
      @samanthashao8635 9 місяців тому +7

      That’s so true

    • @charleslowe570
      @charleslowe570 9 місяців тому +23

      Inside every person, there is more to deal with than they have even begun to think about.."

    • @WillWilsoniii
      @WillWilsoniii 8 місяців тому +5

      Aw shit…

    • @ryancaudle5206
      @ryancaudle5206 8 місяців тому +4

      Exactly

  • @andrewgoldin6905
    @andrewgoldin6905 3 роки тому +802

    This is one of those stand ups that hits you differently as you grow older and understand business and politics more.

    • @bernicesmith1173
      @bernicesmith1173 3 роки тому +1

      Yes, Andrew Holding!!👍🏿❤️

    • @Dagger4
      @Dagger4 3 роки тому +22

      Eventually you realize he wasn't a comedian... he was a satirist, he simply shared his philosophy and observations and people took it as comedy.

    • @condorX2
      @condorX2 3 роки тому +3

      Yep.
      It's call dumb Amerika part 2 (UA-cam censored those 2 words for some reason) by George Carlin
      He talks about how the top 2% own and control everything's. Their job is to deprived the US population of critical thinking through fake news to make US fight among ourselves.

    • @pisces7216
      @pisces7216 3 роки тому +4

      As someone who is older (in my 30s) and a European: I don't get why so many audience members are laughing. I get that this is considered a comedy skit, but there is nothing funny about what good old George has said there. It's actually concerning. By laughing they actually emphasize the irony in his speech, especially the education part... "hey I'm getting screwed hahaha.. I'm educated enough to get the joke hahaha"

    • @trashtronics1700
      @trashtronics1700 3 роки тому

      Or you knew it the whole time your just waiting for everyone else to catch up before it's to late

  • @Everclearfan86
    @Everclearfan86 15 днів тому +384

    Watching this on Nov 6, 2024.

  • @sherifaziz7496
    @sherifaziz7496 Рік тому +554

    Philosopher, critic, comedian, and a true legend ❤

  • @PyroD23
    @PyroD23 2 роки тому +2019

    This aged like fine wine, even today in 2022.
    George was a treasure to this world, and he had a way of looking at the bigger picture that most others didn't.
    R.I.P. to an absolute legend of a philosopher. 🔥

    • @janicehotchkiss3786
      @janicehotchkiss3786 2 роки тому +38

      I miss him 💞

    • @MrTheHillfolk
      @MrTheHillfolk 2 роки тому

      I bet if we dug him up, he would say you fucked it up even more ,put me back!!

    • @PyroD23
      @PyroD23 2 роки тому +1

      @@MrTheHillfolk Oh he would have a field day with it if he were alive in these times.

    • @ktmansfield1016
      @ktmansfield1016 2 роки тому +21

      It's more prevalent now than ever.

    • @LAKSHMIANGELES
      @LAKSHMIANGELES 2 роки тому

      WHEN DID HE DIED?😟

  • @williamdrijver4141
    @williamdrijver4141 2 роки тому +3654

    "People spending money they don't have on things they don't need". Everything he said is still valid in 2022. A stand-up comedy masterclass.

    • @hannes5987
      @hannes5987 2 роки тому +144

      ...to impress people they don't even like. xD

    • @gabrielamaya2964
      @gabrielamaya2964 2 роки тому +97

      II work construction in many upper class homes and your statement couldn't be more true. People spend 100's of thousands remodeling their already perfectly good homes bevause "Barb and Phil got heated floors in their kitchen so we need heated floors in our kitchen" and those people fucking hate Barb and Phil. The mindless and almost automatic need to aquitre personal possessions as a method of solidifying ones social status is poison and makes people miserable.

    • @TheyWantMeGone69
      @TheyWantMeGone69 2 роки тому +16

      @@gabrielamaya2964 If I was the owner I would go "who gives a fuck about barb and phil?

    • @danw1374
      @danw1374 2 роки тому +25

      Mass consumerism

    • @robolasher
      @robolasher 2 роки тому +6

      Yessiree!

  • @panosneskakis5611
    @panosneskakis5611 21 день тому +47

    I Truly miss him. He is a legend and not only for America but for the whole world. So many truths out of his mouth.

  • @jeromeweingart5596
    @jeromeweingart5596 6 років тому +6020

    He was right 15 years ago and it has gotten much worse.

  • @danielmckrell6604
    @danielmckrell6604 3 роки тому +2201

    He's right when he said that the owners of this country dont want well-educated, well-informed, critical thinkers who question how they're getting screwed.

    • @doddsalfa
      @doddsalfa 3 роки тому +84

      He’s right about everything

    • @danielmckrell6604
      @danielmckrell6604 3 роки тому +83

      @@doddsalfa Maybe that's what made him such a great comedian. He was blatantly honest about various societal issues.

    • @T2Master01
      @T2Master01 3 роки тому +14

      What these world owners currently forgot is the spirit of man. regardless of how dumb the population is, once enough of the population reaches critical displeasure with their lives and their government, once enough people are dumbed down, the dumbness will invade them and make dumb choices like the media. then the dumb people will learn one simple thing, so simple that any dumb person would fully commit to, and that is BUY AND HOLD.

    • @zerotodona1495
      @zerotodona1495 3 роки тому +12

      @@doddsalfa well no, he was incorrect about native and mexican thing.

    • @doddsalfa
      @doddsalfa 3 роки тому +28

      @@zerotodona1495 nop

  • @Jeffsthename
    @Jeffsthename 2 роки тому +2698

    " they don't want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking "
    Remember that

    • @email4664
      @email4664 2 роки тому +71

      Qanon does not count as education though...many seem to miss that detail

    • @marshalljulie3676
      @marshalljulie3676 2 роки тому +36

      @@email4664 nobody said it was 🤔

    • @dustindow2959
      @dustindow2959 2 роки тому +31

      @@email4664 big swing and a miss sport

    • @huwhitecavebeast1972
      @huwhitecavebeast1972 2 роки тому +1

      Yup.

    • @mmells_12
      @mmells_12 2 роки тому

      @@email4664 I have never seen Qanon “education” literally anywhere.
      Meanwhile, the bastardized and lying mainstream media that has zero credibility and is an extension of the executive branch of gov is everywhere.

  • @benwherlock9869
    @benwherlock9869 Місяць тому +48

    When I'm feeling insane I come back to George and he sorts my head out. 😊

  • @anxietycelery1732
    @anxietycelery1732 4 роки тому +4713

    I actually barely laugh with George's stand ups. They are so REAL that I just keep quiet and pay attention to what he's saying. The world lost a great mind.

    • @ChrisMaxfieldActs
      @ChrisMaxfieldActs 4 роки тому +210

      Carlin's later career is more performance art than stand-up. He was always a bit more than a stand-up, but the last 25 years got increasingly serious and "truth-telling."

    • @chriskrausesmovie
      @chriskrausesmovie 4 роки тому +72

      he smelled shit a mile away

    • @tylerpalazzo2939
      @tylerpalazzo2939 4 роки тому +40

      He knew what people wanted :)
      Or needed?
      🤔

    • @rascalferret
      @rascalferret 4 роки тому +63

      No, he left it to us to use for another 40yrs or so. Like that old pair of pliers, or that vise grandpa gave you with enough quality that it still holds it's worth many years later...today's tools get thrown out, this one'll be here awhile. you know, to fix shit with...

    • @darthdaddy6983
      @darthdaddy6983 4 роки тому +4

      Same

  • @lisabragg1883
    @lisabragg1883 4 роки тому +2335

    "Times have changed. People take comedians seriously and politics as a joke." -Will Rogers.

    • @MarkSeibold
      @MarkSeibold 4 роки тому +39

      Imagine that Will Rogers said that over a half-century ago. Are Americans listening yet in August 2020?

    • @groofay
      @groofay 4 роки тому +37

      @@MarkSeibold Almost a full century, Will Rogers died in 1935. Imagine having a finger on the pulse of America like that before Lenny Bruce was even 10 years old.

    • @azeemabdul1170
      @azeemabdul1170 4 роки тому +6

      True True

    • @myklmusic
      @myklmusic 4 роки тому +9

      So, nothing's changed.

    • @TryptychUK
      @TryptychUK 4 роки тому +8

      Why do you think all the American political shows are fronted by comedians instead of journalists?

  • @connieBillieve4Life
    @connieBillieve4Life Рік тому +665

    George Carlin was ahead of his time. I've been listening to him since I was a teenager. I can only imagine what he'd be saying now in this crazy world!! Truth

    • @TheAdventuresOfJimiJaden
      @TheAdventuresOfJimiJaden Рік тому +9

      I’ve been listening to him as a baby, first as a conductor and then later as a comedian.

    • @nvsouli
      @nvsouli Рік тому +16

      I'd give anything for one more show about today's world

    • @lyrilljackson
      @lyrilljackson 10 місяців тому +4

      when anyone says X is ahead of time = humanity has gone backwards.

    • @lyrilljackson
      @lyrilljackson 10 місяців тому

      @@wellard2kill905 fr

    • @Edoeg657
      @Edoeg657 10 місяців тому +2

      Facts

  • @HuckelAR
    @HuckelAR 15 днів тому +45

    Checking in again on 11/6/2024...

  • @phillyscorpio3804
    @phillyscorpio3804 10 місяців тому +582

    The man was ahead of his time…even in 2024… this is still relevant 💯

    • @tlee4218
      @tlee4218 8 місяців тому +3

      Genius is what we thought in 60’s listening to his albums.
      It was all going on and coming on at that time.
      We were the last generation to try and stop it.
      Created EPA after protests bc we were at maximum humans 2,6 billion according to earth ability to sustain a natural order bc our waste was toooo much to sustain.
      Now 8 billion😢

    • @erikkibler3466
      @erikkibler3466 5 місяців тому +2

      Last ones that had the ability and opportunity to try and stop it.we were screwed from the gate.greeds a mfer.

    • @Bytesmiths
      @Bytesmiths 5 місяців тому +1

      More now than ever. :-(

    • @priscilla.colburn444
      @priscilla.colburn444 4 місяці тому

      @@phillyscorpio3804 Truth will ALWAYS be revenant. That is WHY we HAVE a Bible for INSTRUCTION, the BEST Manuel to Live BY.
      Would you ever try to REBUILD anything without a Manuel? Scripture teaches us to be REBORN. We NEED to DO that AFTER we have learned Truth. Remember we have been born and raised in an evil world. Scripture teaches us to “Come Out Of Her My People”. Google it.

    • @infinityinfinity2253
      @infinityinfinity2253 2 місяці тому

      Trump isn't your saviour no matter what, he is just another distraction. No swamp was cleared and it never will be, he has too much invested in what he claims he wants to clear,

  • @dylancaleb4169
    @dylancaleb4169 8 років тому +2622

    You cant tell me this man isnt a poet, goddamn. He has such a perfect control over his vocabulary, phrasing and execution

    • @LJY08
      @LJY08 8 років тому +78

      ...and his message, which is what set him apart from the shitty 'shock' comedians who just tell shock jokes to get cheap laughs.

    • @soulscanner66
      @soulscanner66 8 років тому +32

      unfortunately, these comedians believe they are being like him

    • @Maray182
      @Maray182 7 років тому +3

      but it's scripted isn't it?

    • @soulscanner66
      @soulscanner66 7 років тому +68

      Maria S. Poetry IS scripted. That's the point. His words and cadence are carefully scripted to maximize their effect, just like poetry. It's NOT improvised.

    • @jaykroach8353
      @jaykroach8353 7 років тому +14

      ROBOTRIPPIN ROBOT it is poetry

  • @bovinityleak2066
    @bovinityleak2066 Рік тому +855

    George was a brilliant political satirist. He had incredible insight into american society and was spot on and his words still are because NOTHING HAS CHANGED in politics decade after decade. It has only slid closer to darkness/fascism these days. He was sounding an alarm in a digestible form. His humor was the spoon full of sugar to help the medicine go down.

    • @HumanCarBomb
      @HumanCarBomb Рік тому +14

      Nicely produced, sir! (-;

    • @KarenCastro-lx2dp
      @KarenCastro-lx2dp Рік тому +24

      You're so right about Carlin. Like a man ahead of his times, literally. He's been gone for a long time, yet you'd swear he's here now talking about certain people in politics who are as dumb as they can be, or the others who are so narcissistic & have the followers ( or cult) believing every word. Dumb as a bag of rocks! Stupid loves stupid. I miss Carlin & still read his books. His books would probably be on the banned list.

    • @slappingthebass2271
      @slappingthebass2271 Рік тому +14

      Bros language is so direct and hard hitting gotta respect that 😊

    • @notabot2928
      @notabot2928 11 місяців тому

      Trump changed alot though snd exposed all the corruption If he had and they wouldn’t be after him like they are I would encourage you to watch George carlins it’s a big club and you’re not in it it’s about politics

    • @taytay4458
      @taytay4458 11 місяців тому +6

      Nothing has changed since the founding of the nation, we’ve just gotten fatter haha

  • @lhart99
    @lhart99 7 днів тому +8

    I really miss George Carlin. I don't miss him because he'd be surprised at what has happened. I miss George because he'd have endless material to talk about. RIP George your wisdom is sorely missed.

  • @AmericanFlyOnTheWall
    @AmericanFlyOnTheWall Рік тому +1528

    George Carlin saw the big picture. I joined the Army at age 17 and served for 8 years. Now, my son is 16. There is no way in hell I would recommend that he enlist. Fight for what? Oil companies? Politicians? If push comes to shove, we have a nuclear deterrent-which I hope we never need-but let’s let our kids grow to be more than cannon fodder for corporations.

    • @rodneymakarutsa5310
      @rodneymakarutsa5310 Рік тому +15

      Man

    • @mortalecstasy
      @mortalecstasy Рік тому +46

      @@rodneymakarutsa5310 -The most evil species to ever grace this beautiful planet.....

    • @phantomfacefinal7735
      @phantomfacefinal7735 11 місяців тому +26

      He did see the big picture, the one most Americans are looking at is wallet size

    • @WizardOfWor
      @WizardOfWor 11 місяців тому +75

      I’m glad that I never enlisted in the military when I had the chance to when I was young. I’m 41 now.
      I was in NJROTC in my first semester back in high school, but I got kicked out all because I wasn’t performing up to their expectations. But they did me a favor.
      The more I learn about it, the more I realize that it’s all a big sham, all in the facade of “serving & dying for our country.”
      All of these people in the military that are doing so are *_really_* serving & dying for the rich politicians, the wealthy elites & corporations who funds money for their money laundering, proxy wars while instigating wars on many countries.

    • @michaelohara49
      @michaelohara49 11 місяців тому +24

      ​@scottsands3225Social democracy, the Scandanavian model is far and away the best model on Earth to run a country, it isn't even close.

  • @graham3368
    @graham3368 Рік тому +1474

    This man was so smart he knew he could only get away with it by using comedy, RIP GEORGE . The World needs ppl like this.. Very smart man.

    • @nicoletipton
      @nicoletipton Рік тому +12

      U said it.

    • @mementomori6585
      @mementomori6585 Рік тому +27

      Totally agree. I wish he was still with us. I’d love his insights on the current times.

    • @eterniter45
      @eterniter45 Рік тому

      this guy was payed to reveal citizens of critical thinking. Don't worry your government knows your IP and bank account

    • @australiancitizen2938
      @australiancitizen2938 Рік тому +2

      @OtherSports lisa who? na kiddin, i'd check her out.

    • @ashraelll
      @ashraelll Рік тому

      dick gregory was on the same timing

  • @glide789
    @glide789 9 місяців тому +3000

    It's not anger in his voice, it's disgust.

    • @SamsarasArt
      @SamsarasArt 8 місяців тому +131

      And disappointment

    • @Coryiodine
      @Coryiodine 8 місяців тому +61

      @@SamsarasArt exactly. He was clearly saddened that Americans allow things to happen. He was someone that would've fought for freedom on a battlefield if there was ever any support for a battle. But you can't do anything by yourself, it takes working together and the people of this country have failed to rise to their obligations. I think he was just ready to leave this world by this point.

    • @mammaaustin9742
      @mammaaustin9742 8 місяців тому +33

      I miss this man.

    • @Christian-re4dl
      @Christian-re4dl 8 місяців тому +6

      And 4channers keep that disgust going and going and going and going and going.

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 7 місяців тому +7

      The usual reaction to an American from us non Americans

  • @JohnMinced
    @JohnMinced 14 днів тому +112

    I intend to watch George Carlin for the next 4 years. Seems like the only reasonable coping mechanism.

  • @ewaetnak
    @ewaetnak 5 років тому +3643

    Sadly, that's not comedy. It's pure and total truth.

    • @jocomfiresin6982
      @jocomfiresin6982 5 років тому +17

      Same thing in Carlins book

    • @hootisfowl9301
      @hootisfowl9301 5 років тому +14

      Its comedy

    • @digi2848
      @digi2848 5 років тому +40

      Ewa, Comedy is the truth, comedy is something we use to laugh at the fucked up stuff in life.

    • @igogoplatayobitch7566
      @igogoplatayobitch7566 5 років тому +4

      That's not sad. Its enlightening.

    • @hategreed1
      @hategreed1 5 років тому

      Then why am I laughing so hard I can't breathe??

  • @CatsBestFinds59
    @CatsBestFinds59 2 роки тому +1857

    Best truth teller of our time. You're sorely missed George.

    • @mikesnowden1
      @mikesnowden1 2 роки тому +23

      If anything, it's gotten WORSE. Shared on FB & said "George Carlin w/ the truth so long ago. Miss him so much. Don't Watch if you're "Politically Correct," Sensitive, or believe in "The American Dream." If you've a SENSE of Humor, laugh UR butt off." 100% accurate. $1.8 Billion the GOP just spent to take the house. Peace & Love (George Carlin) M ;)

    • @amadeus.k331
      @amadeus.k331 2 роки тому

      Unfortunately America has become exponentially dumber since GC passed away... Only if he saw how dumb these people are now, literally voting for their own demise, would he really see the meaning of "stupidity" and how it has destroyed virtually everything in this nation over the last couple years. Right now, it's literally the sheep voting for the wolves and these idiots are none the wiser.

    • @kevinfergusson694
      @kevinfergusson694 2 роки тому

      So what are you going to do the truths he told, let them continue and say, "what can I do about the corruption.
      Are you all so blind, to let it continue, so you all have something to whine about.
      And do you all really care enough to change it.
      The ball has always been in the whiteman court, forcing and teaching others how to operate dishonestly.

    • @DoesntHurtYet
      @DoesntHurtYet Рік тому +1

      Litmus test.
      Was he talking about Jews?

    • @adamrobinson4151
      @adamrobinson4151 Рік тому +9

      He literally just tells the truth, but does it in a humorous manner. So much so that you could listen him for hours

  • @trevagraham1605
    @trevagraham1605 Рік тому +714

    No one could be funny and dead serious at the same time like George. He was way ahead of his time

    • @ildart8738
      @ildart8738 Рік тому +13

      As a Russian saying goes: there is a fraction of truth in every joke.

    • @Nicole-kx9vg
      @Nicole-kx9vg Рік тому +6

      David Chappelle 👍
      🌐🌐🌐🌐🌐🌐🌐🌐🌐🌐🌐🌐🌐🌐🌐🌐🌐🌐🌐🌐

    • @arikauraniemi9383
      @arikauraniemi9383 Рік тому +2

      Bill Hicks

    • @stevepatrickjarvis
      @stevepatrickjarvis Рік тому +1

      @@ildart8738 I can respect that saying, not gonna lie.

    • @Gug9000
      @Gug9000 Рік тому +1

      If a comic did this routine today people would protest calling it “body shaming.”

  • @mavericiyo5203
    @mavericiyo5203 16 днів тому +1172

    Who came here to make sense after Trump's 2024 win?

    • @peterlewis7397
      @peterlewis7397 15 днів тому +78

      He’s a 100% brutal thug.

    • @cynthiadonoho5105
      @cynthiadonoho5105 15 днів тому +2

      I did. Sick to my stomach that the majority of Americans are even dumber than Carlin said they were !!! It's the end of Democracy !! Saw Carlin twice in person. Genius and truth teller extroidinaire !! He is missed !!!😢

    • @trinalittlefield6294
      @trinalittlefield6294 15 днів тому +125

      I'm totally disgusted. Critical thinking has gone out the damn window.

    • @fahtybilly2631
      @fahtybilly2631 15 днів тому +15

      47

    • @edgreen2921
      @edgreen2921 15 днів тому +13

      Jan 20th is a long way off......

  • @joeschmo7145
    @joeschmo7145 2 роки тому +907

    "It's the American dream, because you gotta be asleep to believe it." It blows my mind at how blatantly correct he was

    • @RYMAN1321
      @RYMAN1321 2 роки тому +27

      Our corporations began selling it overseas in the 70’s and 80’s and it’s still going today
      All for cheap labor

    • @snelgrave101
      @snelgrave101 Рік тому +30

      What really blows my mind is how many Americans actually still believe in th American dream, I wouldn't stay in America rent free if I was offered.

    • @monicaramirez51015
      @monicaramirez51015 Рік тому +5

      @@snelgrave101😊awe it’s not that bad if we are awakened to the truth. What country would be better than USA 🇺🇸

    • @snelgrave101
      @snelgrave101 Рік тому +11

      @@monicaramirez51015 As Homer Simpson would say "Big if" sorry my friend I don't see the awakening anytime soon.

    • @treblesix8730
      @treblesix8730 Рік тому +9

      We don't have the Amercan dream....we're awake....

  • @DryMyTears
    @DryMyTears 2 роки тому +3204

    "The American dream, you have to be asleep to believe it"
    What a sentence!

    • @brandonmiller2171
      @brandonmiller2171 2 роки тому +40

      It's 100% true. There is no real American dream in this country anymore. It's so sad and President Trump was the only one who gave us hope in the American dream since he was the greatest president we ever had in this country.

    • @thirdbase6870
      @thirdbase6870 2 роки тому +63

      ​@@brandonmiller2171
      "So build a wall behind it crawl
      and hide until it's light" Metallica - Hero Of The Day
      Pretty much sums up your fearful leader.

    • @brandonmiller2171
      @brandonmiller2171 2 роки тому +11

      @@thirdbase6870 Yes, Trump was the greatest leader and president we ever had in American history. There will never be another president as good as him.

    • @eutytoalba
      @eutytoalba 2 роки тому +6

      @@forkymental5154
      But of course nobody understands "the American dream" like a silly sack of salt who was evidently living his....by insulting ours. 🤔

    • @eutytoalba
      @eutytoalba 2 роки тому +2

      @@brandonmiller2171
      Every American generation has had to earn our own freedom facing one radically absurd challenge or another..... One man can't fix it all by himself, not even the great George. 🤷‍♀️ What this country is facing now is just the tempering test of our own time.... And now we also understand for ourselves just how history has been SO violently polarizing in the past; the historically infamous choice between "freedom" and "security" once seemed like a no-brainer in America until something emerged that made people feel legitimately insecure. A person has to *seem* practically psycho to choose freedom, between the two; can't enjoy freedom if you're dead....... 😷💸 But nor is anyone secure if they're not free! 😱🛢️🎣

  • @SW8451AnnotInterview
    @SW8451AnnotInterview 4 роки тому +16043

    George Carlin didn't die, he just left before shit got worse

    • @maxheadroom7687
      @maxheadroom7687 4 роки тому +154

      Michaeline Burke absolutely!👍🇦🇺😎loved the guy!

    • @junkyard-p1s
      @junkyard-p1s 4 роки тому +232

      Lucky him!! We miss you old fuck

    • @arabianknight6304
      @arabianknight6304 4 роки тому +430

      no he didn't die, he passed away (soft language).

    • @fistyann8434
      @fistyann8434 4 роки тому +99

      Typical genius.

    • @eggedon6112
      @eggedon6112 4 роки тому +126

      @The big man is in the house! Oh, and you totally overlooked the good screwing we're getting with this corporate bailout and demand people go back to work ASAP, and die trying? You're blind, Dude. Not worthy of Carlin.

  • @caczech
    @caczech 15 днів тому +18

    A true "Stand-up Philosopher" in every sense of the word.

  • @jacotolkien
    @jacotolkien 6 років тому +637

    If my son spent his entire time in high school sitting in a classroom listening to this guy he would be wiser, more compassionate and better equipped to make the world a better place.

    • @kkoo3247
      @kkoo3247 6 років тому +5

      He was, a great reader of people,organisations

    • @LemonMoon
      @LemonMoon 6 років тому +26

      I have a professor in my history class who is very similar to Carlin. His main goal through teaching history, is to show us how we got here today and to make us think critically of things, and form our own opinions.

    • @lilyungin1252
      @lilyungin1252 6 років тому +5

      Lemon Moon my history teacher would just yell
      (yall don't know nothin)
      right when we walk in the door

    • @ericMsmith1000
      @ericMsmith1000 6 років тому +3

      well fuck yeah,, the teaching is all fucked up, I knew something was up when they took away recess ,,

    • @aoeu256
      @aoeu256 6 років тому +2

      When you read you can read at 600 WPM and focus on new ideas, even if you put this at 2x thats 360 WPM while being hard to rewine. If you press F12, and type and paste: document.getElementsByTagName("video")[0].playbackRate = 3.0; , you can get to similar speed to reading but your retention is actually lower because you can't vary your reading speed between "known info" and "unknown info", and pause to reflect at will. Basically: Reading > Listening

  • @ChrisLight1
    @ChrisLight1 6 років тому +1685

    Comedy AND a TED talk in one. I miss this man.

    • @therealcanadianrageyt4595
      @therealcanadianrageyt4595 6 років тому +17

      He was one of a kind-great in so many ways. I am a Canadian and his comedy and writing was Universal. He made me a better writer and thinker and I think if he were alive; he would be ripping this society a new asshole. We all miss him. I used to be an optimist; believing that humanity still had a chance: I think it might; but it's getting smaller and smaller and this may sound like a cliche' but the young children give me a sense of hope. Provided everyone and everything else, doesn't fill their head with complete garbage. Scratch a cynic and you'll find a disappointed idealist. 90 different genders, gender fluidity, otherkin-what is this stupid shit? 3rd wave feninism, sjw's "woke"-more stupid shit. Stupid shit is abound we're living in a world now; that would either terrify Orwell or make him blow a load in his pants and have a big stupid grin. Not to mention: everything these days is now offensive. Christ!

    • @prernarawat8443
      @prernarawat8443 5 років тому +7

      @@therealcanadianrageyt4595 Yeah , that sentence "everything nowdays is offensive" - You know i am even afraid to put up my voice out there because I don't know what they gonna say next taking offence to my constructive criticism
      And lets not even talk about 3rd wave feminism
      Literally cancer

    • @therealcanadianrageyt4595
      @therealcanadianrageyt4595 5 років тому +2

      @@prernarawat8443 I agree Third wave feminism is antithetical to anything to do with equal rights and empowering women. I don't identify as a feminist, but I do have respect for people like Cristina Hoff Summers and I do respect strong, intelligent women (My mother is one after all and my Father is my hero.) Third wave feminism contradicts itself; and thus, as a movement--falls flat on it's gender fluid, non-binary, gender pronoun having ass. It operates under the guise of strength and equality for women and at the same time; wants special treatment and like every woman should be treated like delicate flowers, with tender fragile peddles. Well, which one is it? because too opposing forces cannot occupy the same space harmoniously. These snowflakes are so flimsy; that any person, be they man or woman, who comes forward and challenges the ideology, threatens the very foundation and so; they quiver in their boots and rather than defend their position--they have to resort to mob mentality tactics: Smear campaigns, trying to get people fired, fabricating bullshit. What a bunch of pussies. Didn't anybody ever tell these pricks that there are no such things as "safe spaces?" The world,for all of it's beauty, mystery and wonder; is also harsh, at times cruel and can be brutal. Not to drag this on: but there are documentaries out there about plants and other elements of nature that can and do, very easily kill people; that sort of throws that whole, living spiritually with nature and all that into question--to me, anyway. This goes for our modern society too: it can be a harsh place. As a kid: one of the things I was taught was respect and that it is something that is earned: you don't just give it out by default.; so perhaps the whole idea of "safe spaces, without exception-is totally the wrong approach (of course it is) It is more a matter of respect, earned through action and communication. I'm a physically handicapped person, with cerebral palsy myself and one of the things I really hate about this PC BS: is transablism. People who intentionally cripple themselves because of how they "feel." Most people don't even understand their feelings, to begin with. I think there is a distinction between feelings and emotions: an emotion is a state of being, while the feeling is an objective expression of that state and one is in correspondence with the other: it's like a feedback loop. Much like a lot of language; people use terms, without always understanding what they mean or the origin. Just like we have drug addicts and alcoholics-people are not encouraged to enable them; yet some doctors, have actually carried out these transabled procedures. You want to talk about somebody being an enabler of illness? Ironic isn't it, given the Hippocratic oath. Using is something that I do because I have to and I'll probably always have to. I'm cool with it; it's a lifelong thing; but it isn't something I'd wish on anyone else; not even my enemies. If you think it's easy, you gotta another thing comin'. It doesn't discriminate either; black, white, gay, straight, male, female, human or animal. It can happen to anyone. And when it does: there's no going back. Still, these transabled people are being encouraged to intentionally cripple themselves. Fuck off! As long as that's being allowed though; I say bring on the trans-humanism, bring on the nanomachines that can repair damaged tissue and organs, allow stem cell therapies to help the paralyzed to walk. Besides, allot of these kooks today, like to sing the praises of abortion-almost like it's a trivial subject. I saw one you tube video, where a fat woman said: "I'm going to have 10 or 20 abortions." Well, holy shit! No values, no morals, no empathy. Just narcissistic, self-entitled, self-serving, psychopathic bullshit. I should stop; but I could go on and on about this type of stuff. SJW's like to take minorities and use them; to further an agenda and in doing so: they tarnish or damage those minorities: they are not a voice for them. Sjw's poison and taint everything they touch. If they all, stood around the Grand Canyon, held hands and jumped in at the count of 3; how many people would be sad, I've wondered? Relax, that's called humor, it's the visual you get in your mind that's humor; a bunch of PC robots, standing around, holding hands, singing some song, before they all jump. They are a cult after all. Look, I get it: this is this generation's "revolution"-but I worry fourty years from now; when they real feel the brunt of what could happen. I know they consider themselves to be like flower children or something; but they ain't. They're being manipulated and used by Globalists and they don't even realize it. I didn't want to believe in a Globalist conspiracy: Well, fuck me! We see more and more of it, with every passing day.

    • @prernarawat8443
      @prernarawat8443 5 років тому +3

      @@therealcanadianrageyt4595 oh my god , this is one of the most properly formed comment i have ever seen. First , I do not even know what problems you might be facing in your day to day life because of celebral palsy, you should be playing the victim card more than these privileged bitches . They think they deserve everything in this world without any talent whatsoever . I dont call myself feminist doesnt mean i wont stand up for injustice . I mean i have done more for equality and empowerment for human kind that these self proclaimed feminists . They are nowadays sexualizing kids for god sake and bringing up their kids with genderless mentality , can you imagine how fucked up that kid will be when he grows up . And there was this woman telling on youtube 'i kill my children' adn everybody around her was yassss . I was like wtf bitch , woman like you have disturbed kids or kids who blow up schools . They all wanna be treated like princess and call it equality . For god sake a feminist was saying i ask my kid's consent before changing his diaper and the kid is what 8 months ? . i have lost hope . I dont speak up on public platforms . I just laugh when they cry when they are being treated euqally . My brother walks with stick for 10 years , he has never dated ... he is good looking , smart , intelligent but the rise in number of false rape cases , he do not even talk to girls . He is like precaution is better than cure . Even i tell him to stay away from girls , you never know who turns out to be a feminist

    • @headcold7250
      @headcold7250 5 років тому

      prerna rawat but calling feminism “cancer” isn’t constructive at all. I agree, it’s cancer, but that’s not a statement I’d use as an offering to refine their “movement”

  • @kaecake9575
    @kaecake9575 5 місяців тому +856

    “The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it.”

    • @joonglegamer9898
      @joonglegamer9898 3 місяці тому +14

      Yup, Reddit is a pure testiment to that fact.

    • @mattman402
      @mattman402 3 місяці тому +7

      This needs to be on a billboard

    • @thecowboy9698
      @thecowboy9698 3 місяці тому +6

      Now you know why both many of the phophets in the old Testament, Jesus himself, and all of the apostles except John, all died a martyr's death.
      Jesus himself plainly explained this to his actual brothers, no Jesus was not an only child but had siblings, when he said at John 7:7:
      "The world cannot hate you, but it hates Me because I testify about it, that its deeds are evil."

    • @DaDePeelersFraud
      @DaDePeelersFraud 3 місяці тому

      “That’s fucking crazy in a world full of Jews” wait sorry wrong quote, “and telling the truth is crazy in a world full of lies.”

    • @Mikeyz123
      @Mikeyz123 3 місяці тому +11

      @@thecowboy9698you might wanna check out what Carlin says about religion 😂 hint: he thinks it’s bullshit

  • @aomegadetroit
    @aomegadetroit 15 днів тому +21

    His thoughts ring true this week once again

  • @daveF1993
    @daveF1993 5 років тому +1523

    I think we wrongly call him a comedian, he was, but honestly he was a philosopher in his own right. An ability to accurately view the entirety of American way of life like this is way beyond the abilities of the average or even great comedian. We’re short- changing George here. He was a genius.

    • @Theurbanmajor
      @Theurbanmajor 5 років тому +12

      *sociologist

    • @nancysanders2398
      @nancysanders2398 5 років тому +3

      I agree!!

    • @Jackal_Blitz
      @Jackal_Blitz 5 років тому +29

      Most of the best comics are deeply philosophical and critical of society, but are highly skilled at delivering their point with humor.

    • @alfeinstein4168
      @alfeinstein4168 5 років тому +9

      I watched this expecting a few laughs, instead got a lecture on the way the U.States is truly structured. Carlin was a professor.

    • @Voidmager
      @Voidmager 5 років тому +4

      Why must we treat these ways of thinking as mutually exclusive? They're not. George Carlin was many things including what has been discussed prior, and almost assuredly more.

  • @Sinvention
    @Sinvention 5 років тому +19291

    It's called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.
    I like that.

    • @megataurus7779
      @megataurus7779 5 років тому +302

      The american dream......start waking the fuck up!

    • @bobp1311
      @bobp1311 5 років тому +135

      Its the truth

    • @motorcitymanman7711
      @motorcitymanman7711 5 років тому +192

      Naw.....The American Dream happens every day, for people that want to WORK for it instead of being lazy Fucks!!

    • @DeathTheKid6778
      @DeathTheKid6778 5 років тому +394

      @@motorcitymanman7711
      Or you can have it handed to you, because mommy and/or daddy are loaded.
      But, we all know how your type just loves to ignore that.

    • @motorcitymanman7711
      @motorcitymanman7711 5 років тому +142

      @@DeathTheKid6778
      Wrong......most people work HARD for what they have, its fucked up attitudes like yours and lazy entitled assholes who piss and moan who fail in life and blame it on others!
      I worked hard for what I have and I'm not rich!!!

  • @Call_Me_Troy
    @Call_Me_Troy 7 місяців тому +214

    One of the most brilliant comedians of all time.

    • @gadfly1357
      @gadfly1357 6 місяців тому +2

      Was it the seven forbidden words... or five?

    • @Springer272
      @Springer272 3 місяці тому +1

      He was a word genius

    • @Call_Me_Troy
      @Call_Me_Troy 3 місяці тому +1

      @@Springer272 ~ Absolutely!!

    • @Call_Me_Troy
      @Call_Me_Troy 3 місяці тому +2

      @@gadfly1357 ~ Pretty sure it was seven.

    • @gadfly1357
      @gadfly1357 3 місяці тому +1

      @@Call_Me_Troy I stand corrected. Cheers.

  • @ancamp98
    @ancamp98 14 днів тому +102

    Who's here post November 5th, 2024?

    • @OfficialGeorgeCarlin
      @OfficialGeorgeCarlin  13 днів тому +17

      Thanks for coming ✌

    • @lexyberesford5373
      @lexyberesford5373 9 днів тому +2

      ​@@OfficialGeorgeCarlin Timeless! And obviously suppressed, along with science, history, arts and all the basic truths that get in the way of economic growth and profits... Thanks for running George's page ❤

    • @meredithreynolds3151
      @meredithreynolds3151 8 днів тому +5

      Fucking prophetic.

    • @jamesspencer1463
      @jamesspencer1463 7 днів тому

      Me. George Carlin my favorite comedian

    • @BarnaGyuri
      @BarnaGyuri 7 днів тому +1

      I watch this bit, and the one about religion every week. True classic.

  • @StevenEveral
    @StevenEveral 4 роки тому +16936

    George Carlin wasn't a prophet, he was just paying attention.

    • @Nomad-bl4yw
      @Nomad-bl4yw 4 роки тому +158

      Lol ppl throwing the word "prophet" around should really pick up a book about real prophets and find out they were far more than intelligent comedians

    • @SuperCoopdogg
      @SuperCoopdogg 4 роки тому +405

      @@Nomad-bl4yw a title has nothing to do with intelligence

    • @1spaceman604
      @1spaceman604 4 роки тому +42

      i think it depends more on what your idea of a prophet is but killer set for sure

    • @1spaceman604
      @1spaceman604 4 роки тому +122

      @@Nomad-bl4yw what book would this be because i dont recall any "real" prohets

    • @Nomad-bl4yw
      @Nomad-bl4yw 4 роки тому +23

      @@1spaceman604 thank you for informing me that you're an atheist .I'll be sure to put this information to good use

  • @sniped3359
    @sniped3359 8 місяців тому +561

    "its a big club and you aint in it" this is a very true statement!

    • @anactualalpaca7016
      @anactualalpaca7016 5 місяців тому +6

      that line lives rent free in my head, and i think about it every time our landlord would raise our rent for having them do their job

    • @argenfargen
      @argenfargen 4 місяці тому +3

      Read this comment in real time when he said it

    • @kelvinjohne_
      @kelvinjohne_ 4 місяці тому +3

      " The game is rigged "

    • @snelgrave101
      @snelgrave101 4 місяці тому +3

      That line gets me every time.

    • @dclaet1135
      @dclaet1135 4 місяці тому

      The "club" is actually pretty tiny compared to the large amount of people who aren't in it. The genius of these evil oligarchs is how they deceive so many uneducated/dumb people into thinking they too can be obscenely rich if only they sell their souls or work a little harder. Whats amazing is how many people buy into that and routinely vote or act against their own interests. It doesn't speak well to the critical thinking skills of the average person.

  • @roddymcniven8734
    @roddymcniven8734 3 роки тому +843

    This man was way ahead of the times. Pure genius, RIP George.

    • @Kuasarakyat2
      @Kuasarakyat2 2 роки тому +5

      💯

    • @zoebarnes3070
      @zoebarnes3070 2 роки тому +17

      Not really. It was fucked up back then too

    • @gerarduspoppel2831
      @gerarduspoppel2831 2 роки тому

      Amen to that

    • @jackwatsonepic626
      @jackwatsonepic626 2 роки тому +1

      He died 4 months after making this R I P

    • @richardboettger6761
      @richardboettger6761 2 роки тому +5

      @@jackwatsonepic626
      This was in 2005.
      He died shortly after making his 14th(?) HBO special 3 yrs later.
      Died: June 22, 2008, Santa Monica, CA

  • @carmenrosa7589
    @carmenrosa7589 10 днів тому +9

    He is so relevant and ahead of his times, he is timeless

  • @petergreco6646
    @petergreco6646 4 роки тому +318

    George Carlin was well ahead of his time and brutally honest about everything. Miss him.

    • @toryfox4580
      @toryfox4580 4 роки тому +2

      Simultaneously sad and glad that he wasnt here to see 2020....

    • @KingJamesIX
      @KingJamesIX 4 роки тому +3

      George Carlin was saying all the true things the left doesn't want you to have the freedom to say today.

  • @420dogslife
    @420dogslife 5 років тому +1763

    This is closer to a TED Talk than a comedy show 😂
    Edit: thanks for the correction!

    • @UserName-ii1ce
      @UserName-ii1ce 5 років тому +8

      2070 Paradigm shift

    • @josiejesie5586
      @josiejesie5586 5 років тому +24

      but ted talk only give positive talk. not bitter truth.

    • @enigma.records6783
      @enigma.records6783 4 роки тому +1

      666th like 😈😳

    • @banishedfromthedwarfplanet530
      @banishedfromthedwarfplanet530 4 роки тому +16

      Gorden Payne-- George didn't have the secrets to long life and never claimed to. But he did have the secrets to telling the truth (mostly) and not giving a shit about the horrors of the world around him.

    • @terrorbilly3750
      @terrorbilly3750 4 роки тому +9

      Yea but TED Talk is part of the same corporate tyranny that hes talking about so it would never happen.

  • @janbaltes2863
    @janbaltes2863 4 роки тому +523

    I am German raised in Spain. And I can apply this to both countries without changing as much as 10 words.
    The whole world is a Big Shopping mall.

    • @OhMar.
      @OhMar. 3 роки тому +11

      Thanks for letting me know

    • @xanderguldie
      @xanderguldie 3 роки тому +14

      Jup it's like that in all of Europe

    • @brianwilke592
      @brianwilke592 3 роки тому +6

      And everything in them is made in China. Cheap shit.

    • @marlenecolemankotze3993
      @marlenecolemankotze3993 3 роки тому +1

      Don't forget some parts of the Africa Continent

    • @jondwoods4742
      @jondwoods4742 3 роки тому +2

      True....:/ it’s fckn horrifying

  • @matthewheid9258
    @matthewheid9258 15 днів тому +115

    Anyone else here after the election outcome?

  • @jesuschristpose896
    @jesuschristpose896 4 роки тому +1036

    This man was brilliant, he tried to warn us but the majority did not listen.

    • @venicebeachsportsnetwork6677
      @venicebeachsportsnetwork6677 4 роки тому +9

      We didn't listen! We didn't listen! - randy marsh voice

    • @thetekksetter1356
      @thetekksetter1356 4 роки тому +11

      I did but no one else wanted to believe me either.

    • @trickywily2823
      @trickywily2823 4 роки тому +21

      As I sit in solitude I feel better knowing that all my thoughts on this decrepid place are not just in by my head. 👏

    • @trickywily2823
      @trickywily2823 4 роки тому +1

      @TheLogicJunkie Best part is you evolve with out them. Aka Christmas alone 5 years strong .. Bitcoin up Relationships down

    • @Voice8008
      @Voice8008 4 роки тому

      Fred Toler, they did!

  • @orangeapples
    @orangeapples 3 роки тому +3557

    Most people will agree that George Carlin was a genius and spoke the truth. Most people don’t realize they are the punchline.

  • @labrd41
    @labrd41 4 роки тому +1841

    It's the middle of May 2020 and this routine is so totally relevant.

    • @sylviaross5486
      @sylviaross5486 4 роки тому +46

      labrd41 It'll be relevant 100 years from now, if we still have a country left.

    • @JujuInFlames
      @JujuInFlames 4 роки тому +21

      Everything is proceeding as he has foreseen

    • @withnailll
      @withnailll 4 роки тому +15

      He must be glad he died before he got the chance to see how right he was.

    • @marycomeaux3493
      @marycomeaux3493 4 роки тому +2

      Damn!

    • @orthotech9758
      @orthotech9758 4 роки тому +22

      @mighty mouse I believe that Carlin would condemn the violence, but he would understand the frustration and at least try to understand what's happening and why it's taking place. He is an intellectual who would absolutely try to get to the bottom of an issue.

  • @briciolaa
    @briciolaa 10 днів тому +11

    oh man we need you now more than ever

  • @BKFan342
    @BKFan342 3 роки тому +1492

    "Never gonna get any better" 15 years after he said this, I hate how right he is

    • @ranger1496
      @ranger1496 3 роки тому +8

      Agree n on our way to 9-10 billion folks. Its a Trainwreck in to many ways.🧸

    • @NezumiM
      @NezumiM 3 роки тому +24

      it's circling the drain time for humanity

    • @adampkalb
      @adampkalb 3 роки тому +18

      Unless you care a whole awful lot, it will not get better. So if you care about making things better, you should do it and find people who will follow you. Don't stop caring about making America get any better and saving humanity from the drain, _especially_ if you never started caring in the first place. If you never care about getting better and accept that things will continue to get worse for you if you do nothing, you have already lost. 😢 You are not powerless to make a positive change if you believe you are not, and look for the people around you who want things to get better. Eventually, there will be enough of you to outnumber the selfish, greedy, corrupt politicians who own the Untied States and force them to know empathy for us, because THEY need to do better and they do not want to. Force those who do not care about you to start caring about you because you are their responsibility, and an unfair government tilting the tables to serve themselves needs to be forced to do the right thing.

    • @ERROR.CODENN
      @ERROR.CODENN 3 роки тому +1

      I was the only one to reply.

    • @williamdolyniuk7804
      @williamdolyniuk7804 3 роки тому

      Yes it is pure doom and gloom .. or Life is lie and then u die.... optimistic AIN'T i . L.m. ass off.

  • @im5599
    @im5599 4 роки тому +1286

    George, you wouldn't believe WTF is going on now....
    (Or actually, I'm sure you saw it coming).

    • @sherrysigman5357
      @sherrysigman5357 4 роки тому +7

      💜💜💜

    • @beaubrotzman3141
      @beaubrotzman3141 4 роки тому +15

      Boy, what remarks he'd have ta say. Where/how would he start.

    • @bernardbernsen6024
      @bernardbernsen6024 4 роки тому +3

      Tell us I M, tell us the grand corona conspiracy

    • @wcmarsh5692
      @wcmarsh5692 4 роки тому +3

      If there is an after life maybe George will do an encore. Everybody please pray!

    • @anhbayar11
      @anhbayar11 4 роки тому +4

      Garbage in, garbage out. He obiviously saw it coming.

  • @dethswurl117
    @dethswurl117 8 місяців тому +191

    It's crazy how sharp he was at this age
    Truly once in a hundred years type of man

    • @StrangeScaryNewEngland
      @StrangeScaryNewEngland 6 місяців тому +1

      These days, that would be about a lifetime. SO he was once in a lifetime. Lol.

    • @Hacienda_27
      @Hacienda_27 4 місяці тому +1

      @@StrangeScaryNewEnglanddepends on your critical thinking and ability to not give A shit

  • @chrisjonesfilm
    @chrisjonesfilm 15 днів тому +30

    9:22 on in November of 2024 hits *real fuckin hard*

  • @Atouk
    @Atouk 8 років тому +387

    George wasn't miserable. He was disappointed at how pathetic humans can be in spite of their accomplishments. He understood the folly of being human. Even though he was disappointed, he resigned himself to witness the biggest freak show on earth, and being paid to point out its absurdities. He was a visionary, and he was loved. *Peace*

    • @giantasparagus
      @giantasparagus 5 років тому +3

      @@Bozlee22 Travel anywhere once.. You'll realize western influence has traveled everywhere and now the worst parts are being amplified by areas such as China. Soooo Humans is correct unless you like to separate people based on where they were born. Good luck with that

    • @giantasparagus
      @giantasparagus 5 років тому

      @@privateagent No one was "smarter" wth

    • @privateagent
      @privateagent 5 років тому

      @@giantasparagus "how many sides has a rectangule".. "no sides..." come on...

  • @DanCuban
    @DanCuban 2 роки тому +906

    I come back to this every once in a while because honestly it's refreshing to hear someone speaking the absolute truth. Life gets exhausting when you're constantly surrounded by ignorant fvcks. The crazy part is this was in 2005. Imagine if he would've seen how the world was in 2022.

    • @RandomBoye
      @RandomBoye 2 роки тому +22

      keep up the good fight my friend!

    • @AmericaAndAllies
      @AmericaAndAllies 2 роки тому +51

      I can predict his response: "Told ya so", and he would be absolutely 100% correct.

    • @grassgeese3916
      @grassgeese3916 2 роки тому +36

      same here. I've been keeping sane by listening to his shows since I was a little kid. He was already dead by the time I started listening but his spirit lives on in each of us. Stay strong, hopefully the good people of the world can find each other, individually, make connections here and there.... we gotta pull through these difficult times one way or another and I hope it's a more peaceful, more reasonable path than the USA has gone before.

    • @MrVariant
      @MrVariant 2 роки тому +7

      7:00 grit points for tests lol take that white man

    • @whatda7705
      @whatda7705 2 роки тому

      He spreads anti-white hatred and propaganda

  • @Jacobmelrose26
    @Jacobmelrose26 4 роки тому +2161

    George Carlin was the Uncle we all wish we had.

    • @malcolmmeer9761
      @malcolmmeer9761 4 роки тому +21

      He is the Uncle that I am now

    • @Raad187KO
      @Raad187KO 4 роки тому +19

      Uncle? F*** that, I wish he was my dad!

    • @bsheets5888
      @bsheets5888 4 роки тому +2

      he's the uncle we deserve lol

    • @steve-rw7ty
      @steve-rw7ty 4 роки тому +1

      i agree funny as fk.

    • @steve-rw7ty
      @steve-rw7ty 4 роки тому +2

      @@Raad187KO that's the funniest one yet dude

  • @TML34
    @TML34 11 днів тому +9

    This 11 minutes of PURE TRUTH! And now we’re going to watch a convicted felon, failed businessman lead the country. What a disgrace.

  • @wicken8895
    @wicken8895 Рік тому +748

    He's got it right. Everything he said back then STILL holds true today. We haven't learned a thing.

    • @deborahbergman3566
      @deborahbergman3566 Рік тому

      lobbying has helped the likes of AOC gain stocks/ money. I"m a dem...and she's garbage that pretends to care about NYC and Americans. She's also a former prostitute ... I am one and I know what I'm talking about. She's by now a HO. THERE'S A DIFF.

    • @grizzlycharizard0017
      @grizzlycharizard0017 Рік тому +21

      True, now I feel like we are slowly turning into a Fascist country.

    • @sambassil7825
      @sambassil7825 Рік тому +16

      Got even worse

    • @darkcnotion
      @darkcnotion Рік тому +4

      As opposed to what? living in the jungle?

    • @Tyler-sk9ev
      @Tyler-sk9ev Рік тому +5

      @@darkcnotion as opposed to living in cancerous air where most of the u.s. has it subpar rivaled only by china and india.

  • @DewDewsDestiny
    @DewDewsDestiny 5 років тому +4091

    95% of his speech isn't even jokes. It's simply real life 😂😂😂

    • @josephmichaeldicarlo2041
      @josephmichaeldicarlo2041 5 років тому +53

      u.s citizens sooner or later have to realize that they have been more than fucked over , enough is enough

    • @peacefulbuddha8361
      @peacefulbuddha8361 5 років тому +89

      He is a philosopher and poet who happens to be funny.

    • @checkmate5101
      @checkmate5101 5 років тому +12

      DrewDraw Joe Rogan has a similar style but Carlin can actually pull it off.

    • @dicksouth2566
      @dicksouth2566 5 років тому +21

      Stand up philosopher

    • @hitman_s1
      @hitman_s1 5 років тому +17

      That's what observational comedy is.

  • @deejayimm
    @deejayimm 3 роки тому +1787

    George Carlin was the greatest philosopher of our time masquerading as a comedian.

    • @TRafael82
      @TRafael82 3 роки тому +21

      Greatest Philosopher? George Carlin: "you begin to wonder, how does this woman take a sh*t?" 😆💪🏽

    • @Nachomoney7q
      @Nachomoney7q 3 роки тому +9

      Asking the real questions

    • @deejayimm
      @deejayimm 3 роки тому +33

      @@TRafael82
      George Carlin had an unmatched skill of bringing the cold hard truths of life out into the open and making it hilarious at the same time. He was also very ahead of his time in many of those matters. Sooo many people, still nowadays turn their noses up and cry "conspiracy theorist" when the things he spoke of decades ago are proven true.
      Let's not forget he was a comedian, and saying funny and outlandish shit was his job.
      You should look up some of the stupid crap the greatest philosophers of all-time said. Aristotle was a legend at making stupid comments.

    • @jbizzle1788
      @jbizzle1788 3 роки тому +3

      I mean people have always been into weird shit no matter the time period.

    • @TRafael82
      @TRafael82 3 роки тому +3

      @@jbizzle1788 some of us have evolved and some have devolved as human beings.

  • @daryno9048
    @daryno9048 15 днів тому +25

    George Carlin proven right yet again. He never fail for any of the American BS about this country being special. America isn’t the “greatest country in the world”, not the “shining city on the hill”, it was always a grift

  • @stonedgaming7900
    @stonedgaming7900 4 роки тому +501

    Rest in peace George. We all miss you.

    • @spookyblack7526
      @spookyblack7526 4 роки тому +3

      The "Election" is an illusion. Stay strong and be safe out there..✊🏿 ua-cam.com/video/CZ3DD02fwGs/v-deo.html

    • @TheHoneyboy11
      @TheHoneyboy11 3 роки тому +6

      Don't have comedians like him any more

    • @lif7298
      @lif7298 3 роки тому +4

      Amen to that! ♥️🇺🇸♥️

    • @Troy428492
      @Troy428492 3 роки тому +2

      I wish some comedians be next George Carlin and Bill Hick.

    • @ownSystem
      @ownSystem 3 роки тому +2

      Image what he would say about Trump. Basically replace the words idiots and Trump in every comment. 🤣

  • @erickoontz6835
    @erickoontz6835 5 років тому +1174

    The rich... "they don't care, they don't care about you AT ALL."
    Truer words are difficult to find.

    • @johnholt5468
      @johnholt5468 5 років тому +2

      Spot on !

    • @Hithere-ek4qt
      @Hithere-ek4qt 5 років тому +28

      @Chris Surfcrab He was nowhere near as rich as the true rich(owners) like the Koch Bros. - Billionaires plus. They are the true evil destroying America,

    • @Xpistos510
      @Xpistos510 5 років тому +18

      WonderWaffles, not true. People engage in acts of selflessness, compassion, altruism, and humanism all the time. It’s just rare for it to be a rich person.
      “Eye of a needle” verse.

    • @stephanzondiros
      @stephanzondiros 5 років тому +8

      Jeff Bezos donated millions of dollars to school education you fuck wit. The fuck are you talking about rich people that dont care, have you ever heard of elon musk?

    • @MeanOldLady
      @MeanOldLady 5 років тому +14

      @@stephanzondiros - Except it's not education. It's indoctrination into socialism/communism via meaningless feelings porn & faux altruism + outrage -lack of- culture.

  • @Anonymous-pm7jf
    @Anonymous-pm7jf 2 роки тому +718

    The older I get the even more George Carlin makes so much sense. There is a ton of knowledge, wisdom and insight into our American way of life.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 роки тому

      WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! Let me get this perfectly straight: You comment something that is completely unrelated to the fact that I have two HAZARDOUSLY HANDSOME girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest UA-camr worldwide, it is really incredible. Yet you did not mention it at all. I am VERY disappointed, dear an

    • @Ezekiel903
      @Ezekiel903 2 роки тому +5

      and it seems the american people are still the same, this new restaurants with XXXL burgers, or Heart attack burgers and people cheering when somebody is able to eat the whole portion!! this happens only in the US!!

    • @LAKSHMIANGELES
      @LAKSHMIANGELES 2 роки тому

      = = CAPITALISM HAS BRAINWASHED 80-90% OF PEOPLE AND HAS TURNED THEM INTO ROBOTS!
      🌺☮️💟🌺

    • @danielplainview5085
      @danielplainview5085 2 роки тому +1

      In 2022 george would have supported antifa

    • @lisamuliapower3764
      @lisamuliapower3764 2 роки тому

      Ya he looks smart clever he just
      Too bad worst languages that's the way he is but anyway from him
      Nice entertainment do you

  • @Polygroove1
    @Polygroove1 13 днів тому +3

    An ICON….You know your work is important when it retains its relevancy generation after generation….George never missed a mark….absolute sharpshooter…thank you for leaving so much wisdom….hopefully one day people will actually LISTEN to what you were saying….

  • @franchescasandoval9496
    @franchescasandoval9496 4 роки тому +1908

    He was not a comedian
    HE WAS A STAND UP PHILOSOPHER

    • @supaman7832
      @supaman7832 4 роки тому +1

      Franchesca H Sandoval
      So am I btw😄

    • @pratmural5611
      @pratmural5611 4 роки тому +10

      Ive seen this fucking take in every single carlin video. Come up with something original ffs. He wasnt a "philosopher", any one can come to these conclusions. It kinda obvious when one looks at the response to covid-19. He was just funny while doing it.

    • @davida.benedetto2281
      @davida.benedetto2281 4 роки тому +14

      "Stand up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human existence into a logical and viable comprehension." - Mel Brooks in 'History of the Wotld - Part I"

    • @edwardntim5019
      @edwardntim5019 4 роки тому +7

      @@pratmural5611 ,he was, you can say what you want ,his art ,quintessentially humorous .Take it or depart.

    • @themanwithnoname5325
      @themanwithnoname5325 4 роки тому +2

      You’re a bullshitter!

  • @rollingtroll
    @rollingtroll 5 років тому +1271

    Imagine him being still alive today.
    My goodness, the material.

    • @wt8012
      @wt8012 5 років тому +37

      He's probably "down there screaming up at us" about it. ;-)

    • @capnskiddies
      @capnskiddies 5 років тому +20

      Half that shit wouldn't have gotten off the ground if he was still around. It would have died on the vine, withered by scorching commentary.

    • @scowlistic
      @scowlistic 5 років тому +3

      Carry on tradition, and write some jokes!

    • @calvincoolidge9858
      @calvincoolidge9858 5 років тому +1

      When did he die.

    • @coolwater55
      @coolwater55 5 років тому +10

      Huh..he mostly disses the right if you really listen..you know he talks of commercial enterprise capitalism...republicans got the lower echelon via food and malls via commercials

  • @johnmims6993
    @johnmims6993 4 роки тому +211

    George was so much more than a comedian. He was a teacher , a philosopher, a clear and critical thinker.
    His shows remain relevant, as well as entertaining.

    • @rowannixon3180
      @rowannixon3180 4 роки тому

      Such outdated liberal nonsense. Condescending repetitive cliches. Glad he's dead.

    • @zalllon
      @zalllon 4 роки тому +3

      @@rowannixon3180 He was a liberal, but there is still nothing he said that isn't true. The funny thing is a lot of what he is poking fun are now liberal positions (ie. education, media, etc.)

    • @lickdacat2
      @lickdacat2 4 роки тому +3

      Actually George was speaking too much truth so the government goons killed him, just like they do to others who are a threat to their corrupt system. The government killed John Lennon too, simply because he was speaking the truth and people were listening to him.
      It is too bad Trump has sold out to the ZioBolshevik Cabal, I really believed he was going to drain the swamp of all the treasonous child raping/torturing/murdering scumbags.... now it appears they are going to continue destroying America and Europe just as planned in 1897, exposed by Rothschild's Pr0t0c0ls 0f Zl0N.

    • @andrewrobertsmith7367
      @andrewrobertsmith7367 4 роки тому +1

      @@lickdacat2, Behave and get a hobby.

    • @andrewrobertsmith7367
      @andrewrobertsmith7367 4 роки тому +2

      @Cheyne Yarrington, Plenty of fuckwits on here.

  • @garys8357
    @garys8357 3 дні тому +2

    Why did it take me so long to find George, simply the best, a philosophical comedian......brilliant!

  • @liquidragonfu5546
    @liquidragonfu5546 5 років тому +914

    I have to watch this every so often to retain my sanity .

    • @liquidragonfu5546
      @liquidragonfu5546 5 років тому +9

      I've never voted in my life @Reina Macarena

    • @volks7
      @volks7 5 років тому +13

      Liquidragon FU This man George Carlin was the most keep it real person i know in show business. Why the good people always die first.

    • @azamkhan1526
      @azamkhan1526 5 років тому +2

      🤣👌🤣🤣🤣🤣👌

    • @joanturri5500
      @joanturri5500 5 років тому +3

      Me too

    • @zeppafloyd
      @zeppafloyd 5 років тому +3

      Me too.

  • @aram5642
    @aram5642 Рік тому +336

    I've listened to these monologues a hundred of times. And I need to do it over and over again. His realism is like healthy food.

    • @cybercat29
      @cybercat29 Рік тому +4

      Same here.

    • @PiglipsMaximus
      @PiglipsMaximus Рік тому +6

      I almost know his specials word for word yet they are always listenable. And cheer me up

    • @dinahbrown902
      @dinahbrown902 Рік тому +1

    • @RoySATX
      @RoySATX Рік тому +5

      So what you are saying is you just keep consuming, stuffing his words into your backpack and shoving it into your mouth. This wasn't just comedy, it was a warning.

  • @jakobus977
    @jakobus977 7 років тому +766

    "its called the american dream because you have to be asleep to believe it" gave me chills

    • @randominternetguy2960
      @randominternetguy2960 6 років тому +7

      That means you have more eye opening to do sort of speak

    • @viktorvasilik5477
      @viktorvasilik5477 6 років тому

      yep

    • @candacesturtevant7139
      @candacesturtevant7139 6 років тому

      Jakobus for sure

    • @AroundSun
      @AroundSun 6 років тому +9

      take these bits with a grain of salt. its comedy afterall, with some truth to it. if you have an alternative to capitalism please let us all know...we havent figured it out yet. capitalism has provided the highest standards of living for the widest range of people the world has ever seen. economic and historical fact.

    • @chrisjahnke3818
      @chrisjahnke3818 6 років тому +7

      @@AroundSun it would appear this is only a half truth. Capitalism appears to have to be balanced by socialism and vice versa to achieve a high standard of living.
      www.usnews.com/news/best-countries/quality-of-life-full-list

  • @robk84
    @robk84 16 днів тому +20

    Watching the results tonight reminded me of this video. We deserve all this :))

  • @MediaSock
    @MediaSock 4 роки тому +464

    The audience is laughing but he was dead serious, you can tell he ment every word that came out of his mouth.

    • @Troy428492
      @Troy428492 4 роки тому +1

      MediaSock Shut the fuck up !!!!

    • @MikeKaz02
      @MikeKaz02 4 роки тому +21

      Troy D. Calm down.

    • @Rickswars
      @Rickswars 4 роки тому +2

      @@Troy428492 He was a liberal, of course, he hated everyone.He should of bought some teeth he was ugly.

    • @huzzzer6083
      @huzzzer6083 4 роки тому +21

      @@Rickswars lol offended by the truth

    • @roadiethegamecat4124
      @roadiethegamecat4124 4 роки тому +10

      @@Rickswars Difference between him and you. He didn't give a fuck what he looked like and gave even less of a fuck about what some asshole conservative with their head up their ass thought of him. Einstein was pretty ugly too is that why you guys hate science as well as comedy?

  • @justynmacfarland9322
    @justynmacfarland9322 4 роки тому +594

    It's November 2020 and he's describing today! He's more relevant today than ever.

    • @sheilagravely5621
      @sheilagravely5621 3 роки тому +12

      Dec.2020. He knew before anyone else did.

    • @jojod1549
      @jojod1549 3 роки тому +4

      I don't know too much about the malls anymore.

    • @AllenMacCannell
      @AllenMacCannell 3 роки тому +9

      He was naive when he said we keep "electing" them, however. They're doing that well enough on their own, without our help, apparently

    • @3ittybittypiggiesstorytime547
      @3ittybittypiggiesstorytime547 3 роки тому +12

      Welcome to the New World Disorder, China 2.0, Censorship and much worse from the Big Tech Industrial Complex

    • @imthecreatorofmyrealitymyf700
      @imthecreatorofmyrealitymyf700 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah, he was talking about Obama

  • @fhajji
    @fhajji 3 роки тому +2512

    "It's called the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it." -- George Carlin.

    • @purplelove3666
      @purplelove3666 3 роки тому +15

      Deeep

    • @RowndRaccoon
      @RowndRaccoon 3 роки тому +32

      Arguably his most memorable quote

    • @Jay-nq7fn
      @Jay-nq7fn 3 роки тому +25

      About as real as it gets and the thing is no one no govt official would ever have the balls to say that the game is rigged. Why? Because they know and they think were not smart enough to figure out how fucked up everything is.

    • @JoeAllenCarnivore
      @JoeAllenCarnivore 3 роки тому +2

      Mind blown

    • @WakaWaka2468
      @WakaWaka2468 3 роки тому +5

      Says the guy who made millions telling jokes on a stage. He's a fucking hypocrite

  • @indianjedi
    @indianjedi 2 місяці тому +22

    Long gone… still educating us … the world misses u George

  • @stuartnevins8098
    @stuartnevins8098 3 роки тому +796

    Straight truth but everyone thinks it’s comedy. That’s about as real as it gets dude was a genius

    • @odinpower7094
      @odinpower7094 3 роки тому +19

      The closer it is to truth, the funnier...

    • @Immortal_Liberty
      @Immortal_Liberty 3 роки тому +16

      No. Nobody thinks this is only comedy. Everyone knows this is just truth.

    • @nicolebertoldo6018
      @nicolebertoldo6018 3 роки тому +6

      I don't agree with him being a genius lol I think it's just common sense... and he is funny. He is a comedian lol he's just pretty straight to the business and that's what makes him funny

    • @davidschneide5422
      @davidschneide5422 3 роки тому +10

      @@nicolebertoldo6018 anyone who can earn an honest living by being honest is a genius. Too many people sell their souls for a paycheck.

    • @xXUnKowNDeiTyXx
      @xXUnKowNDeiTyXx 3 роки тому +5

      That's the beauty of comedy. There's a grain of truth in every joke

  • @eldiablo8019
    @eldiablo8019 2 роки тому +1308

    George was a genius that saw through the BS. He wasn't so much a comedian as an educator that tried to use humor to get through to people.

    • @flowforever9084
      @flowforever9084 2 роки тому +24

      He was one of the best
      He tells the truth

    • @europainvicta3907
      @europainvicta3907 2 роки тому +29

      He wasn’t a genius. He could see what millions of us can plainly see, each and every day. What he could do very well was articulate what we can all see.

    • @eldiablo8019
      @eldiablo8019 2 роки тому

      @@europainvicta3907 I think I'll just respond to you the way George would have " F*CK YOU. "

    • @SALTYDEPLORABLEGARBAGE
      @SALTYDEPLORABLEGARBAGE 2 роки тому +5

      That is probably true, but where are you really to go once someone has been "gotten through to"?
      You will be so cynical and critical, and out on a hill, alone.

    • @MichaelSplatkins
      @MichaelSplatkins 2 роки тому +13

      @@europainvicta3907 He actually is brilliant enough to be a genius. A genius orator and comedian for sure. Perceiving the corruption in America only really takes eyes, ears, and living outside of a red state.

  • @AlvaroVasquez123
    @AlvaroVasquez123 4 роки тому +2547

    This is not even comedy. He is just telling the truth.

    • @susanwantshercountryback7479
      @susanwantshercountryback7479 4 роки тому +31

      He does make it funny.

    • @Peacemaker-96
      @Peacemaker-96 4 роки тому +13

      Cold truth!

    • @patriciabusch4599
      @patriciabusch4599 4 роки тому +19

      Its truth comedy.

    • @SaltGrains_Fready
      @SaltGrains_Fready 4 роки тому +24

      No $hit Sherlock !!
      IT's Now 10 Times beyond ALL that he mentioned back then decades ago !!
      He couldn't even come out on stage in today's world without being viciously attacked by the current leftist commie world.

    • @KyleRuggles
      @KyleRuggles 4 роки тому +4

      Truth! And we live next to that dumb country. Eh!

  • @RazgrizAce67
    @RazgrizAce67 14 днів тому +23

    Watching George is my coping mechanism for dealing with the election.