Tosh.0 - CeWEBrity Profile - Bryan Silva (Gratata)

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  • @youngsmittie2645
    @youngsmittie2645 5 років тому +1101

    "I got 14 felonies" "were glad to have you here" lmao

    • @calebp.7251
      @calebp.7251 5 років тому +7

      young smittie probably drug possession and vandalism

    • @samuelaurora3632
      @samuelaurora3632 5 років тому +7

      SortOf Not or prolly cereal killer and dumps milk first idk those my two guesses

  • @DancingHippoYillie
    @DancingHippoYillie 6 років тому +4653

    That gay porn caught me off guard

    • @KaptKrunkVegas
      @KaptKrunkVegas 6 років тому +288

      No shit right? Is that more or less gangsta?

    • @theshadowman9148
      @theshadowman9148 5 років тому +68

      Ha yeah, I saw dat shit. 🤣

    • @andyappleton3353
      @andyappleton3353 5 років тому +138

      Yeah right. You can't do that shit unless you're into it, if you know what I'm saying.

    • @icantthinkofaname4265
      @icantthinkofaname4265 5 років тому +34

      He real big

    • @mayfieldgage
      @mayfieldgage 5 років тому +36

      Your beauty caught me off guard

  • @michaelphillips7556
    @michaelphillips7556 8 років тому +2455

    I laughed so hard when Tosh said he almost didn't recognize him without the bathroom. Lmao.

    • @braxtonhopper5810
      @braxtonhopper5810 7 років тому +4

      Michael Phillips fr

    • @stevencruz978
      @stevencruz978 6 років тому

      Michael Phillips Trevor de Santa

    • @ivonned32
      @ivonned32 6 років тому +3

      Didnt catch that......wow HILARIOUS!

    • @AJ-das
      @AJ-das 5 років тому +11

      My favorite is when dude is like "we in the trap strapped with .38's and rocks in our socks" and tosh responds "your nipples are small"

    • @AlCahomie
      @AlCahomie 5 років тому +2

      Im your 1000th like you should be grateful that god came upon you nigga

  • @Nickm32797
    @Nickm32797 4 роки тому +1294

    “The gay porn did it pay well?” “Honestly... that shit was lame” -cuts to hardcore gay porn- Most hilarious shit ever

    • @toonmama6
      @toonmama6 3 роки тому +52

      I saw this clip witm my mom's. She fucken laughed too

    • @JQ322
      @JQ322 3 роки тому +42

      @@toonmama6 are mothers' laughs the new gold standard?

    • @masonisgrey
      @masonisgrey 3 роки тому +41

      @@JQ322 yes

    • @Nickm32797
      @Nickm32797 2 роки тому +1

      @Chris Hutchinson they died 😂

    • @alcalu
      @alcalu 2 роки тому +15

      @@JQ322 he just wanted to write 'moms' (with an apostrophe S) so people would think he's gangsta. Hahaha. English is hard.

  • @shawnkay5462
    @shawnkay5462 4 роки тому +825

    "almost didnt recognize you without the bathroom" LMAO

  • @davidthompson184
    @davidthompson184 3 роки тому +341

    “I got 14 felonies.”
    “Well we’re glad to have you here.”

  • @JediTreeSmoker
    @JediTreeSmoker 8 років тому +5234

    Dude looks like his jaw stopped growing when he was 8.

    • @RottedDollface
      @RottedDollface 8 років тому +19

      😂😂

    • @GhostHunterWV
      @GhostHunterWV 8 років тому +24

      That's fucking hilarious!

    • @DumbassPlumber
      @DumbassPlumber 8 років тому +90

      JM911204 Leafy syndrome.
      I think thats the medical term.

    • @dukes403
      @dukes403 8 років тому +7

      JM911204 LMFAO 😂😂

    • @pryingeyes1551
      @pryingeyes1551 7 років тому +40

      And his dick never stopped. Truly....the only reason this guy is so confident is because he has a massive dick. It's almost scary.

  • @conedx
    @conedx 4 роки тому +948

    florida. that's all that needs to be said.
    florida.

    • @jessicademetro1699
      @jessicademetro1699 4 роки тому +2

      I was thinking Texas

    • @the__________
      @the__________ 4 роки тому

      @@jessicademetro1699 haha, I worked at victory packaging in Dallas and it was in the hood, I remember a dude challenge me and another guy because he was standing to close to both of us and we stepped on his shoes, it was a little guy like this, we just laughed and that's was that haha..

    • @johnhatchel1372
      @johnhatchel1372 4 роки тому +2

      Charlottesville, Virginia.

    • @jamesdemetri5105
      @jamesdemetri5105 4 роки тому +4

      @StormTheBeast I agree with that shit.i came to visit Florida 28 years ago and stayed, sorry California

    • @conedx
      @conedx 4 роки тому

      @StormTheBeast i'm so sorry you have to live in florida. :(

  • @clxs8091
    @clxs8091 6 років тому +869

    "Almost didnt recognize you without the bathroom" 😂

    • @jackreynolds9598
      @jackreynolds9598 5 років тому +6

      I know!! I was dying at that line too! lol

    • @godkerby
      @godkerby 5 років тому +11

      I dont know which better, that line or the fact that he didn't even pick up on it 😂

    • @cryptekwizard8336
      @cryptekwizard8336 5 років тому +2

      I hate saying it, but that was definitely was an r/whooosh moment.

    • @FreakyFriday4Phaggs
      @FreakyFriday4Phaggs 2 роки тому

      It's a Gloryhole / Cruising Joke for those that are racking their head.

    • @Ellemenohpee677
      @Ellemenohpee677 7 місяців тому

      4:55 regular tv used to be insane

  • @juliabreezyofficial1162
    @juliabreezyofficial1162 5 років тому +2406

    I’m so glad this is on the internet forever 🤣

    • @oftgnov
      @oftgnov 4 роки тому +6

      For real

    • @Infam0usKiller
      @Infam0usKiller 4 роки тому +6

      No your not

    • @rheammorrison8726
      @rheammorrison8726 4 роки тому +7

      This comment is ageing to well considering hes getting cancelled

    • @vivianespinoza1549
      @vivianespinoza1549 4 роки тому +1

      rheam morrison why?

    • @rheammorrison8726
      @rheammorrison8726 4 роки тому +3

      @@vivianespinoza1549 I'm actually not to clear on the why I just know that he was clear for 4 more seasons than out of no where they cut him

  • @mattb.4333
    @mattb.4333 4 роки тому +122

    "What's your second favorite onomatopoeia?" That was the best line ever!

  • @rjminar1980
    @rjminar1980 3 роки тому +303

    Tosh: “I’ve never shot a gun. Don’t tell anyone in the streets that”.
    Brian: “fake laughs” because he knows he hasn’t either.

    • @miketucker9801
      @miketucker9801 3 роки тому +45

      Are you sure he's never shot a real gun? Cuz he makes super realistic gun noises with his mouth, like real gangsters always do

    • @rjminar1980
      @rjminar1980 3 роки тому +8

      @@miketucker9801 Ha! Well done Mr. Tucker.

    • @slayerfan209
      @slayerfan209 2 роки тому

      @@miketucker9801maybe a 22 when he was a kid or something like that

    • @booprice5473
      @booprice5473 Рік тому

      He’s a mass murderer now

  • @raideral9164
    @raideral9164 5 років тому +1576

    Florida is all you had to say... That explains EVERYTHING

    • @nightmarethunderfist
      @nightmarethunderfist 5 років тому +5

      I love this Lol

    • @jdiaz_official4169
      @jdiaz_official4169 5 років тому +22

      Raider AL916 I swear to god I thought the same shit fucking FLORIDA kids

    • @SZXMonster
      @SZXMonster 5 років тому +1

      @@jdiaz_official4169 *sad Florida Boi noises*

    • @hugomuhhfuqnjay88
      @hugomuhhfuqnjay88 5 років тому +2

      Damn. Florida man strikes again? Lol

    • @dankendabby9227
      @dankendabby9227 5 років тому +10

      Description of Florida boys: Act tough with tattoos. Impress girls by getting arrested like a bad ass.....for weed. Talk shit then run away Charlie Zelenoff style.

  • @highknote8720
    @highknote8720 6 років тому +219

    "Gratata."
    "What's your second favorite onomatopoeia?"
    Stare's at Tosh with a blank look

    • @rebeccaleary2
      @rebeccaleary2 2 роки тому +2

      Had to look the word up and when I started to read the description "formation of a word from a sound...", I laughed so hard! Tosh.0 is brilliant.

  • @jimsty7550
    @jimsty7550 5 років тому +587

    "I got 14 felonies"
    "...well we're glad to have you here"
    😂😂

    • @michaelmacthomas928
      @michaelmacthomas928 4 роки тому

      🤣🤣💯
      #MichaelMacThomas

    • @yodatcht1321
      @yodatcht1321 4 роки тому +1

      I know that was my favorite part lol

    • @echo8337
      @echo8337 4 роки тому +8

      He said juvy after that lmao, He's never met a real correctional facility or ever shot a gun. This white boy doesn't know what the streets really are.

    • @haranguemeringue8957
      @haranguemeringue8957 4 роки тому +3

      Jim Sty That was too funny - being unimpressed w/his foolishness was the best way to deal w/that tool.

    • @jameslaiola4976
      @jameslaiola4976 4 роки тому

      Lol. It's actually beautiful to watch

  • @chriswright2852
    @chriswright2852 4 роки тому +185

    6 years later and it’s still fucking hilarious

  • @BAHB420
    @BAHB420 5 років тому +3456

    I was pro-life until I watched this video.

    • @Casey-dy2oo
      @Casey-dy2oo 5 років тому +45

      No joke Prolifers should seriously watch this video lol

    • @1337_Nerd
      @1337_Nerd 5 років тому +7

      AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    • @QuantumPlayz
      @QuantumPlayz 5 років тому +15

      2,000 month abortion lol

    • @justincodio2510
      @justincodio2510 5 років тому +7

      Shit came out in 2014

    • @jasonrowland1584
      @jasonrowland1584 5 років тому +1

      Justin Codio still relevant

  • @aaronj7327
    @aaronj7327 6 років тому +704

    He needs a helmet and some crayons

    • @ladymaiden2308
      @ladymaiden2308 5 років тому +8

      Okay yeah. Northwoods, your comment is highly underestimated.

    • @SnapOffFilms
      @SnapOffFilms 5 років тому +8

      Northwoods Enduro don’t forget the window to lick 😂

    • @GypsyJena66
      @GypsyJena66 5 років тому +1

      Lmao

    • @mesanchez7402
      @mesanchez7402 5 років тому +3

      Making stupid people famous

    • @pelviselvis3421
      @pelviselvis3421 5 років тому +13

      The helmet, yes. But the crayons could be dangerous... he may eat them and choke.

  • @emg30
    @emg30 6 років тому +1216

    Why is he interviewing a drugged out Sid from Ice Age?

  • @mikemike7397
    @mikemike7397 4 роки тому +50

    His genuine smile tells me he wants to laugh so bad. This was one of my favorite episodes.

  • @mainelytrees4666
    @mainelytrees4666 6 років тому +262

    I'm pretty sure he is saying "rattata", which is the most badass pokemon of all time. Mad respect.

    • @becky7854
      @becky7854 5 років тому

      Yesssss!!

    • @tleeg74
      @tleeg74 5 років тому

      Hell yeah

    • @arsenal10061990
      @arsenal10061990 5 років тому +3

      If he was the most badass Pokemon why did Blue aka Gary get rid of him once he evolved into Raticate. 🤣

    • @DickVanNiggz
      @DickVanNiggz 5 років тому +2

      Bearded Mainer rattata was a pussy

    • @VirtualVernon
      @VirtualVernon 5 років тому

      its also rat in spanish

  • @SeptemberBluez
    @SeptemberBluez 5 років тому +403

    The “Yachtata”😂

    • @OfficialJuarez
      @OfficialJuarez 4 роки тому +6

      Best part I swear

    • @mufcninja87
      @mufcninja87 4 роки тому +5

      I lost it when I saw that 🤣

    • @aaronseidl5941
      @aaronseidl5941 3 роки тому +2

      Don't let this distract you from the fact Comedy Central canceled this gold 🤣😭

    • @BigBass-xf5yi
      @BigBass-xf5yi 3 роки тому +1

      Brilliant

  • @hannahmassey2762
    @hannahmassey2762 8 років тому +634

    I died when I saw "yachtata"

  • @moralester
    @moralester Рік тому +47

    Sometimes the internet blesses us with absolutely legendary characters. Bryan is definitely on my Mount Rushmore of internet celebrities

    • @guaporeturns9472
      @guaporeturns9472 Рік тому +1

      Couldn’t agree more

    • @angelverduzco1618
      @angelverduzco1618 8 місяців тому

      Legendary lol people like you are the reason why idiots are famous now a days. 😂😂😂😂

  • @reefermadness3732
    @reefermadness3732 5 років тому +369

    The boats name is “The Yachtata” 💀😂

    • @GabrielaArredondo
      @GabrielaArredondo 5 років тому +7

      ReeferMadness 3 thanks captain obvious

    • @Austin-mc2wv
      @Austin-mc2wv 5 років тому +2

      It’s a green screen

    • @rphoto9376
      @rphoto9376 5 років тому

      😂

    • @samuelaurora3632
      @samuelaurora3632 5 років тому +1

      Gabriela A. Was that planned? “Captain obvious” on a yachts name lol
      You’re cute btw. Wanna have kids?

    • @Weshopwizard
      @Weshopwizard 5 років тому

      What are the odds??

  • @HTTRforLIFE
    @HTTRforLIFE 6 років тому +517

    😂Tosh is trying SOOOO HARD not to laugh during this interview!😂 Lmao

    • @Gadget-Walkmen
      @Gadget-Walkmen 4 роки тому +4

      his smirk says it all.

    • @truthwave2937
      @truthwave2937 2 роки тому +1

      @@Gadget-Walkmen He knew this was UA-cam Gold!!!!

  • @cowboy8999
    @cowboy8999 5 років тому +1049

    "slurp it like a slurpy" 😂😂😂

  • @kemicalx17
    @kemicalx17 4 роки тому +198

    That jawline makes him look like a real life Simpsons character

  • @maya-yp3gi
    @maya-yp3gi 7 років тому +2479

    why am i not surprised he's from florida 💀

    • @44savage6
      @44savage6 7 років тому +10

      maya a hahahahahahahahaha stfu whats the problem with Floridia miami is good place so is all of florida

    • @adamedwards9659
      @adamedwards9659 7 років тому +31

      Alibel Sanchez haha no

    • @Outrigger200
      @Outrigger200 7 років тому +46

      Alibel Sanchez Florida sucks

    • @emilyjackson2682
      @emilyjackson2682 7 років тому +3

      maya 😂😂😂💀💀💀

    • @FridayThe13thhh
      @FridayThe13thhh 7 років тому +3

      maya it’s starting to get normal here 😂

  • @Kari2025
    @Kari2025 5 років тому +318

    "Do you like potatoes au-gratata?"
    LMAO

  • @koffinkat666
    @koffinkat666 5 років тому +359

    Dudes chin so weak it's on life support

  • @Idciydhmb
    @Idciydhmb Рік тому +39

    This show was literally top 10 best of all time, had me dying week after week! 😂

    • @anactualalpaca7016
      @anactualalpaca7016 Рік тому

      i watched this show religiously, found it when i was like 13 back in 2014 and watched it almos every week until it went off air

  • @holdernewtshesrearin5471
    @holdernewtshesrearin5471 6 років тому +365

    if Napoleaon Dynamite grew up in Compton.

  • @JoshPoor-Big_Josh_P
    @JoshPoor-Big_Josh_P 10 років тому +415

    He stole "the cooking dance" from rapper Lil B, he stole the term "gratata" from rapper Tadoe who is signed to Chief Keef. He claims to be a "gangster disciple" which is funny cuz the term gratata started with Tadoe who is in the rival gang that Bryan claims to be in. He''s so confused. He really can get killed for ACTING the way he does.

    • @thamostgangsta12
      @thamostgangsta12 10 років тому +5

      Actually one of the first people to do the cooking dance before it was a dance was Katt williams while he was taking about the song hustling by Rick Ross

    • @dawgyv72
      @dawgyv72 10 років тому +5

      So Josh, you're telling me you took this shit seriously? Oh.

    • @chasecarroll4055
      @chasecarroll4055 10 років тому +4

      ***** not Lil B, Lil B is a good boy. He's the number 1 bitch ya know

    • @SamHenryRULES
      @SamHenryRULES 10 років тому

      What gang is Tadoe in?

    • @Chamber53dv
      @Chamber53dv 10 років тому +5

      Lol, who actually takes this guy serious? He'll be ok.

  • @sbfdman
    @sbfdman 4 роки тому +456

    “The flat brim hat is the modern day dunce cap” TRUE!

    • @untiltheaxefalls7265
      @untiltheaxefalls7265 4 роки тому +1

      Hilarious! 😆😂🤣

    • @TheGiantDwarf
      @TheGiantDwarf 4 роки тому

      Amber Sullivan ??????? Any other hat but a flat brim hat??

    • @nateg08
      @nateg08 4 роки тому +5

      This is the best! And true. Might as well wear a sign. "I will never contribute anything of value to this world."

    • @earthwormjxm
      @earthwormjxm 4 роки тому +1

      @@nateg08 that's a racist thing to say

    • @nateg08
      @nateg08 4 роки тому +7

      @@earthwormjxm how in the world is that racist. The dude is white. What i said was about the hat dipshit. I said nothing about color... the fact that you went there makes you racist not me.

  • @Ean9881
    @Ean9881 3 роки тому +101

    4:30 is the exact moment Tosh was certain he was dealing with the dumbest person on the planet 😂

    • @Dimsummmmm
      @Dimsummmmm Рік тому

      Sadly there are way dumber people than this kid 😂😂

    • @explained1305
      @explained1305 10 місяців тому

      well that guys got a yachtatata and you dont so

  • @luigirivas3880
    @luigirivas3880 5 років тому +60

    Years later just realized Tosh rocking both Calvin and Tommy underwear...at the same time...talk about trend setter. Swag levels are through the roof!

  • @briannadozark
    @briannadozark 5 років тому +407

    Daniel's smile at 4:29 is everything 😂 and that gay porn came way outta left field lmao

    • @samuelaurora3632
      @samuelaurora3632 5 років тому +30

      Fine I’ll make out with you

    • @-jjudah7978
      @-jjudah7978 5 років тому +15

      I said the same thing, that smile he’s laughing inside with us lol 😂

    • @bacchus8081
      @bacchus8081 4 роки тому +13

      @@-jjudah7978 You can litrally see a thought bubble popping out of Daniel's head saying "He did the thing lulz" :P

    • @ceeboe5092
      @ceeboe5092 4 роки тому +1

      @777killad go to prison

    • @Slim4Hunnad
      @Slim4Hunnad 2 роки тому

      i bet the nut he swallowed came outta left field too 😏

  • @ELB1337
    @ELB1337 8 років тому +180

    he got 14 felonies hahahahahah "glad to have u here"

  • @jmacsss
    @jmacsss 4 роки тому +89

    It's baffling how the most confident people are so often the dumbest and cringiest 😂

    • @avi7278
      @avi7278 3 роки тому +8

      People only lack confidence because they're judging others and then projecting it onto themselves. We all do it to some degree. If you want to be more confident automatically, don't allow yourself to judge others. You'll begin to feel that others have less of a right to judge you, and this feeling will be projected out into the world as confidence instead. Then once you realize this principle, you'll realize that others that judge you suffer from this very problem that you've already overcome. Therefore, you will sympathize with them, but you won't care what they think. Maybe even try passing this same bit of wisdom onto them, if you feel they're redeemable in nature.

    • @hollyfut
      @hollyfut 3 роки тому

      @@avi7278 i didnt quite understand every term im not a native english speaker but anyway how do u avaid judging others and could you maybe explain the theorie again in different words i mean i understand the words but not really all sentences as a whole

    • @hollyfut
      @hollyfut 3 роки тому

      @@avi7278 i mean actually i understand everything but even when i translate to german i cant understand every message you explain right here so with the judging and getting more confident

    • @thedudeonmars
      @thedudeonmars 2 роки тому +1

      @@hollyfut the way you see the world is how the world see’s you . Example : you are Afraid of looking dumb because you sometimes think other people look dumb . If you didnt have that mentality you wouldn’t even be thinking about that.

  • @diamondstar1200
    @diamondstar1200 5 років тому +906

    Sometimes autism is difficult to detect but not in cases like this.

    • @gingerbee6719
      @gingerbee6719 5 років тому +5

      Mark
      Hahaha 😂

    • @brandoncasas5254
      @brandoncasas5254 5 років тому +5

      Best comment

    • @Tstewa4869
      @Tstewa4869 5 років тому +53

      Be nice to the autists, don't associate them with this clown

    • @theworstactionhero9186
      @theworstactionhero9186 4 роки тому +17

      My cousin is autistic and way more intelligent than this moron funny comment tho

    • @Space.Ghost.
      @Space.Ghost. 4 роки тому +3

      @@Tstewa4869 can yall think of a better term than autist? Every time I read it I cant stop thinking of a thick Boston accent saying artist

  • @Greasyheels
    @Greasyheels 8 років тому +576

    I like how he doesn't deny the gay porn, he's just like "nah man it's lame"

    • @Ashley__Rose
      @Ashley__Rose 8 років тому +74

      Except he made a vine completely denying it

    • @NMGardening
      @NMGardening 8 років тому +197

      Ashley Rose jokes on you, you watch his vines.

    • @lane8a
      @lane8a 7 років тому +13

      DeathmetalIndian lmao

    • @terricampbell3179
      @terricampbell3179 7 років тому +1

      DeathmetalIndian jokes on you, dudes watch lesbian porn and some females like to watch men go at it.

    • @Kari2025
      @Kari2025 5 років тому +39

      I mean, you can't deny something when it's on fucking film haha

  • @user-ni7th4xm8i
    @user-ni7th4xm8i 8 років тому +215

    when Tosh said gratatard I died 💀😂

    • @nthomas87
      @nthomas87 6 років тому +3

      If you died, how did you write your comment? Does Hell have WiFi?

  • @skullkrusher4078
    @skullkrusher4078 4 роки тому +144

    See this, kids? This is what happens when your parents are siblings.

    • @seymourglass26
      @seymourglass26 4 роки тому +2

      Man, if you're having to give your kids a talk about not grinding on each other, you already are falling behind as a parent. I mean, most kids don't need that version of "the talk."

    • @alwillk
      @alwillk 4 роки тому +2

      Florida Man. 😔

    • @DouchedByDemocrats
      @DouchedByDemocrats 4 роки тому +2

      That's fucking funny

    • @THEONEANDONLYBLACKLEGO
      @THEONEANDONLYBLACKLEGO 4 роки тому +2

      Lmaoo!

    • @laz_hg3796
      @laz_hg3796 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/aKeX7N-KqcI/v-deo.html&frags=pl%2Cwn

  • @NerdyMeathead
    @NerdyMeathead 5 років тому +184

    4:29 the look of a master troll at work

    • @joellanderson5137
      @joellanderson5137 5 років тому +19

      That smirk killed me lol

    • @Gadget-Walkmen
      @Gadget-Walkmen 4 роки тому +2

      love that look on his face.

    • @martinenriquez3508
      @martinenriquez3508 3 роки тому +2

      He's thinking that fuckin idiot!

    • @MetalizedButt
      @MetalizedButt Місяць тому +1

      The master troll is Bryan lol he’s trolling Tosh hard and he ain’t even know it

  • @VelvetPunk4life
    @VelvetPunk4life 6 років тому +65

    I love how at 4:58 the entire audience has an "OH, SHIT" reaction that Tosh wasn't joking when he asked about the porn. The Redemption is styled half-interview, half-skit and in the first half Tosh does ask some comically asinine questions to get a rise out of the person being redeemed. This time, he knew he had gold and it worked as a bit with legitimacy instead of confusing the hell out of the person.

  • @Ratigan2
    @Ratigan2 4 роки тому +127

    Okay, I lost it when he asked him what his second favorite Onomatopoeia was and he just had a blank look...

    • @CD-pk7xr
      @CD-pk7xr 4 роки тому +6

      I did too. Had to look that shit up. Damn I need to get it together.

    • @marcuslopez2190
      @marcuslopez2190 4 роки тому +4

      I was looking for this comment lol

    • @licktin1091
      @licktin1091 Рік тому

      Would’ve been perfect if Tosh followed with “WOOSH” after Bryan’s silence lol

  • @halfields3568
    @halfields3568 4 роки тому +89

    I think it's funny that just a few years later Post Malone used "gratata" in his song "Rockstar"..👀😂

    • @vancampbell7574
      @vancampbell7574 4 роки тому +5

      I think the same thing he’s a fufu lame

  • @cee4788
    @cee4788 4 роки тому +59

    “Tell me about your tattoo”... “it’s str8 gang related” 🤣

  • @benher6934
    @benher6934 8 років тому +300

    Bottom of the food chain in prison.

  • @henryaltman3900
    @henryaltman3900 9 років тому +182

    Didn't think the gay porn part was real... I was wroooong

    • @pyradice8
      @pyradice8 9 років тому

      +Gohan's Real Dad what do you mean by L?

    • @pyradice8
      @pyradice8 9 років тому +1

      ***** aight thanks

    • @dwaynecarter7333
      @dwaynecarter7333 9 років тому

      Boy take these LLLLLLLLLLLLL

    • @dreconotdraco3467
      @dreconotdraco3467 9 років тому

      Take this short

    • @sds420ss
      @sds420ss 8 років тому +1

      It's old news. So, messed up cause they put a big dick on a fu-fu lame ass dude. Smh.😒

  • @unoriginalname6604
    @unoriginalname6604 3 роки тому +15

    I don't see enough people talking about "What's your second favorite onomonopoeia," I was wheezing 🤣

    • @allisonwilliams7455
      @allisonwilliams7455 3 роки тому +2

      Honestly, don't get the reference. Please explain?

    • @kyleabot7187
      @kyleabot7187 3 роки тому +1

      an onomonopoeia is a sound in the form of a word, obvi his first favorite is gratata

  • @JTD472
    @JTD472 4 роки тому +74

    Guy who does gay porn: “I don’t really look at my nipples like that”

    • @haranguemeringue8957
      @haranguemeringue8957 4 роки тому +2

      JTD472 Yeah, after describing to his gay porn co-star exactly how he should suck, lol, he lost all kinds of credibility. And probably his street cred, not that he really had any.
      I don’t see a kid like that surviving juvie. I mean, he survived his abortion, but you can’t walk around any time period & place acting like you’re God & dropping the N word. 🙄😂

  • @andrewfields8556
    @andrewfields8556 4 роки тому +708

    The funny part is that he doesn't even know that he is being made fun of...

    • @Ryzenx-vh6bv
      @Ryzenx-vh6bv 4 роки тому +31

      Dog he knows😂 that’s why he is famous

    • @dilbertdoe601
      @dilbertdoe601 4 роки тому +22

      GraHaHa

    • @aaronwilliams720
      @aaronwilliams720 4 роки тому +8

      Yeah not like he was on the show because he didn't have the same energy that he did away from Bryan aka daddy. Y'all can hate and call him a bag of bones but he's fit and got good dick and is about that life and y'all some sad sorry haters. Haha I relate to him because we aren't intimidated or jealous of other men because we know we got it going on. These days society expects you to be as big as a blimp and so many fat bitches around makes the people in shape look like skeletons. Have fun being full of jealousy and hate. I bet tosh gave him some head and ass. He is suspect himself. He wanted to touch Bryan's muscle and he probably touched the one between his legs with his mouth. Y'all are laughable. Tosh knew to not take it to far with him. He's got a record and is a felon and I love these types of men. We been talking on Facebook about meeting.

    • @Javaster918
      @Javaster918 4 роки тому +108

      Aaron Williams what you just said might be the gayest thing ive ever seen 😂😂😂

    • @sass174
      @sass174 4 роки тому +6

      he's trolling...

  • @johnquest1044
    @johnquest1044 5 років тому +302

    The flat rim hat, is the modern day dunce cap!! Haha Classic

    • @dilbertdoe601
      @dilbertdoe601 5 років тому +7

      Swag bitch

    • @Hughesburner
      @Hughesburner 5 років тому +13

      I can't take anyone seriously that wears one.

    • @EmazingGuitar
      @EmazingGuitar 5 років тому +7

      Curved bill hats are cringe

    • @01DaBoss
      @01DaBoss 5 років тому

      @@EmazingGuitar someone stuck in the 2000's

    • @01DaBoss
      @01DaBoss 5 років тому +2

      Dad hats be rockin

  • @MoneyMan-mo2tg
    @MoneyMan-mo2tg 4 роки тому +20

    Out of all his web redemptions, I can tell Tosh liked hanging out with this guy the most 😂😂

  • @motojake12
    @motojake12 5 років тому +645

    This is the legend all Kyle's look up to

    • @parlayphresh3062
      @parlayphresh3062 5 років тому +3

      Lmao facts!!!

    • @jordie846
      @jordie846 5 років тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/o95IYKGYCiI/v-deo.html You're a bad person if you relate.

    • @jordie846
      @jordie846 5 років тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/o95IYKGYCiI/v-deo.html You're a bad person if you relate.

    • @jordie846
      @jordie846 5 років тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/o95IYKGYCiI/v-deo.html You're a bad person if you relate.

    • @michaelnutt8755
      @michaelnutt8755 5 років тому +4

      I mean....he would be if he could actually punch a hole in dry wall. Kinda hard to do that when you're a bitch.

  • @elduenodelpalenque
    @elduenodelpalenque 8 років тому +202

    "I run the internet"
    "Jay-z is a fufu ass lame"
    -Bryan Silvia

    • @crienospmoht
      @crienospmoht 6 років тому

      This brilliant young wordsmith has blessed us with a truly wonderful quote. Try to say that with a straight face.

    • @mikerhodes3276
      @mikerhodes3276 6 років тому

      His surname isn't Silvia.

  • @brandonobaza8610
    @brandonobaza8610 8 років тому +52

    "You're not a triple-threat, you're a multi-tool". That's an awesome line!

  • @tawermeister99
    @tawermeister99 3 роки тому +11

    This sketch is just comedy genius. Whoever came up with all the ideas in it, well done to you.

  • @josephgerbino3256
    @josephgerbino3256 7 років тому +199

    how does he fold towels with that chin

    • @negativeindustrial
      @negativeindustrial 6 років тому +7

      JOSEPH GERBINO
      Why doesn’t this comment have more thumbs up?

    • @jimadula3702
      @jimadula3702 6 років тому +1

      What chin???

    • @bradadrianwilliams9399
      @bradadrianwilliams9399 6 років тому

      JOSEPH GERBINO that’s fkn hilarious

    • @Shonuff42080
      @Shonuff42080 6 років тому +1

      I just fellout

    • @ScottyB0AllDay
      @ScottyB0AllDay 6 років тому +1

      He probably does the triple fold. Doesn’t require a chin and has a smaller footprint. #TripleFoldLife

  • @Accrylicc
    @Accrylicc 10 років тому +700

    Anyone who says "Swag" should be burned at the stake.
    Just saying.

    • @FrostedLane
      @FrostedLane 10 років тому +41

      swag

    • @Albo6969
      @Albo6969 10 років тому +7

      ***** BURNNNNNN

    • @EliteForceYYC
      @EliteForceYYC 10 років тому +7

      MAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKK NNNNNNNNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

    • @BIGDRIP2
      @BIGDRIP2 10 років тому +1

      swagtastic

    • @vort2312
      @vort2312 10 років тому +1

      You just did

  • @Thekidsinafrica14
    @Thekidsinafrica14 5 років тому +132

    “That’s what your mother said”
    “Ahh a sweet women”💀

    • @darrenkrehoff5200
      @darrenkrehoff5200 4 роки тому +2

      Woman. Women is plural. It's embarrassing that you don't know the difference.

    • @Thekidsinafrica14
      @Thekidsinafrica14 4 роки тому +4

      @@darrenkrehoff5200 it was a typo obviously, It’s embarrassing that you couldn’t distinguish that. You not goin get no pussy even if she sees this bro

  • @Dimsummmmm
    @Dimsummmmm Рік тому +4

    4:28 😂😂”it’s like fllllllrrreeet” 😂😂😂

  • @truth218
    @truth218 8 років тому +604

    He look like the ratchet version of Roderick from diary of a wimpy kid movie

  • @poyoloko1961
    @poyoloko1961 5 років тому +209

    Dudes face looks like a Big Mouth character

    • @mdhaynie
      @mdhaynie 4 роки тому +1

      Alex Ortiz it’s that micrognathia...

  • @yukinokai2446
    @yukinokai2446 8 років тому +213

    a "wild" gratatat appears.

  • @priedthirdeye
    @priedthirdeye 4 роки тому +47

    I’m disappointed, my gay-dar should have been going off right away. I’m so ashamed.

  • @YZdude
    @YZdude 5 років тому +211

    I have met at least 8 Bryan Silvas in my day.
    Not one of them was black.....

    • @douglasjay7787
      @douglasjay7787 5 років тому +5

      They never are lol

    • @gz5603
      @gz5603 5 років тому +4

      What black dude is calle Bryan? That's straight up white people name

    • @FormedUnique
      @FormedUnique 4 роки тому +1

      How many did gay porn?

    • @SANDSCORCHER
      @SANDSCORCHER 4 роки тому +2

      @gz
      Normally D'Bryan 👍🏻

    • @BillyJack85
      @BillyJack85 4 роки тому +7

      Hoods are full of black Bryan Silvas... gay porn & all. Only they don't usually advertise it. Which is why they're called "down low." Saying people like this don't exist in the black community is only proof of 2 things... 1. You've never actually been in a black community, or 2. You're under the delusion that only white people can make fools of themselves. But anyone with a TV can tune into BET and see the glaring hypocrisy of #2 for themselves.

  • @jeffwhite2395
    @jeffwhite2395 7 років тому +470

    You made it Bryan. Post Malone says gratata in his rockstar song

    • @cecilcul2800
      @cecilcul2800 7 років тому +51

      Jeff White post malone sucks harder than the guy in brian's video.

    • @ItzDovah
      @ItzDovah 7 років тому +21

      Cecil Cul posty is amazing

    • @noseystooges9318
      @noseystooges9318 7 років тому +9

      Cecil Cul I'm a music snob and I'm appreciative of post

    • @some_guy9092
      @some_guy9092 6 років тому +14

      Cecil Cul Why is it cool to hate on Posty, he's not bad at all

    • @stype8468
      @stype8468 6 років тому +2

      He should sue post malone

  • @mathatter9158
    @mathatter9158 5 років тому +46

    The Yachtata had me crying! 😂🤣😂

  • @itsgreatness07
    @itsgreatness07 4 роки тому +9

    4:26 when he makes the noise, Tosh looks at him like: "im talking to a jackass"

  • @jaybennett9026
    @jaybennett9026 4 роки тому +122

    This dude is the Rap version of Charlie Zelenoff

  • @Jurby
    @Jurby 10 років тому +169

    When I see him and think about the fact that he is famous, I lose faith in the human race.

    • @happygirl12092
      @happygirl12092 10 років тому +30

      He ain't famous he only got popular from people making fun of him and doing parodies of the gratata thing he does on vines. So if people never made fun of him no one would know who he is. He seem like more of a joke to me.

    • @Jurby
      @Jurby 10 років тому

      well he is a joke but he is a well known joke and a gay one at that lol no offense to gay people

    • @SuffocateMe
      @SuffocateMe 10 років тому +7

      Why do so many people misuse the word "famous"? He is not "famous". Here is a list of things that are famous:
      - Aerosmith
      - Elvis Presley
      - Brad Pit
      - Jim Carrey
      Bryan Silva is *infamous. Not "famous"

    • @Brandizzleizzle
      @Brandizzleizzle 10 років тому +2

      Lennon O'Donnell Bryan Silva is famous.
      What are you gonna do?

    • @Brandizzleizzle
      @Brandizzleizzle 10 років тому +1

      Black Projex I was implying that he's famous. Now, what are you gonna do about it?

  • @VqVick
    @VqVick 8 років тому +173

    Slurp it like a slurpee

  • @caseytodd7632
    @caseytodd7632 4 роки тому +55

    4:29 - literally the look of "this fuckin' tool"

  • @parkerolsen7056
    @parkerolsen7056 7 років тому +182

    "Gratatard" lmaooo

  • @alfawolf3925
    @alfawolf3925 7 років тому +50

    Tosh is the original troll gangsta

  • @Tbizzz42
    @Tbizzz42 8 років тому +283

    Dude's IQ must be well below 1.

  • @williamwilson7631
    @williamwilson7631 3 роки тому +10

    "That's a forty count" kills me every time.

  • @fruitypeebils
    @fruitypeebils 5 років тому +95

    this is actually a PSA about not eating paint chips

    • @dirtyricksanchez4483
      @dirtyricksanchez4483 4 роки тому

      What flavor?

    • @CuriousEarthMan
      @CuriousEarthMan 4 роки тому

      or sniffing glue

    • @percc30y50
      @percc30y50 4 роки тому

      CuriousEarthMan I don’t think I wanna listen to this one. I am a curious earth man after all

    • @kylelococo7620
      @kylelococo7620 4 роки тому

      @@CuriousEarthMan Gotta sniff the airplane glue.

  • @OsideDubHead
    @OsideDubHead 5 років тому +51

    "Jus sayin, the circumference of your areolas arent very large...that's ok though"
    😂😂

  • @shrektical7674
    @shrektical7674 5 років тому +70

    Tell me the story of your tattoo. "Its str8 gang related." Lmao

  • @rocknrollcannibals
    @rocknrollcannibals 4 роки тому +25

    I actually met this guy in a bar in Virginia. This is not an act, he's actually like this.

    • @rosentrantz0
      @rosentrantz0 4 роки тому +1

      Liked your comment because rich kids really are like this.
      Subbed to your channel because of your music, and I must say your music is living or damned to wherever the Reverend Horton Heat's music is. As far as differences, being a tenor instead of something lower might be a disadvantage in blues or rockabilly.

    • @hugogarcia292
      @hugogarcia292 4 роки тому

      Wow!

    • @Markrobinson-bb3ti
      @Markrobinson-bb3ti 4 роки тому +6

      A gay bar?

    • @rocknrollcannibals
      @rocknrollcannibals 4 роки тому +3

      No, not a gay bar. It was a bar called Miller's in Charlottesville, Virginia, on the downtown mall. I used to have a weekly gig there back in the day.

    • @jonathanline3790
      @jonathanline3790 4 роки тому +1

      @@rocknrollcannibals gross.

  • @BarefootBradley
    @BarefootBradley 5 років тому +202

    Florida no longer claims him, Kentucky can have him

    • @lthutch8776
      @lthutch8776 5 років тому +4

      Kyle Bradley I doubt they want him either

    • @asovietsloth
      @asovietsloth 5 років тому +29

      Kentucky appreciates your offer but we will have to decline at this time.

    • @michaelbartholomew8155
      @michaelbartholomew8155 5 років тому +4

      We've already got a bunch of those

    • @michaelmacthomas928
      @michaelmacthomas928 4 роки тому +1

      S/o🎤 to #305💯🌎 #813🌎 💯🌍2 #816 #913
      #MichaelMacThomas

    • @ShetaniiMadeIt
      @ShetaniiMadeIt 4 роки тому +6

      We already got sum Wisconsin can have em

  • @DCthaGod
    @DCthaGod 5 років тому +87

    After all these years I just realized Tosh is wearing two pairs of underwear

  • @mattb.4333
    @mattb.4333 5 років тому +42

    It is stuff like this that make Tosh hands down one of the best comedians today.

  • @AdamSmith-sp5cf
    @AdamSmith-sp5cf 5 років тому +102

    Nothing says “baller” like Cooks screw top champagne 😂😂😂😂

  • @jayc9179
    @jayc9179 5 років тому +104

    Witnessing the male version of whoa vicky

    • @lazyd3450
      @lazyd3450 3 роки тому +1

      For real! Imagine their children

  • @emmalucas5379
    @emmalucas5379 7 років тому +75

    He doesn't realize he's being laughed at and not with. It's a little sad.

  • @Jose-wf6po
    @Jose-wf6po 2 роки тому +9

    Tosh being upset about the microwave height is hilarious

  • @Dockernan1977
    @Dockernan1977 7 років тому +151

    And I've literally never fired a gun that went "gratata"

    • @coryc0213
      @coryc0213 6 років тому +7

      Dockernan1977 ya but you gotta think about it doe

    • @greato80
      @greato80 6 років тому +4

      coryc0213 ..think he meant like an oozi or rapid fire gun.

    • @jblob5764
      @jblob5764 6 років тому +5

      greato80 still doesn't sound like thst at all... Also its an Uzi

    • @greato80
      @greato80 6 років тому

      J Blob ..to each their own..also its that.

    • @jblob5764
      @jblob5764 6 років тому +3

      greato80 to each their own? Lol dude find me any gun that sounds even close to thia dumbass kids' noises and i will openly call myself a dumbass for my ignorance. But i have NEVER in years of shooting heard a gun that sounds even remotely like that

  • @tylerdrama
    @tylerdrama 5 років тому +27

    “what do you think of this season of Louie?”
    so random lmao

  • @FatLeonard84
    @FatLeonard84 4 роки тому +17

    "I almost didn't recognize you without a bathroom" 😂😂😂

  • @schmidt640
    @schmidt640 4 роки тому +3

    One of the most surprising things about this thread.....not a single mention of the Cook's "champagne" in the intro segment. Subtle genius at work.

  • @juggalo187hatchet
    @juggalo187hatchet 6 років тому +129

    Why is his chin missing???? That some black magic 😂😂

  • @williamjameslehy1341
    @williamjameslehy1341 8 років тому +106

    Daniel can usually make even the cringe-iest UA-camr seem sympathetic. Bryan is one of a handful who were beyond his power. He and the Monster energy lady should come back for a reunion.

    • @ibrown3KC
      @ibrown3KC 7 років тому

      Jacob Hoss I agree for the most part, except I see young Bryan here as a complete joke and relatively harmless, especially since he at least has the "sense" to only use invisible "air guns" rather than actual guns that go "gradtatata!"
      On the other hand, you have the "Anti-Monster Energy Lady," who's an absolute psycho and a hardcore religious nut, and here in the 21st Century, those are some of the most worrisome and terrifying people on the planet. What's worse is that there's unfortunately a ton of people who actually listen to her and believe/agree with her, and that's also what makes her dangerous. That's one of the biggest differences between her and this "gratatard"--while literally no one takes Bryan seriously and he's a complete joke, there's countless people who not only believe Anti-Monster psycho, but they're just as crazy as she is and have sincere disdain toward people who "don't believe," and even hate them and wish death and eternal hell for anyone who doesn't believe in Jesus Henry Christmas as our Lord and Savior...

    • @thatONEmachine
      @thatONEmachine 7 років тому +1

      Irving Brownstone yeah. Soccer moms are the most terrible people out there. But her initial point lines up with a lot of corporate logos.

    • @thatONEmachine
      @thatONEmachine 7 років тому

      Irving Brownstone and what are you talking about? The majority of kids these days are like this dude. Way more than the Monster lady.

    • @thatONEmachine
      @thatONEmachine 7 років тому

      Irving Brownstone Disdain for people who don’t believe? Hahaha. Let me guess...liberal college education?

    • @thatONEmachine
      @thatONEmachine 7 років тому

      Irving Brownstone no but you can’t deny that college now plays a part in cultivating those ideologies. Also, the media is the exact same way. Maybe that’s why you all think the same.

  • @piececontrol5285
    @piececontrol5285 8 років тому +38

    THE YACHTATA LMAOOOO

  • @izzybee_1234
    @izzybee_1234 4 роки тому +40

    Yooo they put a clip off his gay scene on comedy scene holy shit.. he tried to say that never happened

    • @nichole8622
      @nichole8622 4 роки тому +1

      Omg! So that wasn’t a joke? That was really his porn they flashed? 🤣🤣🤣

    • @astonw2382
      @astonw2382 4 роки тому

      Wait that's actually happening? I though that was just some joke lol

    • @ncstilburg
      @ncstilburg 4 роки тому +2

      @@astonw2382 ooh it's real alright.

    • @4n4Queen
      @4n4Queen 4 роки тому +2

      Oh no folks, It's the real thing.

    • @FlawdaJit407
      @FlawdaJit407 3 роки тому

      @@ncstilburg you googled it to see for yourself? 😂💀

  • @genuinejustin6269
    @genuinejustin6269 5 років тому +184

    I've legit lost brain cells and intelligence watching this.

    • @Room-uc5se
      @Room-uc5se 5 років тому +3

      That means it's working

    • @nursejoy25
      @nursejoy25 4 роки тому +1

      Sick selfie bro

    • @Infam0usKiller
      @Infam0usKiller 4 роки тому +1

      You brought it on ya self

    • @genuinejustin6269
      @genuinejustin6269 4 роки тому +1

      @@Infam0usKiller You're correct I did. Much regret. Such pain. Wow.

    • @genuinejustin6269
      @genuinejustin6269 4 роки тому +2

      @@nursejoy25 Thanks Nurse. How do I schedule an appointment for a check up??