I knew a guy who claimed to be a seal. he used to wear some special tactics hat and claimed the only place you could get it was in the seals. about two years later he slipped up and I caught him looking for a new one at a flea market
In the UK, civvies sometimes wear combats, they buy them from surplus stores, or eBay. There’s nothing wrong with that. Now when they claim to have served, and haven’t, now that’s a problem.
Yep, I'm the local weirdo that always wears military surplus because it's practical, durable and I like to slap Aliens themed patches on the velcro bits. Didn't do service and also careful not to wear stuff that's like the key thing for any branch. Confession: older Russian stuff was better for practical civilian shit in the UK. My favourite trousers were water repellent, had inbuilt gaters, mesh around the crotch perfect for summer and the bayonet pocket was perfect for maglites. Other brands may be "better" but those lasted me 20 years
I'm from the mountains. .. we always wear green camo! People from the mountains wore camo while the red coats were still wearing bright AF colours. Read a history book people!
I would never consider myself a veteran even though I served in the marines four year but didn’t see any combat I always felt so uncomfortable whenever people thanked me for my service because I didn’t do shit 😂
my favorite story is one dude at airsoft. I wAs In ThE aRmY tHeY sEnT mE tO rUsIa AnD i FoUgHt FoR tHe RuSiAnS aNd SuRvIvEd An RpG tO tHe BaCk ThAt ExPlOdEd
Hey Nikko, love your content just joined the National Guard, I leave for basic training on Monday but curious if you have any tips for basic or AIT? Keep doing you!
Your recruiter probably didn’t tell you this, but the drill sergeants at Benning are all ticklish. If you can get one to giggle, they’ll let you graduate early.
I was walking through Costco the other day wearing a non-army camouflage hat and regular clothes, and a lady working there said “thank you for your service”. 🤪
I have a guy at my job who says he served for years medic and something about helicopters. He takes scenes from cod and uses it as his experience serving. He thinks he is fooling everybody we just let him tell these huge stupid stories. Somebody looked him up he was discharged after two weeks in boot camp. 😂
I was born on Veterans Day and also most died too now I’m diabetic and hating life 😊 ( underweight and diabetic and a adhder like nikio bad so yea life sucks rn)
I'm from the mountains. .. we always wear green camo! People from the mountains wore camo while the red coats were still wearing bright AF colours. Read a history book people!
Haha I was stationed in the moon not on it in it in a secret navymarinesniper base with delta and seals and other top secret special forces haha😂 these damn people
@@LesMilitairesSansFrontieres dude, this is not funny. i joined and retired from the marine core and i was born with autism. i was diagnosed with autism and schizophrenia, multiple sclerosis before i retired. now i get the full VA benefits and social security disability benefits.
@@herkload Yes, I had a nice free meal at Applebee's. The manager was also giving out $5 discount cards for a future meal and someone paid for a free beer for me. I had a good time and I tipped the waitress generously. Oh yeah, Wendy's gave me a free breakfast combo too.
As a Brit, we just laugh at these folk. Veterans wear chinos blazers and medals (if we have any, we don’t give em away like candy over here )for Remembrance Day. Regimental/Corp beret if u still have it. Anybody turning up in uniform better be serving or ‘special’ themselves… ❤
8:20 is a misnomer The Italy flag, accent, gold bracelet, and cigar: confirmed kills for the GENOVESE family NOT the military 😂 "They had to get whacked, they didn't pay the vig"
The worst I had was an “Air Force,” guy came into my old work looking for a military plate. He claimed to want the DFC or the MoH, and then proceeded to tell me his “citation.” He then recited my grandfather’s citation for his MoH. I had a field day with him.
So Ortiz there's is one old guy who told me he was in Vietnam and said he was in the army for the first division, and what he said was that he fight at hamburger Hill even though it was a different brigade, so I knew he was lying, and then just remembering then he said he was a sniper in the Marines, even though he said army
Homeless guy that my group would encounter on the way to Jr High claimed he served in Vietnam and went into detail about the dark things he did….guy was like 30
My dad was Corpsman attached to the 3rd force recon in Iraq. This guy saw my dad's tattoo on his leg for his friend that was killed in Afghanistan. He asked my dad if he served he said yes and the guy said he served in Vietnam 1978 as a navy seal my dad and I looked at each other were crying laughing
Some years back I ran into a guy that was wearing a Combat Wounded Purple Heart Hat. I went to talk to him and asked where he served. He said he had been to Iraq and Afghanistan. I had only served in Iraq so I asked him where he was at in Iraq and he first said Bagram, then he said Kandahar, then he said Iraq City lol! He finally said Baghdad and I walked away laughing
Homie. Never finished basic. And I've NEVER pretended i did. Shit, when I wear a bdu top, it's because it belonged to my Brother. That mfkr joined in 99 and retired a Major 2 years ago. His wife is a Major, currently. I've seen people doing this and it's disgusting.
Someone please tell me: I’m in Civil Air Patrol, and stores/restaurants will let us use our CAPIDs to get discounts. If I explain I’m not in the military, am I allowed to do that. For reference so you don’t have to look it up, Civil Air Patrol is, in the simplest terms, is USAF Boy Scouts with women included. We get funding from out cadets and the Air Force.
Omg. I actually know the guy with all the tattoos who was a mn protection agent. That funny thing, he actually is a combat veteran lol. Buttttttttt he's extremely liberal, he's a firearms instructor that doesn't think people should defend themselves... lol
I wear old army and marines uniforms when I play paintball because its cheap camo and it works pretty decent. I went into a gas station to get snacks and was berrated by a woman claiming i was stealing valor after i told her that these were not my military uniforms. I was not in the army. And that this is just for paintball. Peoples stupidity has absolutely no limits.
Former roommate claimed he was german airforce, then claimed he was us army when he couldn't even finish basic. Said he quit after watching a girl flip a tank on wet pavement. Yes, hes an idiot, and yes he's going to federal prison just for woodchipper worthy charges.
Hey bro said he was in the 198th Division. The 198th Infantry Brigade is a Basic Training Brigade 😂 he was just trying to get some hype before he left 😂
I'm sorry Nikko if someone Act like they were ignoring me I get mad because my Uncle and my grandfather searched for this country and My great-grandfather died serving for this country so yeah I'm sorry Nikko i Don't Mean any disrespect
03:25 why’s he wearing NWU’s in public that goes against Navy Regulations. And that’s definitely a Red Flag not to mention his boots are also not under uniform regulations.
Great content dude as always. I’m not so much against folks wearing ACUs or just the top or bottom but definitely don’t be repin patches, metals, or other insignia as that is repulsive. Thank you veterans and currently enlisted this day and everyday for what you do 🫡🇺🇸🍻
I knew a guy who claimed to be a seal. he used to wear some special tactics hat and claimed the only place you could get it was in the seals. about two years later he slipped up and I caught him looking for a new one at a flea market
😂 every poser I know gets the gear at the flea ❤😂
In the UK, civvies sometimes wear combats, they buy them from surplus stores, or eBay. There’s nothing wrong with that. Now when they claim to have served, and haven’t, now that’s a problem.
Yup
Yep, I'm the local weirdo that always wears military surplus because it's practical, durable and I like to slap Aliens themed patches on the velcro bits. Didn't do service and also careful not to wear stuff that's like the key thing for any branch.
Confession: older Russian stuff was better for practical civilian shit in the UK. My favourite trousers were water repellent, had inbuilt gaters, mesh around the crotch perfect for summer and the bayonet pocket was perfect for maglites. Other brands may be "better" but those lasted me 20 years
They’re called Naz*s bro.
@@215ILLicit 🤣🤣
I'm from the mountains. .. we always wear green camo! People from the mountains wore camo while the red coats were still wearing bright AF colours. Read a history book people!
He was a sniper, but as he got balder it became harder and harder to maintain concealment with a big shiny head.
The dudes still in service mocking them are the best, they get extra redonk with it 😂
Absolutely awesome content as always brother, to all the real true veterans here. Thanks for your service and sacrifices you all have made 🇺🇸🇺🇲
Leaving for basic in 10 days, you’re one reason I enlisted 🎉
How'd it go?? I leave in February
150 kills guy has so many people fooled, he's also a mafia hit man.
I would never consider myself a veteran even though I served in the marines four year but didn’t see any combat I always felt so uncomfortable whenever people thanked me for my service because I didn’t do shit 😂
Did more than them
😂 at least u were really in the marines. U still committed to something.
I’ve only encountered one. Fool had Gunnery Sergeant Chevrons but had full birds on his collar 😂😂😂
Happy veterans day Nikko! ❣️❣️
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Dude the third one isn’t just in the army, he’s also apparently in the “ZOMBIE SQUAD”😅😅😅
Nikko my friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn, this algorithm is getting it right! Thanks for the upload, Nikko!!!!
my favorite story is one dude at airsoft. I wAs In ThE aRmY tHeY sEnT mE tO rUsIa AnD i FoUgHt FoR tHe RuSiAnS aNd SuRvIvEd An RpG tO tHe BaCk ThAt ExPlOdEd
Admiral General Aladdin is the highest ranking man in the world.
Come find me bruh!
I'm lost and hungry!
Bring me a monster or something.
The last video, that is that woman's real voice, because I follow her.
Hey Nikko, love your content just joined the National Guard, I leave for basic training on Monday but curious if you have any tips for basic or AIT? Keep doing you!
I think he has a vid on it and if not there's some other ppl that have put out really good vids on what to bring and helpful tips
Your recruiter probably didn’t tell you this, but the drill sergeants at Benning are all ticklish. If you can get one to giggle, they’ll let you graduate early.
Happy Veterans Day Nikko!
The reason that last woman talks like that is because she’s always taking on crazies and they can’t say anything about her tone.
I was walking through Costco the other day wearing a non-army camouflage hat and regular clothes, and a lady working there said “thank you for your service”. 🤪
I'm Special Farces Meal Team 6. Listen to me peasants!
God, I hated that blue digicamo in the Navy so, so, much.
"HE DOES heroin" 💀🤣🤣
I love your editor ❤️
No please don’t beat me up
Here's a fun idea, if/when the draft happens again, these mfers get drafted first. They wanna pretend to be a soldier so bad, congratulations DRAFTED.
In Australia, we call veterans day rememberence day.
That would probably be more like our Memorial Day.
@@ronjones-6977remembrance, veterans, and armistice day are all the same holiday, just different names around the world
You just gotta run up to them and say "Show me your Cac!"
I was SPECIAL 😂
I have a guy at my job who says he served for years medic and something about helicopters. He takes scenes from cod and uses it as his experience serving. He thinks he is fooling everybody we just let him tell these huge stupid stories. Somebody looked him up he was discharged after two weeks in boot camp. 😂
2:38 this dude picked a infantry training unit
Hey! Thank you for you service Sir!
I sign up for the draft🎉
I was in marine reserve .I can't tell you everything about my MOS that I was a driver .or history on rank
GIRDLE BOBBID
oh yeah happy Veterans Day
I was born on Veterans Day and also most died too now I’m diabetic and hating life 😊 ( underweight and diabetic and a adhder like nikio bad so yea life sucks rn)
I'm from the mountains. .. we always wear green camo! People from the mountains wore camo while the red coats were still wearing bright AF colours. Read a history book people!
Nikko its the USMC's Birthday today bro
Haha I was stationed in the moon not on it in it in a secret navymarinesniper base with delta and seals and other top secret special forces haha😂 these damn people
6:30 private first class... Very top secret
Nikko have you watched "The wall" because there is a guy in that movie that looks like you
Come at me Nikko!
8:45 little young for Vietnam isn't he?
if you love it so much and want to join WHY DONT YOU
Lol I cant
I thought army had sharpshooters. Aren't snipers special force units? Like ranger, seal, kinda shit?
“What was your mos?”
“I was special”
Yes you are special
I can't stop giggling at it
I was in the marines
OH SO WAS I
Bro had FUCKED UP with a REAL ONE
@@LesMilitairesSansFrontieres dude, this is not funny. i joined and retired from the marine core and i was born with autism. i was diagnosed with autism and schizophrenia, multiple sclerosis before i retired. now i get the full VA benefits and social security disability benefits.
@@GETBENT1331 LMAO.
@@LesMilitairesSansFrontieres i cant own a gun, though the government is paying me to leave guns alone. i figure my special training will protect me
Happy Veterans Day Nikko thank you for your service and sacrifices that you and your combat buddies made.
My dumb ass forgot he served
I like being a veteran. Tomorrow Applebee's will give me a free meal.
Did you get your free meal?
@@herkload Yes, I had a nice free meal at Applebee's. The manager was also giving out $5 discount cards for a future meal and someone paid for a free beer for me. I had a good time and I tipped the waitress generously. Oh yeah, Wendy's gave me a free breakfast combo too.
Nikko never fails to spread my cheeks and put a smile on my face
Bro I read the first part and my face went 😏 then I read the rest I was like 😮😅😅
😂 bro
I’m way too drunk to comprehend what just hoppened 😅Happy Birthday Marine Corps
Yessir
I just joined royal sea cadets
As a Brit, we just laugh at these folk. Veterans wear chinos blazers and medals (if we have any, we don’t give em away like candy over here )for Remembrance Day. Regimental/Corp beret if u still have it. Anybody turning up in uniform better be serving or ‘special’ themselves… ❤
0:40 the military definitely would not let him have a haircut like that😂
They use him on the short repels.
@@thomasohanlon1060 😂😂😂
8:20 is a misnomer
The Italy flag, accent, gold bracelet, and cigar: confirmed kills for the GENOVESE family NOT the military 😂
"They had to get whacked, they didn't pay the vig"
Always coming in clutch big homie! Keep it up 🫡
The worst I had was an “Air Force,” guy came into my old work looking for a military plate. He claimed to want the DFC or the MoH, and then proceeded to tell me his “citation.” He then recited my grandfather’s citation for his MoH. I had a field day with him.
Who’s your grandfather?
@@ALswampfox Capt Steven L Bennett
"I've done combat in THREE OOGA BOOGAS!" made me laugh 🤣
That Halloween costume one was dope!!! 😂
I wear cams because I love them and they are extremely comfortable never served and I would never claim to have served
I’m just saying Nikko is the Coolest Man and 😏 on earth. I live for these videos
Happy birthday to the United States Marine corps. November 10 1775...
So Ortiz there's is one old guy who told me he was in Vietnam and said he was in the army for the first division, and what he said was that he fight at hamburger Hill even though it was a different brigade, so I knew he was lying, and then just remembering then he said he was a sniper in the Marines, even though he said army
Homeless guy that my group would encounter on the way to Jr High claimed he served in Vietnam and went into detail about the dark things he did….guy was like 30
I saw some guy with an US army hat with a marine gaurd uniform with some navy deployment pants and with Nike shoes
Yes more greatness to laugh at🫡
For us Canadians remembrance day is tomorrow
Remind your leader.
My dad was Corpsman attached to the 3rd force recon in Iraq. This guy saw my dad's tattoo on his leg for his friend that was killed in Afghanistan. He asked my dad if he served he said yes and the guy said he served in Vietnam 1978 as a navy seal my dad and I looked at each other were crying laughing
Some years back I ran into a guy that was wearing a Combat Wounded Purple Heart Hat. I went to talk to him and asked where he served. He said he had been to Iraq and Afghanistan. I had only served in Iraq so I asked him where he was at in Iraq and he first said Bagram, then he said Kandahar, then he said Iraq City lol! He finally said Baghdad and I walked away laughing
everytime my recruiter ask me what’s my MOS i say hopefully infantry
I like comments
Nikko Ortiz thank you for your service! Semper Fi!
dont think ive gone out on vets day in 15 years, cant stand people anymore.
10min gang
👇
This commentator is the most annoying human i'be seen
My thing is all you have to do is look up a unit and where they are stationed, lmfao they can't even do basic homework to pretend to be enlisted xD
Happy veterans day to the po-ta-toe
Hell yeah!!
Should I join the army or be a para rescue
mf was in the twoOsecond Airborne...........airborne AIRBORNE RANGURRR URRS LEAD THE WAY!
Hello daddy nikko
Homie. Never finished basic. And I've NEVER pretended i did. Shit, when I wear a bdu top, it's because it belonged to my Brother. That mfkr joined in 99 and retired a Major 2 years ago. His wife is a Major, currently.
I've seen people doing this and it's disgusting.
Tell Chanel I said hiiiii
Someone please tell me: I’m in Civil Air Patrol, and stores/restaurants will let us use our CAPIDs to get discounts. If I explain I’m not in the military, am I allowed to do that. For reference so you don’t have to look it up, Civil Air Patrol is, in the simplest terms, is USAF Boy Scouts with women included. We get funding from out cadets and the Air Force.
robot+gun=Terminator
so does Peppa pig+gun = Baconator?????
questions science STILL can't answer
Omg. I actually know the guy with all the tattoos who was a mn protection agent. That funny thing, he actually is a combat veteran lol. Buttttttttt he's extremely liberal, he's a firearms instructor that doesn't think people should defend themselves... lol
I wear old army and marines uniforms when I play paintball because its cheap camo and it works pretty decent. I went into a gas station to get snacks and was berrated by a woman claiming i was stealing valor after i told her that these were not my military uniforms. I was not in the army. And that this is just for paintball. Peoples stupidity has absolutely no limits.
Oh F*ck, found myself screaming at this video as much as Nikko :'D Some parts were so f**king cringe I had to pause it in disbelief. 😂
Former roommate claimed he was german airforce, then claimed he was us army when he couldn't even finish basic. Said he quit after watching a girl flip a tank on wet pavement. Yes, hes an idiot, and yes he's going to federal prison just for woodchipper worthy charges.
Hey bro said he was in the 198th Division. The 198th Infantry Brigade is a Basic Training Brigade 😂 he was just trying to get some hype before he left 😂
Great content, fun fact my grandfather served in Vietnam.
HAPPY VETERANS DAY NIKKO
That one woman... her hair gives her away as military.....
I'm sorry Nikko if someone Act like they were ignoring me I get mad because my Uncle and my grandfather searched for this country and My great-grandfather died serving for this country so yeah I'm sorry Nikko i Don't Mean any disrespect
03:25 why’s he wearing NWU’s in public that goes against Navy Regulations. And that’s definitely a Red Flag not to mention his boots are also not under uniform regulations.
Great content dude as always. I’m not so much against folks wearing ACUs or just the top or bottom but definitely don’t be repin patches, metals, or other insignia as that is repulsive. Thank you veterans and currently enlisted this day and everyday for what you do 🫡🇺🇸🍻
I cant...just cant,love ya dude,but this video has my cringe meter going full viking plunder
That last chick had some serious navy drill vibes to me 😂🤣