3:30 My buddy said repeat on radio once and told me that immediately afterward he received a punch in the face from his sgt harder than he had ever been punched in his life
I swear to God the bus hasn't even stopped moving before the drills kicked that door in and started dragging people around and pushing people on the ground 😂
with the mortar clip, sometimes that can happen, ground was probably to hard so the base plate couldn't settle, also if you see this nikko 2-2 is better than 2-30
I got pinned with sgt in the army, this was back in 2005 so we still had the pins in the collar... yep they like to pin it on and then hit it so it stabs you.
At recption we would just stand in a human box for hours no talking or moving and everyone was too scared to ask to use the restroom and chow was the only time we got to sit and it was 5 minutes 😂
My favorite day at AIT is when we did the water training and I had to jump in and rescue the gym bro dude from drowning, The token gay dude and the white Alabama dude because the pool was short a lifeguard and the XO knew I was an experienced lifeguard because he went swimming at the same time I did every day.
Nikko the medical one with the stretches that's a female btw they both are so around the 8min mark I think just a lil bit further but listen she experienced what every one wants to get
Got a question if anyone can Answer. I am a Canadian citizen, that is it. I don't have a visa or green card. so my question is how does a non us citizen join the military? and will it help me get my US citizenship?
I haven’t seen recruiters even recruit anymore, you gotta go look for them while doing your own research bc it’s just known facts that they’ll promise you this life and the next just to get you in.
Ground too frozen. Artillery has to dig spades in to a certain degree. If they don't the entire howitzer does that. It's not a good time. Some lazy sections will bare minimum the spades and hope the first round will set the gun, which they'll probably have to re-lay again anyway.
For that 120mm mortar clip, the baseplate wasn't set yet since the ground was so hard I bet they got the gun back up and sent another 4 rounds before going into the actual fires. Hope that helped👍🏼
The recruiters never lied. You will have an amazing experience. The thing is, he never said it was going to be a GOOD amazing experience. 😏 at least he didnt get you with the "you want to be batman?"
My senior lance made me write out the 9 line 100 times as "training". Not gonna lie though that same lance also forced me to buy a car from a dealer he had cut a deal with as in he drove me there left me there and said don't come back without a vehicle. Same lance corporal also made me write a letter to another Marines parents basically saying I was the reason they died. Had me rotated on fire watch every night for field exercises. Don't know what his malfunction was but he never broke me.
You go in poor and come out either a homeless veteran or a patriotic himless veteran. Vs. going in rich and staying at a desk job for 8-15yrs and leaving with a pension and a future in politics or the FBI
3:30 My buddy said repeat on radio once and told me that immediately afterward he received a punch in the face from his sgt harder than he had ever been punched in his life
I swear to God the bus hasn't even stopped moving before the drills kicked that door in and started dragging people around and pushing people on the ground 😂
My daughter put my butter bar upside down during my commissioning, it was so embarrassing. I hope no one noticed.
Lol... surprised nobody got your comment...
Except for the......you know..... 30 people who upvoted it but okay
My favorite thing about Rip It's. Our military consumed them so much, that they made a Military specific cans and flavors. LOL
Needed this today!
Ditto!
Everyone thinks military grade stuff is tough but in reality if it breaks all the time than it's military grade
Well chances are that in a war its gonna get blown up shot at dufnibg war so y make it tough tough
@@akplumber4084 true 😂
Getting married over Zoom? Oooh, hell no! 😂
3:40 "Cuz Arty will shoot again!" Damn right. As an artilleryman, I've been out for years and repeat is still a dirty word for me.
That is interesting I mean we were told to say repeat your last in the navy
@@chopsticks4079 Yeah, for artillery, repeat means fire the last fire mission again. So we use "Say again."
"he a barracks bunny today" 😂😂😂😂
Combat arms trades should be sponsored by Monster, Skoal and Copenhagen.
The tube strokers main catch phrase at this point should just be "BARELY got away with it"
Love these videos Nikko keep it up brother
with the mortar clip, sometimes that can happen, ground was probably to hard so the base plate couldn't settle, also if you see this nikko 2-2 is better than 2-30
I got pinned with sgt in the army, this was back in 2005 so we still had the pins in the collar... yep they like to pin it on and then hit it so it stabs you.
Well, Quinteros didn't have glasses, but he was short...............LMFAO
Got married over a zoom call "Babe I gotta go, Jody needs to use his computer" 😂
Lmao they straight thought that angry cop was a pilot
You are outa control Niko. but I love ya homie
At recption we would just stand in a human box for hours no talking or moving and everyone was too scared to ask to use the restroom and chow was the only time we got to sit and it was 5 minutes 😂
This was the laugh I needed tonight. Thank you. For ... everything.
... Is this where I'm supposed to ?
homie....look at some ranger bat pics from the 90s....back in black they were worn that way too
My favorite day at AIT is when we did the water training and I had to jump in and rescue the gym bro dude from drowning, The token gay dude and the white Alabama dude because the pool was short a lifeguard and the XO knew I was an experienced lifeguard because he went swimming at the same time I did every day.
The Packistanie solder looked like John Cleese when he did his silly walk bit
Love you FULL HOMO BTW!
Yo yo 11C here yea the mortar was not secure probably that base plate lol
I’m going up to MEPS tomorrow to sign my contract, I always send these videos to my mom so she’s not so worried
I’m glad I decided to join the army because I can understand more the funny army jokes
Monsters Making bank on ya'll
Yeah 9 line card that's funny
Need to do bedding in fire for a mortar
My family told me if you date a women in the military especially same branch make sure she is a higher rank than you
9:39 video call wedding no pants wth lol
Nikko the medical one with the stretches that's a female btw they both are so around the 8min mark I think just a lil bit further but listen she experienced what every one wants to get
Yoo i love ur vids
You know you jelly 82nd all the way
W nikko
Nikko, can you play VR?!? I know you hate it though, but could you play:
Blade and Sorcerery, Bone Works, Saints and Sinners
Love this series
Yo I followed you on tiktok I got a military fail video for you
Got a question if anyone can Answer.
I am a Canadian citizen, that is it. I don't have a visa or green card. so my question is how does a non us citizen join the military? and will it help me get my US citizenship?
ONG IM SO EARLY
You really are though
In doing Whiteface
Last
Who believes recruiters??
I haven’t seen recruiters even recruit anymore, you gotta go look for them while doing your own research bc it’s just known facts that they’ll promise you this life and the next just to get you in.
The mortar issue is that the base plate wasn't set. Probably on a rock or maybe the ground was just too frozen.
Niko, you the Man
Ground too frozen. Artillery has to dig spades in to a certain degree. If they don't the entire howitzer does that. It's not a good time. Some lazy sections will bare minimum the spades and hope the first round will set the gun, which they'll probably have to re-lay again anyway.
@@thelegionisnotamused8929 that sounds so like every grunt I ever served with. I see it in the civ div s
Constantly to.
Former 11 Charlie here and yep you are correct lol
"Booty Tickle Pirate" 😂 ...thanks Nikko you never fail to make me laugh!
Need an Angry Cops collab!!!
Niko never fails to fill us up and finish with a banger making us feel better for the day
Now that sounds really gay.
Wo wo buddy there is a line and you crossed it
GAY
@@theangryanglophile listen u crossed the line with your name
@@Jonathan-qy6lp i disagree
For that 120mm mortar clip, the baseplate wasn't set yet since the ground was so hard I bet they got the gun back up and sent another 4 rounds before going into the actual fires. Hope that helped👍🏼
as an 11C, that is what totally happened. we had the same thing happen where I'm at. It was not a fun day.
thank you for helping me through some really tough times nikko seriously
Love hearing this
Bro the funniest clips are when dumbasses are being dumbasses, but everyone is having a good time rolling in shit.
Number one injury in pak special forces gotta be tibia plateau fracture and acl combo.
Niko is sometimes unhinged and that's why we love him
♥️
Rip it is 🔥. Especially when its all you can get
4:13 not really crazy, it's ok to have fun
(most things i know are about dogs and Agility, so i can mistake)
The recruiters never lied. You will have an amazing experience. The thing is, he never said it was going to be a GOOD amazing experience. 😏 at least he didnt get you with the "you want to be batman?"
Angry firefighter 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nikko never fails to disappoint
NEVER
That Pakistan march is ridiculous.
Nikko can confirm, that zoom call wedding will not fly bro
Being in the S-6, that 9 line and Repeat shit is so fucking real
The energy Nikko brings is what makes the videos so goo
Love Nikko’s posts.
His editor be putting in some work too
Bro the dancing vid was from my TikTok this just made my year😂😭
It’s a great day cause Nikko posted
anddd tell channel I said hiiiii ❤
My senior lance made me write out the 9 line 100 times as "training". Not gonna lie though that same lance also forced me to buy a car from a dealer he had cut a deal with as in he drove me there left me there and said don't come back without a vehicle. Same lance corporal also made me write a letter to another Marines parents basically saying I was the reason they died. Had me rotated on fire watch every night for field exercises. Don't know what his malfunction was but he never broke me.
Yeah, that never happened
How does he not lose his voice yelling like that 😅
Because you learn how to yell in the military without losing your voice.
I laughed so hard when he deliberately ran into the tornado 😂
0:44 we have deemed your injury to be non service related
HA
2:46
N: No
C: Criminal
I: Is
S: Safe
9:52 this would be my 13th reason why.
1:20 i'm noot a mortar man but maybe that mounting plate just slided and caused this
11:28 that’s me and she (my wife) absolutely made me do that😂
@9:00 COs face when kid square-gaits killed me xD
5:00 is the greatest shit ever lolololol
when he snaps his whole face towards the uniform lmfaoooooo "thats not the way thats supposed to be..."
No joke got a guy in my unit he fills his camelback with the white boys energy drink.
That hair stuff girl actually made me laugh and I did like the video
AWESOME VIDEO NIKKO, THANKS FOR MAKING ARE DAY!
Ahhh yooo that pink thing though 😂😂😂😂
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You go in poor and come out either a homeless veteran or a patriotic himless veteran.
Vs. going in rich and staying at a desk job for 8-15yrs and leaving with a pension and a future in politics or the FBI
Hey I was here when you streamed this on twitch! Hope your doing good keep it up bro❤
Watching this in a school bathroom while skipping class
Ty for posting these so I don't have to get Tik Cancer.
07:25 are my boys!!! Soldier Medics, Warrior Spirit!!
I hated that dude dancing with the glasses he was a real b it ch
9:05 pretty much summed up my entire time in the marines.
3:00 all you need to remeber is (L)ow (F)lying (P)lanes (S)ee (N)othing
I think that one with the Barbie Girl song playing, was my 68W AIT in Foxtrot
The clip at 8:15 had me rollin 🤣
@nikkoortiz pls react to Swiss army fails
I know I'm late but 10:16 is Lima Co on Geiger
You should react too a beyond scared straight
Thanks Nikko for blessing us with more great content!
Dude no joke 8:25 had me rolling omg LMFAO
Nikko just waiting to be sponsored by rip it
Bro i woulda been rock hard at 8:30 and my ass getting sent to jail lmao
Yo nikko thanks for helping me through some really tough times.
Your good people Nikko :)
hello from Alaska!!! 2:18 It be like that here for sure. Cold as hell. But we built for this. He was not built for this. 😂
I could not stop laughing at the 9-line. I about face and walk away.
Did you ever do the 1000 foot stare?
Never miss an upload gang?