Military TikToks Gone Wrong... Part 6

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  • @carbon8ed
    @carbon8ed 9 місяців тому +77

    3:30 My buddy said repeat on radio once and told me that immediately afterward he received a punch in the face from his sgt harder than he had ever been punched in his life

  • @carsonkouts
    @carsonkouts 9 місяців тому +290

    I swear to God the bus hasn't even stopped moving before the drills kicked that door in and started dragging people around and pushing people on the ground 😂

  • @umbraviventem
    @umbraviventem 9 місяців тому +34

    My daughter put my butter bar upside down during my commissioning, it was so embarrassing. I hope no one noticed.

    • @Oldgrunt95
      @Oldgrunt95 9 місяців тому +4

      Lol... surprised nobody got your comment...

    • @GavinSpence-mg9eh
      @GavinSpence-mg9eh Місяць тому +2

      Except for the......you know..... 30 people who upvoted it but okay

  • @TheRedMarauder
    @TheRedMarauder 9 місяців тому +12

    My favorite thing about Rip It's. Our military consumed them so much, that they made a Military specific cans and flavors. LOL

  • @nikkoortizshorts
    @nikkoortizshorts 9 місяців тому +8

    Needed this today!

  • @dylonpress7034
    @dylonpress7034 9 місяців тому +23

    Everyone thinks military grade stuff is tough but in reality if it breaks all the time than it's military grade

    • @akplumber4084
      @akplumber4084 7 місяців тому +1

      Well chances are that in a war its gonna get blown up shot at dufnibg war so y make it tough tough

    • @dylonpress7034
      @dylonpress7034 7 місяців тому

      @@akplumber4084 true 😂

  • @Morbid_Freyja27
    @Morbid_Freyja27 9 місяців тому +8

    Getting married over Zoom? Oooh, hell no! 😂

  • @RangerBeef
    @RangerBeef 9 місяців тому +16

    3:40 "Cuz Arty will shoot again!" Damn right. As an artilleryman, I've been out for years and repeat is still a dirty word for me.

    • @chopsticks4079
      @chopsticks4079 9 місяців тому

      That is interesting I mean we were told to say repeat your last in the navy

    • @RangerBeef
      @RangerBeef 9 місяців тому

      @@chopsticks4079 Yeah, for artillery, repeat means fire the last fire mission again. So we use "Say again."

  • @Minxdust547
    @Minxdust547 2 місяці тому +1

    "he a barracks bunny today" 😂😂😂😂

  • @dinodelarosbil665
    @dinodelarosbil665 7 місяців тому

    Combat arms trades should be sponsored by Monster, Skoal and Copenhagen.

  • @NipplWizard
    @NipplWizard 5 місяців тому

    The tube strokers main catch phrase at this point should just be "BARELY got away with it"

  • @skylergarrison
    @skylergarrison 9 місяців тому +4

    Love these videos Nikko keep it up brother

  • @arcaneseclipse_6560
    @arcaneseclipse_6560 6 місяців тому

    with the mortar clip, sometimes that can happen, ground was probably to hard so the base plate couldn't settle, also if you see this nikko 2-2 is better than 2-30

  • @cranbers
    @cranbers 7 місяців тому

    I got pinned with sgt in the army, this was back in 2005 so we still had the pins in the collar... yep they like to pin it on and then hit it so it stabs you.

  • @scoutsaresilentdeath8775
    @scoutsaresilentdeath8775 4 місяці тому

    Well, Quinteros didn't have glasses, but he was short...............LMFAO

  • @blackhawks81H
    @blackhawks81H 8 місяців тому

    Got married over a zoom call "Babe I gotta go, Jody needs to use his computer" 😂

  • @brianmitchell719
    @brianmitchell719 9 місяців тому

    Lmao they straight thought that angry cop was a pilot

  • @alfonsoPina
    @alfonsoPina 9 місяців тому +1

    You are outa control Niko. but I love ya homie

  • @oceanntye5678
    @oceanntye5678 6 місяців тому

    At recption we would just stand in a human box for hours no talking or moving and everyone was too scared to ask to use the restroom and chow was the only time we got to sit and it was 5 minutes 😂

  • @fshalor738
    @fshalor738 6 місяців тому

    This was the laugh I needed tonight. Thank you. For ... everything.
    ... Is this where I'm supposed to ?

  • @80Jasonmw
    @80Jasonmw 4 місяці тому

    homie....look at some ranger bat pics from the 90s....back in black they were worn that way too

  • @ShonicBurn
    @ShonicBurn 9 місяців тому

    My favorite day at AIT is when we did the water training and I had to jump in and rescue the gym bro dude from drowning, The token gay dude and the white Alabama dude because the pool was short a lifeguard and the XO knew I was an experienced lifeguard because he went swimming at the same time I did every day.

  • @dsl32
    @dsl32 9 місяців тому

    The Packistanie solder looked like John Cleese when he did his silly walk bit

  • @bogeyedtortoise
    @bogeyedtortoise 9 місяців тому +1

    Love you FULL HOMO BTW!

  • @ThatGuyBarnes
    @ThatGuyBarnes 9 місяців тому

    Yo yo 11C here yea the mortar was not secure probably that base plate lol

  • @braedenrankin6814
    @braedenrankin6814 9 місяців тому

    I’m going up to MEPS tomorrow to sign my contract, I always send these videos to my mom so she’s not so worried

  • @josecorona4159
    @josecorona4159 9 місяців тому

    I’m glad I decided to join the army because I can understand more the funny army jokes

  • @melpw1669
    @melpw1669 5 місяців тому

    Monsters Making bank on ya'll

  • @scotthartley7837
    @scotthartley7837 6 місяців тому

    Yeah 9 line card that's funny

  • @simonbassanelli3834
    @simonbassanelli3834 5 місяців тому

    Need to do bedding in fire for a mortar

  • @waxer7842
    @waxer7842 9 місяців тому +3

    My family told me if you date a women in the military especially same branch make sure she is a higher rank than you

  • @domingo8754
    @domingo8754 9 місяців тому +1

    9:39 video call wedding no pants wth lol

  • @nightmaredream8515
    @nightmaredream8515 9 місяців тому

    Nikko the medical one with the stretches that's a female btw they both are so around the 8min mark I think just a lil bit further but listen she experienced what every one wants to get

  • @VV05YT
    @VV05YT 9 місяців тому

    Yoo i love ur vids

  • @marcusstadler3922
    @marcusstadler3922 9 місяців тому

    You know you jelly 82nd all the way

  • @Xer00o-e2w
    @Xer00o-e2w 9 місяців тому

    W nikko

  • @xwinter__riderx9155
    @xwinter__riderx9155 9 місяців тому

    Nikko, can you play VR?!? I know you hate it though, but could you play:
    Blade and Sorcerery, Bone Works, Saints and Sinners

  • @JosephWidmer
    @JosephWidmer 9 місяців тому

    Love this series

  • @king_xd2696
    @king_xd2696 9 місяців тому

    Yo I followed you on tiktok I got a military fail video for you

  • @leviathan_557
    @leviathan_557 9 місяців тому

    Got a question if anyone can Answer.
    I am a Canadian citizen, that is it. I don't have a visa or green card. so my question is how does a non us citizen join the military? and will it help me get my US citizenship?

  • @leyy.2.realll
    @leyy.2.realll 9 місяців тому

    ONG IM SO EARLY

  • @michaelspampanato
    @michaelspampanato 9 місяців тому

    In doing Whiteface

  • @TTV_Matthew
    @TTV_Matthew 9 місяців тому +1

    Last

  • @sabinal17
    @sabinal17 9 місяців тому +1

    Who believes recruiters??

    • @LadySofia_Zamora
      @LadySofia_Zamora 7 місяців тому

      I haven’t seen recruiters even recruit anymore, you gotta go look for them while doing your own research bc it’s just known facts that they’ll promise you this life and the next just to get you in.

  • @tommyrussell1415
    @tommyrussell1415 9 місяців тому +212

    The mortar issue is that the base plate wasn't set. Probably on a rock or maybe the ground was just too frozen.

    • @tommyrussell1415
      @tommyrussell1415 9 місяців тому +2

      Niko, you the Man

    • @thelegionisnotamused8929
      @thelegionisnotamused8929 8 місяців тому +5

      Ground too frozen. Artillery has to dig spades in to a certain degree. If they don't the entire howitzer does that. It's not a good time. Some lazy sections will bare minimum the spades and hope the first round will set the gun, which they'll probably have to re-lay again anyway.

    • @tommyrussell1415
      @tommyrussell1415 8 місяців тому +2

      @@thelegionisnotamused8929 that sounds so like every grunt I ever served with. I see it in the civ div s
      Constantly to.

    • @TomGunna88
      @TomGunna88 7 місяців тому +2

      Former 11 Charlie here and yep you are correct lol

  • @NadineMiller1974
    @NadineMiller1974 9 місяців тому +84

    "Booty Tickle Pirate" 😂 ...thanks Nikko you never fail to make me laugh!
    Need an Angry Cops collab!!!

  • @already__taken
    @already__taken 9 місяців тому +91

    Niko never fails to fill us up and finish with a banger making us feel better for the day

  • @hgoldman1738
    @hgoldman1738 9 місяців тому +39

    For that 120mm mortar clip, the baseplate wasn't set yet since the ground was so hard I bet they got the gun back up and sent another 4 rounds before going into the actual fires. Hope that helped👍🏼

    • @jameshoward6053
      @jameshoward6053 9 місяців тому +1

      as an 11C, that is what totally happened. we had the same thing happen where I'm at. It was not a fun day.

  • @AustinUsher-h3j
    @AustinUsher-h3j 9 місяців тому +47

    thank you for helping me through some really tough times nikko seriously

  • @NatanDaTater
    @NatanDaTater 9 місяців тому +4

    Bro the funniest clips are when dumbasses are being dumbasses, but everyone is having a good time rolling in shit.

  • @JustTip922
    @JustTip922 3 місяці тому +2

    Number one injury in pak special forces gotta be tibia plateau fracture and acl combo.

  • @Sammm107
    @Sammm107 9 місяців тому +29

    Niko is sometimes unhinged and that's why we love him

  • @KandyNsoda
    @KandyNsoda 9 місяців тому +20

    Rip it is 🔥. Especially when its all you can get

  • @eduardostapenko6808
    @eduardostapenko6808 9 місяців тому +4

    4:13 not really crazy, it's ok to have fun
    (most things i know are about dogs and Agility, so i can mistake)

  • @-Luna-tic.exe-
    @-Luna-tic.exe- 9 місяців тому +5

    The recruiters never lied. You will have an amazing experience. The thing is, he never said it was going to be a GOOD amazing experience. 😏 at least he didnt get you with the "you want to be batman?"

  • @jeffery703
    @jeffery703 9 місяців тому +10

    Angry firefighter 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Twolotie
    @Twolotie 9 місяців тому +20

    Nikko never fails to disappoint

  • @reep3x2
    @reep3x2 9 місяців тому +3

    That Pakistan march is ridiculous.

  • @stillstellar04
    @stillstellar04 9 місяців тому +6

    Nikko can confirm, that zoom call wedding will not fly bro

  • @spoopyboi1882
    @spoopyboi1882 9 місяців тому +9

    Being in the S-6, that 9 line and Repeat shit is so fucking real

  • @stevecarter2539
    @stevecarter2539 9 місяців тому +16

    The energy Nikko brings is what makes the videos so goo

    • @KnawedOne
      @KnawedOne 8 місяців тому

      Love Nikko’s posts.

    • @vidar188
      @vidar188 3 місяці тому +1

      His editor be putting in some work too

  • @alexbeckerle1791
    @alexbeckerle1791 9 місяців тому +2

    Bro the dancing vid was from my TikTok this just made my year😂😭

  • @LaylaEdits08
    @LaylaEdits08 9 місяців тому +3

    It’s a great day cause Nikko posted
    anddd tell channel I said hiiiii ❤

  • @AnthroWolf01
    @AnthroWolf01 9 місяців тому +5

    My senior lance made me write out the 9 line 100 times as "training". Not gonna lie though that same lance also forced me to buy a car from a dealer he had cut a deal with as in he drove me there left me there and said don't come back without a vehicle. Same lance corporal also made me write a letter to another Marines parents basically saying I was the reason they died. Had me rotated on fire watch every night for field exercises. Don't know what his malfunction was but he never broke me.

  • @discardedroses
    @discardedroses 9 місяців тому +7

    How does he not lose his voice yelling like that 😅

    • @rmt6933
      @rmt6933 9 місяців тому +1

      Because you learn how to yell in the military without losing your voice.

  • @skateata1
    @skateata1 8 місяців тому +2

    I laughed so hard when he deliberately ran into the tornado 😂

  • @Jamstaro1
    @Jamstaro1 8 місяців тому +3

    0:44 we have deemed your injury to be non service related

  • @alexanderguerrero6298
    @alexanderguerrero6298 9 місяців тому +2

    2:46
    N: No
    C: Criminal
    I: Is
    S: Safe

  • @CosplayandCrime
    @CosplayandCrime 9 місяців тому +2

    9:52 this would be my 13th reason why.

  • @eduardostapenko6808
    @eduardostapenko6808 9 місяців тому +3

    1:20 i'm noot a mortar man but maybe that mounting plate just slided and caused this

  • @NitrogenEyes
    @NitrogenEyes 9 місяців тому +2

    11:28 that’s me and she (my wife) absolutely made me do that😂

  • @MrDR1F7R
    @MrDR1F7R 8 місяців тому +2

    @9:00 COs face when kid square-gaits killed me xD

  • @amfam100
    @amfam100 2 місяці тому +1

    5:00 is the greatest shit ever lolololol
    when he snaps his whole face towards the uniform lmfaoooooo "thats not the way thats supposed to be..."

  • @jonathanschmidt7586
    @jonathanschmidt7586 9 місяців тому +1

    No joke got a guy in my unit he fills his camelback with the white boys energy drink.

  • @justa2919
    @justa2919 6 місяців тому +1

    That hair stuff girl actually made me laugh and I did like the video

  • @Jensen1b7
    @Jensen1b7 9 місяців тому +3

    AWESOME VIDEO NIKKO, THANKS FOR MAKING ARE DAY!

  • @Patriot1776-ju5ro
    @Patriot1776-ju5ro 8 місяців тому +1

    Ahhh yooo that pink thing though 😂😂😂😂

  • @penguinogaming7571
    @penguinogaming7571 9 місяців тому +1

    E

  • @GreasyBeasty
    @GreasyBeasty 9 місяців тому +1

    You go in poor and come out either a homeless veteran or a patriotic himless veteran.
    Vs. going in rich and staying at a desk job for 8-15yrs and leaving with a pension and a future in politics or the FBI

  • @Sniper_Man_Clips
    @Sniper_Man_Clips 9 місяців тому +3

    Hey I was here when you streamed this on twitch! Hope your doing good keep it up bro❤

  • @jadarose4900
    @jadarose4900 18 днів тому +1

    Watching this in a school bathroom while skipping class

  • @BoilingDietCoke
    @BoilingDietCoke 9 місяців тому +1

    Ty for posting these so I don't have to get Tik Cancer.

  • @PyroReaver
    @PyroReaver 9 місяців тому +3

    07:25 are my boys!!! Soldier Medics, Warrior Spirit!!

    • @Bandit-by8kl
      @Bandit-by8kl 9 місяців тому

      I hated that dude dancing with the glasses he was a real b it ch

  • @xxtipfizzyxx6857
    @xxtipfizzyxx6857 9 місяців тому +2

    9:05 pretty much summed up my entire time in the marines.

  • @Themuffinman1820
    @Themuffinman1820 9 місяців тому +1

    3:00 all you need to remeber is (L)ow (F)lying (P)lanes (S)ee (N)othing

  • @Bandit-by8kl
    @Bandit-by8kl 9 місяців тому +1

    I think that one with the Barbie Girl song playing, was my 68W AIT in Foxtrot

  • @ianlow7862
    @ianlow7862 7 місяців тому +2

    The clip at 8:15 had me rollin 🤣

  • @Hehenotyoda
    @Hehenotyoda 9 місяців тому +1

    @nikkoortiz pls react to Swiss army fails

  • @mledlow
    @mledlow 3 місяці тому +1

    I know I'm late but 10:16 is Lima Co on Geiger

  • @CooperMinster
    @CooperMinster 2 місяці тому +1

    You should react too a beyond scared straight

  • @Scottagious
    @Scottagious 9 місяців тому +4

    Thanks Nikko for blessing us with more great content!

  • @CitizenFortress
    @CitizenFortress 9 місяців тому +1

    Dude no joke 8:25 had me rolling omg LMFAO

  • @darkness3503
    @darkness3503 9 місяців тому +1

    Nikko just waiting to be sponsored by rip it

  • @DdosedRS
    @DdosedRS 7 місяців тому +1

    Bro i woulda been rock hard at 8:30 and my ass getting sent to jail lmao

  • @petercuaz2408
    @petercuaz2408 7 місяців тому +1

    Yo nikko thanks for helping me through some really tough times.

  • @aurorauplinks
    @aurorauplinks 9 місяців тому +1

    Your good people Nikko :)

  • @KimberVerity
    @KimberVerity 9 місяців тому +1

    hello from Alaska!!! 2:18 It be like that here for sure. Cold as hell. But we built for this. He was not built for this. 😂

  • @wrynnshy
    @wrynnshy 5 місяців тому +1

    I could not stop laughing at the 9-line. I about face and walk away.

  • @FunBottlez
    @FunBottlez 9 місяців тому +1

    Did you ever do the 1000 foot stare?

  • @BrianDamages420
    @BrianDamages420 9 місяців тому +1

    Never miss an upload gang?