Military TikToks Gone Wrong... Part 6

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  • @carsonkouts
    @carsonkouts Рік тому +303

    I swear to God the bus hasn't even stopped moving before the drills kicked that door in and started dragging people around and pushing people on the ground 😂

  • @tommyrussell1415
    @tommyrussell1415 Рік тому +224

    The mortar issue is that the base plate wasn't set. Probably on a rock or maybe the ground was just too frozen.

    • @tommyrussell1415
      @tommyrussell1415 Рік тому +2

      Niko, you the Man

    • @thelegionisnotamused8929
      @thelegionisnotamused8929 11 місяців тому +5

      Ground too frozen. Artillery has to dig spades in to a certain degree. If they don't the entire howitzer does that. It's not a good time. Some lazy sections will bare minimum the spades and hope the first round will set the gun, which they'll probably have to re-lay again anyway.

    • @tommyrussell1415
      @tommyrussell1415 11 місяців тому +2

      @@thelegionisnotamused8929 that sounds so like every grunt I ever served with. I see it in the civ div s
      Constantly to.

    • @TomGunna88
      @TomGunna88 10 місяців тому +2

      Former 11 Charlie here and yep you are correct lol

  • @carbon8ed
    @carbon8ed Рік тому +84

    3:30 My buddy said repeat on radio once and told me that immediately afterward he received a punch in the face from his sgt harder than he had ever been punched in his life

  • @NadineMiller1974
    @NadineMiller1974 Рік тому +89

    "Booty Tickle Pirate" 😂 ...thanks Nikko you never fail to make me laugh!
    Need an Angry Cops collab!!!

  • @Sammm107
    @Sammm107 Рік тому +31

    Niko is sometimes unhinged and that's why we love him

  • @nikkoortizshorts
    @nikkoortizshorts Рік тому +10

    Needed this today!

  • @TheRedMarauder
    @TheRedMarauder Рік тому +12

    My favorite thing about Rip It's. Our military consumed them so much, that they made a Military specific cans and flavors. LOL

  • @already__taken
    @already__taken Рік тому +92

    Niko never fails to fill us up and finish with a banger making us feel better for the day

  • @umbraviventem
    @umbraviventem Рік тому +36

    My daughter put my butter bar upside down during my commissioning, it was so embarrassing. I hope no one noticed.

    • @Oldgrunt95
      @Oldgrunt95 11 місяців тому +4

      Lol... surprised nobody got your comment...

    • @GavinSpence-mg9eh
      @GavinSpence-mg9eh 4 місяці тому +3

      Except for the......you know..... 30 people who upvoted it but okay

  • @AustinUsher-h3j
    @AustinUsher-h3j Рік тому +47

    thank you for helping me through some really tough times nikko seriously

  • @stevecarter2539
    @stevecarter2539 Рік тому +16

    The energy Nikko brings is what makes the videos so goo

    • @KnawedOne
      @KnawedOne 11 місяців тому

      Love Nikko’s posts.

    • @vidar188
      @vidar188 5 місяців тому +1

      His editor be putting in some work too

  • @hgoldman1738
    @hgoldman1738 Рік тому +41

    For that 120mm mortar clip, the baseplate wasn't set yet since the ground was so hard I bet they got the gun back up and sent another 4 rounds before going into the actual fires. Hope that helped👍🏼

    • @jameshoward6053
      @jameshoward6053 Рік тому +1

      as an 11C, that is what totally happened. we had the same thing happen where I'm at. It was not a fun day.

  • @spoopyboi1882
    @spoopyboi1882 Рік тому +9

    Being in the S-6, that 9 line and Repeat shit is so fucking real

  • @stillstellar04
    @stillstellar04 Рік тому +8

    Nikko can confirm, that zoom call wedding will not fly bro

  • @jeffery703
    @jeffery703 Рік тому +10

    Angry firefighter 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Twolotie
    @Twolotie Рік тому +20

    Nikko never fails to disappoint

  • @dylonpress7034
    @dylonpress7034 Рік тому +25

    Everyone thinks military grade stuff is tough but in reality if it breaks all the time than it's military grade

    • @akplumber4084
      @akplumber4084 10 місяців тому +1

      Well chances are that in a war its gonna get blown up shot at dufnibg war so y make it tough tough

    • @dylonpress7034
      @dylonpress7034 10 місяців тому

      @@akplumber4084 true 😂

  • @KandyNsoda
    @KandyNsoda Рік тому +21

    Rip it is 🔥. Especially when its all you can get

  • @Morbid_Freyja27
    @Morbid_Freyja27 Рік тому +8

    Getting married over Zoom? Oooh, hell no! 😂

  • @-Luna-tic.exe-
    @-Luna-tic.exe- Рік тому +6

    The recruiters never lied. You will have an amazing experience. The thing is, he never said it was going to be a GOOD amazing experience. 😏 at least he didnt get you with the "you want to be batman?"

  • @RangerBeef
    @RangerBeef Рік тому +18

    3:40 "Cuz Arty will shoot again!" Damn right. As an artilleryman, I've been out for years and repeat is still a dirty word for me.

    • @chopsticks4079
      @chopsticks4079 Рік тому

      That is interesting I mean we were told to say repeat your last in the navy

    • @RangerBeef
      @RangerBeef 11 місяців тому

      @@chopsticks4079 Yeah, for artillery, repeat means fire the last fire mission again. So we use "Say again."

  • @amfam100
    @amfam100 4 місяці тому +1

    5:00 is the greatest shit ever lolololol
    when he snaps his whole face towards the uniform lmfaoooooo "thats not the way thats supposed to be..."

  • @xxtipfizzyxx6857
    @xxtipfizzyxx6857 11 місяців тому +2

    9:05 pretty much summed up my entire time in the marines.

  • @AnthroWolf01
    @AnthroWolf01 Рік тому +5

    My senior lance made me write out the 9 line 100 times as "training". Not gonna lie though that same lance also forced me to buy a car from a dealer he had cut a deal with as in he drove me there left me there and said don't come back without a vehicle. Same lance corporal also made me write a letter to another Marines parents basically saying I was the reason they died. Had me rotated on fire watch every night for field exercises. Don't know what his malfunction was but he never broke me.

  • @MrDR1F7R
    @MrDR1F7R 11 місяців тому +2

    @9:00 COs face when kid square-gaits killed me xD

  • @skateata1
    @skateata1 10 місяців тому +2

    I laughed so hard when he deliberately ran into the tornado 😂

  • @CitizenFortress
    @CitizenFortress 11 місяців тому +1

    Dude no joke 8:25 had me rolling omg LMFAO

  • @jadarose4900
    @jadarose4900 3 місяці тому +1

    Watching this in a school bathroom while skipping class

  • @NatanDaTater
    @NatanDaTater Рік тому +4

    Bro the funniest clips are when dumbasses are being dumbasses, but everyone is having a good time rolling in shit.

  • @EiaMonivson
    @EiaMonivson Рік тому +1

    hello from Alaska!!! 2:18 It be like that here for sure. Cold as hell. But we built for this. He was not built for this. 😂

  • @Patriot1776-ju5ro
    @Patriot1776-ju5ro 11 місяців тому +1

    Ahhh yooo that pink thing though 😂😂😂😂

  • @skylergarrison
    @skylergarrison Рік тому +4

    Love these videos Nikko keep it up brother

  • @Minxdust547
    @Minxdust547 5 місяців тому +1

    "he a barracks bunny today" 😂😂😂😂

  • @wrynnshy
    @wrynnshy 7 місяців тому +1

    I could not stop laughing at the 9-line. I about face and walk away.

  • @JustTip922
    @JustTip922 5 місяців тому +2

    Number one injury in pak special forces gotta be tibia plateau fracture and acl combo.

  • @Scottagious
    @Scottagious Рік тому +4

    Thanks Nikko for blessing us with more great content!

  • @alexbeckerle1791
    @alexbeckerle1791 Рік тому +2

    Bro the dancing vid was from my TikTok this just made my year😂😭

  • @Mytoothmission
    @Mytoothmission Рік тому +2

    That 9 line with Will ferrell is So True

  • @hannahkeck7448
    @hannahkeck7448 Рік тому +10

    I needed content today thank you daddy Nikko 🙏🏻❤

  • @discardedroses
    @discardedroses Рік тому +7

    How does he not lose his voice yelling like that 😅

    • @rmt6933
      @rmt6933 Рік тому +1

      Because you learn how to yell in the military without losing your voice.

  • @Jensen1b7
    @Jensen1b7 Рік тому +3

    AWESOME VIDEO NIKKO, THANKS FOR MAKING ARE DAY!

  • @justa2919
    @justa2919 9 місяців тому +1

    That hair stuff girl actually made me laugh and I did like the video

  • @68TEQUILA
    @68TEQUILA 6 місяців тому

    @7:30 Those whiskey barracks hold many dark secrets and great memories

  • @Jamstaro1
    @Jamstaro1 10 місяців тому +2

    0:44 we have deemed your injury to be non service related

  • @LaylaEdits08
    @LaylaEdits08 Рік тому +3

    It’s a great day cause Nikko posted
    anddd tell channel I said hiiiii ❤

  • @BoilingDietCoke
    @BoilingDietCoke Рік тому +1

    Ty for posting these so I don't have to get Tik Cancer.

  • @ianlow7862
    @ianlow7862 10 місяців тому +1

    The clip at 8:15 had me rollin 🤣

  • @NipplWizard
    @NipplWizard 7 місяців тому

    The tube strokers main catch phrase at this point should just be "BARELY got away with it"

  • @eduardostapenko6808
    @eduardostapenko6808 Рік тому +3

    1:20 i'm noot a mortar man but maybe that mounting plate just slided and caused this

  • @petercuaz2408
    @petercuaz2408 10 місяців тому +1

    Yo nikko thanks for helping me through some really tough times.

  • @aronderocchi
    @aronderocchi 11 місяців тому +1

    7:35 ayoo the got sick moves 😂😂😂

  • @DdosedRS
    @DdosedRS 10 місяців тому +1

    Bro i woulda been rock hard at 8:30 and my ass getting sent to jail lmao

  • @BiggestMarph
    @BiggestMarph 11 місяців тому

    from the second i got to boot camp until family week, was screaming and running everywhere on Parris Island.

  • @Bandit-by8kl
    @Bandit-by8kl Рік тому +1

    I think that one with the Barbie Girl song playing, was my 68W AIT in Foxtrot

  • @doctor8342
    @doctor8342 4 місяці тому

    7:16 That's the ministry if silly walks!

  • @joshuamaxwell8376
    @joshuamaxwell8376 9 місяців тому

    Me as a FISTER, yes you can say repeat. If the target is still active, repeat that FFE.

  • @blackhawks81H
    @blackhawks81H 11 місяців тому

    Got married over a zoom call "Babe I gotta go, Jody needs to use his computer" 😂

  • @amyjordan7968
    @amyjordan7968 Рік тому +1

    Nikko is the best youtuber 😃

  • @Marco_55555
    @Marco_55555 Рік тому +2

    Nikko is the goat

  • @chemtrooper
    @chemtrooper 11 місяців тому

    She wore a raaaaasberry beret. The kind that you get from a second hand store. 😂

  • @Sniper_Man_Clips
    @Sniper_Man_Clips Рік тому +3

    Hey I was here when you streamed this on twitch! Hope your doing good keep it up bro❤

  • @derricklayne6657
    @derricklayne6657 Рік тому +1

    ITS A GREAT DAY WHEN NIKKO POST!!!

  • @aurorauplinks
    @aurorauplinks 11 місяців тому +1

    Your good people Nikko :)

  • @scoutsaresilentdeath8775
    @scoutsaresilentdeath8775 7 місяців тому

    Well, Quinteros didn't have glasses, but he was short...............LMFAO

  • @kmarch6630
    @kmarch6630 Рік тому +1

    Two channels I watch because they're so funny and so loud - Nikko and Charlotte Dobre. Its like being at a party with them.

    • @KnawedOne
      @KnawedOne 11 місяців тому

      Ah, Charlotte is the best

  • @PyroReaver
    @PyroReaver Рік тому +3

    07:25 are my boys!!! Soldier Medics, Warrior Spirit!!

    • @Bandit-by8kl
      @Bandit-by8kl Рік тому

      I hated that dude dancing with the glasses he was a real b it ch

  • @0809Scooter1
    @0809Scooter1 7 місяців тому

    I was FDC and can tell you it only took one time getting kicked in the head from saying repeat on the radio, it never happened again.

  • @Ranger62900
    @Ranger62900 Рік тому +2

    Love your videos Nikko, keep it up 👍

  • @BigGiantGinger
    @BigGiantGinger 11 місяців тому

    I did private security, my supervisor was retired army (from like late 80s to early 2000s) he had the practically had the same reaction to anyone that said repeat over the radio

  • @Nathan15038
    @Nathan15038 Рік тому

    4:30 yo, that is angry cop sick you know it’s gonna be a banger 😂

  • @alfonsoPina
    @alfonsoPina Рік тому +1

    You are outa control Niko. but I love ya homie

  • @hecatrix777
    @hecatrix777 Рік тому +1

    most confusing first thing that happened at bmt was the MTIs yelling at us to hurry up and we started running and the yelled even louder "NO RUNNING IN THE SQUAD BAY!!!" so we went back to walking and then HURRY UP I SAID!!! fast walking became the norm that day

  • @diasent
    @diasent 17 днів тому

    When I served, we had literal pins in our collars and we stuck those fucking things to our collar bones.

  • @TemplarMedic
    @TemplarMedic Рік тому

    In 1988 I took my Marine Corps Dress Blues to the tailor on Fort Wadsworth, Staten Island. I asked them if they understood Marine Corps regs for Chevrons..."oh yeah, we will do it right". No. No it was not correct. My little PFC wings were sewn on down by my elbow.

  • @JessLayton
    @JessLayton Рік тому +1

    Nikkos videos always help me get by 😊 especially on difficult days

  • @reep3x2
    @reep3x2 Рік тому +3

    That Pakistan march is ridiculous.

  • @riverrat1980
    @riverrat1980 Рік тому

    The Adam bleeps 🐓got me 💀☠️☠️

  • @brianmitchell719
    @brianmitchell719 Рік тому

    Lmao they straight thought that angry cop was a pilot

  • @solace001
    @solace001 11 місяців тому

    Grandma thought he was Navy!

  • @Keirfey
    @Keirfey 6 місяців тому

    It's the wind that will get you in cold weather...

  • @Gamers-Rise-Up
    @Gamers-Rise-Up 9 місяців тому

    11:16 he joined the assassins brotherhood frfr on gawd 💀

  • @25jaimie
    @25jaimie 11 місяців тому

    9:02 omfg im dying laughing right now. the fucking head turn and the look on his fucking face lmfao jesus christ dude i cant right now

  • @fshalor738
    @fshalor738 8 місяців тому

    This was the laugh I needed tonight. Thank you. For ... everything.
    ... Is this where I'm supposed to ?

  • @vagabond142
    @vagabond142 10 місяців тому

    2:32 There is a saying in the Canadian Forces Infantry from winter training: "You aren't cold until you're army cold." Don't know if you have that same saying in the States.

  • @BaronNate
    @BaronNate Рік тому

    I agree. Reception SUCKS.

  • @eliyoungblood4234
    @eliyoungblood4234 11 місяців тому

    SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE LEG!

  • @allenbowling4316
    @allenbowling4316 Рік тому +1

    7:20 I love the fact I know the guy in this video so much 🤣🤣🤣

  • @CrayonEater105
    @CrayonEater105 Рік тому

    I saw the truck filled with monster, and at that moment i realized i was joining the military

  • @Reidswartz
    @Reidswartz Рік тому +1

    You are the best UA-camr

  • @Babanananna
    @Babanananna 11 місяців тому

    Those 11c are fine. Sometimes it does that. The round goes quicker than the tube bouncing. It’s scary when the tube moves and then the round goes in the tube.

  • @alexisevans2874
    @alexisevans2874 11 місяців тому

    Mfs got to walk in I ran over a mile with my shit 😭😭😭

  • @eduardostapenko6808
    @eduardostapenko6808 Рік тому +4

    4:13 not really crazy, it's ok to have fun
    (most things i know are about dogs and Agility, so i can mistake)

  • @JohnSmith-fo5cx
    @JohnSmith-fo5cx Рік тому

    Grandma intentionally put that shit upside down lol.

  • @alexanderguerrero6298
    @alexanderguerrero6298 Рік тому +2

    2:46
    N: No
    C: Criminal
    I: Is
    S: Safe

  • @NoRainy643
    @NoRainy643 Рік тому +1

    Thanks for filling me up with content again

  • @outlaw-cn1ee
    @outlaw-cn1ee Рік тому

    The guy in the black hoodie yelling is my nco😂

  • @hank08bear
    @hank08bear 11 місяців тому

    at 9:16 it looks like the marsh during the Vietnam scene where forest gump was filmed

  • @ChrisinOSMS
    @ChrisinOSMS 6 місяців тому

    Grandma was Air Force, probably.

  • @Ghxst-66d7
    @Ghxst-66d7 Місяць тому +1

    4:57 this guy is handsome and hilarious

  • @GreasyBeasty
    @GreasyBeasty Рік тому +1

    You go in poor and come out either a homeless veteran or a patriotic himless veteran.
    Vs. going in rich and staying at a desk job for 8-15yrs and leaving with a pension and a future in politics or the FBI