Funniest Military Fails Part 17

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  • Опубліковано 16 гру 2024

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  • @SoupSandwich116
    @SoupSandwich116 2 місяці тому +205

    Bro translated the Brazilian words (Portuguese) to English via the Spanish to English option. We're gonna need that Latino last name back.😂

    • @FamineWolf
      @FamineWolf 2 місяці тому +4

      Didn't even notice that. bruh. 💀

    • @MrWorstNews
      @MrWorstNews 2 місяці тому

      Brazilian is a disgusting language.

  • @Kalain2237
    @Kalain2237 2 місяці тому +66

    I love his insinuation at the end that he’s a government Psyop.

    • @PixelSageYT
      @PixelSageYT 2 місяці тому +2

      I thought he was talking about Mat Best as being the OG Psy OP

  • @JaymoBR097
    @JaymoBR097 2 місяці тому +147

    I was in the marines and a cpl spit on me slapped me and made me say aye aye daddy..... and that's the moment I knew I wasn't completely straight 😂

  • @KineticThrone21
    @KineticThrone21 2 місяці тому +190

    Today is a good day when niko uploads

  • @JulieParker-z4i
    @JulieParker-z4i 2 місяці тому +32

    Thanks!

  • @jaye1967
    @jaye1967 2 місяці тому +16

    That's right guys, it's not deployed in a combat zone, it's a government sponsored vacation in an exotic and exciting location.

  • @kawaii_akuma9267
    @kawaii_akuma9267 2 місяці тому +35

    "Oi bruv, release the tactical attack hobbit."

    • @clarysstoryboard3317
      @clarysstoryboard3317 2 місяці тому +4

      Hope they don't let the intrusive thoughts win and throw him.

    • @Elbobeberneb
      @Elbobeberneb 2 місяці тому +5

      @@clarysstoryboard3317 just as long as they dont tell the elf

    • @drydogg
      @drydogg 2 місяці тому +1

      That's a Leprechaun they imported from Northern Ireland!

  • @kal9908
    @kal9908 2 місяці тому +166

    Me last week
    Me looking at gny "Kamala said we're not deploying"
    Jackson "Shut the Fuck up and get in the fucking plane"

    • @EMCCyclone-kq9bb
      @EMCCyclone-kq9bb 2 місяці тому +4

      Exactly bro

    • @YetiTurmoil
      @YetiTurmoil 2 місяці тому

      She said to an active warzone…which she’s right…

  • @Addyson_24
    @Addyson_24 2 місяці тому +8

    Nikko!!! Your videos saved my life I wouldn’t be here today if it wasn’t for you. Thanks man!

  • @MisterNukem
    @MisterNukem 2 місяці тому +17

    I’m staring down 17 years in and I don’t regret anything. The Army has been a decent abusive spouse and I still think I can change him…

  • @zacherytantaros4309
    @zacherytantaros4309 2 місяці тому +34

    Nikko is secretly a recruiter for the military

  • @arashghooorb
    @arashghooorb 2 місяці тому +20

    bro just outed him self as psy op

  • @leodavis4242
    @leodavis4242 Місяць тому +1

    7:36
    The medieval barracks party 🤣 omfg that's hilarious 😂

  • @NollieFlipX
    @NollieFlipX 2 місяці тому +1

    8:55 - Nikko losing it, God that was great lol

  • @Andrew_on_tv
    @Andrew_on_tv 2 місяці тому +2

    Niko is 100% in the recruiting business. Can’t convince me otherwise 😂

  • @kennedystarr8094
    @kennedystarr8094 2 місяці тому +11

    My brother in law is literally deployed right now.. unless Camel sent him to Turkey on vacay… 😂

    • @bananamontana1136
      @bananamontana1136 2 місяці тому +1

      Turkey sure does sound like a warzone with it currently being in no wars

    • @rileyhooper7911
      @rileyhooper7911 2 місяці тому +1

      It’s not a deployment it’s a tactical vacation 😎😂

    • @itsHaniiMusic
      @itsHaniiMusic 2 місяці тому +1

      I mean... I don't know what she was on while saying this, but where he is isn't a warzone and she was talking about warzones

  • @RageCreati0n
    @RageCreati0n 2 місяці тому +7

    Nikko is all the psyop I need 🤤😤

  • @AflacMan13
    @AflacMan13 2 місяці тому +7

    Closest Gay Experience in The Military:
    I'm Bi. What do you think? 😂

    • @UrUnclesadvice
      @UrUnclesadvice 2 місяці тому +3

      Well playing the double adaptor in the middle?

  • @BubbaPat
    @BubbaPat 2 місяці тому +2

    Having dealt with military paper pushers and attorneys, we don’t have guys technically in war zones.

  • @402SHO
    @402SHO 2 місяці тому +16

    Was that a Suzuki Cappuccino on its side LOL😂 who ever flipped that better watch their backs. That little car is imported and parts hard to really hard to find.

  • @Knoxium94
    @Knoxium94 2 місяці тому +1

    "Hehe, we put a jet fuel in a LTV vroom vroom" LMAO😂

  • @Zachvang2
    @Zachvang2 2 місяці тому +1

    My grandpa was in the Vietnam war,he survived the war and never got PTSD,I gotta say that’s quite impressive to not die in a war while not having trauma from the same war.anyway he’s a retired veteran and he is very much alive(he’s 60 something years old)

  • @robertmitchelljr7425
    @robertmitchelljr7425 Місяць тому

    Nikko! 10 years NG. Never deployed, tried but never accepted. Love your content.

  • @christianfreedom-seeker2025
    @christianfreedom-seeker2025 2 місяці тому

    Nikko bro your videos get me laughing SO HARD because my Dad was Marines/Army (mostly Army) and when he threw "shade" at me it took me YEARS to figure out that he was being sarcastic. He was just TOO GOOD at it! 😜

  • @Bell_..
    @Bell_.. 2 місяці тому +2

    Love the Military fails vids 😍

    • @Graffbomr
      @Graffbomr 2 місяці тому

      They really are good at it . I mean they failed winning a war

  • @theBroG
    @theBroG 2 місяці тому +1

    GRATS on 3 000 000 bro!

  • @pieter_v.h.3539
    @pieter_v.h.3539 2 місяці тому +2

    Yoooo Nikko !!! I loooovvvveeeee uuuuuuuu😂❤

  • @JaydenLand
    @JaydenLand 2 місяці тому +2

    If Nikko is a Psyop for anything, it's to promote AR pistol ownership and casually browsing Grindr as a "straight" man.

  • @Ttvbtdauraa
    @Ttvbtdauraa 2 місяці тому

    Nikko makes my day even if I’m going through depression or something else he makes me laugh every time keep it up Nikko I love you

  • @tomatenn3709
    @tomatenn3709 2 місяці тому +2

    Sick as fuck but gotta stay on that Nikko Ortiz grind

  • @Moonstone1776
    @Moonstone1776 2 місяці тому +1

    10:41 I saw your dog and it reminded me to give a hug to her German Shepard and I will give him a hug for you.

  • @mrvoid5821
    @mrvoid5821 2 місяці тому

    i love that nikko uploads right after school

  • @anthonyscopelite3057
    @anthonyscopelite3057 2 місяці тому +2

    "they aren't midgets bro... They be hobbits"❣️💯🙏😂😂😂

  • @jacobchild3109
    @jacobchild3109 2 місяці тому

    Going through a rough time. Thanks for lightening the stress with your videos

  • @BearsClaw
    @BearsClaw 2 місяці тому +1

    Just saw the Sierra Bravo Ad on UA-cam 😂 I was like "aye its fcking Niko!!!!"

  • @EZYfn-j7j
    @EZYfn-j7j 2 місяці тому

    I always love these videos

  • @just_yoni
    @just_yoni 2 місяці тому +5

    Washed the homies back after a 3 week field in Korea

  • @Kat097
    @Kat097 Місяць тому

    4:49
    I'm a female and I agree when I say "Equal rights, equal fights"

  • @Gtrr35supra
    @Gtrr35supra 2 місяці тому +27

    Nikko do more smash or pass your gun combo plz plz plz

    • @Ewetoobizknotseys
      @Ewetoobizknotseys 2 місяці тому +1

      For real...I was waiting for that, and then I saw on discord (which I got specifically for that) that they weren't gonna let him have gun pics posted anymore, so I don't know what's going on with that

    • @Gtrr35supra
      @Gtrr35supra 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Ewetoobizknotseys ok

    • @animousworks
      @animousworks 2 місяці тому +1

      This!!!

  • @jabawakee99
    @jabawakee99 2 місяці тому +1

    You're right Nikko. The first psyop was a dude, and he slayed a dragon and got some dress blues after it. 😂

    • @cuachogaidh
      @cuachogaidh 2 місяці тому

      I remember that commercial

  • @ericking4538
    @ericking4538 2 місяці тому

    6:40 Nikko: Put a towel to avoid scratching the paint on the car.
    The mirror is gonna be find.

  • @dsdsdsdsd-x2m
    @dsdsdsdsd-x2m 2 місяці тому

    This is what I find myself watching on my family day fun, been 2 months without UA-cam oh lord.

  • @Bennetts_Fabrication_Welding
    @Bennetts_Fabrication_Welding 2 місяці тому

    Life part timer, nasty girl, weekend warrior. I got 19 years in, 1 left for my 20 in the army guard. Never been deployed, but have been activated 6 times and stood down every time. Wild

  • @Ghostsniper-o8l
    @Ghostsniper-o8l 2 місяці тому

    I love your videos, Nikko

  • @mcdonaldm73
    @mcdonaldm73 2 місяці тому +1

    @3:20 it's Ricky Chitlin! It's a beautiful day. At the Circle K! Friggin awesome!

  • @Brodman2k
    @Brodman2k 2 місяці тому

    "Couldn't be me" is insane after saying "A guy with a dump truck ass"

  • @drydogg
    @drydogg 2 місяці тому

    That cat was the highest-ranking member on the team!

  • @blizzchill1183
    @blizzchill1183 2 місяці тому

    Hi Niko! Just found your channel the other day and I’m loving it! ❤️

  • @SlimeGaming_YT
    @SlimeGaming_YT 2 місяці тому

    Been WAITING for this one

  • @indibreathin
    @indibreathin 2 місяці тому

    Late to the Nikko train, but your videos are 💯 definitely a new fav channel! Keep it up 💪🏼

  • @codymcfarland5206
    @codymcfarland5206 2 місяці тому +6

    10:45 obviously your talking about angry cops

  • @Jeruqz
    @Jeruqz 2 місяці тому

    Love the content bro ❤

  • @PossiblyJudge
    @PossiblyJudge 2 місяці тому

    1:50 Nikko's Fear turned to laughter 🤣😂

  • @kennethh8133
    @kennethh8133 2 місяці тому

    First Psy Op was definitely targeted at Navy recruiting 😂

  • @ElQuintoViernesAzul
    @ElQuintoViernesAzul 2 місяці тому +4

    8:59 sleeping with you

  • @bobular-r1e
    @bobular-r1e 2 місяці тому

    i love ur videos, going through a breakup rn this is really helping lol

  • @ivanwilliams7413
    @ivanwilliams7413 2 місяці тому

    My dad wouldve LOVED that AF Recruiing vid. And that joke.

  • @benjaminliebherr4154
    @benjaminliebherr4154 2 місяці тому

    That last psyop joke cracked me up.

  • @JacobN-p7l
    @JacobN-p7l 2 місяці тому +1

    Im signing up right now 😂

  • @loyd-v8y
    @loyd-v8y 2 місяці тому

    nikko i love your vids

  • @Theoggamer01827
    @Theoggamer01827 2 місяці тому +1

    Cute dog 🐕

  • @necroslegion6683
    @necroslegion6683 2 місяці тому +2

    The moment I saw the launcher fail it's job I went :"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

  • @ellele221
    @ellele221 2 місяці тому

    You make me a worse person. I love it.

  • @gingermangamer8870
    @gingermangamer8870 2 місяці тому

    i love these videos

  • @skuffingtin
    @skuffingtin 2 місяці тому

    I love you nikko!!!

  • @jaimefogarty2494
    @jaimefogarty2494 2 місяці тому

    Nikko is the man

  • @Chaosdemon-1
    @Chaosdemon-1 2 місяці тому

    LOVE YOU NIKKO

  • @chrissoup4683
    @chrissoup4683 2 місяці тому

    Oh hell nah, you put a spider in anything and hand it to me, we fighting for sure.

  • @CaptMac-zw8mz
    @CaptMac-zw8mz 2 місяці тому

    LOL! Good shit!!

  • @JacobThornton-vs5gq
    @JacobThornton-vs5gq 2 місяці тому +2

    dawg that first kip sheesh lol thriller boi lol

  • @dk3941
    @dk3941 2 місяці тому

    😂 There eating the pets 😂

  • @Veheloth
    @Veheloth 2 місяці тому

    I need to see nikko play arma reforger. We need to hear the voice chat if you do lol. 😂

  • @lemuelruss8973
    @lemuelruss8973 2 місяці тому

    Me and all the other E5s in my company would chug a Red Bull right at 1130, and nap until 1300. Woke up ready for anything lol

  • @bob888-s1t
    @bob888-s1t 2 місяці тому

    LETS GO GUYS 3MILLION!

  • @mattm9204
    @mattm9204 2 місяці тому

    These are great 🤣

  • @Drowko
    @Drowko 2 місяці тому

    The 2 for 1 Front to Back Saw Special pulling better security than Nikko's Team in Afghanistan.

  • @bretsubotnik1777
    @bretsubotnik1777 2 місяці тому

    I served 85 to90, USMC, 0311,glad we didn't have phones, you are entertaining

  • @benjiman46
    @benjiman46 Місяць тому

    10:40 there's no way Nikko hasn't shafted that dog...

  • @xmarqsdaspot2391
    @xmarqsdaspot2391 2 місяці тому

    Nikko was the OG Psyop.

  • @richardsimonson5164
    @richardsimonson5164 Місяць тому

    Dude your the best

  • @zachsattack_2020
    @zachsattack_2020 2 місяці тому

    Yooo nikko!!!

  • @Samurai-stef
    @Samurai-stef 2 місяці тому

    Cool video also congrats on 3 mil. I might be late for 3 mil.

  • @adamcarabello6327
    @adamcarabello6327 2 місяці тому

    Love your Videos Nikko.... No regret being a lifer

  • @StagWithLag
    @StagWithLag 2 місяці тому

    Niko, don't encourage the rolling the small car, you always bust something. If you have enough peeps rotate the car so they get stuck or have to do some weird ass driving to get out 😂

  • @Un_-stablcx
    @Un_-stablcx 2 місяці тому

    U is my favorite UA-camr

  • @ffc_souls8585
    @ffc_souls8585 2 місяці тому

    I love u nikko❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @LemanRussVanquisher
    @LemanRussVanquisher 2 місяці тому

    9:09 got to hand it to the SEALs, they went HARD on the PR and now they are basically the only Special Ops type dudes that your average civilian who doesn't care about the military knows about.

  • @xwinter__riderx9155
    @xwinter__riderx9155 2 місяці тому +2

    These never get old, but Nikko does.
    Also, Kamala is goofy af

  • @BrendanScott-f8x
    @BrendanScott-f8x 2 місяці тому

    love niko😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

  • @raseri8497
    @raseri8497 2 місяці тому +3

    3:01 I wish my boyfriend was being sent to Idaho, he does, too. But no, he gets sent to New York (for now). I cant move, but, boy, he will, lol. We each got our six years squared away. Mine in college, his in the army

  • @kennethmahurin1794
    @kennethmahurin1794 2 місяці тому

    They flipped the cappuccino 😂

  • @rolandreynoso1392
    @rolandreynoso1392 2 місяці тому

    There was no door and yet the grenade still missed the opening😂

  • @leon6777
    @leon6777 2 місяці тому +1

    Is that the Cuban flags at 0:24? 😂

  • @adammorgan6229
    @adammorgan6229 2 місяці тому

    4:45 To be fair, there’s probably match-ups between guys that also go that way.

  • @MrDakkyz
    @MrDakkyz 2 місяці тому

    That intro has me rolling

  • @Hubertus_Vagerus_Gamer
    @Hubertus_Vagerus_Gamer 2 місяці тому

    congrats U GOT 3 MIL SUBS!🤗🤗✨✨✨✨✨✨🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊🎊🎇🎇🎇🎇🎆🎆🎈🎈

  • @Yuukichan1888
    @Yuukichan1888 2 місяці тому

    Pole dancing with the branches

  • @carmenburton4918
    @carmenburton4918 2 місяці тому

    Not the scroll!!😂

  • @sergiodominguez9558
    @sergiodominguez9558 Місяць тому

    1:03 never showed his face again😂

  • @hickhok41
    @hickhok41 2 місяці тому

    heard from some old dude. if you dont want to get stopped, just walk fast and look pissed. or hold a clipboard in your hand.