Was that a Suzuki Cappuccino on its side LOL😂 who ever flipped that better watch their backs. That little car is imported and parts hard to really hard to find.
My grandpa was in the Vietnam war,he survived the war and never got PTSD,I gotta say that’s quite impressive to not die in a war while not having trauma from the same war.anyway he’s a retired veteran and he is very much alive(he’s 60 something years old)
Nikko bro your videos get me laughing SO HARD because my Dad was Marines/Army (mostly Army) and when he threw "shade" at me it took me YEARS to figure out that he was being sarcastic. He was just TOO GOOD at it! 😜
For real...I was waiting for that, and then I saw on discord (which I got specifically for that) that they weren't gonna let him have gun pics posted anymore, so I don't know what's going on with that
Life part timer, nasty girl, weekend warrior. I got 19 years in, 1 left for my 20 in the army guard. Never been deployed, but have been activated 6 times and stood down every time. Wild
Niko, don't encourage the rolling the small car, you always bust something. If you have enough peeps rotate the car so they get stuck or have to do some weird ass driving to get out 😂
9:09 got to hand it to the SEALs, they went HARD on the PR and now they are basically the only Special Ops type dudes that your average civilian who doesn't care about the military knows about.
3:01 I wish my boyfriend was being sent to Idaho, he does, too. But no, he gets sent to New York (for now). I cant move, but, boy, he will, lol. We each got our six years squared away. Mine in college, his in the army
Bro translated the Brazilian words (Portuguese) to English via the Spanish to English option. We're gonna need that Latino last name back.😂
Didn't even notice that. bruh. 💀
Brazilian is a disgusting language.
I love his insinuation at the end that he’s a government Psyop.
I thought he was talking about Mat Best as being the OG Psy OP
I was in the marines and a cpl spit on me slapped me and made me say aye aye daddy..... and that's the moment I knew I wasn't completely straight 😂
thats fucking willdddddd lmaooo
😂😂😂😂
Gae!
Marines be on some shit my guy
Thank you for your service?
Today is a good day when niko uploads
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Naah
Exactly
Agreed
Faxxxxx
Thanks!
W julie (chain Por favor)
w julie
chains suck!
That's right guys, it's not deployed in a combat zone, it's a government sponsored vacation in an exotic and exciting location.
Appreciate the rhyme
"Oi bruv, release the tactical attack hobbit."
Hope they don't let the intrusive thoughts win and throw him.
@@clarysstoryboard3317 just as long as they dont tell the elf
That's a Leprechaun they imported from Northern Ireland!
Me last week
Me looking at gny "Kamala said we're not deploying"
Jackson "Shut the Fuck up and get in the fucking plane"
Exactly bro
She said to an active warzone…which she’s right…
Nikko!!! Your videos saved my life I wouldn’t be here today if it wasn’t for you. Thanks man!
I’m staring down 17 years in and I don’t regret anything. The Army has been a decent abusive spouse and I still think I can change him…
lmao🤣😂
hope you are safe
Nikko is secretly a recruiter for the military
bro just outed him self as psy op
Wym
7:36
The medieval barracks party 🤣 omfg that's hilarious 😂
8:55 - Nikko losing it, God that was great lol
Niko is 100% in the recruiting business. Can’t convince me otherwise 😂
My brother in law is literally deployed right now.. unless Camel sent him to Turkey on vacay… 😂
Turkey sure does sound like a warzone with it currently being in no wars
It’s not a deployment it’s a tactical vacation 😎😂
I mean... I don't know what she was on while saying this, but where he is isn't a warzone and she was talking about warzones
Nikko is all the psyop I need 🤤😤
Closest Gay Experience in The Military:
I'm Bi. What do you think? 😂
Well playing the double adaptor in the middle?
Having dealt with military paper pushers and attorneys, we don’t have guys technically in war zones.
Was that a Suzuki Cappuccino on its side LOL😂 who ever flipped that better watch their backs. That little car is imported and parts hard to really hard to find.
"Hehe, we put a jet fuel in a LTV vroom vroom" LMAO😂
My grandpa was in the Vietnam war,he survived the war and never got PTSD,I gotta say that’s quite impressive to not die in a war while not having trauma from the same war.anyway he’s a retired veteran and he is very much alive(he’s 60 something years old)
Nikko! 10 years NG. Never deployed, tried but never accepted. Love your content.
Nikko bro your videos get me laughing SO HARD because my Dad was Marines/Army (mostly Army) and when he threw "shade" at me it took me YEARS to figure out that he was being sarcastic. He was just TOO GOOD at it! 😜
Love the Military fails vids 😍
They really are good at it . I mean they failed winning a war
GRATS on 3 000 000 bro!
Yoooo Nikko !!! I loooovvvveeeee uuuuuuuu😂❤
If Nikko is a Psyop for anything, it's to promote AR pistol ownership and casually browsing Grindr as a "straight" man.
Nikko makes my day even if I’m going through depression or something else he makes me laugh every time keep it up Nikko I love you
Sick as fuck but gotta stay on that Nikko Ortiz grind
10:41 I saw your dog and it reminded me to give a hug to her German Shepard and I will give him a hug for you.
i love that nikko uploads right after school
"they aren't midgets bro... They be hobbits"❣️💯🙏😂😂😂
Going through a rough time. Thanks for lightening the stress with your videos
Just saw the Sierra Bravo Ad on UA-cam 😂 I was like "aye its fcking Niko!!!!"
I always love these videos
Washed the homies back after a 3 week field in Korea
4:49
I'm a female and I agree when I say "Equal rights, equal fights"
Nikko do more smash or pass your gun combo plz plz plz
For real...I was waiting for that, and then I saw on discord (which I got specifically for that) that they weren't gonna let him have gun pics posted anymore, so I don't know what's going on with that
@@Ewetoobizknotseys ok
This!!!
You're right Nikko. The first psyop was a dude, and he slayed a dragon and got some dress blues after it. 😂
I remember that commercial
6:40 Nikko: Put a towel to avoid scratching the paint on the car.
The mirror is gonna be find.
This is what I find myself watching on my family day fun, been 2 months without UA-cam oh lord.
Life part timer, nasty girl, weekend warrior. I got 19 years in, 1 left for my 20 in the army guard. Never been deployed, but have been activated 6 times and stood down every time. Wild
I love your videos, Nikko
@3:20 it's Ricky Chitlin! It's a beautiful day. At the Circle K! Friggin awesome!
"Couldn't be me" is insane after saying "A guy with a dump truck ass"
That cat was the highest-ranking member on the team!
Hi Niko! Just found your channel the other day and I’m loving it! ❤️
Been WAITING for this one
Late to the Nikko train, but your videos are 💯 definitely a new fav channel! Keep it up 💪🏼
10:45 obviously your talking about angry cops
Love the content bro ❤
1:50 Nikko's Fear turned to laughter 🤣😂
First Psy Op was definitely targeted at Navy recruiting 😂
8:59 sleeping with you
i love ur videos, going through a breakup rn this is really helping lol
My dad wouldve LOVED that AF Recruiing vid. And that joke.
That last psyop joke cracked me up.
Im signing up right now 😂
nikko i love your vids
Cute dog 🐕
The moment I saw the launcher fail it's job I went :"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
You make me a worse person. I love it.
i love these videos
I love you nikko!!!
Nikko is the man
LOVE YOU NIKKO
Oh hell nah, you put a spider in anything and hand it to me, we fighting for sure.
LOL! Good shit!!
dawg that first kip sheesh lol thriller boi lol
😂 There eating the pets 😂
I need to see nikko play arma reforger. We need to hear the voice chat if you do lol. 😂
Me and all the other E5s in my company would chug a Red Bull right at 1130, and nap until 1300. Woke up ready for anything lol
LETS GO GUYS 3MILLION!
These are great 🤣
The 2 for 1 Front to Back Saw Special pulling better security than Nikko's Team in Afghanistan.
I served 85 to90, USMC, 0311,glad we didn't have phones, you are entertaining
10:40 there's no way Nikko hasn't shafted that dog...
Nikko was the OG Psyop.
Dude your the best
Yooo nikko!!!
Cool video also congrats on 3 mil. I might be late for 3 mil.
Love your Videos Nikko.... No regret being a lifer
Niko, don't encourage the rolling the small car, you always bust something. If you have enough peeps rotate the car so they get stuck or have to do some weird ass driving to get out 😂
U is my favorite UA-camr
I love u nikko❤️❤️❤️❤️
9:09 got to hand it to the SEALs, they went HARD on the PR and now they are basically the only Special Ops type dudes that your average civilian who doesn't care about the military knows about.
These never get old, but Nikko does.
Also, Kamala is goofy af
love niko😘😘😘😘😘😘😘
3:01 I wish my boyfriend was being sent to Idaho, he does, too. But no, he gets sent to New York (for now). I cant move, but, boy, he will, lol. We each got our six years squared away. Mine in college, his in the army
They flipped the cappuccino 😂
There was no door and yet the grenade still missed the opening😂
Is that the Cuban flags at 0:24? 😂
Puerto Rican flag
4:45 To be fair, there’s probably match-ups between guys that also go that way.
That intro has me rolling
congrats U GOT 3 MIL SUBS!🤗🤗✨✨✨✨✨✨🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊🎊🎇🎇🎇🎇🎆🎆🎈🎈
Pole dancing with the branches
Not the scroll!!😂
1:03 never showed his face again😂
heard from some old dude. if you dont want to get stopped, just walk fast and look pissed. or hold a clipboard in your hand.