Military TikTok Fails | Part 5

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  • @Ais-pd6yl
    @Ais-pd6yl Рік тому +168

    that "you were made to be a driver in the army" resonated, every male in my family who could join did so and became a truck driver then after service they kept driving trucks.

  • @rickyrotten1670
    @rickyrotten1670 Рік тому +53

    The "NOOOOO!" when the ants were in the food had genuine heartbreak in it. You can tell it's happened to him before. I can only imagine having limited opportunities to enjoy good food and have it be ruined

  • @Hughjanus454
    @Hughjanus454 Рік тому +32

    Asking who wants to go back to boot is like asking who wants to go back to jail not many people hate themselves that much

    • @Benwut
      @Benwut Рік тому +2

      Fr bro. I haven't personally served, but my older brother has, and what he said about bootcamp is the reason I didn't enlist after highschool lmao. (Also, I'm australian, so our drill sergeants can be a lot meaner than American ones can today). But, I have been to jail, and not a god damn chance I'd go back there lmao

  • @idbuddy2184
    @idbuddy2184 Рік тому +38

    Funny thing about the boot camp my dad joined the Marines twice. The First was for Vietnam and when asked why he did for the 2nd he said he had a hard time finding a job and at least he was getting paid something.

  • @Orrestes13
    @Orrestes13 Рік тому +31

    Worse thing is having a 20 year old corporal explain finances to you like they know how to live.

  • @spartan9458
    @spartan9458 Рік тому +6

    You just had to remind me that I had tinnitus...
    LMAO I Love your videos man!

  • @Ønyxłoa911
    @Ønyxłoa911 10 місяців тому +7

    0:10 my great grandpa had the same thing happen to him because they wouldn’t reschedule the jump. The wind was so bad that they all got dragged into cars and trees.

  • @dragonstarv8154
    @dragonstarv8154 Рік тому +1

    I was walking to the MCX and saw an MCT Trainee get arrested for stealing a Cliff bar because he was hungry and spent his whole pay on a laptop. This was according to the MP I was chill with for a while. Not sure if the dude getting arrested by the MP was that dude but I could tell that was the MCX on New River.

  • @ofpmarine
    @ofpmarine Рік тому +23

    No way in hell would I go back to boot camp 😂

  • @je425
    @je425 5 місяців тому +3

    That hoverboard video was a CWO3 pilot, our C.O said "No hoverboards". He said, bro I'm a field grade, fuck outta here.

  • @oliviabridges8908
    @oliviabridges8908 Рік тому +7

    So glad I thought about checking my phone! Love his videos! They always lighten up my day😂

  • @fluffycat6373
    @fluffycat6373 Рік тому +2

    War is not the answer
    But it shure is fun

  • @AlphaKiloPolitics
    @AlphaKiloPolitics Рік тому +1

    "yeah, fuckin respond!" got me weak lmaooo

  • @EpicValleysStill
    @EpicValleysStill Рік тому +2

    Bro the ear pro one got me triggered af. LMFAO

  • @seastriker2877
    @seastriker2877 Рік тому +1

    YEAH
    another video, and I was waiting so long for something entertaining

  • @kellyprice8543
    @kellyprice8543 Рік тому +6

    Love this Man's Content

  • @jacobmosovich
    @jacobmosovich Рік тому +8

    I would go back to boot camp. I have never gained so much in my life as when in boot camp. I was on it i was determined. I had drill sgts keeping me focused on that training. I didnt just give up after the first day my ass was there. I was in my prime by AIT.

  • @RexshaTheOneAndOnly
    @RexshaTheOneAndOnly Рік тому +5

    My dog and I literally had our ears ringing horribly from that 😂😂😂

  • @rubyredrattler2809
    @rubyredrattler2809 11 місяців тому +2

    1:02 just gunna say ouch my tinnitus especially when it wakes you up at night

  • @msgoblue71
    @msgoblue71 Рік тому +9

    I'm never eating peanut butter again! Lol

  • @nikkoortizshorts
    @nikkoortizshorts Рік тому +5

    Military fails are too much

  • @SonOfNone
    @SonOfNone Рік тому +2

    I have permanent tinnitus in my right ear. Been ringing since april 2019, non-stop. 10/10, would recommemd 😂

  • @NoRainy643
    @NoRainy643 Рік тому +74

    Nikko never fails to fill me up

  • @kayrenee5340
    @kayrenee5340 8 місяців тому +1

    Yes I would go back to basic 😂 you get paid to follow some simple rules, eat, sleep, workout and learn about the military. I was at my peak fitness at that point. Question though, does that mean I can go back to no back pain?

  • @col.mustard1233
    @col.mustard1233 Рік тому +5

    Wall locker coming down the stairs is definitely basic training!

  • @KittyyZilla
    @KittyyZilla Рік тому +4

    Have a great Thanksgiving Nikko!!!

  • @Funnyguy-ll3ur
    @Funnyguy-ll3ur Рік тому +5

    Literally turn a happy meal into sad meal in second 4:31

  • @jamillacamilla6953
    @jamillacamilla6953 Рік тому

    OMG!!! That’s my video !! Thank you so much!

  • @Star_fruit26
    @Star_fruit26 Рік тому +12

    Dude you make my day❤😂

  • @Justin_Saves
    @Justin_Saves Місяць тому

    Awesome video! When I'm having a shitty day I just binge Nikko till I cant think straight lmao

  • @RSKLove
    @RSKLove Рік тому +1

    Semper Pirates remarks is exactly right. 😂

  • @Funnyguy-ll3ur
    @Funnyguy-ll3ur Рік тому +4

    She’s doing two things at once, and that is twitch streaming, and being an army 1:16

  • @morganmakes6996
    @morganmakes6996 Рік тому +3

    the girl with the back pack at 3:09 looks like the kid from up

  • @DravenReactions
    @DravenReactions Рік тому +2

    I would go back to basic again, I actually enjoyed basic so much, that I got to do it again when I got covid and had to get day one'd after being 4 days away from graduation....

  • @ciansilar-t8r
    @ciansilar-t8r Рік тому +1

    Hi
    I love your vids keep up the good work

  • @STING-h7e
    @STING-h7e Рік тому +3

    Love yo vids bro keep it up

  • @FlakJacketActual
    @FlakJacketActual Рік тому +1

    Damn it nikko lol that ringing sucked!!!!! Grrrr lmao

  • @stevehi8677
    @stevehi8677 Рік тому +1

    5:30 .. yes shove it up and rinse so well you’re farting bubbles 🫧

  • @rwolf8076
    @rwolf8076 19 днів тому

    Back to boot camp? Where my only responsibility is to run around, get yelled at, scream back, and get hazed? Yes. Better than standing OOD, god awful paperwork, and MCPP (Marine Corps Planning Process)

  • @Utogaro
    @Utogaro Рік тому +1

    If I can keep this E6 Pay and no responsibilities, no dumbass OD'ing on robitussin (yes that happened), no E3 talking to the O5 XO about how shit that could have been fix way easier (XO was quicker though) if they just told me, and no maintenance.... for 2 months, i treat that shit like rich folks rehab and be chillin.

  • @Nm-co6zp
    @Nm-co6zp Рік тому

    Bout fuggin time. I been waiting 3 days for another video

  • @Robloxuseryoutuber
    @Robloxuseryoutuber Рік тому +2

    0:50 bro is touching grass💀💀💀”

  • @joshua24shea
    @joshua24shea Рік тому +1

    Brother last one was cherry point lmao. I used to yell that shit at dudes all the time to mess with them

  • @Falcorian1
    @Falcorian1 Рік тому +2

    That last one bro

  • @tejano1
    @tejano1 Рік тому +2

    The gas chamber bro was on something else 😂

  • @Think_4_yourself_plz
    @Think_4_yourself_plz 7 днів тому

    The parachute one was at Ft Gordon, now Fort Eisenhower. Happens a lot when they jump there 😂😂😂😂

  • @wyatt_tucker
    @wyatt_tucker Рік тому +8

    Real legends all know that this is the 6th Military TikTok Fails.😂

  • @Bear_the_shepherd
    @Bear_the_shepherd Рік тому +2

    Happy Thursday, Nikko. Hope you're well ❤

  • @lauraflaherty5813
    @lauraflaherty5813 Рік тому +2

    Hey Nikko!! Happy Thanksgiving 🦃🍽🍁🫶🏻💕

  • @jaredunderwood978
    @jaredunderwood978 Рік тому +1

    So min 5:50, I slept like that once..because I couldn't stretch out because I didn't want to kick one dude in the face. Highly don't recommend your legs go numb...and try standing afterwards

  • @ambery4685
    @ambery4685 Рік тому

    Sorry to hear about your hearing my dear....hope your able to get some relief.

  • @jeanniegerena4966
    @jeanniegerena4966 Рік тому +1

    My husband would in a heartbeat. He really enjoyed Ft.Benning.

  • @BaileyCottrill
    @BaileyCottrill Рік тому +1

    Love your videos

  • @mynamejosh5536
    @mynamejosh5536 Рік тому +1

    You da man Nikko

  • @MonumentToSin
    @MonumentToSin Рік тому +2

    3:37 bro got panini'd

  • @jessebott1879
    @jessebott1879 Рік тому +1

    That got my tinnitus going

  • @Thatguy21110
    @Thatguy21110 Рік тому +1

    It always so funny we he uploads😂😂😂

  • @shannap.lawnerd125
    @shannap.lawnerd125 Рік тому

    😂Are we just NOT talking about the heavy sweat situation that was brought on immediately after yelling abt Article 15s & sexy heli? 😏😜🤘🏽💋💪🏽

  • @Pokes2008
    @Pokes2008 Рік тому

    Niko posted a vid so it’s a good day

  • @BraydenDunn-f8x
    @BraydenDunn-f8x Рік тому +1

    I love your videos

  • @gunnycarl9719
    @gunnycarl9719 Рік тому +1

    Marvel needs Nikko to be Deadpool partner like for real

  • @daledoback9566
    @daledoback9566 Рік тому +1

    0:38 She’s an angel

  • @zstan4470
    @zstan4470 Рік тому +1

    1:42 is exactly it 😂😂😂

  • @superandrewable1
    @superandrewable1 Місяць тому

    BRO that Marine MP getting arrested XD

  • @J_123-r5b
    @J_123-r5b Рік тому +2

    5:34 I personally go like 5 inches

  • @Magnoh-v4
    @Magnoh-v4 Рік тому +1

    Fuck no I wouldn’t go back to basic, I’m literally on the bus right now going to ait because I Just left. F that place lol

  • @EliHutchison-vi3iu
    @EliHutchison-vi3iu Рік тому

    I haven't even gone to boot camp and you're video's make me not want to go at all

  • @pinstripingbybear.
    @pinstripingbybear. 8 місяців тому +1

    @6:57 why is that guy going over the wall with live ammo being fired right over it?

  • @COSMIC_SECRET
    @COSMIC_SECRET Рік тому +1

    2:39 WHO GOT THE ABRAMS STUCK WHO ****ing DID IT

  • @Skill_Munkee
    @Skill_Munkee 3 місяці тому

    Never knew i had tinnitus since I've never served, but then that tiktok at 1:00 awoken the EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @wogginmynoggin6695
    @wogginmynoggin6695 Рік тому +2

    Yo bro I’ve done skydiving before that shit scary first time

  • @GalloRojo933
    @GalloRojo933 Рік тому

    Instantly recognized that first clip as Ft Eisenhower (Gordon). Shitty clay Barton Field track next to Overlord fitness center. That must have been from last year when they did the airborne operation to land on the PT field.

  • @bored-_-astronaut-zf2ps
    @bored-_-astronaut-zf2ps Рік тому

    2:45 ad break as soon as the cabinet fell down the stairs XD

  • @cashmaldonado-jb9bf
    @cashmaldonado-jb9bf Рік тому

    I love you nikko!!!

  • @JackMacquarrie-j9z
    @JackMacquarrie-j9z Місяць тому +1

    7:07 FR 😂😂

  • @Mad1Caster
    @Mad1Caster Рік тому

    2:55 come on man that was a win! Big PP shit right there

  • @JamesFromTexas
    @JamesFromTexas Рік тому +1

    Right after I retired I went on post and yelled at the AITers walking around things like get in step, calling cadence, at ease in the food court. Just dumb shit that no one can say anything about. At ease in a small to medium sized food court is fun though. Got chewed out once by some MPs for "disturbing the peace" or some bullshit.

  • @TheDementedMetal
    @TheDementedMetal 8 місяців тому

    The rats got me 😂 1:46

  • @Tokiiyuu
    @Tokiiyuu Рік тому

    i know how you feel with the tinnitus shit
    cant sleep in silence always need a fan noise and sum bgs

  • @asphaltgameplays6185
    @asphaltgameplays6185 Рік тому

    Nikko: omg it a whole ass ...
    Me patiently waiting for him to say: omg it half a ...

  • @ryanlee3228
    @ryanlee3228 Рік тому

    I’d go back to infantry school. Reasons, quit smoking again, get back in shape and get healthy again 😂 cause I don’t have the self discipline anymore to do it. Also those were some best worst times

  • @omegakillerjuice
    @omegakillerjuice Рік тому

    No way lmao the parachute vid was at my AIT 😂😂

  • @DarkTaylick
    @DarkTaylick Рік тому +1

    1:17 Let alone in the Air force 😂

  • @reignbopanda3444
    @reignbopanda3444 Рік тому

    i would go back to basic training again, only if i could enlist into a new branch. more fun stuff

  • @sweetie19821
    @sweetie19821 Рік тому

    HAPPY THANKSGIVING

  • @TheJTchannel939
    @TheJTchannel939 Рік тому

    My boy what’s good

  • @mdobson5241982
    @mdobson5241982 Рік тому +1

    Most annoying people were the ones that thought they knew everything about the USMJ, and would never shut up about it.

  • @d3lan011
    @d3lan011 Рік тому

    The gatekeepers are the worst. My old Company Co didn't let anyone go to Air Assault because he said it was useless......even though he had it and didn't need it since he was an 18A.

  • @IAMADREAMER2007
    @IAMADREAMER2007 Рік тому +3

    Who else’s face does Nikko bring a smile to? 👇

  • @Neurocalypse1775
    @Neurocalypse1775 Рік тому

    Can confirm with the music in both lmtv's and humvees.

  • @willvillamar3928
    @willvillamar3928 Рік тому

    yes i would go back to bootcamp, to make sure i dont spend my money on stupid shit and i need to lose weight again lol

  • @Blake6092Fortnite
    @Blake6092Fortnite 4 місяці тому

    Can you imagine you just see the rats 🐀 😂 1:54

  • @aaron_lycanlycan4065
    @aaron_lycanlycan4065 Рік тому

    Heading out for Usmc basic on December 12th, will let you know if I want to repeat it then.

  • @Cheesecat371
    @Cheesecat371 Рік тому +1

    Alr after Highschool what branch should I enlist?

  • @iBangBangx
    @iBangBangx Рік тому

    I used to play a little game out in the field. I would smoke a cigarette and ask a new private "have you seen star wars in 3-D?" Answer is no. Then ask "do you want to?" Especially if they answered " yeah, that would be "lit"." Then I would just flick my cig in their face! Good times... Good times.

  • @prsm00thybuns
    @prsm00thybuns Рік тому

    Hell to the no i don’t wanna ever go back to boot camp.

  • @elizibethmuzzana1923
    @elizibethmuzzana1923 Рік тому

    Worst part about the military: the entitled wives

  • @Kolbua
    @Kolbua Рік тому

    Rah rahh ra, enjoy that Thanksgiving.

  • @jesterxking
    @jesterxking 10 місяців тому

    Yes I would go back these days that would be vacation compared to the shit my command team has us doing.

  • @PolyCorb1
    @PolyCorb1 Рік тому +4

    Always a good day when Niko uploads