that "you were made to be a driver in the army" resonated, every male in my family who could join did so and became a truck driver then after service they kept driving trucks.
The "NOOOOO!" when the ants were in the food had genuine heartbreak in it. You can tell it's happened to him before. I can only imagine having limited opportunities to enjoy good food and have it be ruined
Fr bro. I haven't personally served, but my older brother has, and what he said about bootcamp is the reason I didn't enlist after highschool lmao. (Also, I'm australian, so our drill sergeants can be a lot meaner than American ones can today). But, I have been to jail, and not a god damn chance I'd go back there lmao
Funny thing about the boot camp my dad joined the Marines twice. The First was for Vietnam and when asked why he did for the 2nd he said he had a hard time finding a job and at least he was getting paid something.
0:10 my great grandpa had the same thing happen to him because they wouldn’t reschedule the jump. The wind was so bad that they all got dragged into cars and trees.
I was walking to the MCX and saw an MCT Trainee get arrested for stealing a Cliff bar because he was hungry and spent his whole pay on a laptop. This was according to the MP I was chill with for a while. Not sure if the dude getting arrested by the MP was that dude but I could tell that was the MCX on New River.
I would go back to boot camp. I have never gained so much in my life as when in boot camp. I was on it i was determined. I had drill sgts keeping me focused on that training. I didnt just give up after the first day my ass was there. I was in my prime by AIT.
Yes I would go back to basic 😂 you get paid to follow some simple rules, eat, sleep, workout and learn about the military. I was at my peak fitness at that point. Question though, does that mean I can go back to no back pain?
I would go back to basic again, I actually enjoyed basic so much, that I got to do it again when I got covid and had to get day one'd after being 4 days away from graduation....
Back to boot camp? Where my only responsibility is to run around, get yelled at, scream back, and get hazed? Yes. Better than standing OOD, god awful paperwork, and MCPP (Marine Corps Planning Process)
If I can keep this E6 Pay and no responsibilities, no dumbass OD'ing on robitussin (yes that happened), no E3 talking to the O5 XO about how shit that could have been fix way easier (XO was quicker though) if they just told me, and no maintenance.... for 2 months, i treat that shit like rich folks rehab and be chillin.
So min 5:50, I slept like that once..because I couldn't stretch out because I didn't want to kick one dude in the face. Highly don't recommend your legs go numb...and try standing afterwards
Instantly recognized that first clip as Ft Eisenhower (Gordon). Shitty clay Barton Field track next to Overlord fitness center. That must have been from last year when they did the airborne operation to land on the PT field.
Right after I retired I went on post and yelled at the AITers walking around things like get in step, calling cadence, at ease in the food court. Just dumb shit that no one can say anything about. At ease in a small to medium sized food court is fun though. Got chewed out once by some MPs for "disturbing the peace" or some bullshit.
I’d go back to infantry school. Reasons, quit smoking again, get back in shape and get healthy again 😂 cause I don’t have the self discipline anymore to do it. Also those were some best worst times
The gatekeepers are the worst. My old Company Co didn't let anyone go to Air Assault because he said it was useless......even though he had it and didn't need it since he was an 18A.
I used to play a little game out in the field. I would smoke a cigarette and ask a new private "have you seen star wars in 3-D?" Answer is no. Then ask "do you want to?" Especially if they answered " yeah, that would be "lit"." Then I would just flick my cig in their face! Good times... Good times.
that "you were made to be a driver in the army" resonated, every male in my family who could join did so and became a truck driver then after service they kept driving trucks.
The "NOOOOO!" when the ants were in the food had genuine heartbreak in it. You can tell it's happened to him before. I can only imagine having limited opportunities to enjoy good food and have it be ruined
Asking who wants to go back to boot is like asking who wants to go back to jail not many people hate themselves that much
Fr bro. I haven't personally served, but my older brother has, and what he said about bootcamp is the reason I didn't enlist after highschool lmao. (Also, I'm australian, so our drill sergeants can be a lot meaner than American ones can today). But, I have been to jail, and not a god damn chance I'd go back there lmao
Funny thing about the boot camp my dad joined the Marines twice. The First was for Vietnam and when asked why he did for the 2nd he said he had a hard time finding a job and at least he was getting paid something.
Worse thing is having a 20 year old corporal explain finances to you like they know how to live.
You just had to remind me that I had tinnitus...
LMAO I Love your videos man!
0:10 my great grandpa had the same thing happen to him because they wouldn’t reschedule the jump. The wind was so bad that they all got dragged into cars and trees.
I was walking to the MCX and saw an MCT Trainee get arrested for stealing a Cliff bar because he was hungry and spent his whole pay on a laptop. This was according to the MP I was chill with for a while. Not sure if the dude getting arrested by the MP was that dude but I could tell that was the MCX on New River.
No way in hell would I go back to boot camp 😂
😂SFFF. 🤌🏽💋🖍️
That hoverboard video was a CWO3 pilot, our C.O said "No hoverboards". He said, bro I'm a field grade, fuck outta here.
So glad I thought about checking my phone! Love his videos! They always lighten up my day😂
War is not the answer
But it shure is fun
"yeah, fuckin respond!" got me weak lmaooo
Bro the ear pro one got me triggered af. LMFAO
YEAH
another video, and I was waiting so long for something entertaining
Love this Man's Content
It’s so good!
@@nikkoortizshorts Yep!
I would go back to boot camp. I have never gained so much in my life as when in boot camp. I was on it i was determined. I had drill sgts keeping me focused on that training. I didnt just give up after the first day my ass was there. I was in my prime by AIT.
My dog and I literally had our ears ringing horribly from that 😂😂😂
1:02 just gunna say ouch my tinnitus especially when it wakes you up at night
I'm never eating peanut butter again! Lol
Military fails are too much
I have permanent tinnitus in my right ear. Been ringing since april 2019, non-stop. 10/10, would recommemd 😂
Nikko never fails to fill me up
same just not happiness
What is that supposed to mean 😏😏😏
I think you know...@@reefshark2277
What did he sayyyy.
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Yes I would go back to basic 😂 you get paid to follow some simple rules, eat, sleep, workout and learn about the military. I was at my peak fitness at that point. Question though, does that mean I can go back to no back pain?
Wall locker coming down the stairs is definitely basic training!
Have a great Thanksgiving Nikko!!!
Literally turn a happy meal into sad meal in second 4:31
OMG!!! That’s my video !! Thank you so much!
Dude you make my day❤😂
Same here 😂
I can third this
ong
Awesome video! When I'm having a shitty day I just binge Nikko till I cant think straight lmao
Semper Pirates remarks is exactly right. 😂
She’s doing two things at once, and that is twitch streaming, and being an army 1:16
the girl with the back pack at 3:09 looks like the kid from up
Why tf is that so real
I would go back to basic again, I actually enjoyed basic so much, that I got to do it again when I got covid and had to get day one'd after being 4 days away from graduation....
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I love your vids keep up the good work
Love yo vids bro keep it up
Always
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Damn it nikko lol that ringing sucked!!!!! Grrrr lmao
5:30 .. yes shove it up and rinse so well you’re farting bubbles 🫧
Back to boot camp? Where my only responsibility is to run around, get yelled at, scream back, and get hazed? Yes. Better than standing OOD, god awful paperwork, and MCPP (Marine Corps Planning Process)
If I can keep this E6 Pay and no responsibilities, no dumbass OD'ing on robitussin (yes that happened), no E3 talking to the O5 XO about how shit that could have been fix way easier (XO was quicker though) if they just told me, and no maintenance.... for 2 months, i treat that shit like rich folks rehab and be chillin.
Bout fuggin time. I been waiting 3 days for another video
“ 0:50 bro is touching grass💀💀💀”
They thought they are navy
Brother last one was cherry point lmao. I used to yell that shit at dudes all the time to mess with them
That last one bro
The gas chamber bro was on something else 😂
The parachute one was at Ft Gordon, now Fort Eisenhower. Happens a lot when they jump there 😂😂😂😂
Real legends all know that this is the 6th Military TikTok Fails.😂
Happy Thursday, Nikko. Hope you're well ❤
Hey Nikko!! Happy Thanksgiving 🦃🍽🍁🫶🏻💕
Happy Thanksgiving Laura
@@TheJTchannel939 Happy Thanksgiving hun 🦃🍁🍽
@@lauraflaherty5813 aww thank you 😊 you’re so sweet
So min 5:50, I slept like that once..because I couldn't stretch out because I didn't want to kick one dude in the face. Highly don't recommend your legs go numb...and try standing afterwards
Sorry to hear about your hearing my dear....hope your able to get some relief.
My husband would in a heartbeat. He really enjoyed Ft.Benning.
Love your videos
These are too good 😂
You da man Nikko
3:37 bro got panini'd
That got my tinnitus going
It always so funny we he uploads😂😂😂
Always 😂
😂Are we just NOT talking about the heavy sweat situation that was brought on immediately after yelling abt Article 15s & sexy heli? 😏😜🤘🏽💋💪🏽
Niko posted a vid so it’s a good day
I love your videos
So good!
Marvel needs Nikko to be Deadpool partner like for real
0:38 She’s an angel
1:42 is exactly it 😂😂😂
BRO that Marine MP getting arrested XD
5:34 I personally go like 5 inches
Fuck no I wouldn’t go back to basic, I’m literally on the bus right now going to ait because I Just left. F that place lol
I haven't even gone to boot camp and you're video's make me not want to go at all
@6:57 why is that guy going over the wall with live ammo being fired right over it?
2:39 WHO GOT THE ABRAMS STUCK WHO ****ing DID IT
Never knew i had tinnitus since I've never served, but then that tiktok at 1:00 awoken the EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Yo bro I’ve done skydiving before that shit scary first time
It’s terrifying
Instantly recognized that first clip as Ft Eisenhower (Gordon). Shitty clay Barton Field track next to Overlord fitness center. That must have been from last year when they did the airborne operation to land on the PT field.
2:45 ad break as soon as the cabinet fell down the stairs XD
I love you nikko!!!
7:07 FR 😂😂
2:55 come on man that was a win! Big PP shit right there
Right after I retired I went on post and yelled at the AITers walking around things like get in step, calling cadence, at ease in the food court. Just dumb shit that no one can say anything about. At ease in a small to medium sized food court is fun though. Got chewed out once by some MPs for "disturbing the peace" or some bullshit.
The rats got me 😂 1:46
i know how you feel with the tinnitus shit
cant sleep in silence always need a fan noise and sum bgs
Nikko: omg it a whole ass ...
Me patiently waiting for him to say: omg it half a ...
I’d go back to infantry school. Reasons, quit smoking again, get back in shape and get healthy again 😂 cause I don’t have the self discipline anymore to do it. Also those were some best worst times
No way lmao the parachute vid was at my AIT 😂😂
1:17 Let alone in the Air force 😂
i would go back to basic training again, only if i could enlist into a new branch. more fun stuff
HAPPY THANKSGIVING
My boy what’s good
Most annoying people were the ones that thought they knew everything about the USMJ, and would never shut up about it.
The gatekeepers are the worst. My old Company Co didn't let anyone go to Air Assault because he said it was useless......even though he had it and didn't need it since he was an 18A.
Who else’s face does Nikko bring a smile to? 👇
Can confirm with the music in both lmtv's and humvees.
yes i would go back to bootcamp, to make sure i dont spend my money on stupid shit and i need to lose weight again lol
Can you imagine you just see the rats 🐀 😂 1:54
Heading out for Usmc basic on December 12th, will let you know if I want to repeat it then.
Alr after Highschool what branch should I enlist?
I used to play a little game out in the field. I would smoke a cigarette and ask a new private "have you seen star wars in 3-D?" Answer is no. Then ask "do you want to?" Especially if they answered " yeah, that would be "lit"." Then I would just flick my cig in their face! Good times... Good times.
Hell to the no i don’t wanna ever go back to boot camp.
Worst part about the military: the entitled wives
Rah rahh ra, enjoy that Thanksgiving.
Yes I would go back these days that would be vacation compared to the shit my command team has us doing.
Always a good day when Niko uploads
Facts